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Adult adam:
For every family,
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Thanksgiving is a day
filled with tradition.
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But for the goldbergs,
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That tradition came
with an extra helping
of crazy.
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Every year, my mom would
cheese and marshmallow
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Everything in sight.
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Every year, my brother
would gorge himself
on half a turkey
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And pass out in a food coma.
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Every year, I'd bond with
my dad over a game of football
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And astound him with
my total lack of knowledge.
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It's like
the throwing one knows
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Exactly where
the running one is going.
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Adult adam: Every year,
pops would give a tipsy toast
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About an old girlfriend.
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And, sure,
I wake up every morning,
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And I wonder,
"what if I stayed
with her in singapore
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"and learned
her exotic customs?"
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Point is
we all make our choices.
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To family.
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All: To family.
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Adult adam: Every year,
my eccentric uncle marvin
would visit...
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Delorean!
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...Get in a huge fight
with my dad...
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Come on! I'm not staying
where I'm not wanted!
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...And storm out
with one of our pies.
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Good day to you, sir!
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Good day to you!
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And every year,
my mom would force erica
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To spend days prepping
and cooking with her.
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This sacred recipe box
was your nana's most
prized possession,
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And we will continue
the tradition
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By firing up the stove
by 5:00 a.M. Sharp tomorrow.
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And if all goes smoothly,
by 9:00 a.M.,
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We'll be elbow deep
in a 20-pound butterball.
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Or we nuke
some hungry-man dinners
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And call it a day.
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Wow. I didn't know
you were in the business
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Of destroying all your nana's
favorite things.
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You know, while you're at it,
why don't you just smash
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Her precious
figurine collection,
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Smash everything she loved,
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Take this poker,
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And smash my face in?
Because nana loved this, too.
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My god, I'll just cook
the stupid meal.
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Yay! (laughing)
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Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun.
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Adult adam: And it wasn't
a goldberg thanksgiving
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Unless my mom tripled up
her workouts
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So she could justify gorging
herself for 24 hours straight.
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(singsong voice) who's ready
for some jazzercise?
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People with no shame?
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Hey.
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Come on, lazy buns.
Let's earn that stuffing.
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(up tempo music plays)
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¶ come on, come on
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¶ and work that boogie body ¶
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And whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
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Join in!
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Oh, I'd like to,
but I'm lying.
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Well, make fun
all you want,
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But you wouldn't last
a minute in my class.
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I get the feeling
I'd manage.
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Put your money
where your mouth is.
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Come to class with me.
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When you collapse halfway
through from exhaustion,
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I win.
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And then, we jazzercise
three days a week
for a month.
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So, somehow,
this has become a ploy
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To get me to hang
with you.
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It is moving
in that direction, yes.
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Well, when I prove you wrong
and do finish,
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I don't have to help
you make thanksgiving
dinner this year.
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Deal.
You ready for this?
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Look at me.
I'm jazzercising.
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I'm a sad mom
with no shame.
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No, don't join in.
I'm mocking you.
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ but nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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Adult adam:
It was November 22,
1980-something,
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And I was spending the day
with my friend, video games.
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We had
quite a history together.
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First, there was atari.
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(video game beeping)
look at those graphics.
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I'll never get bored
of this, ever.
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Then, there was
in television.
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It's like I'm skiing
in real life.
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(blows)
and then came the
greatest console of them all,
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Nintendo.
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Yes! First place!
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What is this?
What am I looking at?
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It's track & field.
I just won a gold medal.
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A video game
with people running
and jumping.
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Why don't you go outside
and run and jump
like a regular kid?
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(groans) you never like
the stuff I like.
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Why don't you play
with the boy?
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No can do.
Gives me finger cramps.
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And I need these hands
to massage the ladies' feet.
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It's his closer.
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All right,
this conversation's been
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Bad from top to bottom.
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Adult adam:
My dad may not have
understood me,
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But thanksgiving meant
the arrival of someone
who did.
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Did someone call
the butcher?
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'cause the beefcake
has arrived.
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Okay.
"mur-man,"
bring it in here.
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Bro, ooh,
I love-a this face.
Ohh.
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I love it.
Stop!
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Sorry.
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(sighs)
what's with the outfit?
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It's actually the
crockett'n tubbs collection.
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The ladies love it.
It's the white linen, man.
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You want to feel it?
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No.
Come on. Feel it.
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No.
Just feel it!
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Uncle, marv!
(laughing) hey!
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What's up?
Hey, buddy.
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Uncle, marv!
Look at this kid!
(laughs)
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Looking good, dude.
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I'm feeling good, dude.
I lost half a pound.
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And then they bumped me up
to assistant manager
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Down at the beeper bayou
in trenton.
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You sell beepers now?
No way.
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Oh, yeah. Growth industry.
Wave of the future.
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I'm gonna ride that wave
right into retirement.
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Free samples? Bing!
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We get free beepers?
Yes!
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So impractical
for a child.
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No. You can't
give them beepers.
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They look
like drug dealers.
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No, they look like doctors.
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(chuckling) come on.
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I'm gonna go page myself
for no reason.
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That's the spirit.
Look at this kid.
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Okay.
Let's get you set up.
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Where's your garbage bag
full of laundry
for my wife to do?
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No, no, no.
I'm fine for this visit.
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I'm staying in a hotel
down in abington.
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Hotel?
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With an "h,"
not an "m?"
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Yeah. It's got
all the perks, man.
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Uncle marv,
you want to go play
double dragon with me?
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Nintendo power magazine
said it wasn't coming
out till January.
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You read np monthly?
What, are you kidding me?
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That's how I get
all my news, kid.
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Let's go.
Get the hell in there!
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Adult adam: While my dad
was trying to keep his cool
with his brother,
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My mom was about to turn up
the heat in jazzercise class.
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Dear lord, it's like
a twilight zone world
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Where everyone is you.
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Just zip it and go put on
your workout gear.
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This is
my workout gear.
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(laughs)
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That's what you're gonna
wear to get in the groove?
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Are you insane?
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Some might say
what you're wearing
is insane.
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For your information,
spandex wicks away sweat
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While enhancing muscle tone
and skeletal girth.
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Watch and learn.
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You ladies ready
to sweat?
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All: Yeah.
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Reynaldo's
an ex-marine.
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I told him
not to go easy on us.
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Okay,
you didn't tell me...
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Sorry.
A bet's a bet.
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That's a deal
that can't be broken.
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Adult adam: My sister
was starting to realize
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That she might have
gotten in over her head.
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(upbeat music plays)
for the next hour, my mom
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Lunged, squatted, and grooved
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With everything she had.
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And erica...
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Eh, she was fine.
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And cool down.
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Whew!
(laughs)
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I almost
broke a sweat there.
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(panting) but you...
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Erica: I won.
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Now I don't have to
spend time cooking
with you all day.
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It's a thanksgiving
miracle.
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But it's tradition.
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Mmm, sorry.
Bet's a bet.
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That's a deal
that can't be broken.
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Adult adam: As my mom's
thanksgiving was
falling apart,
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I was having a blast
with my uncle.
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Marvin: You're like
rain man with this.
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You're unbeatable.
Like, what is
your secret?
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I have
a small social circle.
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Adult adam: After three
awesome hours of video games,
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We needed a break.
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So we went to see a movie
about video games,
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The wizard,
a classic '80s drama
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About a boy
who wins a fortune
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In the world's biggest
video-game competition.
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I love the power glove.
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It's so bad.
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You know it's based
on a true story?
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I'm pretty sure everything
in this movie is fake.
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Look, I'm the adult, okay?
So I'm always right.
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Just eat your popcorn.
It makes your brain grow.
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That movie was
so awesome!
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Oh, man.
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And you're such
a better player than
that mute kid.
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Oh, man,
if I were you,
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I would consider dropping
out of school altogether
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And just playing
video games full time.
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No. Nobody's
quitting school.
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I'm just trying to
encourage your son.
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To drop out.
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It's a figure of speech,
mur.
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It's like,
"hey, it's raining
cats and dogs,"
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Or, "you can't drink
in the park here."
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Can't you just not be you
for once?
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(groans) fine.
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How about I don't
encourage him to be
better at anything?
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(sighs)
that's all I'm asking.
(sighs)
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Well, buddy,
you're gonna have to
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Listen to your old man
on this one.
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But not I.
I bought you something.
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Consider it an early
birthday present, okay?
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Or a late one, depending on
when your birthday is.
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(vocalizes angelically)
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No way.
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Adult adam: Yes way.
(choir vocalizes)
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It was the
nintendo power glove.
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It was magical,
and it was mine.
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I can't take this.
It's too much.
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With my guidance,
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You are going to become
the greatest player
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That the nintendo universe
has ever seen.
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With my help,
there will be no
mario pipe unsearched,
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No space un-invaded,
no donkey un-konged!
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You maniac.
(laughs)
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What's he up to, al?
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Laughing, having fun,
supporting adam...
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It doesn't make
any sense.
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Uh, I think
he's just laughing
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And having fun
and supporting adam.
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That's crazy.
Nobody does that.
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Do you think maybe you're
a little tiny bit jealous
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Of the connection your
brother has with your son?
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Me?
Jealous of marvin?
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The man who claims
to have invented
the rectangle.
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(scoffs)
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Adult adam:
But for the first time ever,
247
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:41,686
Uncle marvin had something
my dad didn't have... Me.
248
00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,555
(both laughing)
249
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,091
It was thanksgiving morning,
and my dad decided
250
00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,194
To connect with me for
the best reason possible.
251
00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,463
To stop his brother
from doing it.
252
00:08:51,465 --> 00:08:52,964
Hey, champ.
What you up to?
253
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:53,832
I'm watching
the parade.
254
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,635
Snoopy balloon's catching
a pretty heavy breeze.
255
00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,235
Good stuff.
256
00:08:57,237 --> 00:09:00,505
Hey, how would you like
to play some video games.
257
00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:03,241
You know, like froggerman
or donkey kid.
258
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,844
You want to
play video games?
259
00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,613
Oh, yeah!
I love video games.
260
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:09,414
They're not
a waste of time,
261
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:13,118
And you learn
valuable lessons,
even though they're dumb.
262
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,053
(electronic music plays)
murray: Not working.
263
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,522
The damn thing's
not working!
264
00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:19,291
You're swinging it.
Stop swinging.
265
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,659
I'm batting?
I thought I was pitching.
266
00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:24,129
What are you doing?
Just move like a normal
human would.
267
00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:24,963
What's wrong with my guy?
268
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,498
Why is he squatting?
It looks like he's sick.
269
00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,967
He's just bunting.
Stop bunting!
270
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:29,734
I can't stop bunting!
271
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,803
Just push the pause button.
Well, which is
the pause button?
272
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:36,207
Stop mashing the buttons
with your giant
sausage fingers.
273
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,910
Okay!
Now you're aggravating me!
274
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:39,778
Get this off of me!
275
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:42,414
It's stuck on my
normal-sized fingers!
276
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,249
No... Be gentle.
277
00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,885
No! No!
278
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:47,852
You broke it!
279
00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:50,922
You broke my favorite thing
in the world!
280
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,958
You ruin everything!
281
00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,560
Adult adam: As my father took
a big swing and missed,
282
00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,697
My mother was feeling
the effects of her own loss.
283
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:01,132
Whoa.
I slept for 12 hours.
284
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,235
You know when you get
too much sleep
and then you're tired?
285
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,870
I might
need a nap later.
286
00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:06,805
I slept for two hours,
287
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,673
Had a nightmare
that I'd abandoned you,
288
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,975
And then I woke up
and remembered
289
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,009
That you'd abandoned me.
(chuckles)
290
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,913
So I just came downstairs
to start this entire meal
by myself
291
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,715
Like some sort
of daughterless mother.
292
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:17,949
So, we're both good
then?
293
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,418
Double or nothing!
Let's go double or nothing.
294
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,720
Give me a chance
to win you back.
295
00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,521
Please stop.
If I win,
296
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,290
You have to cook
thanksgiving dinner with me
297
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:30,028
And learn all my traditions
and never leave my side.
298
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,429
Fine. But if I win,
299
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:33,565
I get to avoid
this craziness altogether
300
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:35,200
And go to lainey's
for thanksgiving.
301
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,167
You wouldn't.
I would.
302
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:39,371
And her family eats
their dinner in front
of the tv.
303
00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:40,872
It's both sad
and awesome.
304
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:45,143
Deal. But this time,
no jazzercise.
305
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:45,944
We're gonna power walk.
306
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,480
You mean that
non-running thing you do
every morning?
307
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,114
(chuckles)
308
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:52,484
Did you know that the
world's fastest power walker
309
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,418
Out-walked a cheetah?
310
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,553
Yeah,
that's not true.
311
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,157
Barry: Ankle weights on!
312
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,760
Okay, power walking has one
and only one rule...
313
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,063
At least one foot must be
in contact with the ground
at all times.
314
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,165
Otherwise,
it would just be running,
315
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:07,899
Which makes way more sense,
316
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,934
But this is what
you guys want to do,
317
00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:11,269
So it is what it is.
318
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:14,105
First one
around the block wins.
319
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,774
And...
320
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:16,374
Walk!
321
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,776
Adult adam: Some say
it was carl lewis
322
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,544
Who ran the most epic race
in the '80s.
323
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,713
But in our family,
it was this.
324
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,582
Stop! Stop power walking
into my body!
325
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,785
The bevernator stops
for no one.
326
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:27,619
Oops.
Hey.
327
00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:28,987
(chuckles)
slipped up.
328
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,388
You stepped
in dog poop.
329
00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,856
(sighs)
nice try.
330
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,425
No, I'm serious.
331
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:35,226
Really?
332
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,127
Oh!
333
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,096
That was low!
334
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,965
That was low!
335
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,402
Erica: Keep one foot
on the ground!
336
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,104
You keep one foot
on the ground!
337
00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:48,206
You're running.
That's against the rules.
338
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,575
But I'll allow it
'cause I don't care.
339
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,243
Take that!
340
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:55,046
Yes! Yes! I won!
341
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,881
Beverly: Ow.
342
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,650
Oh, it hurts.
343
00:11:58,652 --> 00:11:59,350
(groaning) ow!
344
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,920
Something happened
in my downstairs.
345
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,689
It's just north
of my vajingo.
346
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,491
Ow!
347
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,993
Murray:
How's your groin?
348
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,361
It hurts.
349
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,964
But not as bad
as my heart.
350
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,066
I lost her, murray.
I lost our little girl.
351
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,737
I get it. The kids would
much rather see
their friends,
352
00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:22,173
Play video games, hang out
with your dumbass brother.
353
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,575
Are we still talking
about me?
354
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,876
I got a thing, too.
I'm allowed.
355
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,279
Well, not today.
Help me over
to that office chair
356
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:28,980
So I can roll around.
357
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:33,151
Bevy, you can't cook
thanksgiving
in a roller chair.
358
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,220
I have to try.
359
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,756
Ow! Ow. Ow.
That's it.
360
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,090
We'll order chinese.
361
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,892
Oh, no, you won't!
362
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,127
The stakes are too high.
363
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,361
I need this meal.
(inspirational music plays)
364
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:47,465
I need to be knocked
motionless by meat
and gravy.
365
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,900
I need to eat until
my pants grow tight
366
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,503
And I move
into elastic sweats.
367
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:55,673
Will I ever touch that weird,
gloppy cranberry thing?
368
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,008
Probably not.
369
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,444
But I deserve
to find out.
370
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,913
Give me this.
371
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,181
Give me thanksgiving.
372
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,917
I'm sorry, love bug.
I tried, but I can't.
373
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,820
My groin is
out of commission.
374
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,456
Then let me be
your groin.
375
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:14,826
(smoke alarm blaring)
376
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,994
You're burning
the rolls.
377
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:19,564
I didn't say 600.
I said 375.
378
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,332
Ohh!
I'm not a scientist!
379
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,368
(blaring stops)
(sighs)
oh, this is hopeless.
380
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,769
You haven't even cleaned
the turkey yet.
381
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:29,107
I told you, I'm not reaching
my hand in a turkey's butt!
No way!
382
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,143
It's not that big a deal.
Just do it.
383
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,745
(squish)
384
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,345
Oh, no.
385
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,181
Oh, it's all cold
and rubbery!
386
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:39,617
Aah! I touched something wet!
I touched something wet!
387
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,452
Well, do something.
388
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,822
I'll use the nerd glove.
389
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:44,823
(grunts)
390
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:49,260
Don't worry, champ.
I'll get that power glove
fixed for you no problem...
391
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,429
Ooh, boy.
It's in the butt.
392
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,599
Why? Why?
393
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,434
Okay, so, I know
that it's thanksgiving,
394
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:59,237
And I want to say
what I'm thankful for.
395
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,272
My freedom.
I'm leaving now.
396
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,473
Please, erica.
I need you.
397
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:05,577
I love barry,
but he ruins everything.
398
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:07,245
She's right.
I suck.
399
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,247
What's going on?
What did marvin do now?
400
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,882
I'm just here dealing
with the glove in the butt.
401
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,383
Why you got to accuse me
of stuff?
402
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,117
I'll tell you why.
403
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,619
Because you've always
got an angle.
404
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,187
You got some
kind of grift going on.
405
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,956
I get caught grifting
three times,
406
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,891
And he's never gonna
let me forget it already.
407
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:20,859
Just let him forget it
already.
408
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,560
You brainwashed
the kid, too.
409
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,829
I don't want you two
spending any more time
together.
410
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,531
Oh, well, then you're
really not gonna like us
411
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,932
Traveling around
the country together
412
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,500
Competing in
nintendo championships!
413
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,802
What?
Adam: Like in the wizard.
414
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:32,337
He wants to take me
town to town
415
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,938
To hustle people
in video games.
416
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,940
It's win-win...
If he wins.
417
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,711
This has been fun, but, uh,
where are my car keys, mom?
418
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:40,745
How should I know?
419
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:41,913
Open your hand.
No.
420
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,047
Open your hand.
No.
421
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,216
Mom.
I shouldn't have to
even say this out loud.
422
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,920
No one here is pursuing
a career in video gaming.
423
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,623
You know, I don't
have to take this abuse.
I'm out of here.
424
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,358
No!
I got a perfectly good
red lobster
425
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,726
Right across
from my hotel.
426
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,327
Oh, here we go.
427
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,128
Good day to you, sir.
428
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,430
(door opens and closes)
good day to you, sir!
429
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,965
No, good day to you, sir!
430
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,068
Okay, you're not
going anywhere.
It's thanksgiving!
431
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,637
Murray: Unacceptable!
Yes!
432
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,671
(crashing)
I'm free!
433
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,807
Damn it! I dropped
the orange potatoes!
434
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,175
Erica,
take me with you.
435
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,977
Everybody,
stop leaving me.
436
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,046
It's thanks (bleep) giving!
437
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,882
Have you been faking it
this whole time?
438
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,184
No.
439
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,353
It's a thanksgiving miracle.
(gasps)
440
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,756
No. I'm not going to
lainey's for thanksgiving.
441
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,658
I'm going for the
whole weekend.
442
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:30,161
I got turkey schmutz
on my hand for you.
443
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,499
Now, this feels
like thanksgiving.
444
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,770
Hey, uh...
445
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,272
I wrangled this
out of the turkey butt.
446
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,941
Toweled it off
for you.
447
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,776
I don't want it.
448
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,511
Come on.
449
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,380
You can't honestly
be angry at me
450
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,216
For not letting you roam
around the country
451
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,351
With your uncle.
452
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,520
He'd lose you
at the first rest stop.
453
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,287
Well, it's your loss,
454
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,690
'cause I could have been
the champion and won it all...
455
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:03,294
Money, mansions, yachts,
fast cars, fast women.
456
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,264
I think you may be
overestimating the prizes.
457
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:06,998
Of course I am!
458
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,867
The world of high-stakes
nintendo isn't even real.
459
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:12,470
Then why the hell
would you go along
with your uncle?
460
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:16,607
'cause it was nice for
someone to actually
get me for once.
461
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,476
Adult adam: As this landed
with my dad,
462
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,980
My sister was more than ready
to take off.
463
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,349
Going somewhere?
Aah!
464
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:25,783
Pops, please.
465
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,353
I don't want to hear one of
your adorable, wise lectures
466
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,121
That makes me
a better person.
467
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,589
Fine, I won't mix in.
468
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:36,427
But did you ever wonder
why this holiday makes
your mother so crazy?
469
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,362
'cause she's crazy?
470
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,997
For sure,
but there's a reason
471
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,098
Why this day means
so much to her.
472
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,735
Because she always made
dinner with nana.
I know all about it.
473
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,069
Well,
what you don't know is
474
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:48,706
That your mom was 17
when she lost nana.
475
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:49,774
I didn't realize that.
476
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,177
That box of recipes,
the two of you
cooking together,
477
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,881
It all brings back
your grandmother for her.
478
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,584
Why do you always got to
make me a better person?
479
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,753
(st. Elmo's fire man
in motion playing)
480
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,955
(sighs) come on.
Let's go have thanksgiving.
481
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,758
(dialing)
adult adam: My dad was also
trying to be a better person
482
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,227
By beeping his brother
to get him back...
483
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,429
(beeper beeping)
484
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,499
No matter
how far away he was,
485
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,869
Which turned out
to be very close.
486
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,004
(beeping continues)
487
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,173
(beeping stops)
488
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:26,210
Hey. Mur-man.
489
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,380
What brings you down
to your basement on
thanksgiving?
490
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,949
Beeping!
What are you doing here?
491
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,751
I thought you were staying
at a hotel.
492
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,587
I have a perfectly good
explanation.
493
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,122
I'm a liar.
494
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,390
But what about
the money,
495
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,925
The beeper bayou
in trenton?
496
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,795
I got fired.
It was totally unfounded.
497
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,030
All I did was sleep
with the boss's wife
498
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,098
For, like,
a bunch of times.
499
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,967
Everything you do
is wrong.
500
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:52,236
You're right.
I just...
501
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,739
I should just stay
as far away from your kid
502
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,941
As humanly possible.
503
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,711
Well, actually...
504
00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,815
That's the one thing
you've been doing right.
505
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:06,584
And I may have said
some things,
506
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,587
And that
was only because...
507
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,457
I, uh...
I was jealous.
508
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,925
You were jealous?
509
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,161
I was jealous.
510
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:18,996
Of me?
511
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,264
I mean, yeah.
512
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,433
I'm the guy
who invented the rectangle.
513
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,403
Okay. Are you jealous
of anything else?
514
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,004
(scoffs)
like my cool threads?
515
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,739
No.
What about
my awesome hairdo?
516
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:29,874
No, I'm good.
What about the fact
517
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,877
That you're gonna
let me borrow $4,000
518
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,445
To invest
in a garbage barge?
519
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:34,912
(sighs)
520
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,981
Adult adam:
Yeah, my uncle
still annoyed my dad,
521
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,382
But it was thanksgiving.
522
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,085
It was a time for forgiving.
523
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,920
¶ I can make it,
I know I can
524
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,689
All right.
You get the eggs,
525
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,557
And I'll get
the hand mixer.
526
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,660
Shmoopie.
You came home.
527
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,130
I guess I didn't want to
miss out on our tradition.
528
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:55,733
¶ I can see the new horizon
underneath the blazing sky ¶
529
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,769
Oh, my little turkey.
(chuckles)
530
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:00,872
I cooked you
in my oven.
531
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:04,275
Okay, come on.
Don't make me
regret this.
532
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,576
Let's go.
We got a family to feed.
533
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,779
Honey, it's too late.
We'd have to start
from scratch.
534
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,048
Hey.
We are goldbergs.
535
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:14,285
And we're gonna
kick thanksgiving's ass.
536
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:19,290
Adult adam: And they did.
That day, they were
in perfect sync.
537
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,126
And it was
all my mom ever wanted.
538
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,996
We did it.
(both laugh)
539
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,566
(chuckling) we kicked
thanksgiving's ass.
540
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:29,433
(glass clinks)
541
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,803
I know I always drink
too many martinis,
542
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,472
And I give a toast
543
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:39,043
About some beautiful dame
from my past, but...
544
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,380
This is for my wife,
irene...
545
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:47,318
The most beautiful dame
who ever lived.
546
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,755
Here, here.
547
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:51,956
Adult adam: And that's
a goldberg thanksgiving.
548
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:55,626
To lainey.
We stuck
to all of our traditions...
549
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,527
Pops gave his toast,
550
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,297
My dad argued with marvin
at the table,
551
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,165
And barry ate himself
into a coma.
552
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:04,302
But this year, there was
one tradition that was new.
553
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:08,272
Move over.
I want to shoot
some ducks.
554
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,107
But what about
your football match?
555
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,176
(chuckles)
don't even try, all right?
556
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:15,646
Adult adam: Yep.
My dad and I played
video games together,
557
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,582
And it was glorious.
(dog chortling)
558
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,650
Why is the dog laughing
at me?
559
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,885
Because you're
terrible.
560
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,187
(laughs)
I don't know what I'm doing.
561
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,555
Here, you show me.
562
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,290
You hold it like this.
563
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,125
Tell me my life, okay?
Tell me my life.
564
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:31,162
I watched you...
As dictated by barry
and beverly goldberg.
565
00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:32,964
Don't ruin my dinner.
Come on, now.
566
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,932
You're ruining
my dinner, okay?
567
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,067
Be my guest.
568
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,401
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
569
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,170
Oh, come on, now, murray.
Yeah!
570
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:42,106
You're yelling at me.
I don't need this crap.
571
00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:46,110
(door closes)
oh, hey.
572
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,212
Can you give me a hand
in making some posters?
573
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,213
I'm trying to advertise
my new business.
574
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,483
What could you ever
offer the world
that anyone would pay for?
575
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,619
We own a mower.
I got a beeper.
576
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,354
Someone beeps me,
I rush over and tend to
577
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,688
All their
landscaping needs.
578
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,825
That's actually not
a bad idea.
579
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,392
I know, right?
580
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,495
I've been posting signs
all over the neighborhood.
581
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,430
"barry, the grass king.
582
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,800
"for all your grass needs.
Beep me."
583
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,534
Genius, right?
584
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,037
(beeper beeps)
ooh. I got one.
585
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,038
(beeper beeps)
and another.
586
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,439
(beeper beeps)
oh! And another.
587
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,741
Idiot... You're a guy
with a beeper
588
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:20,044
Who calls himself
"the grass king."
don't you get it?
589
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,179
Yeah.
I'm gonna be rich.
590
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,148
(engine turns over)