1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,102 Adult adam: Ferris bueller's day off. 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:03,802 The epic '80s teen movie 3 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,705 By the epic '80s teen movie director, john hughes. 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:09,641 Ferris was effortlessly cool, confident 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,209 And charismatic, 6 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,411 And every teenage boy wanted to be him, 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,179 Especially me and barry. 8 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:15,814 Barry and adam with tv: You're abe froman? 9 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,616 That's right. I'm abe froman. 10 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,319 The sausage king of chicago? 11 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:23,088 Yeah. That's me. 12 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:24,990 (both chuckling) oh my god. 13 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,058 Ferris is so awesome. 14 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,227 One day, I'm gonna eat in a fancy restaurant. 15 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:32,264 And one day, I'm gonna be able to pull off this beret, 16 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,332 Just like ferris. Never! 17 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,467 Only I can pull that off! Give me mom's beret! 18 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,302 Adult adam: Yep, we constantly fought about 19 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:39,304 Which one of us was most like ferris. 20 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:40,806 Are you kidding me right now? 21 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,776 In what world are you the ferris? Barry: Duh. 22 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:46,412 We're both cool, we both date hot ladies, 23 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,180 And we both have horrible sisters. 24 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,215 All of that applies to me, too. 25 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:50,916 (scoffs) if anything, 26 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:54,053 You're the sickly, goober best friend, cameron. 27 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:54,453 Me? 28 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:57,523 You're the emotional wreck who wears a hockey jersey all the time. 29 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,991 That's classic cameron, dude. 30 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:01,293 Don't you dare call me "the cameron", cameron! 31 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:04,363 I'm ferris, bro. Deal with it. 32 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,065 Deal with this. 33 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:06,632 (toilet flushes) 34 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:07,699 Oh my god! Oh my god! 35 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,035 Adult adam: But in reality, I wasn't ferris. 36 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:10,669 I was this. 37 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,005 Hey, guys! Want to be in the school's video time capsule? 38 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,740 It'll be a learning tool for future generations. 39 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:18,043 Yeah, you're a learning tool for all generations. 40 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:19,244 (all laughing) good one. 41 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,479 Dude, enough with the camera. 42 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:25,617 It's creepy and intrusive and weird. Just like you. 43 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,687 Thank you for the feedback. 44 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,223 Adult adam: While I knew 45 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:32,424 I was miles from ferris, 46 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,961 Barry lived in a straight up fantasyland. 47 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,830 'sup, math club? 48 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,832 Calcu-later! 49 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:42,835 'sup, band geeks? Staying out of treble? 50 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:44,336 I have no idea who you are. 51 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,805 Hey, lover girl! How ya been? 52 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,875 Awful. I just got voted onto the homecoming court. 53 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:50,342 We made it? 54 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:53,445 Yes! I'm gonna need a big crown, you know, 55 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,613 'cause I have a huge head. 56 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,583 Oh, wow. You really, um, misread that badly. 57 00:01:57,585 --> 00:01:59,518 You lost, like, big-time. 58 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,987 Anthony balsamo won in a landslide. 59 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:02,888 Barry: Wait. 60 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,323 You and your dreamy ex-boyfriend 61 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,692 Are sharing a float in the parade? 62 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:07,326 Together? 63 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:10,262 That's the most romantic of all modes of transportation! 64 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,498 Chill! We were a disaster when we dated. 65 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,199 We never talked. All we did was make out. 66 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,335 This is not getting better! Erica: Um... 67 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,636 You're on the homecoming court? 68 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,205 I thought we agreed it was for stupid, lame losers. 69 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,674 (scoffs) it's totally for stupid, lame losers. 70 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,575 Then why are you doing it? 71 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,911 I wanted to be a part of it. Yeah, well, so do I! 72 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:29,081 But you're not supposed to admit it. So... Are we... 73 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,849 Still sure that I didn't win? 74 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,251 Both: Yes! All right. 75 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,986 I'm gonna go help make the float. 76 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,788 So lame and fun. (squeals) 77 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,056 Ugh! 78 00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:39,057 This sucks! 79 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,560 I can't compete with anthony balsamo. 80 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:42,294 He's a dreamboat. 81 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,762 Well, if it makes you feel better, you and lainey 82 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,430 Lasted way longer than I thought. Well... 83 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:50,736 I'm gonna be even more dreamboatier than anthony balsamo. 84 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,337 I'm gonna be... 85 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,173 Ferris bueller. 86 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,607 It's time I have an epic day off. 87 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,910 Good luck, knob. Mom will catch you in 2 seconds. 88 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:02,915 Spoken like ferris' shockingly unlikable sister, jennifer grey. 89 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:03,982 I want out of this family. 90 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:07,886 That's literally something jennifer grey says. 91 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:10,989 (oh yeah by yello playing) a day off is exactly what I need 92 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,691 To get my mojo back. 93 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,492 Life moves pretty fast. 94 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:17,196 If you don't stop and look around once in a while, 95 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:17,763 You could miss it. 96 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:21,433 (music stops) again, dude, I don't know who you are. 97 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,569 I'm ferris bueller! 98 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,871 God! Read a book! 99 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,372 ¶ bow, bow 100 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,707 ¶ chik, chika-chika ¶ 101 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,176 Adult adam: It was April 27, 1980, something, 102 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:32,978 And my loving smother was walking in 103 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:36,348 On yet another mess she had to clean up. 104 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,050 I was gone for 2 minutes! 105 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,918 What the hell happened in here? 106 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,786 We wanted milkshakes, 107 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,821 And we couldn't find the lid to the blender, 108 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,823 So we just used barry's hands. 109 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:45,657 It did not work. 110 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,360 The lid was right here. You didn't even look for it. 111 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,828 I don't know why I put up with you. I... 112 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,931 Both: "I could have been a lawyer." 113 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,234 Adult adam: My mom used that catchphrase to remind us 114 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:58,770 Of the imaginary career she'd given up to raise us. 115 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,671 Shh! 116 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,872 Stop folding so loudly! 117 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,207 We can't hear the tv! 118 00:04:02,209 --> 00:04:04,309 You know, I did not sign up for this. 119 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:05,210 I could've been a lawyer! 120 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:08,280 This is the third time I'm calling you down for dinner! 121 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:09,948 Stop ignoring your mother! 122 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,149 I could've been a lawyer! 123 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,219 You know I could have been a lawyer? 124 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,623 Don't get fresh. 125 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:19,091 I've given up everything for you people. 126 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,660 No offense, but being a lawyer's like a whole thing, 127 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,996 And you only went to one semester of college. 128 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:26,832 I don't believe this. I would like nothing more 129 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,700 Than to be out there in the workforce 130 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,335 With my shoulder padded power suit 131 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:32,738 And my thermos full of homemade soup... 132 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:36,341 Maybe chicken noodle or maybe a nice bisque. 133 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,010 Or stew. 134 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:38,910 Probably stew. 135 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,412 And we're back to cooking again. 136 00:04:40,414 --> 00:04:42,614 Admit it. You complain about doing mom stuff, 137 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,749 But you secretly love it. 138 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:45,817 I'll have you know that virginia kremp has been trying 139 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:48,120 To get me to work part time at the flower shop for years, 140 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:51,089 And I think it's time I finally take her up on it. 141 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:51,923 As of tomorrow, 142 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,327 I will officially start my second job. 143 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,728 What's your first job? 144 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:57,963 Being a mom! 145 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,631 (chuckling) unbelievable. 146 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,567 Tomorrow, I am going to work, 147 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,536 No matter what happens. 148 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,804 How could this happen? 149 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:09,141 Murray, feel his hands. They're cold and clammy. 150 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,809 I don't want to get sick. 151 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,312 (sighs) I'm fine. I'll get up. 152 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,981 Not a chance, mister. (sighs) 153 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,250 Don't you worry. Mama's gonna stay right here 154 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:20,285 And nurse you back to health. 155 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,454 No! I mean... 156 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,155 (softly) no. 157 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,424 Are you seriously buying this bullcrap? 158 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,526 I mean, he told me in school he would do this. 159 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,896 He's faking it like ferris bueller. 160 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,097 Erica? 161 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,298 Is that you? 162 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,167 Please don't be upset with me. 163 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,869 You have your health. Be thankful. 164 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,738 That's literally a line from the movie! 165 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,807 Please just watch the movie. It's all in the movie. 166 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,676 We don't have time to watch movies right now. 167 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,178 Clearly, your brother is very sick 168 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,713 And needs his rest. (mouthing) 169 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:51,183 Now go eat breakfast and get to school. Move! 170 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:51,783 (erica scoffs) 171 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:54,453 Bevy, it's your first day of work. 172 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:56,588 I'm not gonna let the moron ruin it. 173 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,090 I'll stay with him, okay? 174 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,491 But he needs constant care. 175 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:02,127 All you'll do is loaf around in your chair, 176 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,495 Watch hours of television, 177 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,529 And eat whatever you want. 178 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,933 Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized my mom was right. 179 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:10,569 This could be his day off, too. 180 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,337 I'm incredibly offended. 181 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,005 Just to prove you wrong, 182 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,041 I will stay with barry all day! 183 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:20,312 Oh, feel better, but don't stop needing me! 184 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,949 (groans) 185 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,517 (oh yeah playing) they bought it. 186 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:29,388 The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. 187 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:30,122 You fake a stomach cramp, 188 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:33,258 And when you're bent over moaning, you lick your palms. 189 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,861 It's a little childish, but hey... (music stops) 190 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:37,729 Stop! I told you, man... 191 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,164 Stop touching my camera! 192 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,198 You're not ferris! 193 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,302 Adult adam: Now all barry had to do was outsmart my old man. 194 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:44,936 Later. 195 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,772 Have fun with your thing, erica. 196 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,074 Adult adam: That part was beyond easy. 197 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:52,144 Next, barry headed over to pops' retirement community 198 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:54,846 To pick up some sweet wheels. Hey. 199 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,783 How you doin'? Barry goldberg. 200 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,752 Give me your firebird. 201 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,921 Okay. Wow. I... 202 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,022 (chuckles) didn't expect that. 203 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,958 Okay. Thing is, is I'm skipping school, 204 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:07,726 And you can't tell anyone. 205 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,594 That may be a little difficult. 206 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:10,929 I'm taking the day off, too. 207 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,798 What? You're stealing my thing! 208 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,400 Your thing? I'm the one that needs the day off. 209 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,169 You're a dumb kid! Your problems are meaningless. 210 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:21,072 It's been brought to my attention that my whole being 211 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:23,108 Might not be well-received at school. 212 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:23,809 Just like cameron. 213 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,111 Admit it. Admit you're the cameron. 214 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,314 My leopard vest and boyish charm say otherwise. 215 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,149 That's my look! I'm ferris! 216 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,084 Enough! I'll be the camden. 217 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,253 The two of you can be the fergus. 218 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:36,755 Does that mean you'll help us? 219 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,391 Normally, I wouldn't let you kids skip school, 220 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:40,892 But let's be honest. 221 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,661 You both need a day off. 222 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,463 Well, then, let's hit the road. 223 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,199 (oh yeah playing) 224 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:55,173 If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up. 225 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:57,275 I did. It's mine. 226 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,945 (engine starting) (engine revving) 227 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,318 ¶ bow, bow 228 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,719 ¶ chik, chika-chika ¶ 229 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:10,121 Do you have a kiss for daddy? 230 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,691 Not now, barry. I just got a call. 231 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,359 My grandmother passed. 232 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,194 (chuckling) that was me! 233 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,196 I called the school so you could skip. 234 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,499 Wait. So meemaw's not dead? 235 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,900 No! 236 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:22,467 I assume not. 237 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,536 I don't have eyes on her, but most likely. 238 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:27,372 Oh, my god. What is wrong with you? 239 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:28,073 It's what ferris does, 240 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,841 And everyone loves him for it. Erica: Idiot! 241 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,977 Lainey's grandmother helped raise her, 242 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:32,777 And you just told the school 243 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,713 That she got flattened by a semi. 244 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,748 Come on. I need my sloane. 245 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,684 I even got you a distracting white fringe jacket. 246 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,854 I can't leave, okay? It's homecoming. 247 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,722 Plus, I have to call my aunt 248 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,157 And tell her that her mother is alive. 249 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,759 (sighs) 250 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,994 You suck at this. 251 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,161 Shut up! 252 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,830 But he's right. Let's just go home. 253 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,499 No! We got a day off to have, kiddo. 254 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:58,336 Wait, you're actually encouraging them both to skip school? 255 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,405 Sorry, sweetheart. They need this. 256 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:03,542 God, I am so sick of everyone bending over backwards 257 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,478 For these two losers, because they fail at life. 258 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,712 Whatever, jennifer grey. 259 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,047 Have fun in school while we live it up. 260 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,584 Fine! You want me to be jennifer grey, you'll get her. 261 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,420 But not the awesome one in dirty dancing. (engine revving) 262 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,022 ¶ chik, chika-chika ¶ (tires squealing) 263 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,525 And that was my fringe jacket! 264 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:24,329 Adult adam: After a bit of a shaky start, 265 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,531 Barry's day off was under way. 266 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,299 With me at his side, 267 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,035 We would take philly by storm and relive the movie. 268 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,603 First up was the museum. 269 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,572 ¶ oh, yeah 270 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,708 ¶ oh, yeah 271 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,778 ¶ the moon ¶ 272 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,713 Where are the boobs? 273 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,949 Where are the boobs? 274 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:44,883 Where are the boobs? 275 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,619 Adult adam: Unfortunately, trying to re-create your favorite scene 276 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,421 From a movie isn't as easy as you'd think. 277 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,957 Just take my hand! Stranger danger! 278 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:52,924 Hey! Come here! It's from a movie! 279 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,294 Adult adam: Next up was the phillies, and it was gonna be legendary. 280 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,897 Hey, batter! Hey, batter! 281 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,332 Swing, batter! 282 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:03,234 Hey, butter! Hey, butter! 283 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,869 Sweet, butter! 284 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,871 Are you saying "sweet butter"? 285 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,773 Shut up. I don't know sports. 286 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,008 (bat cracks) (crowd cheers) 287 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,411 Foul ball! Look alive, boys! 288 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,313 Yes! (player thudding) 289 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,615 (crowd booing) 290 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,049 Adult adam: But, unfortunately for us, 291 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,621 The day was becoming legendary for all the wrong reasons. 292 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:28,326 And we weren't the only ones struggling that day. 293 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,594 You okay? You seem blue. 294 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,830 It's just barry's sick, (music stops) 295 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,399 And I feel really guilty being here. 296 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,168 Aw, honey. Welcome to being a working mama. 297 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,237 You want to get out of that house, and then when you do, 298 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,740 You can't help but feel like you're missing out, right? 299 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,209 Thanks, ginny. It's nice to know I'm not alone. 300 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,711 (chuckles) and here I was, ready to... 301 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,247 Bail and go check on him. 302 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,616 (both laughing) 303 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,652 (breathlessly) come on. 304 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,252 Oh, bev. 305 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,954 No, your family will still be there 306 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,055 To love you when you get home. 307 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,491 That means a lot. (chuckles) 308 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,692 In fact, you've inspired me. 309 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,128 I think I'm gonna take the van (keys jangling) 310 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:03,828 And do some deliveries 311 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,032 Or whatever it is you do with a van. 'kay. Bye. 312 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:07,966 Wait! You forgot the flowers! 313 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,136 Adult adam: As my mom was ditching the first day of her new job, 314 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,771 We were making a last-ditch effort 315 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,940 To get a tiny taste of ferris bueller. 316 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,110 (keys jangling) 317 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,178 Keep it close, pal. 318 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,479 (classical music playing) 319 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,747 Hello. May I help you? 320 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,849 Yes, my good man. I am abe froman, 321 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,185 The cheesesteak king of philadelphia. 322 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,522 And I am gabe froman, the emperor of soft pretzels. 323 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,856 Get out of here! You're terrible! 324 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,359 Take it easy, ferguses. Hmm. 325 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,896 I don't see those names on my list. 326 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,900 But that's fine. We have a beautiful table for you right by the window. 327 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,803 Whoa! Whoa! You're gonna seat us just like that? 328 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,472 He just said he's the pretzel emperor. 329 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,473 That's not even a thing. 330 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,410 Well, we pride ourselves on accommodating all of our guests. 331 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,712 So, if you'll follow me... 332 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,448 No, sir, I will not follow you! 333 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,149 Make it difficult for us to sit. 334 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,551 Yeah! We need to outsmart you 335 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,618 With our comedic shenanigans. 336 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,288 I'm sorry. I don't understand what's happening right now. 337 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,989 You're supposed to act snooty 338 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,758 And threaten to call the police. 339 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,493 I would never call the police. 340 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,230 Now, if you and the pretzel emperor will follow me... 341 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,165 Call the police! I demand it! 342 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:14,866 Don't call the police. 343 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,335 Call the police! Don't call the police. 344 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,971 We'll just get our car from valet. 345 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,939 We don't have a valet. 346 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,007 Then you better call the police. 347 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,343 Adult adam: And with one simple toss of the keys... 348 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,010 Keep it close, pal. 349 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,047 ...Barry was completely robbed of his day off. 350 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,849 (bell dings) 351 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,486 (triumphant music playing) 352 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:38,056 Adult adam: Unlike the movie, the firebird was never seen again. 353 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,791 (car thudding) (tires squealing) 354 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,393 Even worse, my mom was flying home 355 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,662 To give her sick little schmoopie some tlc. 356 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:48,233 (car thudding) beverly: Ow! I hurt my bottom! 357 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,801 Adult adam: But she had promised my dad 358 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,336 She wouldn't walk through that front door... 359 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,973 (snorts) ...To go see barry before the workday was done. 360 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,874 (snoring) 361 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,476 So instead, she decided to climb the trellis 362 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,045 And go through the window. 363 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,747 Ow! 364 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149 Oh, poop! 365 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,251 Mama's coming, baby. 366 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,419 Oh, it's in my pantyhose! Damn it! 367 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:12,690 We are definitely overwatering this lawn. My pedicure! 368 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,893 Ow! Ow! Ow! 369 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,934 How's work going? 370 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,603 (door closes) I told you. He's fine. 371 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,539 Something's wrong. He didn't come to the window. 372 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,275 I've got to get up there and put my lips on his forehead. 373 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,477 It's the only way to get an accurate temperature. 374 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,814 You can't stay away, can you? You're crazy. 375 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,917 If stealing a van and trying to break into my own home 376 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,952 So I can snuggle my boy is crazy, 377 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,353 Then I don't want to be sane. 378 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,022 You stole a van? No time to explain, 379 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,957 Mostly 'cause it makes me look bad. 380 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,491 Barry needs me! 381 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,494 Adult adam: Luckily, my brother had followed the movie to a "t" 382 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,630 And rigged an elaborate pulley system to a mannequin 383 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,232 To fake out my mom. 384 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,534 (snoring) 385 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,241 See? The kid's totally fine. Really? 386 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,211 Adult adam: But beverly goldberg was a lot smarter 387 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,812 Than the mom in the movie. 388 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,913 (snoring) 389 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,615 (telephone ringing) 390 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:10,982 Hello? 391 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,685 Barry's ditching school. Beverly: Wow. 392 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,453 Thank you for telling me nothing of note. 393 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,088 Did you even hear what I said? 394 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,591 Yes, narc. I'm also ditching work. 395 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:20,892 Are you gonna tattle on me, too? 396 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:24,662 But I... Get back to class, or you're grounded. 397 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,136 What do you mean, the car's already been reported stolen? 398 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,772 The question is, how did you know it was stolen? 399 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:38,476 I didn't. I mean, I did, because I reported it, 400 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,712 But I didn't really. 401 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,279 I'm gonna go. 402 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,047 No, you're gonna wait for someone 403 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,782 To come and question you. 404 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,118 (knuckles cracking) 405 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,496 Drugs? 406 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,665 Thank you, no. I'm good. 407 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,035 No, I meant are you in here for drugs? 408 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,303 No. 409 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,071 Why are you here? 410 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,573 Drugs. 411 00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,642 So, you gonna tell me your story or what? 412 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,709 Fine. You want to know what's wrong? 413 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,512 I know what's wrong. I just want to hear you say it. 414 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,981 In a nutshell, I hate my brothers. 415 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:17,916 They think my life is so easy, 416 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,885 But I have problems, like everyone else. 417 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:21,386 Like what? 418 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,820 My friend got on the homecoming court, 419 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,922 And I didn't go out for it 420 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,723 Because we both agreed it's stupid. 421 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,091 Well, then, what's the problem? 422 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,660 I don't know. I guess, deep down, 423 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:29,661 I really wanted to be on it. 424 00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,696 Then why didn't you go for it? 425 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,630 If there's one thing I know, 426 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,732 Being on the junior royal court opens a lot of doors. 427 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:40,038 'cause it's lame, and I didn't want people to make fun of me. 428 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,139 But I guess that's what I do. 429 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,143 Instead of taking risks, I just keep my head down. 430 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,279 Maybe that's why barry bothers me so much. 431 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,515 He's not afraid to look like an idiot. 432 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,316 Well, if you ask me, 433 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,318 You ought to spend more time worrying about yourself 434 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,187 And less time worrying about your brother. 435 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,756 All right, you're free to go. 436 00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,357 It's about time. 437 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,694 Feels like I've been sitting here for 30 (bleep) years. 438 00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,162 ¶ chika-chika bow, bow ¶ 439 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,964 Adult adam: Meanwhile, barry became so depressed 440 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:10,735 That he'd never be ferris bueller, he became catatonic. 441 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,871 Come on. It's not that bad. 442 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,473 We had a great day. 443 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,407 Barry went comatose, 444 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,877 We got pelted with garbage on national tv, 445 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,379 And someone stole your car. 446 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,516 Enough! You can't force a perfect day. 447 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,852 You got to just go out and live it 448 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,255 The best way you can as you, no one else. 449 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,291 That's exactly what ferris would say. 450 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:38,696 Great. Even our 80-year-old grandfather is cooler than us. 451 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,298 Man. Look at the guy. 452 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,433 I think he blew a microchip. 453 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,302 Pops: You okay, kiddo? 454 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,404 Blink if you can hear me. 455 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,439 ¶ oh, yeah 456 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,309 ¶ oh, yeah ¶ 457 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,111 (music stops) 458 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,246 Did he just... Yep. 459 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,049 I'm coming, schmoopie! 460 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,684 Let my body be your life preserver! 461 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:04,222 Adult adam: Just like ferris had been relentlessly tracked down 462 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,323 By principal rooney, 463 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,792 Barry had been tracked down by my mom. 464 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,326 (barry gasping) 465 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,861 Beverly: Hold on to my bosom and kick with your legs. 466 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,963 Please! I was about to hit bottom! 467 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,332 Beverly: Let me breathe air into your lungs. 468 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,000 Barry: Gross! 469 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,302 Adult adam: It was official. 470 00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,637 Barry's day off was a total failure. 471 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,307 And even worse, my mom ended up grounding him for a month. 472 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:28,479 ¶ when barry was in egypt's land 473 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:33,284 ¶ let my barry go ¶ 474 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,187 You okay? I'm dying. 475 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,089 Dude, get up. It's homecoming. 476 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,590 You got to be there for lainey. 477 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,526 What's the point? I'm grounded. 478 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,630 Maybe ferris can sneak out, but not me. 479 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,697 Not cameron. 480 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,966 What if I told you that ferris isn't even real? 481 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,635 I know. It's just a movie. 482 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,369 That's not what I mean. 483 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,406 There's this theory that he's just a figment of cameron's imagination. 484 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,808 That would make cameron the hero 485 00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,577 And ferris just the guy he wants to be. 486 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,144 So... 487 00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:04,248 Even if I'm cameron, I can still be ferris? 488 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,283 Exactly. 489 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,084 Why are you cheering me up? 490 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,852 I met a dude who made me take a good look at myself. 491 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,355 Adult adam: Just then, my brother realized erica was right. 492 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,024 Maybe barry was cameron, but that didn't mean 493 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,859 He didn't have a little ferris in him, too. 494 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,728 Come on. Let's go to homecoming. 495 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,063 You said you were grounded. Hey, 496 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,468 I'm barry goldberg, and if anyone can outsmart mom, it's me. 497 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,336 Later! Have fun with your thing, erica. 498 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:29,207 Adult adam: Once again, barry had no problem sneaking past my dad. 499 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:29,941 Beverly: Squishy... 500 00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:33,511 I know you're grounded, but that doesn't mean mama doesn't love you. 501 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,045 (beverly gasps) 502 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,081 Adult adam: And for 30 seconds, he had slightly fooled my mom. 503 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,118 (marching band playing) 504 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,321 (crowd cheering) 505 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,632 Boyfriend a no-show, huh? 506 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,034 Call me old-fashioned, but a guy who stands you up 507 00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,238 Deserves to get cheated on. (chuckles) 508 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,441 (feedback) 509 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,776 (twist and shout playing) 510 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,646 (marching band stops) 511 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,216 ¶ oh, shake it up, baby, now 512 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:13,885 Oh, no. 513 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,187 ¶ twist and shout 514 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,624 ¶ come on, come on come on come on, baby, now 515 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,594 ¶ come on and work it on out 516 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,865 ¶ well, work it on out, honey 517 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,268 ¶ you know you look so good 518 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,636 This isn't what I meant, you dope! 519 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,839 ¶ you know you got me going now 520 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,606 ¶ just like I knew 521 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,141 Adult adam: Even though barry was making a fool of himself, 522 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,210 (cheers and applause) something happened he never expected. 523 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:44,215 Every single person in that audience loved ferris bueller, too. 524 00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,256 Uh, who is that crazy dude? 525 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,725 That's my boyfriend. 526 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,061 ¶ ahhhhh 527 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,430 ¶ ahhhhh he's doing it. 528 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,432 He's actually doing it. 529 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,900 ¶ ahhhhh 530 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,503 ¶ ahhhhhhhhhh 531 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,739 I'll go get him. No. Let him go. 532 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,108 Sometimes moms need to know when to take a day off, too. 533 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,178 ¶ come on, come on, come on come on, baby, now ¶ sing, baby, sing! 534 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,313 Adult adam: That's when my mom realized 535 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,814 There was a reason she wasn't a lawyer. 536 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,751 She already had the best job in the world. 537 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,485 As for me, I realized 538 00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:26,824 I didn't want to be ferris bueller or cameron or anyone else in the movie. 539 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,825 I wanted to be the guy 540 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,795 Who sat behind the camera, making it. 541 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,464 I wanted to be john hughes. 542 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,333 ¶ shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now 543 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,902 Adult adam: Of course, no one could be, 544 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,104 But I might as damn well try. 545 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,139 ¶ ahhhhh 546 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,741 ¶ ahhhhh 547 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,142 ¶ ahhhhh 548 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,511 ¶ ahhhhh 549 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,249 ¶ ahhhhhhhhhh 550 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,283 (crowd applauding) whoo! 551 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,219 Adult adam: That's the thing about the movies we grow up with... 552 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,488 We always wish we could be part of the fantasy, 553 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:02,426 And for one brief moment, my brother actually was. 554 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,369 You're still here? 555 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,138 (chuckling) it's over. Go. 556 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,807 Go home. Get out of here. 557 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,278 I don't get why I'm doing this. 558 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,514 Trust me. This will make you famous one day. 559 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,818 That's it. Go home. Get out of here. 560 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,021 You're done. Goodbye.