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ADULT ADAM: The '80s
had a lot of pop trends,
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and my sister
was into all of them.
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It all began with
New Kids On The Block.
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Danny, Donnie,
Joe, Jon, Jordan.
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Danny, Donnie,
Joe, Jon, Jordan.
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Most of these trends
lasted only a week or so,
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some even shorter.
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Hey. Girls just want to
have fun, am I right?
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(GIGGLES)
And it's over.
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In fact,
the styles changed so fast
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that at school it was nearly
impossible to keep up,
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especially for Geoff Schwartz.
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'Sup, Erica?
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Really feeling
the flock today, am I right?
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Ugh. Flock of Seagulls
is so last week, Geoff.
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We're all about
Debbie Gibson now.
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But I used an entire jar
of honey for this.
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(BEES BUZZING)
I've been fighting off bees
all morning.
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I told you.
I'm not gonna date you
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just 'cause
we love the same music.
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Yeah, bro.
If anything,
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you should hate her guts
for the crap she listens to.
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Whoa, I'm sorry.
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Do you have a problem,
Johnny Atkins?
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My problem is
your music sucks.
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Big mistake, bro.
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Yo, back me up, JTP.
That's a polite pass, bro.
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Your hair suggests you
don't know what you're
doing with your life.
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Well, you dodged a bullet,
homeboy.
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For your sake,
back off my girl.
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Not your girl.
I love you, Erica!
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You will be!
You guys need to get a clue.
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There's only one band
on the planet that matters.
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Rush.
Here we go.
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Not again.
Rush sucks.
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I hate you.
Ugh.
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They're not
the canned garbage
that you listen to.
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They're real.
They're from Canada.
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It's super-cold,
so they have to rock
super-hard to stay warm.
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I'll take your word for it.
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Why take my word for it
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when you can come
to my Corolla and
find out for yourself?
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Unless you're afraid.
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Of being alone with you in
your rusted-out piece of crap?
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For sure.
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Hey. Johnny Atkins
respects women.
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He has
bad hair days, too.
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Not many, though.
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You ready to step into
the musical cocoon
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and emerge
a rock-'n'-roll butterfly?
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Just play it
so I can be proven right.
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(RUSH'S TOM SAWYER PLAYS)
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In that moment,
my sister's mind unlocked...
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as she was ushered
into a world of prog rock.
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¶ Today's Tom Sawyer
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¶ Mean, mean pride ¶
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¶
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It was an instant attraction
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in more ways than one.
(CHUCKLES)
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I don't even know
what's happening right now.
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Oh, my...
This is a terrible mistake.
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One you'll make again.
Don't tell anyone.
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I can promise that I won't.
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But I definitely will.
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There's one thing
you should know about me.
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I'm painfully honest.
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You're a fox, but
you also wear too much
makeup like a clown.
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See?
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(KNOCK ON WINDOW)
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Knock it off, you two.
You're on school grounds.
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And you're in
my parking spot.
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The window's rolled down
so I know you can hear me.
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Hello.
Cut it out.
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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It was April 1980-something,
the morning of my birthday.
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And that meant one thing.
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Gah!
There's my little
birthday schmoops!
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All I want for my
birthday is for you to
not call me schmoops.
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Aww, you're cute.
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So, look, I know how much you
like big Hollywood directors,
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like Steven Lucas
and George Spielberger,
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so I special-ordered
you this.
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Don't hurt your little arms.
It's heavy.
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My own Oscar?
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"Best Son".
(LAUGHS)
Read it!
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Yes, you are!
And that is gonna go great
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with the big
Hollywood-themed birthday
party I'm throwing you.
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(LAUGHS) Speech!
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(GROANS) For once,
can't I plan my own birthday?
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What is this?
What?
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(GASPS) "Best Son"?
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You gave Adam
a golden trophy?
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That squeaky-voiced turd?
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Honey, it's
not what you think.
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Oh, I think this is
exactly what I think.
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This tiny golden man
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is non-living proof
of what I've always known.
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Adam's your favorite.
(TROPHY THUDS)
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That is not true!
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I love all my kids equally.
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I don't have
a "Best Son" trophy.
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The only things
you ever gotten me
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are expensive gifts
from the store.
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Take it.
This trophy represents
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everything that's wrong
with my life in this house.
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No. I want my own trophy
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'cause I'm better than Adam
at everything.
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Can he soothe animals
with just some peanut butter
and a smile?
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Can he eat an entire apple
in just two bites?
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Hmm? Give me
an apple right now.
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(MOANS, GROANS)
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(MUFFLED) Bad start.
Give me another.
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Don't waste my apples.
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Look, I'm sorry
you feel this way,
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but there's nothing
that'll convince me
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that I play favorites.
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See that? Adam's photo
is twice the size of ours!
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This is
a misunderstanding.
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The photo guy
made it the wrong size,
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and I couldn't return it.
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Please. I've seen you
return a dead goldfish,
used ChapStick,
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and a bathing suit
Dad wore for 10 straight days
in Puerto Rico.
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That liner was destroyed.
Destroyed.
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I know the truth
and so does he.
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Just look at that smug
little face
lording it over me.
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Adam! Where are you?
You're so dead!
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Oh, no.
What have I done?
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You've woken me up.
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Barry thinks I got
a bigger photo of Adam
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'cause he's my favorite.
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Every parent
has a secret favorite.
Mine's Erica.
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You can't say that.
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I don't have a favorite.
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Beverly. Come on.
Come on.
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It's Adam, damn it.
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(EXHALES) He's my cute little
munchkin who sweats
when he sleeps
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and then I flip the
pillow over to the
cool side and...
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(GIGGLES)
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...he whispers,
"Love you, Mama,"
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and then I just want to gobble
his delicious face!
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Okay.
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My God.
Barry's right.
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Well, starting now,
he is gonna know
what it's like
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to be my number-one son.
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Get back here! You will pay
for what your picture did!
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I was just reading a book!
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This makes no sense!
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As my mom was coming to terms
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with who
her favorite child was,
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my sister had no doubts
who her new favorite band was.
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Wait.
What is happening?
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Why are you covering up
Debbie G.?
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'Cause I discovered something
infinitely better...
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Rush.
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Holy crap.
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You made out
with Johnny Atkins.
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You're a bad little girl.
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How could you
possibly know that?
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Because he's the only other
person I know
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who's obsessed with that
lame wizard band.
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Also,
he's telling everyone.
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Oh, God, I knew
I shouldn't have
made out with him.
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You don't actually like him,
do you?
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I don't know.
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He's like a cocky band nerd,
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but he's also
honest and deep,
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but he also
has a ponytail.
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It's so confusing.
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I've dated the biggest jerks
on the planet.
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Trust me.
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You need to end up with
a nice guy like Barry.
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Okay, please don't gag
(GAGS)
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when I mention
your brother's name.
(GAGS)
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(GAGS)
Why are you gagging?
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I'm sorry, but her gaggy face
is making me gag.
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(GAGS)
(GAGS)
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(GAGS)
(GAGS)
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(ALL THREE GAGGING)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
(GAGS) Stop.
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Yo. It's Johnny Atkins.
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Yo. So?
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So, Erica's expecting me.
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Mind if I just pop upstairs,
chill for a few?
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Yes, very much.
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All right.
Then give her this flier.
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Battle of the Bands
this weekend.
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Speed Up's
gonna win top prize.
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My Rush cover band.
Speed Up?
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Thinking Erica
could join us
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'cause our guitarist
got arrested for selling...
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Fudge.
fudge.
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So good, it's illegal.
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Okay.
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Well, are you gonna
have her call, or...
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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I'm not letting
Ponytail Johnson anywhere
near my daughter.
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Trying to keep them
from each other
is a classic mistake.
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It'll only make her
want him more.
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Just like
with you and Bev.
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Please.
You loved me.
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No. I hated you real bad.
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Thought you were
a stubborn grump.
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First night,
I nicknamed you "El Lumpo."
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'Cause you're a lump.
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Yeah, yeah. I get it.
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Really bad-mouthed you
to everyone.
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Backfired big-time,
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so when you think about it,
you're welcome.
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This is hurtful.
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Just leave it alone
for a week
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and it'll go away
on its own.
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Was someone at the door?
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I'm not sure.
Murray, did someone stop by?
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No, he did not.
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While my dad
was ignoring Pops' advice,
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my mom was about to turn
all her attention to Barry.
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(CLATTERING)
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The heck is this?
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Just a "Best Son" trophy
for my real best son.
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Here's the truth.
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You are an amazing athlete
with a ton of trophies.
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I only gave Adam one
for "Best Son"
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so he wouldn't be jealous
of your greatness.
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See, this makes sense.
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And to prove you really are
the best son,
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I'm gonna focus all my time
and energy on you.
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Just please don't
say anything to Adam.
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And hurt his feelings?
I would never.
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Sorry, sucka!
Barry's number one.
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The trophy's mine forever.
Cool.
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Hope you enjoyed your day
as "Best Son"
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'cause now, mom's
only gonna focus on me.
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Ha!
Wait.
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Did she really say that?
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Absolutely.
Oh, my God.
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You literally are
the best brother ever.
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And the "Best Son."
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My mother's rejection of me
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is the most wonderful
birthday gift
I could ever get.
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It's your birthday?
From the bottom of my heart,
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thank you,
Barry Norman Goldberg.
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(LAUGHS)
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You're welcome.
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I feel like you're trying to
tell me something,
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but I'm too excited
to figure out what it is!
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¶
250
00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:37,449
Hello, Father.
251
00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:38,283
Tell me something.
252
00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,285
By chance does this
"Battle of the Bands" flier
253
00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,287
look at all familiar
to you?
254
00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,788
Just say
what you're gonna say.
255
00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,557
I saw Johnny Atkins
at school today.
256
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,727
He told me you
slammed the door in his face.
257
00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,294
Oh, that.
258
00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:52,163
Yeah, I only did that
because he's
a piece of (BLEEP)...
259
00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,199
You get it.
(SINGSONG) Gonna backfire.
260
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,401
How could you be
so shallow and judgy?
261
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:57,769
You don't even know him.
262
00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,004
(SINGSONG) Mistake.
263
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:00,839
I know he's a teenage boy
264
00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,575
who associates with
fudge dealers.
265
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:04,910
(SINGSONG) Here it comes.
266
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,012
Johnny's, like,
super deep.
267
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,547
He introduced me to Rush,
268
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:09,314
he makes wax hands,
269
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:10,715
and he even
wrote me a poem.
270
00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:12,050
Please don't.
I'll read it.
271
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,820
"Her eyes
sparkle like the sun.
Erica."
272
00:09:15,822 --> 00:09:18,023
Don't bash the poem.
273
00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,291
I hate that poem.
274
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,125
And I hate that boy.
275
00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,726
You are not
going out with him.
276
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,162
What? You can't
tell me who to date!
277
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:26,598
And yet, I just did.
278
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,632
(SINGSONG) It's happening.
279
00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:32,604
Will you stop
singing ominous warnings?
It's done!
280
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,705
(HUMS)
281
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,608
But, of course,
it had only begun.
282
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:39,511
(TOM SAWYER PLAYS)
283
00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:40,645
Hey. Erica.
284
00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,747
(MUSIC STOPS)
What'd I say?
285
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,715
You said no going out,
286
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:44,916
which is exactly why
we're staying in.
287
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:49,220
That's not in the spirit of
our agreement and you know it.
288
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,488
Yo. Dad-bro.
289
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:51,423
Can you close the door?
290
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:52,390
You're letting
all the good vibes out.
291
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,492
Shut up,
Ponytail Johnson!
292
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,226
I joined Johnny's band,
293
00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:57,529
so we're gonna be
practicing here a lot.
294
00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:58,663
Now, if you'll excuse me.
295
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,199
(GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING)
No, I won't excuse you!
296
00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:02,200
What the hell!
297
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,268
Don't do that!
298
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,369
Do not kiss him!
299
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,837
It's my garage!
300
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:09,174
You hear me?
That's my garage!
301
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:13,578
It was only the first day of
Barry being the number-one son
302
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:16,114
and I was already
reaping the benefits.
303
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,851
Schmoopaloo,
Mama has some
truly tragic news.
304
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,252
Barry's hockey game
this weekend
305
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,122
is at the exact same time
as your party.
306
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,490
You're... You're not
gonna be there?
307
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,625
(SIGHS) Of course
we'll rush right back,
308
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,793
but as far as
the planning goes
and everything...
309
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,429
I'll plan it myself.
You don't have to
worry about anything.
310
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,964
Okay.
Headed to practice.
311
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,000
Not yet. Come
and eat this chili I made you.
312
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:38,036
No, I'm not gonna eat
a bowl of chili before I play.
313
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:38,837
It'll slow me down!
314
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,839
Nonsense.
It'll give you strength.
315
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,408
It's Mama's special
power chili.
316
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:43,942
I don't want it.
317
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,777
It's loaded
with meat and beans.
318
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:46,645
I don't want it.
319
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,046
It's Mama's special
power chili.
320
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,049
I'm not gonna eat
your special power chili.
321
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,117
Look at the meat and beans.
322
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:52,884
I see the meat and beans.
323
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,152
I just don't want to eat
the meat and beans.
324
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,621
Eat the damn meat and beans,
get some power,
325
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,057
then wash it down with some
bone-strengthening buttermilk.
326
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:02,560
No milk and no chili.
I have to skate
for three hours!
327
00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:03,762
That's why you need
the buttermilk.
328
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:07,432
It coats the mouth
and belly from all
the power-giving chili.
329
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,601
(GROANS) No.
There you go.
330
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,236
It's so beany and meaty.
331
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,270
Feel the beefy power.
332
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,339
My tongue can't fight
the beefiness.
333
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,207
Shh. Mama knows.
334
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:17,308
Now you're ready.
335
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,611
Just go make a boom-boom
and I'll take you.
336
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:20,578
But I just have practice.
337
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,547
Oh, I'm going
to every practice.
338
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,948
In fact, I made these
339
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,685
deviled energy eggs
for the ride.
340
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,789
What just happened?
341
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,890
You're her favorite.
342
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,725
Enjoy.
(CHUCKLES)
343
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,927
You got a little something
on your...
344
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:36,528
Ah, never mind.
345
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,264
As Barry was surprised by what
came with being "Best Son,"
346
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,667
my dad gave Erica
a shock of her own.
347
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:43,902
MURRAY: What do you know?
348
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,871
All of your closest friends,
classmates,
349
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:50,575
and your teacher
here in our den.
350
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,643
Hey there, Erica.
351
00:11:51,645 --> 00:11:52,577
Why is my guidance counselor
352
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,646
wearing shorts
in my living room?
353
00:11:54,648 --> 00:11:55,246
Please have a seat.
354
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:58,983
Last thing I'm gonna do
is be negative
about Ponytail Johnson,
355
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,518
but, hoo-hoo! They sure will.
356
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,020
The guy's a
total tool bag, Erica.
357
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,089
See? I didn't say it.
Your best friend Lacey did.
358
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,091
Lainey.
Is this a friggin' joke?
359
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:07,525
His face is a joke.
360
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,827
And his poetry is awful.
361
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,228
And the dude only wears
Rush shirts.
362
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,730
Yeah, it's like,
try a polo, bro.
363
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,364
Or a V-neck.
I mean, what's his deal?
364
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,133
What's he hiding?
Shut up, JTP!
365
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,868
My love life
is none of your business.
366
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,471
And you! Why are you
even here? You're a teacher.
367
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:22,006
I'm here to guide you away
from dating Atkins.
368
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,575
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he's an adult man
369
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,845
living amongst
the student body
as an undercover cop.
370
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,180
Like 21 Jump Street?
Mmm-hmm.
371
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,148
That makes sense to me.
372
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,883
You completely ambushed me.
373
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,118
I can't believe you.
374
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,185
Not me.
375
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,653
Your friends,
your teacher,
376
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,356
and that excitable boy
who so clearly loves you.
377
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,758
Who is it?
I'll fight him.
378
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,092
Well, I don't care
what any of you think.
379
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,561
In fact, if I'm getting rid of
anybody, it's you guys.
380
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,597
Yeah, not buying it.
Well, you better buy
381
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,399
'cause I choose Johnny
over all you ass-clowns.
382
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,868
No, you don't.
I love the guy.
383
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:50,869
You're stubborn
and digging in.
384
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,537
We'll see who's stubborn
when I marry him
385
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:55,173
and don't invite any of you
to the wedding.
386
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,875
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING)
387
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,843
So, I was promised pizza.
388
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,178
Where are we on that?
389
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,246
Also, can we add some wings?
390
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,682
I just find that they
make any situation better.
391
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,818
Eating with your hands
is fun.
392
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,152
Out.
393
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:10,655
Yep, my steadfast sister
was doubling down on love
394
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,489
while my brother wasn't sure
395
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,359
how much more love
he could take.
396
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,829
Hey! Ad Rock!
(CHUCKLES)
397
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,265
How about a thirst-quenching
Ecto Cooler
398
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,633
for the birthday boy, huh?
399
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,067
I'm not taking Mom back.
400
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,236
Pfft! What?
401
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:25,904
No.
402
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,138
But now
that you bring it up,
403
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,374
don't you think Mom would be
a killer party planner?
404
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,543
I got that covered.
405
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,811
Check this out.
406
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:33,511
The hell is this crap?
407
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,514
The single greatest party
in eighth-grade history.
408
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,483
It's an overwhelming feast
for the senses,
409
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,451
and I have you
to thank for it.
410
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,219
Please?
411
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,353
My stomach can't take
any more
412
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,789
of that chili meat
and buttery milk.
413
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,990
You got to take Mom back.
414
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,492
Never!
From this point on,
415
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,394
you're gonna be
her delicious snuggle monster,
416
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,529
and I'm gonna be
left all alone.
417
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,864
Don't you dare say that!
418
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,299
And this isn't just
for this week.
419
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,635
This will stretch months,
years, decades,
420
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:59,037
until she moves in
with you.
421
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,171
How can you be so cruel?
422
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,706
This is what
you asked for, pal.
423
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,041
You brought Mom's love
on yourself.
424
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:07,946
I hope no one comes to your
ridiculous, awesome party!
425
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:13,518
(CLATTERING)
426
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,286
I have that all
in my Trapper Keeper.
427
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,623
Barry was miserable
being the new number-one son.
428
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,324
Meanwhile, Erica's band
429
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,759
was making my dad
even more miserable.
430
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,527
This is crazy.
431
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,262
He's been playing the drums
for over an hour.
432
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,531
You've brought this
upon yourself, Murr.
433
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,867
It should have worked.
I didn't say
a word to the girl.
434
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,468
Instead of
telling her yourself,
435
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,371
you had everyone else
in her life gang up on her.
436
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,007
You took a love
forbidden by her father
437
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,409
and made it forbidden
by the world.
438
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,346
Oh, damn it.
It sounds romantic.
439
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:46,651
¶ Love ninja
Nunchucked my life apart ¶
440
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:48,887
(DRUMSTICKS CLATTER)
441
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,488
Wow. That's really good.
You wrote that?
442
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,656
Yeah. And I never
would have thought
443
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,758
to put a 10-minute drum solo
in the middle.
444
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:54,692
I just Rush'd it up.
445
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,594
We're actually
really good.
446
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,963
And, like, we're
actually pretty good, too.
447
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,465
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
448
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,268
Yo. It's gonna be
one of those.
449
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:03,868
I told you.
450
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,137
Johnny Atkins doesn't
put labels on things.
451
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,406
The thing is,
I kind of went out on a limb
452
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,707
and told everyone that
453
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,210
even though they think
you're human trash,
454
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:12,977
I'll be with you forever,
455
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:16,681
so, yeah, kind of
locked into this.
456
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,849
You love me.
I get it.
457
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:19,817
Johnny Atkins is a roller
coaster that only goes up.
458
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:23,488
Oh, God, no.
I mean, you've for sure
grown on me, but yuck.
459
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,357
So you're saying
the roller coaster goes down?
460
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,292
No. I definitely think
461
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,260
we should take things
to the next level,
462
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,296
even though I'm kind of like,
"Ehhh."
463
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,332
This is rocking my world
and not in a good way.
464
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,066
Look on the bright side.
465
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,302
One day we'll get married
so I can prove a point,
466
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,404
and that's not nothing,
fella.
467
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,239
(DOOR CLOSES)
Wait. What about practice?
468
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,107
Battle of the Bands
is this weekend.
469
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,609
For me.
You're out.
470
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,378
Mostly 'cause
what you said sucked.
471
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,948
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
472
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,582
¶
473
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,488
It was the day before
my birthday party,
474
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,525
and I was discovering that
planning it without my mom
475
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,160
was a lot harder
than I thought.
476
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,796
I don't care if it'll get
the other kids sick.
477
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,897
I promised drinks with fog!
478
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,566
Why would a clown need to see
a picture of me
479
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,667
before he agrees to come?
480
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,602
You can't make me
a camera cake?
481
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,105
You advertise specialty cakes!
482
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,207
Oh, you're a fraud!
483
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,809
This is a disaster, man!
484
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,711
You want to talk disaster?
485
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:23,181
I've eaten so much power chili
my body has adapted.
486
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,149
It's starting to crave it
like water or air.
487
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,585
My party's tomorrow
and the vendors
are impossible.
488
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,355
I'm a boy. I can't plan
the hugest party ever!
489
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,256
Mom could have
done it easily.
490
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:35,059
Too bad she's busy
ruining my life.
491
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,160
I need her.
492
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:36,828
Say it again!
493
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,396
Say it!
I take it back.
494
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,731
Adam needs you!
495
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,232
Focus on him and not me.
496
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,166
What?
What's wrong?
497
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,135
He misses being
your little schmoopaloo.
498
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,504
I admit it.
He's the best son.
499
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,138
Take him back.
500
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,274
Aww. You really
miss your mama?
501
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,376
Okay, fine. I do.
502
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,378
I miss you getting me
everything I ever wanted
503
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:57,081
through fear, intimidation,
and remorseless perseverance.
504
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,419
That is the nicest thing
anyone's ever said to me.
505
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,554
Come to Mama.
506
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,090
But I still feel awful.
507
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,592
I just can't
live with the idea
508
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,361
that you think
I love Adam more than you.
509
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,463
No. Adam's your baby.
510
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,264
Always will be.
511
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,233
And, man,
I am more than okay with that.
512
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,336
Okay, so party's tomorrow.
What exactly do you need?
513
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,805
Everything.
Everything?
514
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,807
Don't panic.
Give me a phone book.
515
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,009
Mama's got to see a man
about a mini horse.
516
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,578
As my mom set out
to save the party of the year,
517
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,580
my dad realized
he needed to save Erica
518
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,750
from throwing away
something she loved.
519
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:33,751
Can we talk?
520
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:34,786
Like, just you and me,
521
00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:36,754
or is everyone who matters
in my life
522
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,589
standing outside the door?
523
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,258
I messed up.
524
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,659
I, uh, wanted to be better
525
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:46,230
than all those other
crazy dads and protect you,
526
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,934
but I only made things
way worse.
527
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:50,868
It's just...
528
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,170
It's not easy seeing
529
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:57,442
my peanut all grown up
and dating guys.
530
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,044
Well, I guess we both
got carried away.
531
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,579
I mean, I was ready
to stay with some dude
532
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,715
just to prove you wrong.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
533
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,550
And the worst part?
534
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,052
I'm really gonna miss
being in that cover band.
535
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,155
Just because you broke up
with the guy...
536
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,725
doesn't mean you got to
break up with the band.
537
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,261
Battle of the Bands.
Who's in?
538
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,530
Me. I'll literally do
whatever you want.
539
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:19,931
Not you.
540
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,267
I want to form a Rush
cover band, just the girls.
541
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,570
Dude, does it have to be Rush?
542
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,139
Answer after you listen.
543
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,475
(TOM SAWYER PLAYS)
544
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,376
BOTH: Whoa.
545
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,580
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
546
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,485
¶ A modern-day warrior
547
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,786
¶ Mean, mean stride
548
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,020
¶ Today's Tom Sawyer
549
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,623
¶ Mean, mean pride
550
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,391
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
551
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,060
I love you, Erica!
552
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,233
Okay, everybody!
Party faces right now!
553
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,601
And 3, 2, 1!
554
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,703
¶ Though his mind
is not for rent
555
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,538
ALL: Happy birthday!
556
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,707
And so began the most epic
557
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,442
middle-school party
of all time.
558
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,512
¶ Riding out the day's events
Hell yeah!
559
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,348
¶ The river
560
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,584
Whoa!
561
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,323
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
562
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,798
¶ What you say
About his company
563
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,735
¶ Is what you say
about society
564
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,538
¶ Catch the mist,
catch the myth
565
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,707
¶ Catch the mystery,
catch the drift
566
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,843
Cue the mini horse.
567
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,077
(CHEERING)
568
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,746
(HORSE WHINNIES)
569
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,248
Mini horse!
570
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,384
In mini sneakers!
¶ The world is
571
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,019
¶ The world is
572
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:52,023
¶ Love and life are deep
573
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:58,462
¶ Maybe as his eyes are wide
574
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,967
¶ Today's Tom Sawyer
575
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,001
¶ He gets high on you
576
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,469
¶ And the space he invades
577
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,405
¶ He gets by on you
578
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,806
(CHEERING)
579
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,708
(WHINNIES)
580
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,644
BOY: Awesome camera cake!
581
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,446
(CHEERING)
582
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,616
That fateful night, my sister
realized she didn't need a boy
583
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,751
to achieve
her rock-'n'-roll dreams,
584
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,521
and I realized I may not
have been the best son,
585
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:27,391
but I definitely had
the best mom.
586
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,994
(MOUTHING)
587
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:33,598
And obviously
the best dance moves.
588
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:42,440
BEVERLY: Well, Adam hopes
some day to make real movies,
589
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,375
like his idol,
Steven Spielberg.
590
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,812
And maybe someday
this will become
a real one for you.
591
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,647
ADAM: I'd like
to thank everybody.
592
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,815
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)
593
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,850
My family.
594
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:53,451
And my friends.
595
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,220
And... And everybody
for making this possible.
596
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,155
Thanks for being there
when I needed you.
597
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,223
(BELL DINGS)
598
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,158
(CHEERING)
599
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,831
(80'S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
600
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,035
'Sup, Erica?
601
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:11,802
Want to go out to my Jetta
602
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,771
and listen to a little
Exit...Stage Left?
603
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,307
Rush? That's, like,
so last week.
604
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,041
We're into The Cure now.
605
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,677
Can you guys, like, clue me in
a little next time?
606
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,480
This horsehair ponytail
was expensive!
607
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,750
Whoa.
608
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,518
Are you me?
609
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,655
I've had way too much
fudge today.