1 00:00:01,234 --> 00:00:02,968 (alarm blaring) 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:06,271 Adult adam: There's only one reason a teenage girl leaps out of bed 3 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:09,274 This happy on a school day... First love. 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:12,644 For my sister, it was our neighbor across the street... 5 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,147 Drew kremp. 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:20,052 And, man, oh, man, things got real serious real fast. 7 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,688 Listen, I know we've only been dating for a few weeks, 8 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,391 But there's something I've got to ask you. 9 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:28,293 Huh? Erica elizabeth goldberg, 10 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,461 Will you... My middle name's dorothy, 11 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,830 But that... That's okay. Uh, whatever you're gonna say, just say it. 12 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,899 Will you wear my varsity jacket? 13 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,167 (laughs) yes! 14 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:35,834 Yes, I will! 15 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,302 Adult adam: The varsity jacket... 16 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,239 The high-school equivalent of a marriage proposal. 17 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,140 Oh, my god. It's like a slipper... 18 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,442 Like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket! 19 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,077 Adult adam: My moody, angry sister 20 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:48,981 Had somehow been replaced by a giddy, love-struck teenager. 21 00:00:48,983 --> 00:00:51,917 Mmm! Mom, so good. 22 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:55,387 I don't say this enough, but I love tacos. 23 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,688 And I love my family. 24 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,358 Adult adam: We called it the time of great peace. 25 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,193 For some, it was confusing. 26 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,295 I think she's on drugs. 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,198 A-are you hopped up on goofballs? 28 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,733 You're the cutest! 29 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:08,834 Adult adam: We've all been there. 30 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:10,502 It's the happiest time in a young person's life. 31 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:14,473 Your head's in the clouds, and nothing will bring you down... 32 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,707 (horns blaring) 33 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,943 Oh. Sorry! Have a great day. 34 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:18,644 (sobbing) 35 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:21,246 Except when your first love dumps your ass 36 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,381 For no reason at all. 37 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:24,583 Boopie, what's wrong? What is it? 38 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,051 Come, sit. Tell mama. 39 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:29,054 (whining indistinctly) 40 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,457 What are you saying? 41 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,659 (whining) 42 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:36,962 Are you physically hurt? 43 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:40,966 (whimpering) did someone drop something on you? 44 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,334 And then... And then... 45 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,169 And then... I can't understand you. 46 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,772 (sobbing) she said drew kremp drove her home today 47 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,908 In his sweet mustang and dumped her out of nowhere. 48 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,210 (whining) 49 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,345 How the hell did you understand her? 50 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:53,946 As most of you know, 51 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:57,382 I've, uh, spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally 52 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,218 Out of control. 53 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,019 I speak the language. 54 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:01,653 (whimpering) 55 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,655 She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey. 56 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:06,992 And with that, the time of great peace descended 57 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,060 Into the age of darkness. 58 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:13,465 My strong, independent sister turned into an irrational hot mess. 59 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,967 She moped in her room. 60 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,635 She sobbed in her car. 61 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:17,603 (horns blaring) 62 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,905 And she wept through dinner. 63 00:02:19,907 --> 00:02:21,673 Sweetie, you have to eat. 64 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,309 Food reminds me of drew. 65 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,812 He used to eat food. 66 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:30,816 Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother. 67 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,384 Then you have failed. 68 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,653 We all have failed. 69 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,156 Just take them! Just take the tots! 70 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,259 Peanut, believe me, it's his loss. 71 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,194 I am dead inside, 72 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:46,298 And that's what you say to me? 73 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,934 She said she's dead inside... 74 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:51,103 I know what she said! 75 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,371 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 76 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:56,108 ♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say 77 00:02:58,478 --> 00:02:59,745 ♪ I don't know the future 78 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:04,449 ♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 79 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,985 It was April 29, 1980-something, 80 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:07,986 And barry and I were strolling 81 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:11,190 Into the one place that gave us pure joy like no other. 82 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,392 That's right... The arcade. 83 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:15,928 We're home. Al: Here you go, boys. 84 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,596 Have fun with your beep-bop-boop. 85 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,165 Back then, you couldn't just download a game to your phone. 86 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,501 You needed a roll of quarters and nerves of steel. 87 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,604 First we'd play the classics like "pac-man" and "centipede." 88 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,540 Then we'd blow most of our quarters on "dragon's lair." 89 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,176 How'd they get a cartoon into a video game? 90 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:34,079 You're so dumb. They pour it in the top. 91 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,315 But our jam was "zaxxon." 92 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,650 It was the greatest game ever made... 93 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:41,987 Until they made a better one. 94 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,567 (bell clanging) 95 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:00,372 It was called "punch-out!" 96 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,741 It combined everything my brother loved... 97 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:03,642 Video games, sports, 98 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,244 And graphic, senseless violence. 99 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:09,114 We're gonna get to know each other real good. 100 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:10,816 While we were lost in our world of video games, 101 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:14,086 My mom was gonna help erica get clarity on the break-up. 102 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,355 She went across the street to virginia kremp, 103 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:18,957 Her best friend and drew's mother. 104 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,559 Hi! Hi. 105 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:22,394 Hi. Hi. 106 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,595 Hi. Hi. 107 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,863 How's erica holding up? 108 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,898 Ugh, she's a mess. 109 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,100 How's drew? 110 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:28,700 He's great. Hmm? 111 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,737 I mean, you know, he's good. He's... He's fine. 112 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,773 He just went to the water park, which is... 113 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,608 Where he goes when he's sad. 114 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,443 That way no one can see his tears. 115 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,178 You know, it would really help erica 116 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,080 If you could just tell me what happened. 117 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,716 Ooh, I'm not sure that's our business, bev. 118 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:47,052 Isn't it, though? Hmm... 119 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,187 Mmm. Mmm... Mmm? 120 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,057 Mmm-mmm. 121 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:52,658 Ohh. 122 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,494 I just think that drew needs some time alone to figure himself out. 123 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:59,931 Well, do you think he'll have himself figured out in the next two days or so? 124 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:00,565 Probably not. 125 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:01,933 Oh, just one more quick question... 126 00:05:01,935 --> 00:05:05,037 Uh, what is the name of drew's new bimbo? 127 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,004 Beverly, there's no one. 128 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:08,674 So you're saying that drew's made a terrible mistake, 129 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,309 And it's just gonna be a matter of time 130 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:12,277 Before he comes crawling back? 131 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,845 Hmm... Mmm? 132 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,047 Mmm-mmm. Uh... 133 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,648 Mmm-mmm. Well, you better tell drew 134 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,783 Not to take too long to figure things out 135 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:22,421 'cause, uh, erica's got a lot of guys coming around. 136 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,122 Lot of guys. 137 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,324 And one girl. (chuckles) 138 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:30,595 She's not gonna do anything about that, but, uh... Still flattering. 139 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:31,496 Think about it. 140 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,233 Barry had spent the past week trying to beat "punch-out!" 141 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,001 Just one problem... 142 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,171 He was out of quarters and had grown desperate. 143 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:40,072 A penny? 144 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:42,607 Worthless! It's the garbage of money! 145 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:43,909 (penny clatters) 146 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:47,879 Hey! Pops-aroni, looking good. 147 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:50,682 Did you lose some weight or just get a haircut? 148 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,917 Oh, what can I say? 149 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,585 I've been hit by the handsome stick. 150 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,287 Well, you look like a million bucks. 151 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:58,090 Speaking of a million bucks, can you float me a $20? 152 00:05:58,092 --> 00:06:00,058 Is this for the arcade again? 153 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,327 This is the fourth time this week. 154 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,328 I got to cut you off, kiddo. 155 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:06,098 You can't cut me off. You're my grandfather! 156 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,132 You're supposed to give me 157 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,567 Unconditional love and money until you pass! 158 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,870 I got three chicks on the string right now. 159 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,472 I got to manage my cash flow. 160 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:17,042 Be selfish. I'll find money somewhere else. 161 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:18,977 Hey, ad-rock! 162 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,146 What do you say we go down to the arcade? 163 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,514 It'll only cost you $20. 164 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,449 Sorry, I got a spelling test tomorrow. 165 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,818 Why are you being such a (bleep) 166 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,622 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy! Easy! Easy! 167 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,090 Sorry. 168 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,325 Lost my cool. 169 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:35,160 I'm fine. Okay. 170 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:35,827 I got money. 171 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,363 I'll just cash in the $100 bond you gave me last year. 172 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:40,799 That doesn't mature for another 10 years. 173 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,300 It's hardly worth anything right now. 174 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:45,137 You're a filthy liar, old man! 175 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,338 Nope. 176 00:06:46,340 --> 00:06:48,006 I did it again. Lost my cool. 177 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:52,277 I'm just... Constantly thinking about that game. 178 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,646 You know what I'm saying? 179 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:55,680 It's cool. 180 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:58,283 It's cool. It's cool. 181 00:06:58,285 --> 00:07:00,051 (sighs) what are you guys watching? 182 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:03,488 I'm gonna go take a walk. I'm gonna go take a walk. 183 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:06,758 Hey, dale. 184 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,993 Guess who cashed in his $100 bond 185 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:12,030 And is now sitting on 6 bucks of cold, hard change. 186 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,399 I don't care. (sighs) 187 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,013 (sighs) 188 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,281 That's the stuff. 189 00:07:29,283 --> 00:07:32,484 Figuring himself out? What does that even mean? 190 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,687 It means it's not you. It's him. 191 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,087 Please. 192 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:39,324 That's what people always say, and it's total bullcrap. 193 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:40,091 Please believe me. 194 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:43,361 You're tearing me apart. I can't see you this sad. 195 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,230 Just tell me you're better. 196 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:46,031 I'm not better. 197 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:49,534 My mood ring's been black for three days! 198 00:07:49,536 --> 00:07:51,136 Then fake it...For me. 199 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,338 I wore my nightgown to school today. 200 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,374 I'm in agony. I can't take it anymore. 201 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,976 Wow. Way to make it about you, mom. 202 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,678 No, no, no. This is not about me. 203 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,382 It's about you feeling better so I can feel better. 204 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,518 Make me feel better. Better? 205 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,421 All I know is that I can't feel any worse. 206 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:11,723 (tires screeching) 207 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:13,992 (gasps) 208 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,227 Are you kidding me? 209 00:08:15,229 --> 00:08:17,362 Shame on you, virginia kremp! 210 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,464 You told me there was nobody else! 211 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,399 Right to my face, you told me! 212 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,802 Oh, my god! Tracy sullivan? 213 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,237 Are you freaking kidding me? 214 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:28,840 When I asked you if you thought she was pretty, you said, "nah." 215 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,741 You said, "nah"! 216 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:30,742 He was just trying to spare her. 217 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:33,778 So that's what you meant when you said he needed to figure himself out? 218 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,882 Both: I was just trying to spare your feelings! 219 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,451 Well, here's your stupid varsity jacket back! 220 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:42,087 Use it to cover up tracy's stupid face! 221 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:45,924 Yeah! Sorry, tracy, I know this isn't about you. 222 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,626 Yeah! 223 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,129 I can't believe that this is happening. 224 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,232 Nope. Put those tissues down, missy. 225 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,768 I'm gonna fix this. You know how? 226 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:59,271 Mama's gonna find you someone better. 227 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:00,438 That's right. 228 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,174 There are plenty of other fish in the sea. 229 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,076 (hisses) 230 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,047 I'll go. 231 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,450 Erica had gone through six pans of brownies since the break-up. 232 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,754 Fortunately, my dad stepped in to help with words of wisdom. 233 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,089 Hi, peanut. Hmm. 234 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,325 Uh, I'm gonna shut this off. 235 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,259 (grunts) 236 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,428 Look, every time I try and cheer you up, 237 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,931 I end up saying the wrong thing. (grunts) 238 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:28,934 So this time I'm not gonna say anything. 239 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:32,871 I'm gonna let an old friend do the talking for me. 240 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:34,773 Sting. 241 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,576 "if you love somebody, set them free." 242 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:40,078 Wise words, don't you think? 243 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,880 You know what I think? 244 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,883 What are you doing? Why would you do that? 245 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:45,717 Who does that? 246 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,485 Murray, what are you doing? Why are you in here? 247 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,221 I had good intentions! I went to my guy at sam goody. 248 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,326 His name is randy, and he's getting over someone, too. 249 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,127 She's a wild animal. 250 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,463 Don't help! Get! 251 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,632 He's right. 252 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,335 Look at me. I'm an animal. 253 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,769 (garbled) I'm an animal. 254 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,339 Stop that. Stop it! But... 255 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:10,141 Lainey's birthday is tonight, and, damn it, you're going. 256 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,744 No way. Lainey's your best friend. 257 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,846 Well, lainey's also friends with tracy, 258 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,981 Which means that drew will be there. 259 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,949 Even better. And you want to know why? 260 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,687 They are gonna freak when you walk into that restaurant with a college guy. 261 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,321 What college guy? 262 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,625 I was at dr. Kaczander's earlier, and it seems his son, bruce, 263 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,293 Is single and ready to mingle. 264 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,696 I am not going out with your podiatrist's son named bruce. 265 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,565 He goes to penn, he's a classics major, 266 00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:37,002 And he drives a way cooler car than drew. 267 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,238 Cooler than a mustang 5.0? 268 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,373 Yes. A saab. 269 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,541 A saab? What the hell is that? 270 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,442 It's swedish. It's sporty. 271 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,612 It's got a key in the middle, next to the armrest. 272 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,480 It's like a spaceship. 273 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,382 Drew is gonna see you with that college hunk, 274 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:53,752 Go crazy with jealousy, and regret treating you this way. 275 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,689 And with that, beverly goldberg's matchmaking skills saved the day. 276 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,224 Amazingly, bruce, the podiatrist's son, 277 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:03,495 Was an uncanny mix of patrick swayze and patrick dempsey. 278 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,731 Not even drew kremp could deny it. 279 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,832 Hi. This is bruce. 280 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,868 He's in college. Look at him. 281 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,836 You... Can sit next to me. 282 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,438 Scoot. Scoot. Down. 283 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,706 You must be lainey. Yes. 284 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,743 I brought you a little something for your birthday. 285 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,444 It's my favorite sake. 286 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,347 He has a favorite sake, yeah, and he drives a saab. 287 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,683 As erica's surprise for drew was paying off, 288 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,620 Pops and I had a surprise of our own for barry. 289 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,123 Hey. 290 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,958 Barry, please have a seat. 291 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,693 What's going on? 292 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,764 Well, we're all here because we love you and we care about you 293 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,933 And we want to see you get better. 294 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:42,634 It's an intervention. 295 00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,203 We invited all your friends over to tell you how we feel. 296 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,673 But only roger's here. I was the 10th person they called. 297 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,841 Shut up, roger. Hmm. 298 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:54,946 (sighs) listen, you've been spending way too much time at the arcade. 299 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:55,714 You're on edge. 300 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,183 You've been neglecting your schoolwork. 301 00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,684 You stopped showering. 302 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,952 Who showers every day? 303 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,122 What am I, the governor? This is ridiculous! 304 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,158 I don't have the problem. You have the problem. 305 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,093 What problem do we have? 306 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,861 You're addicted to being jerks! 307 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,996 I can quit the arcade any time I want. 308 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:16,768 Barry, you're scrounging around for quarters right now. 309 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,603 No, I'm not. 310 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:23,108 I was looking for this fork. 'cause I'm gonna eat coleslaw. 311 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,343 Does that mean I'm addicted to coleslaw, too? 312 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,412 I don't know. I don't care anymore. 313 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,147 This whole thing's gotten very weird. 314 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,783 Barry, please. You cashed in your bonds. 315 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,620 You emptied your piggy bank. You sold your baseball cards. 316 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,123 This arcade's eating you alive. 317 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:38,990 We care about you, dude. 318 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,727 We want you around for a long time. Roger! Go! 319 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,697 Maybe you're right. 320 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,766 Maybe I do have a problem. 321 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,700 There you go. 322 00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,870 Just know we're always here for you. 323 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,739 We love you, kiddo. I won't let you down. 324 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,406 But he did. 325 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,741 And the first place barry went... 326 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,310 My room, in search of pocket change. 327 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,512 Something. Just something. 328 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:04,349 But what he found was way more valuable. 329 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,086 How much will you give me for this? 330 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,953 Three bucks. What? 331 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,089 I stole it from my brother. He said it's priceless. 332 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,258 Oh, it's hot. Sorry, I'm not interested. 333 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,294 Dude, what kind of weird, honest pawn shop is this? 334 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,197 The grown-up kind that sells things that grown-ups want... 335 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,533 Like engagement rings and guns. 336 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,267 Come on. 10 bucks. 337 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,702 Some nerd will pay top dollar for this. 338 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,137 Really? No landing gear. 339 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,206 The gun turret's cracked. And no radar disc. 340 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,842 How would this thing ever do the kessel run in 12 parsecs? 341 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,110 I don't know what any of that means, okay? 342 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,379 Just give me a few quarters, and I'll go away. 343 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,215 As barry pawned away the last shred of his dignity, 344 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,485 Erica's date was really starting to sizzle. 345 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,854 Would anyone like a refill on their soda? 346 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,122 It's actually my 21st birthday. 347 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,857 So how about mai tais all around? 348 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,227 Well, the balloon says you're 17, so how about no? 349 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,528 Well, I'm not 17. 350 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,665 Eight mai tais, please. All for me. It's been a tough week. 351 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,535 Yeah, college is really hard 'cause he's in college. 352 00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:58,970 Now, who wants sake? 353 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,471 No, thanks. I don't drink. 354 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,641 Whoa. Who brought the wet blanket? 355 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,142 (laughing) 356 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,745 No, I don't drink when there's a table of cops next to us. 357 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,813 There's what now? 358 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,648 I don't even know this girl, all right? 359 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,584 My dad is her mom's podiatrist! 360 00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,085 The only reason I agreed to go out with her 361 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,154 Is 'cause he said I could use his saab! 362 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:20,024 Well, that's a real sob story, am I right? 363 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,892 (both laugh) 364 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,927 You're such an ass, drew. 365 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,230 I love you. 366 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,165 What? Nothing. 367 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,270 Adult adam: Meanwhile, at the arcade, barry was jonesing 368 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,271 To beat "punch-out!" 369 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,374 Unfortunately, it was beating him. 370 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,277 Focus, barry! Focus! 371 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,379 Beat it, lyle. You're bad luck. 372 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,313 (crowd cheering) 373 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,216 This was it... The last quarter. 374 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,485 One final shot at glory. 375 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,555 What happened next was legendary. 376 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:50,989 Yes! Yes! 377 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,859 That single quarter lasted barry 20 minutes. 378 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,727 Go! Let's go! 379 00:14:55,729 --> 00:15:00,698 He was a man possessed, knocking out glass joe, bald bull, pizza pasta. 380 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,301 There was no one who could take my brother down. 381 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,571 Yes! Yes! Yes! No one except... 382 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,339 (machine powers down) 383 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,607 No! 384 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,175 ...Me. 385 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,110 What did you do? 386 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,712 What did you do? My millennium falcon's gone. 387 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,348 Did you really think I wouldn't notice? 388 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,049 Kind of. 389 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,083 Why didn't you sell something of yours, 390 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,418 Like your signed moses malone jersey? 391 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,021 Dude, I could never sell that. I'd miss it too much. 392 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:27,125 You know what, even with all the crap you do, 393 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,327 I still look up to you. 394 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,829 Not anymore. 395 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,098 Adam, wait. 396 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,800 Adult adam: It was game over for my brother. 397 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,038 He'd hit rock bottom and finally ran out of options... 398 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,041 And quarters. 399 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,442 After watching her date get arrested, 400 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,911 Erica had to call home for a ride. 401 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,979 Murray: There you are. 402 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,548 Your mom and I couldn't decide 403 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,917 Who you'd be more annoyed to see. 404 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,987 We talked about it for a while, and here I am. 405 00:15:55,989 --> 00:16:00,525 Good. 'cause I don't ever want to talk to her again. 406 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,827 Stupid, beautiful podiatrist's son. 407 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,330 Your mom means well. Man: Hey! 408 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,531 (grill sizzles) 409 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,300 Um, we're not gonna be eating anything. 410 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,369 Thank you. Yeah. 411 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:11,970 But the thing is... 412 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,405 If you're gonna say another lame dad cliche, 413 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,974 I will literally press your face 414 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,042 Against this hot, sizzling grill. 415 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:18,810 No, no, I believe you. 416 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,045 But I really want you to hear this. Man: Hey! Hey! 417 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,581 Hey, um, listen, you don't understand. 418 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,351 I'm trying to talk to my... 419 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,585 Is that shrimp? Hey! 420 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,487 All right, you know what, I'd love some shrimp, 421 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,689 But keep the schtick down. 422 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,291 So, when I was your age, 423 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,427 My first girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. 424 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,430 I spent the whole summer with the shades drawn, 425 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,767 Eating zagnut bars, and watching old horror movies. 426 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,037 I was miserable and heartbroken. 427 00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,406 (imitating heart pounding) 428 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,675 Knock it off. 429 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,312 The point is that I know there's no easy fix here, 430 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,682 But all you need is time. 431 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,850 How much time? 432 00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,484 I don't know. 433 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:03,488 But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up, 434 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,157 And it just won't hurt as much. 435 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,493 I hope so. 436 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,395 Thanks, daddy. 437 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,030 Really? I helped you? 438 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,998 Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are. 439 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,433 Well, you're gonna be just fine. 440 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,635 You are. And just remember... 441 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,104 It's getting kind of loud, all right? 442 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,806 It's still... It's not, uh... 443 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,374 I don't think he understands. 444 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:28,780 Little did we know erica wasn't the only one ready to accept some help. 445 00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,715 Hi. 446 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,017 My name is barry norman goldberg. 447 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,252 I'm addicted to arcade games. 448 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,955 We don't want to hear it. Hey, cut him some slack, kiddo. 449 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,893 The first step is admitting you got a problem. 450 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,494 And I think I can help you. 451 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,431 (huey lewis and the news' "the power of love" plays) 452 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,532 There you go. 453 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,300 What the hell is that for? 454 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,903 You love that boxing game, right? 455 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,739 Why not try the real thing? 456 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,974 I don't know, pops. 457 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,910 It's not the same. 458 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,179 Save you a lot of quarters. 459 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,781 Huh! Huh! 460 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,651 (grunting) 461 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,124 I certainly don't look bad doing this. 462 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,592 What happened? 463 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,830 The trick with any addiction is replacing it 464 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,465 With a healthy alternative. 465 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,933 Adult adam: That's the thing about family. 466 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,969 No matter what, they're always there for you. 467 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,737 I know this may sound crazy, 468 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,674 But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna become champion of the world. 469 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:33,111 Even when you're at your worst. 470 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,181 Well, how'd it go? Was she mad? How mad was she? 471 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,349 Does she hate her mama? 472 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:42,019 Huh, relax. I think she's starting to feel better. 473 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,054 This feels right! 474 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,457 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 475 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,693 (laughs) 476 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,695 Erica, stop. 477 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,563 Really? What? 478 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,198 She's healing. 479 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,300 What is going on? 480 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,535 The wind! 481 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,838 We'll write you a check. We'll write you a check. 482 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,776 Adult adam: Sometimes you need them to bail you out. 483 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,146 And sometimes you need them to not say a thing. 484 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,948 They just need to be there. 485 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,489 Turns out my dad was right. 486 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,290 (alarm blaring) 487 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,625 All erica needed was a little time. 488 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,862 One day, she woke up and... It just didn't hurt anymore. 489 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,466 That's the great thing about first loves. 490 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,133 They're not the last. 491 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:33,137 And just like that the age of darkness was over. 492 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,541 As for barry, he went from scrounging for change... 493 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,508 ...To making some changes. 494 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,577 I want to buy that spaceship back. 495 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,245 $50. (groans) 496 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,948 I was afraid this might happen. 497 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:48,619 How much will you give me for this signed moses malone jersey? 498 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,658 My falcon! You got it back? 499 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,826 Dude! Get off me! 500 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,395 If you touch my torso again, 501 00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,798 I will smash your spaceship with my hands. 502 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,601 (imitating blasters firing) 503 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:07,905 Hey, chewbacca! 504 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,442 Yo, nerd! Every rocky needs his mickey. 505 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,377 Come train me. 506 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,346 Come on. 507 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,481 Sure I got my millennium falcon back, 508 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,184 More barry was back to being barry. 509 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,989 And this game of "punch-out!" beat every arcade in town. 510 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,058 Aah! Whoo! 511 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,662 Man: I'm filming now. 512 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,464 (dinging) 513 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,133 The ultimate in four-wheel drive. 514 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,236 (dinging) 515 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,937 (laughs) 516 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,374 Ginny, I think it's a good thing 517 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,609 That drew and erica didn't work out, you know? 518 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:50,414 The last thing we need is their relationship to come between us, you know? 519 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,015 Totally. 520 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,318 Can I tell you something, but you have to promise not to tell another soul? 521 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,654 I would never. (sighs) 522 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,488 Tracy kissed john martino. 523 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,459 Drew is a mess, and now he won't even use his water-park pass. 524 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,060 Oh, my god. 525 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,829 So awful. 526 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:08,566 Are you... Are you walking faster? 527 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,534 No, are you slowing down? 528 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,771 Stop... Stop picking up the pace, bev. 529 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,905 Stop it! (gasps) 530 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,608 You are clearly going to tell erica! 531 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,411 I can't hear you. You're too far behind. 532 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,047 You're running! You are running! 533 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,282 Stop running! 534 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,917 This is just my natural gait.