1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,401 Moves the ball. 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,403 Swoops! Whoa! 3 00:00:04,405 --> 00:00:07,473 Adult adam: My brother barry, a world-class athlete... 4 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:08,874 Doesn't count. I wasn't ready. 5 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:09,641 ...In his own mind. 6 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,144 He dedicated his life to hockey, hoops, 7 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,547 And the art of dance, or whatever this is. 8 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,783 Even though barry dreamed of greatness, 9 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:21,120 One thing always stood in his way. 10 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,422 No more karate! End of story! 11 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,391 And that thing was my mom. 12 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,026 No karate? Are you nuts? 13 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,293 I'm the next chuck norris! 14 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,762 She always had a tragic tale 15 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,930 To warn us about the dangers of everything. 16 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,665 That's what esther carp's son said, 17 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,601 And he got a big toe right in his eye. 18 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,170 Now he can't see color. Is that what you want? 19 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,506 Ruth rosner's grandson was doing the worm. 20 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,041 He cracked every vertebrae in his body. 21 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:45,244 Now he's two inches shorter. Is that what you want? 22 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,378 How much will you be moving 23 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,147 When a skate glides over your windpipe? 24 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,848 It happened to judy muntz's nephew, 25 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,083 And now he can only communicate 26 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,552 With a speak & spell he wears around his neck. 27 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,553 Is that what you want? 28 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,021 Who are these people? 29 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,456 Tragedy befalls all of them, 30 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,091 And I have no idea who they are! 31 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,125 My mom's constant smothering 32 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,562 Led barry to take out his aggression elsewhere. 33 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,897 Um, it's been like five minutes. 34 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,365 I can live without the zagnut. 35 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,266 Not on my watch. 36 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,767 You wanted nuts all zagged up in hot fudge, 37 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,170 Cookie dough, honey, and peppermint dust? 38 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,504 None of those things are in that bar. 39 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,006 Barry's gonna get it for you. 40 00:01:14,008 --> 00:01:15,240 Who's barry? I'm barry! 41 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,842 How do you not know this by now? 42 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,144 Wait! Come back! I can do it! 43 00:01:19,146 --> 00:01:22,815 Come on, c4! Let go, you son of a bitch! 44 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,551 Nice moves, goldfarb. What? 45 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,485 I've been watching you, kid. 46 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,855 I seen you freak out and melt down all over school. Go on. 47 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,224 You got that unhinged look in your eye. 48 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,026 I like it. I like it a lot. 49 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:36,395 My mother says my eyes are the brownest brown. 50 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,362 I've seen browner. 51 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,297 But let me ask you something, 52 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:41,066 Have you ever thought about joining the varsity wrestling team? 53 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,468 Have I? No. 54 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,937 Well, we got an opening in your weight class... 55 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:48,640 If you're man enough to handle the pain. 56 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:50,008 In that moment, 57 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:53,612 Barry realized how to win over lexy bloom, 58 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,880 A varsity jacket, 59 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:58,016 The holy grail with cheap leather sleeves. 60 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,485 I'm in! 61 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:00,586 Bring the pain. 62 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,753 Look out, hulk hogan. 63 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,322 Barry goldberg's on the loose. 64 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:06,291 Ow! Ohh, I heard something pop! 65 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:07,493 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 66 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:11,930 ♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say 67 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:14,700 ♪ I don't know the future 68 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:19,238 ♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 69 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:22,174 Adult adam: It was impossible to be a kid in the '80s 70 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,542 And not love star wars. 71 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,644 It was the movie that changed everything. 72 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,579 It gave us lightsabers, the force, 73 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,314 And billy dee williams in a cape. 74 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,682 So you could imagine how pumped I was 75 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:34,920 When george lucas decided to close out the trilogy forever. 76 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,955 Boom! It is upon us! 77 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:37,823 Return of the jedi! 78 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:38,824 That's right, they did it again. 79 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,994 And guess what, it opens Friday at the hiway theater. 80 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,529 Oh, my god! That's amazing! 81 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,129 Go away. 82 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,765 You clearly don't understand what I'm saying. 83 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,799 More star wars. 84 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,501 We get it. Star wars is your life. 85 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,770 But if you still want to have a life, 86 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,838 Then stop pestering me. 87 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,207 I'm sensing more resistance than I was expecting, 88 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,708 So I'll adjust my expectations. 89 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:59,411 Instead, I'll ask that you pack a sleeping bag, 90 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,180 Some rations, and spend the night with me 91 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:03,382 On the sidewalk waiting for tickets. 92 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,083 What were your original expectations? 93 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,653 Don't answer that because I don't care, 94 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,021 'cause it's not happening. 95 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:09,488 Please! 96 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,256 Mom says the only way I can do it is if you come with me. 97 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,759 Mom only said that because she knew I'd say no. 98 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:17,129 Obviously, but she doesn't know what I know, 99 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:19,765 You love star wars. 100 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,602 (both grunting) 101 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,571 Bow before princess leia! 102 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,371 Never! 103 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,539 Death grip! 104 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,941 (choking) 105 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,175 Reverse death grip! 106 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,044 (choking) 107 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,213 I'm dead. 108 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,984 I made copies. Damn it! 109 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:39,918 Here's how this is gonna go, 110 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,887 You're either gonna come to the movie with me, 111 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,589 Or this tape magically ends up playing 112 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,457 At your next school assembly. 113 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,124 I hate you. 114 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:49,061 We're gonna have so much fun. 115 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,130 Hey. Ask mom. 116 00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,432 I got a permission slip for... 117 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:54,967 Ask mom. Mom will say no. 118 00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:57,803 Ask mom. I need you to sign it. 119 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:58,470 Ask mom. 120 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,105 I'm joining the wrestling team. 121 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,807 What? Really? 122 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,108 So you'll let me wrestle? 123 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:03,742 Of course. 124 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,911 You know, your old man was quite the grappler 125 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:06,712 Back in high school. 126 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:10,182 I bet that's the reason you're doing it. Not at all. 127 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:11,149 Tiny bit? No. 128 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,317 Maybe a little? No. 129 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,252 Not even this much? 130 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:14,353 I'm doing it for the ladies. 131 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,255 You see, first you join the wrestling team, 132 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:17,956 Then you get the varsity jacket, 133 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,291 Then you get the power, 134 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,259 Then you get the women. 135 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:22,861 Everything you just said makes so much sense. 136 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,763 Let me teach you some moves. 137 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,198 No need. Already learned them. 138 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,067 How? A little thing called wrestlemania. 139 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:34,373 This is jimmy "superfly" snuka doing the superfly splash! 140 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,074 Aah! Ohh! 141 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,410 Piledriver! Ohh! 142 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,612 Atomic elbow drop! Aah! 143 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,182 George "the animal" steele is biting the turnbuckle. 144 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,284 (grunts) 145 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:47,119 Stop! Who does that? 146 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:50,055 The claw! The claw! 147 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:52,691 He's applying the sleeper hold! 148 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,059 Body slam! 149 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:54,459 Aah! 150 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,696 You do understand it's not that kind of wrestling. 151 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,064 What? That stuff's not real. 152 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,632 What are you saying? None of it's real. 153 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,901 If you're telling me the iron sheik isn't fighting 154 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,804 To protect his oil interests in this country, 155 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,772 Then my world will literally cave in. 156 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,841 Adult adam: Yeah, my dad knew this was gonna take some time to explain. 157 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,911 Meanwhile, I was ready to have the time of my life. 158 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:16,181 Back then, you couldn't just order your seats online. 159 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:17,249 You had to wait for days on end. 160 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,785 Us star wars fans were the first ones to camp out. 161 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:23,555 We were the trailblazers, the coolest of the cool, 162 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:24,890 And everyone knew it... 163 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,024 Well, except my sister. 164 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,526 I want to walk down this line 165 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,328 And punch everyone in the face. 166 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,729 Stop. We're gonna have fun. 167 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:34,099 And who knows? We might make some lifelong friends. 168 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,668 (imitating yoda) hmm! Hello! 169 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,736 Master yoda I am. 170 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,404 Sit next to you in line we will. 171 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:41,173 Much bonding we will do. 172 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,140 How old are you? 173 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,076 46 on the 8th I'll be. 174 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:44,843 (chuckles) 175 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,280 Oh, my god. You have a wedding ring on? Huh. 176 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:48,814 Come on, erica. 177 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,549 I know you're some big high-school hotshot now, 178 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,584 But admit it, these are still your people. 179 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,387 Okay, the old dude with the puppet is not my people. 180 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,724 And the guy riding the dog, not my people. 181 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,693 That dog is a tauntaun, and you know it! 182 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,230 Can't you just try a little bit...For me? 183 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:06,365 Fine. A little. 184 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,633 What's up, mama? 185 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:09,935 You ever tandem on a tauntaun? 186 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,770 Not as dirty as it sounds. 187 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:12,404 Go away! 188 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:15,741 Ooh! She's as chilly as the wampa's lair. 189 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,576 Right? (laughs) right? Am I right? 190 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,478 Adult adam: As erica was finally loosening up, 191 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,447 My dad was helping barry lock down that varsity jacket. 192 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,150 You seriously want me to lie to mom? 193 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:25,684 Yes! 194 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,919 You really think your mother would willingly 195 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,322 Let you fight another man with your bare hands? 196 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:32,924 But I can't lie. I'm a terrible liar. 197 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:33,725 Everyone knows that. 198 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,528 You just got to keep it quick and simple. 199 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,229 Here, let me think. 200 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,264 What would you be doing after school? 201 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:41,600 Wait! I got the perfect cover. 202 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,602 We'll tell mom I joined the army. 203 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,904 That's what you're going to tell your mother, 204 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,073 You're going into combat? 205 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:48,540 Not combat! 206 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,876 I could be one of those dudes who flies a helicopter 207 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,377 And drops in bags of rice. 208 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,279 So now you're flying a helicopter. 209 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,313 Think I can't? No! 210 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:58,183 I'm tired of you not believing in me! 211 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:58,817 I'm a good driver! 212 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,787 Flying is just like driving, but in 3-d. 213 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:02,821 I don't even know what that means. 214 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:06,758 Okay, I... I think we got a little off the rails here. 215 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,893 L... Let's just move on. 216 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:11,296 No! I'm not moving on until he says he believes in me. 217 00:07:11,298 --> 00:07:11,863 Fine. 218 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:15,033 I believe you can drop rice from an imaginary helicopter. 219 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:18,603 Here's an idea. How about the school play? 220 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:22,040 Tell her you got a bit part like, uh, a palm tree 221 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:27,345 Or, uh, a villager who goes like this in the background. 222 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:29,014 I can do that. 223 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:30,182 You know what, al? 224 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:32,451 This could actually work. 225 00:07:33,419 --> 00:07:35,787 Hi, handsome men. 226 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:36,621 How's it going? 227 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,490 I joined the wrestling team. 228 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,526 What? Yeah, no. Never. 229 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:45,630 Evelyn sanderson's son joined a wrestling team. 230 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,631 He put one foot... 231 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,935 No. No need to tell us that very tragic tale. 232 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:53,338 Save it for another time. Barry was just kidding. 233 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,674 Tell her what you're really doing. 234 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,676 I'm in a play? 235 00:07:58,344 --> 00:07:59,511 Are you kidding me? 236 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,947 Snuggle monster, I'm so happy! 237 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,782 What part in annie did you get? 238 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,450 What's annie? The musical. 239 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,486 There's fliers all around school. 240 00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:08,787 Who are you playing? 241 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,822 Um... 242 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:12,858 I'm this guy! 243 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,360 What is that? What are you doing? 244 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,729 What guy is that? 245 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,731 I'm the guy. 246 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,033 You're daddy warbucks? 247 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:22,634 Sure. 248 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,402 You're daddy (bleep) warbucks? 249 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,439 Well, I think he's still a moron 250 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:29,274 And it's a stupid idea 251 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,076 And I am not going to get behind it! 252 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,912 He's doing the play, and that's the end of it. 253 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:37,282 You convinced me. I now stand behind my son. 254 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,116 This is so exciting! 255 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,085 Ohh, I've always wanted to be a stage mom! 256 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:43,522 I'm gonna build sets and rig lights and sew costumes, 257 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:46,324 And I'll even be an understudy if need be. 258 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:46,725 No. 259 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,095 If you dare peek into one rehearsal, 260 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,630 I will quit the play. 261 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,631 You wouldn't. I would. 262 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,833 What is wrong with my children? 263 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,600 Why won't they let me 264 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:58,003 Completely immerse myself in their lives? 265 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,437 It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay. 266 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,474 Well, I might not be able to attend an official rehearsal, 267 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:05,610 But that doesn't mean your mom can't show you a few moves. 268 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:08,513 I'm gonna go throw on my leg warmers and leotard. 269 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,982 A-dooba-dooba-dooba-doo! 270 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,584 (chuckles) 271 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:14,352 What just happened? 272 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:18,657 What just happened is you have to learn annie. 273 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,030 Good job, moron. 274 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,600 Adult adam: We were only three hours into our star wars camp-out, 275 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:30,569 But the long wait didn't matter. 276 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,104 I finally had my sister back. 277 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,072 So, I have a theory. 278 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,041 Star wars takes place a long time ago 279 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,143 In a galaxy far, far away, right? 280 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:38,710 Of course. 281 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:41,279 So, what if han solo is frozen in carbonite 282 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,614 For like a million years 283 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,416 And shipped to a planet far, far away 284 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:47,185 And that planet was earth in 1940 285 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,386 And he's thawed out just in time 286 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:52,691 To change his name to indiana jones? 287 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:54,326 Hmm! 288 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,928 I have so much more to say on this topic, 289 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,697 But I drank all the soda. 290 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,498 Dude, that's our rations! 291 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,600 Save my spot. 292 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,868 Adult adam: Yep, erica was letting her geek flag fly 293 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:07,672 And didn't care who saw it, until her friends arrived. 294 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,107 Erica? 295 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,443 Lainey, hey! Hi, hello. 296 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,177 What are you doing here? 297 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,645 We're going to get cheesesteaks. 298 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,046 What are you... Doing here? 299 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:15,747 What's up, legs? 300 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,283 That's... What I'm doing here, too. 301 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,618 Isn't this the cheesesteak line? 302 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,153 Eddie's been asking about you. Come with us. 303 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,388 Yeah. Okay. 304 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,957 You go ahead, and I'll catch up with you in a second. 305 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,425 Okay. 306 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,427 Um, my brother will be back in one minute. 307 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,396 Will you hold this spot for me? 308 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,297 Hmm! 309 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,065 Is that a yes? Hmm! 310 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,834 What is that? Hmm! 311 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,836 Just save our damn place! Hmm! 312 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,871 All right. If you come to your feet, go for the takedown. 313 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,906 Don't let him get away with that! More explosion there! 314 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:44,075 Whoa, what are you doing? What are you doing? What? 315 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,243 What are you doing with the folding chair? 316 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,911 You said to practice our takedowns. 317 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,447 The chair-bash is my character's patented move. 318 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,482 Your character? 319 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:52,550 Yeah. For the wwf. 320 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:53,585 They call me goldberg. 321 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:56,287 My backstory is my parents gave me up for adoption, 322 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,823 And then I grew up on the rough streets of philly. 323 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,191 I'm sensitive, so ladies love me, 324 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,361 But I also have a raging side, so men can relate, too. 325 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,796 But this isn't the wwf. 326 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,297 And as someone whose parents really did 327 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,133 Give him up for adoption, I can promise you 328 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,102 It's a lot more emotionally complicated than that. 329 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:11,970 Now, put the chair back. 330 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,372 Adult adam: While barry was having a tough time 331 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,740 Accepting this wasn't the wwf, 332 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:19,444 He was having an even tougher time learning annie. 333 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,980 ♪ together at last 334 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,583 ♪ together forever 335 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,886 ♪ we're tying a knot 336 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,254 What's that, murray? 337 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,223 ♪ they never can sever 338 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,126 ♪ I don't need sunshine now 339 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:37,629 ♪ to turn my gray skies blue 340 00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,531 ♪ sing it from the diaphragm 341 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:43,468 ♪ I don't need anything but you ♪ 342 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,103 Ahh! Aha! 343 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,540 I'm kind of wondering if this whole thing is worth it. 344 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,240 It is what it is. 345 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,142 Adult adam: Pops and my dad had helped barry 346 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,410 Pull off the perfect cover story. 347 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,780 Unfortunately, erica wasn't interested in covering for me. 348 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,048 Hey, that's my spot. 349 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,783 My sister was saving it for me. 350 00:11:58,785 --> 00:11:59,417 Where did she go? 351 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,486 Like I care what your sister would do. 352 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,389 She went to get a cheesesteak with her smoking-hot friend. 353 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:04,989 Come on. 354 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,691 I just went to the bathroom for like 10 seconds. 355 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,927 Sorry, man. But you should have planned ahead. 356 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,829 The smart ones of us brought along someone 357 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,298 We could trust to hold our spot in line. 358 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,966 Others in more unwieldy costumes 359 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,168 Have rigged themselves with elaborate tubing 360 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,136 And disposable plastic bags 361 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,105 So that they might quietly relieve themselves 362 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,240 Even while talking to a stranger. 363 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,975 Ahh. 364 00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:25,376 What? 365 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,445 Can't a man "ahh" in relief without being judged? 366 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,115 Unreal. Unreal, you guys. 367 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:30,615 Seriously? 368 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,417 You're not gonna let me back into my spot? 369 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,651 I'm just a boy. 370 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:34,152 Seriously? 371 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,554 Luke skywalker was just a boy, okay? 372 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,655 Rules are the rules. 373 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,692 Good luck catching the Sunday matinee. 374 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,495 Adult adam: My sister had done the unthinkable. 375 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,163 She ruined star wars. 376 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,533 You're on the mat sizing up your opponent. 377 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,834 The ref blows the whistle. 378 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:52,036 He makes his move. What do you do? 379 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,605 I bounce off the ropes to get momentum, 380 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:54,973 And I spear him with my body. 381 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,342 Again! It's not that kind of wres... 382 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,411 I know, it's not that type of wrestling. 383 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:00,912 I get it. 384 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,181 But those are the only moves I perfected 385 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,082 On my bed jumping around. 386 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,051 It's true. I've seen him. He's quite a jumper, this one. 387 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,053 Okay, let me show you a real move. 388 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,122 This was my specialty back in the day. 389 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,926 You use your opponent's weight and strength against him. 390 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,227 You smell like sandwich. 391 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:16,828 Shut up. 392 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,364 As I lean in to you, you pull back 393 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,767 And use your opponent's momentum to take him down! 394 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,803 Oh, my god. I'm so bored right now. 395 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,238 Just let me hit you with something! 396 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,540 Pops, get me a 2x4. 397 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,309 What are you doing? No 2x4s! I told you! 398 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,279 Beverly: Barry norman goldberg, look at me. 399 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,981 Are you on the wrestling team? 400 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,783 Uh...No? 401 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,450 Oh, really? 402 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,286 Because I was just down at the school theater 403 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,587 Building an orphanage for a show 404 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,055 That apparently you're not even in. 405 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,091 What? You promised you weren't going down there. 406 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,293 I have a problem. 407 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,595 Yes, he's on the wrestling team, 408 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,663 But that's a good thing. 409 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,264 I was on the wrestling team, 410 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,433 And look how fine I turned out. 411 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:59,204 (laughing) ohhhhwha! 412 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,606 (laughing) 413 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:06,244 How dare you go behind my back 414 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:10,014 And encourage my delicious baby muffin to lie to me! 415 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,218 Bev, come on. It's not that big of a deal. 416 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,018 Let the boy wrestle. 417 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,721 Helen cutler's son was in a wrestling match once 418 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,156 And his head popped right off 419 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,258 And now he lives his life as just a head. 420 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:23,094 There's no such thing as just a head! 421 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,362 You need organs to live. 422 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,663 Well, tell that to helen cutler 423 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,199 As she's carrying her son around the grocery store 424 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:28,933 Like a football. 425 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,970 Well, where's his heart? You need a heart to function! 426 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:32,604 It's in his neck. 427 00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,873 He's got a little neck with organs in it. 428 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,008 Oh, so now he's got a neck! 429 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,443 What else has he got? 430 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,477 Maybe a body? 431 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,612 Everyone, shut up! 432 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:44,382 All my life, you've been treating me like a baby. 433 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,417 Well, guess what, it stops now. 434 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,354 I'm a grown adult man and I'm gonna wrestle 435 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,357 And there's nothing you can do about it! 436 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:52,824 Nothing! 437 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:56,227 Adult adam: Despite my brother's goofy run, he'd made up his mind. 438 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:56,895 It was go time, 439 00:14:56,897 --> 00:15:00,198 But barry wasn't the only one ready for a fight. 440 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,734 There you are! You scared me to death! 441 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,035 Where were you? 442 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,003 Where were you? 443 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,872 I asked you to do one thing, stand! 444 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,173 Just stand there! 445 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:10,375 But you couldn't even do that! 446 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,011 And now I'll never see return of the jedi. 447 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,879 Oh, please, just to spite me? 448 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,348 Correct! You ruined star wars for me. 449 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,652 From this point on, I'll have nothing to do with it. 450 00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,353 Nothing! 451 00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:29,460 Dang it! That's a collector's item! 452 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,963 But I don't care! (breathing heavily) 453 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:32,597 Why did I do this? 454 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,198 You made me lose control of my body. 455 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,967 You honestly want to know why I left? 456 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,369 I didn't want my friends to see me stand in line 457 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,239 At some space movie that I got blackmailed into 458 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,173 By my dumb kid brother. 459 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,208 I blackmailed you because it's the only way 460 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,011 To get you to spend time with me. 461 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,782 And I didn't used to just be your dumb kid brother. 462 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,551 I used to be your friend. 463 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,158 Adult adam: It had been a full day 464 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,460 Since I banished star wars from my life. 465 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,295 I was in a sarlacc pit of despair, 466 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:07,565 That is, until a certain princess rescued me. 467 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,834 Hey! Get up. Put this on. 468 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,735 We're going to that movie. 469 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,670 I told you I'm not seeing the Sunday matinee. 470 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,306 It's like wearing somebody else's wedding dress. 471 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,741 What does that even mean? 472 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,844 It doesn't matter. We're going today. 473 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:20,378 How? 474 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,747 Well, I told the theater manager what happened, 475 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,415 And he was incredibly sympathetic. 476 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,717 He's gonna sneak us in. Really? 477 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:29,454 I also said I would go to dinner with him and his grandparents. 478 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,556 I really wish I would have just stayed in line. 479 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,491 Adult adam: Meanwhile, my brother was ready to fight. 480 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,361 And according to barry logic, if he won this match, 481 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:37,462 Lexy would never forget his name. 482 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,464 And even though he had a lot to lose, 483 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,966 It was my dad who had the butterflies. 484 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,901 How you doing, champ? You nervous? 485 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,170 I'm not nervous. Don't be nervous. 486 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,973 Uh, I'm a little nervous, not about the wrestling thing. 487 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:50,408 I'm just worried about my catchphrase 488 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,877 'cause once I say it, I can never take it back. 489 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,046 I was thinking, "welcome to the mat." 490 00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:55,646 No catchphrase. 491 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,981 Goldberg, quit trading recipes. 492 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,317 Let's go! You're up! Let's go, let's go! 493 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,118 Look alive! Come on! 494 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,588 (europe's the final countdown plays) 495 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,856 Adult adam: This was it, 496 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,258 The start of my brother's wrestling career, 497 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,794 And nothing was gonna stop him. 498 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,665 I said no! 499 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,666 Mom? 500 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,668 Are you kidding me right now? Move. 501 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,571 I will not move. I will never move. 502 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,572 You're my special boy. 503 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,174 If you end up being just a head, 504 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,176 Then I have failed as a mother. 505 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,644 No. 506 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:27,445 No. 507 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,313 Barry! What did I say? 508 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,182 What did I say? What did, ohh! 509 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:31,816 (crowd gasps) 510 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,452 Mom, lexy bloom is watching me right now. 511 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:35,987 What the hell are you doing? 512 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:37,755 I'm saving your life. 513 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,990 Bevy, no! 514 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:39,757 I love you, honey! 515 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,894 I love you so much! I will never let you go! 516 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,962 Don't fight back! 517 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,431 Go limp under mama! 518 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,965 And we're off the rails again. 519 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,469 Dad, help me! She's so strong! Murray: I'm trying! 520 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,638 Tap out, barry. Barry, tap out! 521 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,740 I'm tapping out! Tap out, barry! 522 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,676 You are a nightmare, okay? 523 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,279 Now lexy bloom will never follow me to college 524 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,046 On a wrestling scholarship. 525 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,917 You have no right to be mad at me, no right! 526 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,921 You're the one who lied and directly defied my orders. 527 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:10,788 True story. Oh, here we go! 528 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,124 Susie goodman's son defied her at one point. I don't care! 529 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,192 How do you know so many sad people? 530 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,194 And do you know that that resulted in his tragic... 531 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,361 Enough! 532 00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:17,962 All right, bevy, 533 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,798 No one loves a tragic parenting tale more than you. 534 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,435 Did you ever hear the one about beverly goldberg's son? 535 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,504 He got utterly dominated by her 536 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:31,676 In front of the whole school and was made a laughingstock. 537 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,077 Oh, my god. 538 00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,413 That is kind of what happened, isn't it? 539 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,647 Honey, at a certain point, 540 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,484 You're only hurting them by holding them back. 541 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,318 Well, the damage is done. 542 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,620 Not yet. (europe's the final countdown plays) 543 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:42,987 What? 544 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,689 There is a way to make people forget 545 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,591 The terrible things they saw today, 546 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:50,094 And that's for you to go out and pulverize this kid 547 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,430 And show him why your catchphrase 548 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,831 Is "welcome to the mat!" 549 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,900 Or something better that you think of 550 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,001 On your way out there. 551 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:01,806 And, bevy, I will hold your hand through the whole thing. 552 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,977 Go get 'em, boopie. 553 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:09,480 (roars) 554 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,783 Adult adam: That day, my brother and I each opened a door 555 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,485 That would change our lives forever. 556 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,322 I'll always remember stepping into my little hometown theater, 557 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:18,923 Heart pounding, 558 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,259 Knowing that I was about to watch pure magic, 559 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,428 And it was all thanks to my sister. 560 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,431 (cheering and applauding) 561 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:29,700 That's funny. 562 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,470 I was expecting to wrestle your mom. 563 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,172 (whistle blows) 564 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,742 (cheers and applause) 565 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,876 Whoa! 566 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,244 Ohh! 567 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,546 Wow! 568 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,847 Welcome to the mat! 569 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,248 All right, goldberg! 570 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,650 I taught him that move! 571 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,285 He learned that from me! 572 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,152 More or less. 573 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,520 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! 574 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,622 I've always wanted to be a wrestling mom! 575 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,591 I can't hear you? 576 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,127 Goldberg can't hear you! 577 00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,728 (cheers and applause) 578 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,096 You know it, girl! 579 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,031 I'm tough, but gentle, 580 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,601 And we're gonna ride a horse into the sun. 581 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:05,369 Yeah! Yeah! 582 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,238 Adult adam: Okay, so my brother didn't go on to become 583 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,941 A famous professional wrestler named goldberg. 584 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:10,474 Finishing move! 585 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,144 But in that moment, he felt invincible. 586 00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:13,945 Oh, no, no, no! No! No! 587 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,313 Goldberg, it's over. It's over. 588 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,549 It's over. You won. You won. 589 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,651 Yeah! 590 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:24,055 There's nothing you remember more than your childhood victories. 591 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:24,889 ♪ the final countdown 592 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,290 They stay with you forever. 593 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,058 And if you're lucky, 594 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,560 Your family is right there with you. 595 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,861 Thank you so much. 596 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,763 ♪ ohhhh 597 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,468 Hey. Ask mom. 598 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,437 I've got some new wrestling moves. 599 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,304 Ask mom. 600 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,639 You're gonna love them. 601 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,907 Mmm-hmm. 602 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,942 (grunting) 603 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,144 The hulkster can't hear you! 604 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,879 The hulkster can't hear you! 605 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:49,981 The hulkster can't hear you! 606 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:53,417 Oh, and he's raking his face against the ropes! 607 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,952 Oh, that can't be legal! 608 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,387 That just can't be legal! 609 00:20:56,389 --> 00:21:00,891 Oh, no! He has a foreign object. 610 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:04,028 How's the referee not seeing this? 611 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:07,465 He's done! He's done! 612 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,333 World champion! 613 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:10,368 Whoo! 614 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,336 Still a moron. 615 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,343 It's the backbreaker slam! Aah! 616 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:20,711 Ddt! 617 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,480 Body slam! Aah! 618 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,514 Figure four! 619 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,983 Man: Let's go. Shut the damn thing off. 620 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:26,384 Aah! 621 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,352 Man: I can't believe what you did.