1 00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:03,002 ADULT ADAM: Nothing feels more magical than first love. 2 00:00:03,004 --> 00:00:06,038 As a kid, you fall so hard and feel so much, 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,008 it makes the first breakup that much more painful. 4 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:11,143 It had been months since Dana and I split, 5 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,779 and I decided it was time to move on. 6 00:00:13,781 --> 00:00:16,815 Thankfully, my big bro was there to help. 7 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:17,683 Dude, what are you doing? 8 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:21,153 Feathering my hair like famed lady killer Robert Lowe. 9 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,522 No. Watch and learn. 10 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,261 Now that's what the ladies like. 11 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:32,131 It looks super wet but somehow it's dry and crispy. 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,267 ADULT ADAM: Even though I decided against the flammable helmet head, 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,536 I was starting to feel like I was back on my game. 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:40,239 And what do you know, girls were checking me out. 15 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,374 (CHUCKLES) A lot! Like, too much. 16 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:46,278 Almost as if they weren't even looking at me... Ah, damn it! 17 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,746 Stupid handsome Ben. 18 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:50,049 Can you walk somewhere else? 19 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:50,649 Sure thing, pal. 20 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,751 ADULT ADAM: Finding a new Dana was gonna be tough, 21 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,753 so I turned to my sister's poster gallery 22 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:57,923 of beloved '80s heartthrobs for inspiration. 23 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:00,526 Such kind eyes. Is that the trick? 24 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,062 ADULT ADAM: And then reality hit me. 25 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,730 What are you doing to my Donnie? 26 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,965 These bros get all the girls. 27 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,367 Now that Dana and I broke up, 28 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:09,835 I've got to learn their secrets. 29 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:12,071 Well, for starters, they don't have wonky voices, 30 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:14,073 and they don't cry at The Muppet Movie. 31 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:17,009 If Rainbow Connection doesn't move you to tears, 32 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,677 then you're not alive. 33 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:19,244 What happened? 34 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,013 (STUTTERS) It's like I'm totally invisible to girls. 35 00:01:21,015 --> 00:01:24,116 At this rate, I'll never get another Dana. 36 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,285 Dude, getting girls is easy. 37 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:27,853 You don't know anything about girls. 38 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,854 All you need is a hook, 39 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,589 something that makes you stand out. 40 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:33,725 Yeah? And what's your hook? 41 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,461 Turtlenecks. 42 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,762 Sexy and comfortable. 43 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,263 Still upset about Dana, huh? 44 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,899 Lucky for you, I actually know a girl who's super into you. 45 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:44,803 Really? Mom, Adam's feeling unloved! 46 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:46,438 Wait, what? 47 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:46,972 Is my baby sad? 48 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:50,709 Well, look out, 'cause the cuddle coyote is stalking you! 49 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,578 Why? Stay out of my room. 50 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:55,280 I'm coming for snuggies. (SNORTING) 51 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:57,449 (GRUNTING) 52 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,917 (HOWLS) 53 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,085 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 54 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:04,456 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 55 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:07,426 ¶ I don't know the future 56 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:11,296 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 57 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,799 ADULT ADAM: It was March 23, 1980-something 58 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,000 and Barry was planning for his future 59 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,904 by watching the ambassador of the wealthy, Robin Leach. 60 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:19,304 Hey. 61 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,740 Robin Leach was about to explain why I need a wine butler. 62 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:25,677 Too bad. You're supposed to be studying for the PSAT! 63 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:26,211 And I finished. 64 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,814 I did every practice exam in the whole book. 65 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,149 Oh, is that right? Explain this. 66 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:33,652 The correct answers just happened to form the Van Halen logo. 67 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,454 BEVERLY: And a dog? Woof. 68 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,588 A peace sign. 69 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,056 Pac-Man. I love that game. 70 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,925 And some hideous googly-eyed monster. 71 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,193 Well, that's actually you. 72 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,061 Well, I'm putting this on the fridge, 73 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:43,762 but I'm still enraged. 74 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,899 Let's just nip this conversation in the butt. 75 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:47,733 Tests just aren't for me. 76 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:52,004 ADULT ADAM: When it came to college, my dad did what he never did, 77 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,005 get involved. 78 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:53,972 Moron! (CLEARS THROAT) 79 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:57,609 You're gonna throw your whole life away like a moron, moron? 80 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,110 Wait! 81 00:02:58,112 --> 00:03:01,713 Did you just actually abandon your chair and TV to get involved? 82 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,183 Look, you're gonna prepare for that test. 83 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,351 Your whole damn future depends on it. 84 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,253 Don't worry about my future. 85 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,122 Trust me, I have a million awesome options. 86 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,323 I don't want to hear your options. 87 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,225 NBA superstar power forward, 88 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,894 professional ninja, successful Eskimo, 89 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:16,795 a.k.a. success-kimo, 90 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,698 and as a fallback, billionaire entrepreneur. 91 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,699 Spell "entrepreneur." 92 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,868 "A"... Get in the car! 93 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:29,575 Hey, this isn't the zoo. 94 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:33,912 You're taking a PSAT prep course. Out! 95 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,815 Hello, and what educational stretches 96 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,283 are we looking to strengthen today? 97 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,385 Actually, I won't waste your time. 98 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,820 I'll just wait here and make small talk 99 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,722 until my dad circles around the block 100 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,524 to make sure I didn't bail. 101 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:46,858 After that, I'm out. 102 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,894 Are you sure that... Bup-bup! 103 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,297 He's taking a lap to check in on me, 104 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,765 and... 105 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,600 Suck it. 106 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,735 ADULT ADAM: As Barry was ditching the class, 107 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,303 I was facing the sad reality 108 00:03:58,305 --> 00:04:01,106 that I'd never find a girl like Dana. 109 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:01,673 Poor kid. 110 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,976 He's been a wreck since he broke up with Dana. 111 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,278 I know. It breaks my heart to see him like this. 112 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,748 Past two years, all he's cared about is a girl. 113 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,850 But now I've got my snuggle muffin back. 114 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:14,086 Yeah, you really sound torn up about it. 115 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,787 I'm just saying it'll be nice 116 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:18,957 to finally spend some time with him again. 117 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:19,691 'Cause the fact is, 118 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:23,128 nothing heals a broken heart faster than mom time. 119 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,731 Did you say faster or weirder? 120 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,366 BEVERLY: Ooh! It's on. It's on. 121 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,934 Kiddo, come watch with us! 122 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,636 This is history in the making. 123 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,404 David Copperfield is gonna walk 124 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,172 through the Great Wall of China. 125 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:35,540 ADULT ADAM: Long before David Blaine, 126 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,410 we had the original rock star magician, 127 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,278 David Copperfield. 128 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:42,114 His mind-blowing tricks were truly event TV. 129 00:04:42,116 --> 00:04:45,284 Levitating over the Grand Canyon is one thing, 130 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,119 but this is just plain crazy. 131 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:50,389 There is no magic in this world. Love is dead. 132 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:54,092 But I'll watch 'cause I'm so alone. Yay. 133 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,427 (FLATLINING) 134 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,297 Oh, no, he's flatlining! 135 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,465 Go back, David! It's not worth it! 136 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,435 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield must be beside themselves! 137 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:05,671 You do know that walking through a solid wall 138 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:09,074 of ancient Chinese rocks is humanly... 139 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:09,574 Oh, balls! 140 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:14,246 Oh, you gave us quite a scare, you handsome bastard. 141 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:15,580 So handsome. Mmm-mmm. 142 00:05:15,582 --> 00:05:18,283 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I was put under the spell. 143 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:19,785 Miss Heather Thomas. (CROWD APPLAUDING) 144 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,887 ADULT ADAM: It wasn't just the trick that impressed me. 145 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:24,723 It was that Copperfield oozed cool. 146 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:25,857 Magic was the ultimate hook, 147 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:29,795 and with it, the ladies would fall under my spell. 148 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,430 EMMY: What the hell is this, dude? 149 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,665 Isn't it awesome? Magic's my big hook! 150 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,334 Was juggling already taken, nerd? 151 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,337 Trust me, there's one thing I know about women. 152 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,138 They love magic. 153 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:40,906 Watch and learn. 154 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,442 Yo, Lisa! You like flowers? 155 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:45,010 Yeah. Ta-da! 156 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,813 Gah! Wrong button. Give me a sec. 157 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,114 Why won't you stiffen? 158 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,782 Stiffen, damn it! 159 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:51,750 EMMY: Wow, good trick. 160 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:54,486 You made the girl completely disappear. 161 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,622 Um, are you the kid from the paper? 162 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:01,727 I... Oh, wow, yes. Me him paper. 163 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,595 Well, my mom wants to hire you 164 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,630 for my little brother's birthday party. 165 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,799 Um, you any good? 166 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:08,166 Good? 167 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,702 We're talking illusion, sleight of hand, 168 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,337 real Jedi mind-trick stuff. 169 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:15,140 Then this is the party you're looking for. 170 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:18,009 You understood my Star Wars reference? 171 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,044 Party's on Saturday. 172 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,780 And you should probably get a new picture for your ad. 173 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,349 You're a lot cuter in person. 174 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,284 ADULT ADAM: It was a miracle! 175 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,053 Or was it magic? 176 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:28,620 See that? 177 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,456 All thanks to magic, I just found my new Dana. 178 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,791 Do you think it'll be a problem 179 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,926 you don't actually know magic? 180 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:36,161 Oh, 100%. 181 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:38,063 ADULT ADAM: But I was going to learn, 182 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:40,165 which was something Barry was still resisting. 183 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,001 Dudes, where you been? I've been waiting a freakin' hour! 184 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,169 Why are you sitting in that thing? 185 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,370 'Cause I stole it from the food mart 186 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,039 so we could take turns smashing it into the Dumpsters. Duh. 187 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:50,442 Sorry, bro. PSAT study group ran late. 188 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:52,511 PSAT study group? For what? 189 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,746 Um, to, like, get into college and get jobs and stuff. 190 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,115 What are you talking about? You're Madman Schwartz. 191 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,752 You're gonna be a successful WWF villain hated by millions. 192 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,953 Naturally, but as a fallback, 193 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,423 I'll probably be an ophthalmologist like my dad, 194 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,891 Eyeman Schwartz. What? 195 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,926 Cogan, talk some sense into this lunatic. 196 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,561 Actually, I'm the one that gave him the idea. 197 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,130 I'm thinking about doing premed. That's not the dream. 198 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,065 You're gonna be a female body inspector. 199 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,702 Turns out, that's not a real job, just a hilarious t-shirt. 200 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,371 Okay, Naked Rob, my rock. 201 00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,607 Please tell me you're still gonna be a steel drummer on a clothing-optional beach. 202 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,777 Well, I was thinking about getting my degree in musical engineering. 203 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,179 It'll require clothes, but at some point, 204 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,847 a boy's got to become a man. 205 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:29,981 What the hell happened to all our plans? 206 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,017 You're making me feel like all this time in the parking lot 207 00:07:32,019 --> 00:07:33,318 smashing stuff was a complete waste of time! 208 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:38,190 Bar, all our plans were just big dreams. College is real life. 209 00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,891 Real life is for sellouts. 210 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,460 I will never give up my dreams. 211 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:44,262 My dreams are what give me my dignity. 212 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,230 Dignity, I say! 213 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,298 Good day to you, gentlemen! 214 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,634 ADULT ADAM: As Barry was pushing himself towards a dim future, 215 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,971 I was entering a magical world... 216 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,139 With my mom. 217 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:54,973 I don't know, Squishy. 218 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,376 All these fancy tricks, they're just so pricy. 219 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,546 Can't I just get you something like this? 220 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,449 I think these are aces. 221 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,652 Come on. I need Copperfield-level stuff. 222 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,489 I get the appeal of Davey C. 223 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:11,656 (CHUCKLES) I do. 224 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,591 But this is too much. 225 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,360 ADULT ADAM: It was clear if I wanted her to fund my act, 226 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,629 I'd have to do some acting of my own. 227 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:22,634 I just figured magic could be fun for both of us. 228 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,236 What exactly are you saying? 229 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,471 You know, something we could share together. 230 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,273 I mean, there's no Dana. 231 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,075 Might as well hang out with my next best lady. 232 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,776 Okay, don't (BLEEP) with me here. 233 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,112 Are you talking about mom time? 234 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,046 Yeah, sure. Say it. 235 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,148 Whatever. Say the words. Say "mom time." 236 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,783 Do we have to call it that? 237 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:39,651 Yeah. Mom time. 238 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,920 (EXCLAIMS) So, can I get the good tricks? 239 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,388 Well, I guess every good magician 240 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,824 needs a beautiful assistant they can saw in half. 241 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:48,059 Or a hands-off producer who waits in the wings. 242 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:48,994 This is gonna be so much fun! 243 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,397 You can be the Amazing Adam, and I'll be the Amazing Beverly! 244 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,699 We can't both be amazing. Gah! 245 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,067 Hey! Does somebody work here? 246 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,604 We need all your best tricks for mom time! 247 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,907 Oh. Okay. 248 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:05,944 Also, uh, somebody set the birds free. 249 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,847 Oh, boy. 250 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,350 ADULT ADAM: After getting the best tricks in the shop, 251 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,185 I picked up magic really quick. 252 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,987 Unfortunately, I also picked up 253 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,256 a focus-stealing smother sidekick. 254 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,459 The Amazing Schmoopie, everybody. 255 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,131 No wires. (CHUCKLES) 256 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,700 (COUGHING) Oh! Honey. 257 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,368 (GASPS) Aah! 258 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:31,002 Oh! 259 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,470 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 260 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,772 Just an ordinary bottle of ketchup 261 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:38,643 that I bought at the supermarket and not at the magic shop. 262 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,215 Ta-da! 263 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,218 And for my next trick, 264 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,022 I'm gonna make a plate of cookies appear from scratch. 265 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,824 (ALL CHUCKLE) 266 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,160 Well, uh, what do you think? 267 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,762 Your act is actually decent. 268 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,163 Yes! 269 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,999 And every second of it is ruined by your mom. 270 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,305 Hey, Mama, can we talk? 271 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,374 We illusionists don't need to talk. 272 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,576 We just use ESP. (CHUCKLES) 273 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,512 You know, extra-schmoopery-perception. 274 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,348 (BOTH CHUCKLE) Good stuff. 275 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,417 You can't be my assistant for the party. 276 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,185 Say what now? 277 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,221 Turns out doing a magic act with your mother is super weird. 278 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,291 Well, it's no weirder than if we were tennis partners 279 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,059 or joined a dance competition together. 280 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,596 Truth is, the reason why I did this is to impress a girl. 281 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:35,367 But you just broke up with a girl. What about mom time? 282 00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,069 Honestly, I kind of played that part of it up 283 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,337 so you'd buy me fancy tricks. 284 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:43,642 I guess all we can do now is move on. 285 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,111 Yeah, I don't think so. 286 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,279 I'm returning all your fancy tricks. 287 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,615 What? No! I looked at store policy. 288 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,817 Once the magic is unleashed, there's no returns. 289 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,388 You think a return policy has ever stopped me? 290 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,222 (LAUGHS) 291 00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,556 Then go and return the magic. 292 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:02,027 I'll come up with my own David Copperfield grand illusion! 293 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,030 Fine! Well, enjoy your mom time... 294 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,831 Without your mom. 295 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,036 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom didn't take being left behind well. 296 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,504 And neither did Barry. 297 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,438 It's crazy. 298 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,806 I mean, my entire posse 299 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,075 is suddenly all about going to college? 300 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,677 What's wrong with them? 301 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,110 Chill. 302 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,445 They're just studying a few vocab words. 303 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,280 I'm sure your best friends will still end up nobody losers. 304 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,518 That's very nice of you to say, but they seem real serious. 305 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,252 Has it ever occurred to you 306 00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,387 that perhaps you should get serious, too? 307 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,088 Barry's right. 308 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,424 Who says we have to, like, plan out our entire lives? 309 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,425 We're just kids, man. 310 00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,793 Exactly. The future's now. 311 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,562 Can't just let some stupid test define who we are. 312 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,298 That's why I didn't even open up my test results 313 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,166 and see how I did. 314 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,333 That's how little I care. 315 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,269 Wait. You took the SAT? 316 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,538 But you always said that test was a joke. 317 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,373 Oh, it is. But you got to take it. 318 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,908 Give me that! 319 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,545 Oh, no! 1,280? 320 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,213 (SCREAMS) Lainey, that's unreal! 321 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,315 I did it! Why is this happening to me? 322 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,250 Oh, sweetie, I swear this doesn't change anything. 323 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,587 So you're still gonna be a background dancer on Club MTV? 324 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,121 Oh, hell no. 325 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,124 You beginning your bright future is a complete betrayal, 326 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:06,758 but you know what? 327 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,259 It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm still gonna be 328 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,528 a rapping-basketball- ninja-rapping entrepreneur. 329 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,831 And I totally believe in you, sweetie. 330 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,566 But yeah, maybe you should study for the test. 331 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,535 Traitor! You beautiful, smart traitor! 332 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,139 ADULT ADAM: While Barry couldn't believe Lainey's betrayal, 333 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,373 I was ready to believe in the impossible. 334 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,877 Hey, kiddo, how's the magic treating you? 335 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,947 Ah, Pops, good. We have so much to discuss. 336 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,984 I pored over every magic special made by Master Copperfield, 337 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,719 as he is the standard against which 338 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,554 all us magicians judge ourselves. 339 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,924 Uh-huh. Maybe we should turn the light on. 340 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,159 After staying up all night, 341 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,496 I finally figured out how he does it, all of it. 342 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:48,166 Flying over canyons, making Lady Liberty vanish, 343 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,734 walking through walls. 344 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,136 Ooh, this sounds juicy. 345 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,037 What is it? What's the secret? 346 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,005 (WHISPERS) Magic. 347 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,939 No, yeah, I get it. 348 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,776 A real magician can't reveal his tricks, 349 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,043 but how does he do it? 350 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,345 That's just it. 351 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,714 Real actual magic. 352 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,648 Yeah, I'm not following you. 353 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,051 There's no way a human being could actually accomplish 354 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,853 what this man could do. 355 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,121 Unless it's real. 356 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,689 Still not following you. 357 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,991 Follow this! 358 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,425 Magic is real. 359 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,628 You should probably get some sleep. 360 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,162 No time! 361 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,931 I've realized the key to legitimate sorcery 362 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:20,732 is to believe. 363 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,867 If you truly have the magic in your heart, 364 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,869 you can walk through any wall. 365 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:25,570 I don't think you can. 366 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,405 I shall traverse through solid matter 367 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,176 and appear on the other side of this wall. 368 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,544 Behold! 369 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,779 (THUD) Oh, my God! 370 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,514 Oh, no! 371 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,182 Magic isn't real! 372 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,783 That's what I'm trying to tell ya! 373 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,785 You're right. I can bounce back. 374 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,087 I just have to put together a new magic act 375 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,356 that'll entertain a bunch of kids. 376 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,758 Easy. Peasy. 377 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,992 You're a smart kid. 378 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,628 You'll pull it off for sure. 379 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,163 You can't let him go through with this. 380 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,966 He'll make a fool of himself in front of new Dana. 381 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,769 Well, he should've thought of that before he lied to me 382 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,737 about mom time and broke my heart. 383 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,039 The kid is boned, Bevy. 384 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,308 He's literally walking into walls. 385 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,742 (THUD) Ow! Damn it! 386 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,344 How does the gorgeous warlock do it? 387 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,948 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was realizing the effects of destroying my show, 388 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,950 Barry was about to put on a show of his own. 389 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,318 Greetings, and thank you for coming. 390 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,554 You may have wondered why I gathered you all here today. 391 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,989 Yes, I was wondering. 392 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,958 See, I was sitting here watching MacGyver, 393 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,126 and you assembled these morons around me. 394 00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,896 First, I'd like you all to know that you're all the dearest 395 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,498 and most important people in my life. 396 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,033 And everything about you disgusts me 397 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,535 'cause you're all human garbage. 398 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,970 Appreciate the honesty. Can we go? 399 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,239 No. You may have given up your dreams 400 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,341 to become cogs in the machine. 401 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,475 But not me. 402 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,109 We discussed this. 403 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,378 You're studying and going to a good school. 404 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,480 Look, I speak for all of the JTP... 405 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,147 JTP. JTP. 406 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,183 ...when I say that being a freelance ninja for hire 407 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:45,717 is a big reach. 408 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,818 I mean, you could study with us if you want. 409 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,987 Never! Forget ninja. 410 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,388 I'm getting real here. 411 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,358 Talking about my most sensible dream. 412 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,626 Billionaire entrepreneur! 413 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,894 You do realize that entrepreneurs 414 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,464 have actual business ideas and billionaires have billions? 415 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,399 Oh, I do and I will, 416 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,300 as soon as I present the world 417 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,169 with any one of these awesome entrepreneurical ideas. 418 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,906 First up, the reverse microwave. 419 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,008 Makes things colder! 420 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,142 So, a refrigerator? 421 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,245 Next! Know about fingerless gloves? 422 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,581 How about just fingers? 423 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,449 I call it Just Fingers. 424 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,084 Did you cut up my Isotoners? 425 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,486 Next, the front pack. 426 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,554 That's just a backpack you're wearing wrong. 427 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,657 Next! A house for birds. 428 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,859 Um, that kind of already exists. 429 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,526 Not like this. 430 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,528 Mine's for the upscale bird. 431 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,964 Okay, I'm shutting it down. 432 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,132 Everyone go home. 433 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:34,999 You know what else got shut down? 434 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,268 Sir Isaac Newton when he invented the apple. 435 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:37,969 That's enough! 436 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,504 You're studying for that test. End of story. 437 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:43,308 No! I'm not even gonna take the stupid PSAT or the real one. 438 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,276 Honey, we discussed this. Everyone takes that test. 439 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,579 What's the point? We all know I'm gonna blow it like I always do. 440 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,415 Barry, you're not gonna... No, I am! 441 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,483 All I have are dreams 'cause I suck at real life, 442 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,154 and I'm supposed to sit here and watch you leave me behind? 443 00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,658 Have fun with your awesome dreams, without me in them. 444 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,498 ADULT ADAM: It was the morning of my big show, 445 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,634 and I was hoping my grand illusion 446 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,235 would impress my new Dana. 447 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,904 Oh, there you are. Perfect timing. 448 00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:16,674 Yep. So happy I didn't cancel at the last minute. 449 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,242 (STAMMERS) Unless you want me to. 450 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,077 (CHUCKLES) You're funny. 451 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,746 ADULT ADAM: And even though the Amazing Beverly 452 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,714 had taken away my best tricks, 453 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,750 the Amazing Adam still had one more up his sleeve. 454 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,553 It's showtime. (CHUCKLES) 455 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,855 Oh, thanks. 456 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,526 (MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS) 457 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,963 Welcome, Joshua Feldstein and friends. 458 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,131 I'm the Amazing Adam. 459 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,368 Witness the impossible as I levitate. 460 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,570 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 461 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,674 ALL: Whoa! 462 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,809 Yes. 463 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,443 Crap. 464 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,313 That is normal. It's a part of the trick. 465 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,114 I mean, magic. 466 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,450 I just need to re-levitate my foot. 467 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,254 Magic! 468 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,055 Hey! 469 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,723 ADULT ADAM: My act was a complete bust... (KIDS BOOING) 470 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,593 ...but then something truly magical happened. 471 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,794 (BOOING CONTINUES) 472 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,362 And that, ladies and gentlemen, 473 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,399 is what we call classic misdirection! 474 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,069 And now, time for the real show. 475 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,472 Mom! You got my good tricks back. 476 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,140 Ta-da! 477 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,410 No time to talk. Knock 'em dead, love bug. 478 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,878 Hey, Ma. 479 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,314 You know, a real magician always needs an assistant. 480 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,916 Are you sure? 481 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,885 Yeah, I'm sure. 482 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,587 (THE CARS' MAGIC PLAYS) 483 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,292 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 484 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:46,964 KIDS: Whoa. 485 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,366 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about our parents. 486 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,168 At the end of the day, they're at your side... 487 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,404 He cut me in half, but I love him twice as much. 488 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,207 ...whether you can admit you need them or not. 489 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,910 Your dopey friends said I'd find you here. 490 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,812 Just gonna sit like this all day? 491 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,947 More like the rest of my stupid life. 492 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,683 Everyone's moving on. Everybody but me. 493 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,284 Look... 494 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,087 I know I said that the only thing I care about is college, 495 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:13,858 but what I really care about is whether or not you're happy. 496 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,892 It's gonna be hard to be happy 497 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,295 when I'm stuck in this town 'cause I blew the test. 498 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,429 That's not true, Barry. 499 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,099 If you ask me, the way your brain works, 500 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,366 it's like no one else's. 501 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,001 Stop. I'm serious! 502 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,305 I've never met anyone who thinks the way you do. 503 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,473 I did come up with Just Fingers. 504 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,676 Trust me, I think you're gonna surprise everybody, 505 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:35,079 and mostly yourself if you'll just try! 506 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,049 ¶ There's magic in your eyes 507 00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:38,883 Thanks, Dad. 508 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,218 ¶ I got a hold on you 509 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:40,852 Let's go home. 510 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,420 ¶ Got a hold on you, I got a hold on you 511 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,122 ADULT ADAM: And even when you're at your lowest, 512 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,992 they push you to be more than you could ever dream of. 513 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,760 Check it out. Front pack. 514 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,495 Not bad, right? 515 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,597 You look injured. My spine hurts a little. 516 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,866 (SIGHS) I know I kind of freaked out. 517 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:55,700 It's just... 518 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,801 ¶ Oh, oh, it's magic 519 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,602 ...I don't want this to end. 520 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,670 Good. 'Cause no matter where I end up, 521 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,372 we'll always be together. 522 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,341 Yo, Tasty! Study group starts in five. 523 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,376 ¶ Oh, oh, it's magic Study group? I'm impressed. 524 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,079 What can I say? I'm a torkulent guy. 525 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,347 That's not a word, sweetie. 526 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,115 Got a lot of work to do. 527 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:14,986 ¶ I got a hold on you 528 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,120 ¶ Oh, twisted 529 00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,822 Thank you so much for coming. 530 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,324 ¶ Under sideways down My brother loved it. 531 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,359 Thanks. 532 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,894 We should, um, like... 533 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,162 ¶ I know you're getting twisted 534 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,530 ...do it again sometime. 535 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,631 Like, a movie? 536 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,199 ¶ And you can't calm down Oh. 537 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,102 Um... You know, I... I'm in ninth grade 538 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,505 and you're, like, in middle school. 539 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,573 So? 540 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,809 So, I'm just gonna give you the 10 bucks, 541 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,978 and thanks for coming, Alan. 542 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,482 ¶ How far can you take it 543 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,817 ¶ Till you realize 544 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,554 ¶ I got a hold on you? 545 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,222 ¶ Got a hold on you 546 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:51,989 Schmoo. 547 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,559 ¶ Got a hold on you tonight 548 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,059 You okay? 549 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,229 ¶ Got a hold on you Yeah. I'm fine. 550 00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,664 ¶ Got a hold on you 551 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,199 ¶ Got a hold on you 552 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,266 I'm not. 553 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,367 I really miss Dana. 554 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,803 ¶ Oh, oh, it's magic I know. 555 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,638 We were so good together. 556 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,107 How will I ever find that again? 557 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,075 Trust me. 558 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:11,976 You will. 559 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,477 ¶ Oh, oh, it's magic What makes you so sure? 560 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,747 If there's one thing the Amazing Adam's taught me, 561 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,450 there's plenty of magic in the world. 562 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,185 ADULT ADAM: When you're growing up, 563 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,920 you can't always avoid heartache. 564 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,722 Here, let me help you with that. (SNIFFLES) 565 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057 ¶ Oh, oh, it's magic But if you're lucky, 566 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,025 a little mom time can help you through it. 567 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,361 ¶ It's magic And that's pure magic. 568 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,396 (LAUGHING) I... I couldn't resist. 569 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,499 ¶ Oh, oh Oh, oh, it's magic 570 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,235 ¶ Just a little... ¶ 571 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,307 Now, here's our magic magician! 572 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,582 Gregarious. 573 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,217 Sociable. 574 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,519 Sociable. 575 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:56,320 Friendly. 576 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,723 Wow, are you still studying? 577 00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,757 Even better. 578 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,458 According to science, 579 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,627 if I play this tape on a loop as I sleep, 580 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,195 my brain will sponge up all the information, 581 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,931 then, boom, my days are still free to be awesome. 582 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,166 Why can't you just do things like a normal person? 583 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,235 I guess I'm just a character. 584 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,503 (SIGHS) 585 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,572 See ya in the morning, knowledge. 586 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,775 VOICE ON TAPE: Intrepid, fearless. 587 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,477 Whoa! Wait. 588 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,878 Erica! Come quick! 589 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,981 I'm the smartest man in the world! 590 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,917 Ask me anything. What does gregarious mean? 591 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,952 To be like Greg. 592 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,055 Who's Greg? Ah, it didn't work.