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ADULT ADAM: Ah, school dances.
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Back in the day,
nothing was better
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than dressing up
and getting down
with all your friends.
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And the king of them all
was prom,
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a magical night
everyone wanted
to remember forever,
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but no one wanted to make it
last more than my big bro.
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Hello, Father.
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I come to you today
with a life-and-death request.
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Why do you look like
a department-store pianist?
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You're a department-store
pianist!
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No! Sorry.
Let me start over.
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As you know,
next weekend is prom.
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It is literally guaranteed
to be a night to remember.
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That's the theme,
and I take it very seriously.
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That's why you will
fully fund this venture.
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Go away.
But you have yet to hear
the extraordinary details.
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Me and Lainey begin the night
crossing the Delaware River
on a hot-air balloon.
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Go.
Upon landing,
12 Clydesdales
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will pull our bejeweled
carriage to school
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on a path of freshly
cut white roses.
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Get out of my face.
Tiki torches
will light the way,
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as 100 bald eagles
soar into the sky,
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each carrying a poem
handwritten by a haiku expert.
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I'm begging you.
That's when El DeBarge
serenades us
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as we destroy the dance floor
with our love.
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I'm not paying
for an El DeBarge.
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This all can come true
for a measly $22,000.
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You are an insane person.
You're not getting a penny.
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Mom! Dad isn't financially
supporting my prom dream!
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Murray, give my baby
money for the prom.
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We need a new roof,
not to balloon him to prom.
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Lainey's graduating,
and we don't have that
much time together.
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I have to make this
extra-special.
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I can't believe
my babies are growing up.
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One's graduating,
the other's going to prom.
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Thank God I still have Adam
to focus everything on.
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Wait. What?
Don't worry, pickle.
It'll be wonderful.
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We'll be together
morning, noon, and night.
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(GASPS) Barry, please!
Take me with you
in the hot-air balloon!
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No way, bro.
It only seats three.
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And I have a call in
to Yo-Yo Ma
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to do amazing yo-yo tricks
as we fly over the city.
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I'll give you 80 bucks.
Deal!
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Only one thing left to do...
Ask Lainey.
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And I know the perfect
way to do it.
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(ALARM RINGING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Lainey Lewis,
will you go to prom with me?
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Oh, God.
What did you do?
What any man would...
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Show a terrified school
how much I love you.
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There's no fire,
is there, Goldberg?
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Only the one
burning in my heart for
this sweet lady right here.
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Damn it. All right,
everybody back to class!
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I hope you brought
your wallet,
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because the fire department
charges 80 bucks
for false alarms.
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No problem! I happen to have
that exact amount right...
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(GASPS) Oh, no!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was
prom season, 1980-something,
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and I was doing
what every other kid was...
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Hanging up signs
for my missing cape.
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If my cape went missing,
I would need answers, too.
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Wait.
You're into theater?
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Why haven't I seen you
in drama club?
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I go to theater camp
during the summer.
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Your dad will pay money
for that? Whoa.
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Whoa again! You're starting
a sci-fi magazine?
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My mom said
I have to pad out
my college resume.
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I also love sci-fi!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I'm getting too excited.
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Deep breath.
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Jackie.
I'm Adam.
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If you're interested,
you should write something.
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Interested?
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Let's just say
it's my cup of bantha milk.
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Wow. I see The Force
is strong with you.
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That deep Star Wars pull
didn't confuse
and alienate you?
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Amazing.
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ADULT ADAM: It really was.
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Nowadays,
it's cool to geek out,
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but back then, lady nerds were
extremely rare in my town.
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I'm thinking
for our first issue
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we're gonna tackle
Lord of the Rings.
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Have I?
Ever read it?
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ADULT ADAM: I had not.
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(CHUCKLING) Have I?
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I really hadn't,
but this girl was perfect,
so lying seemed right.
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I must have read it like...
Zero to 10 times.
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It's a date!
Talk about it
at the meeting?
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It's not a date.
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Well, a date as in "a moment
marked in my calendar."
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I'm gonna go now.
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ADULT ADAM:
I had a date! Kinda.
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All I had to do was read
Lord of the Rings.
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How hard could it be?
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(GROANS)
Turns out, very.
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It was super-long and boring
and made me mad.
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Hey! Easy!
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You could kill someone
with that dictionary.
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It's not a dictionary, Pops,
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even though
it has every word in it.
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That's a reading book?
Oh, my.
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I met a girl, Pops.
She's older. She knows stuff.
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An experienced lady, huh?
Now, this is where
Pops shines.
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How can I help you?
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What do you know
about hobbits? Talk to me.
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Give me your life wisdom
about the Shire. Now!
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I don't know
what that is.
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I was talking about how to
get your arm around a dame
at a picture show.
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Oh, man. I got to read
1,000 pages. I'm screwed!
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Why do I got to have a crush
on a girl with required
reading?
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Oh! My baby's got a crush!
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I have a crush
on my baby having a crush.
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I want every detail about her.
Talk. Now. Go. Tell me.
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Ugh. Okay.
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Her name's Jackie Geary.
We got lots in common.
The end.
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I don't know a girl in your
class named Jackie.
Who Jackie?
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You don't know her
'cause she's a tad older.
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An older woman?
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No, no, no.
My baby is not ready
for an adult lady.
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Jackie's just a junior.
She barely has
her driver's license.
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She drives?
Like some 25-year-old?
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Uh, not happening.
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You stay away
from this speedy girl
and her creepy love van.
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None of what you said
is true!
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She drives her nana's
old station wagon.
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What's the nana like?
Stop.
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Do you know what happens
in the back
of a station wagon?
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Mouth-smooching
and adult hugging.
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Now get in bed
for tucks. Boop!
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
shut down my dream nerd girl,
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Barry was still planning
his dream prom.
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Five days till prom.
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I don't want to ruin
the surprise,
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but I hope you're not
allergic to horse hair.
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Babe, I've been thinking
about this a lot,
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and I can't go to prom.
What are you saying?
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It's Erica.
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I can't have a good time
knowing my best friend is
staying home all by herself.
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That makes sense.
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You're a good person.
I totally get it.
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Wow. Kind of thought
you'd go nuts about this
and get all kicky and punchy.
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Well, dating you has made me
a more mature, stronger,
better man.
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Hyah!
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You're taking my sister
to prom!
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Barry, are you even
in this class?
I'm in the middle of a test.
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You will do this,
or I will fight your father
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in front of
your entire family,
shaming your bloodline.
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Dude, you know I'd love
to go to prom with Erica,
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but our timing's
always been wrong.
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It's just not meant to be.
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Geoff, stand up!
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You will take
my sister to prom,
and you know why?
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'Cause you need
to bet on love
before it's too late.
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He's right. In the end,
we only regret
the chances we didn't take.
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No one cares
what you think, Matthew.
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But his inspiring words
are right. The time is now.
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(SIGHS) Okay.
I'll give it a shot.
Yes!
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You won't regret
being my pawn, Geoffrey.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm super-late
for my chem final.
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Hyah!
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ADULT ADAM: With that,
Barry saved his prom.
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Meanwhile, I was trying to
rescue my Lord of the Rings
problem
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in the shadiest way possible.
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Can I help you?
Gah! Nope.
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Just browsing.
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ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't.
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I was there to buy
the most illicit thing
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you could buy in a bookstore
in the '80s.
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Cliff Notes.
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Back before the Internet,
this was how we got away
with not reading a book.
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Some dude named Cliff
summarized an entire story
into a little yellow pamphlet.
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Hey, last-minute
book report, huh?
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No. That's cheating.
I don't do that.
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I need to read this
'cause I lied to a girl.
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If I were you, I'd just
tell people you're cheating.
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ADULT ADAM: But instead,
I copied from Cliff,
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and Jackie bought it big-time.
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Wow,
this is awesome,
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the way you summarized
every chapter.
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You could totally sell this
to help people
understand the book better.
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It is a dense book,
some would say boring.
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Not me. I'm just glad
we definitely have this
in common.
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It's working!
His Cliff Notes sham
is working!
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He'll blow it somehow.
Trust the process.
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What strikes me most
are the parallels
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between Lord of the Rings
and Star Wars.
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Yes! He's steering
the conversation
into his sweet spot.
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I need to find
new friends.
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Hey! Our next issue should be
all about Star Wars.
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Star Wars is too commercial
for my taste.
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Oh, no!
She's beyond Star Wars!
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This girl's way too fast
for Adam.
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I think you're both
very confused
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about the concept
of a fast girl.
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You're right. We should tackle
the rest of the Rings,
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give the people
what they want.
This is the best, right?
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I'll go start
laying out this issue,
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and also,
we should go to prom!
Excuse me?
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Um... I just blurted that out,
but I meant it?
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Oh, God. Prom is dumb.
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It is dumb,
and I'll totally go.
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Really?
Yes!
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It's French bread pizza day,
Holmes!
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So it's a date?
(CHUCKLES)
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I guess this time,
it is.
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I'll wear my hair
in Leia buns.
No! I'll wear braids.
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No! I'll wear my hair
just like this. Bye, now.
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Enjoy prom, liar.
This isn't my fault!
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You're super-boned, dude.
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Be less invested,
Dave Kim!
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ADULT ADAM:
As my lies scored me a date,
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Erica was getting
a prom date of her own...
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Hey, yo, Erica.
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ADULT ADAM:
...just not who she wanted.
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Yo...
Ruben Amaro Jr.
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Thought maybe you'd like
to check out prom with me.
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Uh...okay.
Why not?
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Wow. You're really pumped
about this.
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Call you with the details?
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Is there anything else
I really need to know?
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Guess not.
Then we're done.
Good stuff.
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Erica Goldberg,
will you go to prom
with me?
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Oh, come on, man!
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I literally just said yes
to Ruben Amaro Jr.!
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But this was supposed to
finally work out for us,
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and now it can't!
Duh!
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Ugh! I am so frustrated with
how we suck so bad at this!
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So bad!
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So, you don't want
to go with me?
234
00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:00,105
I mean, I'm in love
with another dude,
so not really.
235
00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,574
But don't worry.
You'll bounce back.
236
00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,043
Okay.
Awesome news.
237
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,712
I blew off Ruben,
and we're going to prom.
238
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,647
Oh, no!
239
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,916
What? What did you do?
He's going with me.
240
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:12,851
I was just using him
to make Johnny crazy-jealous,
241
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,921
but now I can
make you jealous, too!
This is so hot.
242
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,757
What the hell, Geoff?
You said you were
going with Ruben.
243
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,991
That was four minutes ago!
244
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,027
I was sad and frustrated,
and she asked me.
245
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,963
She wouldn't take "no" for
an answer. She threatened me.
246
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:25,664
Strongly suggested.
247
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,433
Whatever.
It just isn't meant to be.
248
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,535
(SIGHS)
I love you.
249
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,337
No. What?
250
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,406
Okay.
251
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:37,809
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
252
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,977
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
253
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,445
Please tell me
we're not back on.
254
00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,880
Oh, we most
definitely are.
255
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,382
Rent a tux,
'cause we are locked in.
256
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,217
Erica! Erica!
257
00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,320
Great news!
Don't even say it.
258
00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:51,189
We are the worst!
Carla, wait!
259
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,125
Hope you're ready for
the best night of your life.
No way!
260
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,695
This is what you get
when you don't
call me back, Johnny!
261
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,263
Look, I... I really
don't want to be
262
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,064
in the middle
of whatever this is.
263
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,900
I'll tell you what this is...
Johnny's gonna fight you,
264
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,568
and I'm gonna feel
so special.
265
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:04,502
Wait! What?
266
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,104
She's crazy,
but she don't lie.
267
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,506
Pop your shirt off, homeslice.
Let's dance.
268
00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,742
That's all I wanted,
was to dance!
269
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,647
Okay, so, I had
a heart-to-heart with Ruben.
Not right now, okay?
270
00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,148
I'm about to fistfight
over Carla.
271
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,583
Just forget it. Ruben!
272
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,952
Someone throw
a freakin' punch!
Fight over me!
273
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,487
Fight over
your prom princess!
274
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,022
No!
(GRUNTS)
275
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,926
That was so hot.
276
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,598
ADULT ADAM:
It had been two days
277
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,000
since Barry pulled
the fire alarm...
278
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,735
(ALARM RINGING)
...in the name of love.
279
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,836
So he did it again.
280
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:42,374
Barry! I told you
I'm not going to prom
unless Erica does.
281
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:43,274
Funny you should
bring that up.
282
00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:47,078
Go on, Erica.
Tell your best friend
all the latest gossip.
283
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,949
Meh. I'm going with
Ruben Amaro Jr.
It kinda sucks.
284
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,517
Okay, I'm a pretty
confident dude,
285
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:53,318
but this is a lot
even for me.
286
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,454
Doesn't matter.
Still a warm body
to keep her distracted.
287
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,889
Actually, I just want to stay
home and watch "Dallas."
288
00:10:57,891 --> 00:11:00,992
I mean, this whole
"Who Shot J.R.?" thing
is really hanging over me.
289
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,128
Who cares who shot J.R.?
290
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,429
It was probably
some guy with a big hat.
291
00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:07,165
Is there actually a fire?
I'm very scared.
292
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,500
This isn't about you, Dan!
293
00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,803
This is about my girlfriend
making ridiculous excuses.
294
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,371
Fine! I don't want
to go to prom with you!
295
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:14,572
There! I said it!
What?
296
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,674
But it's the biggest night
of his life.
297
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,144
Exactly. We have
the best night of our lives,
and then what?
298
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,146
I mean, three months from now
I'll be off to college,
299
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:21,746
and you'll still be here.
300
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,349
But we agreed
to make the most
of our time left.
301
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,217
I just can't keep pretending
everything is great
302
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:30,455
when there is a ticking clock
on my heart utterly breaking.
303
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,857
What are you saying?
I'm sorry.
304
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,660
I'm done making believe
everything will be okay.
305
00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,262
I can't believe it.
306
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,197
My girlfriend
just broke up with me.
307
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,366
I know.
We all know.
308
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,902
There were hundreds
of your judgy peers watching.
309
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,170
What am I gonna do?
310
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,506
Come on. Bring it in
for a two-person huddle.
311
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,209
Let Coach give you
a pep talk with his body.
312
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,010
(CRYING)
That's it.
313
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,979
You soak that rayon shirt down
with your boy tears
314
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,214
until you feel
the strength return.
315
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,515
ADULT ADAM: As Barry's
love life fell apart,
316
00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:01,152
I was trying to get through
the second Lord of the Rings
book.
317
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,755
Got your jammies
all warm and toasty!
318
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,757
Don't you knock?
Why would I
have to knock?
319
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,725
What have you got there?
What are you hiding?
320
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,427
Nothing. Just some
light reading material
a friend suggested.
321
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:13,331
Is this friend
the older seductress
you're making time with?
322
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,366
(CHUCKLES) Let me guess,
she's got you hooked on
323
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,836
all those lusty
Danielle Steel novels?
324
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,705
No! It's personal, okay?
Oh, my God!
325
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:24,075
Why is there
an impossibly adorable
tuxedo in your closet?
326
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,110
Okay, I was
gonna tell you...
327
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,845
Jackie's either
taking you to prom
328
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,013
or Monte Carlo
for the weekend,
329
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,515
and neither
are acceptable.
330
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,417
It's prom.
And I already said yes.
331
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,454
You are a little freshman boy.
I forbid you to go to prom!
332
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,689
Mom, I can't cancel.
333
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:38,823
Fine.
I'll make you a deal.
334
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:41,893
Have her over
for some cold milk
and homemade cookies,
335
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,295
and I'll get to know her,
make my decision then.
336
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,465
Finally. You're being
normal about this.
I'll go call her.
337
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:51,236
ADULT ADAM:
But, just like Gollum,
my mom was not to be trusted.
338
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,973
Yes, bring your
precious girl to me.
339
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,641
Bring her.
340
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,743
What was that?
I heard a weird voice.
341
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,679
Not a voice.
I coughed. (COUGHS)
342
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,149
ADULT ADAM: As my mom invited
my geeky dream girl over,
343
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,185
Barry was living a nightmare
after being dumped.
344
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,821
Hey, Bar.
How you holding up, big guy?
345
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,157
We, uh, brought you
your favorite jerky
346
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,191
and Hubba Bubba
Bubble Gum soda.
347
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:16,728
I'm too sad to drink them,
but I'll take the jerky.
348
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,531
This should tide me over until
Lainey comes to her senses.
349
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,399
Ah. I see what this is.
350
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,035
He's going through
the five stages of grief.
351
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:24,969
First stage is denial.
352
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,672
Wait, so once I get through
the five stages,
353
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,706
I'll feel perfectly
fine again?
354
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,309
Well, yeah, but healing
takes a long time.
355
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,977
Let's do this,
Matt Bradley!
356
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,180
What's the next stage
for me to race through?
357
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,915
I guess...anger?
358
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:41,085
(SCREAMS) I'm very mad!
359
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,320
Next.
Uh, bargaining?
360
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,588
Give me $5
for this hockey stick.
361
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,657
That's not the kind of
bargaining I'm talking about.
362
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,725
Do you want the stick
or not?
Sure?
363
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:48,726
Okay, great. Next stage.
364
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,929
Uh, next would be
sadness.
Pass. Next.
365
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,630
Uh, I guess all that's left
is acceptance.
366
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,267
Great, 'cause I accept
your gift of this meat tube
and gum-flavored soda.
367
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,771
I kind of meant
that you have to accept
that it's done with Lainey.
368
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,472
I will never accept that.
369
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,042
In fact, I'm gonna go
get her back right now.
370
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,511
That's 'cause you're
obviously still in denial.
371
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,012
JTP!
ALL: JTP!
372
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,147
JTP.
Yes!
373
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,515
You got to
give the guy credit.
374
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,183
He always fights
for what he wants.
375
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,952
Yeah, he does,
doesn't he?
376
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,287
And you know what?
So will I, damn it!
377
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,756
Erica Goldberg,
will you go to prom with me?
378
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,725
Dude! We covered this.
379
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,660
The universe doesn't
want us to be together.
380
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,262
I know,
but then I think about
381
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,129
the most important
night of the year,
382
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,733
and there's only one person
I want to spend it with...
You.
383
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:32,604
What if there was a way
that we could keep our dates,
but still go together?
384
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:33,471
And how would we do that?
385
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,240
Double date.
We take the limo together,
386
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,142
we go to dinner together,
we even dance near each other.
387
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,812
So we go to prom
next to each other.
388
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:41,946
Suck on that, universe!
389
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,515
Great! We'll pick you up
at 7:00.
390
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,618
This cannot go wrong.
391
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,686
Oh!
Oh, my God! Oh, no!
392
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,888
Aah! Teeth!
393
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,957
God! One day,
this will work.
394
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,060
It's so nice to finally
meet you, Mrs. Goldberg.
395
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,695
Oh, same. (CHUCKLES)
396
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,564
Adam's told me so much
about you.
397
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,966
Like, for instance,
you're almost a senior.
398
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:03,601
Yeah, that's called
being a junior.
399
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,037
(TIMER DINGS)
Oh. Snickerdoodles
are ready.
400
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,605
Squishy-tush,
would you get them for me?
401
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,142
I would, but these old hips
don't move like they used to.
402
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,878
That's what happens
when you get older.
Am I right, Jackie?
403
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,813
Don't answer!
I'll get the cookies.
404
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,384
You two just sit here
in awkward silence
until I get back.
405
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,086
So...
So...
406
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,822
What exactly
are your intentions
towards my boy?
407
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,691
Excuse me?
Are they honorable?
408
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,592
Uh... Sure?
409
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,193
Well, then let's lay out
some ground rules.
410
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:31,362
There will be no graphic
language or adult situations.
411
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:35,967
There will also be
no smoking, no joking,
and no midnight toking.
412
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,768
Tolkien, like the writer?
413
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:40,238
There will also be
no smooching,
no prolonged hugging,
414
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,140
and no intimate horseplay.
415
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,207
Repeat it all back to me.
416
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:44,475
I think you have
the wrong idea about me.
417
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,479
Really? Then why is
my little baby suddenly
hiding things from me?
418
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,049
Hiding what?
You tell me.
419
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,086
Aha! Ha ha!
Oh, no!
My secret brown bag.
420
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,722
Wait, uh, where's
the tawdry fantasy books
421
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,958
with the top-heavy woman in
a peasant shirt on the cover?
422
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,261
Cliff Notes? You told me
you loved Lord of the Rings.
423
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,529
I'm sorry.
I tried to read it,
424
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,897
but it's the longest book
about the shortest people.
425
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:10,568
But you wrote an article
on Tom Bombadil's influence
on the Council of Elrond.
426
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,804
Okay, I see I was
way off the mark here.
427
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:16,174
You seem sweet,
so, uh, "yes" to prom.
428
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,109
I thought
you were different, Adam.
429
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,510
But you're not.
430
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,212
You're just a liar.
431
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,482
(STAMMERS) How could
you shine a light
on all my lies?
432
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:24,916
How could you?
433
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:28,953
Schmoo, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to do anything.
I just...
434
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,355
I don't care!
435
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,356
I really liked
that girl.
436
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,093
I tried to read a boring,
million-page book for her.
437
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,663
Thanks for being you
and ruining it.
438
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,865
¶ ¶
439
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:45,636
ADULT ADAM: I had lied to
the geeky girl of my dreams.
440
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,539
I knew the only way to win her
back was a grand gesture
441
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,708
that would show her
how sorry I was.
442
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,976
Only one problem...
443
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,044
Mrs. Goldberg?
444
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,112
...my mom beat me to it.
445
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,446
I've come
on behalf of my boy.
446
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,715
Uh, what exactly
is happening here?
447
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,117
It's like
that book "Cyrano,"
448
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,587
where his mom comes
and speaks on behalf
of her son.
449
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,556
Okay, I've never read it,
but I know I'm close.
450
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,892
Who's down there?
What's going on?
451
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:08,559
Oh, it's okay.
452
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,261
It's Beverly Goldberg,
Adam's mom.
453
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,529
I'm just appealing
to your daughter
454
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,832
to reconsider my son
as a romantic prospect.
455
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,967
Shouldn't your son
be doing that?
456
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:18,703
Well... she kind of
caught him in a lie,
457
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,637
which is all my fault.
458
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,674
The point is,
this is what mamas do.
459
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:24,909
Right?
460
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:25,443
Mm...
461
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,645
See, this is what
I wanted to show you.
462
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,479
The real Adam.
463
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,416
BEVERLY: Here he is
as a one-eyed drifter.
464
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,450
That's Snake Plissken.
465
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,752
BEVERLY: Ooh! An adventure boy
with a whip.
466
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:35,520
Indiana Jones.
467
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,854
BEVERLY:
An underwater devil.
468
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:37,989
Aquaman.
See?
469
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,690
Adam would
correct me, too.
470
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,659
You are totally
made for each other.
471
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,829
I get the feeling
you are right.
472
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,366
MRS. GEARY: Every Aquaman
needs a Super Gal.
473
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:48,933
Wonder Woman.
474
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,803
And she's from the Amazon,
not the deep ocean.
475
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,806
Aww, baby,
nobody cares but you.
476
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:56,574
And my son.
477
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,343
It's so off-putting
and cute.
478
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,745
(CLATTER)
479
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,114
(WINDOW OPENS)
480
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,149
Mom? Are you kidding me?
481
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,318
Boopie, where's your jacket?
It's cold out.
482
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,653
I didn't have time
to put it on.
483
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,821
You're gonna get
a sniffle.
484
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:10,888
It's really not
that cold out.
485
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,658
You say that,
but your face is very flushed.
486
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,026
Could we not have
this discussion?
487
00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:16,627
You know, if you're not
wearing a jacket,
488
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,062
you should at least
be wearing a hat.
489
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,798
Mom!
That's what happens
when you get all hot...
490
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,767
Stop!
...outside
when it's cold.
491
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,935
Stop.
Think of horses.
492
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,303
I'm begging you, please!
493
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,404
You're gonna be
in the hospital...
494
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,106
Mom!
...with pneumonia,
writing things down...
495
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,141
Mom!
...on a chalkboard
because you can't talk.
496
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,676
Stop.
And then we're
gonna have to have
497
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:32,610
that whole discussion
about...
498
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,479
(GROANS)
...do we take out
Adam's tonsils?
499
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,181
What the hell
are you doing at her house?
500
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:37,715
Hey.
501
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,517
Just ignore everything
my mom said.
502
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,453
I swear I really am
the person you thought I was.
503
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,756
Except I really don't get
Lord of the Rings.
504
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,726
They just walk and talk
505
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,027
and walk more.
506
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:50,962
It's okay, Adam.
507
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,297
Your mom
actually made it better.
508
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,765
For real?
509
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:57,301
So you still want
to go to prom?
510
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,670
Is a nerf herder
scruffy-looking?
511
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,106
Jackie, no one knows
what that is.
512
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,374
I do.
She said "Yes."
513
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,209
(CYNDI LAUPER'S
TIME AFTER TIME PLAYS)
514
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,345
Oh, I'm so happy
this worked out,
515
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,380
even though you're
gonna get a head cold.
516
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,718
I'm so happy you're in no way
a threat to my baby.
517
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,386
Look at
those little pants.
518
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,621
The little pants.
519
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,856
I mean, big-man pants.
Mm.
520
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,425
Very big man.
MRS. GEARY: Big man.
521
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,528
¶ Lying in my bed ¶
522
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,329
Hey. Your dad let me in.
523
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,765
Look, I really don't
have it in me to fight.
524
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,168
No. No, that's not
why I'm here.
525
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,336
Get dressed.
I'm taking you out.
526
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,438
I told you.
I'm not going to prom.
527
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,275
Neither am I!
Look, you were right.
528
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,278
I thought if I made it
a big, special night,
529
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,015
I wouldn't have to think about
where we're gonna end up.
530
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,117
I'm sorry.
531
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,486
Don't be.
532
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,154
I love you.
533
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:51,322
I love you, too.
534
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,457
And that's why
I decided to make this
535
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,326
a night to not remember.
536
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,062
We're gonna have
the most un-special,
537
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,199
forgettable, typical night
we've ever had.
538
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,466
¶ If you fall... ¶
539
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,669
I think
that sounds perfect.
540
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,270
ADULT ADAM:
As Barry won back his love,
541
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,941
my sister's plan
for an adjacent prom
with Geoff
542
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:11,642
was a bust.
543
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,644
(WHISPERING)
This was a great idea.
544
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,846
This sucks!
I know!
545
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,882
¶ If you fall,
I will catch you ¶
546
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:18,816
Oh, screw it.
547
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,418
¶ I will be waiting ¶
548
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:20,985
¶ Time after time ¶
549
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:25,056
ADULT ADAM: In the end,
the perfect night
isn't about where you are,
550
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,958
but who you're with.
551
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:30,428
Got to admit,
this is way better
than some stupid dance.
552
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,131
Honestly, it's the prom
I've always dreamed of.
553
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,333
Me too.
554
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,902
'Cause it's with you.
555
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,204
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing about love.
556
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,006
Yeah, it's messy
and unpredictable,
557
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,275
but when you find
the right person
558
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,311
and get the timing just right,
it's magic.
559
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,481
And that's what really makes
a night to remember.
560
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,017
¶ Time after time ¶
561
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,120
¶ ¶
562
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,588
(BELL DINGS)
563
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,191
(BELL DINGS)
564
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,197
Babe, it really was
the perfect night.
565
00:21:06,199 --> 00:21:07,565
Thanks so much
for not going overboard.
566
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,367
It really
means the world to me.
567
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,601
Of course.
568
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,838
I got to feed the meter.
Be right back.
569
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:15,640
Change of plans!
570
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,908
You need to get these
giant horses out of here.
571
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,011
Where's my 80 bucks,
bro?
572
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:21,946
Couldn't resist,
huh?
573
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:22,613
Wha...
574
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,882
These aren't
my alley horses.
575
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,150
Yah! Get out!
576
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,184
Let's ride the horses,
Barry.
577
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,987
Awesome! I get the one
with the pretty hair.