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Back in the '80s,
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you couldn't just book
a vacation on the Internet.
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Nope. The only way to get away
was with the help of a pro...
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A travel agent.
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Excuse me, gentlemen, would
you know where I can find
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the party people on this campus?
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Maybe the geology building?
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Over at that dorm
that looks like a motel?
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JTP, get your act together.
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We are the party people on campus.
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I did just go to my niece's
fourth B-day party,
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so I guess it's technically true.
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Shayna's four? Where does the time go?
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Don't listen to them. We party. Hardy.
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Well, I believe that you believe that.
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So, gentlemen, strap yourselves in
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for the spring break of a lifetime.
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I'm talking about sun and fun and buns.
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We're in!
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Whether you mean bread or girls' butts.
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You could make a good night out of both.
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We respect women.
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An epic spring break with my boys
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is everything I want and deserve.
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Bar, even if we wanted to,
we can't afford a trip right now.
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Guys. Check this out.
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For the price of a
hundred-gallon cup of coffee,
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you can be frolicking on the
white sandy beaches of Camaica.
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Actual sand color may vary.
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Camaica? Don't you mean Jamaica?
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- Do I?
- Do you?
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I don't! I'm talking
about sunny Camaica.
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It's 70 miles east, and it's
where Jamaica dumps its trash.
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That description sounds terrible,
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but these pictures let me know
the opposite is true.
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Right?
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I guess with the stress of college,
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I could use a real vacation.
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Well, it sounds like
you odd, anxious gents
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could use some free promotional watches.
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- Check it.
- It doesn't even have numbers.
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- And there's no hands.
- It just says "Who cares?"
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That's right. Because
when you're in Camaica,
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you're on island time, mon.
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Nowhere to be but right
here, right now, mon.
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- That's not racist, is it?
- Eh...
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And "paradise" is a word that means
different things to different people,
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much like the words
"liar" or "pregnant."
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Geoff, pack your bags!
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We're going on spring break.
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I'm in. Eh, just one sec.
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Erica, do you want me to pack for you?
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Geoff, I'm a grown woman.
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And keep that in mind when
you're choosing my beachwear.
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No way!
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This isn't a couples' trip.
This is spring break.
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The most no-strings-attached,
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Erica-free travel week of them all.
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Yeah. Bringing your
girlfriend to spring break
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is like bringing sand to the beach.
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Which I might recommend because
the shoreline of Camaica
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is covered in dead whales.
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Dude, I wanna spring break, too.
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I've got a bikini and $40
to bribe foreign cops with.
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Damn it!
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Now Erica's hot friend with
no moral compass is coming.
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Spring break is ruined.
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So, Ren and I will split a room
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and you guys can all bunk together,
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so you can still have your boys' trip
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and we can work on our tans.
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Me and the guys I already live with
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hanging out somewhere else?
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Yes!
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That "yes" is non-refundable.
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Okay. White people dance!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April 1st, 1980-something,
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and I was about to find out
what my college fortunes held.
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Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
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The warm-up test before the real test.
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Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
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That sounds wrong, but sure.
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What's in this envelope could
guarantee a full ride to an ivy
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or shame you into a state school,
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where your friends will be
dentists, newspaper writers,
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and, God forbid, teachers.
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Man, this glue is tough.
Do you have a letter opener?
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- Just give it to me. You're...
- I...
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Just give it to me!
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Oh, here it is! Here it is!
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On your verbal portion, you
got in the 90th percentile!
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That's really high!
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Okay, and on your math,
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you got in the bottom 5th percentile.
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- That's really low.
- Is it?
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I'm not really a numbers guy.
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Yeah, I'm getting that.
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Okay, I'm not gonna overreact,
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but this is the worst disaster
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that's ever happened to any family ever.
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I walked across Europe
as a child, but sure.
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Hey, random topic switch...
Um, isn't your meeting
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with your guidance counselor coming up?
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- Yeah. Tomorrow.
- Great.
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Why don't you show this to him
and see what he says?
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I will.
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Thanks for being so
supportive and understanding.
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Of course, my perfect angel
who can do no wrong.
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Mm.
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That beautiful dum-dum
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needs to get his head
screwed on straight.
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So, what's your plan? You gonna
ride him like a show pony
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till he bends to your will?
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Adam's graduating next year,
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and I don't want to send him
into the world upset with me.
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I'm gonna be the good cop so he
can be upset with other people.
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That does make some sense.
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And I'll come out of this still
the number-one lady in his life,
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now and forever.
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That makes less sense.
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My mom knew Mr. Perott would confirm
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that my test scores were
trash, and she was right.
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Adam, these scores are not so hot.
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I thought nerds were good at math.
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- I'm more of a geek.
- Mm-hmm.
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W-We're still social
and physical klutzes
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with quirky personalities,
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but we have intense passions
for fringe interests.
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And what's a dweeb?
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Look, it's a rich continuum
of discomfort,
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but what should I do
about my test scores?
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Adam, let me ask you
something... Why NYU?
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The film program. It's top notch.
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Then you want to be a filmmaker?
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- Well, then it's all good.
- Oh, great.
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I was starting to worry NYU
wasn't an option.
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That's a good instinct, because
you'll never get in there.
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But that's okay.
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Listen, college isn't always a necessity
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if you want to be a filmmaker.
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I bet a lot of your film heroes
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never even went to fancy film school.
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Heck, Tony Scott had
a worthless art degree,
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and he made Top Gun.
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There you go. Take the money
you would've given to NYU
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and go make a movie.
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And put Bob Balaban in it.
He's fantastic.
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- I dunno.
- What about Hector Elizondo?
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No, they're both solid character actors
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that deserve their own thing,
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but I meant I don't know
about skipping college.
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You know what?
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There's a Led Zeppelin song
that applies to this moment.
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Oh. Are you gonna play it?
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Uh, no. I never learned it. I probably
shouldn't have brought it up.
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But hey, that's a lesson
in itself, too, right?
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Y-Y-Yes?
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While Mr. Perott expanded my world view,
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spring break had started,
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and Barry and Erica's view
was not great.
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Excuse me?
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Um, are we at the right hotel?
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- Moccasins: Camaica?
- Welcome!
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That smell is not the ocean!
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But it doesn't look like the
pictures in the brochure.
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Well, that's because those
were architectural renderings,
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which we ignored.
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It's fine. Could you please
just show us to our...
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Oh, God! Is that a snake?
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Probably. This hotel's named Moccasins
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because of all the water moccasins.
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I thought it was named
for the comfy shoe?
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Nope. Anyway, there is a
complimentary machete in every room.
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- I'm gonna be sick.
- Come on, Erica.
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It's... It's rustic and cute and damp
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and something just dripped in my mouth!
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No, I'm literally gonna be sick.
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Oh, I told her not to have the shrimp
cocktail on that discount airline!
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All right, enough local color.
Let's hit the pool.
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No way, man. I've been on
a schedule all semester.
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I'm on island time now.
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And according to my timepiece,
it's relax o'clock.
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Fine! I'll swim alone then.
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Well, don't open your eyes or swallow.
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We over-chlorinate on account
of all the water lice.
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I'm starting to think
this hastily planned
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discount vacation to a trash island
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is not gonna be the spring
break of my dreams.
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As Barry faced a tough break,
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I had to give my mom the tough news.
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Mom, I spoke to my guidance counselor,
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and he told me I can't get
into NYU with those scores.
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Oh, my! That is shocking and
disappointing and not coming from me.
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So, I've decided
I'm not going to college.
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- Say what now?
- Yeah, Mr. Perott said I don't need it.
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Did he, though? That rascal.
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Yeah, that wasn't gonna work for my mom,
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so she found the perfect
person to do the work for her.
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Hey! Why'd you turn off Tootie?
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She was about to give
Mrs. Garrett the what for.
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Adam, I completely stand by your
decision not to go to college.
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- What?
- Mom!
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Oh, no. Did I let that slip?
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What's she talking about, moron?
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My guidance counselor told me
to be inspired by life.
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That's it. I'm going down
and talking to him.
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- Murray, no!
- Come on! Move!
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Let's respect Adam's choice.
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- Dad!
- Moron!
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I tried to stop him.
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Keys.
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Mom!
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If only there was something I could do.
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- Name?
- Perott.
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Third door on the left, main hallway.
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No.
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Ooh, my hands are tied.
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So, easily stepping
into the shoes of bad cop,
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my dad went to school
and laid down the law.
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That day, my father explained
all the reasons why college
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was the only thing that
mattered to him in life.
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And in conclusion... Moron!
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Okay, I get it. You're angry.
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I didn't work my whole life so
my son wouldn't go to college.
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Mr. Goldberg, what did you
work your whole life for, huh?
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When was the last time you saw a sunset
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or drank fresh rainwater from the sky,
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or went to Portugal, huh?
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Portugal? Who the hell's
got time for Portugal?
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Look, Mr. Goldberg, I did not tell
your son not to go to college.
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I just told him he had options,
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and maybe it would do him
good to see the world.
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He can do that later.
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When? Have you done that?
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Or have you been, uh, as you put it,
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"Working your whole life"?
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So?
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Why have we never been to Portugal?
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Who gives a crap about Portugal?
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How'd it go with Adam's
guidance counselor?
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I think Adam's gonna spend
about a year figuring it out.
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What?
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No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
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You know, I've never been
barefoot on anything but tile.
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Tile, Bevy!
251
00:08:21,745 --> 00:08:23,079
It's no way to live!
252
00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:24,746
While my mom's bad cop let her down,
253
00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:28,551
my brother was making
the most of his bad vacation.
254
00:08:28,685 --> 00:08:30,053
Hey! Ready to hit the club?
255
00:08:30,185 --> 00:08:31,997
Drinking age is 10, but they don't card.
256
00:08:32,022 --> 00:08:33,783
Yeah, as fun and alarming
as that sounds,
257
00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:35,165
I-I gotta stay with Erica.
258
00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:36,625
Damn it, Schwartz!
259
00:08:36,759 --> 00:08:38,338
I knew you'd bail on our boys' trip.
260
00:08:38,363 --> 00:08:40,505
All you wanna do is party
with my sister.
261
00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:42,432
Yeah, I wouldn't exactly
call it a party.
262
00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:45,135
Oh, everything inside me's
coming out of my face!
263
00:08:45,267 --> 00:08:46,902
Okay, just try to make it
to the bathroom, sweetie!
264
00:08:47,036 --> 00:08:48,604
Oh, my God. What am I looking at?
265
00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,940
- Yeah, it's not great.
- I need towels, I need Gatorade,
266
00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:53,343
and I need a doctor who doesn't
also work the omelet station!
267
00:08:53,475 --> 00:08:54,443
On it, my dove!
268
00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,711
I'm sorry, Bar.
269
00:08:55,845 --> 00:08:58,080
When she's at her weakest,
I have to be my strongest.
270
00:08:58,214 --> 00:08:59,248
Shut the door!
271
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,919
Well, spring break is a disaster.
272
00:09:04,052 --> 00:09:07,022
Dude, I didn't come to the murky
shores of Camaica to give up.
273
00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:09,091
- Let's get some lobster.
- Lobster?
274
00:09:09,224 --> 00:09:11,124
But our "College Saver Brass Package"
275
00:09:11,228 --> 00:09:13,030
said the only restaurants
we have access to
276
00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:14,133
is the vending machines.
277
00:09:14,209 --> 00:09:15,288
Just follow my lead.
278
00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,135
Hi.
279
00:09:19,268 --> 00:09:20,637
You're probably expecting us for dinner.
280
00:09:20,771 --> 00:09:21,804
We're on our honeymoon.
281
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,039
Are you the Fergusons?
282
00:09:23,172 --> 00:09:25,008
What? No. That's not right.
283
00:09:25,142 --> 00:09:26,642
What? Honey.
284
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,789
Yes, of course it is. He's still getting
used to me taking his name.
285
00:09:29,790 --> 00:09:32,092
Well, you're a day early, but welcome.
286
00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:33,949
Hmm.
287
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,361
Congratulations, lovebirds.
288
00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:38,795
Your complimentary lobster
is on the way.
289
00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,512
- Complimentary?
- Of course.
290
00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:42,867
You have the honeymoon
all-inclusive package.
291
00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:44,569
Yep, thanks to Ren,
292
00:09:44,594 --> 00:09:46,938
Barry's spring break
was about to turn around.
293
00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:51,666
There was the fancy dinner
and the fancier dessert,
294
00:09:51,801 --> 00:09:54,737
even fancy table-side entertainment.
295
00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:58,273
Sure, it wasn't the night Barry
imagined, but it was epic.
296
00:09:58,407 --> 00:10:00,342
And then after years...
297
00:10:00,477 --> 00:10:02,078
- Mm. Years.
- ...of hinting and waiting
298
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,680
and that terrible fight with my mom...
299
00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,113
Mm. We don't talk about that.
300
00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:06,181
...he finally popped the question.
301
00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,383
You know, we really have to get together
302
00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:09,753
when we're back on the mainland.
303
00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:11,254
Absolutely, Jen!
304
00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:13,890
Me and the wife would love
to have you and Tom over
305
00:10:14,022 --> 00:10:16,158
to discuss politics or lawnmowers
306
00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:17,359
or other boring married stuff.
307
00:10:17,493 --> 00:10:18,761
Let me get a picture of the two of you
308
00:10:18,893 --> 00:10:19,929
for my good old scrapbook.
309
00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:21,062
Say "cheese"!
310
00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:22,331
Chee...
311
00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:26,095
In that moment,
Barry's trip went from a bust
312
00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,869
to the best ever.
313
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,188
- Spring break!
- Whoo!
314
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,588
After his kiss with Ren,
Barry needed guidance
315
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:35,334
from the closest thing
he knew to a married couple.
316
00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:37,235
Oh, babe, Barry's here to check on you.
317
00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:38,963
Oh, I feel a lot better, actually.
318
00:10:38,995 --> 00:10:41,752
I don't care. Healthy,
sick, basically dead.
319
00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:42,994
I need advice.
320
00:10:43,088 --> 00:10:46,393
And so, my brother told them
all about his fake honeymoon with Ren,
321
00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:48,628
ending with the magical smooch.
322
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,247
Oh, hon, I thought you
weren't nauseous anymore.
323
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,443
I wasn't, but the
thought of Barry kissing
324
00:10:53,577 --> 00:10:54,645
another one of my friends?
325
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,114
What can I say?
326
00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:59,183
Ladies love my semi-symmetrical
face and curves for days.
327
00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:02,119
Is it possible Ren kissed you to keep
up the ruse of your fake marriage?
328
00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,387
Yes. That is the only
logical conclusion.
329
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:07,391
It was real. She winked
at me afterwards.
330
00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:08,891
It was like she was saying, "Yeah, boy.
331
00:11:09,025 --> 00:11:10,660
"I'm all about those lips."
332
00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,796
Or maybe that wink meant
"We fooled them."
333
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:15,233
Impossible. For one incredible moment,
334
00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:18,933
time magically stopped
and our mouths danced as one.
335
00:11:20,737 --> 00:11:22,106
So, I've been thinking.
336
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,608
After high school,
I won't go straight to L.A.
337
00:11:24,741 --> 00:11:26,443
I'll bum around Europe a bit.
338
00:11:26,577 --> 00:11:28,446
You know, not all who wander are lost.
339
00:11:28,578 --> 00:11:31,615
I love everything about this
new hobo plan for your future.
340
00:11:31,749 --> 00:11:33,917
Well, I don't wanna be late for school.
341
00:11:34,050 --> 00:11:36,152
Although, who cares?
342
00:11:36,287 --> 00:11:38,255
I'm not trying to go to college, right?
343
00:11:40,290 --> 00:11:42,659
You slay me, Schmoo.
344
00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,837
Have a great day not trying.
345
00:11:45,763 --> 00:11:48,251
Oh, [bleep] everything!
346
00:11:48,798 --> 00:11:50,867
So, what's new?
347
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,438
What's new is that I need
a real college counselor,
348
00:11:54,572 --> 00:11:56,106
one with balls.
349
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:59,277
Oh, y-you mean someone who can
put the fear of God into Adam?
350
00:11:59,409 --> 00:12:01,846
Better. Someone
I can put the fear of God in
351
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,595
to put the fear of God into Adam.
352
00:12:03,665 --> 00:12:05,649
And that meant
tracking down Mr. Glascott,
353
00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:07,385
my old guidance counselor,
354
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,754
who was more than a little
afraid of Beverly Goldberg.
355
00:12:09,886 --> 00:12:13,697
Glascott.
356
00:12:16,793 --> 00:12:18,868
Glascott.
357
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,066
Glascott.
358
00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:24,301
Come out and play-ay.
359
00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:25,803
Ah! Come on!
360
00:12:26,837 --> 00:12:28,405
Glascott.
361
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,811
Ah! Please be gentle!
I'm a father to a parent!
362
00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:37,213
I need you to be Adam's
guidance counselor again.
363
00:12:37,346 --> 00:12:39,115
No, I did everything
to get away from you.
364
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:41,719
I switched my roster from A through M
365
00:12:41,851 --> 00:12:44,387
to N through Z, despite the
fact that I was on the verge
366
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,556
of some real breakthroughs
with a couple of the D's.
367
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:49,392
Of course, it would be a shame
if the cruel, judgmental teens
368
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:50,995
of William Penn found out about this.
369
00:12:51,128 --> 00:12:52,930
Oh, no.
370
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,964
You discovered my Prince
tribute cabaret show.
371
00:12:55,098 --> 00:12:57,901
So moving. Even doves would cry.
372
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,402
But that's not for the general public.
373
00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:01,238
It's for friends and family
374
00:13:01,371 --> 00:13:03,406
and industry if they're interested.
375
00:13:03,539 --> 00:13:05,476
While my mom was
attempting to control my life,
376
00:13:05,609 --> 00:13:08,628
the JTP had lost control
of their sense of time.
377
00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,914
Evening, my good man.
Can you tell us where the party's at?
378
00:13:12,048 --> 00:13:13,259
We're ready to spring break!
379
00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:14,411
Oh.
380
00:13:14,436 --> 00:13:17,447
Well, it's 9:00 a.m., so you can
enjoy our Tuesday brunch buffet.
381
00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:18,874
Tuesday?
382
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,218
Did we just sleep for 36 hours straight?
383
00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:22,735
Oh, no!
384
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,202
Island time has robbed us
of real-world time.
385
00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:26,760
Damn you, island time!
386
00:13:26,785 --> 00:13:28,760
Finally, a robbery
I'm allowed to ignore.
387
00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:30,106
Anyway,
388
00:13:30,131 --> 00:13:32,435
Mr. Ferguson, I see
that you've already enjoyed
389
00:13:32,568 --> 00:13:33,736
all of your honeymoon perks.
390
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,273
That's not possible.
391
00:13:35,405 --> 00:13:36,839
Come on. Let's figure this out.
392
00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:39,376
Ahh. There's my better half.
393
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:42,078
I had an amazing time
last night, Mrs. Me.
394
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:44,081
Dude, nobody's around.
395
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,216
You don't have to act like that.
396
00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:46,449
Oh, and I asked around at the pool,
397
00:13:46,582 --> 00:13:48,418
and everybody says that Senor Snake
398
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:50,287
is the best club to hook up.
399
00:13:50,420 --> 00:13:52,756
Hook up? As in search out
other people we would kiss
400
00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:54,223
that wouldn't be each other?
401
00:13:54,357 --> 00:13:57,026
That's a long road, but yeah.
402
00:13:57,159 --> 00:13:58,596
Whoa. You look kinda sick.
403
00:13:58,729 --> 00:14:00,820
Are you sure you don't have
what Erica has?
404
00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:02,499
I've never felt better.
405
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,869
Sure, we spent all night
talking and connecting
406
00:14:05,001 --> 00:14:07,604
so I'll know exactly what kind of
strangers you'll want to kiss.
407
00:14:07,737 --> 00:14:09,239
Let's club.
408
00:14:09,372 --> 00:14:11,173
And so they clubbed.
409
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,244
Deep down, Barry couldn't have fun.
410
00:14:13,376 --> 00:14:15,245
He hated watching his fake wife flirt.
411
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:18,082
All right! How low can you go?
412
00:14:18,215 --> 00:14:20,750
I don't think I can go any lower.
413
00:14:20,884 --> 00:14:22,320
Except he did.
414
00:14:22,452 --> 00:14:24,621
That night, Barry crushed
the limbo contest.
415
00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:29,528
We got ourselves a winner!
416
00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:31,229
But he sure didn't feel like it.
417
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:33,496
I need to say something.
418
00:14:33,630 --> 00:14:37,268
I came here to have the
spring break of a lifetime,
419
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,537
to party with my boys
and hook up with girls.
420
00:14:41,806 --> 00:14:43,639
No! No!
421
00:14:43,774 --> 00:14:47,111
Don't cheer that, because
the sun, fun, and buns
422
00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:49,679
are meaningless, fleeting distractions.
423
00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:52,315
Barry, what's going on?
424
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:55,651
What's going on is I felt
something when we kissed,
425
00:14:55,785 --> 00:14:57,987
and I gotta know...
426
00:14:58,121 --> 00:14:59,517
Did you feel something, too?
427
00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,293
I'm sorry. I...
428
00:15:03,427 --> 00:15:06,196
I was just... having fun.
429
00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:09,533
Ooh!
430
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,802
She wasn't feeling it...
431
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:13,236
But I feel something.
432
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,106
Da, da, da beat!
433
00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:19,275
As Barry's spring
break had gone off the rails,
434
00:15:19,409 --> 00:15:22,678
my mom had scared Mr. Glascott
into steering me back on track.
435
00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:25,316
So, you see, Adam,
most who wander are lost,
436
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:28,685
unless they wander
into a PSAT prep course
437
00:15:28,819 --> 00:15:30,520
and then onto the campus of NYU
438
00:15:30,654 --> 00:15:32,937
for a life of parent-pleasing success.
439
00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:35,585
I guess it does seem safer
than backpacking across Europe.
440
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,623
Adam.
441
00:15:36,648 --> 00:15:38,229
Hey, Mr. P. How's it going?
442
00:15:38,361 --> 00:15:40,247
Well, I guess it's going
to Mr. Glascott now.
443
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,240
I thought we had a rapport, then
you requested a new counselor.
444
00:15:43,265 --> 00:15:45,409
- Wait, what?
- Keep walking, Perott.
445
00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:47,737
The boy is mine.
Don't try to poach my ward.
446
00:15:47,871 --> 00:15:49,906
I didn't poach your ward.
You poached my ward, Glascott.
447
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:52,041
- You guys call us "wards"?
- Look into your heart.
448
00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:53,576
Who would you rather be a ward to?
449
00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:55,379
I just wanna make movies, man!
450
00:15:55,513 --> 00:15:56,547
Then go make 'em, Adam.
451
00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,114
The boy needs to attend college.
452
00:15:58,247 --> 00:15:59,749
His she-devil mother demands it.
453
00:15:59,883 --> 00:16:01,251
Wait, my mom was behind this?
454
00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,986
Ah. Yes. Dang it.
455
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,922
And I dress up like Prince
on the weekends.
456
00:16:05,056 --> 00:16:06,056
The secret is out.
457
00:16:06,189 --> 00:16:07,723
She can't hurt me now.
458
00:16:07,857 --> 00:16:09,620
- Good for you.
- Shut up.
459
00:16:09,698 --> 00:16:11,794
After all that talk of having my back,
460
00:16:11,928 --> 00:16:14,798
my mom had actually been
stabbing me in the back instead.
461
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,866
You switched my guidance counselor?
462
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,436
Only because he wasn't telling
you what I wanted you to hear.
463
00:16:19,569 --> 00:16:21,438
Oh, then why didn't you just tell me?
464
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:24,106
Instead, I got caught up
in some kind of ward triangle.
465
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,609
I was just trying to be supportive.
466
00:16:25,741 --> 00:16:27,377
No, you weren't.
467
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,413
You just wanted me to think
you were supportive.
468
00:16:29,547 --> 00:16:31,248
You were trying to control me.
469
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,583
Okay, fine. But you are
making a huge mistake.
470
00:16:34,717 --> 00:16:37,654
You won't have a good future
if you don't go to college,
471
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,791
and you can't do that if you
don't try to raise your score.
472
00:16:40,923 --> 00:16:44,227
I did try, and I still blew it.
473
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,396
At least you supporting me made me feel
474
00:16:46,529 --> 00:16:49,132
it wasn't the end of the world,
but that was all a lie.
475
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,684
After publicly pouring his heart out,
476
00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:56,629
Barry's spring break couldn't get worse.
477
00:16:56,653 --> 00:16:58,021
Barry.
478
00:16:58,022 --> 00:16:59,897
I don't want to be the reason
that you don't eat breakfast.
479
00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:02,498
Hey! There's the happy couple!
480
00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,440
Yeah, we're not married.
I can't pretend anymore.
481
00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:07,076
Oh, no! Oh, don't give up yet.
482
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:09,445
No, he's saying we were never a couple.
483
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:13,081
Okay. Mr. Ferguson, why don't
you tell me some of the things
484
00:17:13,216 --> 00:17:14,984
that you love about Mrs. Ferguson?
485
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,485
- But I don't...
- Come on.
486
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:19,456
What kind of a two-day sober
buffet waitress would I be
487
00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:21,599
if I let you two split up
without trying to help?
488
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,292
Fine.
489
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,662
I guess I love how she
can turn a bad situation
490
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,131
into the most fun I ever had,
491
00:17:28,265 --> 00:17:31,468
and how she can turn strangers
into lifelong friends,
492
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:33,237
and how when she kisses me,
493
00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:35,297
wherever I am becomes paradise.
494
00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:38,308
Well, if you think it's
black mold, don't lick it.
495
00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:40,022
- That's them!
- Well, that can't be them.
496
00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:41,285
Those are the Fergusons.
497
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,881
- Uh, we need to split up.
- Why? 'Cause it's over?
498
00:17:44,014 --> 00:17:45,181
No. Because we're in trouble.
499
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,450
- Move!
- Oh!
500
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,851
Oh, God, Mr. Fergus...
501
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:51,154
Morning, Schmoo. I made your favorite...
502
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,073
Waffles shaped like the Death Star.
503
00:17:54,257 --> 00:17:55,557
Great.
504
00:17:55,582 --> 00:17:57,893
Do you know how long it
took me to make these?
505
00:17:58,027 --> 00:17:59,863
Not long. They're just circles.
506
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,699
Bevy, I think you need to
give the boy some space.
507
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,969
Me? We wouldn't be here if
you'd just stayed the bad cop.
508
00:18:06,102 --> 00:18:08,505
Well, right now, I think
he needs two good cops.
509
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:11,208
All I want is for my son
to get the best out of life.
510
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,010
We both do.
511
00:18:13,142 --> 00:18:15,061
I chose to work and not see the world.
512
00:18:15,086 --> 00:18:16,253
That was right for me.
513
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:17,512
Might not be right for him.
514
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:19,381
But college is everything to you.
515
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,985
And hopefully,
it'll mean everything to him.
516
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:25,487
But he's got to find his own way
there, and we gotta let him.
517
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:28,190
My mom realized instead
of pretending to be supportive,
518
00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:30,860
she could actually try supporting me.
519
00:18:30,994 --> 00:18:32,062
Why are you here?
520
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,528
Adam, I'm sorry.
521
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:36,065
If you want to take some
time off, I support you.
522
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,567
- You really mean that?
- Yes.
523
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,068
Kinda.
524
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,404
Not even a little.
525
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,006
Boopie, you've been talking
about film school
526
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,741
since you were in kindergarten.
527
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,709
But that was before I knew I didn't
have what it takes to get in.
528
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:48,312
Of course you do.
529
00:18:48,444 --> 00:18:50,746
You... You are so much
more than a math score.
530
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,215
But that's all they care about.
531
00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:54,651
Then we're gonna make
them see what I see...
532
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:58,121
An amazing, creative kid who can
do anything he sets his mind to.
533
00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,921
Except divide fractions.
534
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,790
You're supposed to multiply them?
535
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:02,925
That makes no sense.
536
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,661
It doesn't.
537
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,229
But you know what does?
538
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:10,391
Is we are gonna wow NYU so
hard, they have to accept you.
539
00:19:10,461 --> 00:19:13,414
That day, I learned that
even when it didn't seem like it,
540
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:17,086
my mom was supporting me
every step of the way.
541
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:21,178
Because sometimes, people in
your life can surprise you.
542
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,602
Looks like I'm in the seat next to you.
543
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:23,579
Oh.
544
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,057
I'll just do my word hunt
and leave you be.
545
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,523
Cool. Cool, cool.
546
00:19:29,311 --> 00:19:31,178
Sorry I made things weird.
547
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,091
Spring break is supposed to be fun,
not a dumb couples' thing.
548
00:19:34,116 --> 00:19:36,692
Definitely don't wanna end up like them.
549
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,277
Totally.
550
00:19:38,332 --> 00:19:39,887
They're so happy and gross.
551
00:19:39,936 --> 00:19:41,171
Ugh.
552
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,082
Look...
553
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:46,659
Those things that you said about me,
554
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:48,104
they were really nice.
555
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,239
Well, I meant it.
556
00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:51,607
Every bit of it.
557
00:19:57,913 --> 00:20:01,082
It wasn't all pretend... Mr. Ferguson.
558
00:20:01,898 --> 00:20:03,477
Turns out, Barry ended up getting
559
00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,789
his epic spring break after all,
560
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:07,719
just not in the way he thought.
561
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:09,793
Spring break.
562
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:11,277
That's the thing.
563
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,469
When you open yourself up
to new adventures,
564
00:20:13,532 --> 00:20:15,636
the possibilities are endless.
565
00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:18,355
Adam, this play's incredible.
566
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,738
You think this could make NYU
ignore my math scores?
567
00:20:20,763 --> 00:20:21,972
Listen, plenty of kids are good at math.
568
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:23,676
Not many can do this.
569
00:20:23,754 --> 00:20:25,152
I think we got a real chance here, kid.
570
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,762
I never doubted it for a minute.
571
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,453
Oh, my baby's going to Yale!
572
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:29,573
NYU.
573
00:20:29,598 --> 00:20:32,015
Well, we'll figure it out.
574
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,530
In the end,
575
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:36,160
if you've got the right people
supporting you on your journey,
576
00:20:36,248 --> 00:20:39,522
you can handle any challenge
life throws your way.
577
00:20:53,714 --> 00:20:55,354
Wow. What a great turnout tonight.
578
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,932
The four of you.
579
00:20:56,979 --> 00:21:00,050
Have a good night, Chaka Khan.
580
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,677
You really had them in
your pocket tonight, Johnny Boy.
581
00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:08,716
- Good evening, John.
- Sweet Sheena Easton!
582
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,497
I just popped by to say
thank you for helping Adam.
583
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,875
You know, I have an office
with a phone you can call.
584
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,312
What fun would that be?
585
00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:17,342
Now, unlock your door
586
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,453
and let's figure out
what we're gonna do next year.
587
00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:21,112
Fine.
588
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:22,851
I'll move my wigs.