1 00:00:00,735 --> 00:00:01,633 ADULT ADAM: My brother Barry 2 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:04,103 had a favorite shirt he couldn't live without. 3 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,905 It logged nearly 7,000 hours on his body 4 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:10,109 and took part in over 2,000 loads of laundry. 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:13,078 He even gave it a name, Big Orange. 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,713 Bye, Mom, off to school. 7 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:15,848 Whoa! Back it up. 8 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:17,549 It's picture day for the yearbook. 9 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,517 You're not wearing that shirt. 10 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:22,154 The creamsicle orange really makes me pop off the page. 11 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:22,855 No. No way. 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,823 You wear that thing all the time. 13 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:26,592 Just look at these pictures from last year. 14 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:29,428 Wrestling team, orange shirt. 15 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,363 Beatboxing club, orange shirt. 16 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,432 Nunchucking Society, orange shirt. 17 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,001 BARRY: Don't forget Zombie Survival Club. 18 00:00:36,003 --> 00:00:37,369 Colleges are gonna snap me up. 19 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,471 You know what the coolest club is? 20 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:43,575 The handsome Oxford button down club! Huh? 21 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,977 Look at me and know this. 22 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:47,179 I will never take off Big Orange. 23 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,514 I will get married in this shirt. 24 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:50,149 I will win the Super Bowl in this shirt. 25 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:54,186 I will become President of the United States of America 26 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:54,887 in this shirt. 27 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,423 Well, then I'm not gonna come to your inauguration. 28 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:59,958 Who am I kidding? Of course I'll be there. 29 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,527 And I'll iron that shirt. 30 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:04,063 ADULT ADAM: And as bad as it was for my mom, 31 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:07,900 it was even worse for his girlfriend Lainey. 32 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,636 Happy anniversary, babe! 33 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,705 Dude, I spent hours on my make-up, fixing my hair, 34 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,607 and squeezing into this dress. 35 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,009 I'm so lucky I'm a boy. 36 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:17,810 I woke up like this. 37 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:20,579 I was wearing this shirt and everything. 38 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,180 ¶ 39 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:25,050 ADULT ADAM: Lainey always looked at my mom as a surrogate smother, 40 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:28,821 but nothing bonded them more than one thing. 41 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:30,022 God, I hate that shirt. 42 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:31,423 He looks like a walking circus peanut. 43 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,558 He looks like an angry Cheez-It. 44 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,826 It's like I'm dating a glass of Tang. 45 00:01:33,828 --> 00:01:37,863 Once, when he was wearing it, a panhandler gave him change. 46 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:38,630 I had a dream I married it 47 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,065 and we had little orange shirt babies. 48 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,434 I wish I could get him to ditch it once and for all, 49 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:43,735 but he won't listen to me. 50 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,037 (SCOFFS) Or me. 51 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:46,872 Wait. 52 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,373 What about us. Us? 53 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,942 Separately, we can't control him, 54 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:53,979 but together, we can join forces and destroy him! 55 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:54,480 With love. 56 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,881 I like where this is going. 57 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,316 We hit him hard and fast. 58 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,050 Let's juice this orange. 59 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:01,186 Babe. We're gonna take you to the mall and buy a new shirt. 60 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,020 Already got one. Thanks. 61 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:05,357 Really think you should let us take you shopping, Schmoo. 62 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,625 Mm, maybe some other time. 63 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,427 Oh, assuming there is time. I'm just trying to help you, Barry. 64 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,229 ADULT ADAM: And so the mother-girlfriend onslaught began. 65 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:13,832 My mom and Lainey spent the next 10 minutes laying down 66 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,100 the most intense guilt trip 67 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,401 our family had ever seen. 68 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:17,669 All I know is I'll probably just die brokenhearted. 69 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,639 If that's the truth, then why don't you trust me? 70 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,008 Do you not love me? 71 00:02:24,111 --> 00:02:24,810 Okay. 72 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,411 Great! Wonderful. 73 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:27,746 (BOTH LAUGH) 74 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:28,413 What just happened? 75 00:02:28,415 --> 00:02:29,848 I think you're going shopping 76 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:31,083 for a new shirt, kiddo. 77 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:34,653 I really don't need one. This one's great. 78 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,121 (MUFFLED) Oh, shoot. 79 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,290 Oops. 80 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,525 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 81 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:45,564 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 82 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,498 ¶ I don't know the future 83 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:51,737 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 84 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,672 ADULT ADAM: It was May 11, 1980-something, 85 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,841 and I was climbing the ladder to my treehouse. 86 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:59,578 It was my sanctuary, the place I felt most safe. 87 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,114 Oh! Balls! 88 00:03:02,116 --> 00:03:04,383 That's it. This treehouse is coming down. 89 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:08,120 Your mother told me to tear that thing immediately two years ago. 90 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:10,822 I was hoping it would rot from the tree, but no such luck. 91 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,625 No! You can't just destroy a piece of our childhood. 92 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,628 Trash it. It blocks my rays during peak sun. 93 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,030 Peak sun! There you go. 94 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,598 No. Don't listen to her. 95 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,166 That's my fortress of solitude. 96 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:22,935 (GROANS) Can you please dismantle 97 00:03:22,937 --> 00:03:24,570 Adam's fortress of dorkitude now? 98 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,871 I would love to get a good base 99 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,539 before pool-party season starts. 100 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,575 I'm gonna get my sledgehammer. 101 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,776 Never! 102 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:32,611 Damn it. Where are you going? 103 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:33,545 The only way to get me down 104 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,614 is if you remove me yourself! 105 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,049 Whoa! 106 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,051 Please don't do this. 107 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,152 That treehouse means everything to me. 108 00:03:40,154 --> 00:03:43,789 Why is this the one time you're not giving in to your laziness? 109 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,324 Because I just had my morning nap. 110 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:49,328 Erica, help me out here. Dad's threatening to be handy. 111 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,028 Talk some sense into him! 112 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,964 What about your experience with me makes you think 113 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,466 I'm gonna care about this conversation at all? 114 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,234 How can you say that? 115 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,803 Don't you remember all the awesome stuff 116 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:58,937 we used to do up there? 117 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,472 Sleepovers, stargazing, 118 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,542 the bottle-rocket wars, the Goldberg Gang. 119 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,744 No idea what you're talking about. 120 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,112 Don't you? 121 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:12,217 Maybe the case of the missing skeletor will jog your memory. 122 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:14,853 (LISPING) Two days ago, our detective agency got a lead 123 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:17,089 on a missing skeletor action figure. 124 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,358 The details of the case reside in this dossier. 125 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,628 ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, kid crime solvers were all the rage. 126 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:26,164 Nancy Drew inspired us to form our own detective agency 127 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:28,734 with a completely original name... 128 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:29,901 Goldberg Gang here. 129 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:30,902 ADULT ADAM: ...Or not. 130 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,204 After examining all our clues, 131 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:34,439 our evidence leads us to this spot. 132 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,542 Dad? We need to see what's under you. 133 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:40,979 I told you I don't have your stupid toy, now stop aggriv... 134 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,215 Looks like Goldberg Gang is gonna have to set up 135 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:45,851 one of those stealthy, intricate traps. 136 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,919 Dad, there's pizza in the kitchen. 137 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,321 What? 138 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,591 Yes! Case closed! To the treehouse! 139 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:56,428 Okay, stop! I remember the stupid Goldberg Gang. 140 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,464 Now erase the tape so I can go back to forgetting it. 141 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,800 Oh, come on. Can't we do one last case 142 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,103 before the treehouse goes? Just like the old days? 143 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,306 Oh, look! Lucky's missing! 144 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,007 It's the case of the missing... 145 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:09,908 Damn it. She's right there. 146 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,611 ADULT ADAM: As I was hoping to reunite the Goldberg Gang, 147 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,113 Lainey and my mom were desperate 148 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,115 to rid Barry of his trusty shirt. 149 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:19,151 (SIGHS) I can't wait for you to try these on. 150 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,519 You're gonna be the handsomest boy in the whole world. 151 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,755 But you said I'm already the handsomest boy in the whole world. 152 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,424 Now you can break your own record! 153 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,658 Just like Wayne Gretzky! 154 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,360 The great one? Yes! 155 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:31,963 Distracting him with hockey people. You're good. 156 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,831 I learned from the best. 157 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,566 (KATRINA AND THE WAVES' WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYS) 158 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,634 ¶ Ow! ADULT ADAM: That day, 159 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,402 Lainey and my mom manipulated Barry 160 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,370 into the most epic 161 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,205 trying-on-clothes montage ¶ Yeah 162 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,873 That the '80s had ever seen. 163 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:42,874 ¶ I used to think maybe you love me 164 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:45,477 ADULT ADAM: It started out fun, colorful, and somewhat stylish... 165 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,613 ¶ Now, baby, I'm sure ...But after two grueling hours 166 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:51,149 and an ungodly amount of acid-washed denim... 167 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,884 ¶ I'm walking on sunshine (GASPS) 168 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,653 ...It became just plain ugly. 169 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:56,221 ¶ And don't it feel good? 170 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,857 ¶ I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll say it again, now 171 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,859 ¶ And don't it feel good? 172 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,460 ¶ Whoa ¶ 173 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,496 He looks so cute! (SQUEALS) 174 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,397 We fixed him. 175 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,164 You sure about this? 176 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,433 Baby, I'm telling you, you look hot. 177 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:09,601 Richard Grieco hot. 178 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:13,705 Looks like Big Orange's reign of terror is finally over! 179 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,740 (SIGHS) 180 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,574 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it wasn't. 181 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:18,110 BARRY: Hey! Um, what is happening right now? 182 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:18,744 What the (BLEEP)? 183 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,012 You have a closet full of new clothes. 184 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,247 Why is that back on your body? 185 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,050 I got an algebra quiz I'm not gonna study for, 186 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:25,751 so I need my lucky shirt. 187 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,653 Oh, and Thursday is Naked Rob's birthday. 188 00:06:28,655 --> 00:06:30,055 He expects me to dress up. 189 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,524 And Friday is Big Orange Friday. 190 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:34,593 Got to wear Big Orange. 191 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:37,229 It's back and more disgusting than ever. 192 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:38,096 How did it not work? 193 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,332 God, I just wish that shirt could disappear. 194 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,734 Couldn't it? What are you saying? 195 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,303 Accidents happen all the time. 196 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:45,937 Look, 197 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,173 I'm not saying we shouldn't do what you're suggesting 198 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:50,942 right now, but if there was an accident... 199 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,144 Clothes are very fragile. 200 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:54,346 It's really got to look like one, 201 00:06:54,348 --> 00:06:55,814 if it were to happen. 202 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,149 Which it won't. 203 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,049 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 204 00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,918 Unless it does. 205 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,922 Ooh, Duran Duran is playing downtown this weekend. 206 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,556 Want to go? 207 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,291 Can't. It's my stepdad's last day 208 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,793 before he turns himself in. 209 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:08,860 (BUZZER) 210 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,462 Boom! Dryer's done. 211 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,430 Come to papa, Big Orange. 212 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:15,600 Let those awesome threads magnify this awesome bod. 213 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,005 What the hell? 214 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:23,208 I could've sworn I... 215 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,143 (GASPS) 216 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,445 No. 217 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,480 No, no, no, no, no! 218 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:30,615 ADULT ADAM: And in that moment, my brother Barry 219 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,552 came face-to-face with the greatest tragedy 220 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,786 of his young life. 221 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,854 Stay with me, Big Orange. 222 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:36,988 It's not as bad as it looks. 223 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,924 The colors are draining from him! 224 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:39,591 You got to fight. 225 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,526 Come on, buddy! Stay with me! 226 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,094 Want me to tell him it's just a shirt? 227 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,996 Don't just sit there. Do something! 228 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,298 What do you want me to do? 229 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:46,865 Call 911. 230 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,200 Tell them there's an emergency, 231 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,901 but don't get into details. 232 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:50,335 Hurry! 233 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,037 Tell them to put a shirt doctor in the ambulance. 234 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:56,074 God, why do bad things happen to good T-shirts? 235 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,843 I don't know. Mom made a mistake? 236 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,312 Mom never makes laundry mistakes. 237 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:01,346 Someone's out to get me! 238 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:02,914 A third party did this on purpose! 239 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,584 Well, it's done. Just cleaned out the treehouse. 240 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,553 The Goldberg Gang is officially out of business. 241 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,221 No. Not yet! 242 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:12,190 There's one more case I need them to solve. 243 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,426 There's been a murder, 244 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,261 a shirt murder. 245 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,563 This has my stepdad written all over it. 246 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:20,765 To the treehouse! 247 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,135 ADULT ADAM: Even though Big Orange was gone, 248 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:27,506 Barry refused to rest until the culprit was found. 249 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,508 We know you could've taken this case to anyone, 250 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,476 so we appreciate you coming to us. 251 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,311 Yeah. This is dumb, so I'm gonna go. 252 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,081 No! Wait! You guys got to help me find out who did this. 253 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,451 Big Orange's spirit will not rest until the perpetrator 254 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,386 has been found and paid his debt. 255 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,320 And what's in it for us? 256 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,022 You mean besides the justice served? 257 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,957 Yeah, I'm gonna need something real. 258 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:50,161 I'll also pay you $7,000. 259 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,097 Um, yeah, no brainer. 260 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,064 It's my bar mitzvah money. 261 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,500 I've been saving it up for a moment exactly like this. 262 00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,936 For when someone destroyed your $10 T-shirt? 263 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,338 Don't you want to save it for a trip to Europe 264 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,940 or a down-payment on a h... 265 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:02,574 Don't answer that. 266 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,442 The Goldberg Gang is on the case. 267 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,478 Yes! You know the drill, Erica. 268 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,847 To the treehouse! 269 00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,717 That means frantically run to the backyard and start the case. 270 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,553 You know, to the treehouse! 271 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,322 Fine, but we're walking at a regular pace. 272 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:17,889 To the treehouse! 273 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,792 ADULT ADAM: At long last, the Goldberg Gang was back on the beat! 274 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,627 But before we could catch the culprit, 275 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,729 we first had to go over the usual suspects. 276 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,867 Okay. This investigation is officially open. 277 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,602 It was Mom. Too obvious! 278 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,704 We need to think outside the box. 279 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,171 It was Mom. 280 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,907 Figure out who has the means... 281 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,209 (READING) 282 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,077 Which spells "Mom". 283 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,879 Coincidence! Fortunately for us, 284 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:44,049 I've narrowed it down to only 36 suspects. 285 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,384 Suspect number one, Pops. 286 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,821 Put a few martinis in him, he's capable of anything. 287 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,655 It was Mom. 288 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,090 Suspect number two, me. 289 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,827 Am I guilty? Probably not, but I do sleepwalk. 290 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,928 It was Mom. 291 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,629 Suspect number three! 292 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:01,333 What is that? A ghost, classic Scooby Doo villain. 293 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,267 Again, it was Mom. 294 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,769 This is not a mystery, we're not detectives, 295 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,372 and this is not our headquarters. 296 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,708 What are you guys doing up here? 297 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,409 I told you I'm tearing this down. 298 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,713 You can't. Not now. This case is heating up, man. 299 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,047 Enough with the case! 300 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:16,982 I don't want you out there, 301 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,016 running around like a loose cannon, 302 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:22,420 because it's my ass on the line, and I won't have it! 303 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,154 I got to find the truth! 304 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,056 It's gotten too personal. You're off the case. 305 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,959 Give me your magnifying glass and your hat. 306 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,494 You can't shut us down, old man! 307 00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,862 Me and my partner will not rest till 308 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:34,432 we track down and interrogate every single option. 309 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,502 ADULT ADAM: And so our intense search began. 310 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,136 It was you. 311 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,271 Me? Please. (CHUCKLES) 312 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,641 You know how much I respect laundry. 313 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,375 My record's impeccable. 314 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,510 Well, maybe it wasn't an accident. What are you saying? 315 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,445 You've always had it out for that shirt. 316 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,347 Looks like you finally pulled the trigger. 317 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,983 Or it's not one person at all. 318 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,686 Maybe a crime this complex is a two-man job. 319 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,122 You don't know what you're talking about, nerd boy! 320 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,657 I mean, don't interrupt your sister. 321 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,891 (CHUCKLES) You know, manners and stuff. 322 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:04,162 I know that you're guilty, and eventually, you'll crack. 323 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:09,000 Until then, we will follow every lead and not stop until... 324 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,135 Where'd she go? 325 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,638 (WHISPERING) To the treehouse! 326 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,741 This is bad. Real bad! 327 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:17,642 They're closing in on us. 328 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,577 Hold it together. They got nothing. 329 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,311 There's bleach on my hands. 330 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,414 Just remember, this was for Barry's own good. 331 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,716 So you keep your pretty little mouth shut! 332 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,684 (GASPS) 333 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,253 Looking good, snuggy boo. 334 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,854 How do the new threads feel? 335 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,089 I look like a foreigner. 336 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,992 A handsome, stylish foreigner. 337 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,695 Like a super hot Balki Bartokomous. 338 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,063 I miss my old shirt. 339 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,165 I don't know who I am anymore. 340 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:44,436 Am I big or tasty? No one knows! 341 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:45,804 What have we done? 342 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,706 When he finds out, it's all over. 343 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,040 Well, he's not gonna find out. 344 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,041 Ya dig? I dig. 345 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,045 Repeat after me. "I am rock solid." 346 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,381 I am rock solid. 347 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,249 It was your mom and I. We're, like, totally guilty. 348 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,652 I have one question. Who are you covering for? 349 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,722 What? No one. I literally just confessed. 350 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,523 Well, isn't that convenient? 351 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,159 Typical patsy taking the fall for a network 352 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:08,827 of criminals above you. 353 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,163 Why is he talking like that? I, like, literally confessed. 354 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:12,864 It's pathetic. 355 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,167 He's stretching out the whole Goldberg Gang thing as long as he can. 356 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,268 Just ignore him. 357 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:17,969 Look, you got to drop it. 358 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,405 If Barry finds out what I did, he'll never forgive me. 359 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,873 Fine. Your secret's safe with me. 360 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,743 I'll save your implausible relationship with my brother. 361 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,779 You can't ignore the facts! This conspiracy runs deep. 362 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,014 I'll bring the real culprits to justice. You'll see! 363 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,351 ADULT ADAM: Lainey may have confessed, but I wasn't convinced. 364 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,621 I was about to blow this case wide open. 365 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,288 Dude, you okay? 366 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,690 Yeah, Adam said you had a bathroom-based emergency. 367 00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,893 Yeah, I brought the back-up khakis from my locker. 368 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,727 This isn't my first rodeo. 369 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:47,365 What? Adam said you guys had a bathroom-based emergency. 370 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,668 I, too, have attended that sad rodeo. 371 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,569 Gentlemen. 372 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,073 There is no bathroom-based emergency, 373 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,776 only a laundry-based mystery, 374 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,710 and I've gathered all of you here 375 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:02,046 'cause the culprit stands amongst us. 376 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,715 JTP, is this true? 377 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,382 What? Never! 378 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,017 So that's a no on the khakis? 379 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,620 They were all over at the house on the day in question. 380 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,790 That means all of you had opportunity. 381 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,557 That's insane. 382 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,526 Insane like the jealousy you felt 383 00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:15,593 every time Barry wore Big Orange? 384 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,230 You loved that shirt but knew you could never pull it off, 385 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,698 'cause you were too tiny. 386 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,966 I prefer small-boned. 387 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,835 Or was it Naked Rob? 388 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,603 A closet Penguins fan. 389 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,939 The Penguins? Robert. 390 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,207 I was born in Pittsburgh. 391 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,775 Or maybe it was Geoff Schwartz! 392 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,645 You knew taking out Barry's favorite shirt 393 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,345 would make him melt down. 394 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,747 Lainey would have to console him, 395 00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,682 leaving Erica without a best friend 396 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,318 and plenty of time for you to win her heart. 397 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,620 Wait, would that work? I will kill you dead! 398 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,788 No, Barry. I didn't do it! 399 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,424 He's right. He didn't do it... 400 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,358 alone. 401 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,494 It was the entire JTP! 402 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,464 Okay. If this is true, 403 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,233 I must disband the JTP. 404 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,701 ALL: JTP? 405 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,268 Oh, it's true. 406 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,971 Thank God I kept digging even after Lainey confessed 407 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,140 to destroying the shirt with Mom. 408 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,076 Yeah, thank God. 409 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:05,610 Wait, what? 410 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,979 I can't believe the two of you 411 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:08,880 would betray me like this. 412 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,684 Big Orange was better to me than either of you ever were. 413 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,351 It's just a shirt, babe. 414 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,886 We didn't know how much it meant to you. 415 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,388 And in our defense, we didn't know we'd get caught. 416 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,923 BARRY: I don't want to hear it! 417 00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,724 From this moment on, 418 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:24,329 I officially declare I have no girlfriend and no mother. 419 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,330 You can't do that. 420 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,497 Yeah, you can't do that. 421 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,498 Well, you can do it to her, 422 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,566 but you can't do it to your mother. 423 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,170 I say this all the time, you only have one mother. 424 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,238 Well, I'll find another one. 425 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,273 You wouldn't dare. I will. 426 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,341 I'll tell that nice, old lunch lady 427 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:40,445 who always calls me "son" to put her money where her mouth is. 428 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,013 Well, I hate to point fingers, 429 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,182 but, uh, this is on you and only you 430 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,183 and no one else and not me. 431 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,719 Are you kidding me? This whole thing was your idea. 432 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,621 What kind of mother does that to her son? 433 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,189 A mother who doesn't approve 434 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,424 of her son's snitch of a girlfriend. 435 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,893 Ex-girlfriend, thanks to you! 436 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,830 You promised not to tell and you narced like a narc, you narc. 437 00:14:58,832 --> 00:14:59,631 I didn't tell Barry. 438 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,698 The little geek went off on his own. 439 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,835 Only 'cause you and Dad kept insisting I drop the case. 440 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:04,869 Wait, Murray. You knew about this? 441 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:08,740 Great. I told you not to go off half-cocked like a cowboy, 442 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,808 but you had to play by your own rules! 443 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:16,047 That's as much anger as I can muster for something so stupid. 444 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:16,681 Great job, genius. 445 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:20,184 You made everyone in this house completely turn on each other. 446 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,619 Blame yourself, narc. 447 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,122 And I would've gotten away with it, too, 448 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,592 if it weren't for you meddling kids. 449 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,226 It's not my fault. 450 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,560 The case seemed so cut and dry. 451 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,996 Back when we were kids, there was always a twist. 452 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,966 Hello! Mom forced me to go up in that treehouse 453 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,569 and play with you, so I made up all those cases. 454 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,806 So, you lied to me? 455 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,607 Yes. My God. 456 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,143 You are going to be in high school next year. 457 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,911 You need to grow up, and fast, 458 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,414 because I'm done taking care of you! 459 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,048 I just... 460 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,083 wanted to hang out like we used to. 461 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,985 That's all I wanted. 462 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,926 ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry had lost Big Orange forever, 463 00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,594 or so he thought. 464 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,762 Ta-da! 465 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:05,663 What's this? 466 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,298 It's Big Orange, squishy. 467 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,566 Big Orange is gone. 468 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,233 Big Orange was gone, 469 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,469 but I sewed him up, dyed him, and steamed him real good, 470 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,372 and now he's bigger, better, and more orangy than ever. 471 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,640 Hey, big tasty, look what I got! 472 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,342 And old friend wants to say "hello". 473 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,945 (LAUGHS) Wow! Lucky me! 474 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,747 Now I got two Big Oranges. 475 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,882 What the... Why are you here? 476 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:25,783 To get Barry back. 477 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,884 That's what I was trying to do, 478 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,820 but now you're screwing me in the pooper! 479 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,954 Oh, sweet God! 480 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:30,989 What? What'd I say? Is that bad? 481 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,225 Unbelievable! You not only destroy my shirt, 482 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,061 but come in here and try pawning off these imposters? 483 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,597 Imposters? Mama fixed it. 484 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,832 This is the real thing. 485 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,200 No, this is. This is it. 486 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,602 This shirt is. See? It's orange and a shirt. 487 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,106 I reject all these shirts with their coarse material 488 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,809 and tight collar and non-stained pit parts. 489 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,812 These aren't Big Orange, they're big lies. 490 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,780 I know you're upset, sweetie, 491 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,516 but don't throw out the Beverly with the Lainey water. 492 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,786 Hey, hey! Look what I sewed back up! 493 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,189 Large Orange, now everyone's happy. 494 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,190 That's Garfield! 495 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,027 I need to punch something. Adam, I need you! 496 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,628 That did not go well. 497 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,897 It's over. I have no son. 498 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:13,731 And I have no boyfriend. 499 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:18,069 I think Garfunkle is sporty. I'm keeping this thing. 500 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,506 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom and Lainey realized 501 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,741 they hadn't just ruined Barry's shirt, 502 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,510 they destroyed his trust. 503 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,677 There was only one way to win him back, 504 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:32,283 and that meant helping him truly cope with his loss. 505 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,585 What's going on? 506 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,853 Look, we messed up, 507 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,423 and we know there's no way of going back, 508 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,959 so we brought everyone here to help you move forward. 509 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,063 By saying goodbye, the right way. 510 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:50,601 This is nice. My shirt would've liked this. 511 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,404 They really did a great job with Big Orange, Bar. 512 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,039 Yeah, they really did. 513 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,375 They made him look so peaceful. (TV PLAYING IN DISTANCE) 514 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,977 Murray! Turn off the TV. 515 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,113 I'll mute it, but that's it. 516 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,948 It's just a shirt. 517 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,284 (WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYS) 518 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,921 ¶ I used to think maybe you loved me 519 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,789 Honey, do you have anything you want to say? 520 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,526 ¶ Now, baby, I'm sure 521 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,364 I'd like to say a few words about Big Orange. 522 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:25,303 It's like, life goes so fast when you're growing up. 523 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,639 I guess it was nice there was something that was always the same. 524 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,909 I mean, all my greatest memories were in that shirt. Dad! 525 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,380 ¶ Go to hold myself down I was wearing it when we went to our first Flyers game. 526 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,749 It's a shirt! 527 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,284 JTP, the first time 528 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,686 I ever played smashball, I was in that shirt. 529 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,955 ¶ 'Cause I just can't wait (ALL GROAN, LAUGH) 530 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,123 JTP. JTP. 531 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,127 Ma, you taught me how to cook in that shirt. 532 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,829 Lainey, I ran in the rain in that shirt 533 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,699 to tell you how much I love you. ¶ Now I'm walking on sunshine 534 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,766 ¶ Whoa-oa-oh 535 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,803 So I guess... ¶ I'm walking on sunshine 536 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,704 ...I'm gonna miss the memories... 537 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,739 ¶ Whoa-oa-oh ...But I'm glad I still have them. 538 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,876 ¶ I'm walking on sunshine To Big Orange! 539 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,344 ALL: To Big Orange! 540 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:10,548 Wait, that's what this is? A shirt funeral? ¶ And don't it feel good? 541 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,651 Damn it. I missed a real funeral for this. 542 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,021 ¶ And don't it feel good? 543 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:17,755 ¶ All right, now, yeah ¶ 544 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,724 ADULT ADAM: The most painful part of growing up 545 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,525 is saying farewell 546 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,527 to the stuff you love the most. 547 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,528 But as much as it hurts, 548 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,430 we all have to tear down the old things 549 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,266 to make room for what's new. 550 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,667 ERICA: (LISPING) The Goldberg Gang 551 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,969 is on the case. To the treehouse! 552 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,404 We're gonna be communicating 553 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,107 through this walkie-talkie system. 554 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,175 You ready, Adam? 555 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,543 (MIMICS STATIC) Copy? 556 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,444 (MIMICS STATIC) Anybody there? 557 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,679 It's gonna be great. 558 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,181 Okay, over and out. 559 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,249 Still watching those old tapes, huh? 560 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,751 Don't worry. I'm over it. 561 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,519 Come with me. I want to show you something. 562 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,622 Why would I want to go anywhere with you? 563 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,792 I thought you like mysteries. 564 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,796 ¶ I said, baby, I just want you back 565 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,998 ¶ And I want you to stay 566 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,532 What's this? 567 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,068 I thought we could build a new treehouse. 568 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,369 But I thought it was time to let it go. 569 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,773 Well, some things are worth holding on to. 570 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,809 Our old blueprints? 571 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,211 You still have them? 572 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,112 The truth is, when we were kids, 573 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,516 I didn't make up those mysteries because I had to. 574 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,786 I did it 'cause I loved spending time with you. 575 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,588 ¶ Whoa-oa-oh 576 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,322 ¶ Don't it feel good? 577 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,757 ADULT ADAM: Letting go of the past is hard, 578 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,327 but what's even harder is that we'll never know 579 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,396 what the future holds for us. 580 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,631 But when you finally stumble 581 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,534 upon that perfect fit in life, 582 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,035 nothing is more rewarding. 583 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,038 (BOTH LAUGH) Yes! 584 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:46,844 ¶ Walking on sunshine ¶ 585 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,652 WOMAN: Okay, Troy's freestyle on this one. 586 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,987 (RAPPING) ¶ Yeah, you know it's me 587 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,521 Yeah. ¶ Yeah, it's Big Tasty 588 00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,422 ¶ The one and only 589 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,292 ¶ Grabbing on the mikey and I gots the gravy 590 00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,561 ¶ You know I'm gonna go a little bit shady 591 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,930 ¶ And we ricky-ricky-ticky-ticky rhyme to the dime 592 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,166 ¶ Yeah, you know me, always going kind of crazy with them lines 593 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,169 ¶ And I'm fly-fly, yeah, you know it, Lainey, baby 594 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,805 ¶ And we doing it and we in the '80s 595 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,208 ¶ And we on fleek, on fleek all night long 596 00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,344 ¶ And you know, know, know we'll be singing that song 597 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,780 ¶ And dab, dab, dab on them hoes 598 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,584 ¶ And we go, go, go and we all jump, hey ¶ 599 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,654 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 600 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,921 Yeah!