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ADULT ADAM:
Back in the '80s,
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my mom was obsessed
with Thanksgiving.
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When it came to her cooking,
everything had to be perfect.
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She even made practice turkeys
before the big day.
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Mmm!
I need feedback.
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That's good!
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But not great.
What?
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I'm going again.
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ADULT ADAM: To my mom,
it was a time for family.
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For my dad, it was a hassle.
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Why do we got to schlep
all the way here
to go shopping
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when we got
a perfectly good market
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a minute away
from our house?
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Well, I thought
this time of year,
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a change
of scenery would...
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Oh, look! Murray,
there's your father!
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What are the odds
we'd run into him
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in a totally random
grocery store?
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You got a bag boy
to tip you off, didn't you?
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So, I have eyes
everywhere.
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What? Does that make me
some kind of villain?
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Bevy, every year
you ask me to invite
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that spiteful, miserable man
to Thanksgiving.
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You got to give it up.
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You're right.
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He's your father,
and I have no right to...
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Hi! Ben, look!
It's your son, Murray!
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You remember Murray.
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Hi, Dad.
How you doing?
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My foot's still
got that thing.
And I need eye surgery.
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Yeah, good stuff.
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So, any plans
for the holiday, Ben?
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BEN: Yeah,
I got it right here.
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This compartment
is the stuffing.
That's the sweet potatoes.
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That gray circle,
that's the turkey.
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Come on,
wouldn't a home-cooked meal
be much better than that?
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That depends. You know
what happened the last time
I ate your cooking.
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That was right after
we got married.
That was ages ago.
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Your turkey was drier
than the sun.
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It was like eating
the inside of a vacuum bag
filled with pencil shavings.
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I did not enjoy
the meal.
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You? No.
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It was the first time
I'd ever cooked
Thanksgiving by myself.
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My kids were little.
They were hanging
all over me.
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I didn't even
have a baster.
I was baster-less!
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No baster could fix
your food crimes.
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Sorry, pal.
You deserve better.
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Nice seeing you, Dad.
BEN: Eh, it was okay.
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BEVERLY: This is not over.
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You invite that callous,
hurtful man to
Thanksgiving right now!
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See, I see why
you're hocking me
all the time to invite him.
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You just want
to show my dad
that you're a good cook.
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The best cook.
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And family is important
and stuff.
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Well,
it's not gonna happen.
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It's bad enough
you invite my moron
brother every year.
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Oh, stop.
Marvin's not that bad.
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Gobble, gobble!
Hide your turkeys, ladies!
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(BOTH LAUGH)
You little muskrat!
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(BLOWING)
Oh!
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Looking good,
Uncle Marvin.
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I'm feeling good.
I lost 10 pounds.
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I gained six,
lost four, gained two.
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Also,
your voice is weird.
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It is. I, I'm hoping
this isn't where it lands.
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(CHUCKLES)
That's the spirit.
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
Mur-man!
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Ah! Hey!
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What's with the, uh,
pajamas?
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You mean
these certified
medical scrubs?
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As you know,
I'm almost a fully
licensed chiropractor.
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Ah. Good.
Another one of your
half-baked schemes.
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Schemes?
What schemes?
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First, you were
breeding alpacas.
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Then you were selling
alpaca wool.
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Then came
alpaca burgers.
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What the hell
was I supposed to do
with a dozen dead alpacas?
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Regardless...
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Those were
all obvious steps
to chiropractology.
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I don't know
if that's the official title.
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They reveal that to us
at graduation.
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That's something
to look forward to.
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You see that?
Negativity.
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I could take away
all of your stress
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just with a single
(IMITATES CRACKING)
crack of your cervical spine.
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(SCOFFS) No.
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Come on. Come on!
Come on!
Aah! No!
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I'm serious.
Stay away from me.
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Hey, come over here.
Come on.
No, no, no, no.
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Don't struggle. I don't want
to break anything.
Come on. No. no!
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(GRUNTS)
Get off me!
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This feels dangerous
and unsafe!
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It is if you fight it!
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Oh, I hate Thanksgiving!
I hate it so much!
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I'm a healer!
Let me heal you!
Make it stop!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM: It was
November 20th,
1980-something,
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and Pops was ready
to pass down
a Thanksgiving tradition.
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Erica, guess what.
I got something for you.
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A car?
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No.
Did you get me a car?
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No.
Did anyone get a car?
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No. What is it
with you kids
and wanting a car?
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It's kind of like,
we don't have a car,
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but we want one.
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Like a car.
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Look,
this is even better.
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I want you to take over
the Thanksgiving toast.
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My grandfather
passed it down to me,
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and now I pick you.
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Ha! You have to keep
a lame-ass
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family tradition alive.
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You see, that's why
I'm picking your sister
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'cause she's the heart
and soul of this family,
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who'll keep
this tradition alive.
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Lies!
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I'm the heart, soul,
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and deadly fists
of this family, not her!
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I want to do it!
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You're right, kiddo.
If you really want to be
toastmaster general,
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then you deserve
a fair shot.
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You're so dead.
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Saying words good
is my specialness.
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To life!
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You're clearly
picking me.
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I'm picking you.
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To life.
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Dad, I, I know
you're swamped
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watching your big
football contest.
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Go, blue team.
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I actually like
the green team.
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Fun stuff. Listen,
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I don't want
to waste your time,
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but I thought
you should know
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that I might be working on
my best video project yet.
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What's happening?
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I just need six more hours
of therapeutic massage
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under my belt before
I'm board-certified.
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This isn't a good time.
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Gotcha.
(POPPING LIPS)
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Anyway, now
that I'm getting older
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and growing
as an artist,
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I'm venturing away
from robot movies
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and fart-based comedy skits
to more serious work,
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with real emotional
impact.
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This still
isn't a good time.
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The moment
felt right.
It's not.
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Roger that.
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¶ Beep, bap,
bee-bap, boop ¶
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Point is, I need
a better wide-angle lens
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to fully realize my vision,
but they're quite pricy.
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My vision is
I won't have any children
asking me for money.
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Go away!
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Okay, okay, but this
counts as an hour.
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I'm gonna go get
the paperwork
for you to sign.
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Look, all I want you
to do is watch
what I have already.
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I think you'll see
what I mean.
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ADULT ADAM: That year,
I discovered the song
Cat's In The Cradle.
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Like any teenage kid,
the catchy chorus
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and "My dad is a jerk" lyrics
spoke to me.
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¶ And the cat's in the cradle
and the silver spoon
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¶ Little boy blue
and the man in the moon
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ADULT ADAM:
What I didn't realize,
it spoke to my dad even more.
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¶ But we'll get together, then
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¶ You know we'll have
a good time then ¶
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Oh. That song.
(REMOTE CLICKS)
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Always manages to hit
you hard, you know?
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I guess.
It's only halfway done.
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You finish it.
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Wait. For real?
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Yeah.
Before I change my mind.
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ADULT ADAM:
Turns out Cat's In The Cradle
made my dad feel things,
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and like any good son,
I'd use this
to manipulate him.
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Hey, Dad, they just
released a new
Dungeons & Dragons module.
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Can you drive me
to the hobby shop tonight?
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I understand none of that,
but I feel good saying no.
I'm off to work.
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Okay, but when you
coming home, dad?
I don't know when.
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ADULT ADAM: All I did
was subliminally
remind him of the song.
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We'll get together then.
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Damn.
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Let's just go now.
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ADULT ADAM: As I was
working over my old man,
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Barry was working out
a new toast.
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"F" is for family.
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"A" is for how awesome
this family is.
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"M" is for "Mmm, turkey."
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"I" is for my eyes
that get to see you all.
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"L" is for LL Cool J
who probably
also celebrates Thanksgiving.
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"Y"?
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Because he's American,
like us.
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Family!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, you got charm.
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Uh, but what you don't have
is a good speech,
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or charm. I just said that
to cushion the blow.
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Damn it.
What am I supposed to do?
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Erica's so smart
and emotional
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and has these female hormones
that make her feel stuff.
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How do I compete
with that?
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Well... (CLEARS THROAT)
The first thing you got to do
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is lie down
and let your Uncle Marvin
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crackle your spine bones
and your neck tendons
to release toxins.
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Okay.
Okay?
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Okay!
Okay!
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Right there?
Yeah. Facedown.
There you go.
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Got to get
a good stretch on here.
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This flank.
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Hey!
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Aah! Oh!
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That...
That hurts my body.
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That means it's working.
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As for your speech,
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there's one thing
that I learned
in back-cracking school,
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and that's how
to captivate a client.
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Go on.
You see, in the manual,
it says
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that constant talk
and distraction
helps them ignore
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the searing pain
that is spinal alignment.
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That makes sense.
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It's not just about
using your words.
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It's also
about flash!
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(BONES CRACK)
Ah!
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Flash! You're right.
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That's what I need
to add to my toast!
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Exactly.
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Now, just get up there
and show them
what you got, kid.
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BARRY: I'm good.
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You look good.
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ALF: (ON TV) Get away
with murder, so to speak.
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Right now,
I could walk over...
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Well, what's going
on in here?
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Just watching ALF
and playing
cat's cradle.
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No relation to the song.
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You know the song,
right, Dad?
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(HUFFS) That song.
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You know what would
push this father/son
moment over the top?
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You whip us up a malt
to share.
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That's a great idea,
pal.
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What's going on?
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Just some father/son
bonding time.
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Tell me
what you've done to him,
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00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,355
or I'll make you go outside
and play catch with your dad
244
00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,423
on the lawn
in front of the
entire neighborhood.
245
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:48,693
No.
And not with one of those
soft nerf balls, either.
246
00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,729
Not the hard, white ones
with the sewing on them.
247
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,398
That's right.
Baseballs.
248
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:53,999
Okay, okay!
249
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,835
Truth is, Cat's in the Cradle
makes dad bend to my will
250
00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,970
'cause the words
make him sad.
251
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,906
How selfish can you be?
252
00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,140
I'm sorry. I'll stop.
253
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,476
You most certainly will.
254
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,178
After you use your evil
to help me.
255
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,113
Seriously?
Play the song.
256
00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,048
Get him to invite Pop Pop
to Thanksgiving
257
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,150
so he can finally see
what an amazing cook I am.
258
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,987
Isn't your thing, like,
way more selfish than mine?
259
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,322
Oh, yes.
(CHUCKLES)
260
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,792
Now that man will eat
my food and his words.
261
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,293
(CHUCKLES)
262
00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:23,628
And also,
family's important
and stuff.
263
00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,631
There's a lesson
in there. Figure it out.
264
00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,067
Gobble, gobble.
265
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,004
ADULT ADAM:
It was almost dinnertime,
266
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,474
and even though I manipulated
Dad into inviting Pop Pop,
267
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,976
the old grouch was a no-show.
268
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,812
Do we have to wait
for Pop Pop?
I'm starving.
269
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,314
Just give me
a scoop.
270
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,816
Hey! Don't ruin
the presentation.
271
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,319
Half of eating
is done with the eyes.
272
00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,587
Murray,
where's your father?
273
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,088
He'll be here
any minute.
274
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:53,358
Still waiting on Dad, eh?
(LAUGHS)
275
00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,526
That's weird.
276
00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:56,995
I thought you
called him, Murray.
277
00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:57,896
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
278
00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,965
Okay, you're really
laughing it up,
279
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,133
which tells me
you've done
something idiotic
280
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,369
and you want me
to hear about it.
Go ahead.
281
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,570
After you called
our father
282
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,673
to invite him
to Thanksgiving,
I called him back,
283
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:10,942
and I said that I was
going to pick him up.
284
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,143
(LAUGHING)
But I never did.
285
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:16,348
You know,
even for you,
this is incredibly stupid.
286
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:16,948
Uh, it's brilliant,
287
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,717
and you have
your son Adam
to thank for it,
288
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,120
'cause he keeps
on playing that
Cat's in the Cradle song.
289
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,121
(CHUCKLING)
And, uh, everyone knows
290
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,056
that it's the greatest
revenge song ever written.
291
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,459
How do you get revenge
from that song?
292
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:27,959
Hello?
293
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,762
It's about a boy
who gets shafted
by his dad,
294
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,396
just like we were.
295
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,633
And then he grows up,
and his dad calls him
to hang out,
296
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,067
and then the boy
is just like,
297
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,570
"Ha! I've been waiting
for this moment.
298
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,438
"I have my own life now.
299
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,207
"So suck it, old man!"
Click!
300
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,408
That's not
what it's about!
301
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,077
It's about spending time
with your kid.
302
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,512
Pfft! What you
talkin' 'bout, Murray?
303
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,980
It's right there
in the lyrics.
304
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,217
¶ The cat eats the baby
with the silver spoon ¶
305
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,218
Those aren't the words!
306
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,520
It didn't eat a baby.
No baby got eaten.
307
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,922
The cat eats the baby...
No baby gets eaten.
308
00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:00,458
...with the silver spoo...
Would you wake up?
309
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,261
A cat cannot use
a spoon.
310
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,262
It's got paws.
311
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:06,197
A cat can very easily
312
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,967
just pick up a spoon
like so
313
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,068
and...
(IMITATE SPLASH)
314
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,437
(KEYS JINGLE)
Hey. Whoa! Stop!
315
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,106
Wh... It's dinner time.
Where are you going?
316
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:15,740
To get my father.
317
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,642
You're gonna ruin
my ruthless revenge
plot against dad!
318
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,978
What kind
of Thanksgiving is this?
Hey...
319
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,546
ADULT ADAM:
What we didn't know...
(DOOR CLOSES)
320
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:24,282
...was Thanksgiving
was about to get awesome.
321
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,785
Why don't we just hear
a toast while we're waiting?
322
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:30,789
Erica, show us
what you got.
Thank you, Pops.
323
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:31,990
(CLEARS THROAT)
324
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,626
Well, I'm just gonna
speak from the heart
and say...
325
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:38,630
BARRY: (VOICE AMPLIFIED)
Ladies and
gentlemen-men-men-men,
326
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,265
are you prepared
for the ultimate
327
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:43,868
Thanksgiving extravaganza
of love-love-love-love?
328
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,604
ADULT ADAM: And with that,
Barry appeared from the smoke
329
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,173
to take Thanksgiving
to a new level.
330
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:50,208
¶ Never surrender ¶
What the heck is this?
331
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,077
An idiot giving
a Thanksgiving toast.
332
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:55,947
Y'all's about to get touched,
ninja pilgrim-style.
333
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,282
Turkey. Yah!
334
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,349
ADULT ADAM:
It was educational.
335
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:01,686
And so that's when
Chris Colombo
married Pocahontas
336
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:05,023
and they feasted
upon corn, or maize,
337
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,193
named after its a-maize-ing
taste when buttered.
338
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,395
ADULT ADAM: It had music.
339
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,531
It was packed with metaphors
and symbolism.
340
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,533
(GRUNTING)
341
00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,802
It had pyrotechnics.
342
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,371
And breaks for hydration.
343
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,574
It had emotional pandering...
344
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,309
Look at us. Love.
345
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,343
He leaps from half-court!
346
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,746
ADULT ADAM:
...and a cinematic climax.
347
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,414
Three points for family!
348
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,949
The nuclear weapons
are disarmed!
349
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:34,018
The Goldbergs
saved the world!
350
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,820
In conclusion,
Thanksgiving!
351
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,590
ADULT ADAM: (LAUGHS)
And it was awesome!
352
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:42,594
Wait! You actually enjoyed
that confusing pile
of garbage?
353
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,195
It was
a real experience.
354
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,397
I feel like
I just went
to Atlantic City.
355
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,300
I liked the part
where you showed
the baby pictures.
356
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,301
But it made no sense!
357
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,570
How can a slam dunk
disarm nuclear weapons?
358
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:56,107
Can't wait to hear
what you got
in store, Erica.
359
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:56,608
Uh...
360
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,777
I think we should
space them out a bit.
361
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,578
No! Please.
362
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,513
Talk from the heart.
363
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,047
Uh... We should wait
on Pop Pop,
364
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,518
because that is
the right thing to do.
365
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,986
So I'll be upstairs.
366
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:08,686
Not writing a speech.
367
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,955
Just, uh, waiting
for them to show up,
so I'll be gone.
368
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,526
ADULT ADAM:
As Erica retreated,
Pop Pop was on the warpath.
369
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:15,493
I can't believe
you people...
370
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,997
Making me wait outside
nearly seven minutes
in the dead of fall.
371
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,300
It was just
a little mix-up, Dad.
Marvin will apologize.
372
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,568
You want me
to apologize to him,
373
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,104
the man who picked me
up from soccer practice
at midnight?
374
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,971
I had a thing.
That's it!
375
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,973
I'm not stepping
one foot in that house
as long as he's here!
376
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,810
Good.
Now I got something
to be thankful for.
377
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,211
(EXCLAIMS)
378
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:36,447
Hey! What are you doing
dropping the pants?
That's my thing.
379
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,918
I'm the one that invented
dropping your slacks
at the door.
380
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,287
It's Thanksgiving.
Pull up your pants.
381
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:42,987
How you doing, Ben?
382
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:43,988
You think
you're better than me?
383
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,158
(CHUCKLES)
Speaking of better,
try my turkey, Ben. Taste.
384
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,360
No, no, no.
I learned my lesson
a long time ago.
385
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,095
Here. Heat this up.
I'm starving.
386
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:54,532
Come on. You can't have
Thanksgiving from a box.
387
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,834
Just take a taste, Ben.
388
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:56,935
I'm not kidding you.
389
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,002
Take a damn taste.
390
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,371
I'll take a taste!
I'm eating out here!
391
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,739
Everyone,
just calm down.
392
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:05,844
Adam, uh, why don't you
just play your
Cat's In The Cradle video?
393
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,513
Oh, hey! Son of a bitch.
I love that song.
394
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,348
That's got
that nice message in it.
395
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:10,949
That right?
396
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,717
Yeah,
there's this needy brat
397
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,953
who's been pestering
his dad for years.
398
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,354
His dad just wants
to be left alone.
399
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,990
All right, so,
now, years later,
they're on the phone,
400
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,660
but his son now...
Oh, he's finally
into his own crap.
401
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,028
So his father
hangs up the phone
402
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,064
because now he's got
what he's always wanted.
403
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,832
To be
left the hell alone.
(DOOR OPENS)
404
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,767
It's a revenge song!
405
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,669
The son wins in the end!
406
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:32,503
No one wins!
407
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,540
It's about the struggle
to not let time slip away.
408
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,140
No one thinks that!
409
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,743
(DOOR SLAMS)
Adam.
Do your Jedi mind trick.
410
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,078
Play the video
and make people
listen to you.
411
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,381
That's why you've been
playing that damn song
all the time?
412
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,483
Oh, balls.
You were screwing
with my mind?
413
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,553
Mom was the one
that tricked you
into inviting Pop Pop
414
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,221
so she could
force-feed him turkey.
415
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,522
What?
What?
416
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,290
What? I can't hear!
417
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,592
I'm outside here!
Speak louder!
¶ Never surrender ¶
418
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,663
Who's ready for a high-octane,
tear-jerkin'
Thanksgiving toast?
419
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,465
Oh, boy.
This is real bad timing.
420
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,067
Watch out, Russia.
It's the American
baseball team,
421
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,970
and they're hitting
home runs for family.
(GASPS)
422
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,772
Oh!
My decorative gourds!
423
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,774
Dude! You're stealing
my whole speech!
424
00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,911
No, it's different!
You did basketball.
I'm doing baseball.
425
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,879
What?
Doesn't matter. I win.
426
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,148
I forgot what it was for,
but I beat you.
427
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,684
You don't even know
what this is about?
428
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,085
I dislike you so much!
429
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,022
BEVERLY: Stop it! Stop it!
Everybody stop it!
Barry!
430
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,290
Stop it!
It's Thanks (BLEEP) giving!
431
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:29,327
I don't care what it is!
I want these crazy people
out of my house!
432
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,962
No! I'm so close!
433
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,030
Ben, try my yams.
434
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,197
I learned my lesson.
No.
435
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,466
No yams!
I'm taking out the leaf!
436
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,968
No! Not the leaf!
437
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,102
What's happening?
438
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,605
(GRUNTS) Aah!
439
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,974
I feel so left out!
440
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:45,843
MURRAY: Ugh, my back.
441
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,112
ADULT ADAM: It was
a Thanksgiving stalemate.
442
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,280
My dad wanted everyone out,
443
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,516
and Marvin was refusing
to come in.
444
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,618
What are you
still doing here?
445
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,119
Thanksgiving's over.
Go home.
446
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,154
No. We can
still save this thing.
447
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:59,223
Barry, help me set
the table around
your father.
448
00:15:59,225 --> 00:15:59,791
I can't move!
449
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,461
I sold 80-pound vacuums
door to door
with a shattered pelvis.
450
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:03,928
Suck it up!
451
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,365
Marvin, get inside.
Murray threw his back out,
and we need your magic hands.
452
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,933
Yes, I can see
how you might think,
453
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:12,370
based on my
consistent claim
that I'm a chiropractor,
454
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,673
how I might be
of some service in this
particular situation.
455
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,242
You can't help?
What kind of
a male nurse are you?
456
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,911
I am a chiropractor,
damn it.
457
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,780
At least, I will be
once the school
is recognized by the state.
458
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,983
There's no way
that man's touching me!
459
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,118
Okay, that's enough.
I have something to say.
460
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,421
Again,
it's very bad timing.
461
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,890
Look, maybe
we're a garbage family,
462
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,593
and maybe
we don't always get along.
463
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,863
But, you know,
maybe that's okay.
464
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,132
Maybe that's
a good thing.
465
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:44,168
I mean, Barry's one
of the biggest idiots
of all time,
466
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,238
but he gave the best toast
this family's ever seen.
467
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,973
Yes! Ignoring
the first part.
468
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,210
And if this utter dope
can pull that off,
469
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,344
well, then I'm sure
my dopey uncle
470
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:58,049
has learned enough
at back school
that he can fix my dad.
471
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,719
No! Do not get inspired
by her speech!
472
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,988
'Cause the fact is
it's Thanksgiving!
473
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:06,991
And if a family
can't believe
in each other
474
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,127
on a day like today...
475
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,028
Well, then, when can we?
476
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,297
ADULT ADAM:
Sure, it was insulting,
but also deeply moving.
477
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:17,468
That night, Erica proved
that she could toast
with the best of them.
478
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,836
What is happening?
479
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,605
(DOOR BURSTS OPEN)
480
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,342
Your faith in me
is all the training I need.
481
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,376
(SCREAMS) No!
482
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,477
You can do it, Marvy.
483
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,346
No!
It's all you, Uncle Marv.
484
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:31,549
No!
Give it a shot, Marv!
485
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,017
I'm a little drunk.
486
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:33,818
I'm going in!
487
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,987
Don't go in!
What are you doing?
488
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,255
(GRUNTS)
Flash!
489
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,023
(BONES CRACK)
490
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,069
How you feel?
491
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,206
I actually feel better.
MARVIN: Yeah?
492
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,908
Look, he's
standing straighter!
493
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,644
I told you I'm a God!
(LAUGHS)
494
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,646
Marvin saved
Thanksgiving!
495
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,748
Marvin. Marvin!
496
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,482
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
497
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,983
ADULT ADAM: Even though
Marvin took all the credit,
498
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,985
my mom still got the moment
she always dreamed of.
499
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,656
Damn it, Marvin!
You're... You're hogging
the yams!
500
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:12,924
Ah, buh, buh, buh!
501
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:15,827
Look at my old man
loving your food.
502
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:18,229
Guess you finally got
what you wanted.
503
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:18,996
Raised a moron.
504
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,898
BEVERLY:
Yeah. It's great.
505
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,433
But look at them
all there.
506
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,769
¶ He learned to walk
while I was away ¶
507
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,671
Family and stuff.
(CHUCKLES)
508
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,306
Yeah.
Family and stuff.
509
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,541
ADULT ADAM: It turned out
to be our best
Thanksgiving ever.
510
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,511
And even though Barry
and Erica battled
over the best speech,
511
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:37,515
in the end,
Pops reclaimed the crown.
(SPOON CLINKS)
512
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,617
I'd like to make
a little toast.
513
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:44,922
Normally, this holiday
makes me think
of the love of my life.
514
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,290
My wife, Irene.
515
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,393
But as I look
around this table tonight,
516
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:53,598
I realize we shouldn't dwell
on the loves we've lost.
517
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:58,002
'Cause there's more
than enough love right here.
518
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:01,339
Cheers.
519
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,406
MURRAY: Hear, hear.
(GLASSES CLINK)
520
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:05,042
(SNIFFLES)
Thinks he's better
than us, that bastard.
521
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,378
If anyone would like
a spinal adjustment,
522
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,980
meet me on the couch
when this is over.
523
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:12,016
¶ I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do"
524
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:12,817
¶ He said, "That's okay"
525
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,321
¶ And then he walked away,
but his smile never dimmed
and said...
526
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:17,922
I don't get it.
527
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:22,193
How on earth can you think
this song's about
being a lousy father?
528
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:23,794
Just a theory.
529
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,163
Well...
530
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,699
I watch you
with your kids.
You're, um...
531
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,868
Not like me.
532
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,337
You're a good father
to them.
533
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,373
Even to the weird one.
534
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,911
I don't know which one
that is, but thank you.
535
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,547
(CAT'S IN THE CRADLE
CONTINUES PLAYING)
536
00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:50,955
¶ Well, he came from college
just the other day
537
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,957
¶ So much like a man,
I just...
538
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,225
Hey. The...
The video over?
539
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,160
(STUTTERS) I got nervous,
so I left.
540
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,063
Yeah. It, uh, played well.
541
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,100
Noticed my name
on the end there.
542
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,602
Since when
am I your producer?
543
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,370
Since you paid
for the lens.
544
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,906
I couldn't have done it
without you.
545
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,675
Any of it.
546
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:13,511
¶ Little boy blue
and the man in the moon
547
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,279
So...
548
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,647
Yeah.
549
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,348
Yeah.
550
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,218
¶ But we'll get
together then, Dad
551
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,852
You okay?
552
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,522
Yeah. I'm good.
553
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,697
¶ And the cat's in the cradle
and the silver spoon
554
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,736
¶ And the cat's in the cradle
and the silver spoon
555
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,205
¶ Little boy blue
and the man in the moon
556
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,642
¶ When you comin' home, son?
I don't know when
557
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,713
¶ But we'll get
together then, Dad ¶
558
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,650
A few guys from the
water polo team
invited me on a ski trip.
559
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,886
No.
Would you just hear me out
before you say no?
560
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:56,520
I already said no.
561
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,155
Well, I wrote a little song
about father/daughter
relationships
562
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:02,793
that just may make
you realize that our time
together is fleeting.
563
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,561
(TV TURNS OFF)
564
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:07,098
¶ A butterfly emerges
from a cocoon
565
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:12,536
¶ A dad and daughter
gaze at the moon
566
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,972
¶ Fathers and daughters
and fathers of daughters
567
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:19,277
¶ And the man in the moon
is neglecting
his daughter... ¶
568
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:19,810
Wow!
569
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:23,414
That song made me realize
how precious our time is.
570
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,782
So I can go
on the ski trip?
571
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,551
No. I want you
by my side all weekend.
572
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,920
This really backfired
on me, huh?