1 00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:03,235 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my brother and I never liked the same music. 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:07,172 That is, until we heard a group that would change our lives forever. 3 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,274 ¶ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,910 ¶ Chillin' at the beach down at club med ¶ 5 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:12,945 ADULT ADAM: The Beastie Boys. 6 00:00:12,947 --> 00:00:15,280 To us, they weren't just a rap group. 7 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,248 They were a way of life. 8 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,585 We copied their videos and memorized every single lyric. 9 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,554 Simply put, they were a game-changer. 10 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,223 I'm telling you, dude, if Mike D met us, 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:27,693 he would be like, "We should be best friends." For sure! 12 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:28,794 We're practically related. 13 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:31,964 They rap, they party hard, and they're in the tribe. 14 00:00:31,966 --> 00:00:35,267 All three of them! What are the chances? 15 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:35,868 Wait a minute. 16 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,636 Do you realize what this means? 17 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,205 If the Beasties can make it, so can we. 18 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:40,939 Answer me this. 19 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:42,841 Do we not have a license to ill? 20 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:45,511 Dude, you spelled "license" wrong. 21 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,312 Don't pass this offer up, Ad-Rock. 22 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:48,580 I think you have what it takes 23 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:52,451 to join my Beastie Boys inspired supergroup, The Tasty Boys. 24 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,920 Could we give it five more minutes on the name? 25 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:55,754 No! The name has stuck. 26 00:00:55,756 --> 00:00:58,624 You'd really let me into your rap supergroup? 27 00:00:58,626 --> 00:00:59,124 Of course. 28 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:01,760 Your weird voice sounds like you have a young man 29 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,228 and an old woman stuck in your body, 30 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,064 so I'll clearly be the breakout star. 31 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:06,598 I accept! 32 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,033 Ill. 33 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,601 We are so ill. 34 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,837 Who's ill? Oh, my God, get to bed. 35 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,539 No one's going to school today. 36 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,340 But... Ba-ba-ba! 37 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,275 We're both ill and sick. 38 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:20,746 I guess the only thing I can do is wait on you hand and foot in front of the TV. 39 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:21,413 Come on. Yeah. 40 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:24,049 Being a rap star is awesome! 41 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,520 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 42 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:32,991 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 43 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:35,794 ¶ I don't know the future 44 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:40,332 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 45 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,434 ADULT ADAM: It was January 6, 1980-something. 46 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,336 The fateful day my mom first laid eyes 47 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:47,106 on our neighbors' new kitchen. Ta-da! 48 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:47,906 Everything was brand-new. 49 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:53,078 It was an '80s architectural masterpiece of Formica in every shade of brown. 50 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,014 Is that a lazy Susan? It is! 51 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,683 Is this almond-colored? 52 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,051 It's beautiful. 53 00:01:59,053 --> 00:02:00,185 Like dirty snow. 54 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:03,088 This linoleum, it looks like real tile. 55 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,057 Oh, it spins around! 56 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:07,793 Look! The cinnamon was in the back, and now it's in the front! 57 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:11,730 And the best part, Charles did the whole thing himself, 58 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,998 and it cost half the price. 59 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,399 Get out. I swear. 60 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:15,100 No, get out of my way. 61 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:19,771 Move your body. I must speak to Murray now. Wha... 62 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,340 We're getting a new kitchen. 63 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,841 What's wrong with the old kitchen? 64 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:23,942 You just said it. It's old. 65 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,645 It doesn't have what I need in a kitchen. Hello, Bill. 66 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,615 All you need in the kitchen is food and forks. 67 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,482 And maybe a cup or two. 68 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,918 Also, you'd be surprised how often you use a juicer. 69 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,988 Then it's settled. We're gonna get a juicer. 70 00:02:35,990 --> 00:02:37,723 Damn it, Bevy, you win again. 71 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,192 I mean it. We need to renovate. 72 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,261 This thing should be in a museum. 73 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:45,864 A museum of ugly refrigerators. Blech! 74 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:46,932 And look at this floor. 75 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:49,568 No, don't. It'll give you a seizure. 76 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,703 And what about these lazy-Susan-less cabinets? 77 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,240 I've got to move the other spices out of the way like a wild animal. 78 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:58,477 Like, "Oh, here's the tarragon." Oh. (CLATTERING) 79 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,179 And now I'm stressed out. 80 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,013 She did make a mess. 81 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,782 Bevy, I'd love to give you a new kitchen, 82 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,384 but it would cost a fortune. 83 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,718 And the materials alone... 84 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,488 I'm a tile man. I'll hook you up for free. 85 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,191 Yeah, but the labor. I'll install it myself. 86 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,659 Bill, read the room. 87 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:14,426 I see what this is about. 88 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:17,129 You don't want this 'cause you're afraid of change. 89 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,031 (SCOFFS) What are you talking about? 90 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:19,932 You're a creature of habit. 91 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:24,169 For the last 10 years, you've had the same job, same car, same clothes. 92 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,804 Just because I like things a certain way 93 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,673 doesn't mean I'm a creature of habit. 94 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:28,907 Then how do you explain this? 95 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,810 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, Coca-Cola announced new coke, 96 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,912 which sent their old-school customers into a tailspin. 97 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:38,016 The second you find out that coke is changing their recipe, 98 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:38,984 you start to stockpile. 99 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:43,488 What kind of person is afraid of new coke? It's nuts. 100 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,289 I'm not afraid. 101 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,824 I just like the old-timey original kind. 102 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,326 Okay, see? You're just proving my point. 103 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:51,530 Bevy, I try new stuff. Like that big pink orange I ate that one time. 104 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,497 The grapefruit? 105 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,633 Yeah. Never again. 106 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,868 The point is, I love change. 107 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:01,173 Well, there's gonna be some big changes around here. 108 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:01,740 Big changes! 109 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,342 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was laying down the law, 110 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,644 Barry was laying down some tracks. (BEATBOXING) 111 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,713 ¶ Good afternoon, my name is Barry 112 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:11,416 ¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary ¶ 113 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,317 You morons! 114 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,119 I told you to stop going in my room 115 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:15,487 and stealing my old glasses. 116 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,990 But we need 'em to get the cool fisheye-lens effect. 117 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:22,261 Your jacked-up eyeballs are our hip-hop supergroup's game. 118 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:23,528 I'm sorry. Supergroup? 119 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,597 You may play the guitar and sing like an angel, 120 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,100 but I'm the real musician in the family. 121 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:30,269 I'm just happy he's including me. 122 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,169 Like DJ Jazzy Jeff. 123 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,571 Dude, you're not a real musician. 124 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:36,541 You can't sing or read music or play an instrument, 125 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,510 unlike me, who can do all of it. 126 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,244 Hiding in your bedroom. 127 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:43,382 You've written tons of lame chick songs, but no one's ever heard them. 128 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,683 I'm just... 129 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:45,751 Perfecting each one. 130 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,453 No. You're stalling 'cause you're afraid 131 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,188 of what people might think of you. 132 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,090 I, on the other hand, don't think at all. 133 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,792 It's true. He does not think. 134 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,727 Just because you like Beastie Boys 135 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:57,663 doesn't mean you can be them. 136 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,864 They're three awesome musicians, 137 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,966 and you're two clueless idiots. 138 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,467 You're right. We need a third. 139 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,635 I feel like I could say anything, 140 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,304 and you would just do whatever you want. 141 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,273 She's right! We should hold auditions! 142 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:13,078 (RAPPING) ¶ Check it. One, two 143 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,546 ¶ Two, one 144 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,614 ¶ Three, two, one 145 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,549 ¶ One, two, three 146 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,084 ¶ Three, two, one ¶ 147 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,286 Ah, wait. I messed up. Can I start over, guys? 148 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,855 (JAZZ RIFF PLAYING) 149 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:27,259 Before you say yes, I have a list of 200 demands. 150 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:29,861 ¶ My rhymes are hotter than a candle's wick 151 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,331 ¶ Call a doctor 'cause my flow is sick 152 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,099 ¶ The ladies say Rob's gonna make it 153 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:37,102 ¶ 'cause when I rock the mike, I get buck naked ¶ 154 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:37,969 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 155 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:40,972 Is there any way Naked Rob can rap without getting naked? 156 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,575 Nudity, or I walk. 157 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:45,811 Yeah, no, okay. (STUTTERING) 158 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,613 You guys, I thought I could do this to impress Erica, but I just... I can't. 159 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,382 (STUTTERING) I get wicked stage fright. 160 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,483 You're in. What? 161 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:53,552 Dude! You look just like Ad-Rock. 162 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,387 The resemblance is uncanny. 163 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,722 Oh, my God. It really is, bro. 164 00:05:56,724 --> 00:06:00,692 Does Ad-Rock break into hives onstage? Oh, no. 165 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,394 The room is spinning. I'm going down. 166 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,429 He said yes! The Tasty Boys are in! 167 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:07,366 ADULT ADAM: While my brother and I had assembled our new group, 168 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,701 my dad had come home to his old habits. 169 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,736 BEVERLY: Oh, look at that. 170 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,905 My creature of habit dropped his pants at the door. 171 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:14,673 What a surprise. 172 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,041 TOGETHER: Damn it, I just got home! 173 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:19,344 See? I knew that was gonna be your reaction. 174 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:22,047 TOGETHER: Stop aggravating me. 175 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,882 TOGETHER: Drop it already! 176 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:24,716 TOGETHER: Gah! 177 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,452 If you do just one of the things on my list 178 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,788 I've been begging you to do for ages, 179 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,157 I'll forget all about the kitchen. 180 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,493 "Wear a turtleneck." No. 181 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,461 "Couples massage." No. 182 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:39,264 "Floss." No one does that. 183 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,899 "Yoga?" Never. 184 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,667 "Picnic." pass. 185 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,169 "Boxer shorts?" 186 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:44,970 How dare you? 187 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,373 This is the worst list ever made. I hate this list. 188 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,342 Just pick one. Fine. 189 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:51,843 "Jean dungarees." 190 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,245 I'll wear your damn jean dungarees. 191 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:56,848 ADULT ADAM: For the first time ever, my dad wore a pair of jeans 192 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:59,518 to prove to my mom he could be flexible. 193 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,187 Unfortunately, he could barely move. 194 00:07:02,189 --> 00:07:02,788 I like them. 195 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,891 Well, tell me what exactly you like about them, huh? 196 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:06,425 Be specific. 197 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:10,595 Well, I like that there's one leg for each of my legs. 198 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:14,099 I love the stiff, unforgiving fabric. 199 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:14,699 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 200 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,568 Nope! I can't sit in them! 201 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,236 They chafe, Bevy! They chafe! 202 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,605 My God, you can't even wear a new pair of pants 203 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,606 for 30 seconds? 204 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,508 Fine. I'm a creature of habit. 205 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,076 And you're still not getting that new kitchen. 206 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,746 Well, I don't need you to give it for me to get it. 207 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,281 I can get it without you giving it. 208 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,751 I don't get it. I'm gonna build it myself. 209 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:33,852 Wait! 210 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,420 I can't move! 211 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:36,288 Take them off! 212 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,422 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was on a mission, 213 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:42,360 Barry made a precise game plan on how we'd become rap stars. 214 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:42,828 Okay! 215 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:47,799 First up, we need a fly style to set us apart from the pack. 216 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,401 Run-DMC has Adidas. 217 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,169 Public Enemy wears clocks. 218 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,137 The Fat Boys have obesity. 219 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:55,640 I got it! We each dress like a Fraggle. 220 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,310 You be Boober. Geoff is Wembley. 221 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,177 I'll be a Doozer. 222 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,446 No. A Gorg. No! Doozer! 223 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,081 You're mispronouncing "dork" and "loser." 224 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,382 Next. Oh, I know. 225 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,818 What if we dress like things that Erica likes? 226 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,919 I could go into her room, 227 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,955 poke around, see what makes her tick. 228 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,090 No, no. That's weird. 229 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:12,724 You're both weird. 230 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,760 I know exactly the style we're gonna rock. 231 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,830 Boom! 232 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,365 Now, this is a look. 233 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,702 But aren't we just dressed exactly like Beastie Boys? 234 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:24,603 No. 235 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,972 Mike D wears Volkswagen. 236 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,841 I'm wearing Station Wagon. 237 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,910 MCA wears a leather jacket. 238 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,678 Yours is pleather. 239 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,181 Ad-Rock wears a Stuyvesant Phys-ed shirt. 240 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,883 Yours is from Jenkintown Elementary. 241 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,651 Nice. Super-different. 242 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,219 Now that we're rocking our look, 243 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:43,121 there's only one thing left. 244 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:43,588 Entourage? 245 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,123 You can massage our shoulders, 246 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,424 polish our gold, lie to our wives, 247 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:49,761 and romance second-tier groupies not hot enough for us. 248 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,462 We're in. 249 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,997 Picking up the crumbs! (LAUGHS) 250 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:52,998 ADULT ADAM: Everything was in place. 251 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,100 And even though the Tasty Boys didn't have any actual songs, 252 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:58,770 the next logical step was to shoot an album cover. 253 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,406 ERICA: Hey. It's the Pasty Boys. 254 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,407 What are you wannabes doing? 255 00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:04,075 Just locking down our album cover. 256 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,810 Without writing any songs? 257 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,580 Songs. We got that covered. 258 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,281 Actually, she's right. 259 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,416 We haven't, like, written anything. 260 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:14,386 Hello? Ever hear of Eric B. & Rakim? 261 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,320 We're just like them! 262 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,722 We don't write. We feel the beat, 263 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,925 let it flow, freestyle. 264 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:23,328 Wait. Like make it up as we go? That seems hard. 265 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:24,195 Is it? 266 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,864 ¶ Good Afternoon, My name is Barry 267 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:29,234 ¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary 268 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:31,102 Boom! Oh! Oh! 269 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,872 Whoo! He just rhymed 'Barry' with 'scary' 270 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,641 All you're gonna do is embarrass yourselves. 271 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,044 Erica, we're not like you. 272 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:39,945 We don't live in fear. 273 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:41,913 Okay. You're delusional. 274 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,082 You can't have an album without songs. 275 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,317 And you can't be superstars 276 00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,586 without ever performing a concert. 277 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,954 She's right. 278 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,922 We need a gig. Huge one! 279 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,223 Okay, not what I meant. 280 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,224 Entourage... 281 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:54,492 You run west. 282 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,093 You run east. 283 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,663 Spread the word that the Tasty Boys are coming. 284 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,599 All right. 285 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,701 The hype machine begins. 286 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,269 (LAUGHS) 287 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,273 ADULT ADAM: Even though my dad was scared of change, 288 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,910 my mom decided to change the entire kitchen. 289 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:12,577 What are you doing? 290 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:16,247 Oh, since you won't build my dream kitchen, I'm gonna build it myself. 291 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,816 You were serious about that? 292 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,718 You call a hammer a 'poundy thingy.' 293 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,885 Well, now I don't need your help, 294 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,255 because now I have someone on my side who loves change. 295 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:27,158 Bob Vila from This Old House. Ha! 296 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,593 ADULT ADAM: That's right. In the '80s, 297 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:32,664 Bob Vila was the original voice of DIY home improvement. 298 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,399 Fine. Go ahead. (DRILL WHIRRING) 299 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,068 But I'm not gonna clean up your mess. 300 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,136 Shows what you know! 301 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,840 With Bob Vila on my side, I can build anything! 302 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,576 ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my mom didn't build a new kitchen. 303 00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:46,778 She just destroyed the old one, 304 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,080 down to the very last cupboard. 305 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,582 What the hell happened? 306 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,083 I wrecked the kitchen. 307 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,119 Now I have no place to cook. 308 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,621 We're gonna have to order italian takeout, 309 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,555 like a bunch of hobos. 310 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,457 That Bob Vila is a real piece of work. 311 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:03,662 Building us up, making us think we could lay tile. 312 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,562 We can't lay tile. 313 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:08,033 I'll call Bill, and we'll fix this. 314 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,536 Oh, you would do that for me? 315 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,906 Oh, thank you, honey. You're the best. 316 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,808 (GROANS) 317 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,109 (LAUGHS) 318 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,678 Where did all the tears go? What's happening? 319 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:24,315 What's happening is, I ruined the kitchen on purpose. 320 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,484 No. You wouldn't. 321 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,118 I mean, you would. 322 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:30,255 I know he'll be happier when it's all said and done. 323 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,490 I mean, sometimes creatures of habit 324 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:36,294 just need a tiny bit of nudging. 325 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,764 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was planning the perfect place to eat, 326 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,500 we had the school eating from the palm of our hands. 327 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:46,438 Oh, my God! You're playing the pep rally? 328 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,439 This is so out of hand. 329 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,940 No, the Tasty Boys are the real deal. 330 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,911 I heard after the pep rally, they're playing Live Aid. 331 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:53,578 I heard Capitol Records 332 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,380 gave them each a Porsche as a signing bonus. 333 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,282 Plus, they're bonkers hot. 334 00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,950 No. None of that is true. 335 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,285 You're not true. 336 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,687 Oh, my God, here they come! 337 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,695 Whoa, whoa, whoa, miss. 338 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:11,463 This is a VIP area. 339 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:12,630 It's okay. She's a groupie. 340 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:15,333 I am not... just let me through. 341 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,367 This is crazy. 342 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,669 Why does everyone think you guys 343 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:20,071 are an actual group with a record deal? 344 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,005 'Cause we told them! 345 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:23,708 Isn't that genius? It's called hype. 346 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,110 No, it's called lying. 347 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,745 Oh. I see what this is. 348 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,814 You're just mad 'cause we're getting all the attention. 349 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:32,317 Kind of seems like someone's jealous. 350 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,985 Oh, my God, you are insane. 351 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,721 I'm annoyed. I'm not jealous. 352 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,556 I'm so jealous! 353 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,524 Well, you should be. 354 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,827 I heard they're teaming up with Eric B. & Rakim 355 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,661 for their next record. 356 00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,697 What? The hype has reached you, too? 357 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:49,000 Who told you? I heard it from Naked Rob. 358 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:49,601 Dear God. 359 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,870 I've been working on my music my whole life, 360 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:55,039 and just watch... Those idiots are gonna get famous. 361 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,909 Honey, just focus on your own music. 362 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,877 That's what matters. 363 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,147 Now come on. Show me what you got. 364 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:06,184 I'd love to, but I have a scratchy throat. 365 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,486 And lucky ate my music. 366 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,454 (WHIMPERS) 367 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,688 Oh, I'm sorry. 368 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,890 (WHIMPERS) Come on. 369 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,126 It's Pops, your biggest fan! 370 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,861 Play me something. 371 00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,463 Okay. 372 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,798 Now, you need to keep in mind 373 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,268 that these songs are still a work in progress. Gotcha. 374 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,869 And the lyrics kind of suck. Okay. 375 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:28,540 And I hate the way I sound. Maybe no intro. 376 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,010 ¶ There's a voice Inside my... 377 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,112 Nope, I'm sorry. I can't do it. 378 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,280 I'm just not ready. 379 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,381 Got to go. Bye-bye. 380 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,385 (GASPS) Bev, I can't wait to see your new kitchen. 381 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,388 Oh, the boys have been working hard all weekend. 382 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,222 How's it looking, bill? 383 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,757 I called in a bunch of favors. 384 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,992 Anything for my best bud's lady. 385 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,727 Enjoy your perfect kitchen. 386 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,030 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 387 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:57,802 (MUSIC WARPING) 388 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,371 You bastards! It's exactly the same! 389 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:03,842 I'm a good reader of people, and you don't seem pleased. 390 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,376 You did this just to spite me. 391 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,779 Because you manipulated me. 392 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:08,646 You think I don't know 393 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,281 that you wrecked the kitchen on purpose? 394 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,685 Fine. You want to play it that way? 395 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,990 Stop it! That's liquid gold you're throwing away! 396 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,391 So, we're gonna go now. 397 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,159 No, no. 398 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,460 You helped him. Now you're gonna help me. 399 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:25,697 No, I'd like to... I'm not gonna do this... BEVERLY: No. 400 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,232 Pour it out, Bill! No. 401 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,499 No, I'm not... pour it out. 402 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,534 Go. Pour it out. No. 403 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,135 I'm not gonna pour it out. Do it. Yes, you are. 404 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,171 BILL: I'm not the one... Stop pouring. 405 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,405 Pour it all the way out. 406 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,139 No, no, no, no, no! 407 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,474 BEVERLY: You pour it out. No, no! 408 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,043 I don't want to pour it. MURRAY: Stop pouring! 409 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,879 What are you doing?! I don't know. 410 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,847 I'm so confused. I just want to go home. 411 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,717 Bevy, stop taking this out on my old coke. 412 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,253 Just admit that you manipulated me. 413 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,555 Of course I did! 414 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,823 Do you know how hard it is 415 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:54,626 to live with someone who refuses to change? 416 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:58,796 I thought for once you could compromise, but no. 417 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,331 You only care about yourself. 418 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,035 ADULT ADAM: Even though my dad won, it sure didn't feel like it. 419 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,273 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Meanwhile, the Tasty Boys were about to conquer. 420 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,942 Everyone huddle up. We need to drink this in. 421 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,144 This is our last moment of anonymity. 422 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,413 After today, we're gonna be mobbed everywhere we go. 423 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,382 You know, I'm gonna miss this. 424 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,082 There's a peace to it. 425 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,818 Um, maybe now's a good time to rehearse, 426 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,688 Since we, like, never have? 427 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,890 Good idea. Let's get loose. 428 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,892 Li'l Yum Yum, kick it. 429 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:28,459 (BEATBOXING) 430 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,728 ¶ Robot, Gobot, Lobot, too 431 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,065 ¶ He's from Star Wars, Doopie-doo 432 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,799 Oh, my God. 433 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,267 Everyone always said I was a nerd, 434 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,969 but I never really heard it until now. 435 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,571 All right, relax. Watch and learn. 436 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,640 ¶ Good afternoon, my name is Barry 437 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,777 ¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are scary 438 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,345 Dude, that... That's not freestyle. 439 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,413 You say that every time. 440 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,282 All right, just give me a sec. 441 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,386 ¶ Good afternoon, my name is Barry 442 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:59,791 ¶ I came to get down, and my rhymes are... 443 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,496 Oh (BLEEP) 444 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,567 ADULT ADAM: Seeing how disappointed my mom was with her old kitchen, 445 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,037 my dad finally decided to try a few new things. 446 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,574 Hey! Come on down and cop a squat. 447 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,743 Let's eat without back support. 448 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,111 What is this? What are you doing? 449 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,980 I'm just trying out all the new things you wanted. 450 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:26,017 We got a picnic, a long-neck shirt thingy. 451 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,619 And I'm sitting, which counts as yoga. 452 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:31,322 Stop. Get up. I can't do that. 453 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,790 Just get up. I can't. 454 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,760 Just stand up like a normal human being. 455 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,096 Come on. Ow. I'll try. 456 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,498 (BOTH GROANING) 457 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,570 Ow. Damn it, that's it. 458 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:46,738 I'm a floor person now. 459 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,438 Are you crazy? 460 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,874 Why would you sit on the floor? 461 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:50,408 (SIGHS) 462 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,878 Because I felt bad about what happened. 463 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,179 It's all right. 464 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,448 I'll... I'll be fine without a new kitchen. 465 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,916 You've got to understand... 466 00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,253 just because I don't like things to change 467 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,288 doesn't mean you don't matter to me. 468 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,025 I never thought I'd be happy. 469 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,161 But you built this life for us, 470 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,097 and I love it just the way it is. 471 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:13,831 Ah, Mur. 472 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,000 But if it means that much to you, 473 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,935 maybe I can change the kitchen. 474 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:18,603 I'll get the tools! 475 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,471 And the little poundy thingy! 476 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,474 Wait! Don't leave me down here! 477 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,509 (ALL CHANTING) Tasty boys! Tasty boys! 478 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,744 ADULT ADAM: We were at minute 10 of stalling, 479 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,746 and the crowd wasn't giving up. 480 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,114 Why won't they stop chanting? 481 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,951 Making the fans wait is a classic hype move. 482 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,119 The hype has backfired! 483 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,254 What's the holdup, guys? 484 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,057 The monster you created is waiting to eat you alive. 485 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,093 I can't do this. Erica, look away! 486 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,063 Geoff, no! 487 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,400 Man, he's, like, really fast. 488 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,236 Our supergroup is falling apart. 489 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,271 What do we do? 490 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,106 I don't know! 491 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:55,773 Erica was right. 492 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,775 I should have just kept my stupid dreams to myself 493 00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,845 and stayed in my room so no one would ever chant my name. 494 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:03,815 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Erica realized something. 495 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:05,850 No. As clueless as Barry was, 496 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,352 he was still smart to put himself out there. 497 00:18:08,354 --> 00:18:10,955 Everyone's chanting your name. 498 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:12,390 You can't just give that up now. 499 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,326 We have no music. We got nothing. 500 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,061 You still got Beastie Boys. 501 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,763 But we lost our Ad-Rock. 502 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,530 Well, you've got me. 503 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,265 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, forming a rap supergroup 504 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,068 is, like, way harder than it looks, 505 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:24,836 which is why we decided 506 00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,038 to leave it to the people who did it best. 507 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,907 (SHAKE YOUR RUMP PLAYING) 508 00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:36,948 ¶ Mike D ¶ Yeah 509 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,483 ¶ With your bad self, running things ¶ What's Up? 510 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,351 ¶ With your bad breath, onion rings 511 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,854 ¶ Well, I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead 512 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,623 ¶ Chillin' at the beach down at club med 513 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,357 ¶ Make another record 514 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,692 ¶ 'Cause the people, they want more of this 515 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,228 ¶ Suckers, they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz 516 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,796 ALL: ¶ Hurricane 517 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,396 ¶ You got clout 518 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,866 ¶ Other deejays, he'll put your head out 519 00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:56,267 ¶ Patty Duke ¶ The Wrench 520 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:57,135 ¶ And then I bust the tango 521 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,103 ¶ Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mango kangols 522 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,105 ¶ I got the peg leg at the end of my stump 523 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,642 (MOUTHING) ¶ Shake your rump 524 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:18,956 ¶ Full clout, y'all 525 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:19,757 ¶ Full clout, y'all 526 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,392 ¶ And when the mike is in my mouth 527 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,360 ¶ I turn it out, y'all 528 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,196 ¶ Full Clout (LIQUID SLOSHING) 529 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:27,999 (EXPLOSION) ¶ Never been dumped 530 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,967 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ¶ 'Cause I'm the most mackinest 531 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:30,735 ¶ Never been jumped 532 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,236 ¶ 'Cause I'm known the most packinest 533 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,271 ¶ Yeah, we got beef, Chief 534 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,438 ¶ We're knocking out teeth, Chief 535 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,339 ¶ And if you don't believe us 536 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,574 ¶ You should question your belief 537 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,575 ¶ Like Sam the butcher... ¶ 538 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,745 ADULT ADAM: Sure, the change was small, but it was big for my dad... 539 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,679 It's beautiful. 540 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,015 How about a new coke to celebrate? 541 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,184 ...because trying new things is hard. 542 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,120 It could leave a bad taste in your mouth. 543 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,454 Why? No! 544 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,256 Why would they do this? Oh! Stop this! Stop this! 545 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:55,059 ¶ Running from the law, the press, and the parents 546 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,894 (MOUTHING) Is your name Michael Diamond? 547 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,162 No, mine's Clarence. 548 00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:58,763 ¶ From Downtown 549 00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,797 ¶ Manhattan ¶ The Village 550 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,432 ¶ My style is wild, and you know that it still is 551 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,936 ¶ Disco bag schlepping, and you're doing the bump 552 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,704 ¶ Shake your rump 553 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,707 ADULT ADAM: Truth is, we could never be as great as our heroes. 554 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,577 Sure, we grow up wanting to be just like them, 555 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,245 'cause we dare to dream. 556 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,279 Whoa. No, no! Hey! 557 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:19,850 But for one moment, everyone in that gym didn't see us as kids. 558 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,685 They believed in us. 559 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,454 They believed in the Tasty Boys. 560 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,123 And we were legends. 561 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,159 ¶ Whoa 562 00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:30,628 ¶ Whoa-oh 563 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,231 ¶ Whoa 564 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,733 ¶ Shake your rump 565 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,070 Yo, Erica! 566 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,671 I've been practicing my freestyle. 567 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,939 Want to hear it? So, what? 568 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,474 You spent all weekend writing a rap, 569 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,842 and now you're trying to make me think 570 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,277 that you're making it up on the spot? 571 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,246 No. It's off the top of my head. 572 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,247 Check it. No, no, no, no. 573 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,683 If this is freestyle, I pick the topic. 574 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,187 Bicycles. Got it. 575 00:20:56,189 --> 00:21:00,258 This rap's dedicated to all the big-booty... 576 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,059 Bicycles. 577 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,161 (BEATBOXING) 578 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:07,164 ¶ My name's Big Tasty, and my rhymes are shady 579 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,801 ¶ Come back to my crib and be my... Bicycle 580 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,704 ¶ 'Cause one hot bicycle can't hold me down 581 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,508 ¶ I got to Have... Bicycles In every town 582 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,244 ¶ Bicycle, bicycle, I can't disguise 583 00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:24,448 ¶ I love your neck, and I love your w... Wheels 584 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:24,882 What? 585 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,417 You know you're fooling no one, right? 586 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,619 You just don't understand hip-hop. 587 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,454 (CLATTERING)