1 00:00:00,735 --> 00:00:02,101 ADULT ADAM: Ah, school dances. 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,936 Back in the day, nothing was better 3 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:06,939 than dressing up and getting down with all your friends. 4 00:00:06,941 --> 00:00:08,107 And the king of them all was prom, 5 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,043 a magical night everyone wanted to remember forever, 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:15,047 but no one wanted to make it last more than my big bro. 7 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:15,714 Hello, Father. 8 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:18,183 I come to you today with a life-and-death request. 9 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,085 Why do you look like a department-store pianist? 10 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:22,321 You're a department-store pianist! 11 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,857 No! Sorry. Let me start over. 12 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,392 As you know, next weekend is prom. 13 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:29,628 It is literally guaranteed to be a night to remember. 14 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:32,765 That's the theme, and I take it very seriously. 15 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:34,900 That's why you will fully fund this venture. 16 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:38,070 Go away. But you have yet to hear the extraordinary details. 17 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:42,674 Me and Lainey begin the night crossing the Delaware River on a hot-air balloon. 18 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:45,544 Go. Upon landing, 12 Clydesdales 19 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,613 will pull our bejeweled carriage to school 20 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,148 on a path of freshly cut white roses. 21 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:52,117 Get out of my face. Tiki torches will light the way, 22 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,887 as 100 bald eagles soar into the sky, 23 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,589 each carrying a poem handwritten by a haiku expert. 24 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,826 I'm begging you. That's when El DeBarge serenades us 25 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,995 as we destroy the dance floor with our love. 26 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:04,596 I'm not paying for an El DeBarge. 27 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:07,866 This all can come true for a measly $22,000. 28 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,903 You are an insane person. You're not getting a penny. 29 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:14,440 Mom! Dad isn't financially supporting my prom dream! 30 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:16,341 Murray, give my baby money for the prom. 31 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,444 We need a new roof, not to balloon him to prom. 32 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:22,147 Lainey's graduating, and we don't have that much time together. 33 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:23,382 I have to make this extra-special. 34 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,284 I can't believe my babies are growing up. 35 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,886 One's graduating, the other's going to prom. 36 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:30,355 Thank God I still have Adam to focus everything on. 37 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,092 Wait. What? Don't worry, pickle. It'll be wonderful. 38 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,393 We'll be together morning, noon, and night. 39 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,696 (GASPS) Barry, please! Take me with you in the hot-air balloon! 40 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:40,232 No way, bro. It only seats three. 41 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,767 And I have a call in to Yo-Yo Ma 42 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,436 to do amazing yo-yo tricks as we fly over the city. 43 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,138 I'll give you 80 bucks. Deal! 44 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,274 Only one thing left to do... Ask Lainey. 45 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,543 And I know the perfect way to do it. 46 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,045 (ALARM RINGING) 47 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:53,912 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 48 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:57,182 Lainey Lewis, will you go to prom with me? 49 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:59,551 Oh, God. What did you do? What any man would... 50 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,854 Show a terrified school how much I love you. 51 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:02,988 There's no fire, is there, Goldberg? 52 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:06,391 Only the one burning in my heart for this sweet lady right here. 53 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:09,128 Damn it. All right, everybody back to class! 54 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:09,862 I hope you brought your wallet, 55 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:13,065 because the fire department charges 80 bucks for false alarms. 56 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:16,568 No problem! I happen to have that exact amount right... 57 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,504 (GASPS) Oh, no! 58 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,206 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 59 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:25,410 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 60 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:28,614 ¶ I don't know the future 61 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:32,784 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 62 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,920 ADULT ADAM: It was prom season, 1980-something, 63 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,922 and I was doing what every other kid was... 64 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,324 Hanging up signs for my missing cape. 65 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:42,327 If my cape went missing, I would need answers, too. 66 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,462 Wait. You're into theater? 67 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:44,830 Why haven't I seen you in drama club? 68 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,298 I go to theater camp during the summer. 69 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:50,035 Your dad will pay money for that? Whoa. 70 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,671 Whoa again! You're starting a sci-fi magazine? 71 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,607 My mom said I have to pad out my college resume. 72 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,975 I also love sci-fi! 73 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,878 (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm getting too excited. 74 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,046 Deep breath. 75 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:02,381 Jackie. I'm Adam. 76 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,816 If you're interested, you should write something. 77 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,417 Interested? 78 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,686 Let's just say it's my cup of bantha milk. 79 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,922 Wow. I see The Force is strong with you. 80 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:14,259 That deep Star Wars pull didn't confuse and alienate you? 81 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:15,027 Amazing. 82 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:16,461 ADULT ADAM: It really was. 83 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:17,362 Nowadays, it's cool to geek out, 84 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:21,667 but back then, lady nerds were extremely rare in my town. 85 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,135 I'm thinking for our first issue 86 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:25,003 we're gonna tackle Lord of the Rings. 87 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,505 Have I? Ever read it? 88 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,706 ADULT ADAM: I had not. 89 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:28,540 (CHUCKLING) Have I? 90 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:32,811 I really hadn't, but this girl was perfect, so lying seemed right. 91 00:03:32,813 --> 00:03:35,647 I must have read it like... Zero to 10 times. 92 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,283 It's a date! Talk about it at the meeting? 93 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:39,418 It's not a date. 94 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,754 Well, a date as in "a moment marked in my calendar." 95 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,755 I'm gonna go now. 96 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,557 ADULT ADAM: I had a date! Kinda. 97 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,926 All I had to do was read Lord of the Rings. 98 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,494 How hard could it be? 99 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:51,230 (GROANS) Turns out, very. 100 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:54,666 It was super-long and boring and made me mad. 101 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,834 Hey! Easy! 102 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,237 You could kill someone with that dictionary. 103 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:59,538 It's not a dictionary, Pops, 104 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,306 even though it has every word in it. 105 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:03,909 That's a reading book? Oh, my. 106 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,211 I met a girl, Pops. She's older. She knows stuff. 107 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:10,949 An experienced lady, huh? Now, this is where Pops shines. 108 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:11,583 How can I help you? 109 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,819 What do you know about hobbits? Talk to me. 110 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,722 Give me your life wisdom about the Shire. Now! 111 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:17,489 I don't know what that is. 112 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:21,493 I was talking about how to get your arm around a dame at a picture show. 113 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,563 Oh, man. I got to read 1,000 pages. I'm screwed! 114 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:28,133 Why do I got to have a crush on a girl with required reading? 115 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:31,670 Oh! My baby's got a crush! 116 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,739 I have a crush on my baby having a crush. 117 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,975 I want every detail about her. Talk. Now. Go. Tell me. 118 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:37,276 Ugh. Okay. 119 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,645 Her name's Jackie Geary. We got lots in common. The end. 120 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,547 I don't know a girl in your class named Jackie. Who Jackie? 121 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:45,550 You don't know her 'cause she's a tad older. 122 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:46,451 An older woman? 123 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,655 No, no, no. My baby is not ready for an adult lady. 124 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,824 Jackie's just a junior. She barely has her driver's license. 125 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,727 She drives? Like some 25-year-old? 126 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,361 Uh, not happening. 127 00:04:56,363 --> 00:05:00,265 You stay away from this speedy girl and her creepy love van. 128 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,700 None of what you said is true! 129 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,602 She drives her nana's old station wagon. 130 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:04,970 What's the nana like? Stop. 131 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,439 Do you know what happens in the back of a station wagon? 132 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:10,642 Mouth-smooching and adult hugging. 133 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,210 Now get in bed for tucks. Boop! 134 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,846 ADULT ADAM: As my mom shut down my dream nerd girl, 135 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:17,916 Barry was still planning his dream prom. 136 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:18,950 Five days till prom. 137 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,352 I don't want to ruin the surprise, 138 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,187 but I hope you're not allergic to horse hair. 139 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,289 Babe, I've been thinking about this a lot, 140 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:26,958 and I can't go to prom. What are you saying? 141 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,326 It's Erica. 142 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:32,164 I can't have a good time knowing my best friend is staying home all by herself. 143 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:33,632 That makes sense. 144 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,533 You're a good person. I totally get it. 145 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,903 Wow. Kind of thought you'd go nuts about this and get all kicky and punchy. 146 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:43,408 Well, dating you has made me a more mature, stronger, better man. 147 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,810 Hyah! 148 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:45,711 You're taking my sister to prom! 149 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,680 Barry, are you even in this class? I'm in the middle of a test. 150 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,916 You will do this, or I will fight your father 151 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,585 in front of your entire family, shaming your bloodline. 152 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,421 Dude, you know I'd love to go to prom with Erica, 153 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,523 but our timing's always been wrong. 154 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,825 It's just not meant to be. 155 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,727 Geoff, stand up! 156 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:06,064 You will take my sister to prom, and you know why? 157 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,934 'Cause you need to bet on love before it's too late. 158 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:12,604 He's right. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. 159 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,940 No one cares what you think, Matthew. 160 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:18,143 But his inspiring words are right. The time is now. 161 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,546 (SIGHS) Okay. I'll give it a shot. Yes! 162 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,049 You won't regret being my pawn, Geoffrey. 163 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:27,419 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm super-late for my chem final. 164 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:27,819 Hyah! 165 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,388 ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry saved his prom. 166 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:33,158 Meanwhile, I was trying to rescue my Lord of the Rings problem 167 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,060 in the shadiest way possible. 168 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,995 Can I help you? Gah! Nope. 169 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:37,829 Just browsing. 170 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:38,630 ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't. 171 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,432 I was there to buy the most illicit thing 172 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:43,168 you could buy in a bookstore in the '80s. 173 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:43,535 Cliff Notes. 174 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:47,205 Back before the Internet, this was how we got away with not reading a book. 175 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:52,544 Some dude named Cliff summarized an entire story into a little yellow pamphlet. 176 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,879 Hey, last-minute book report, huh? 177 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:56,648 No. That's cheating. I don't do that. 178 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,283 I need to read this 'cause I lied to a girl. 179 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,485 If I were you, I'd just tell people you're cheating. 180 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:03,155 ADULT ADAM: But instead, I copied from Cliff, 181 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,524 and Jackie bought it big-time. 182 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,992 Wow, this is awesome, 183 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,126 the way you summarized every chapter. 184 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,062 You could totally sell this to help people understand the book better. 185 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,365 It is a dense book, some would say boring. 186 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:15,967 Not me. I'm just glad we definitely have this in common. 187 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,603 It's working! His Cliff Notes sham is working! 188 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,605 He'll blow it somehow. Trust the process. 189 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,774 What strikes me most are the parallels 190 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,076 between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. 191 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,813 Yes! He's steering the conversation into his sweet spot. 192 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:28,613 I need to find new friends. 193 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,150 Hey! Our next issue should be all about Star Wars. 194 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,519 Star Wars is too commercial for my taste. 195 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,922 Oh, no! She's beyond Star Wars! 196 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,323 This girl's way too fast for Adam. 197 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:39,658 I think you're both very confused 198 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,092 about the concept of a fast girl. 199 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,661 You're right. We should tackle the rest of the Rings, 200 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,530 give the people what they want. This is the best, right? 201 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:46,765 I'll go start laying out this issue, 202 00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,567 and also, we should go to prom! Excuse me? 203 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:52,704 Um... I just blurted that out, but I meant it? 204 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,072 Oh, God. Prom is dumb. 205 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,740 It is dumb, and I'll totally go. 206 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,242 Really? Yes! 207 00:07:57,511 --> 00:08:00,445 It's French bread pizza day, Holmes! 208 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,714 So it's a date? (CHUCKLES) 209 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,015 I guess this time, it is. 210 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,185 I'll wear my hair in Leia buns. No! I'll wear braids. 211 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,288 No! I'll wear my hair just like this. Bye, now. 212 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,892 Enjoy prom, liar. This isn't my fault! 213 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,026 You're super-boned, dude. 214 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,695 Be less invested, Dave Kim! 215 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,330 ADULT ADAM: As my lies scored me a date, 216 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:20,966 Erica was getting a prom date of her own... 217 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:21,533 Hey, yo, Erica. 218 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,668 ADULT ADAM: ...just not who she wanted. 219 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:24,669 Yo... Ruben Amaro Jr. 220 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,105 Thought maybe you'd like to check out prom with me. 221 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,874 Uh...okay. Why not? 222 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,877 Wow. You're really pumped about this. 223 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:32,611 Call you with the details? 224 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,980 Is there anything else I really need to know? 225 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:39,084 Guess not. Then we're done. Good stuff. 226 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:43,088 Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me? 227 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,222 Oh, come on, man! 228 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,558 I literally just said yes to Ruben Amaro Jr.! 229 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:49,060 But this was supposed to finally work out for us, 230 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:49,928 and now it can't! Duh! 231 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,532 Ugh! I am so frustrated with how we suck so bad at this! 232 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,966 So bad! 233 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,035 So, you don't want to go with me? 234 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,105 I mean, I'm in love with another dude, so not really. 235 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,574 But don't worry. You'll bounce back. 236 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,043 Okay. Awesome news. 237 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,712 I blew off Ruben, and we're going to prom. 238 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,647 Oh, no! 239 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,916 What? What did you do? He's going with me. 240 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,851 I was just using him to make Johnny crazy-jealous, 241 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,921 but now I can make you jealous, too! This is so hot. 242 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,757 What the hell, Geoff? You said you were going with Ruben. 243 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,991 That was four minutes ago! 244 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,027 I was sad and frustrated, and she asked me. 245 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,963 She wouldn't take "no" for an answer. She threatened me. 246 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:25,664 Strongly suggested. 247 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,433 Whatever. It just isn't meant to be. 248 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,535 (SIGHS) I love you. 249 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,337 No. What? 250 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,406 Okay. 251 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,809 Ruben Amaro Jr.! Ruben Amaro Jr.! 252 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,977 Ruben Amaro Jr.! 253 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,445 Please tell me we're not back on. 254 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,880 Oh, we most definitely are. 255 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,382 Rent a tux, 'cause we are locked in. 256 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,217 Erica! Erica! 257 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,320 Great news! Don't even say it. 258 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:51,189 We are the worst! Carla, wait! 259 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,125 Hope you're ready for the best night of your life. No way! 260 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,695 This is what you get when you don't call me back, Johnny! 261 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,263 Look, I... I really don't want to be 262 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,064 in the middle of whatever this is. 263 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,900 I'll tell you what this is... Johnny's gonna fight you, 264 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,568 and I'm gonna feel so special. 265 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,502 Wait! What? 266 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,104 She's crazy, but she don't lie. 267 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,506 Pop your shirt off, homeslice. Let's dance. 268 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,742 That's all I wanted, was to dance! 269 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,647 Okay, so, I had a heart-to-heart with Ruben. Not right now, okay? 270 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,148 I'm about to fistfight over Carla. 271 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,583 Just forget it. Ruben! 272 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,952 Someone throw a freakin' punch! Fight over me! 273 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,487 Fight over your prom princess! 274 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,022 No! (GRUNTS) 275 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,926 That was so hot. 276 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,598 ADULT ADAM: It had been two days 277 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,000 since Barry pulled the fire alarm... 278 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,735 (ALARM RINGING) ...in the name of love. 279 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,836 So he did it again. 280 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:42,374 Barry! I told you I'm not going to prom unless Erica does. 281 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,274 Funny you should bring that up. 282 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,078 Go on, Erica. Tell your best friend all the latest gossip. 283 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,949 Meh. I'm going with Ruben Amaro Jr. It kinda sucks. 284 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,517 Okay, I'm a pretty confident dude, 285 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,318 but this is a lot even for me. 286 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,454 Doesn't matter. Still a warm body to keep her distracted. 287 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,889 Actually, I just want to stay home and watch "Dallas." 288 00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,992 I mean, this whole "Who Shot J.R.?" thing is really hanging over me. 289 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,128 Who cares who shot J.R.? 290 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,429 It was probably some guy with a big hat. 291 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,165 Is there actually a fire? I'm very scared. 292 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,500 This isn't about you, Dan! 293 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,803 This is about my girlfriend making ridiculous excuses. 294 00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,371 Fine! I don't want to go to prom with you! 295 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,572 There! I said it! What? 296 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,674 But it's the biggest night of his life. 297 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,144 Exactly. We have the best night of our lives, and then what? 298 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,146 I mean, three months from now I'll be off to college, 299 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:21,746 and you'll still be here. 300 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,349 But we agreed to make the most of our time left. 301 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,217 I just can't keep pretending everything is great 302 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:30,455 when there is a ticking clock on my heart utterly breaking. 303 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,857 What are you saying? I'm sorry. 304 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,660 I'm done making believe everything will be okay. 305 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,262 I can't believe it. 306 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,197 My girlfriend just broke up with me. 307 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,366 I know. We all know. 308 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,902 There were hundreds of your judgy peers watching. 309 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,170 What am I gonna do? 310 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,506 Come on. Bring it in for a two-person huddle. 311 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,209 Let Coach give you a pep talk with his body. 312 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,010 (CRYING) That's it. 313 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,979 You soak that rayon shirt down with your boy tears 314 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,214 until you feel the strength return. 315 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,515 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's love life fell apart, 316 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:01,152 I was trying to get through the second Lord of the Rings book. 317 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,755 Got your jammies all warm and toasty! 318 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,757 Don't you knock? Why would I have to knock? 319 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,725 What have you got there? What are you hiding? 320 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,427 Nothing. Just some light reading material a friend suggested. 321 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:13,331 Is this friend the older seductress you're making time with? 322 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,366 (CHUCKLES) Let me guess, she's got you hooked on 323 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,836 all those lusty Danielle Steel novels? 324 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,705 No! It's personal, okay? Oh, my God! 325 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,075 Why is there an impossibly adorable tuxedo in your closet? 326 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,110 Okay, I was gonna tell you... 327 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,845 Jackie's either taking you to prom 328 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,013 or Monte Carlo for the weekend, 329 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,515 and neither are acceptable. 330 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,417 It's prom. And I already said yes. 331 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,454 You are a little freshman boy. I forbid you to go to prom! 332 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,689 Mom, I can't cancel. 333 00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,823 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 334 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,893 Have her over for some cold milk and homemade cookies, 335 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,295 and I'll get to know her, make my decision then. 336 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,465 Finally. You're being normal about this. I'll go call her. 337 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,236 ADULT ADAM: But, just like Gollum, my mom was not to be trusted. 338 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,973 Yes, bring your precious girl to me. 339 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,641 Bring her. 340 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,743 What was that? I heard a weird voice. 341 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,679 Not a voice. I coughed. (COUGHS) 342 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,149 ADULT ADAM: As my mom invited my geeky dream girl over, 343 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,185 Barry was living a nightmare after being dumped. 344 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,821 Hey, Bar. How you holding up, big guy? 345 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,157 We, uh, brought you your favorite jerky 346 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,191 and Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum soda. 347 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,728 I'm too sad to drink them, but I'll take the jerky. 348 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,531 This should tide me over until Lainey comes to her senses. 349 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,399 Ah. I see what this is. 350 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,035 He's going through the five stages of grief. 351 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:24,969 First stage is denial. 352 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,672 Wait, so once I get through the five stages, 353 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,706 I'll feel perfectly fine again? 354 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,309 Well, yeah, but healing takes a long time. 355 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,977 Let's do this, Matt Bradley! 356 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,180 What's the next stage for me to race through? 357 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,915 I guess...anger? 358 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:41,085 (SCREAMS) I'm very mad! 359 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,320 Next. Uh, bargaining? 360 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,588 Give me $5 for this hockey stick. 361 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,657 That's not the kind of bargaining I'm talking about. 362 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,725 Do you want the stick or not? Sure? 363 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,726 Okay, great. Next stage. 364 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,929 Uh, next would be sadness. Pass. Next. 365 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,630 Uh, I guess all that's left is acceptance. 366 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,267 Great, 'cause I accept your gift of this meat tube and gum-flavored soda. 367 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,771 I kind of meant that you have to accept that it's done with Lainey. 368 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,472 I will never accept that. 369 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,042 In fact, I'm gonna go get her back right now. 370 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,511 That's 'cause you're obviously still in denial. 371 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,012 JTP! ALL: JTP! 372 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,147 JTP. Yes! 373 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,515 You got to give the guy credit. 374 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,183 He always fights for what he wants. 375 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,952 Yeah, he does, doesn't he? 376 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,287 And you know what? So will I, damn it! 377 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,756 Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me? 378 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,725 Dude! We covered this. 379 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,660 The universe doesn't want us to be together. 380 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,262 I know, but then I think about 381 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,129 the most important night of the year, 382 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,733 and there's only one person I want to spend it with... You. 383 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:32,604 What if there was a way that we could keep our dates, but still go together? 384 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:33,471 And how would we do that? 385 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,240 Double date. We take the limo together, 386 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,142 we go to dinner together, we even dance near each other. 387 00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,812 So we go to prom next to each other. 388 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:41,946 Suck on that, universe! 389 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,515 Great! We'll pick you up at 7:00. 390 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,618 This cannot go wrong. 391 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,686 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, no! 392 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,888 Aah! Teeth! 393 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,957 God! One day, this will work. 394 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,060 It's so nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Goldberg. 395 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,695 Oh, same. (CHUCKLES) 396 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,564 Adam's told me so much about you. 397 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,966 Like, for instance, you're almost a senior. 398 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,601 Yeah, that's called being a junior. 399 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,037 (TIMER DINGS) Oh. Snickerdoodles are ready. 400 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,605 Squishy-tush, would you get them for me? 401 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,142 I would, but these old hips don't move like they used to. 402 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,878 That's what happens when you get older. Am I right, Jackie? 403 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,813 Don't answer! I'll get the cookies. 404 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,384 You two just sit here in awkward silence until I get back. 405 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,086 So... So... 406 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,822 What exactly are your intentions towards my boy? 407 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,691 Excuse me? Are they honorable? 408 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,592 Uh... Sure? 409 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,193 Well, then let's lay out some ground rules. 410 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,362 There will be no graphic language or adult situations. 411 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:35,967 There will also be no smoking, no joking, and no midnight toking. 412 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,768 Tolkien, like the writer? 413 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,238 There will also be no smooching, no prolonged hugging, 414 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,140 and no intimate horseplay. 415 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,207 Repeat it all back to me. 416 00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,475 I think you have the wrong idea about me. 417 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,479 Really? Then why is my little baby suddenly hiding things from me? 418 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,049 Hiding what? You tell me. 419 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,086 Aha! Ha ha! Oh, no! My secret brown bag. 420 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,722 Wait, uh, where's the tawdry fantasy books 421 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,958 with the top-heavy woman in a peasant shirt on the cover? 422 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,261 Cliff Notes? You told me you loved Lord of the Rings. 423 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,529 I'm sorry. I tried to read it, 424 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,897 but it's the longest book about the shortest people. 425 00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:10,568 But you wrote an article on Tom Bombadil's influence on the Council of Elrond. 426 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,804 Okay, I see I was way off the mark here. 427 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,174 You seem sweet, so, uh, "yes" to prom. 428 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,109 I thought you were different, Adam. 429 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,510 But you're not. 430 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,212 You're just a liar. 431 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,482 (STAMMERS) How could you shine a light on all my lies? 432 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:24,916 How could you? 433 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:28,953 Schmoo, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do anything. I just... 434 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,355 I don't care! 435 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,356 I really liked that girl. 436 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,093 I tried to read a boring, million-page book for her. 437 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,663 Thanks for being you and ruining it. 438 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,865 ¶ ¶ 439 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,636 ADULT ADAM: I had lied to the geeky girl of my dreams. 440 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,539 I knew the only way to win her back was a grand gesture 441 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,708 that would show her how sorry I was. 442 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,976 Only one problem... 443 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,044 Mrs. Goldberg? 444 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,112 ...my mom beat me to it. 445 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,446 I've come on behalf of my boy. 446 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,715 Uh, what exactly is happening here? 447 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,117 It's like that book "Cyrano," 448 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,587 where his mom comes and speaks on behalf of her son. 449 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,556 Okay, I've never read it, but I know I'm close. 450 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,892 Who's down there? What's going on? 451 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,559 Oh, it's okay. 452 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,261 It's Beverly Goldberg, Adam's mom. 453 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,529 I'm just appealing to your daughter 454 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,832 to reconsider my son as a romantic prospect. 455 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,967 Shouldn't your son be doing that? 456 00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:18,703 Well... she kind of caught him in a lie, 457 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,637 which is all my fault. 458 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,674 The point is, this is what mamas do. 459 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,909 Right? 460 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:25,443 Mm... 461 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,645 See, this is what I wanted to show you. 462 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,479 The real Adam. 463 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,416 BEVERLY: Here he is as a one-eyed drifter. 464 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,450 That's Snake Plissken. 465 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,752 BEVERLY: Ooh! An adventure boy with a whip. 466 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:35,520 Indiana Jones. 467 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,854 BEVERLY: An underwater devil. 468 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:37,989 Aquaman. See? 469 00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,690 Adam would correct me, too. 470 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,659 You are totally made for each other. 471 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,829 I get the feeling you are right. 472 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,366 MRS. GEARY: Every Aquaman needs a Super Gal. 473 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:48,933 Wonder Woman. 474 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,803 And she's from the Amazon, not the deep ocean. 475 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,806 Aww, baby, nobody cares but you. 476 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,574 And my son. 477 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,343 It's so off-putting and cute. 478 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,745 (CLATTER) 479 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,114 (WINDOW OPENS) 480 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,149 Mom? Are you kidding me? 481 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,318 Boopie, where's your jacket? It's cold out. 482 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,653 I didn't have time to put it on. 483 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,821 You're gonna get a sniffle. 484 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:10,888 It's really not that cold out. 485 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,658 You say that, but your face is very flushed. 486 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,026 Could we not have this discussion? 487 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,627 You know, if you're not wearing a jacket, 488 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,062 you should at least be wearing a hat. 489 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,798 Mom! That's what happens when you get all hot... 490 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,767 Stop! ...outside when it's cold. 491 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,935 Stop. Think of horses. 492 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,303 I'm begging you, please! 493 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,404 You're gonna be in the hospital... 494 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,106 Mom! ...with pneumonia, writing things down... 495 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,141 Mom! ...on a chalkboard because you can't talk. 496 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,676 Stop. And then we're gonna have to have 497 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,610 that whole discussion about... 498 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,479 (GROANS) ...do we take out Adam's tonsils? 499 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,181 What the hell are you doing at her house? 500 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:37,715 Hey. 501 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,517 Just ignore everything my mom said. 502 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,453 I swear I really am the person you thought I was. 503 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,756 Except I really don't get Lord of the Rings. 504 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,726 They just walk and talk 505 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,027 and walk more. 506 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:50,962 It's okay, Adam. 507 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,297 Your mom actually made it better. 508 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,765 For real? 509 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,301 So you still want to go to prom? 510 00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,670 Is a nerf herder scruffy-looking? 511 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,106 Jackie, no one knows what that is. 512 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,374 I do. She said "Yes." 513 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,209 (CYNDI LAUPER'S TIME AFTER TIME PLAYS) 514 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,345 Oh, I'm so happy this worked out, 515 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,380 even though you're gonna get a head cold. 516 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,718 I'm so happy you're in no way a threat to my baby. 517 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,386 Look at those little pants. 518 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,621 The little pants. 519 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,856 I mean, big-man pants. Mm. 520 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,425 Very big man. MRS. GEARY: Big man. 521 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,528 ¶ Lying in my bed ¶ 522 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,329 Hey. Your dad let me in. 523 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,765 Look, I really don't have it in me to fight. 524 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,168 No. No, that's not why I'm here. 525 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,336 Get dressed. I'm taking you out. 526 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,438 I told you. I'm not going to prom. 527 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,275 Neither am I! Look, you were right. 528 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,278 I thought if I made it a big, special night, 529 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,015 I wouldn't have to think about where we're gonna end up. 530 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,117 I'm sorry. 531 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,486 Don't be. 532 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,154 I love you. 533 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,322 I love you, too. 534 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,457 And that's why I decided to make this 535 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,326 a night to not remember. 536 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,062 We're gonna have the most un-special, 537 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,199 forgettable, typical night we've ever had. 538 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,466 ¶ If you fall... ¶ 539 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,669 I think that sounds perfect. 540 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,270 ADULT ADAM: As Barry won back his love, 541 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,941 my sister's plan for an adjacent prom with Geoff 542 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,642 was a bust. 543 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,644 (WHISPERING) This was a great idea. 544 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,846 This sucks! I know! 545 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,882 ¶ If you fall, I will catch you ¶ 546 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,816 Oh, screw it. 547 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,418 ¶ I will be waiting ¶ 548 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:20,985 ¶ Time after time ¶ 549 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:25,056 ADULT ADAM: In the end, the perfect night isn't about where you are, 550 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,958 but who you're with. 551 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,428 Got to admit, this is way better than some stupid dance. 552 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,131 Honestly, it's the prom I've always dreamed of. 553 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,333 Me too. 554 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,902 'Cause it's with you. 555 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,204 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about love. 556 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,006 Yeah, it's messy and unpredictable, 557 00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,275 but when you find the right person 558 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,311 and get the timing just right, it's magic. 559 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,481 And that's what really makes a night to remember. 560 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,017 ¶ Time after time ¶ 561 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,120 ¶ ¶ 562 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,588 (BELL DINGS) 563 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,191 (BELL DINGS) 564 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,197 Babe, it really was the perfect night. 565 00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,565 Thanks so much for not going overboard. 566 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,367 It really means the world to me. 567 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,601 Of course. 568 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,838 I got to feed the meter. Be right back. 569 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:15,640 Change of plans! 570 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,908 You need to get these giant horses out of here. 571 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,011 Where's my 80 bucks, bro? 572 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,946 Couldn't resist, huh? 573 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,613 Wha... 574 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,882 These aren't my alley horses. 575 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,150 Yah! Get out! 576 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,184 Let's ride the horses, Barry. 577 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,987 Awesome! I get the one with the pretty hair.