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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
I was obsessed with
space camp.
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Yep, NASA had
an actual summer program
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where you got to live
like an astronaut.
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Hollywood even made
a SpaceCamp movie
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starring a young
Joaquin Phoenix
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and a goofy robot
which captured the heart
of the entire nation.
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Shh!
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No one is talking,
dude.
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Well, it captured
my heart.
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Wow! Wasn't that the
most amazing movie
you've ever seen?
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Eh, a bunch of kids
getting accidentally
launched into space?
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That's asking a lot
of the audience.
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It wasn't an accident.
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A small boy
befriends a robot
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who gets a NASA computer
to launch them into orbit.
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It's based
on a true story.
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Yeah, you said the same
thing about Mannequin
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And Weekend at Bernie's.
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Fine! I believe
in the magic of movies!
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Doesn't change the fact
that I'm gonna go to the real
space camp someday.
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Well, if I were
you, I'd go now,
before it's too late.
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What do you mean,
"too late?"
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We're in high school
next year, bro.
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Stuff like space camp
doesn't exactly scream "cool."
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No! You think?
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Your dorkiness
is becoming a
tonnage issue,
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so, yeah,
I'd rein it in.
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Then it's settled!
This summer, I will live out
my dream at space camp,
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and nothing's
gonna stop me.
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Nothing except your dad,
who will for sure stop you.
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Oh, he'll try, but I got
the ultimate weapon...
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Showmanship.
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You guys. (LAUGHS)
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(STATIC)
What the hell?
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Jim J. Bullock
was about to get sassy!
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Jimmy J. Can wait!
I've got an urgent
presentation for you
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that will for sure
change your entire life.
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Will it?
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ADAM: Space...
The final frontier.
Or is it?
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My name
is Adam Frederick Goldberg,
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and I have the right stuff.
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Big-time!
(LASER GUNFIRE)
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Damn you,
earthling hero!
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I would have taken
your precious moon
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if it wasn't
for one thing!
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BOTH: Space camp!
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(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYS)
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Commander Adam Goldberg,
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you just saved the moon
from an alien invasion.
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How did you do it?
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I learned it at...
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Space camp!
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(LAUGHS)
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(BOOK CLATTERS)
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That's right. Space Camp.
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For the price
of only 500 cups of coffee,
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you can help your youngest son
reach for the stars.
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It's me, Adam Clayberg,
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and my dream is to go
on a real spaceship.
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Look!
Here's one now!
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All aboard!
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DISTORTED VOICE:
Space Camp!
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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I know you're a busy man,
so I took the liberty
of filling out the check.
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Wow.
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Of all the moron things
my moron kids
have ever asked for,
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this takes the cake.
Dad, this is my dream!
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You're literally
asking me for a spaceship.
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Don't twist my words!
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I just want access to one.
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The answer is "No."
I'm not sending you to space.
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And you!
Stop encouraging him!
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I have to be honest...
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I don't know
what any of this is.
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I just like
spending time with the boy.
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was
Mother's Day
1980-something,
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and my mother was awaiting
her children's love
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on her special day.
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Something's wrong.
I don't smell breakfast.
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Except her children forgot.
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It's me... your mother.
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Ready to enjoy
all the things
that mothers get.
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(CHUCKLES) You know.
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Enough with the small talk.
We need breakfast foods.
I'm a growing boy.
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I would love a nice
fruit plate, but with
no honeydew filler.
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And don't let the
pineapple touch the kiwi.
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Yeah, I like that.
Sounds good.
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You should really be
writing this down.
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Fortunately,
our house had one suck-up...
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Oh!
...me.
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What's this?
You two finally dating?
Ha!
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Oh, boopie!
That's so sweet!
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Happy Mother's Day.
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¶
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Son of a bitch.
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We are so boned.
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What's wrong?
Did...Did you guys forget
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and I'm the only decent child
in this family?
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Shut your face-mouth!
We have a gift.
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It's a boat.
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It's two boats.
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It's not a boat, but it's
way cooler and more expensive.
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We just got to go wrap
the awesome thing
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that we bought you
months and months ago.
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We got to go
to the toilet together.
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You deserve better.
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I really do.
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¶
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There she is, doing
the hardest job in the world!
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Bet you thought we forgot
about your special day,
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but we were
just messing with you.
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Gotcha,
you clueless piece of crap!
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Happy Mother's Day!
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Mom coupons.
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Yep. Good for
one free huggie.
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Mine's for
a snuggle wuggle.
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All righty.
Another great Mother's Day!
Take care.
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Uh, you do know
the ink is still wet on these?
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But it's the thought
that counts.
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You didn't have
the thought.
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And yet, it counts.
You didn't think about me
at all.
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Kind of seems like
a desperate, half-assed
empty gesture to me.
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Empty? You can totally
cash those bad boys in
any time you want.
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Great.
I'll cash them in right now.
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Ooh...
now's no good for me.
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How about you save them
for a special occasion,
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like...next Mother's Day?
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Or I can
cash them all in today
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and make this the greatest
Mother's Day of my life.
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What the...
You kept all those?
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Oh, yes.
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Through the years,
you've given me many coupons,
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and I've been saving them all
for a rainy day.
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Guess what.
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Storm's a-comin'.
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Oh, yes.
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Forget Mother's Day.
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It was time for Smother's Day.
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What...have we...done?
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As Barry and Erica
entered their worst nightmare,
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I was still dreaming
of Space Camp.
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Ohhh! What is this
we happened to stumble upon?
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It's the Gyrotron 2000,
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which simulates
the tumble-spin upon
a rocket's re-entry.
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Kiddo, weren't you
just talking about Space Camp?
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What an amazing coincidence!
Wait.
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You said you needed
sports shoes for
the big athletic game.
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And now that I hear myself
say it, I'm an idiot!
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The real reason I brought you
here was to witness my dream.
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I told you,
no Outer Space Camp.
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It's just "Space Camp"!
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And once you see
the joy on my face,
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you won't be able
to tell me "No."
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Trust me.
Your heart will melt.
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Aah!
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Ohh!
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Oh, this isn't right!
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We shouldn't be
playing God!
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That looks joyful.
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My system!
My delicate system!
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(SCREAMS) My delicate system!
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Sure, I ruined
a pair of pants,
but still had my passion.
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If Mom asks, my old pants
were stolen. Got it?
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Okay, you gonna give up
on all this
space nonsense now?
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No! Come on.
Put yourself in my shoes.
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Think back
to when you were a kid...
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you know, pushing a hoop
with a stick
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on the way
to the old fishin' hole.
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How old
do you think I am?
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Point is, you were
a child once,
with hopes and dreams,
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just like me.
We're the same.
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Nope.
Never had any dreams.
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Every kid has dreams.
Mm, I didn't.
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Wait, you've always
been like this?
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I thought
life broke you down.
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Eh, even before that,
I was like..."Myeh."
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(SLURPS)
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Can you believe him?
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Look, don't be so hard
on your dad.
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It's how he was raised.
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Pop-Pop convinced him
that dreams were stupid.
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That's it!
I'll go ask Pop-Pop!
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He'll know if Dad had
any hopes and dreams.
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Wait. You actually
want to go talk to
that bitter old bastard?
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You're a braver man
than I am.
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For me,
fear isn't an option.
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Excuse me, sir. You left
this bag in the dressing room.
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Looks like
your old pants?
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It's not mine! It belongs
to another small boy!
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Go, go, go!
Go, go!
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It's been a minute.
We're done.
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Let me
out of your grasp.
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The coupon says
"Spoonies with Mama."
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It doesn't specify
a time limit.
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"One minute" was implied!
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Well, you should have
put that in the terms
and restrictions.
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I wrote that when I was six!
The world was still new!
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Well, why don't we
change that attitude
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with a "Full Day
of Compliments"?
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Dear God, why!
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Oh, go on. Just tell me
everything you love about me.
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Your hair is yellow.
(CHUCKLES)
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You're always
picking stuff up.
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Mm.
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And putting cheeses
on meats and shrimps.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I don't know.
Erica, help me out here.
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I've got
my own problems!
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This is... (GAGS)
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I can't... (GAGS)
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This is my hell!
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Okay, I'm finished.
It's finally over.
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Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Not yet.
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I'm gonna get
the pumice stone
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and let you go to town
on my rough areas.
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I've got a coupon
good for whatever I want!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, no. Why would
you write that? Why?
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I was 10!
I wanted to go play!
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I didn't know
this day would come!
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This is too much.
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Last night, we went
to an Italian restaurant,
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and she made me
"Lady and the Tramp"
a piece of spaghetti.
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That's nothing.
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This morning,
I gave her a back massage.
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Her skin sucked up the lotion
like a biscuit!
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Yesterday, I held hands
with her for an hour
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as we walked
around the park.
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We looked like
a lesbian couple where
she makes the money!
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While I'm having
my heels shaved,
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why don't we hear about Barry
being a little teapot?
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I'm not a little teapot!
I'm a ripped one!
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Uh, we're done.
Mother's Day
is officially over.
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Sorry, boop. I've still got
a huge stack of coupons left.
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Doesn't matter,
'cause they all just expired.
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(LAUGHING) Oh!
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We both know there's not
a coupon in the world
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I can't make the manager
honor.
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Well, I am manager,
and I reject your coupons.
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Why do you get to be manager?
This isn't fair.
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There is no manager.
247
00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,411
I demand co-manager,
or I walk!
248
00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,480
Whatever! Fine!
We're co-managers!
249
00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:12,417
And my first act as co-manager
will be this.
250
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:15,921
I see.
251
00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,523
So, you're not just ruining
this Mother's Day.
252
00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,859
You're taking every other one
away, too.
253
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,628
I'm sorry, but we have
no other choice.
254
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,363
Message received.
255
00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,600
I apologize in advance
for what comes next.
256
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,068
¶
257
00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:32,671
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
258
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,674
Uh, whatever this is,
I don't want it or need it.
259
00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:38,043
It's me...
your grandson.
260
00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:38,577
I know.
261
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,511
The boy
just wanted to know
262
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:43,014
which of Murray's dreams
you crushed
when he was a child.
263
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,350
Oh! This could be fun.
Come on in.
264
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:48,453
And that is why
you never trust a Polynesian.
265
00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,121
Yeah, I think
we're getting off-topic.
266
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,991
Remember, I came here
about my dad's
childhood dreams.
267
00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,727
Aw, that dummy
never had any dreams.
268
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,495
Are you sure?
Wait.
269
00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:00,599
Come to think of it,
that dummy had a dummy.
270
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,501
There's the dummy's dummy.
271
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:04,135
What the...
272
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:06,237
Dad wanted to be
a ventriloquist?
273
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,773
He loved this stupid
wooden piece of crap.
274
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,242
Luckily, I told him
to stop being a jackass
275
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,611
and go out and get a job.
276
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,379
Stupid 9-year-old kid.
277
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,447
Whoa.
278
00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,015
Can I have this,
Pop-Pop?
279
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,850
No way! I use that
in the carpool lane.
280
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,686
Come on, Ben.
It'd mean a lot to Adam.
281
00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,355
How much is a lot?
$200?
282
00:10:23,357 --> 00:10:25,991
Are you trying to shake down
your own grandchild?
283
00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,758
He looks
like he eats good.
284
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,528
It's a small price to pay
to give Dad his dream
so I can get mine.
285
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,496
Fine.
I'll take care of it.
286
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:34,132
That was a discount price
for the kid.
287
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,433
For you, it's $300.
288
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,401
Well, that's fair.
289
00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,604
Let me just reach
in my wallet, and...
290
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,672
Go grab the doll
and go.
291
00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,907
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
292
00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,210
You're lucky I was too cheap
to have hip surgery,
293
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,812
or I'd be
running after ya!
294
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:54,152
It was the morning
after Barry and Erica trashed
their Mother's Day coupons.
295
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,721
My mom had yet to retaliate...
296
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,390
until now.
297
00:11:00,594 --> 00:11:02,227
What the...
298
00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,795
ERICA: What the...
299
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:04,796
My things!
300
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,332
Your things?
What about my things?
301
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,167
Mom, come quick!
We got robbed!
302
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,002
We need to get
the FBI on this!
303
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:11,903
They took
my hockey stick!
304
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,272
And...And some things
from under my mattress!
305
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,641
Your things aren't stolen,
schmoopers.
306
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,143
I just took them all back.
307
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,110
What are you saying
right now?
308
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,313
You took away
a lifetime of gifts from me.
309
00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,315
It's only fair
I do the same.
310
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,684
You can't do this!
311
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:29,220
I need my Samurai sword
and my California Raisins
312
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,689
and my dancing cola friend!
313
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,057
They're what makes me me!
314
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,692
You mean this guy?
315
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,027
He dances for me now.
316
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,696
Shake it, cola man!
317
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,263
This is nuts.
318
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,732
Who takes revenge
for something
horrible done to them?
319
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,901
You know what?
Keep our stuff!
320
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:45,136
I'm not giving in
to your crazy demands
321
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:46,971
of respect
and decent treatment!
322
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:50,208
And I can live without
my special dancing cola friend
323
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,010
no problem.
Just you watch!
324
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,846
That day, Erica and Barry
weren't the only ones
325
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:55,747
refusing to back down.
326
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:56,981
Hey, Dad.
I have an amazing...
327
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,984
Uhp, uhp! I'm watching
the channel guide
to see what's on at 8:00.
328
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:02,620
I already missed it once,
and it's about
to come 'round again.
329
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,657
This can't wait!
It's that important!
330
00:12:05,659 --> 00:12:06,825
Oh, damn it!
331
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,959
I missed it again!
332
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,661
This is the worst day
of my life!
333
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:12,464
Well, it's about to get
a lot better.
334
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,200
I don't know
what that is.
335
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,702
Stop! I know
all about the dummy.
336
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,970
Pop-Pop told me
everything.
337
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,140
Fine! The dummy is mine.
Are you happy?
338
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,509
I got that stupid thing
when I was a kid.
339
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,078
But...why does it
look like you now?
340
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:27,946
Now?
That's how I looked.
341
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,583
Admit it! You had dreams,
like every other kid
in this world.
342
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,451
Come on. Put your hand
in your old friend.
343
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,120
I will not put my hand
in my friend.
344
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,488
Do it!
Feel your dream again!
345
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,789
Why is this happening
to me?
346
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:40,125
Put your hand
right on in there!
347
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:40,892
Stop saying that!
348
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,927
Murray,
what's the big deal?
349
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:46,064
Jam your fist
up your old pal.
350
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,432
It'll feel nice.
351
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,533
I see what this is.
352
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,068
You're trying to prove
I had dreams
353
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,070
to let you go
on your stupid space trip.
354
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:55,039
Wha... Me?
How dare you, sir!
355
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,875
Okay, everyone calm down.
356
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,577
Tell you what.
I'll send him to Space Camp.
357
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,647
No way, Al!
You're not
sending him anywhere.
358
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,548
Understood.
359
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,150
I'm sending you.
360
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,452
Stop undermining me!
I'm the father!
361
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,820
It's my job
to keep his head
362
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:12,657
out of the clouds
and down here on Earth!
363
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,327
Don't worry, buddy.
I got your back.
364
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,796
No, you don't!
365
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,931
That, he hears.
366
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,732
I'd struck out again,
367
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:23,268
and while my mom had struck
Barry and Erica's closets,
368
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,770
they protested
by getting creative.
369
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,939
Morning.
Mama made pancakes.
370
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,641
(CHUCKLES)
For Lainey, not you.
371
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,010
Unfortunately,
their protest didn't work.
372
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,979
Um, you sure you guys
don't want to go
upstairs and change?
373
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,482
You know, since you look like
insane drifters?
374
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,050
This is
the look of freedom.
375
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,452
Mom thinks she won
by taking my stuff.
376
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,487
Well,
I made my own dress,
377
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,721
like Molly Ringwald
in Pretty in Pink.
378
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,258
Only, instead of a cute
pink dress, it's a trash bag.
379
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,426
So convenient.
380
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,561
(SCOFFS)
381
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:50,161
(LAUGHS)
382
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,831
We are supposed to be
on the same team! Do better!
383
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,667
I don't get it.
Your mom's amazing.
384
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,802
Her pancakes
have these crispy edges.
385
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,971
(SCOFFS) It gets old
real quick.
386
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,506
You're not here.
You don't know.
387
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,740
I'm actually around a lot.
388
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,008
I'm literally here
right now.
389
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,376
Look, I know
she can be intense,
390
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,111
but if you guys
want your stuff back,
391
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,680
you got to step up
in a big way.
392
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,683
And that meant one thing.
shedding their garbage clothes
393
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,885
and performing
a lame, half-assed love song.
394
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,387
(RAPPING)
¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb
395
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,890
¶ She puts the "Viet"
up in the 'nam
396
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,259
¶ Mom makes me sammies
full of salam
397
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,628
¶ "Mom" spelled backwards,
it still spell "Mom"
398
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,630
¶ Other words like that
are "racecar" and "noon"
399
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,601
¶ We don't need
our things back,
but we'd like 'em back soon ¶
400
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:30,001
Hit it!
401
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,203
¶ Mothers and daughters
and mothers of daughters
402
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,206
¶ Mothers are mothers
and mothers of daughters...¶
403
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,175
Blah, blah, blah.
It's a work in progress.
404
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,244
But what do you think?
405
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:40,945
Fine.
Fine?
406
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,214
Why aren't you
attacking us with
unwanted physical affection?
407
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,384
Yeah, and I reached into
the depths of my soul
408
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,585
to write you that song.
409
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,087
You wrote that song
for your father
410
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,856
when you wanted
to go on a ski trip.
411
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,791
I did not...
412
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,827
know you knew about that.
413
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,428
Unbelievable.
414
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:01,499
I give you my everything
364 days a year.
415
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,834
Is it too much to ask
416
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,137
to have one day
where you do something for me?
417
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,373
¶
418
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,608
And your lyrics
are terrible.
419
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,243
As my mom gave up
on Smother's Day,
420
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:16,014
I was going full throttle
to get me some Space Camp.
421
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,215
Moron.
422
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,783
¶
423
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,151
Moron!
424
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,719
¶
425
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,788
Moron.
426
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,991
Not you, Lucky.
You get cheese!
427
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,559
¶
428
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,728
Okay,
I see what you're doing.
429
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,263
You're leaving Maury
around
430
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,666
so I'll fall
back in love with him
431
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:36,000
and change my mind.
432
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,136
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Maury?
433
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,204
Yeah.
Murray and Maury.
434
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:40,872
You named him Maury?
435
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:43,241
We were a twin act.
I was the funny one.
436
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,309
Then embrace it.
437
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,343
I will not embrace it!
438
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,211
Let your dream come alive
in your hands!
439
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,480
These hands will be part
of no dream.
440
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,582
Just do it once.
Let me meet Maury.
441
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,250
You want to meet Maury?
442
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,619
Fine!
I want to meet Maury!
443
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,387
Meet Maury.
444
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:57,689
Hey, I'm Maury.
445
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,257
I'm a colossal
waste of time,
446
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,326
just like a camp
for spaceships,
447
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,927
which is even dumber
than me.
448
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,929
Okay, you are
incredibly gifted at that,
449
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:07,332
but also incredibly wrong
about Space Camp.
450
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:11,436
Am I? 'Cause I'm pretty sure
it's stupid as (BLEEP)
451
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,271
Hey! You're a master
at your craft, but not cool!
452
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,506
Sorry. I can't control what
he says. You know how it is.
453
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:19,310
If that's how you want
to play it, let's dance.
454
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,278
Now he's a dancer,
too.
455
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,246
Does this kid have any hobbies
that don't suck?
456
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:26,484
Hey, Adam, is that putz
your dad or a black cloud
of despair?
457
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,553
You're not doing it right!
I can see your mouth move.
458
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:32,023
Just 'cause you're dead inside
doesn't mean Adam has to be!
459
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,859
When will you realize
that life isn't all about
460
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,362
your "Space Wars"
and your "Space Trek"?
461
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:40,631
And it's Star Wars
and Star Trek!
462
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,032
Enough.
463
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,534
We're done talking about this.
You're not going to space.
464
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,104
My God.
Do you even hear yourself?
465
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,305
You're just as bad
as Pop-Pop.
466
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,441
He crushed all your dreams,
and now you're crushing mine.
467
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,410
I am nothing like him.
468
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,611
Have I ever
left you hungry?
469
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:57,682
Did you ever have
to walk home five 5 miles
in the rain from school?
470
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,083
Have you ever
cried yourself to sleep
471
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:03,154
because you didn't know
if I was coming home or not?
472
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,426
Dad, I didn't know that.
473
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,062
Well, there's a lot
you don't know.
474
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:13,564
¶
475
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,136
My mom had given up
on her perfect Smother's Day,
476
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,905
but for Barry and Erica,
it had just begun.
477
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,408
Good morning, Mamacita.
Geez!
478
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,642
You can fold my socks
later.
479
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,844
We got something special
to show you.
480
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,346
Guys, it's fine.
481
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,681
Mother's Day over.
Let's just move on.
482
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,117
Actually,
it's just getting started.
483
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,553
This is your
real Mother's Day,
and it starts with
484
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,290
the most delicious breakfast
you've ever...
Holy hell!
485
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,491
BARRY: Aah!
Things are burning!
486
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,393
Oh, dear God!
What have we done!
487
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,261
Look away!
We'll fix this!
488
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,297
Panic is sweeping my body!
(SCREAMS)
489
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,232
Idiot! What did you put
in the dishwasher?
490
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,134
I don't know!
Some kind of liquid soap!
491
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,771
(WHITNEY HOUSTON'S
GREATEST LOVE OF ALL PLAYS)
492
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:57,809
¶ I believe
the children are our future
493
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:01,379
¶ Teach them well
and let them lead the way
(SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING)
494
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:08,086
¶ Show them all the beauty
they possess inside
495
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,956
¶ Give them a sense of pride
496
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:16,561
¶ Remind us
how we used to be
497
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,964
¶ Everybody's searching
for a hero
498
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,468
¶ People need
someone to look up to
499
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,872
¶ I never found anyone
who fulfilled my needs
500
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,507
In that moment, my mother saw
501
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,676
through the smoke, foam,
flames, and fighting
502
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,779
and truly saw her children
loved her more than anything.
503
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,749
Sure, our Mother's Day
wasn't pretty, but it was us.
504
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,284
¶ I decided long ago... ¶
505
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,019
Mom, we're so sorry.
506
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,654
Yeah, we suck.
507
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,556
Not only did we ruin
your Mother's Day,
508
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,359
but we ruined the attempt
to make it up to you.
509
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,428
Are you kidding me?
510
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,330
This right here?
511
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:52,930
It's everything.
512
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:56,234
But we destroyed your
favorite place in the
world. The kitchen!
513
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,268
What?
514
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,870
Honestly, all I wanted
515
00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,506
was to know
you cared enough to try,
516
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,241
and you did try...
517
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,477
(LAUGHING)
...so, so hard.
518
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,845
That, we did.
519
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,615
Okay.
This one's free.
520
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,818
No coupons necessary.
521
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,754
¶ ...love of all ¶
522
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,725
Eh... Adam
stole this from you.
523
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:23,394
I never understood why
you spent your money
on this stupid thing.
524
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,463
You know,
I was just a kid.
525
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,531
No, you were a moron.
526
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,267
You're lucky I was around
to set your straight.
527
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:33,037
You know, you could have been
a lot nicer to me back then.
528
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,606
I was your dad.
I was doing my job.
529
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,175
That day,
Murray Goldberg learned
530
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,011
what it really meant
to be a good father.
531
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,747
I did the best I could,
you know?
532
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,049
Sure.
533
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:45,850
Thanks to Pop-Pop,
534
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,418
my dad realized
the best he could do
535
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,655
was give us the chance
to soar for the skies.
536
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,292
And for me,
that meant one thing.
537
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,894
¶ I decided long ago
538
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,495
Plane ticket?
539
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,830
¶ Never to walk
in anyone's shadow
540
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,233
Wait. Is this for Space Camp?
Seriously?
541
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,602
Yeah, I don't get it,
but I don't want to be the one
542
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,571
who stands
in the way of your dreams.
543
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,638
¶ ...I believe
544
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,709
¶ No matter
what they take from me ¶
545
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,077
Hey, Dad.
546
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,078
Yeah?
547
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,313
¶ ...my dignity
548
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,816
It was always hard for my
father to say "I love you."
549
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,419
But in the end, all that
mattered was how he showed it.
550
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,855
And thanks to
Barry and Erica's
messy Smother's Day,
551
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,624
my mom learned
that their love for her
552
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,593
was as big as the universe.
553
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,896
And they connect
right there to make
the Big Dipper. See it?
554
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,432
¶ ...to a lonely place
555
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,566
No.
556
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,300
We'll get there.
557
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,402
That's what it means
to be a family.
558
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,005
Sure, you occasionally
act like a dummy,
559
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:41,572
but in the end,
560
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,475
you always help each other
reach for the stars.
561
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:47,011
¶
562
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:54,252
ADAM: Look!
It's the Space Shuttle!
563
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,987
Wow!
564
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,688
Yo! Want a ride?
565
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,191
Liftoff!
(BOY MIMICS BEEPING)
566
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:04,061
DISTORTED VOICE:
Space Camp!
567
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,565
That's the machine
that defeated your pants?
568
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,466
I will dominate it!
569
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,302
That thing
is merciless, Bar.
It's not worth it.
570
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,337
No, no.
Let him go.
571
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,339
It's Gyro time.
572
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,410
Ohh! Whoa!
573
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,244
Stop it!
574
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,746
Something's happening
to my body!
575
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,847
I should not have had
that milkshake!
576
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,650
Here's 10 bucks
to keep it going
until he passes out.
577
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,151
I'm unconscious!
578
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:29,186
I'm completely unconscious!
579
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,521
(YELLS)