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ADULT ADAM: Ah, the child
stars of the '80's.
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They were
the coolest kids around,
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and we all wanted to be them.
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As fate would have it,
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one grew up with me
in Jenkintown.
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It was R.D. Robb,
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and I kind of knew him,
sort of.
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Well, go on, smartass,
and do it.
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Guys, look, it's R.D. Robb
from school.
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I can't believe my best friend
is famous and on TV.
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Dude, you said two words
to R.D. on the school bus.
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Now that he's famous,
he's suddenly your best pal?
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We traded Matchbox cars
in third grade.
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That's not nothing.
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You know,
now that R.D. is on TV,
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I am realizing
that he is totally hot.
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Yeah,
dude is so lucky.
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Did you know his mom is
the top talent manager
in the city?
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Oh, yeah, Edie Robb's
got a sharp eye.
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I've seen her scoop a kid up
in the frozen-food aisle
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and put him on the cover
of Bop magazine.
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Bop is the gateway
to TigerBeat.
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Hold up.
You know Edie Robb?
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Loosely.
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She and my mom swim
in the same yenta circles.
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They get their pastrami
from the same deli guy.
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What the hell
are you waiting for, bro?
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Ask her to be your manager
and make you famous.
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Wrong!
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If anyone's gonna be famous,
it's gonna be me.
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Please, what makes you think
you can be famous?
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'Cause I can play
any part.
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Badass action star,
romantic lead, comic relief,
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plus I do accents.
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I'm from Russia. Blue jeans.
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The only talent you have
is being delusional.
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I'll make you
eat those words
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once Haim and Feldman
make me the third Corey.
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How can you be a Corey?
Your name's Barry.
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Being a Corey
is a way of life.
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And when we're on set,
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I'm gonna make you
my sad little assistant
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and I'll say,
"Go get me a Coke."
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Then you'll come back
and give me a Coke
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and then I'll yell,
"I said Diet Coke!"
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And then you'll cry,
"No, you said Coke!"
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And then I'll say,
"Don't you ever question me
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"in front of
the other two Coreys."
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Well, then I'll throw
the Coke in your face,
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and the director
will see my passion
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and make me the lead
of Lost Boys 2.
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And now I'm a Corey.
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There can't be four Coreys!
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Well, then we take a vote,
and you're out.
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You can't do that!
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I own a Camaro
and a beach house.
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It takes a ton of money
keeping up with the Coreys,
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and now I'm broke,
thanks to you!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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We're just gonna go...
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I'm the Corey!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was
February 22, 1980-something,
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and the punk-rock revolution
was taking over our town.
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Yikes, what happened
to Matt Bradley?
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He looks like Billy Idol's
suburban nephew.
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I think the punk look
is crazy-hot.
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He's such a bad boy.
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Hey, I'm a bad boy.
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Chill. I'm just suggesting
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that Matt's an attractive,
single dude,
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and Erica's
an attractive single girl.
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Maybe she's ready
to get back out there.
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Erica, heard you were ready
to get back out there.
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Go away, Dave Kim.
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You'll know
when it's right.
Take your time.
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And that's a no
on Matt, too.
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Dating bad boys
is your thing.
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Obviously.
That's why she locked me down.
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Honey,
you're kind and sweet
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and that's
why I like you.
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But you're the opposite
of punk rock.
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Then I'll become
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the opposite of
the opposite of punk rock.
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So, punk rock.
Please don't, Barry.
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You just can't pull it off.
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Oh, I'll pull it
all the way off.
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I'll become the punkiest
punk-ass punk
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this school
has ever seen.
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What are you doing?
Nothing.
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Remember how Barry
got jealous of Boy George,
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so he dressed up
like him?
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Well, now Barry's gonna
go all-out to be punk
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and oh, my God,
you did this on purpose.
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Punk is super sexy.
I want to see Barry
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in a studded leather jacket
and tight jeans
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and don't gag
like you always do.
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I'm sorry, I can't...
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(GAGGING) Help it.
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(GAGGING)
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You two make me ill.
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Matt Bradley,
I have huge news.
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You're gonna be
my Mentos.
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You want me to be
a European mint candy?
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No, I want you to teach me
how to talk and dress.
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You know, be a punk.
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Dude, punk isn't just
some cheap look.
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It's a counterculture,
a musical movement,
a life choice.
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No one cares about that.
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Hold up.
What's in this for me?
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Well,
if you do a good job,
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I'll make you a member
of the JTP.
Is that a band?
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Jenkintown Posse
is more of a small,
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weirdly tight-knit
friend group.
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Well, it has been hard
to find people
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to sit with at lunch.
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I think people
are afraid of me.
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Aw, 'cause you dress
like a lady ghost?
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What? No.
Doesn't matter.
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I'm in your hands.
Mentos me.
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ADULT ADAM: As Barry
got schooled in punk,
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I was teaching my mom
about my future in showbiz
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by cutting together
my very first acting reel.
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Nothing beats
a Gino's burger.
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I can do all my own stunts.
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(SOBBING)
It should've been me.
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It should've been me!
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And I got
all the modern moves.
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Do the wolf. Do the wolf.
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Do the wolf.
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(LAUGHING)
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So, you think
I got what it takes?
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Squishie,
you're so talented
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they should give you
all the Oscars.
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Best Little Snuggle Goblin,
Adam Goldberg.
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Adam F. Goldberg.
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I don't
want to get confused
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with the other Adam Goldberg
in my school.
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He's got more of
a Jim Jarmusch vibe,
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and I'm more of
a Jim Varney.
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Honey, I don't care
about that guy,
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and neither does
anyone else.
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You are my favorite
Adam Goldberg in the world.
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So, does this mean
you'll show Edie my reel?
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When I'm done with her,
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Edie Robb will not only
represent you,
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she's gonna make you
a star.
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You know,
usually I'm skeptical
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of your blind support
of my talents,
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but I think you might be
right about this one.
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(LAUGHING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Hey. I'm Matt,
I'm here to see...
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Let me make this easy on you,
Weird Fonzie.
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Erica's already got
a boyfriend.
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His name is Dante Kremp,
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and he lives
across the street.
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Dad,
what are you doing?
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Um, I'm here for Barry.
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(GROANS)
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Hey, there's
my punk-rock sensei.
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What's happening
with your head?
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I'm a punk now.
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Deal with it,
you corporate shill.
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(GROANS)
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That's how punks
talk to authority, right?
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No.
I got a lot to learn.
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Matt, this is the JTP.
ALL: JTP.
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JTP, this is Matt.
ALL: Matt.
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Time for me to enter
the next level of punk
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and pierce my ear.
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This cannot go wrong.
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Uh, dad,
what the hell was that?
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Yeah,
what was that?
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I'm talking about
you saying
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that I'm still
dating Drew Kremp,
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which is his actual name,
Not Dante.
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By your tone,
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I'm guessing
you two broke up.
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Three years ago!
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Do you seriously not know
anything about me?
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Peanut,
I'm just bad at names,
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especially when the people
don't interest me.
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ADULT ADAM:
Like most dads back then,
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our dad knew
nothing of our lives,
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let alone the names
of our friends.
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Name one of my friends,
just one.
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Bill's daughter.
Whose name is...
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La...Vondra.
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LaVondra?
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Larla.
Larla?
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Wow! You just don't care
about me at all!
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Unreal.
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Mur, would it kill you
for once in your life
to make an effort?
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Fine.
Tell me some stuff
about the girl one.
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Well, Erica's heartbroken
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because she's
in love with a boy
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who's not interested in her
anymore.
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What boy?
Geoff.
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The kid
with the giant head?
No.
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The one
with the teeny head?
Who are these people?
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I'm talking about
Geoff Schwartz,
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the kid who's around here
all the time.
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So that's why
she's always terrible.
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This has nothing to do
with me at all.
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No, it's mostly you.
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ADULT ADAM: So my dad set out
to make Erica's life better.
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Hey, you.
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ADULT ADAM: Or not.
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You're my son's friend,
right?
Uh, yes.
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And you've been
in love with Erica
for a long time?
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(LAUGHING)
Like, forever.
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She finally
loves you back.
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Mazel Tov.
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Did that just happen?
Don't question it.
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Everything's
coming up Dave Kim.
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ADULT ADAM: As my dad
was screwing up love,
my mom was nailing down
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a showbiz connection
with Edie Robb,
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kid manager
to the stars.
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I'll give you this...
Very good burger work.
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He's got
a nice bite-and-smile.
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I knew it!
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My baby Brando
was made for
the silver screen.
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So, you'll sign him?
Absolutely.
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I like you, Bev.
You know how to schmooze.
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I love to schmooze.
Obviously.
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We're schmoozing
right now.
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So, what are we picturing
here?
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Uh, soap-opera hunk?
Swashbuckling action hero?
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Love interest for the hot girl
on My Two Dads?
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You know what?
They're holding auditions
for Meatballs II.
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Oh, yes.
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That's the silly,
summer-camp movie
with Bill Murphy, right?
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Yeah, Bill Murray,
but yeah.
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All Adam needs
is to get some headshots
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and then I could submit him
to play the spazzy schlemiel
in the nerdy bunkhouse.
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Whoa,
what's happening here?
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Why are you using those words
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to describe
my handsome star?
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Listen, I get it.
I love my boy R.D.
with all my kishkas,
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but when it comes
to booking roles,
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he's the number-one shmendrick
in town.
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00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,290
What do you mean?
There's not a dork, dweeb,
247
00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,926
yutz, putz, or jamoke
that my brilliant boy
hasn't booked.
248
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,428
But Adam could give him
a run for his money,
249
00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,563
which is my money, too,
'cause I take 10%.
250
00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,867
Thing is, my baby
is none of those things.
251
00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,337
He's more like a handsome hunk
from The Outsiders.
252
00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,472
Ah, I see
what's going on here.
253
00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,141
You have a completely
unrealistic view of your son.
254
00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,845
Please, I have
a very realistic view of Adam,
255
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,580
my little Patrick Swayze.
256
00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,414
He's not a Swayze.
257
00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,316
Oh, he's a Swayze.
No Swayze.
258
00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,751
So Swayze, it's crazy.
259
00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,319
You know what?
It really is.
260
00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,454
I think we're done here.
261
00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:43,655
No, I'm done with you.
262
00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,158
The last thing my Adonis,
angel-face boy needs
263
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,860
is you as his manager.
264
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,197
Guess who's gonna be
represented by Edie Robb?
265
00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,231
She said yes?
266
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,099
Like, 1,000 times.
267
00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,636
She even said you're the next
Patrick Swayze.
That's no lie.
268
00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,537
She said I'm a Swayze?
269
00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,472
She said you have
the looks, charisma,
270
00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,907
and scrumptiousness.
Seriously?
271
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,108
I'm directly quoting her
on that.
272
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,810
I always thought of myself
as the nudgy comic relief,
273
00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,680
like Balki or a Skippy
or a Boner,
274
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,115
but if an objective
third party
275
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,617
is saying
I'm a leading man,
it must be true.
276
00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,553
Now all we need
are some hunky headshots
277
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,887
to prove
you're not a total goob.
278
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,822
Not that Edie thinks that.
Nobody does.
279
00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,958
Sweet.
I'll go get my Vader cape.
280
00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,794
No, wait, not cool enough.
Voltron helmet.
281
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,666
Now that's hunky.
282
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,204
Anarchy, U.K.,
Big Ben, soccer!
283
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,307
Whoa, what's with
the giant hoop?
284
00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,008
I stole it
from Mom's jewelry box.
285
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,343
Petty theft
is part of the movement.
286
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,579
Baby, I'm totally digging
what I'm seeing.
287
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,681
But it's not, like,
punk enough yet.
288
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,249
Dude.
I know.
I got problems.
289
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,084
Aw, damn it.
What else do I need to do?
290
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,619
Mmm, your clothes
need to be
291
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,421
all ripped and shredded
and hot.
292
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,355
Right, right.
293
00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,490
Look more like an (BLEEP)
294
00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,192
Good note.
295
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,160
He's just lashing out.
296
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,696
It's a natural part
of the process.
297
00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,864
Erica Goldberg,
this is for you.
298
00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,334
Will you be the Kelly McGillis
to my Maverick?
299
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,435
Oh,
he's Top Gun-ing you.
300
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,904
Oh, God, do not Top Gun me
right now.
301
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,040
¶ You never
close your eyes anymore
302
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,109
¶ When I kiss your lips ¶
303
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,077
Yep,
And by Air Force law,
304
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,112
now you have to date him.
It's not a law.
305
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,914
¶ You're trying hard
not to show it
306
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,583
He's being emotionally
vulnerable.
That's hilarious.
307
00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,419
¶ But baby I know it ¶
308
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,554
Everyone.
309
00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,022
(ALL BOOING)
310
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,558
Ew!
Erica's dating a freshman.
311
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,093
Erica,
you like that guy?
312
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,028
Nope.
He's very confused.
313
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,730
Not confused.
Her dad specifically told me
314
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,432
she was secretly in
love with me,
but could never admit it.
315
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,734
Okay,
my dad did not do that.
316
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,702
Her dad literally
came into the basement,
317
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,804
looked me in the eye,
and told me that directly.
318
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,440
¶ You've lost
that lovin' feeling
319
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:46,077
¶ Now it's gone,
gone, gone ¶
(ALL BOOING)
320
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,112
And now I'm gone,
321
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,014
because I have
a dad to strangle.
322
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:49,848
(CROWD BOOING)
323
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,751
I love a good train wreck.
Sing it, dude.
324
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,322
ADULT ADAM: Lainey had
told Barry to up his punk game
325
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,957
and he was
a man on a mission.
326
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:02,027
Pops, check out this polo
I just shredded.
327
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,430
Lainey said she wanted punk.
I'll give her punk.
328
00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,965
Oi! Oi! Oi!
329
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,432
Oy vey.
330
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,301
Where is he?
Where is the man
who helped give me life,
331
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,570
only to ruin it
with his stupidity?
332
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,339
Hey.
There's my peanut.
333
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,040
I am not your peanut.
334
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,109
Because of you,
I got serenaded
in front of the whole school.
335
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,012
You don't have to thank me.
It was the wrong boy.
336
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,948
I like Geoff,
but Dave Kim sang to me.
337
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,784
Oh, no!
Yes.
338
00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,018
What have you done,
Murray?
339
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,689
Honestly, I don't know.
This is all so confusing.
340
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,591
This is Dave Kim,
a tiny freshman creeper
341
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,827
who dresses like Velma
from "Scooby Doo."
342
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:41,099
And this loveable,
sweet dope
is Geoff Schwartz.
343
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,567
So I picked
the wrong boy.
344
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,535
It's the effort
that counts.
345
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,571
I liked it better when
you knew nothing about me.
346
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,272
I can't wait
to go to college
347
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:51,176
so I can ignore you
for the next four years
and the rest of my life.
348
00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,478
You know, I...
349
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,082
I'm not usually known
for feeling things,
350
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,984
but that made me feel...
(WHISPERING) Sad.
351
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,720
What was that?
(WHISPERING) Sad.
352
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,621
(WHISPERING) Sad.
Speak up.
353
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,856
It made me sad, damn it,
354
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,326
like maybe I should
participate in her
life or something.
355
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,227
Maybe?
356
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,695
Of course you should.
357
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,498
Fine! Will you...
(WHISPERING) Teach me?
358
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,167
Say he words out loud,
Murray.
359
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:16,835
Teach me!
360
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,270
Tell me everything there is
to know about her.
361
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,972
I'll make you
some note cards.
362
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,641
Thanks, Al.
You're a good person.
363
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,343
I know.
Oh. That you heard.
364
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,579
ADULT ADAM: While my dad
learned the basics of Erica,
365
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,882
I was ready to advance
to a world of kid stardom.
366
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,617
You must be
Paul Sirochman.
367
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,454
Rumor has it you're
the headshot king
of Philadelphia.
368
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,555
That's a negative.
369
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,124
We'll see what develops.
370
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,126
Photo jokes...
That's me.
371
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,526
Neat.
372
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,562
Here's the thing.
Um, I need you
to make my son
373
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,298
look like a chiseled,
rugged man-star.
374
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,566
Can you do that?
375
00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,301
Wow. Huh.
A challenge.
376
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,037
All right, chin down,
eyes up.
377
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,272
Nice.
378
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,441
And, uh...
Maybe lose that sword.
379
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,375
You wanted rugged,
right?
380
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,944
It doesn't get more rugged
than the Highlander.
381
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:00,779
There can be only one.
382
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,414
ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was ready
to be a leading man.
383
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,250
It's the communicator
from Quantum Leap.
384
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,319
Hello?
I'm cool like Bakula.
He's the whole package.
385
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,088
ADULT ADAM:
So, I took inspiration
386
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,222
from every leading man
I worshipped.
387
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,092
Should I turn on the finger,
or will that screw up
the lighting?
388
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,460
Just do what you want,
kid.
389
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,328
ADULT ADAM:
And the results were epic.
390
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,663
All right,
I know what you're thinking...
391
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,866
That you're
the best damn photographer
in the universe?
392
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,601
I thought you said
you wanted Swayze?
393
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,203
Oh, Adam's no Swayze.
394
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,705
(SIGHS)
He's Tom Cruise.
395
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,074
My baby is Tom Cruise.
396
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:36,848
There she is... The girl
I know everything about.
397
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:37,649
Whoa, what are those?
398
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,685
Pops gave me a master class
all about you.
399
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,520
Now I know everything
there is to know
400
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:46,257
about
Erica Dorothy Goldberg.
401
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,793
Age 17, who likes
Christian Slater,
402
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:52,297
Gibson guitars,
and the occasional
side pony,
403
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:52,864
which is a hairstyle.
404
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,333
Wow, great.
You learned a few things
about me,
405
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,001
and now you're, like,
Dad of the Year.
406
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,337
Ho, ho.
Card number 43...
407
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,341
You cover insecurity
with sarcasm.
Classic Erica.
408
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,909
Stop doing
what you're doing.
409
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,477
I get it. You're mad.
410
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,613
I told Dave Kim
that you loved him,
411
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,949
when it's really
Geoff Schwartz who you love.
412
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,449
Dad, stop!
413
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,685
What, you think
I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz
414
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,487
that you... Love him.
415
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,890
That's Geoff Schwartz.
416
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:22,427
I know that
because of card 27.
417
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,428
I didn't hear
all of that.
418
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,764
I'm... I'm just gonna run away
for an unrelated reason.
419
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,500
Why?
420
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,404
Ugh.
This hair dye itches me
like crazy, dude.
421
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,005
Don't touch
anything else.
422
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,841
Go wash your hands,
quick, before it gets
in your eyes.
423
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,176
Ow! I touched my eyes.
424
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,878
He's touching his eyes.
Why are you doing that?
425
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,048
'Cause you told me not to,
and I'm anti-establishment
now.
426
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,384
Damn my punk lifestyle!
Ugh!
427
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,254
There she is,
just in time
for our 3:00 meeting.
428
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,589
At the deli counter?
Seems kind of weird.
429
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,157
Just zip it
and take the meeting.
430
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:57,061
Hi, Edie. It's me, Bev,
and my gorgeous
leading-man boy.
431
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,098
Man, boy...
I'll let you decide.
Hello, Adam.
432
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,934
What a coincidence,
running into you here.
433
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,568
Also a coincidence,
434
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,838
I just happen to have
Adam's handsome new headshots.
435
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640
Doesn't my son look
like a movie star,
436
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:09,774
Tony the deli guy?
Oh, yeah.
437
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,477
He looks like that twerpy guy,
Rick Moranis.
438
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,479
With those glasses
and that doofy,
439
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,247
deer-caught-in-the-headlights
look.
440
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,750
Okay, that's enough.
Just slice the meat.
441
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,651
No, he's right.
442
00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,486
These photos
are fricking incredible.
443
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,187
I mean,
look at that punim.
444
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,622
It's like getting
a lotto ticket
445
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,858
and scratching off
three Urkels and a Potsie.
446
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,160
Potsie's a personal hero
of mine.
447
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,261
You see? I knew it.
448
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,997
He would've been perfect
for Meatballs II.
449
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,668
Which reminds me,
let me have meatballs, too,
and all your tuna.
450
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,938
You understand me?
I don't want that lady
to have any.
451
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,306
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait.
452
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,708
"Would've been"?
You mean I missed out on
453
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,610
auditioning for
a Meatballs sequel?
454
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,144
Okay, let me be clear.
455
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,213
You are
a Cruise or a Swayze,
not a geek or a goober.
456
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,849
I don't care how much
those kinds of roles pay.
457
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,819
A lot.
You know Booger
from Revenge of the Nerds?
458
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,288
Well,
Booger has two Jet Skis,
459
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,623
one you sit,
one you stand.
460
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,626
Wait. You're the one
who wanted those
hunked-out photos
461
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,027
to prove to her
that I wasn't a nerd.
462
00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,463
Adam, look at me.
Look at your mama.
463
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,198
You are not a nerd.
464
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,735
No, you look at me,
right in my lazy eye.
465
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,237
I am a nerd.
466
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,339
Never.
Say it.
467
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,140
Over my dead body.
468
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,077
You know, sometimes
you get so caught up
469
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,712
in what is you want for me,
470
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,613
that you forget what I want.
471
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,049
Thanks for killing
my dream.
472
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,557
ADULT ADAM: It had been a day
since Barry nearly lost an eye
to punk rock,
473
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,792
but he'd stop at nothing
to impress Lainey.
474
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,196
Before you say anything,
my spikes
are supposed to be blue
475
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,832
and the hair dye
messed up my vision
for about a week.
476
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,335
Barring that, I'm looking
pretty punk rock, right?
477
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,136
Nope.
Zero.
478
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,337
It's kind of hard
to look at, bro.
479
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,772
Stop.
Don't discourage the man.
480
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,241
It's just a little more
pumpkin-y than punk.
481
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,044
But wear this
until it grows out.
482
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,246
Aside from the hair,
what about the rest?
483
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,715
Do I look like Johnny Rotten
or Sid Vicious.
484
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,883
You look like a pirate,
dude.
485
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,551
Your girl won't say it,
but we will.
486
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,552
No, I'll say it.
487
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,321
I went too far
and now you're a pirate.
488
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,756
And you think that's hot?
489
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,257
I gotta go find a way
to fix this.
490
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,159
But I did this for you,
damn it.
491
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:08,626
(GROANING)
492
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,329
Oh, he just said "argh."
That's a thing a pirate says.
493
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,464
And he's hopping on one foot
like he's got a peg leg.
494
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,200
(LAUGHTER)
This is all your fault,
Matt Bradley.
495
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,802
Wait,
what are you wearing?
496
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,138
Yeah, watching you try
too hard to be punk
497
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,340
made me realize
I need to mellow out.
498
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,174
That's why
I'm a Deadhead now.
499
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,943
The Grateful Dead
is the opposite of punk.
For sure.
500
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,047
If you ask me, you guys need
a chill member of the JTP.
501
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,114
ALL: JTP.
See?
502
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,016
Okay, guys, can we pivot
to my thing, here?
503
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,251
I'm, I'm kind of going
through some stuff.
504
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,286
Good idea. Let's divert
the attention from me.
505
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,488
It's just,
I've liked Erica forever,
506
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,124
but I'm with Evy now,
and I love her.
507
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,726
Then, that's your answer
right there, man.
508
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,929
At the end of the day,
all that matters
is that you're honest
509
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,697
and listen to your heart.
510
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,265
Wow.
511
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,934
That's so deep
and Jerry Garcia of you.
512
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,237
I'm a pirate.
513
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,505
ADULT ADAM:
As Barry failed at punk,
514
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,909
my mom was trying
to win back her little star.
515
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,278
Schmoopy.
516
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,412
Schmoopaloo.
517
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,847
Schmoopy-booper.
518
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,681
Schmoop de jour.
519
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:07,051
Schmoopy doopy poopy soupy,
have a scoopy.
520
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,688
Stop saying variations
of "schmoo" and go away.
521
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,560
Listen, I know I shouldn't
have lied to you.
522
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,463
And if the only way
you're gonna forgive me
523
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,565
is to say that thing
you want me to say,
524
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,700
then I will say it.
525
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,103
You are a... Oh, nope.
526
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,504
I, I'm sorry.
I can't say it.
527
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,840
Well, at some point,
you'll have to.
528
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,074
No.
529
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:35,480
You will always be my amazing,
handsome leading man.
530
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,649
But if everyone else
sees you as a nerd,
531
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,152
then you go out
532
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:45,123
and you be the best nerd
the world has ever seen.
533
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,893
Deal.
534
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:53,231
ADULT ADAM: As my mom was
finally facing the fact
that I wasn't a leading man,
535
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,333
Erica was coming to terms
with the fact
536
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,702
that Geoff
might not be hers.
537
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,706
Hey.
We gotta talk.
538
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,845
If it's about what my dad
said, we really don't.
539
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,580
I really think
we should.
540
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,381
Geoff, come on.
541
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,317
You know my dad
is utterly clueless.
542
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:13,885
True.
543
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,286
I mean, what does my dad
always call you?
544
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,156
Jeremy or Jack.
He called me Jorf once.
545
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,057
That's not even a name.
(CHUCKLES)
546
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,194
So, yeah,
he's, like, dead wrong.
547
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,796
Well, okay, um,
that's a relief,
548
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,066
'cause I'm with Evy now
and we're really happy.
549
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,202
And I'm happy
for you guys.
550
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,771
Cool.
551
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,706
Glad I checked in.
552
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,574
Me, too.
553
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,809
¶ When people keep repeating
554
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,146
¶ That you'll never
fall in love
555
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:45,016
¶ When everybody keeps
retreating
556
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,217
¶ But you can't seem
to get enough
557
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,685
ADULT ADAM:
Sometimes we hide our feelings
558
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,987
to protect ourselves
from the unknown,
559
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,856
even though
we know it will hurt.
560
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,457
But even worse
than getting hurt
561
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,460
is not listening
to your own heart.
562
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,065
I was just...
563
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,266
Me, too.
¶ To your heart ¶
564
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,534
ADULT ADAM:
Because if you don't listen,
565
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,238
you could miss one of
the best moments of your life.
566
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,074
¶ To your heart
567
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,413
¶ To your heart ¶
568
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:19,417
This is gonna make things
super awkward and confusing.
569
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,985
For sure.
570
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:25,022
ADULT ADAM:
In the end, love can come
at the most unexpected time,
571
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,825
and 'cause of
the most unexpected people.
572
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,327
Uh, Dad.
573
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,999
Listen, I know I screwed up
with these stupid things,
574
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,634
but, uh...
575
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,438
Thank you for making
a mess of things.
576
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,205
So, you're not mad at me?
577
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,308
You know, it actually kind of
worked out for the best.
578
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,777
I knew it would,
Erica Dorothy Goldberg.
579
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,045
No, you didn't.
580
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,180
(CHUCKLES)
581
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,983
¶ Let my love open the door
582
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,118
¶ To your heart ¶
583
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,156
I never saw
Meatballs part one,
but I'm very confused.
584
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,958
So am I.
Where's Bill Murray,
585
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,227
and why is there an alien
in their bunk?
586
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,595
This makes no sense.
587
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,763
Of course it does.
588
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,999
All camps have
end-of-the-summer
boxing matches
589
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,701
to determine who gets
the rights to the lake.
590
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:11,669
Why is
the photo guy here?
591
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,438
We're taking new headshots
to get you into Meatballs III,
592
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,074
so we needed to see
what we're aiming for.
593
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,477
I'm just gonna focus on
writing.