1 00:00:00,134 --> 00:00:01,934 ADULT ADAM: Ah, going away to college. 2 00:00:01,936 --> 00:00:03,769 Back in the day, packing up your life 3 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,804 for a fresh start was a sacred ritual 4 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,106 for high-school seniors everywhere. 5 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:11,944 And no one was more excited to go away forever than my sister. 6 00:00:11,946 --> 00:00:13,846 Okay, I'm all packed for college. 7 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:15,547 Now all I need is to befriend my R.A. 8 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,716 so that I can throw a kegger without consequences. 9 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,451 (CHUCKLES) Well, you're three months early. 10 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,720 You haven't even graduated high school yet. 11 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,522 I may have jumped the gun a bit, 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,224 but it's only because I'm counting down the hours 13 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,493 until I get out of this hellhole. You get it. 14 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:29,194 Well, I still have three months left 15 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,029 where you're my little baby schmoo 16 00:00:30,031 --> 00:00:32,598 that I want to gobble up because you're just so delicious! 17 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:33,532 Nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum! 18 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:36,468 Aww. Your mom-brain is fighting this. It's funny. 19 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:39,938 There's nothing funny about losing a child... to college. 20 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,541 Mom, face it. Our family is changing. 21 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,244 Everything that you've come to know over the past few years 22 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,246 is about to be turned on its head. 23 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,013 Don't say that! 24 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,315 The Goldbergs will always stay the same! 25 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:51,984 Nothing will ever change in this house. 26 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:54,253 Nothing except Lainey leaving for fashion school 27 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,455 and basically taking a dump on my dreams. 28 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,258 Okay, fine. I acknowledge that's also big. 29 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,361 Erica and Lainey are going to college. 30 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,163 But that's it... No more changes. 31 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,798 Hey, Ma, can you pick up some BiC razors? 32 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,333 Mine's a little dull from scraping the old scruff. 33 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,302 No! Bad boy! You do not shave! 34 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,172 I gotta. My old lady, Jackie, likes me smooth. 35 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,406 But I'm your old lady. 36 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,041 You know, saying that kind of stuff was cute 37 00:01:16,043 --> 00:01:18,710 when I was a tiny child, but now it's getting weird. 38 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,113 Fine. Erica and Lainey are leaving. 39 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:24,249 My little baby boy has grown into a gangly, 40 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,785 deep-voiced, furry young man. 41 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,487 But that's it... No more changes. 42 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,022 Look out, everybody. Make way! 43 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:34,226 Erica said that I can have her room now that she's gone, right? 44 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:34,927 Oh, right. You're here, too. 45 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:40,332 That's right. From now on, it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V playing all the hits. 46 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,301 I'm calling the shots now, Bev. 47 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,535 Screw it! I give up! 48 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,205 Nothing will ever be the same again in this house! 49 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:49,942 I'm home! Nobody bother me! 50 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,910 TV's mine! 51 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:56,982 Never change, you beautiful, miserable man! 52 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:57,749 (GROANS) 53 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:59,151 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 54 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:03,322 ¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 55 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,391 ¶ I don't know the future 56 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:10,796 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 57 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,265 ADULT ADAM: It was May 17, 1980-something, 58 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:14,600 and I was with my favorite girl, 59 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,568 watching my favorite film franchise. 60 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,936 I don't want to overstate it, 61 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,105 but Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment 62 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,941 is literally the most important movie of our time. 63 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,109 Sure, it's a critical darling, 64 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:25,377 but if we're talking about laughs per minute, 65 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:28,514 then you got to go with Police Academy 3: Back in Training. 66 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,382 Point taken. Hey, do you have time to stay 67 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,351 and watch Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol? 68 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:35,354 Obviously. Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach 69 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,923 comes out tomorrow, and we can't go in unprepared. 70 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,625 Oh, my God! I have a girlfriend 71 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,293 who actually likes Police Academy! 72 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,928 You just called me your girlfriend. 73 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,697 Oh, balls. Did I go... I went too far. I went too far. 74 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:50,369 I mean, no. You said it, so I'll say it, too. (CHUCKLES) 75 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,105 Boyfriend. Girlfriend. 76 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,273 Boyfriend. Girlfriend. 77 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,807 Boyfriend. A-girlfriend. 78 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,142 Boyfriend. Girlfriend! 79 00:02:57,144 --> 00:02:58,977 Damn it! Why do you insist 80 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,680 on ripping my heart from my shredded pecs 81 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,582 and punting it into a cauldron of flames? 82 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,952 Look, we only have a few months left before I go to college! 83 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:07,819 Let's not waste it fighting! 84 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:11,523 But I want our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour 85 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,457 to be perfect! 86 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:13,192 And I want that, too, 87 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:16,028 but this list of mandatory activities is just too much. 88 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,529 I mean, come on. Look at this... 89 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,764 Road trips, picnics, concerts, skiing, 90 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:21,767 apple picking, berry picking, pear picking... So many fruits. 91 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:22,834 I don't want to work this hard. 92 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,070 (CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY) Hi. 93 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,306 This sounds like an intensely personal conversation, 94 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,676 so you may want to take it far, far away 95 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,543 from me and my girlfriend. 96 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:35,147 Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. 97 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,715 Unh! 98 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,617 Ugh. 99 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:40,118 Look at us! 100 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,521 Look at us closely and know that one day 101 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:45,891 you'll end up just like us, you ridiculous children. 102 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,125 This is getting weird and insulting. 103 00:03:47,127 --> 00:03:51,196 All right. You'll see. We're the future you, and it sucks hard. 104 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:52,598 That'll never be us, right? 105 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,199 Come on. We're rock-solid. 106 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:54,933 Nothing can shake that. 107 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:57,936 Boyfriend. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. 108 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:58,570 Boyfriend. Girlfriend. 109 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:02,140 ADULT ADAM: It was official. I had a girlfriend who liked Police Academy. 110 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:05,577 Life was finally looking up until this happened. 111 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,578 Oh, balls. Adam? 112 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,546 Yep. We've all been there... 113 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,414 Running into your ex with your new love. 114 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,950 Naturally, I handled it like a pro. 115 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:13,652 Dana! Hey! 116 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,521 How are things going up in here? 117 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,957 I was gonna call. I'm back for the summer. 118 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:21,660 This summer? That's crazy! 119 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,962 I'm crazy! Summer! 120 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:27,399 Hot times! Fun in the sun! 121 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,900 Camp. 122 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,304 I'm Jackie. 123 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,071 Hi. Dana. 124 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,906 Sorry! Yes! Jackie, meet Dana! 125 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:38,176 Dana, meet Jackie! Introductions, new friends... 126 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,913 Not friends, just street ladies, ladies of the street. 127 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,015 No. You know what I mean. 128 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:45,817 Well, when you're free, we should get together and catch up. 129 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,952 Ketchup! 130 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,854 ¶ Mustard, pickles 131 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:52,324 ¶ Onions on a sesame-seed bun ¶ 132 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:55,661 Welp, great seeing everybody. Bye, now. 133 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:57,863 Wait! What about Police Academy? 134 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,731 ADULT ADAM: As I desperately escaped my worst nightmare, 135 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,068 my mom was dreaming up ways to spend the summer with her baby. 136 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,438 Erica and Geoff. So funny running into you here. 137 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,307 Damn it. She's got the chalkboard! 138 00:05:08,309 --> 00:05:09,207 Oh, no. I'm upset, but why? 139 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,977 That thing only comes out when someone wants something dumb 140 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,445 that only makes sense with a visual aid. 141 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,248 Hey, there's nothing dumb about my Cuddle Calendar. 142 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,617 Oh, God, it's got a catchy, but terrible name. Run, Geoff. 143 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,885 Shield your innocent eyes! Go, go, go! 144 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,987 I can't! The board's blocking us! We're trapped! 145 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:22,954 According to my calculations, 146 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,991 you have 63 days left before you leave this house 147 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:29,961 and break my heart, literally killing me dead, 148 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,863 which is why I made this schedule... 149 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,565 To maximize mommy-daughter time. 150 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:36,234 Okay, according to this ridiculous calendar, 151 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:39,037 I'm spending every waking second with you. 152 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,305 When do I hang out with Geoff? 153 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:42,507 Well, you see that little sliver? 154 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,876 Right there is a little sliver. 155 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,179 Well, maybe you don't see it, but it says "G.S." 156 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,480 Oh, that's me. I get Erica time. 157 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,148 Bro, let me handle this. Check. 158 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,318 Okay, here. Let me draw you a chart of my own. 159 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:57,889 This circle represents how I'll be splitting up the rest of my time. 160 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,424 Erica, please. 161 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:01,026 I'm just gonna miss you so much. 162 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:03,995 I need to spend as much time with you as I can. 163 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,997 Babe, as much as I love your circle of Geoff, 164 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:08,867 I couldn't enjoy it knowing it's killing your mom. 165 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,303 I'll be back for my sliver. 166 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,338 Until then, be with her. 167 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:15,340 No! Stop feeling so deeply! 168 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,274 It's what I love about you, 169 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:18,844 but it's very inconvenient right now! (DOOR CLOSES) 170 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,279 Gah! This is exactly why I can't wait 171 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,748 to leave this house and never come back. 172 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:26,118 Oh, poop. We both know you're gonna miss my cuddles 173 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,653 and snuggies and plubbies next year. 174 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:29,621 I'm sorry. "Plubbies"? 175 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,189 It's something I've been workshopping, 176 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,324 and I think it's ready to go. 177 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,693 (CHUCKLES) Guard your belly button. 178 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,027 Gah! 179 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:37,929 Hey. 180 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:38,830 Hey. 181 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:39,798 Look, I'm sorry. 182 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,733 Dana was my first real girlfriend, 183 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,535 and seeing her took me by surprise. 184 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,436 That's all. I swear. 185 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,805 It's okay. I get it. You do? 186 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:48,306 Yeah. It's... It's still weird 187 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,609 between me and my old boyfriend. 188 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:53,578 Uh, where is he? 189 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,080 All I see is Ruben Amaro, Jr. 190 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,149 casually displaying his athleticism. 191 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,216 Yeah. That's my ex. 192 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,752 Wait. You were with Ruben Amaro, Jr., 193 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,487 the Ruben Amaro, Jr.? 194 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,790 From seventh to ninth grade. Why? 195 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,658 You spanned three grades with the guy 196 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,660 who isn't afraid to change into his gym clothes 197 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,362 without a towel around his waist? 198 00:07:10,364 --> 00:07:11,062 This is not okay! 199 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,331 Oh, so, you can be weird around Dana, 200 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,866 but I can't be weird around my ex? 201 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,635 I'm not worried about you being weird. 202 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:18,703 I'm worried about you two still having a spark. 203 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,639 I didn't say there was a spark. 204 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,407 It's Ruben Amaro, Jr. 205 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,676 Even I feel a spark when he walks by. 206 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,711 Okay, is this what's going on with Dana? 207 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:28,146 Do you still have feelings for her? 208 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,482 Don't try to turn this around on me. 209 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,551 I'm still turning this around on you. 210 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,752 Okay, you're being insane, 211 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:36,288 so have fun figuring things out with your ex 212 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,657 and don't let me be a part of it. 213 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,993 Told you, bro. All love ends. 214 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,161 Stop! We'll work it out. 215 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,430 No, you won't. You'll just end up like me, 216 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:49,100 sniffing a sweater Lainey left in my room to remind me of her. 217 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:50,802 That's Mom's. No! 218 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:53,038 ADULT ADAM: Time was running out for Barry and Lainey, 219 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,340 and the same was true for Geoff and Erica. 220 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:58,076 Just look at everyone, cleaning out lockers, 221 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:01,446 signing yearbooks, saying goodbye. 222 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,515 Let's cherish these moments, people! 223 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:06,451 Cherish my butt! You suck, Schwartz! 224 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:08,487 Sorry. That was uncalled for. 225 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,922 I have a hard time with transitions. 226 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,658 Why are you the one freaking out here? 227 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,759 I'm graduating, not you. 228 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:17,295 I can't help it. Don't you realize this is the last time 229 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,164 we'll ever walk down this hallway together? 230 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,766 Last time we'll ever reach your locker side-by-side? 231 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:26,371 Last time I'll ever watch your nose crinkle as you spin that lock? 232 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,708 Last time I overlook that you might be gross? 233 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,444 Okay, please stop narrating all my last things. 234 00:08:32,446 --> 00:08:33,578 There is so much stuff in here. 235 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,447 What's with all these notes from your mom? 236 00:08:35,449 --> 00:08:38,483 She put one in my lunch every day like a crazy lady, 237 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:39,351 and I just chuck them in here. 238 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:43,054 "Dear Schmoo, I love you more today than I ever have before. 239 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,723 "I am here for you always." 240 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,891 Okay, that one's kind of sweet. 241 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,559 "Dear Boopie, you're a perfect angel, 242 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:48,927 "and Drew Kremp doesn't deserve you. 243 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,997 "P.S. His Mustang now has some serious scratches"? 244 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,232 Holy crap. She's the one who keyed Drew's car? 245 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,301 "Dear Squishy, I know change is hard, but I promise you, 246 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,904 "sweetie, your boobies will grow just like the rest of you." 247 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,038 Okay, maybe I shouldn't read all these. 248 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,909 Wow. I should have paid a bit more attention to these. 249 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,411 You okay? 250 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,046 I'm really not. 251 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,648 I just realized... 252 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,650 my mom is amazing. 253 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:13,518 I'm gonna miss her so damn much! 254 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,520 What? She's always been there for me. 255 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,322 How will I survive without her? 256 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,523 Maybe you should ask her. 257 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,692 Don't be mad. I'm not here to bother you. 258 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,027 I'm just subbing for Senora Gomez. 259 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,163 But I did make you these marshmallow fudge chubbies. 260 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,566 Adios, mija. (SMOOCHES) 261 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,568 So good. I know. 262 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:32,437 These are my last marshmallow fudge chubbies. 263 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,341 God, I hate her so much for making me love her like this! 264 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,644 ADULT ADAM: The big day was here... Graduation. 265 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:43,615 It was a time to celebrate the past, look forward to the future, 266 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,484 and, for my family, be irritated in the present. 267 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:47,852 Bev, stop with the crying. 268 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:51,389 I can't hear the children say stupid things. (SOBBING) 269 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,659 But my baby is graduating from high school, 270 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:59,531 a day I've been dreading since she graduated from my body. 271 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,899 She's gone forever! 272 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,902 Hoo-hoo! One down, two to go! 273 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,870 I think both of your attitudes 274 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,573 are very extreme and terrible. 275 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:11,276 And now the moment we've all been waiting for... 276 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,012 I'd like to invite our graduating seniors 277 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,582 to get in line and receive their diploma. 278 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,417 ( POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE PLAYING) 279 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,621 (SIGHS HEAVILY) I can't believe my baby's going off to college 280 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:23,755 in just a few days. 281 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,291 You mean a few months. 282 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,226 Uh, sure. Months. 283 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,795 Not on Tuesday morning before traffic gets bad. 284 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,265 What? I didn't borrow my cousin Greg's flatbed truck. 285 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:34,733 So, yeah, months. 286 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,003 It sounds like you borrowed your cousin Greg's flatbed truck 287 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,871 'cause my girlfriend is leaving on Tuesday. 288 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,173 You should talk to Lainey. Lainey! 289 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,742 I didn't mean now. Sit down! 290 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,577 What is this about you leaving in a few days? 291 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:49,881 Mr. Goldberg, could you please not interrupt our joyous ceremony? 292 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,318 Oh, God. He knows I'm leaving early for Savannah. How does he know? 293 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,153 I'm sorry, baby! He got it out of me! 294 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,621 William Vanica. Dang it! 295 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,790 If you're not graduating, take a seat! 296 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,825 Oh, crap! He's on the move! 297 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,627 He's coming over. What do I do? 298 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,094 I don't know, man. 299 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,797 I got a really deep emotional thing with my mommy going on. 300 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:06,898 I'm, like, not okay in the head. 301 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,401 Dude, how could you leave early and not tell me? 302 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:12,737 I'll explain everything when the time is right, which is not now! 303 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,874 No! No way! Do not walk away from me. 304 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,408 I'm not walking away. 305 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:19,277 I'm slowly and deliberately marching to receive my diploma. 306 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,280 Joyce Basilone. Congratulations. 307 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,451 Mr. Goldberg, you are not part of the processional. 308 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:26,885 Do not process! 309 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,755 This was supposed to be our Barry/Lainey Summer of Love Farewell Tour! 310 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,289 Now it's done! 311 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,857 I was gonna tell you at the graduation party 312 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,925 'cause I didn't want to ruin today, 313 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,161 which is exactly what you're doing right now! 314 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,929 Lainey Lewis. 315 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:38,596 Not the time, man! 316 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,199 You know what? Maybe it's best I'm leaving early. 317 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,267 Maybe it is! 318 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,703 (VOICE BREAKING) Thank you so much. I'm very happy. 319 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:49,174 You're not the only one whose life is crumbling, you big butt! 320 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,377 And we'll just move right along to... 321 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:53,678 ...Erica Goldberg. 322 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,281 ADULT ADAM: My sister was steps away from starting her adult life, 323 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,950 but as she stood speechless on that stage, 324 00:11:58,952 --> 00:11:59,951 nothing scared her more. 325 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:03,388 Yeah, I'm good. Erica, please let's just end this. 326 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,923 Just take it. No. 327 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,524 Take the diploma. Pass. 328 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,659 You can't pass. 329 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,027 But I can, and I do. 330 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,862 Take it. Take the diploma! 331 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,596 No. Come on. Come on. Come on. 332 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:13,832 Don't come at me with that diploma. You take this! 333 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,333 No! Fight it! Fight that diploma! 334 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,835 Take this. You earned it. Never! 335 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,269 No fighting, just graduating! 336 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,039 Seriously, it's a great moment for you! 337 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,073 I will never graduate! 338 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,908 You cannot force my life to start! 339 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:24,976 Erica, please, just take it! 340 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,578 No! Get away from me! It's one of the rules! 341 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,813 Just take it! Sorry. I slept in. 342 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:30,782 Did Erica have her Bat Mitzvah yet? 343 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,850 Come on! Get out of here! 344 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,718 Just take it! Stop following me! 345 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,819 Take the diploma! 346 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:35,553 Oy. What a mess. 347 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:39,057 Tell me about it. How could Jackie date Ruben Amaro, Jr. 348 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:39,624 and not even tell me? 349 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,693 ADULT ADAM: Okay, yeah, I was insanely jealous 350 00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,561 of Jackie's jockey ex-boyfriend. 351 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,396 And so I made a date with my ex, Dana. 352 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,433 Like they say, old love dies hard. (LAUGHTER) 353 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,201 Isn't this awesome? 354 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,170 Yeah. I guess. 355 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,773 You just checked your watch instead of laughing hysterically 356 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,375 at how tall Bubba Smith is. What's going on? 357 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,043 I don't get it. This is part 5. 358 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,746 Shouldn't they have graduated the Academy after the first one? 359 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,048 I think the problem is you're focusing on logic, 360 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,050 not the lovable cast of characters. 361 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,552 (BLOWING FUNNILY) 362 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,954 Okay, in what world would an officer of the law 363 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,624 stop a jewel thief by making weird mouth noises? 364 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,759 That's Michael Winslow. He's a national treasure. 365 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,395 They're LAPD. They wouldn't have any jurisdiction in Miami. 366 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:21,599 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, it was clear that our spark was gone forever. 367 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,769 Dana was my past love, but Jackie was the future 368 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,436 and I had to get her back. 369 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:29,107 But first, I had to end it with Dana and break her poor heart. 370 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,575 Okay, what's going on? 371 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,410 Look, I've been wrestling with these emotions 372 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,246 much like Hightower wrestled that alligator. 373 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,415 And just as Steve Guttenberg had to move on 374 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,750 from the Police Academy franchise... 375 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:41,686 ¶ I know just how to whisper ...I, too, must move on. 376 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,856 ¶ And I know just how to cry ¶ Wait. 377 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,025 Do you think this was a date? 378 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,092 ADULT ADAM: Uh-oh. 379 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:50,461 The way you say that makes me feel like... 380 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,596 Oh, balls. 381 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,364 ...I misread this entire situation. 382 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,267 Adam, I'm sorry if you thought that... Don't be. 383 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,070 It was really great seeing you again, Dana. 384 00:13:59,072 --> 00:13:59,971 I hope it's not the last time. 385 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:03,241 That day, I looked like an epic tool in front of Dana, 386 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,210 but, even worse, I had lost Jackie. 387 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,744 As for my mom and Erica, they found out 388 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,880 that avoiding graduation wasn't an option. 389 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,081 I can't believe I graduated. 390 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,151 More than that, I can't believe I let Principal Ball catch me. 391 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,420 The man's like a bald cheetah. Who knew? 392 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,022 What the hell? This isn't a diploma. 393 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,659 It's a note from that putz with the whistle! 394 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:25,029 "Insufficient credits. See Coach Mellor"? 395 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,298 What does that mean? Somebody say something. 396 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,034 Mellor always said that if I skipped too much gym, 397 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,202 I wouldn't get my diploma. 398 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,136 I thought he was full of crap 399 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,672 because, you know, gym is stupid, but it's real! 400 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,176 You mean... you're not going to college? 401 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,244 I'm not going to college! 402 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,678 You're not going to college! 403 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,247 My life has come to a grinding halt! 404 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:44,282 It's everything I've ever hoped for! 405 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,317 Wait a second! This is insane! 406 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,620 Yay! I'm a cautionary tale! 407 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:49,354 (LAUGHS) 408 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:53,091 What? Can't I enjoy the success of my failing child? 409 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,360 Believe me, I don't want to see her go, either, 410 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,262 but she's leaving, end of story. 411 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,431 Murray, I can't handle losing her 412 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,599 for the next four years. 413 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,836 I'd rather lose her for a few short years 414 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,739 than hold her back forever. 415 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,148 ADULT ADAM: My mom was about to do the hardest thing of her life... 416 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,584 Force the school to turn over Erica's diploma. 417 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,321 Coach Mellor, we meet again one last, final time. 418 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,824 I take it you read that little note I left for Erica. 419 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,760 All right, let's tango. 420 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,895 She's not coming. It's just me. 421 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:31,863 But I kind of need her here. 422 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,666 I had a big, angry speech meant to guilt and shame her 423 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,868 for missing my class 27 times this year. 424 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,171 This is an outrage. You have no right to target her... 425 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:43,141 27 times? Wow. That's a lot. 426 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,842 And she forged a doctor's note 427 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,546 saying she couldn't run or jump because of "lady problems." 428 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,684 How dare you accuse her of forgery when you're... 429 00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,452 "Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman." 430 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:57,155 Oh, come on. I warned her for three years... 431 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,823 Fail gym, pay the price. 432 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,291 Okay, she's still a wonderful girl, 433 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,495 and I will stop at nothing until you give me that diploma. 434 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,197 Ugh. Here you go. 435 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,699 That's it? Brace yourself. 436 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,635 Ready to have your mind blown? I have no real power. 437 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:14,272 My greatest weapon is threatening the kids with failing gym. 438 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,674 So, every year, I terrify the attractive, popular kids 439 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,744 to let them know that their actions have consequences, 440 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,879 even though they really, really don't. 441 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,815 Oh, I'm sorry. (SIGHS) 442 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,217 Do you want me to call Erica and bring her in here? 443 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:28,453 Eh, the moment's gone. (SIGHS) 444 00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:31,889 You raised an amazing woman, Beverly Goldberg. 445 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,392 It's been a pleasure doing battle with you. 446 00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:35,560 Pleasure's been mine. 447 00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,429 ADULT ADAM: Turns out my mom didn't need to fight after all. 448 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,665 As for Barry, he was just plain devastated 449 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,067 after his graduation fight with Lainey. 450 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:43,501 Wow. 451 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,137 You're really clutching your Wrestling Buddy there. 452 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,805 You only do that when you're super sad. 453 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,377 Lainey's never gonna forgive me for spazzing up her graduation. 454 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,113 Her dad said she's not even coming to Erica's party. 455 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,382 Oh, God, I've never seen you this bad. 456 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,852 Well, I may not be able to fix things with Lainey, 457 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,255 but I think I know a way to at least make you smile. 458 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,223 ¶¶ 459 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,991 Police Academy 5? 460 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,126 Assignment Miami Beach, 461 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,627 guaranteed to wash away your heartache. 462 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,497 Balls, balls. It's Jackie. Let's get out of here. 463 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,532 Wait. She's seeing this thing by herself, 464 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,400 and you just want to walk away? 465 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,835 ¶ I know just where to find the answers What about you? 466 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:22,140 ¶ And I know just how to lie I'll be fine. You've found your nerd-mate. 467 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,074 Now go. 468 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,177 ¶ I know just how to fake it 469 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,479 ¶ And I know just how to scheme 470 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,114 Is this seat taken? 471 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,449 Well, look who it is. 472 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,784 I know it seems like I'm stalking you, 473 00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:34,685 but this is a legit coincidence, 474 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:40,258 which makes me think I was a huge idiot, and I'm sorry. 475 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,025 What about Dana? 476 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:44,062 She was my first girlfriend, and she'll always be, 477 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,863 but that doesn't mean she's the one. 478 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,632 Just sit your butt down already. 479 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,768 ¶ And I know when to let you lose 480 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,571 ¶ And I know the night is fading 481 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,072 Boyfriend. 482 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,108 ¶ And I know that time's gonna fly 483 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:57,475 Girlfriend. 484 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,378 ADULT ADAM: And so we decided to let go of our romantic pasts 485 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,646 and just live in the moment. 486 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,815 As for my mom, she was ready to make sure 487 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,317 Erica didn't put her future on hold. 488 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,519 Hey, love bug. Whatcha doin'? 489 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,287 Unpacking. 490 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,256 ¶ And I know the ways to fame Listen... 491 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:18,429 ...you know it's my dream for you to always be my little baby chicken. 492 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,598 Don't say "but." But... 493 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:25,103 ...as scary as it is, I think we both know it's time for you to go. 494 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,872 My diploma? Oh, no. What did you do to Coach Mellor? 495 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,608 Actually, even he knows it's time for you to move on. 496 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:34,178 For the last four years, I've made fun of you for dreading this day. 497 00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,881 ¶ Out of nothing at all And now it's here. 498 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:40,718 ¶ Out of nothing at all And I'm more scared than you ever were. 499 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,787 ¶ Out of nothing at all But you should know, 500 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,557 no matter where you are or what you're doing 501 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:48,493 (VOICE BREAKING) I will always fight for you 502 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,561 in an embarrassing and inappropriate way. 503 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:54,365 ¶ Out of nothing at all You're gonna change the world, Erica Goldberg. 504 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:58,436 ¶ Out of nothing at all And you're gonna visit... a lot. 505 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,706 ADULT ADAM: In the end, sometimes we need that little push 506 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,108 to get us where we're meant to go. 507 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,010 And sometimes the journey is hard... 508 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,479 ...and we struggle to accept the bumps along the way, 509 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,348 but it's the people you love most... 510 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,750 ...that can help you get through it. 511 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,152 Sorry, I'm late. BARRY: Lainey. 512 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,354 I didn't think you'd ever talk to me again, 513 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,422 you know, after ruining your graduation 514 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:21,526 and embarrassing you in front of everyone you've ever known. 515 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,394 Yeah, that was bad. It wasn't great. 516 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:23,995 It was basically the worst. 517 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,498 Well... I don't blame you if you hate me forever. 518 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,401 ¶ And I can make all your demons be gone Hate you? 519 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,336 After everything we've been through, 520 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,039 all those memories, the best moments of my life? 521 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,507 I could never hate you. 522 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,009 We really had some good times, huh? 523 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,578 ¶ And I'm never gonna make it... We had some great times. 524 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,646 (CHUCKLES) And you know what? 525 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,116 ¶ Making love This is the spot where we had our first real conversation. 526 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,384 ¶ Out of nothing at all Yep. 527 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,718 I threw that party, made an ass of myself... 528 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,622 ¶ Out of nothing at all ...and you were the only one who was there for me. 529 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,826 ¶ Out of nothing at all God, so much has changed since then. 530 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,529 I mean, not everything. (CHUCKLES) 531 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,365 ¶ Out of nothing at all Even back then, I knew I loved you. 532 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:01,866 ¶ Making love 533 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,902 And no matter where we go, we'll always have that. 534 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,970 ¶ Making love 535 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,672 ¶ Out of nothing at all 536 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,974 ¶ Making love 537 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,443 ¶ Love 538 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,412 ¶ Out of nothing at all You coming? 539 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,080 ¶ Making love I'll be there in a sec. 540 00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,615 ¶ Out of nothing at all 541 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,316 ¶ Making love 542 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,218 How do you know so much stuff about me? 543 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,385 Your sister's my best friend. 544 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:25,356 I've known you my whole life, and I can honestly say there's... 545 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,390 no one like you. 546 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,159 ¶ Out of nothing at all Thanks. 547 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,328 ADULT ADAM: Turns out Erica was right... 548 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,530 Our family would never be the same. 549 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,899 To my peanut. ALL: To peanut! 550 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,436 Not a person in that room knew what the future held, 551 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,604 and, yeah, it was scary... 552 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:40,871 ...but that's the thing about growing up. 553 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,874 You learn that the things that scare you most 554 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,644 end up being the greatest memories. 555 00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:49,480 And for me, the best had yet to come. 556 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,182 Sure, sometimes I forget details 557 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,484 and always seem to get the dates wrong, 558 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,153 but everything we knew was changing. 559 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:58,389 And those next few years of 1980-something, 560 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:02,793 well, they'd become the stuff of legend. 561 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,100 Get ready to gobble-gobble, Goldbergs. 562 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,169 And your taste buds are about to explode. 563 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:17,008 ALL: ¶ Happy birthday, dear Murray and Bev ¶ 564 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,543 ADAM: Ah, no! Don't hurt me! 565 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,912 MURRAY: You almost broke that light! 566 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,048 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 567 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,117 ¶¶