1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:03,902 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, I was obsessed with space camp. 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:06,071 Yep, NASA had an actual summer program 3 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:08,640 where you got to live like an astronaut. 4 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:11,143 Hollywood even made a SpaceCamp movie 5 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,111 starring a young Joaquin Phoenix 6 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:17,316 and a goofy robot which captured the heart of the entire nation. 7 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,117 Shh! 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,585 No one is talking, dude. 9 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,719 Well, it captured my heart. 10 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,789 Wow! Wasn't that the most amazing movie you've ever seen? 11 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:29,094 Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space? 12 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:30,662 That's asking a lot of the audience. 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,730 It wasn't an accident. 14 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,766 A small boy befriends a robot 15 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:36,502 who gets a NASA computer to launch them into orbit. 16 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,836 It's based on a true story. 17 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:40,372 Yeah, you said the same thing about Mannequin 18 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,073 And Weekend at Bernie's. 19 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,708 Fine! I believe in the magic of movies! 20 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,812 Doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna go to the real space camp someday. 21 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,982 Well, if I were you, I'd go now, before it's too late. 22 00:00:49,984 --> 00:00:51,150 What do you mean, "too late?" 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,318 We're in high school next year, bro. 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,688 Stuff like space camp doesn't exactly scream "cool." 25 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:57,456 No! You think? 26 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,025 Your dorkiness is becoming a tonnage issue, 27 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,226 so, yeah, I'd rein it in. 28 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:05,230 Then it's settled! This summer, I will live out my dream at space camp, 29 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,465 and nothing's gonna stop me. 30 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:09,401 Nothing except your dad, who will for sure stop you. 31 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,838 Oh, he'll try, but I got the ultimate weapon... 32 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,440 Showmanship. 33 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,708 You guys. (LAUGHS) 34 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,976 (STATIC) What the hell? 35 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,078 Jim J. Bullock was about to get sassy! 36 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,481 Jimmy J. Can wait! I've got an urgent presentation for you 37 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:26,385 that will for sure change your entire life. 38 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,052 Will it? 39 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:30,589 ADAM: Space... The final frontier. Or is it? 40 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,459 My name is Adam Frederick Goldberg, 41 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,394 and I have the right stuff. 42 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,963 Big-time! (LASER GUNFIRE) 43 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,965 Damn you, earthling hero! 44 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,367 I would have taken your precious moon 45 00:01:42,369 --> 00:01:45,237 if it wasn't for one thing! 46 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,439 BOTH: Space camp! 47 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,208 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYS) 48 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,976 Commander Adam Goldberg, 49 00:01:50,978 --> 00:01:55,614 you just saved the moon from an alien invasion. 50 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,216 How did you do it? 51 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,817 I learned it at... 52 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:00,919 Space camp! 53 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,588 (LAUGHS) 54 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:03,422 (BOOK CLATTERS) 55 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:04,990 That's right. Space Camp. 56 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:07,493 For the price of only 500 cups of coffee, 57 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:11,430 you can help your youngest son reach for the stars. 58 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,831 It's me, Adam Clayberg, 59 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,434 and my dream is to go on a real spaceship. 60 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,769 Look! Here's one now! 61 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:18,737 All aboard! 62 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:22,541 DISTORTED VOICE: Space Camp! 63 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,342 (MUSIC ENDS) 64 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:27,646 I know you're a busy man, so I took the liberty of filling out the check. 65 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:27,980 Wow. 66 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:31,416 Of all the moron things my moron kids have ever asked for, 67 00:02:31,418 --> 00:02:33,886 this takes the cake. Dad, this is my dream! 68 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:36,655 You're literally asking me for a spaceship. 69 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,923 Don't twist my words! 70 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,291 I just want access to one. 71 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:43,262 The answer is "No." I'm not sending you to space. 72 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,898 And you! Stop encouraging him! 73 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,299 I have to be honest... 74 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,334 I don't know what any of this is. 75 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,671 I just like spending time with the boy. 76 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,907 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 77 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:58,577 ¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 78 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,147 ¶ I don't know the future 79 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:05,617 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 80 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,120 ADULT ADAM: It was Mother's Day 1980-something, 81 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,822 and my mother was awaiting her children's love 82 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:11,757 on her special day. 83 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,725 Something's wrong. I don't smell breakfast. 84 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,028 Except her children forgot. 85 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:18,297 It's me... your mother. 86 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:22,434 Ready to enjoy all the things that mothers get. 87 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,101 (CHUCKLES) You know. 88 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,370 Enough with the small talk. We need breakfast foods. I'm a growing boy. 89 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,807 I would love a nice fruit plate, but with no honeydew filler. 90 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,842 And don't let the pineapple touch the kiwi. 91 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:31,944 Yeah, I like that. Sounds good. 92 00:03:31,946 --> 00:03:33,545 You should really be writing this down. 93 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,481 Fortunately, our house had one suck-up... 94 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:37,149 Oh! ...me. 95 00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:39,151 What's this? You two finally dating? Ha! 96 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:43,021 Oh, boopie! That's so sweet! 97 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,590 Happy Mother's Day. 98 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,124 ¶ 99 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:48,727 Son of a bitch. 100 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,162 We are so boned. 101 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:52,364 What's wrong? Did...Did you guys forget 102 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,499 and I'm the only decent child in this family? 103 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:57,002 Shut your face-mouth! We have a gift. 104 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,237 It's a boat. 105 00:03:58,239 --> 00:03:58,837 It's two boats. 106 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:02,107 It's not a boat, but it's way cooler and more expensive. 107 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:04,042 We just got to go wrap the awesome thing 108 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,410 that we bought you months and months ago. 109 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,813 We got to go to the toilet together. 110 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,048 You deserve better. 111 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,750 I really do. 112 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,151 ¶ 113 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,488 There she is, doing the hardest job in the world! 114 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,857 Bet you thought we forgot about your special day, 115 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,359 but we were just messing with you. 116 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,594 Gotcha, you clueless piece of crap! 117 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,495 Happy Mother's Day! 118 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,198 Oh, what do we have here? 119 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:27,766 Mom coupons. 120 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,868 Yep. Good for one free huggie. 121 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,270 Mine's for a snuggle wuggle. 122 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:34,406 All righty. Another great Mother's Day! Take care. 123 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:37,042 Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these? 124 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,710 But it's the thought that counts. 125 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:39,678 You didn't have the thought. 126 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,480 And yet, it counts. You didn't think about me at all. 127 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:45,284 Kind of seems like a desperate, half-assed empty gesture to me. 128 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:49,354 Empty? You can totally cash those bad boys in any time you want. 129 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,722 Great. I'll cash them in right now. 130 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,624 Ooh... now's no good for me. 131 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,926 How about you save them for a special occasion, 132 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,963 like...next Mother's Day? 133 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,499 Or I can cash them all in today 134 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:04,403 and make this the greatest Mother's Day of my life. 135 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,006 What the... You kept all those? 136 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:08,774 Oh, yes. 137 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:11,076 Through the years, you've given me many coupons, 138 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:14,379 and I've been saving them all for a rainy day. 139 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,814 Guess what. 140 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,683 Storm's a-comin'. 141 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,617 Oh, yes. 142 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,885 Forget Mother's Day. 143 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,554 It was time for Smother's Day. 144 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,824 What...have we...done? 145 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,093 As Barry and Erica entered their worst nightmare, 146 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,062 I was still dreaming of Space Camp. 147 00:05:30,064 --> 00:05:34,266 Ohhh! What is this we happened to stumble upon? 148 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,200 It's the Gyrotron 2000, 149 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,403 which simulates the tumble-spin upon a rocket's re-entry. 150 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:42,140 Kiddo, weren't you just talking about Space Camp? 151 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,609 What an amazing coincidence! Wait. 152 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:48,547 You said you needed sports shoes for the big athletic game. 153 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,049 And now that I hear myself say it, I'm an idiot! 154 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:54,219 The real reason I brought you here was to witness my dream. 155 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:56,955 I told you, no Outer Space Camp. 156 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,024 It's just "Space Camp"! 157 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,792 And once you see the joy on my face, 158 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,461 you won't be able to tell me "No." 159 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:05,397 Trust me. Your heart will melt. 160 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,331 Aah! 161 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,766 Ohh! 162 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:08,734 Oh, this isn't right! 163 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,235 We shouldn't be playing God! 164 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,670 That looks joyful. 165 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,839 My system! My delicate system! 166 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:14,740 (SCREAMS) My delicate system! 167 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:18,510 Sure, I ruined a pair of pants, but still had my passion. 168 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,545 If Mom asks, my old pants were stolen. Got it? 169 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,382 Okay, you gonna give up on all this space nonsense now? 170 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:26,118 No! Come on. Put yourself in my shoes. 171 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,519 Think back to when you were a kid... 172 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:29,454 you know, pushing a hoop with a stick 173 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:31,223 on the way to the old fishin' hole. 174 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,257 How old do you think I am? 175 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:35,594 Point is, you were a child once, with hopes and dreams, 176 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,562 just like me. We're the same. 177 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,663 Nope. Never had any dreams. 178 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,999 Every kid has dreams. Mm, I didn't. 179 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,701 Wait, you've always been like this? 180 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,369 I thought life broke you down. 181 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:48,140 Eh, even before that, I was like..."Myeh." 182 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,808 (SLURPS) 183 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:51,276 Can you believe him? 184 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,945 Look, don't be so hard on your dad. 185 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:54,613 It's how he was raised. 186 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:58,617 Pop-Pop convinced him that dreams were stupid. 187 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,052 That's it! I'll go ask Pop-Pop! 188 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,187 He'll know if Dad had any hopes and dreams. 189 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:06,992 Wait. You actually want to go talk to that bitter old bastard? 190 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,327 You're a braver man than I am. 191 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:11,029 For me, fear isn't an option. 192 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,999 Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room. 193 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:14,833 Looks like your old pants? 194 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,469 It's not mine! It belongs to another small boy! 195 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,838 Go, go, go! Go, go! 196 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,840 It's been a minute. We're done. 197 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:22,707 Let me out of your grasp. 198 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,544 The coupon says "Spoonies with Mama." 199 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,179 It doesn't specify a time limit. 200 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,013 "One minute" was implied! 201 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,081 Well, you should have put that in the terms and restrictions. 202 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:33,018 I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new! 203 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,153 Well, why don't we change that attitude 204 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:38,557 with a "Full Day of Compliments"? 205 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:39,224 Dear God, why! 206 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:42,227 Oh, go on. Just tell me everything you love about me. 207 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,362 Your hair is yellow. (CHUCKLES) 208 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,832 You're always picking stuff up. 209 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,232 Mm. 210 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:50,168 And putting cheeses on meats and shrimps. 211 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:50,602 (CHUCKLES) 212 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:53,338 I don't know. Erica, help me out here. 213 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,240 I've got my own problems! 214 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,275 This is... (GAGS) 215 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,778 I can't... (GAGS) 216 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,213 This is my hell! 217 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,348 Okay, I'm finished. It's finally over. 218 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,950 Uh-uh-uh-uh. Not yet. 219 00:08:04,952 --> 00:08:06,284 I'm gonna get the pumice stone 220 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,420 and let you go to town on my rough areas. 221 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:12,290 I've got a coupon good for whatever I want! 222 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,558 (CHUCKLES) 223 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,294 Oh, no. Why would you write that? Why? 224 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:18,230 I was 10! I wanted to go play! 225 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,232 I didn't know this day would come! 226 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:20,999 This is too much. 227 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,534 Last night, we went to an Italian restaurant, 228 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:26,271 and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti. 229 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:26,972 That's nothing. 230 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,840 This morning, I gave her a back massage. 231 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,309 Her skin sucked up the lotion like a biscuit! 232 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,578 Yesterday, I held hands with her for an hour 233 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:34,513 as we walked around the park. 234 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:37,249 We looked like a lesbian couple where she makes the money! 235 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,084 While I'm having my heels shaved, 236 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,687 why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot? 237 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,257 I'm not a little teapot! I'm a ripped one! 238 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:47,392 Uh, we're done. Mother's Day is officially over. 239 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,695 Sorry, boop. I've still got a huge stack of coupons left. 240 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,532 Doesn't matter, 'cause they all just expired. 241 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:54,232 (LAUGHING) Oh! 242 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,701 We both know there's not a coupon in the world 243 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,036 I can't make the manager honor. 244 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,572 Well, I am manager, and I reject your coupons. 245 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,441 Why do you get to be manager? This isn't fair. 246 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,109 There is no manager. 247 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,411 I demand co-manager, or I walk! 248 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,480 Whatever! Fine! We're co-managers! 249 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,417 And my first act as co-manager will be this. 250 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:15,921 I see. 251 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,523 So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day. 252 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,859 You're taking every other one away, too. 253 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,628 I'm sorry, but we have no other choice. 254 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,363 Message received. 255 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,600 I apologize in advance for what comes next. 256 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,068 ¶ 257 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:32,671 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 258 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,674 Uh, whatever this is, I don't want it or need it. 259 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,043 It's me... your grandson. 260 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:38,577 I know. 261 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,511 The boy just wanted to know 262 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:43,014 which of Murray's dreams you crushed when he was a child. 263 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,350 Oh! This could be fun. Come on in. 264 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,453 And that is why you never trust a Polynesian. 265 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,121 Yeah, I think we're getting off-topic. 266 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,991 Remember, I came here about my dad's childhood dreams. 267 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,727 Aw, that dummy never had any dreams. 268 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,495 Are you sure? Wait. 269 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,599 Come to think of it, that dummy had a dummy. 270 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,501 There's the dummy's dummy. 271 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,135 What the... 272 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,237 Dad wanted to be a ventriloquist? 273 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,773 He loved this stupid wooden piece of crap. 274 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,242 Luckily, I told him to stop being a jackass 275 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,611 and go out and get a job. 276 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,379 Stupid 9-year-old kid. 277 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,447 Whoa. 278 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,015 Can I have this, Pop-Pop? 279 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,850 No way! I use that in the carpool lane. 280 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,686 Come on, Ben. It'd mean a lot to Adam. 281 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,355 How much is a lot? $200? 282 00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,991 Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild? 283 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,758 He looks like he eats good. 284 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,528 It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine. 285 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,496 Fine. I'll take care of it. 286 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,132 That was a discount price for the kid. 287 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,433 For you, it's $300. 288 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,401 Well, that's fair. 289 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,604 Let me just reach in my wallet, and... 290 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,672 Go grab the doll and go. 291 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,907 Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 292 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,210 You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery, 293 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,812 or I'd be running after ya! 294 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:54,152 It was the morning after Barry and Erica trashed their Mother's Day coupons. 295 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,721 My mom had yet to retaliate... 296 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,390 until now. 297 00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,227 What the... 298 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,795 ERICA: What the... 299 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:04,796 My things! 300 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,332 Your things? What about my things? 301 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,167 Mom, come quick! We got robbed! 302 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,002 We need to get the FBI on this! 303 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,903 They took my hockey stick! 304 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,272 And...And some things from under my mattress! 305 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,641 Your things aren't stolen, schmoopers. 306 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,143 I just took them all back. 307 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,110 What are you saying right now? 308 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,313 You took away a lifetime of gifts from me. 309 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,315 It's only fair I do the same. 310 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,684 You can't do this! 311 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,220 I need my Samurai sword and my California Raisins 312 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,689 and my dancing cola friend! 313 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,057 They're what makes me me! 314 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,692 You mean this guy? 315 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,027 He dances for me now. 316 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,696 Shake it, cola man! 317 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,263 This is nuts. 318 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,732 Who takes revenge for something horrible done to them? 319 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,901 You know what? Keep our stuff! 320 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,136 I'm not giving in to your crazy demands 321 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,971 of respect and decent treatment! 322 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:50,208 And I can live without my special dancing cola friend 323 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,010 no problem. Just you watch! 324 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,846 That day, Erica and Barry weren't the only ones 325 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,747 refusing to back down. 326 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,981 Hey, Dad. I have an amazing... 327 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,984 Uhp, uhp! I'm watching the channel guide to see what's on at 8:00. 328 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,620 I already missed it once, and it's about to come 'round again. 329 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,657 This can't wait! It's that important! 330 00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,825 Oh, damn it! 331 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,959 I missed it again! 332 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,661 This is the worst day of my life! 333 00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,464 Well, it's about to get a lot better. 334 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,200 I don't know what that is. 335 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,702 Stop! I know all about the dummy. 336 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,970 Pop-Pop told me everything. 337 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,140 Fine! The dummy is mine. Are you happy? 338 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,509 I got that stupid thing when I was a kid. 339 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,078 But...why does it look like you now? 340 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:27,946 Now? That's how I looked. 341 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,583 Admit it! You had dreams, like every other kid in this world. 342 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,451 Come on. Put your hand in your old friend. 343 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,120 I will not put my hand in my friend. 344 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,488 Do it! Feel your dream again! 345 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,789 Why is this happening to me? 346 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,125 Put your hand right on in there! 347 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:40,892 Stop saying that! 348 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,927 Murray, what's the big deal? 349 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,064 Jam your fist up your old pal. 350 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,432 It'll feel nice. 351 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,533 I see what this is. 352 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,068 You're trying to prove I had dreams 353 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,070 to let you go on your stupid space trip. 354 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,039 Wha... Me? How dare you, sir! 355 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,875 Okay, everyone calm down. 356 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,577 Tell you what. I'll send him to Space Camp. 357 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,647 No way, Al! You're not sending him anywhere. 358 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,548 Understood. 359 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,150 I'm sending you. 360 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,452 Stop undermining me! I'm the father! 361 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,820 It's my job to keep his head 362 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:12,657 out of the clouds and down here on Earth! 363 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,327 Don't worry, buddy. I got your back. 364 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,796 No, you don't! 365 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,931 That, he hears. 366 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,732 I'd struck out again, 367 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,268 and while my mom had struck Barry and Erica's closets, 368 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,770 they protested by getting creative. 369 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,939 Morning. Mama made pancakes. 370 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,641 (CHUCKLES) For Lainey, not you. 371 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,010 Unfortunately, their protest didn't work. 372 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,979 Um, you sure you guys don't want to go upstairs and change? 373 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,482 You know, since you look like insane drifters? 374 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,050 This is the look of freedom. 375 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,452 Mom thinks she won by taking my stuff. 376 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,487 Well, I made my own dress, 377 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,721 like Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink. 378 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,258 Only, instead of a cute pink dress, it's a trash bag. 379 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,426 So convenient. 380 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,561 (SCOFFS) 381 00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:50,161 (LAUGHS) 382 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,831 We are supposed to be on the same team! Do better! 383 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,667 I don't get it. Your mom's amazing. 384 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,802 Her pancakes have these crispy edges. 385 00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,971 (SCOFFS) It gets old real quick. 386 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,506 You're not here. You don't know. 387 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,740 I'm actually around a lot. 388 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,008 I'm literally here right now. 389 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,376 Look, I know she can be intense, 390 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,111 but if you guys want your stuff back, 391 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,680 you got to step up in a big way. 392 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,683 And that meant one thing. shedding their garbage clothes 393 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,885 and performing a lame, half-assed love song. 394 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,387 (RAPPING) ¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb 395 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,890 ¶ She puts the "Viet" up in the 'nam 396 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,259 ¶ Mom makes me sammies full of salam 397 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,628 ¶ "Mom" spelled backwards, it still spell "Mom" 398 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,630 ¶ Other words like that are "racecar" and "noon" 399 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,601 ¶ We don't need our things back, but we'd like 'em back soon ¶ 400 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:30,001 Hit it! 401 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,203 ¶ Mothers and daughters and mothers of daughters 402 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,206 ¶ Mothers are mothers and mothers of daughters...¶ 403 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,175 Blah, blah, blah. It's a work in progress. 404 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,244 But what do you think? 405 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:40,945 Fine. Fine? 406 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,214 Why aren't you attacking us with unwanted physical affection? 407 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,384 Yeah, and I reached into the depths of my soul 408 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,585 to write you that song. 409 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,087 You wrote that song for your father 410 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,856 when you wanted to go on a ski trip. 411 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,791 I did not... 412 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,827 know you knew about that. 413 00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,428 Unbelievable. 414 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,499 I give you my everything 364 days a year. 415 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,834 Is it too much to ask 416 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,137 to have one day where you do something for me? 417 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,373 ¶ 418 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,608 And your lyrics are terrible. 419 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,243 As my mom gave up on Smother's Day, 420 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,014 I was going full throttle to get me some Space Camp. 421 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,215 Moron. 422 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,783 ¶ 423 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,151 Moron! 424 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,719 ¶ 425 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,788 Moron. 426 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,991 Not you, Lucky. You get cheese! 427 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,559 ¶ 428 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,728 Okay, I see what you're doing. 429 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,263 You're leaving Maury around 430 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,666 so I'll fall back in love with him 431 00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,000 and change my mind. 432 00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,136 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Maury? 433 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,204 Yeah. Murray and Maury. 434 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:40,872 You named him Maury? 435 00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,241 We were a twin act. I was the funny one. 436 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,309 Then embrace it. 437 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,343 I will not embrace it! 438 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,211 Let your dream come alive in your hands! 439 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,480 These hands will be part of no dream. 440 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,582 Just do it once. Let me meet Maury. 441 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,250 You want to meet Maury? 442 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,619 Fine! I want to meet Maury! 443 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,387 Meet Maury. 444 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:57,689 Hey, I'm Maury. 445 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,257 I'm a colossal waste of time, 446 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,326 just like a camp for spaceships, 447 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,927 which is even dumber than me. 448 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,929 Okay, you are incredibly gifted at that, 449 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,332 but also incredibly wrong about Space Camp. 450 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,436 Am I? 'Cause I'm pretty sure it's stupid as (BLEEP) 451 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,271 Hey! You're a master at your craft, but not cool! 452 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,506 Sorry. I can't control what he says. You know how it is. 453 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:19,310 If that's how you want to play it, let's dance. 454 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,278 Now he's a dancer, too. 455 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,246 Does this kid have any hobbies that don't suck? 456 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:26,484 Hey, Adam, is that putz your dad or a black cloud of despair? 457 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,553 You're not doing it right! I can see your mouth move. 458 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:32,023 Just 'cause you're dead inside doesn't mean Adam has to be! 459 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,859 When will you realize that life isn't all about 460 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,362 your "Space Wars" and your "Space Trek"? 461 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,631 And it's Star Wars and Star Trek! 462 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,032 Enough. 463 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,534 We're done talking about this. You're not going to space. 464 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,104 My God. Do you even hear yourself? 465 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,305 You're just as bad as Pop-Pop. 466 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,441 He crushed all your dreams, and now you're crushing mine. 467 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,410 I am nothing like him. 468 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,611 Have I ever left you hungry? 469 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,682 Did you ever have to walk home five 5 miles in the rain from school? 470 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,083 Have you ever cried yourself to sleep 471 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:03,154 because you didn't know if I was coming home or not? 472 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,426 Dad, I didn't know that. 473 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,062 Well, there's a lot you don't know. 474 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,564 ¶ 475 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,136 My mom had given up on her perfect Smother's Day, 476 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,905 but for Barry and Erica, it had just begun. 477 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,408 Good morning, Mamacita. Geez! 478 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,642 You can fold my socks later. 479 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,844 We got something special to show you. 480 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,346 Guys, it's fine. 481 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,681 Mother's Day over. Let's just move on. 482 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,117 Actually, it's just getting started. 483 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,553 This is your real Mother's Day, and it starts with 484 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,290 the most delicious breakfast you've ever... Holy hell! 485 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,491 BARRY: Aah! Things are burning! 486 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,393 Oh, dear God! What have we done! 487 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,261 Look away! We'll fix this! 488 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,297 Panic is sweeping my body! (SCREAMS) 489 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,232 Idiot! What did you put in the dishwasher? 490 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,134 I don't know! Some kind of liquid soap! 491 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,771 (WHITNEY HOUSTON'S GREATEST LOVE OF ALL PLAYS) 492 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,809 ¶ I believe the children are our future 493 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,379 ¶ Teach them well and let them lead the way (SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING) 494 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:08,086 ¶ Show them all the beauty they possess inside 495 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,956 ¶ Give them a sense of pride 496 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:16,561 ¶ Remind us how we used to be 497 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,964 ¶ Everybody's searching for a hero 498 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,468 ¶ People need someone to look up to 499 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,872 ¶ I never found anyone who fulfilled my needs 500 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,507 In that moment, my mother saw 501 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,676 through the smoke, foam, flames, and fighting 502 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,779 and truly saw her children loved her more than anything. 503 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,749 Sure, our Mother's Day wasn't pretty, but it was us. 504 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,284 ¶ I decided long ago... ¶ 505 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,019 Mom, we're so sorry. 506 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,654 Yeah, we suck. 507 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,556 Not only did we ruin your Mother's Day, 508 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,359 but we ruined the attempt to make it up to you. 509 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,428 Are you kidding me? 510 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,330 This right here? 511 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:52,930 It's everything. 512 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,234 But we destroyed your favorite place in the world. The kitchen! 513 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,268 What? 514 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,870 Honestly, all I wanted 515 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,506 was to know you cared enough to try, 516 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,241 and you did try... 517 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,477 (LAUGHING) ...so, so hard. 518 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,845 That, we did. 519 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,615 Okay. This one's free. 520 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,818 No coupons necessary. 521 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,754 ¶ ...love of all ¶ 522 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,725 Eh... Adam stole this from you. 523 00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,394 I never understood why you spent your money on this stupid thing. 524 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,463 You know, I was just a kid. 525 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,531 No, you were a moron. 526 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,267 You're lucky I was around to set your straight. 527 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,037 You know, you could have been a lot nicer to me back then. 528 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,606 I was your dad. I was doing my job. 529 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,175 That day, Murray Goldberg learned 530 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,011 what it really meant to be a good father. 531 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,747 I did the best I could, you know? 532 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,049 Sure. 533 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:45,850 Thanks to Pop-Pop, 534 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,418 my dad realized the best he could do 535 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,655 was give us the chance to soar for the skies. 536 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,292 And for me, that meant one thing. 537 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,894 ¶ I decided long ago 538 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,495 Plane ticket? 539 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,830 ¶ Never to walk in anyone's shadow 540 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,233 Wait. Is this for Space Camp? Seriously? 541 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,602 Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't want to be the one 542 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,571 who stands in the way of your dreams. 543 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,638 ¶ ...I believe 544 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,709 ¶ No matter what they take from me ¶ 545 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,077 Hey, Dad. 546 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,078 Yeah? 547 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,313 ¶ ...my dignity 548 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,816 It was always hard for my father to say "I love you." 549 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,419 But in the end, all that mattered was how he showed it. 550 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,855 And thanks to Barry and Erica's messy Smother's Day, 551 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,624 my mom learned that their love for her 552 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,593 was as big as the universe. 553 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,896 And they connect right there to make the Big Dipper. See it? 554 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,432 ¶ ...to a lonely place 555 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,566 No. 556 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,300 We'll get there. 557 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,402 That's what it means to be a family. 558 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,005 Sure, you occasionally act like a dummy, 559 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:41,572 but in the end, 560 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,475 you always help each other reach for the stars. 561 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,011 ¶ 562 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:54,252 ADAM: Look! It's the Space Shuttle! 563 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,987 Wow! 564 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,688 Yo! Want a ride? 565 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,191 Liftoff! (BOY MIMICS BEEPING) 566 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:04,061 DISTORTED VOICE: Space Camp! 567 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,565 That's the machine that defeated your pants? 568 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,466 I will dominate it! 569 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,302 That thing is merciless, Bar. It's not worth it. 570 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,337 No, no. Let him go. 571 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,339 It's Gyro time. 572 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,410 Ohh! Whoa! 573 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,244 Stop it! 574 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,746 Something's happening to my body! 575 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,847 I should not have had that milkshake! 576 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,650 Here's 10 bucks to keep it going until he passes out. 577 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,151 I'm unconscious! 578 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,186 I'm completely unconscious! 579 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,521 (YELLS)