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ADULT ADAM:
Back in the '80s,
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everyone had their favorite
guitar-shredding rock god.
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But there's only one
musical bad boy
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who rocked my world.
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Weird Al.
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Dare to be stupid?
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You know it!
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Weird Al made me want
to write comedy.
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The way he'd parody a pop song
never ceased to amaze me.
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Is that my Cher wig
from Halloween?
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Darn right.
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Can I borrow some hair spray?
I think I need more body.
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You are so weird.
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Weird Al even inspired me
to write my own parody songs.
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Good news, bro.
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I've decided to honor you
in song.
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It's about time!
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You know the Wang Chung song
Everybody have fun tonight?
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Well, I changed all the lyrics
to make them all about you.
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Ah, you've improved the song.
Let's hear it.
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¶ Everybody have fun tonight
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¶ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight
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¶ Barry's gonna
kick your ass tonight ¶
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Yep, Weird Al
was my comic muse,
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and I finally had the chance
to see him live.
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Mom, I have the single
greatest news on the planet.
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You have that
terrible disease that
makes you stop growing,
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and you're gonna stay
my little schmoopie forever.
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No. Weird Al is playing
at the Mann Music Center.
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And you want to take
your mama as your date. Aw.
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Stop hearing
what you want and listen.
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He has two shows
this week,
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and Dana's in town
visiting her grandma.
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I'll surprise her
with tickets!
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While I find his
Hawaiian shirts festive,
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you're much too young
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to go to a family-friendly
comedy show unsupervised.
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Please, you have to say yes.
Dana's the love of my life.
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(GROANS)
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I mean, after you.
(GROANS)
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The best mama in the world.
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(GROANS)
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I'll let you sniff the top
of my head for two seconds.
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Thirty.
Five.
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Ten.
Five.
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Thirty.
Done.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 12,
1980-something,
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the day my brother actually
got involved in school.
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What's that?
Just a lame old
sign-up sheet
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for kids that want to
become peer counselors.
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(CHUCKLES) It's a boring
old club for nerds.
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You're not a nerd,
are you?
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'Cause this here,
this is nerd city.
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Sign me up.
What? No.
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You're underselling it,
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which means it's awesome,
and I want in.
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(SIGHS)
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Look, Mr. Goldberg,
I have dreamt of starting
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a peer-counseling program
at this school for years.
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I need emotionally
mature students
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who are a healing presence
in school.
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Well, you just got yourself
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an officially licensed
school therapist.
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No! Wow.
Do not tell people that.
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It's too late.
I signed the sheet,
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which means I can advise
anyone on anything,
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and they have to
listen to me.
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That's not what it means.
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Fellas, I've recently become
a fully licensed and bonded
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medical psychiatrist,
so if any of you want
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to work through
your personal issues,
this is your safe space.
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I really miss
my grandpa.
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You're short, be taller.
Boom. Next!
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There's this girl I like,
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but she won't give me
the time of day.
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Well, that's 'cause
you suck at nunchucks, bro.
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The fastest way to a girl's
heart is some sweet chuckin'.
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Boom. Next!
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I feel like my father
doesn't respect me.
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So be less boring.
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Boom! Next!
No, stop!
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No one listen to a word
this douche-monger just said.
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Naked Rob, just open up
to your dad a bit.
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Nothing earns respect more
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than being honest
with how you feel.
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And, Andy,
it's perfectly normal
to miss your grandpa,
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no matter
what size you are.
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And, you, this girl,
who's clearly me,
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just wants to be friends.
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My heart hurts,
but I appreciate
the open communication,
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and it only
makes me like you more.
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Well, well.
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God gives you one Goldberg
and counters it with another.
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You're right.
She's the worst.
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JTP out.
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Erica, look, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush
about this.
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I need you to become
a peer counselor.
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You're smart,
you're popular,
and only you can undo
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the terrible damage
that your brother
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is going to wreak
upon this school.
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I appreciate
the offer, but--
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I'll give you an "A"
in any class you want.
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What? You can do that?
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Open up a file cabinet
and make a mark with my pen?
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(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, I can do that.
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Seems wrong to give me
an "A" in gym
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when I've been
cutting all year.
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That said,
I won't notice
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'cause I'll be too busy
counseling peers and stuff.
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(CHUCKLES) Deal.
(MILK CARTON CLATTERS)
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Here's your
informational binder
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and your therapy puppet.
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This is usually
for smaller kids,
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but the burners
like it, too. (CHUCKLES)
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ADULT ADAM: As Erica
was getting ready
to connect with others,
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I was about to reconnect
with the love of my life.
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Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Dana.
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I brought you some
coffee beans from Seattle.
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Aw. That is so thoughtful
for someone who drinks coffee.
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I don't.
I'm a tea drinker.
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You've known me
for two years,
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but thanks
for the partial gift, Dana.
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That's very sweet.
(CHUCKLES)
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Adam, Dana brought me
a bag of beans!
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Dana Eleanor Caldwell,
are you ready
for the greatest,
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most romantic weekend
of your life?
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(GIGGLES)
In this box,
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I've prepared
our greatest hits,
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and we're gonna
tackle each one.
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Laser tag,
ALF marathon,
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Super Mario Bros.,
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pogo ball.
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You in?
Um, sure,
it's been a while.
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Come on! Pogo balling
is just like riding a bike.
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Oh! We should
also ride bikes.
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Classic us. (GIGGLES)
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ADULT ADAM:
But to our surprise,
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our greatest hits
suddenly felt like misses.
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Pogoing on a ball is fun.
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Well, it's kind of hard
in these jellies.
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But they're cute, right?
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Yeah, they're shoes.
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We were off to a slow start,
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but a romantic
Beefaroni dinner
would change that.
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Is it me,
or did your tree house
get smaller?
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No. Same size.
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Guess it's us
who got bigger.
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You want an Ecto Cooler?
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Chef Boyardee himself
recommends it with the beef.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna
grab a Perrier.
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(THUDS)
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Balls!
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Maybe I should
spend a little time
with my grandma.
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No, wait!
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I actually have
a big surprise for you.
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You and me are going to our
first rock concert together!
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No way! Who is it?
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Only the greatest artist
of our time.
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Madonna?
Better!
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The Police?
Better!
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Michael Jackson?
Well, he's worked
with all three,
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but in a way,
he's improved their work
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by making it super funny!
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(GASPS)
Weird Al Yankovic!
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The guy who sings about food.
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Sure, some songs
are about food,
like Eat it, Lasagna,
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I love rocky road,
and My bologna.
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But he also sings about
love and life and hernias!
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I didn't realize
you were still into him.
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And the best part...
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I got us Al shirts
to wear to the concert.
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Ladies' choice.
(CHUCKLES)
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But if I were a lady,
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I'd want to see my man
in a jungle tiger pattern.
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Rawr!
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As I was planning
our big date,
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Erica helped Naked Rob
make a big breakthrough.
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I can't thank you enough
for all the help with my dad.
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I really think
we turned a corner.
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That's my job, Naked Robert.
I'm here for you.
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So great to have someone
I can trust and--
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How dare you!
What?
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Healing my nutjob friends
behind my back?
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You're not legally authorized
for that.
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Only I am!
Not anymore, pal.
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Mr. Glascott asked me,
and you know what?
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It feels awesome
to actually help people.
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Unlike you, who just leaves
behind a wake of broken souls.
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All you did was
charm Naked Rob
with your feminine wiles.
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If it was anyone else,
I'd totally out-counsel you.
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It's adorable
you think that.
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Then I challenge you
to a counsel-off.
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Name anyone.
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First one to fix
that person's brain
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is crowned
champion adviser.
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First of all, not a word,
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and second,
when you lose, you quit.
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Same goes for you,
sucker.
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Go ahead.
Pick anybody.
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The more depressed,
the better.
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Do you even know
what the signs of
depression actually are?
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Of course!
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I just need you
to say them so you can
understand them better.
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(SIGHS) Fine.
Number one, fatigue.
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Will you two stop yapping?
I'm exhausted from a hard day.
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Number two, lethargy.
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(GROANING) Oh, so far.
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Number three, irritability.
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I told you two morons,
put the remote
in the side pocket!
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Four, persistent
aches and pains.
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(GROANS) Oh, now I hurt
my back from stretching!
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Five, mood swings.
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Eh, Love Boat's on!
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And finally,
sudden exhaustion.
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(SNORING)
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BOTH: Dad!
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All right, first one
to fix that man's
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crippling depression wins.
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This is gonna be
really hard.
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(SNORING)
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ADULT ADAM:
As Erica and Barry
were playing therapist,
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Dana and I were playing
Mario Bros.,
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but even though
we were on the same side,
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we felt miles apart.
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Hey, snuggle bunny,
and also Dana.
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Gear up, we're gonna leave
in five minutes.
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Even though we all agree
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Adam should be taking me
to his first comedy concert.
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The good news is
Adam will be
all yours soon enough.
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What do you mean?
Look at how they're playing
"super immigrant plumbers."
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Their thumbs are in it,
but their hearts aren't.
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No way. Adam and Dana
are as solid as ever.
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Did you see them pogo ball?
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That's a sport for lovers,
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and they were just
going through the motions.
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Oh, my God. No!
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Adam and Dana
are so wonderful together!
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Since when do you like Dana?
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I adore the girl.
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Got to say, I'm surprised,
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given all the
passive-aggressive
interactions,
248
00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:39,217
not to mention
the aggressive-aggressive
ones.
249
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:43,955
But deep down, I think she's
sweet and kind and beautiful,
250
00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,758
and it helps that
she lives 3,000 miles away
251
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,461
and I get Adam
98% of the time!
252
00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,830
That's the whole problem
right there, Bevy.
253
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,298
They've been apart
too long.
254
00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,101
Let's hope that Weird Al
is just what they need
255
00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,236
to bring them
back together.
256
00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:58,870
What?
257
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,071
CROWD: (CHANTING)
Weird Al!
258
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:04,476
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
Weird Al!
259
00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:05,310
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
260
00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,778
Oh, my God.
This is amazing!
261
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,680
We got to get a photo
of the two of us.
262
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,614
Yeah, that'd be nice!
263
00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:13,218
Make sure you get
Weird Al's whole body in it.
264
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,022
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
265
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:24,462
ADULT ADAM:
Barry and Erica's
counsel-off was on.
266
00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:26,031
It was a mano-a-mano battle
267
00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,366
of who could fix Dad first.
268
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,368
Hey, big guy.
269
00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,370
How you feeling today?
You look sad.
270
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,305
Are you sad?
Can I help?
271
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:36,508
I'm not giving you money.
I'm not here for money.
272
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,309
I'm here for you.
273
00:09:37,311 --> 00:09:38,510
You're afraid
to open up to me.
274
00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:41,913
Feels like we can tackle this
with some word association.
275
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,248
You ready?
No.
276
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,683
Abandonment.
Stop.
277
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:45,517
Family.
Go!
278
00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:47,586
Love.
Leave!
279
00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:48,820
You seem angry, bro.
280
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,889
Know what cures me
when I'm angry?
281
00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,757
Screaming into something.
282
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,559
Here. Try my rage pillow.
283
00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,460
It'll make you
feel better.
284
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,363
What? You're supposed
to yell in it,
not throw it at me!
285
00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:01,066
What's the matter with you?
That's my favorite pillow!
286
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,667
I do feel better.
287
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:03,468
ERICA: Hey, Mur-man.
288
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,403
It's safe to tell me
your dark secrets.
289
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,472
What's with the puppet?
What's going on?
290
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,106
Get out of here!
291
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,876
You're getting sleepy.
When you wake up--
292
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,878
What the hell's
wrong with you two?
293
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,513
Forget what
that dope's doing.
294
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,716
All I'm looking for
is a smile on your face.
295
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,251
Let me see that smile.
Yeah, smile for Barry.
296
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,052
No.
Shut up.
297
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,921
Smile for Erica!
Fine.
298
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:26,658
If I smile,
will you both leave?
299
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,426
Mmm-hmm.
300
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,429
That's your smile? Why?
God, what is that?
301
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:32,864
Yeah, this is
what you wanted.
302
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,165
It's so wrong
and disturbing!
303
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,000
Look at it!
Stop it!
304
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,636
Look at the joy on my face!
Are you my dad?
305
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,037
Now get over here
and hug me!
306
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,472
This was a terrible mistake!
I'm so sorry!
307
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:43,375
No, wait! Don't leave me
alone with that face!
Oh, my God!
308
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,143
That's right!
Run!
309
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,144
Okay, that didn't count.
310
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,813
Just pick someone else
we can counselor-ate.
311
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,681
Forget the competition!
312
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:53,084
Don't you realize we have
a dad who can't even smile?
313
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,053
That's like
an actual problem.
314
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,187
I see what you're saying.
315
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,123
You forfeit! Barry wins.
The puppet's mine.
316
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,891
Forget the puppet!
I want the puppet!
317
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,194
Take the stupid puppet.
I'll just help Dad myself.
318
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,397
Damn it. You've made this
a hollow victory.
319
00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:06,598
And now I'm worried.
Wait up.
320
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,868
As Barry and Erica were
on a mission to help my dad,
321
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,170
I was on a mission
to meet my hero.
322
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,371
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Look! There he is!
323
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,907
His glasses are
so much bigger
in real life.
324
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,743
People, please,
please, please,
settle down.
325
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,778
No, we're too far back.
326
00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,946
Come on. Let's elbow
our way to the front.
327
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,449
Can we maybe just do
something more fun instead?
328
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,283
How can you say that?
329
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,985
Wasn't it fun
when we slow-danced
330
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,319
to I Think I'm a Clone Now?
331
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,188
Only 'cause I like
the Tiffany song.
332
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,558
I closed my eyes
and imagined
the original lyrics.
333
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,125
You faked it?
334
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,429
I just don't like Weird Al
like I used to, okay?
335
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:37,796
Ouch!
336
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,598
Not gonna lie,
random child.
That stings.
337
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,834
Oh, God.
I'm sorry, Mr. Weird.
338
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,803
Mr. Al.
She didn't mean it.
339
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,603
Sounded like she did, bro.
340
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,138
Please don't judge me
by her words.
341
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,640
I don't even know her.
Adam!
342
00:11:48,642 --> 00:11:50,842
How do you know my name,
strange lady?
343
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,545
Seriously?
You're picking him
over me?
344
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:54,412
I don't know what to do!
345
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,114
I've never been asked
to choose between
346
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,849
two people I love equally.
347
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,884
I'm so out of here.
348
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:00,585
Fine! Go!
349
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,221
I'll just be here
cold chillin' with
my new best buddy, Al.
350
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:07,492
Ooh. (CHUCKLES)
I really wouldn't make me
part of your plan.
351
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,628
Look. I didn't even
want to be here.
352
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,396
I just wanted to hang out,
353
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,799
not ride bikes
or play laser tag
or pogo ball.
354
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:20,004
What are you saying?
I just don't think
we get each other anymore.
355
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,042
Ooh!
356
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,711
She looks super mad!
357
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,146
Kind of like that time
I asked Prince
358
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:34,419
if I could turn
When doves cry
into When spuds fry.
359
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,020
You know,
spuds are potatoes.
360
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:36,721
No, it's genius.
361
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,091
It's just...
things are so bad with Dana.
362
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,593
You know,
sounds to me like
363
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,062
you and Agnes
just drifted apart.
364
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,798
Doesn't mean you don't
love each other, Todd.
365
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,966
You just grew up.
366
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,936
As Dana was slipping away,
Erica and Barry were trying
367
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,571
to get a grip
on my dad's depression.
368
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:57,041
You kids made
the right choice
coming to old Glascott.
369
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:57,609
Let's do this.
370
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:00,512
Well, technically,
we came to you
for a recommendation.
371
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,147
And I recommended myself.
372
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:04,048
I come highly recommended.
(CHUCKLES)
373
00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:08,253
Look, if anyone knows
the ins and outs
of depression,
374
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:08,720
it's me.
375
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,589
I'm proud to say that
I've slayed that dragon
many a time.
376
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,392
Dad's coming down the hall.
Get in position.
377
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,228
Mr. Goldberg.
378
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:17,896
Got your call.
379
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,331
What'd these morons do that
I had to leave work early?
380
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,633
Please, have a seat,
Mr. Goldberg.
381
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,502
We need to have
a very serious discussion
382
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,136
about you.
Me?
383
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,807
Your kids are concerned
that you might have
a real case of the blues.
384
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,776
Luckily, I'm here to help,
and so is Carl.
385
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:35,113
He's a real sad sack, too.
Why don't you two talk?
386
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,315
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Hey, Mr. Goldberg.
387
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,116
What's up, buddy?
388
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,951
What's with everybody
and puppets?
389
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:40,785
You can talk to me.
390
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,487
Is that what this
is all about?
391
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,588
You're worried about me?
392
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,224
You're very moody
and sleepy and angry.
393
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:49,561
And you sit a lot.
I'm not depressed.
394
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:49,994
I'm a dad!
395
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,329
(NORMAL VOICE)
Let me get this straight.
396
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,031
You don't struggle
getting out of bed
every morning
397
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:53,932
because, what's the point?
No.
398
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,901
You don't desperately
fear being alone
again at Thanksgiving?
399
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,971
No.
You've never faced the bottom
of an ice-cream pint
400
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,173
and thought, "Screw it.
I'm going again"?
401
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,475
No.
You don't write "Help me"
402
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,177
in the steam
on the shower door?
403
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,078
What?
Nothing.
404
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,747
Okay, well, look.
I'm glad that we could
help you, Mr. Goldberg.
405
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,951
If you guys don't mind,
I need to take
a personal day.
406
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,253
Hey, kiddo.
407
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,655
I know you're hurting,
but you're never gonna be
408
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,458
over one girl
until you're under the next.
409
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,794
Whoa!
Shut the (BLEEP) up, Dad.
410
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,197
What he means is
don't give up on Dana.
411
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:26,998
We can still fix this.
412
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,568
But Al's my number one hero,
and I believe
anything he says.
413
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,971
What exactly did
Weird Al say to you?
414
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,139
All that matters
is that he was right.
415
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,675
People change
and love dies.
416
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,777
ADULT ADAM:
At that moment,
all my mom wanted
417
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,246
was to fix my broken heart.
418
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,082
And so she did
the only logical thing.
419
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,284
Weird Al!
Over here, Weird Al!
420
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,720
We need to talk!
It's about love!
421
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,154
(CLATTERS)
Who said that?
422
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,956
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
423
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,992
Who is this
who speaks of love?
424
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,927
(SIGHS) Beverly Goldberg.
425
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,897
I'm sure you remember
my delicious boy, Adam.
Of course.
426
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:03,101
Super-tall mute dude
with dreadlocks
and a droopy eye?
427
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,903
Please tell him I said...
428
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,840
No, look.
You made him think
his relationship was over,
429
00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,308
and now you're gonna fix it.
430
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,010
It's not happening.
Oh, it's happening.
431
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,244
You're gonna
get on that tour bus,
432
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,347
take it into the suburbs,
and put on a private concert
433
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,616
for Adam and Dana
with all their favorite songs.
434
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,652
Such as?
Every rose has its thorn.
435
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,120
Every toe has its corn?
436
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,621
The wind beneath my wings.
437
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,056
The bed above my springs.
438
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,392
Material girl.
Bacterial Earl!
439
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,927
Heaven is a place on earth.
440
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,995
Kevin is a dude with girth.
441
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,130
Careless whisper.
442
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:32,997
Your hairless sister.
443
00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:35,833
Fight the power.
Smell the flounder?
444
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:36,701
Stop it.
Listen.
445
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,570
A private concert
isn't gonna bring those
kids back together.
446
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:43,508
But do you know what can?
A mother's love.
447
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,044
You think?
Yes.
448
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,313
Only you can fix this.
449
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:52,116
Their future
is in your hands.
450
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,785
Thank you, Weird Al.
451
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,853
Thank you so much.
452
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:56,487
(GIGGLES)
453
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,890
Move it! I need to fix
my baby's relationship.
454
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:02,126
Okay, why do I even
pay for security?
455
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:06,864
She was clearly crazy,
and you just stood there! Ugh!
456
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,401
ADULT ADAM:
After some sage advice
from Weird Al,
457
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,937
my mom decided
to put on a show of her own.
458
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,239
There he is!
Come on in, smushie.
459
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,608
You know Dana.
Have a seat.
460
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,043
Oh, God.
What have you done?
461
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,478
What is this?
Why are you here?
462
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,714
All I'm asking
is for a minute
of your time.
463
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:26,417
After that, you can both
move on with your lives.
Please.
464
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,019
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
465
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,054
Now, what I'm about
to show you
466
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,089
was gonna be played
at your wedding,
467
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,425
so when the day comes,
act surprised.
468
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,060
(BEVERLY CHUCKLES)
469
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,128
Remember this?
470
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,396
DANA: Wow, I actually do.
471
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,665
I lost my kite,
and you gave me yours.
472
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,868
I was so nervous
talking to you.
473
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,405
That was the night
of our first kiss.
474
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,741
Yeah.
Best birthday ever.
475
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:53,044
Wait. Were you, like,
lurking around the whole time?
No.
476
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,380
Then how did you--
Moving on.
477
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,715
Dude, were you
spying on us?
478
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,383
What? No.
479
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,351
I was cleaning the closet,
and, you know--
480
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,321
Shh! Just focus on your love.
481
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:03,955
ADAM: What the...
482
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,323
You took that
hanging off the roof?
483
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,426
A photographer does
what she needs to do
to get the shot.
484
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:12,797
The point is,
it's always been
Adam and Dana.
485
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,899
You can't just
throw that away.
486
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,202
Enough!
All those photos
are in the past.
487
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,070
There's nothing to show now
488
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,573
'cause Dana lives in Seattle
and I'm stuck here.
489
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,844
It just isn't the same.
490
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,717
He's right.
491
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,987
Seeing those photos, it's...
It's not us anymore.
492
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:39,023
I just wish you two
didn't leave it like this.
493
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,625
You deserve
so much better.
494
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,194
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
495
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:46,330
I just thought
I could fix it.
496
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,166
I'm kind of surprised.
497
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,601
I always thought
you didn't like me.
498
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,603
Oh, Dana.
499
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:57,275
You'll always be
the best first love
my baby could have.
500
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,279
Besides me, of course.
501
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:01,913
(CHUCKLES)
502
00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,781
ADULT ADAM:
In that moment,
Dana realized
503
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:04,649
my mom was right.
504
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,051
We couldn't leave it
like this.
505
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,320
(KING OF SUEDE PLAYING)
506
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:18,996
¶ There's a sale
on our Gabardine suits today
507
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,598
(WINDOW OPENS)
508
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,867
¶ They're all 30% off
from yesterday
What are you doing?
509
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,736
This is how you won me over
two years ago.
510
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,372
So this is how I want
to say goodbye.
511
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:32,643
¶ There's Fortrel polyester,
leather, wool, and tweed
512
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,545
You're playing Weird Al.
513
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,614
I thought you don't
like him anymore.
514
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,382
I may have outgrown him,
515
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,585
but it doesn't mean
I still don't like him.
516
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:44,989
I just thought we'd be
together forever, you know?
517
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,691
And maybe we will.
518
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,558
But for now,
519
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,194
I think we're
supposed to be apart.
520
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,662
That still doesn't
change the fact
521
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,899
that you will always be
my first crush.
522
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,168
My first kiss.
523
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,070
My first love.
524
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,075
You keep it.
To remember me.
525
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,777
I will always
remember you, Adam.
526
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:10,047
¶ 30 years in the same
location I have stayed
527
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,583
ADULT ADAM:
Truth is, it wasn't how
I saw things ending
528
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,619
with the girl
from down the street,
529
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,753
but part of growing up
530
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,489
is learning when
it's time to move on.
531
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,191
Hey, can we talk?
532
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,959
No.
Not about feelings.
533
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,727
We just want to apologize.
534
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,663
Yeah, we didn't realize
you being so lazy and angry
535
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,398
is actually
you crazy happy.
536
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,836
I'm a simple guy.
I sit in my chair.
I watch TV.
537
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,804
I yell at you two morons.
538
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,873
And honestly,
that's my happy place.
539
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,442
Well, it's good to know
we don't have to
worry about you.
540
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,178
Hey, that means you care.
541
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,713
You know, now would be
a perfect time
542
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,048
for you to actually smile.
543
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,417
Pass.
Worth a try.
544
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,685
¶ Well, I never made it
past the second grade
545
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,454
In the end, Erica and Barry
did make my dad smile,
546
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:53,591
and they also discovered
there was someone else
in the house
547
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,993
who could use their help.
Hey, what's wrong?
548
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,996
Just packing up my
greatest hits with Dana.
549
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,565
It's over.
550
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,833
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.
551
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,936
You want to
talk about it?
No.
552
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:08,639
Come on. Let's go to Wawa.
Tastykakes on me?
553
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,475
¶ 30 years in the same
location I have stayed
554
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,578
ADULT ADAM:
That's the thing
about growing up.
555
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,646
You try to hold on to things
until you realize
556
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,716
maybe change
is a good thing,
and if you're lucky,
557
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,385
your family is there
to guide you through it all.
558
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:26,023
¶ 'Cause it's my destiny
to be the King of Suede ¶
559
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,925
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
560
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,027
Roll it!
Roll it!
561
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,640
Are you kidding me?
No, I won't sing it!
562
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:45,309
Bar, our little brother
needs our love
and support right now.
563
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:46,844
A good parody song
is gonna help.
564
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,980
That would
make me feel better.
565
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,681
(GROANS) Fine.
566
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,350
1, 2, 3, 4.
567
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,686
¶ Everybody have fun tonight
568
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,624
¶ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight
569
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:03,494
¶ Brother Barry's
so dumb tonight
570
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,897
¶ Can't even tell
his left from right
571
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:07,598
Barry, take it!
572
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,269
¶ My brother Barry
is a stupid jerk ¶
573
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,571
I can't!
I can't do this!
574
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,539
Where's my rage pillow?
575
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,641
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
576
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,942
You know, this song's
actually kind of funny.
577
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,212
I know! And that's exactly
why I sent Weird Al a demo.
578
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:25,182
¶ My brother Barry
is a wang tonight ¶
579
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,851
Who's this Barry?
580
00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:29,253
This song offers no context!
581
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:30,721
Total amateurs!