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Back in the '80s,
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one of the most popular movie
genres was body swapping.
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Yep, nothing was more
hilarious than seeing someone
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wake up in another person's shoes,
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which made picking what
to watch impossible.
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Ooh! Grab 18 Again.
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It's George Burns, but he's 18 again.
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He's got the wisdom of a lifetime
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in the body of a whippersnapper.
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How about Freaky Friday?
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A mom and her teenage
daughter swap bodies.
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As if the mother-daughter relationship
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isn't fraught enough already.
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All of Me.
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Steve Martin gets Lily Tomlin's soul
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crammed in his head, and, boy,
does she have opinions.
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Hey, Geoff, if you could switch
bodies, who would it be with?
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I wouldn't change spots with anyone.
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- The perfect answer.
- Or the worst!
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It's either Chuck Norris or Batman.
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Or Noah from the Ark.
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Or Noah from high school,
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whose family coincidentally
also had a boat.
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Are you sure you haven't
already swapped bodies
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with someone who has
significant brain damage?
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Silence!
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We're getting Dream a Little Dream.
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It has the two Coreys in it.
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Those two will never know failure.
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- Let's go.
- Why the sad face?
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Are they out of All Dogs Go to Heaven?
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No, they keep that on
permanent hold for me.
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I was just thinking that
since I'm not currently
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doing anything with my life,
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no one would want to
switch bodies with me.
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But you're on a great track now.
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You're applying to college.
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Yeah, but I can't do that until summer.
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I want my life to start right now.
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And besides, living on campus illegally
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hasn't exactly been easy.
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Even though Geoff
loved shacking up with Erica,
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not being an actual student
had a few setbacks,
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like not having a dorm key.
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Oh, no! Poison ivy!
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Oh, no! The door!
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And no school I.D. meant
no access to the cafeteria.
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- What'd you get me?
- You know when you're so hungry
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that everything tastes good?
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- Are you that hungry?
- Was this once a crepe?
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And... Bum-bum-bum... Iceberg lettuce!
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It's almost a Cobb salad.
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Look, I know it's been
tough, but be patient.
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You'll be a student here
before you know it.
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Idea! Geoff can switch bodies
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with the greatest living
person of all time... Me.
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I speak for everyone when I say
we don't want your body, Barry.
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Oh, Geoff should want my body.
He should want it bad.
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Bar, where are you going with this?
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It's where you are going...
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To the cafeteria with my I.D.
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Wow. That would be amazing.
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But don't you need it for food?
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Nah. I just eat everything in the fridge
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that's clearly marked
"Property of Matt Bradley."
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- What?
- Wait, so with Barry's I.D.,
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I could escape the shadows and eat
food from a plate and not a pocket?
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Oh, yeah, I meant to
give this to you earlier.
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It's called spanakopita.
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And it is wet.
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Just be careful being me.
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My looks tend to draw a crowd.
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It's a chore being this beautiful.
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You do know that you're not
actually switching bodies, right?
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Don't be so sure.
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- It's happening.
- So magical!
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They're the same age and gender,
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so it won't be that strange.
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Idiots.
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It's 9:00. The store is closing.
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Fine. But to make sure
our swap is complete,
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we'll slam our bodies together
to exchange life spirits.
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- Yeah, that won't be necessary!
- Yah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was February 26th, 1980-something,
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and I was getting ready to
eat what I ate every day...
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Hot crap.
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I thought it was square pizza day.
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And I thought it was
dork-free lunch line day.
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It didn't work out for any of us.
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I wasn't looking for a
give and take, Doris.
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Attention, students!
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From now on, juniors will be allowed
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to have lunch off-campus,
just like seniors!
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It's finally happening!
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Starting tomorrow!
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Why'd you pause?
You didn't have to pause.
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Ha! Thanks for the spud, hot head!
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Who cares?
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Now we can eat at Mister Rick's Hoagies
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across the street.
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Hoagies? We need to think bigger.
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You ever wonder what Red Lobster's
like at noon on a Tuesday?
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My guess? Businessmen, making deals,
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as far as the eye can see.
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Isn't it great about open lunch?
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Yes. I was just discussing
our many options.
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Like the one restaurant
that's in walking distance.
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But don't you have a car?
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Can't you take us pretty much anywhere?
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Us? Like me and you?
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Uh... yeah.
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I don't know if you've noticed,
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we've kinda been eating lunch
together every day.
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Huh. I guess that's right.
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I haven't really been tracking.
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Yeah, you have. You got a
calendar in your locker,
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and you write "Brea"
in bubbly letters every day.
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Look who's right there with the
information no one needed.
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Here are your parental consent
forms for going off campus.
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Parental consent forms?
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Yeah, make sure your folks sign this.
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It relieves us of any liability
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around your accidental death
or dismemberment.
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- Dismemberment?
- Happens more than you would think.
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Arms and feet, they come
off like Barbie parts.
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Toodles.
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Adam's out.
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There's no way Beverly
Goldberg signs anything
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where he can lose a
fingernail, let alone a limb.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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I can just get a ride
with someone else, I guess.
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You want to ride shotgun
in my red Scirocco?
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No, she doesn't, Matt Schernecke!
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And I can handle Beverly Goldberg.
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Nothing less true has ever been said.
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Start thinking
where you wanna chow, Brea.
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Not that you chow.
That's just a turn of phrase.
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You're a lovely eater.
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Small bites, like a delicate bunny.
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Okay, as weird as that was,
one Mom autograph,
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and I'd be lunching
off campus with Brea Bee.
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Nothing was gonna stop me.
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Hell no.
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There's no way in the world
I'd let you drive to lunch.
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But I already drive!
What could possibly go wrong?
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But I knew. We all did.
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The Goldbergs sucked behind the wheel.
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Those are just five to seven
incredibly concrete examples.
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I already made concessions
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on the crash helmet
and fire-retardant suit.
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All the other parents are letting
their kids go off campus.
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All other parents are idiots.
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I love you harder and better
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than those people love
their idiot children.
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Well, I have two parents,
and I know for a fact
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that one of them doesn't care at all.
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Dad, sign this.
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- Ask your mother.
- I'm asking you.
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I don't go against your mother.
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I'm more of a "wait and see and
then wait some more" kinda guy.
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- So scoot.
- You broke your husband.
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And Mama's comin' for you next!
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- Please! I need this!
- No.
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Marjorie Shenkman's lawn guy's nephew
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went out for off-campus lunch one time,
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flipped his Saab, and skimmed
the top of his head off.
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Now when he goes to cocktail parties,
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people try to put
their drinks on his head,
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like he's an end table.
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There is no flat-skulled man
with a whiskey sour on his dome!
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He had to get a job as Frankenstein
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at that theme restaurant where
they salute old horror movies.
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More drinks on the noggin.
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Just let me drive.
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He tried to cover it with a toupee,
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but it didn't sit right.
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It looked like an area rug
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sitting on top of a Rubik's Cube.
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- You're exhausting!
- W... I'm just trying
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to keep my perfectly
round-headed schmoopie safe!
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As my mom was certain I shouldn't drive,
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Geoff was unsure he could
pull off being Barry.
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I don't think I can pull this off.
I'm perspiring so much!
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Actually, if you're being
Barry, that's a nice touch.
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Now just walk in there,
show them your I.D.,
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and get you a real lunch, buddy.
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Okay. I can do this.
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My days of pocket foods are done!
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With that, Geoff went for it.
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He'd be Barry Goldberg,
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- and no one would question him.
- Hold it.
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Oh, no. I'm too
eager-to-please for prison.
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Let me see that card. Barry, huh?
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Oh, God. I can explain.
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Please do. You look so much better now.
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How'd you do it, Barry?
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Your... sweet cooking?
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- I work the front.
- Yeah, you do!
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- What'd you say to me?
- Barry Goldberg said it.
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Did you say Barry Goldberg?
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Barry Goldberg's one of my students.
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- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh is right.
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You haven't been to my
mythology class all semester.
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I thought Barry dropped that class.
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I mean, me. Me dropped that class.
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Class starts in five minutes. Let's go.
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Oh, wow. I hate confrontation.
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You have a strong grip
for a guy wearing tweed.
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And so Geoff was
pulled into Barry's life.
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But unlike Barry, he was
actually crushing it.
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Well done, Barry Goldberg. Another "A."
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Wow, Barry Goldberg. We sure could
use you in our study group.
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Yep, Geoff made Barry look good,
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and other students wanted in.
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Dude, you're rad! Any interest
in joining our drum circle?
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All he wanted was a key and a salad bar,
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but instead, Geoff got Barry's
full-fledged college life.
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Grab some bongos and join us, babe.
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Also, you're my sister,
so don't kiss me hello.
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Okay. Everyone out.
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Yeah, the drum sesh is over.
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And don't forget to take your ponchos
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and that musky cloud that
you all made together.
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Wow. My boyfriend's
crushing it as my brother.
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I'm so happy for you, and also...
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I know. I just wanted
to use the cafeteria,
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but I discovered that college is filled
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with so many opportunities
for personal growth.
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And I'm thrilled for you, but you
don't have to say yes to everything.
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I'll try. Right after crew practice.
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Aidan and Beckett think that we
can take Dartmouth this year
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at Head of the Charles.
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While Geoff's
college life was setting sail,
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I was missing lunch with my crew.
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Where are we headed for
lunch, my good man?
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Shakey's?
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That other Shakey's
that's closer but scarier?
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I'm just excited to get off campus.
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The freedom's intoxicating.
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Know what's better than freedom?
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The tried and true flavors
of our own cafeteria.
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Ha. You clearly didn't get
your mom's signature.
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I got my mom's J. Hancock.
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Not that I need it. I'm my own man.
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00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:52,062
This shirt/cords combo was all me.
251
00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,064
Great. I mean, not the pants,
252
00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:55,866
but you can drive us
to the mall food court.
253
00:07:55,901 --> 00:07:57,101
The food court?
254
00:07:57,137 --> 00:07:59,437
So many cuisines from across
the globe in one spot.
255
00:07:59,472 --> 00:08:01,539
Chow mein. Tacos.
256
00:08:01,574 --> 00:08:03,441
The Sbarro Italian experience.
257
00:08:03,476 --> 00:08:04,742
You've never had real Italian food,
258
00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:06,110
you don't know what you're missing.
259
00:08:06,146 --> 00:08:07,811
Only problem...
The mall's 20 minutes away.
260
00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,615
We only got 45 for lunch.
We'll never make it.
261
00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,783
You'd never make it, but
Johnny Atkins could do it
262
00:08:12,818 --> 00:08:14,785
in a hurricane with his arms
tied behind his back.
263
00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,053
So, how's this work?
264
00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:18,678
You steer with your knees
and honk with your nose?
265
00:08:18,703 --> 00:08:20,273
- This guy.
- So, you'll take us?
266
00:08:20,298 --> 00:08:21,412
For a price.
267
00:08:21,437 --> 00:08:24,161
And that price is
a large Mr. Pibb. No ice.
268
00:08:24,229 --> 00:08:26,396
Better be nothing but Pibb
to the tippy-top of that cup.
269
00:08:26,431 --> 00:08:27,830
I think that can be arranged.
270
00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:29,633
You coming, Ad?
271
00:08:29,668 --> 00:08:31,668
Ah... Screw it.
272
00:08:31,736 --> 00:08:34,804
There was no way I was letting
my mom ruin my lunch with Brea,
273
00:08:34,839 --> 00:08:36,640
so I pulled the riskiest move ever
274
00:08:36,675 --> 00:08:38,475
and forged her signature...
275
00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:40,243
Until I pulled the next riskiest move
276
00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:42,228
by getting in a van with Johnny Atkins.
277
00:08:46,117 --> 00:08:47,784
He wasn't messing around.
278
00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:50,378
It was the craziest ride of my life.
279
00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,799
He terrorized civilians,
280
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,376
he violated every traffic law
known to man,
281
00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:57,867
and at one point, I think he
jumped over a drawbridge?
282
00:08:57,892 --> 00:09:00,833
But somehow,
he got us there in one piece.
283
00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,124
Let's move.
284
00:09:02,149 --> 00:09:03,199
We have seven minutes to eat
285
00:09:03,267 --> 00:09:04,933
before we have to do that
again, but in reverse.
286
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,247
- I can't believe we made it.
- Me, neither.
287
00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:09,838
Unfortunately, we'd made it
288
00:09:09,873 --> 00:09:12,174
on my mom's weekly mall-walking day.
289
00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:14,333
Nothing got by Beverly Goldberg.
290
00:09:14,358 --> 00:09:16,679
I smell my baby's delicious head hair.
291
00:09:16,714 --> 00:09:18,046
Adam!
292
00:09:18,115 --> 00:09:19,948
Oh, balls!
293
00:09:19,983 --> 00:09:21,617
Yeah, big ones, you little [Bleep].
294
00:09:21,652 --> 00:09:24,019
While I was caught, Geoff was
caught up in being Barry.
295
00:09:24,054 --> 00:09:25,654
And when the real Barry showed up,
296
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,713
he misread the situation big-time.
297
00:09:27,738 --> 00:09:29,338
Barry!
298
00:09:29,363 --> 00:09:30,459
What are you doing here?
299
00:09:30,494 --> 00:09:32,994
We all cleared out so Andy
could entertain a lady.
300
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,776
It's his grandma,
and she won't stop talking.
301
00:09:35,847 --> 00:09:38,301
Is that Schwartz being
hoisted in the air
302
00:09:38,326 --> 00:09:40,401
like he just threw a touchdown
or attended a Jewish wedding?
303
00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,230
He just dominated in ultimate Frisbee.
304
00:09:43,373 --> 00:09:45,306
Why are you all chanting "Barry,"
305
00:09:45,342 --> 00:09:46,975
besides the many obvious reasons?
306
00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:48,409
'Cause Barry's a total airbender
307
00:09:48,478 --> 00:09:50,212
who just pancaked a hospital pass
308
00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:51,870
and hucked a scoober for the win!
309
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,721
I don't know what any of those
are, but he's not Barry.
310
00:09:54,746 --> 00:09:56,525
- I'm Barry.
- It's cool, bro.
311
00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,553
Sometimes people have the same name.
312
00:09:58,588 --> 00:10:00,055
You could be Barry Number Two.
313
00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,890
What the hell did you just
say to me, Frisbee bro?
314
00:10:01,925 --> 00:10:03,225
Yeah, uh, we should probably talk.
315
00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,526
Um, do you remember
when we body-swapped?
316
00:10:05,562 --> 00:10:08,063
Vaguely. I have a full
plate of magic in my life.
317
00:10:08,098 --> 00:10:09,831
Well, I've been using your I.D.,
and it's been great.
318
00:10:09,867 --> 00:10:12,600
I-I've been going to class,
making friends, joining clubs.
319
00:10:12,669 --> 00:10:14,835
I've been going to this
college for six months,
320
00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:16,504
and I can't do any of that stuff.
321
00:10:16,539 --> 00:10:18,606
Ha! It's like Geoff's a
better Barry than you are.
322
00:10:18,675 --> 00:10:21,389
Impossible. I'm the best me.
And I'm gonna prove it...
323
00:10:21,414 --> 00:10:24,256
After I send you back into the
shadows, where you belong.
324
00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:26,080
For my brother, being
number two wasn't an option.
325
00:10:26,115 --> 00:10:27,948
It's all good, Barry Number Two!
326
00:10:28,017 --> 00:10:31,382
For actual Barry Goldberg, this was war.
327
00:10:31,857 --> 00:10:33,114
Desperate for my freedom,
328
00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:34,569
I had committed the ultimate crime
329
00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:36,838
in my mom's eyes... Using her name.
330
00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:39,535
- Who would do such heinous acts?
- Unbelievable.
331
00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:43,512
Going against our wishes and forging
our distinguished signatures.
332
00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,642
Distinguished? Dad just holds the pen
333
00:10:45,669 --> 00:10:48,303
and makes the pizza-delivery
guy move the credit card slip.
334
00:10:48,339 --> 00:10:51,274
Oh, more sass from
Mr. Sassafras over here.
335
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,307
Unbelievable.
336
00:10:52,343 --> 00:10:54,977
I said I was sorry.
Can't we just move on?
337
00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:57,146
Murray, did you hear that?
The boy wants to move on.
338
00:10:57,181 --> 00:10:58,347
Unbelievable.
339
00:10:58,415 --> 00:11:00,282
Thank you for always backing me up.
340
00:11:00,317 --> 00:11:01,817
He's not backing you up.
341
00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:04,153
He's just peppering in
the word "unbelievable."
342
00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:06,088
Your father and I are a united front.
343
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,522
- Tell him, Murray.
- Unbelievable.
344
00:11:07,591 --> 00:11:08,790
- Damn it, Murray!
- What?
345
00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:11,192
Hey, congratulations or whatever...
346
00:11:11,262 --> 00:11:12,628
Graduating middle school.
347
00:11:12,663 --> 00:11:14,829
February, and I'm
a junior in high school.
348
00:11:14,865 --> 00:11:16,998
- Mazel tov. I did it, Bevy.
- Yay.
349
00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,833
You should probably focus
on your husband now.
350
00:11:18,869 --> 00:11:20,769
That is a flower that needs watering.
351
00:11:20,804 --> 00:11:22,103
Nice try, but you are never
352
00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:24,172
leaving campus for lunch ever again.
353
00:11:24,207 --> 00:11:26,308
But all my friends will be
off-campus without me!
354
00:11:26,343 --> 00:11:27,842
Well, them's the breaks, naughty boy,
355
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:29,511
and I'd say it's a light
tap on the wrist
356
00:11:29,546 --> 00:11:31,446
compared to the ultimate crime...
357
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,014
Murdering my heart.
358
00:11:33,049 --> 00:11:34,883
You're both extremely bad at this.
359
00:11:36,353 --> 00:11:37,653
Do you believe this?
360
00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:39,120
It's not my place to get involved.
361
00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:40,522
- It literally is.
- Okay.
362
00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:42,356
If you take away the kid's friends,
363
00:11:42,392 --> 00:11:44,192
he's gonna hate you forever,
364
00:11:44,227 --> 00:11:45,459
and then I'll be his favorite,
365
00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,028
which doesn't work for me.
366
00:11:47,063 --> 00:11:49,730
That would also mean I couldn't
live with him and his family
367
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,333
and tuck them all in at night
in a bed we all share.
368
00:11:52,368 --> 00:11:54,002
I designed it. It's called a super king.
369
00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,136
So, you kinda get it.
370
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,737
Well, I can't have him roaming
371
00:11:56,807 --> 00:11:58,639
the crime-infested streets
of Jenkintown,
372
00:11:58,675 --> 00:12:00,041
looking for cheap eats.
373
00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:01,209
That is a toughie.
374
00:12:01,244 --> 00:12:02,543
But I participated a little,
375
00:12:02,578 --> 00:12:04,230
so the ball's back in your court.
376
00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:06,714
Yep, my mom was desperate
to keep me at a safe distance,
377
00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:10,527
so she spread the word about the
latest hot spot for off-campus lunch.
378
00:12:10,566 --> 00:12:11,886
Bev's Bites?
379
00:12:11,922 --> 00:12:14,555
This is just my mom
making food at my house.
380
00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:16,012
I don't do zoning for the city.
381
00:12:16,037 --> 00:12:17,357
Just going for the free grub.
382
00:12:17,392 --> 00:12:18,692
It was a brilliant chess move.
383
00:12:18,727 --> 00:12:20,227
If I wanted to go to a food court,
384
00:12:20,262 --> 00:12:22,229
my mom would bring a food court to me.
385
00:12:22,264 --> 00:12:24,431
Yep. Bev's Bites was open for business.
386
00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:25,765
What'll it be, sir?
387
00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:27,901
I've got a wok, and I'll
put things in there
388
00:12:27,937 --> 00:12:29,894
that the fast food chains are afraid to.
389
00:12:29,919 --> 00:12:30,938
What I want is answers.
390
00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:32,840
Who turns their home into a food court?
391
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,607
And... Oh, man, are those Dippin' Dots?
392
00:12:34,676 --> 00:12:36,243
We've got it all.
393
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,111
- Hot dog on a stick?
- No!
394
00:12:38,180 --> 00:12:39,279
Yes.
395
00:12:39,348 --> 00:12:40,750
- Damn it.
- Exactly.
396
00:12:40,775 --> 00:12:42,375
Now, why don't you go
sit with your friends
397
00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:46,000
- and that lovely Brea Bee?
- No! Do not pull her into this.
398
00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:48,621
I'm taking my sticked-dog
and my friends to go.
399
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:50,223
Sorry. Between the beef shawarma
400
00:12:50,258 --> 00:12:52,225
and your hot mom, I'm not leaving.
401
00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,426
So sweet.
402
00:12:53,462 --> 00:12:55,261
This is a pretty tasty taco, Adam.
403
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,064
And this is my first jambalaya,
and I jamba-like-it.
404
00:12:58,099 --> 00:13:00,233
No one's looking for your
wordplay, Schernecke.
405
00:13:00,268 --> 00:13:02,569
And while I admit this
is all super weird...
406
00:13:02,604 --> 00:13:04,778
Holy crap, can your mom
make an Orange Julius.
407
00:13:04,803 --> 00:13:07,310
Well, the secret is buying it
at Orange Julius.
408
00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:09,041
Hey. I like her.
409
00:13:09,077 --> 00:13:10,209
- Damn it.
- Here.
410
00:13:10,245 --> 00:13:11,310
Put this in your windshield,
411
00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,645
and then you can park in the driveway.
412
00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:14,581
As my mom fed my friends,
413
00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,449
Barry was feeling fed up with Geoff.
414
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,452
I'm sure you are all aware of why
I called this meeting of the JTP.
415
00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:20,587
JTP?
416
00:13:20,622 --> 00:13:22,255
You didn't. I did.
417
00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:23,723
This is our weekly chores meeting.
418
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,458
Silence, stupid Matt Bradley!
419
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:28,761
Geoffrey Schwartz has stolen my
identity and sullied my good name.
420
00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,207
You gave him your I.D.
421
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:31,613
Specifics don't matter.
422
00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,248
What matters is, is I'm jealous now.
423
00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:35,617
Aw, buddy, are you looking
for a little validation
424
00:13:35,686 --> 00:13:37,185
because Geoff is living your best life?
425
00:13:37,221 --> 00:13:38,520
Don't dig for deeper reasons,
426
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,288
but yes, that'll make me feel better.
427
00:13:40,358 --> 00:13:43,258
I... guess you're not afraid to
express your extreme emotions.
428
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,800
Oh!
429
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:47,062
And I guess you're not afraid to
get hit with chalk! Do better!
430
00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:49,264
I got one. You're a great
political cartoonist.
431
00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:50,699
You know it, son. I am a great...
432
00:13:50,735 --> 00:13:51,933
Wait, what?
433
00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:54,403
Ha! You gave Ronald Reagan Dumbo ears.
434
00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:56,091
- Who?
- It's hilarious in a smart way
435
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:57,139
that doesn't make you laugh.
436
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:58,440
Take that, beltway.
437
00:13:58,476 --> 00:14:00,476
I didn't do that! I hate politics.
438
00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:03,245
The only time I voted was
to keep the McRib going.
439
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,880
Geoff must've done this.
440
00:14:04,915 --> 00:14:07,115
He's got a deft artistic
touch all his own.
441
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,449
Damn it, he does!
442
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,485
He makes me seem creative
and insightful,
443
00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:12,720
but that's not the Barry
people have come to expect!
444
00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,447
I've heard enough!
445
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,226
Barry, what are you doing here?
446
00:14:18,262 --> 00:14:19,427
You don't play ultimate Frisbee.
447
00:14:19,462 --> 00:14:21,662
The real Barry Goldberg
dominates at all sports,
448
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:23,598
and I'm gonna score all over you.
449
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:25,607
With these Frisbees. In an ultimate way.
450
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,402
You have no idea how this game
works at all, do you?
451
00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:28,748
I'll master it as I go.
452
00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:31,144
With that began an
epic battle between two men...
453
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,184
One who knew the game
and one who did not.
454
00:14:33,294 --> 00:14:36,177
Fly, disc, fly!
455
00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,946
While Geoff had all the
moves, Barry did this.
456
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:41,649
And while Geoff was doing this,
Barry did a little of this.
457
00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:43,751
And whatever... this is.
458
00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:46,009
- Dude, I'm on your team!
- There are teams?
459
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:46,931
Hyah!
460
00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:48,856
Oh! Is that points? It should be!
461
00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:50,491
Yep, the score was lopsided,
462
00:14:50,527 --> 00:14:52,527
as was the Frisbee
when Barry was done with it.
463
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:54,261
Unfortunately,
what he lacked in ability,
464
00:14:54,297 --> 00:14:56,831
he didn't make up for in sportsmanship.
465
00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:59,333
You're all garbage! I'm carrying us!
466
00:14:59,368 --> 00:15:01,101
Get better!
467
00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:03,037
Also, what's that cone for over there?
468
00:15:03,105 --> 00:15:04,871
It was clear...
469
00:15:04,941 --> 00:15:07,640
The Barry Goldberg everyone
loved wasn't the real Barry.
470
00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:08,675
Fine!
471
00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:10,811
You stole my awesome
identity away from me,
472
00:15:10,846 --> 00:15:13,597
- but body swaps work both ways.
- What are you saying?
473
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,483
I'm saying you may have
become Barry Goldberg,
474
00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:19,653
but there's nothing stopping me
from becoming Geoff Schwartz.
475
00:15:19,688 --> 00:15:21,121
Well, have fun with that.
476
00:15:21,157 --> 00:15:22,941
Uh, help yourself to an orange slice.
477
00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,725
As Barry was determined
to take back his name at all costs,
478
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,862
I was determined to take
back my lunch hour.
479
00:15:27,887 --> 00:15:29,338
- Brea!
- Hey... Adam.
480
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,630
Why are you yelling? You're so close.
481
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,200
Me. You. The mall food court.
It's happening.
482
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,082
I'd love to, but Johnny won't drive us.
483
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,645
- I'm driving.
- That drive is kinda crazy.
484
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:37,637
Are you sure you can do it?
485
00:15:37,673 --> 00:15:38,905
Girl, I've been playing Pole Position
486
00:15:38,974 --> 00:15:40,173
since it came out in the home version.
487
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,741
- What?
- To the wagon!
488
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,710
W-What do you think?
489
00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,411
Keep reversing or try to pull forward?
490
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:47,180
I just paid this off!
491
00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,082
- Mondays, am I right?
- It's Wednesday!
492
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,654
While I was spinning my wheels,
493
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:52,751
Barry hit the gas on his plan
to bring Geoff down
494
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,607
by dragging his good name.
495
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,366
Sorry I'm late, everyone!
496
00:15:56,391 --> 00:16:00,059
I'm Geoff Schwartz, and I
bring the tardy to the party.
497
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:01,361
You must be lost, sir.
498
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:02,695
I'm exactly where I need to be.
499
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,930
I'm a nerd. Nerds like to learn.
500
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,765
- I'm Geoff Schwartz.
- What are you doing?
501
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,568
Being a terrible friend.
Because I'm Geoff Schwartz.
502
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,187
You keep saying your name
like that's an explanation
503
00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,233
for the interruption.
504
00:16:12,258 --> 00:16:13,539
Either sit or leave.
505
00:16:13,574 --> 00:16:14,773
On it, Professor Mustache.
506
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,176
Okay. Geoff Schwartz.
507
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,169
My dad's a dentist.
That's why I have so many teeth.
508
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:21,512
- Pretty sure your dad's an eye doctor.
- I know me.
509
00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,084
I cry at Palmolive ads.
510
00:16:23,109 --> 00:16:24,783
You did once, and it was
because the bunny got lost,
511
00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:26,085
but then the boy found him
and cleaned him in the sink.
512
00:16:26,121 --> 00:16:28,053
I go boom in my trousers.
513
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,621
- I'm Geoff Schwartz.
- Oh, God. Why?
514
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,089
Boom means poop.
515
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,924
- I'm Geoff Schwartz.
- Geoff Schwartz, stop this.
516
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,526
Why would this Geoff Schwartz
517
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,528
do something for you, Barry Goldberg?
518
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,296
Maybe because this Barry
Goldberg is getting an "A."
519
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,399
- Noice! I'm dominating it.
- Okay!
520
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,305
It's painfully obvious this is some
kind of movie-inspired body swap.
521
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,037
Fine. It's over.
522
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,139
- You exposed me.
- Damn right I did.
523
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,774
Just so you know,
I really loved being you.
524
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,189
Thanks a lot, Barry.
525
00:16:56,372 --> 00:16:58,708
I had made a mad dash
for the food court,
526
00:16:58,763 --> 00:17:00,941
but I only made it as far
as the principal's office.
527
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:03,911
Need I tell you how serious
this offense is?
528
00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:04,980
He knows.
529
00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:06,802
Now, what I'd like to know is exactly
530
00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:10,217
how the parental signature
verification system broke down.
531
00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:11,785
He put the slip in my box,
532
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,407
- and I put it in this pile.
- What?
533
00:17:13,485 --> 00:17:16,289
I assumed you had a team
of forgery experts
534
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,391
who reviewed each signature
and compared them
535
00:17:18,446 --> 00:17:21,291
against a master list for authenticity.
536
00:17:21,326 --> 00:17:22,825
I just put it in the pile.
537
00:17:22,861 --> 00:17:25,194
Oh, who cares? Your boy drove
on top of my sweet Prelude!
538
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,663
That thing was high-class!
539
00:17:26,698 --> 00:17:29,299
Calm down about your Prelude.
It was just okay.
540
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:32,135
Okay? That plucky
sports compact got it done.
541
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,549
On the highway and with the ladies.
542
00:17:33,581 --> 00:17:35,412
Okay, here's what's gonna happen...
543
00:17:35,474 --> 00:17:38,207
You will end off-campus lunch forever,
544
00:17:38,243 --> 00:17:41,210
and I will not sue you for
hundreds of millions of dollars.
545
00:17:41,246 --> 00:17:42,712
Let me think about it. Deal.
546
00:17:42,748 --> 00:17:44,846
What? I'll be a social pariah!
547
00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:46,482
Welcome to the bottom, baby.
548
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,584
It's one thing that I have
to live under your oppression,
549
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,185
but that doesn't mean
that everyone else should.
550
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:52,020
I don't care about everyone else.
551
00:17:52,055 --> 00:17:54,723
I only care about keeping
you safe, schmoopaloo.
552
00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:55,891
Soon I won't need your signature,
553
00:17:55,926 --> 00:17:57,426
and when that day comes,
554
00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:59,695
you'll be lucky if you
ever see me again.
555
00:18:01,932 --> 00:18:03,599
Hey!
556
00:18:03,668 --> 00:18:05,100
You can't say stuff like that to me.
557
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:06,568
But I mean it.
558
00:18:06,604 --> 00:18:08,737
Why would I want to be
anywhere near your craziness?
559
00:18:08,773 --> 00:18:11,239
Because you have to. I am your mom.
560
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:13,074
I love you more than myself.
561
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,326
Come on! Enough!
562
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:17,879
Someday, when you're a parent,
563
00:18:17,915 --> 00:18:19,380
you're gonna see how hard it is
564
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:22,517
to worry about your kids
every moment of every day.
565
00:18:22,552 --> 00:18:25,586
You don't worry about Barry
and Erica like this anymore.
566
00:18:25,622 --> 00:18:28,790
Of course I do. It never stops.
567
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,016
I feel like there's
a little piece of my heart
568
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,414
floating around out there,
and I may never get it back.
569
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,632
Adam, you need to understand
that I will never change
570
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,516
when it comes to protecting my kids.
571
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,921
And you need to know
you're not protecting me.
572
00:18:43,106 --> 00:18:45,367
You're just keeping me
from experiencing life.
573
00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:49,744
I suppose I could...
574
00:18:50,154 --> 00:18:52,121
Loosen the reins a little bit.
575
00:18:54,784 --> 00:18:56,484
Turns out no matter how much I grew up,
576
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,919
my mom was always gonna be my mom,
577
00:18:58,955 --> 00:19:00,655
because there are some relationships
578
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,339
that you can always count on.
579
00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:03,624
Hey.
580
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,760
Barry? What are you doing here?
581
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:07,761
I thought you'd be out ruining
what's left of my rep.
582
00:19:07,786 --> 00:19:09,630
I came to say sorry.
583
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,932
I shouldn't have said any of that stuff.
584
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:14,168
I know you don't go
boom in your trousers.
585
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,971
But I don't get it. It was your
idea for me to take your I.D.
586
00:19:17,006 --> 00:19:18,906
So you can get a meal
at the dining hall,
587
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:20,907
not become a better me than me.
588
00:19:21,511 --> 00:19:22,910
I guess I got carried away.
589
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:24,178
You were just taking advantage
590
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,980
of all the amazing things
here that I haven't.
591
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:28,315
- Well, why not?
- I don't know.
592
00:19:28,351 --> 00:19:30,450
'Cause it's scary trying new stuff.
593
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,452
It was easier hanging with the JTP
594
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:33,921
and not putting myself out there.
595
00:19:33,956 --> 00:19:36,022
But, Barry, you can, too.
596
00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:37,071
Really?
597
00:19:37,102 --> 00:19:39,626
You're not just Barry Goldberg.
You're Big Tasty.
598
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,296
You've got more confidence than anyone.
599
00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:43,497
- It's not always earned.
- It's rarely earned.
600
00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:45,599
But that's what makes you you.
601
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:49,003
And I know it's only a matter of
time before you own this place.
602
00:19:49,038 --> 00:19:51,372
And besides, soon enough,
I'll be going here with you,
603
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,173
and the two of us will be unstoppable.
604
00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:55,276
Okay. I'm doing it.
605
00:19:55,311 --> 00:19:58,112
I'm throwing myself
into this place for real.
606
00:19:58,147 --> 00:19:59,679
Look out, college!
607
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,948
There's about to be a new
Big Tasty on campus.
608
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,349
Hell yeah, there is.
609
00:20:06,522 --> 00:20:09,188
Life has a way
of turning you upside down
610
00:20:09,224 --> 00:20:11,858
and making you feel like
you're not yourself.
611
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:14,027
But sometimes, that's the perfect thing
612
00:20:14,062 --> 00:20:15,527
to help you get where you need to be.
613
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,031
- Ready?
- Let's do it.
614
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:19,425
And even though we never know
615
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,831
where the journey's gonna take us...
616
00:20:20,856 --> 00:20:22,573
You really gonna do this every day?
617
00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:23,670
No.
618
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,639
Just for the next few months.
619
00:20:25,674 --> 00:20:28,074
...one thing's for sure,
riding with the ones we love
620
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,709
makes it a whole lot better,
621
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:32,345
even if that's right across the street.
622
00:20:35,149 --> 00:20:37,850
In the end, things start
to make a whole lot more sense
623
00:20:37,885 --> 00:20:40,352
once we see life from
someone else's perspective.
624
00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:42,359
After all, how else would you know
625
00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:43,641
what you're missing out on?
626
00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:50,110
Who wants a hot dog or a hamburger?
627
00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:51,334
SpaghettiOs?
628
00:20:55,113 --> 00:20:57,761
Dude, the most bananas thing
just happened!
629
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,577
I was minding my business and making
mouth sounds into a desk fan,
630
00:21:00,602 --> 00:21:01,935
when I switched bodies with Erica.
631
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,921
- What's going on?
- It's me. Big Tasty.
632
00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:05,561
But I'm stuck in this dumb lady body,
633
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,890
and I can't even nunchuck.
634
00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:11,400
See? I usually have the skills
of a bajillion Bruce Lees.
635
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,568
This is weird, sweetie.
636
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,069
Sweetie? Don't be gross, you turd.
637
00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:16,739
Hey! I'm Erica.
638
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:19,074
I like dumb leather boots
or being a wiseass.
639
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,175
I'm sad and pathetic...
640
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,177
Ow! Ow! Ow!
641
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,479
Oh, no.
642
00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:24,898
Yeah, I guess I'm pretty
good with these things.
643
00:21:24,942 --> 00:21:25,999
Ow.
644
00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:31,069
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