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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
my brother and I
never liked the same music.
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That is, until we heard
a group that would change
our lives forever.
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¶ Well, I'm Mike D,
and I'm back from the dead
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¶ Chillin' at the beach
down at club med ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
The Beastie Boys.
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To us,
they weren't just
a rap group.
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They were a way of life.
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We copied their videos
and memorized
every single lyric.
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Simply put,
they were a game-changer.
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I'm telling you, dude,
if Mike D met us,
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he would be like,
"We should be best friends."
For sure!
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We're practically related.
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They rap, they party hard,
and they're in the tribe.
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All three of them!
What are the chances?
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Wait a minute.
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Do you realize
what this means?
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If the Beasties
can make it,
so can we.
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Answer me this.
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Do we not have
a license to ill?
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Dude, you spelled
"license" wrong.
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Don't pass this offer up,
Ad-Rock.
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I think you have
what it takes
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to join my Beastie Boys
inspired supergroup,
The Tasty Boys.
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Could we give it
five more minutes
on the name?
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No!
The name has stuck.
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You'd really let me
into your rap supergroup?
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Of course.
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Your weird voice sounds
like you have a young man
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and an old woman
stuck in your body,
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so I'll clearly be
the breakout star.
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I accept!
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Ill.
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We are so ill.
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Who's ill?
Oh, my God, get to bed.
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No one's
going to school today.
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But...
Ba-ba-ba!
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We're both ill and sick.
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I guess the only thing
I can do is wait on you hand
and foot in front of the TV.
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Come on. Yeah.
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Being a rap star
is awesome!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was
January 6, 1980-something.
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The fateful day my mom
first laid eyes
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on our neighbors'
new kitchen.
Ta-da!
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Everything was brand-new.
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It was an '80s architectural
masterpiece of Formica
in every shade of brown.
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Is that a lazy Susan?
It is!
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Is this almond-colored?
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It's beautiful.
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Like dirty snow.
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This linoleum,
it looks like real tile.
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Oh, it spins around!
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Look! The cinnamon
was in the back,
and now it's in the front!
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And the best part,
Charles did
the whole thing himself,
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and it cost
half the price.
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Get out.
I swear.
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No, get out of my way.
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Move your body.
I must speak to Murray now.
Wha...
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We're getting
a new kitchen.
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What's wrong
with the old kitchen?
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You just said it.
It's old.
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It doesn't have
what I need in a kitchen.
Hello, Bill.
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All you need in the kitchen
is food and forks.
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And maybe a cup or two.
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Also, you'd be surprised
how often you use a juicer.
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Then it's settled.
We're gonna get a juicer.
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Damn it, Bevy,
you win again.
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I mean it.
We need to renovate.
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This thing
should be in a museum.
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A museum
of ugly refrigerators.
Blech!
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And look at this floor.
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No, don't.
It'll give you a seizure.
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And what about these
lazy-Susan-less cabinets?
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I've got to move the other
spices out of the way
like a wild animal.
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Like, "Oh, here's
the tarragon." Oh.
(CLATTERING)
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And now
I'm stressed out.
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She did make a mess.
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Bevy, I'd love to give you
a new kitchen,
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but it would cost
a fortune.
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And the
materials alone...
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I'm a tile man.
I'll hook you up
for free.
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Yeah, but the labor.
I'll install it myself.
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Bill, read the room.
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I see
what this is about.
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You don't want this
'cause you're
afraid of change.
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(SCOFFS)
What are you
talking about?
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You're
a creature of habit.
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For the last 10 years,
you've had the same job,
same car, same clothes.
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Just because I like
things a certain way
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doesn't mean
I'm a creature of habit.
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Then how do
you explain this?
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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
Coca-Cola announced new coke,
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which sent their old-school
customers into a tailspin.
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The second
you find out that coke
is changing their recipe,
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you start to stockpile.
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What kind of person
is afraid of new coke?
It's nuts.
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I'm not afraid.
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I just like
the old-timey original kind.
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Okay, see?
You're just
proving my point.
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Bevy, I try new stuff.
Like that big pink orange
I ate that one time.
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The grapefruit?
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Yeah.
Never again.
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The point is,
I love change.
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Well, there's gonna be
some big changes
around here.
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Big changes!
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ADULT ADAM: As my mom
was laying down the law,
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Barry was laying down
some tracks.
(BEATBOXING)
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¶ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
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¶ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary ¶
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You morons!
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I told you to stop going
in my room
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and stealing
my old glasses.
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But we need 'em
to get the cool
fisheye-lens effect.
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Your jacked-up eyeballs
are our hip-hop
supergroup's game.
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I'm sorry.
Supergroup?
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You may play the guitar
and sing like an angel,
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but I'm the real musician
in the family.
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I'm just happy
he's including me.
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Like DJ Jazzy Jeff.
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Dude, you're not
a real musician.
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You can't sing or read music
or play an instrument,
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unlike me,
who can do all of it.
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Hiding in your bedroom.
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You've written tons
of lame chick songs,
but no one's ever heard them.
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I'm just...
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Perfecting each one.
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No. You're stalling
'cause you're afraid
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of what people
might think of you.
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I, on the other hand,
don't think at all.
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It's true.
He does not think.
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Just because
you like Beastie Boys
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doesn't mean
you can be them.
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They're three
awesome musicians,
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and you're two
clueless idiots.
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You're right.
We need a third.
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I feel like
I could say anything,
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and you would just do
whatever you want.
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She's right!
We should
hold auditions!
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(RAPPING)
¶ Check it. One, two
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¶ Two, one
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¶ Three, two, one
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¶ One, two, three
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¶ Three, two, one ¶
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Ah, wait. I messed up.
Can I start over, guys?
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(JAZZ RIFF PLAYING)
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Before you say yes,
I have a list
of 200 demands.
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¶ My rhymes are hotter
than a candle's wick
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¶ Call a doctor
'cause my flow is sick
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¶ The ladies say
Rob's gonna make it
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¶ 'cause when I rock the mike,
I get buck naked ¶
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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Is there any way
Naked Rob can rap
without getting naked?
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Nudity, or I walk.
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Yeah, no, okay.
(STUTTERING)
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You guys, I thought I could
do this to impress Erica,
but I just... I can't.
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(STUTTERING)
I get wicked stage fright.
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You're in.
What?
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Dude! You look
just like Ad-Rock.
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The resemblance
is uncanny.
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Oh, my God.
It really is, bro.
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Does Ad-Rock
break into hives onstage?
Oh, no.
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The room is spinning.
I'm going down.
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He said yes!
The Tasty Boys are in!
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ADULT ADAM: While my brother
and I had assembled
our new group,
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my dad had come home
to his old habits.
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BEVERLY:
Oh, look at that.
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My creature of habit
dropped his pants
at the door.
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What a surprise.
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TOGETHER:
Damn it, I just got home!
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See? I knew
that was gonna be
your reaction.
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TOGETHER:
Stop aggravating me.
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TOGETHER:
Drop it already!
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TOGETHER: Gah!
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If you do just
one of the things
on my list
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I've been begging you
to do for ages,
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I'll forget
all about the kitchen.
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"Wear a turtleneck."
No.
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"Couples massage."
No.
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"Floss."
No one does that.
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"Yoga?" Never.
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"Picnic." pass.
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"Boxer shorts?"
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How dare you?
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This is the worst list
ever made.
I hate this list.
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Just pick one.
Fine.
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"Jean dungarees."
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I'll wear your damn
jean dungarees.
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ADULT ADAM: For the
first time ever,
my dad wore a pair of jeans
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to prove to my mom
he could be flexible.
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Unfortunately,
he could barely move.
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I like them.
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Well, tell me what exactly
you like about them, huh?
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Be specific.
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Well, I like that there's
one leg for each of my legs.
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I love the stiff,
unforgiving fabric.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Nope! I can't
sit in them!
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They chafe, Bevy!
They chafe!
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My God,
you can't even wear
a new pair of pants
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for 30 seconds?
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Fine. I'm a creature
of habit.
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And you're still not
getting that new kitchen.
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Well, I don't need you
to give it for me to get it.
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I can get it
without you giving it.
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I don't get it.
I'm gonna build it myself.
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Wait!
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I can't move!
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Take them off!
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ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was on a mission,
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Barry made a precise game plan
on how we'd become rap stars.
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Okay!
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First up, we need a fly style
to set us apart from the pack.
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Run-DMC has Adidas.
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Public Enemy
wears clocks.
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The Fat Boys
have obesity.
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I got it! We each
dress like a Fraggle.
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You be Boober.
Geoff is Wembley.
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I'll be a Doozer.
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No. A Gorg.
No! Doozer!
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You're mispronouncing
"dork" and "loser."
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Next.
Oh, I know.
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What if we dress
like things that
Erica likes?
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I could go
into her room,
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poke around,
see what makes her tick.
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No, no.
That's weird.
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You're both weird.
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I know exactly the style
we're gonna rock.
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Boom!
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Now, this is a look.
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But aren't we just
dressed exactly like
Beastie Boys?
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No.
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Mike D
wears Volkswagen.
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I'm wearing
Station Wagon.
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MCA wears
a leather jacket.
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Yours is pleather.
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Ad-Rock wears
a Stuyvesant
Phys-ed shirt.
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Yours is from
Jenkintown Elementary.
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Nice.
Super-different.
242
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,219
Now that we're
rocking our look,
243
00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,121
there's only
one thing left.
244
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:43,588
Entourage?
245
00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,123
You can massage
our shoulders,
246
00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,424
polish our gold,
lie to our wives,
247
00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,761
and romance
second-tier groupies
not hot enough for us.
248
00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,462
We're in.
249
00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,997
Picking up the crumbs!
(LAUGHS)
250
00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:52,998
ADULT ADAM:
Everything was in place.
251
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,100
And even though the Tasty Boys
didn't have any actual songs,
252
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:58,770
the next logical step
was to shoot an album cover.
253
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,406
ERICA: Hey.
It's the Pasty Boys.
254
00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,407
What are you
wannabes doing?
255
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,075
Just locking down
our album cover.
256
00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,810
Without writing
any songs?
257
00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,580
Songs.
We got that covered.
258
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,281
Actually, she's right.
259
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,416
We haven't, like,
written anything.
260
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,386
Hello? Ever hear
of Eric B. & Rakim?
261
00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,320
We're just like them!
262
00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,722
We don't write.
We feel the beat,
263
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,925
let it flow, freestyle.
264
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:23,328
Wait. Like
make it up as we go?
That seems hard.
265
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,195
Is it?
266
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,864
¶ Good Afternoon,
My name is Barry
267
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,234
¶ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
268
00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,102
Boom!
Oh! Oh!
269
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,872
Whoo!
He just rhymed
'Barry' with 'scary'
270
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,641
All you're gonna do
is embarrass yourselves.
271
00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,044
Erica, we're not like you.
272
00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:39,945
We don't live in fear.
273
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,913
Okay. You're delusional.
274
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,082
You can't have
an album without songs.
275
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,317
And you can't be superstars
276
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,586
without ever
performing a concert.
277
00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,954
She's right.
278
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,922
We need a gig.
Huge one!
279
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,223
Okay, not what I meant.
280
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,224
Entourage...
281
00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,492
You run west.
282
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,093
You run east.
283
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,663
Spread the word
that the Tasty Boys
are coming.
284
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,599
All right.
285
00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,701
The hype machine begins.
286
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,269
(LAUGHS)
287
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,273
ADULT ADAM:
Even though my dad
was scared of change,
288
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,910
my mom decided to change
the entire kitchen.
289
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:12,577
What are you doing?
290
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:16,247
Oh, since you won't
build my dream kitchen,
I'm gonna build it myself.
291
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,816
You were serious
about that?
292
00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,718
You call a hammer
a 'poundy thingy.'
293
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,885
Well, now I don't
need your help,
294
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,255
because now I have
someone on my side
who loves change.
295
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,158
Bob Vila from
This Old House.
Ha!
296
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,593
ADULT ADAM:
That's right. In the '80s,
297
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:32,664
Bob Vila was
the original voice of DIY
home improvement.
298
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,399
Fine. Go ahead.
(DRILL WHIRRING)
299
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,068
But I'm not gonna
clean up your mess.
300
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,136
Shows what you know!
301
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,840
With Bob Vila on my side,
I can build anything!
302
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,576
ADULT ADAM:
Unfortunately, my mom
didn't build a new kitchen.
303
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,778
She just destroyed
the old one,
304
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,080
down to the very
last cupboard.
305
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,582
What the hell happened?
306
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,083
I wrecked the kitchen.
307
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,119
Now I have
no place to cook.
308
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,621
We're gonna have
to order italian takeout,
309
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,555
like a bunch of hobos.
310
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,457
That Bob Vila
is a real piece of work.
311
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:03,662
Building us up,
making us think
we could lay tile.
312
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,562
We can't lay tile.
313
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:08,033
I'll call Bill,
and we'll fix this.
314
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,536
Oh, you would
do that for me?
315
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,906
Oh, thank you, honey.
You're the best.
316
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,808
(GROANS)
317
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,109
(LAUGHS)
318
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,678
Where did all the tears go?
What's happening?
319
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:24,315
What's happening is,
I ruined the kitchen
on purpose.
320
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,484
No. You wouldn't.
321
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,118
I mean, you would.
322
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,255
I know he'll be happier
when it's all said and done.
323
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,490
I mean, sometimes
creatures of habit
324
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:36,294
just need a tiny
bit of nudging.
325
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,764
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was planning the perfect
place to eat,
326
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,500
we had the school eating
from the palm of our hands.
327
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:46,438
Oh, my God!
You're playing
the pep rally?
328
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,439
This is so out of hand.
329
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,940
No, the Tasty Boys
are the real deal.
330
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,911
I heard after the pep rally,
they're playing Live Aid.
331
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:53,578
I heard Capitol Records
332
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,380
gave them each a Porsche
as a signing bonus.
333
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,282
Plus, they're
bonkers hot.
334
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,950
No. None of that is true.
335
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,285
You're not true.
336
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,687
Oh, my God,
here they come!
337
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,695
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, miss.
338
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,463
This is a VIP area.
339
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,630
It's okay.
She's a groupie.
340
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,333
I am not...
just let me through.
341
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,367
This is crazy.
342
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,669
Why does everyone
think you guys
343
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,071
are an actual group
with a record deal?
344
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,005
'Cause we told them!
345
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,708
Isn't that genius?
It's called hype.
346
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,110
No, it's called lying.
347
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,745
Oh. I see what this is.
348
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,814
You're just mad
'cause we're getting
all the attention.
349
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,317
Kind of seems like
someone's jealous.
350
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,985
Oh, my God,
you are insane.
351
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,721
I'm annoyed.
I'm not jealous.
352
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,556
I'm so jealous!
353
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,524
Well, you should be.
354
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,827
I heard
they're teaming up
with Eric B. & Rakim
355
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,661
for their next record.
356
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,697
What? The hype
has reached you, too?
357
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:49,000
Who told you?
I heard it from
Naked Rob.
358
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:49,601
Dear God.
359
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,870
I've been
working on my music
my whole life,
360
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:55,039
and just watch...
Those idiots are
gonna get famous.
361
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,909
Honey, just focus
on your own music.
362
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,877
That's what matters.
363
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,147
Now come on.
Show me what you got.
364
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:06,184
I'd love to, but I have
a scratchy throat.
365
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,486
And lucky ate my music.
366
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,454
(WHIMPERS)
367
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,688
Oh, I'm sorry.
368
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,890
(WHIMPERS)
Come on.
369
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,126
It's Pops,
your biggest fan!
370
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,861
Play me something.
371
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,463
Okay.
372
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,798
Now, you need
to keep in mind
373
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,268
that these songs are still
a work in progress.
Gotcha.
374
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,869
And the lyrics
kind of suck.
Okay.
375
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:28,540
And I hate
the way I sound.
Maybe no intro.
376
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,010
¶ There's a voice
Inside my...
377
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,112
Nope, I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
378
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,280
I'm just not ready.
379
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,381
Got to go.
Bye-bye.
380
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,385
(GASPS) Bev,
I can't wait to see
your new kitchen.
381
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,388
Oh, the boys have been
working hard all weekend.
382
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,222
How's it looking, bill?
383
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,757
I called in
a bunch of favors.
384
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,992
Anything for my
best bud's lady.
385
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,727
Enjoy your
perfect kitchen.
386
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,030
(CHOIR VOCALIZING)
387
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:57,802
(MUSIC WARPING)
388
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,371
You bastards!
It's exactly the same!
389
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,842
I'm a good reader of people,
and you don't seem pleased.
390
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,376
You did this
just to spite me.
391
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,779
Because you
manipulated me.
392
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:08,646
You think I don't know
393
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,281
that you wrecked
the kitchen on purpose?
394
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,685
Fine. You want
to play it that way?
395
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,990
Stop it! That's liquid gold
you're throwing away!
396
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,391
So, we're gonna go now.
397
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,159
No, no.
398
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,460
You helped him.
Now you're gonna help me.
399
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,697
No, I'd like to...
I'm not gonna do this...
BEVERLY: No.
400
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,232
Pour it out, Bill!
No.
401
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,499
No, I'm not...
pour it out.
402
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,534
Go. Pour it out.
No.
403
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,135
I'm not gonna pour it out.
Do it.
Yes, you are.
404
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,171
BILL: I'm not the one...
Stop pouring.
405
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,405
Pour it all the way out.
406
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,139
No, no, no, no, no!
407
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,474
BEVERLY:
You pour it out.
No, no!
408
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,043
I don't want to pour it.
MURRAY: Stop pouring!
409
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,879
What are you doing?!
I don't know.
410
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,847
I'm so confused.
I just want to go home.
411
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,717
Bevy, stop taking this out
on my old coke.
412
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,253
Just admit that you
manipulated me.
413
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,555
Of course I did!
414
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,823
Do you know
how hard it is
415
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,626
to live with someone
who refuses to change?
416
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:58,796
I thought for once
you could compromise,
but no.
417
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,331
You only care
about yourself.
418
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,035
ADULT ADAM:
Even though my dad won,
it sure didn't feel like it.
419
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,273
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys
were about to conquer.
420
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,942
Everyone huddle up.
We need to drink this in.
421
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,144
This is our last moment
of anonymity.
422
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,413
After today, we're gonna
be mobbed everywhere we go.
423
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,382
You know, I'm
gonna miss this.
424
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,082
There's a peace to it.
425
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,818
Um, maybe
now's a good time
to rehearse,
426
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,688
Since we, like,
never have?
427
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,890
Good idea.
Let's get loose.
428
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,892
Li'l Yum Yum, kick it.
429
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:28,459
(BEATBOXING)
430
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,728
¶ Robot, Gobot,
Lobot, too
431
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,065
¶ He's from Star Wars,
Doopie-doo
432
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,799
Oh, my God.
433
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,267
Everyone always
said I was a nerd,
434
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,969
but I never really
heard it until now.
435
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,571
All right, relax.
Watch and learn.
436
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,640
¶ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
437
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,777
¶ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are scary
438
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,345
Dude, that...
That's not freestyle.
439
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,413
You say that every time.
440
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,282
All right,
just give me a sec.
441
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,386
¶ Good afternoon,
my name is Barry
442
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:59,791
¶ I came to get down,
and my rhymes are...
443
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,496
Oh (BLEEP)
444
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,567
ADULT ADAM:
Seeing how disappointed my
mom was with her old kitchen,
445
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,037
my dad finally decided
to try a few new things.
446
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,574
Hey! Come on down
and cop a squat.
447
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,743
Let's eat without
back support.
448
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,111
What is this?
What are you doing?
449
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,980
I'm just trying out
all the new things
you wanted.
450
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:26,017
We got a picnic,
a long-neck shirt thingy.
451
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,619
And I'm sitting,
which counts as yoga.
452
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,322
Stop. Get up.
I can't do that.
453
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,790
Just get up.
I can't.
454
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,760
Just stand up like
a normal human being.
455
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,096
Come on.
Ow. I'll try.
456
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,498
(BOTH GROANING)
457
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,570
Ow.
Damn it, that's it.
458
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,738
I'm a floor person now.
459
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,438
Are you crazy?
460
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,874
Why would you
sit on the floor?
461
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:50,408
(SIGHS)
462
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,878
Because I felt bad
about what happened.
463
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,179
It's all right.
464
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,448
I'll... I'll be fine
without a new kitchen.
465
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,916
You've got
to understand...
466
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,253
just because I don't
like things to change
467
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,288
doesn't mean you
don't matter to me.
468
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,025
I never thought
I'd be happy.
469
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,161
But you built
this life for us,
470
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,097
and I love it
just the way it is.
471
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:13,831
Ah, Mur.
472
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,000
But if it means
that much to you,
473
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,935
maybe I can change
the kitchen.
474
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:18,603
I'll get the tools!
475
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,471
And the little
poundy thingy!
476
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,474
Wait! Don't leave me
down here!
477
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,509
(ALL CHANTING)
Tasty boys! Tasty boys!
478
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,744
ADULT ADAM: We were
at minute 10 of stalling,
479
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,746
and the crowd
wasn't giving up.
480
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,114
Why won't they
stop chanting?
481
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,951
Making the fans wait
is a classic hype move.
482
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,119
The hype has backfired!
483
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,254
What's the
holdup, guys?
484
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,057
The monster you created
is waiting to eat you alive.
485
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,093
I can't do this.
Erica, look away!
486
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,063
Geoff, no!
487
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,400
Man, he's, like,
really fast.
488
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,236
Our supergroup
is falling apart.
489
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,271
What do we do?
490
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,106
I don't know!
491
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:55,773
Erica was right.
492
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,775
I should have just
kept my stupid dreams
to myself
493
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,845
and stayed in my room
so no one would ever
chant my name.
494
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,815
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
Erica realized something.
495
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,850
No.
As clueless as Barry was,
496
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,352
he was still smart
to put himself out there.
497
00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,955
Everyone's chanting
your name.
498
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,390
You can't just
give that up now.
499
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,326
We have no music.
We got nothing.
500
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,061
You still got
Beastie Boys.
501
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,763
But we lost
our Ad-Rock.
502
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,530
Well, you've got me.
503
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,265
ADULT ADAM: Turns out,
forming a rap supergroup
504
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,068
is, like, way harder
than it looks,
505
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:24,836
which is why we decided
506
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,038
to leave it to the
people who did it best.
507
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,907
(SHAKE YOUR RUMP PLAYING)
508
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:36,948
¶ Mike D
¶ Yeah
509
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,483
¶ With your bad self,
running things
¶ What's Up?
510
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,351
¶ With your bad breath,
onion rings
511
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,854
¶ Well, I'm Mike D,
and I'm back from the dead
512
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,623
¶ Chillin' at the beach
down at club med
513
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,357
¶ Make another record
514
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,692
¶ 'Cause the people,
they want more of this
515
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,228
¶ Suckers, they be saying
they can take out
Adam Horovitz
516
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,796
ALL:
¶ Hurricane
517
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,396
¶ You got clout
518
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,866
¶ Other deejays,
he'll put your head out
519
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,267
¶ Patty Duke
¶ The Wrench
520
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,135
¶ And then
I bust the tango
521
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,103
¶ Got more rhymes
than Jamaica got
mango kangols
522
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,105
¶ I got the peg leg
at the end of my stump
523
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,642
(MOUTHING)
¶ Shake your rump
524
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:18,956
¶ Full clout, y'all
525
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,757
¶ Full clout, y'all
526
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,392
¶ And when the mike
is in my mouth
527
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,360
¶ I turn it out, y'all
528
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,196
¶ Full Clout
(LIQUID SLOSHING)
529
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,999
(EXPLOSION)
¶ Never been dumped
530
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,967
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
¶ 'Cause I'm the
most mackinest
531
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:30,735
¶ Never been jumped
532
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,236
¶ 'Cause I'm known
the most packinest
533
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,271
¶ Yeah, we got beef, Chief
534
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,438
¶ We're knocking
out teeth, Chief
535
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,339
¶ And if you
don't believe us
536
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,574
¶ You should question
your belief
537
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,575
¶ Like Sam the butcher... ¶
538
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,745
ADULT ADAM: Sure,
the change was small,
but it was big for my dad...
539
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,679
It's beautiful.
540
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,015
How about a new coke
to celebrate?
541
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,184
...because trying
new things is hard.
542
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,120
It could leave a bad taste
in your mouth.
543
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,454
Why?
No!
544
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,256
Why would they
do this? Oh!
Stop this! Stop this!
545
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,059
¶ Running from the law,
the press, and the parents
546
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,894
(MOUTHING) Is your
name Michael Diamond?
547
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,162
No, mine's Clarence.
548
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:58,763
¶ From Downtown
549
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,797
¶ Manhattan
¶ The Village
550
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,432
¶ My style is wild,
and you know that it still is
551
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,936
¶ Disco bag schlepping,
and you're doing the bump
552
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,704
¶ Shake your rump
553
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,707
ADULT ADAM: Truth is,
we could never be as
great as our heroes.
554
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,577
Sure, we grow up
wanting to be just like them,
555
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,245
'cause we dare to dream.
556
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,279
Whoa. No, no!
Hey!
557
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:19,850
But for one moment,
everyone in that gym
didn't see us as kids.
558
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,685
They believed in us.
559
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,454
They believed
in the Tasty Boys.
560
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,123
And we were legends.
561
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,159
¶ Whoa
562
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,628
¶ Whoa-oh
563
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,231
¶ Whoa
564
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,733
¶ Shake your rump
565
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,070
Yo, Erica!
566
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,671
I've been practicing
my freestyle.
567
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,939
Want to hear it?
So, what?
568
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,474
You spent all weekend
writing a rap,
569
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,842
and now you're trying
to make me think
570
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,277
that you're making
it up on the spot?
571
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,246
No. It's off the top
of my head.
572
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,247
Check it.
No, no, no, no.
573
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,683
If this is freestyle,
I pick the topic.
574
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,187
Bicycles.
Got it.
575
00:20:56,189 --> 00:21:00,258
This rap's dedicated
to all the big-booty...
576
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,059
Bicycles.
577
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,161
(BEATBOXING)
578
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:07,164
¶ My name's Big Tasty,
and my rhymes are shady
579
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,801
¶ Come back to my crib
and be my... Bicycle
580
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,704
¶ 'Cause one hot bicycle
can't hold me down
581
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,508
¶ I got to Have...
Bicycles In every town
582
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,244
¶ Bicycle, bicycle,
I can't disguise
583
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:24,448
¶ I love your neck,
and I love your w... Wheels
584
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:24,882
What?
585
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,417
You know you're
fooling no one, right?
586
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,619
You just don't
understand hip-hop.
587
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,454
(CLATTERING)