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Moves the ball.
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Swoops! Whoa!
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Adult adam:
My brother barry,
a world-class athlete...
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Doesn't count.
I wasn't ready.
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...In his own mind.
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He dedicated his life
to hockey, hoops,
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And the art of dance,
or whatever this is.
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Even though barry dreamed
of greatness,
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One thing
always stood in his way.
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No more karate!
End of story!
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And that thing was my mom.
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No karate?
Are you nuts?
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I'm the next
chuck norris!
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She always had a tragic tale
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To warn us about the dangers
of everything.
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That's what
esther carp's son said,
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And he got a big toe
right in his eye.
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Now he can't see color.
Is that what you want?
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Ruth rosner's grandson
was doing the worm.
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He cracked every vertebrae
in his body.
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Now he's two inches shorter.
Is that what you want?
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How much
will you be moving
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When a skate
glides over your windpipe?
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It happened
to judy muntz's nephew,
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And now
he can only communicate
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With a speak & spell
he wears around his neck.
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Is that what you want?
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Who are these people?
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Tragedy befalls all of them,
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And I have no idea
who they are!
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My mom's constant smothering
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Led barry to take out
his aggression elsewhere.
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Um, it's been
like five minutes.
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I can live
without the zagnut.
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Not on my watch.
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You wanted nuts
all zagged up in hot fudge,
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Cookie dough, honey,
and peppermint dust?
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None of those things
are in that bar.
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Barry's gonna get it
for you.
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Who's barry?
I'm barry!
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How do you not know this
by now?
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Wait! Come back!
I can do it!
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Come on, c4!
Let go, you son of a bitch!
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Nice moves, goldfarb.
What?
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I've been
watching you, kid.
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I seen you freak out
and melt down all over school.
Go on.
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You got that unhinged look
in your eye.
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I like it.
I like it a lot.
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My mother says my eyes
are the brownest brown.
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I've seen browner.
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But let me
ask you something,
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Have you ever
thought about joining
the varsity wrestling team?
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Have I? No.
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Well, we got an opening
in your weight class...
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If you're man enough
to handle the pain.
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In that moment,
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Barry realized
how to win over lexy bloom,
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A varsity jacket,
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The holy grail
with cheap leather sleeves.
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I'm in!
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Bring the pain.
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Look out, hulk hogan.
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Barry goldberg's on the loose.
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Ow!
Ohh, I heard something pop!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ but nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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Adult adam:
It was impossible
to be a kid in the '80s
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And not love star wars.
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It was the movie
that changed everything.
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It gave us lightsabers,
the force,
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And billy dee williams
in a cape.
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So you could imagine
how pumped I was
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When george lucas decided to
close out the trilogy forever.
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Boom! It is upon us!
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Return of the jedi!
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That's right,
they did it again.
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And guess what, it opens
Friday at the hiway theater.
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Oh, my god!
That's amazing!
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Go away.
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You clearly don't understand
what I'm saying.
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More star wars.
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We get it.
Star wars is your life.
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But if you still want
to have a life,
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Then stop pestering me.
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I'm sensing more resistance
than I was expecting,
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So I'll adjust
my expectations.
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Instead, I'll ask
that you pack a sleeping bag,
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Some rations,
and spend the night with me
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On the sidewalk
waiting for tickets.
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What were your original
expectations?
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Don't answer that
because I don't care,
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'cause it's not
happening.
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Please!
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Mom says the only way I can
do it is if you come with me.
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Mom only said that
because she knew I'd say no.
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Obviously, but she doesn't
know what I know,
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You love star wars.
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(both grunting)
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Bow before
princess leia!
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Never!
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Death grip!
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(choking)
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Reverse death grip!
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(choking)
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I'm dead.
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I made copies.
Damn it!
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Here's how
this is gonna go,
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You're either gonna
come to the movie with me,
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Or this tape
magically ends up playing
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At your next
school assembly.
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I hate you.
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We're gonna have
so much fun.
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Hey.
Ask mom.
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I got
a permission slip for...
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Ask mom.
Mom will say no.
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Ask mom.
I need you to sign it.
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Ask mom.
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I'm joining
the wrestling team.
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What? Really?
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So you'll let me wrestle?
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Of course.
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You know, your old man
was quite the grappler
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Back in high school.
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I bet that's the reason
you're doing it.
Not at all.
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Tiny bit?
No.
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Maybe a little?
No.
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Not even this much?
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I'm doing it
for the ladies.
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You see, first you join
the wrestling team,
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Then you get
the varsity jacket,
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Then you get the power,
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Then you get the women.
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Everything you just said
makes so much sense.
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Let me teach you
some moves.
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No need.
Already learned them.
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How?
A little thing
called wrestlemania.
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This is jimmy "superfly" snuka
doing the superfly splash!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Piledriver! Ohh!
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Atomic elbow drop! Aah!
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George "the animal" steele
is biting the turnbuckle.
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(grunts)
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Stop! Who does that?
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The claw! The claw!
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He's applying
the sleeper hold!
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Body slam!
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Aah!
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You do understand it's
not that kind of wrestling.
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What?
That stuff's not real.
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What are you saying?
None of it's real.
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If you're telling me
the iron sheik isn't fighting
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To protect his oil interests
in this country,
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Then my world
will literally cave in.
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Adult adam: Yeah,
my dad knew this was gonna
take some time to explain.
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Meanwhile, I was ready
to have the time of my life.
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Back then, you couldn't just
order your seats online.
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You had to wait
for days on end.
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Us star wars fans were
the first ones to camp out.
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We were the trailblazers,
the coolest of the cool,
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And everyone knew it...
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Well, except my sister.
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I want to
walk down this line
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And punch everyone
in the face.
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Stop.
We're gonna have fun.
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And who knows? We might
make some lifelong friends.
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(imitating yoda) hmm!
Hello!
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Master yoda I am.
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Sit next to you in line
we will.
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Much bonding
we will do.
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How old are you?
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46 on the 8th
I'll be.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, my god.
You have a wedding ring on?
Huh.
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Come on, erica.
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I know you're some big
high-school hotshot now,
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But admit it,
these are still your people.
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Okay, the old dude with
the puppet is not my people.
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And the guy riding the dog,
not my people.
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That dog is a tauntaun,
and you know it!
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Can't you just try
a little bit...For me?
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Fine. A little.
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What's up, mama?
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You ever tandem
on a tauntaun?
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Not as dirty
as it sounds.
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Go away!
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Ooh! She's as chilly
as the wampa's lair.
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Right? (laughs)
right? Am I right?
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Adult adam: As erica
was finally loosening up,
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My dad was helping barry
lock down that varsity jacket.
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You seriously
want me to lie to mom?
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Yes!
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You really think
your mother would willingly
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Let you fight another man
with your bare hands?
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But I can't lie.
I'm a terrible liar.
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Everyone knows that.
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You just got to keep it
quick and simple.
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Here, let me think.
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What would you be doing
after school?
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Wait!
I got the perfect cover.
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We'll tell mom
I joined the army.
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That's what you're going to
tell your mother,
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You're going
into combat?
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Not combat!
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I could be one of those dudes
who flies a helicopter
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And drops in
bags of rice.
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So now you're flying
a helicopter.
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Think I can't?
No!
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I'm tired
of you not believing in me!
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I'm a good driver!
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Flying is just like driving,
but in 3-d.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Okay, I... I think we got
a little off the rails here.
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L... Let's just move on.
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No! I'm not moving on until
he says he believes in me.
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Fine.
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I believe you can drop rice
from an imaginary helicopter.
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Here's an idea.
How about the school play?
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Tell her you got a bit part
like, uh, a palm tree
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Or, uh, a villager who goes
like this in the background.
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I can do that.
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You know what, al?
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This could actually work.
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Hi, handsome men.
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How's it going?
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I joined
the wrestling team.
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What?
Yeah, no. Never.
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Evelyn sanderson's son
joined a wrestling team.
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He put one foot...
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No. No need to tell us
that very tragic tale.
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Save it for another time.
Barry was just kidding.
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Tell her
what you're really doing.
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I'm in a play?
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Are you kidding me?
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Snuggle monster,
I'm so happy!
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What part in annie
did you get?
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What's annie?
The musical.
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There's fliers
all around school.
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Who are you playing?
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00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,822
Um...
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I'm this guy!
243
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What is that?
What are you doing?
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What guy is that?
245
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I'm the guy.
246
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You're daddy warbucks?
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Sure.
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You're
daddy (bleep) warbucks?
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Well, I think
he's still a moron
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And it's a stupid idea
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And I am not
going to get behind it!
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He's doing the play,
and that's the end of it.
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You convinced me.
I now stand behind my son.
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This is so exciting!
255
00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,085
Ohh, I've always wanted to be
a stage mom!
256
00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:43,522
I'm gonna build sets and
rig lights and sew costumes,
257
00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,324
And I'll even be
an understudy if need be.
258
00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:46,725
No.
259
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,095
If you dare
peek into one rehearsal,
260
00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,630
I will quit the play.
261
00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,631
You wouldn't.
I would.
262
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,833
What is wrong
with my children?
263
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,600
Why won't they let me
264
00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:58,003
Completely immerse myself
in their lives?
265
00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,437
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm okay.
266
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,474
Well, I might not be able to
attend an official rehearsal,
267
00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,610
But that doesn't mean your mom
can't show you a few moves.
268
00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:08,513
I'm gonna go throw on
my leg warmers and leotard.
269
00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,982
A-dooba-dooba-dooba-doo!
270
00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,584
(chuckles)
271
00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,352
What just happened?
272
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:18,657
What just happened
is you have to learn annie.
273
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,030
Good job, moron.
274
00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,600
Adult adam:
We were only three hours
into our star wars camp-out,
275
00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,569
But the long wait
didn't matter.
276
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,104
I finally had my sister back.
277
00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,072
So, I have a theory.
278
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,041
Star wars takes place
a long time ago
279
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,143
In a galaxy
far, far away, right?
280
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:38,710
Of course.
281
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,279
So, what if han solo
is frozen in carbonite
282
00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,614
For like
a million years
283
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,416
And shipped to a planet
far, far away
284
00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,185
And that planet was earth
in 1940
285
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,386
And he's thawed out
just in time
286
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:52,691
To change his name
to indiana jones?
287
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:54,326
Hmm!
288
00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,928
I have so much more
to say on this topic,
289
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,697
But I drank all the soda.
290
00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,498
Dude,
that's our rations!
291
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,600
Save my spot.
292
00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,868
Adult adam: Yep, erica
was letting her geek flag fly
293
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:07,672
And didn't care who saw it,
until her friends arrived.
294
00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,107
Erica?
295
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,443
Lainey, hey!
Hi, hello.
296
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,177
What are you doing here?
297
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,645
We're going
to get cheesesteaks.
298
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,046
What are you...
Doing here?
299
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:15,747
What's up, legs?
300
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,283
That's...
What I'm doing here, too.
301
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,618
Isn't this
the cheesesteak line?
302
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,153
Eddie's been asking about you.
Come with us.
303
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,388
Yeah. Okay.
304
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,957
You go ahead, and I'll
catch up with you in a second.
305
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,425
Okay.
306
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,427
Um, my brother will be back
in one minute.
307
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,396
Will you hold this spot
for me?
308
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,297
Hmm!
309
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,065
Is that a yes?
Hmm!
310
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,834
What is that?
Hmm!
311
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,836
Just save
our damn place!
Hmm!
312
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,871
All right. If you
come to your feet,
go for the takedown.
313
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,906
Don't let him
get away with that!
More explosion there!
314
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,075
Whoa, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
What?
315
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,243
What are you doing
with the folding chair?
316
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,911
You said to practice
our takedowns.
317
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,447
The chair-bash is my
character's patented move.
318
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,482
Your character?
319
00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,550
Yeah. For the wwf.
320
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,585
They call me goldberg.
321
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,287
My backstory is my parents
gave me up for adoption,
322
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,823
And then I grew up on the
rough streets of philly.
323
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,191
I'm sensitive,
so ladies love me,
324
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,361
But I also have a raging side,
so men can relate, too.
325
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,796
But this isn't the wwf.
326
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,297
And as someone
whose parents really did
327
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,133
Give him up for adoption,
I can promise you
328
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,102
It's a lot more emotionally
complicated than that.
329
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:11,970
Now,
put the chair back.
330
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,372
Adult adam:
While barry was having
a tough time
331
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,740
Accepting this wasn't the wwf,
332
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:19,444
He was having an even
tougher time learning annie.
333
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,980
♪ together at last
334
00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,583
♪ together forever
335
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,886
♪ we're tying a knot
336
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,254
What's that, murray?
337
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,223
♪ they never can sever
338
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,126
♪ I don't need
sunshine now
339
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,629
♪ to turn my gray skies blue
340
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,531
♪ sing it
from the diaphragm
341
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:43,468
♪ I don't need anything
but you ♪
342
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,103
Ahh! Aha!
343
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,540
I'm kind of wondering if
this whole thing is worth it.
344
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,240
It is what it is.
345
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,142
Adult adam:
Pops and my dad
had helped barry
346
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,410
Pull off
the perfect cover story.
347
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,780
Unfortunately, erica wasn't
interested in covering for me.
348
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,048
Hey, that's my spot.
349
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,783
My sister was saving it
for me.
350
00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,417
Where did she go?
351
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,486
Like I care
what your sister would do.
352
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,389
She went to get a cheesesteak
with her smoking-hot friend.
353
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:04,989
Come on.
354
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,691
I just went to the bathroom
for like 10 seconds.
355
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,927
Sorry, man. But you should
have planned ahead.
356
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,829
The smart ones of us
brought along someone
357
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,298
We could trust
to hold our spot in line.
358
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,966
Others
in more unwieldy costumes
359
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,168
Have rigged themselves
with elaborate tubing
360
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,136
And disposable
plastic bags
361
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,105
So that they might quietly
relieve themselves
362
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,240
Even while talking to
a stranger.
363
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,975
Ahh.
364
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,376
What?
365
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,445
Can't a man "ahh" in relief
without being judged?
366
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,115
Unreal.
Unreal, you guys.
367
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:30,615
Seriously?
368
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,417
You're not gonna
let me back into my spot?
369
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,651
I'm just a boy.
370
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,152
Seriously?
371
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,554
Luke skywalker
was just a boy, okay?
372
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,655
Rules are the rules.
373
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,692
Good luck
catching the Sunday matinee.
374
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,495
Adult adam: My sister
had done the unthinkable.
375
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,163
She ruined star wars.
376
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,533
You're on the mat
sizing up your opponent.
377
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,834
The ref
blows the whistle.
378
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,036
He makes his move.
What do you do?
379
00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,605
I bounce off the ropes
to get momentum,
380
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,973
And I spear him
with my body.
381
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,342
Again!
It's not that kind of wres...
382
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,411
I know, it's not
that type of wrestling.
383
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:00,912
I get it.
384
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,181
But those
are the only moves I perfected
385
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,082
On my bed jumping around.
386
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,051
It's true. I've seen him.
He's quite a jumper, this one.
387
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,053
Okay, let me show you
a real move.
388
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,122
This was my specialty
back in the day.
389
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,926
You use your opponent's weight
and strength against him.
390
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,227
You smell like sandwich.
391
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:16,828
Shut up.
392
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,364
As I lean in to you,
you pull back
393
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,767
And use your opponent's
momentum to take him down!
394
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,803
Oh, my god.
I'm so bored right now.
395
00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,238
Just let me hit you
with something!
396
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,540
Pops, get me a 2x4.
397
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,309
What are you doing?
No 2x4s! I told you!
398
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,279
Beverly:
Barry norman goldberg,
look at me.
399
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,981
Are you
on the wrestling team?
400
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,783
Uh...No?
401
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,450
Oh, really?
402
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,286
Because I was just down
at the school theater
403
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,587
Building an orphanage
for a show
404
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,055
That apparently
you're not even in.
405
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,091
What? You promised you weren't
going down there.
406
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,293
I have a problem.
407
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,595
Yes, he's on
the wrestling team,
408
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,663
But that's a good thing.
409
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,264
I was on the wrestling team,
410
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,433
And look how fine
I turned out.
411
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,204
(laughing) ohhhhwha!
412
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,606
(laughing)
413
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,244
How dare you
go behind my back
414
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:10,014
And encourage my delicious
baby muffin to lie to me!
415
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,218
Bev, come on.
It's not that big of a deal.
416
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,018
Let the boy wrestle.
417
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,721
Helen cutler's son
was in a wrestling match once
418
00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,156
And his head
popped right off
419
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,258
And now he lives his life
as just a head.
420
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,094
There's no such thing
as just a head!
421
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,362
You need organs to live.
422
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,663
Well,
tell that to helen cutler
423
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,199
As she's carrying her son
around the grocery store
424
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:28,933
Like a football.
425
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,970
Well, where's his heart?
You need a heart to function!
426
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,604
It's in his neck.
427
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,873
He's got a little neck
with organs in it.
428
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,008
Oh, so now
he's got a neck!
429
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,443
What else has he got?
430
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,477
Maybe a body?
431
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,612
Everyone, shut up!
432
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:44,382
All my life, you've been
treating me like a baby.
433
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,417
Well, guess what,
it stops now.
434
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,354
I'm a grown adult man
and I'm gonna wrestle
435
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,357
And there's nothing
you can do about it!
436
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:52,824
Nothing!
437
00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,227
Adult adam: Despite
my brother's goofy run,
he'd made up his mind.
438
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:56,895
It was go time,
439
00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,198
But barry wasn't the only one
ready for a fight.
440
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,734
There you are!
You scared me to death!
441
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,035
Where were you?
442
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,003
Where were you?
443
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,872
I asked you to do one thing,
stand!
444
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,173
Just stand there!
445
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,375
But you couldn't even
do that!
446
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,011
And now I'll never see
return of the jedi.
447
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,879
Oh, please,
just to spite me?
448
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,348
Correct!
You ruined star wars for me.
449
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,652
From this point on, I'll
have nothing to do with it.
450
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,353
Nothing!
451
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,460
Dang it!
That's a collector's item!
452
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,963
But I don't care!
(breathing heavily)
453
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:32,597
Why did I do this?
454
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,198
You made me lose control
of my body.
455
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,967
You honestly want to know
why I left?
456
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,369
I didn't want my friends
to see me stand in line
457
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,239
At some space movie
that I got blackmailed into
458
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,173
By my dumb kid brother.
459
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,208
I blackmailed you
because it's the only way
460
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,011
To get you to spend time
with me.
461
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,782
And I didn't used to just be
your dumb kid brother.
462
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,551
I used to be your friend.
463
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,158
Adult adam:
It had been a full day
464
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,460
Since I banished star wars
from my life.
465
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,295
I was in a sarlacc pit
of despair,
466
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,565
That is, until a certain
princess rescued me.
467
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,834
Hey!
Get up. Put this on.
468
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,735
We're going
to that movie.
469
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,670
I told you I'm not seeing
the Sunday matinee.
470
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,306
It's like wearing
somebody else's wedding dress.
471
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,741
What does that even mean?
472
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,844
It doesn't matter.
We're going today.
473
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,378
How?
474
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,747
Well, I told the theater
manager what happened,
475
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,415
And he was
incredibly sympathetic.
476
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,717
He's gonna sneak us in.
Really?
477
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,454
I also said I would
go to dinner with him
and his grandparents.
478
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,556
I really wish I would have
just stayed in line.
479
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,491
Adult adam: Meanwhile,
my brother was ready to fight.
480
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,361
And according to barry logic,
if he won this match,
481
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,462
Lexy would never forget
his name.
482
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,464
And even though
he had a lot to lose,
483
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,966
It was my dad
who had the butterflies.
484
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,901
How you doing, champ?
You nervous?
485
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,170
I'm not nervous.
Don't be nervous.
486
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,973
Uh, I'm a little nervous,
not about the wrestling thing.
487
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,408
I'm just worried
about my catchphrase
488
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,877
'cause once I say it,
I can never take it back.
489
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,046
I was thinking,
"welcome to the mat."
490
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:55,646
No catchphrase.
491
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,981
Goldberg,
quit trading recipes.
492
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,317
Let's go! You're up!
Let's go, let's go!
493
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,118
Look alive! Come on!
494
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,588
(europe's the final countdown
plays)
495
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,856
Adult adam:
This was it,
496
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,258
The start of
my brother's wrestling career,
497
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,794
And nothing was
gonna stop him.
498
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,665
I said no!
499
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,666
Mom?
500
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,668
Are you kidding me right now?
Move.
501
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,571
I will not move.
I will never move.
502
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,572
You're my special boy.
503
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,174
If you end up
being just a head,
504
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,176
Then I have failed
as a mother.
505
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,644
No.
506
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,445
No.
507
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,313
Barry!
What did I say?
508
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,182
What did I say?
What did, ohh!
509
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:31,816
(crowd gasps)
510
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,452
Mom, lexy bloom
is watching me right now.
511
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,987
What the hell
are you doing?
512
00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,755
I'm saving your life.
513
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,990
Bevy, no!
514
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:39,757
I love you, honey!
515
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,894
I love you so much!
I will never let you go!
516
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,962
Don't fight back!
517
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,431
Go limp under mama!
518
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,965
And we're off the rails
again.
519
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,469
Dad, help me!
She's so strong!
Murray: I'm trying!
520
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,638
Tap out, barry.
Barry, tap out!
521
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,740
I'm tapping out!
Tap out, barry!
522
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,676
You are a nightmare,
okay?
523
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,279
Now lexy bloom will never
follow me to college
524
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,046
On a wrestling
scholarship.
525
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,917
You have no right
to be mad at me, no right!
526
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,921
You're the one who lied
and directly defied my orders.
527
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:10,788
True story.
Oh, here we go!
528
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,124
Susie goodman's son
defied her at one point.
I don't care!
529
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,192
How do you know
so many sad people?
530
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,194
And do you know that
that resulted in his tragic...
531
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,361
Enough!
532
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:17,962
All right, bevy,
533
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,798
No one loves a tragic
parenting tale more than you.
534
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,435
Did you ever hear the one
about beverly goldberg's son?
535
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,504
He got
utterly dominated by her
536
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:31,676
In front of the whole school
and was made a laughingstock.
537
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,077
Oh, my god.
538
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,413
That is kind of what happened,
isn't it?
539
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,647
Honey,
at a certain point,
540
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,484
You're only hurting them
by holding them back.
541
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,318
Well, the damage is done.
542
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,620
Not yet.
(europe's the final countdown
plays)
543
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:42,987
What?
544
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,689
There is a way
to make people forget
545
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,591
The terrible things
they saw today,
546
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:50,094
And that's for you to go out
and pulverize this kid
547
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,430
And show him
why your catchphrase
548
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,831
Is "welcome to the mat!"
549
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,900
Or something better
that you think of
550
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,001
On your way out there.
551
00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:01,806
And, bevy,
I will hold your hand
through the whole thing.
552
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,977
Go get 'em, boopie.
553
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,480
(roars)
554
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,783
Adult adam: That day,
my brother and I
each opened a door
555
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,485
That would change our lives
forever.
556
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,322
I'll always remember
stepping into my little
hometown theater,
557
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:18,923
Heart pounding,
558
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,259
Knowing that I was about
to watch pure magic,
559
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,428
And it was all thanks
to my sister.
560
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,431
(cheering and applauding)
561
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:29,700
That's funny.
562
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,470
I was expecting
to wrestle your mom.
563
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,172
(whistle blows)
564
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,742
(cheers and applause)
565
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,876
Whoa!
566
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,244
Ohh!
567
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,546
Wow!
568
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,847
Welcome to the mat!
569
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,248
All right, goldberg!
570
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,650
I taught him that move!
571
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,285
He learned that from me!
572
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,152
More or less.
573
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,520
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
574
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,622
I've always wanted to be
a wrestling mom!
575
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,591
I can't hear you?
576
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,127
Goldberg can't hear you!
577
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,728
(cheers and applause)
578
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,096
You know it, girl!
579
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,031
I'm tough, but gentle,
580
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,601
And we're gonna ride a horse
into the sun.
581
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:05,369
Yeah! Yeah!
582
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,238
Adult adam: Okay,
so my brother didn't
go on to become
583
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,941
A famous professional
wrestler named goldberg.
584
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:10,474
Finishing move!
585
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,144
But in that moment,
he felt invincible.
586
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:13,945
Oh, no, no, no!
No! No!
587
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,313
Goldberg, it's over.
It's over.
588
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,549
It's over.
You won. You won.
589
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,651
Yeah!
590
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,055
There's nothing you
remember more than your
childhood victories.
591
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:24,889
♪ the final countdown
592
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,290
They stay with you forever.
593
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,058
And if you're lucky,
594
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,560
Your family is right there
with you.
595
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,861
Thank you so much.
596
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,763
♪ ohhhh
597
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,468
Hey.
Ask mom.
598
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,437
I've got some new wrestling
moves.
599
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,304
Ask mom.
600
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,639
You're gonna love them.
601
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,907
Mmm-hmm.
602
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,942
(grunting)
603
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,144
The hulkster can't hear you!
604
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,879
The hulkster can't hear you!
605
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,981
The hulkster can't hear you!
606
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:53,417
Oh, and he's raking his face
against the ropes!
607
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,952
Oh, that can't be legal!
608
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,387
That just can't be legal!
609
00:20:56,389 --> 00:21:00,891
Oh, no!
He has a foreign object.
610
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:04,028
How's the referee
not seeing this?
611
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,465
He's done! He's done!
612
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,333
World champion!
613
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,368
Whoo!
614
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,336
Still a moron.
615
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,343
It's the backbreaker slam!
Aah!
616
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,711
Ddt!
617
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,480
Body slam! Aah!
618
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,514
Figure four!
619
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,983
Man: Let's go.
Shut the damn thing off.
620
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:26,384
Aah!
621
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,352
Man: I can't believe
what you did.