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Ah, "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".
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Back in the day, college
kids loved watching
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this cult classic on Halloween,
except for the one college kid
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who could never decide
what movie to see.
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Will you stop being a
nightmare on this street
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and pick a Halloween movie already?
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But it has to be perfect... one
part scary, one part thriller-y,
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and no parts "Gremlins". Too many rules.
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But gremlins only have three
rules... no bright lights,
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no water, and no feeding after midnight.
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Oh, my God, boring Geoff.
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Every time you talk,
I feel like I'm reading.
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Speaking of, I'm off to the library...
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or what you like to call the book zoo.
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It's Halloween.
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Take a break from studying
and see a movie with me.
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Sorry, dude, but this
conversation was my study break.
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Plus, watching Barry eat
popcorn is the real horror show.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I didn't know there was
a new "Rocky" movie!
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Dope, that's not Rocky Balboa.
That's "Rocky Horror".
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So the Italian Stallion
fights a werewolf?
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It is the boxer's natural enemy,
after Mr. T's and Russians.
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No, it's a spoof of horror movies,
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but with the singer Meat Loaf.
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While I love his passionate vocal range,
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he's more loaf than meat.
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Rocky would own him.
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That's because it's not "Rocky".
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This one has singing and dancing
and audience participation.
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Ew. I'm in.
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And so Barry decided to give
"Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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a shot, and to his
surprise, he kind of dug it.
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After all, he got to throw
stuff and make tons of noise...
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...and play with water guns
and chuck toilet paper.
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This is the best "Rocky" movie ever.
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And even though he still
thought it was a "Rocky" movie,
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Barry was obsessed.
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♪ A jump to the left ♪
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Oh!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was October 30, 1980-something,
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and one of our family's
most legendary, terrifying,
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and 100% true stories
was about to take place.
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It's showtime!
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Is this a Halloween costume
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or one of your everyday dumb things?
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It's Beetlejuice.
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Hey! My bagel! Watch it, beetle bug.
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Sorry, but I'm a reckless
spirit who causes havoc.
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I'm a hungry spirit that
pays the bills, so shut up.
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Beloved family, look
at these old, dusty...
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and therefore priceless...
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fancy French paintings I
bought at a garage sale.
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Oh, boy. I just discovered
why art is important.
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You paid for that crap?
I could paint better butts.
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You know, I'm glad you said that,
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because there's a couples painting class
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at The Learning Annex...
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I love 'em. Put 'em up.
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Great! Adam, be careful on the stairs.
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Don't be a clumsy gorkus
and smash into them.
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I love you, but you're a gorkus.
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Hey, Bevy, the boy's no Gregory Hines,
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but he knows how to work a staircase.
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I just defended you, ya gorkus!
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Look at these treasures.
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- Aren't they lovely?
- They're butts.
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Yeah, those dusty old butt
paintings were there to stay...
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that is, until day turned to night
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and strange things started to happen.
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Adam, I told you to stay off the stairs!
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Adam, you moron!
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But I wasn't on the stairs.
In fact, no one was.
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Murray, that wasn't Adam.
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He just walked in dressed
as an old Hawaiian lady.
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I'm Weird Al.
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I only changed my costume
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'cause there's another
Beetlejuice at school.
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I let Zach Rosen have the win.
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His parents are getting divorced.
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Thanks for that journey,
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but if it wasn't you, how
did that picture fall?
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Something's not right here,
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something beyond the scope
of our understanding.
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She was right. Something was up,
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something otherworldly and not quite...
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That was my accordion.
What a haunting sound, huh?
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Yep. Those paintings were creepy.
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But when the clock struck midnight,
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things got truly terrifying.
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Murray, wake up. Something's
going on downstairs.
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It's probably just a
burglar. Go back to bed.
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But she was too freaked out to sleep,
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so she made my dad go check it out,
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and this is how he explained it.
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Yeah, it's just the house settling.
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But an hour later, another one fell.
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And my dad found a new reason why.
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Wind did it.
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But the paintings just kept falling.
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Tiny earthquake.
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Army ants. Magnets.
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Meteor shower.
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Wall raccoon.
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Local train derailment.
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Local volcano.
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Army ants again.
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Local youths who were on the train
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that derailed earlier.
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While my dad thought
he had all the answers,
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my sister was trying to memorize them
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for her next test.
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Having fun with that thing?
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Oh, you know it. Had a brief
scare with the phone cord,
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but it's been smooth
sailing since the rug.
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Good Hallow's Eve, sister.
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- Geofferson.
- What do you want?
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I'd very much like to host
an intimate gathering
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to celebrate the passing of October.
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A Halloween party?
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I love it. That's way
better than my idea.
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We shall burn this dorm to the ground.
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It's not happening.
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But you're the one who's always saying
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how important it is for me
to make new college friends.
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The word I used was "impossible".
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Well, it won't be when it's
"Rocky Horror"-themed.
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Oh, that sounds like a good time...
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to consider how Erica
might feel about it.
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There isn't gonna be a party,
because I have a chem midterm
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to study for, and so do you.
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Then we're in full agreement.
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Good talk.
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Barry, there will be no ragers,
no bashes, no shindigs,
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hootenannies, soirées,
amusements, teas, galas,
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festivities, or functions of any kind.
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I hear you loud and angry.
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But he really didn't.
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Geoff soon discovered
that Barry didn't care
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- what Erica thought.
- Oh, no.
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Yep, Big Tasty's "Rocky Horror"
party was very much on...
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Oh, no.
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...and very well advertised.
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Oh, cuss word, no!
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Oh, cuss word, yes,
my high-strung friend.
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Barry, y-you can't!
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And yet I have.
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I'm also doing this.
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Oh, no! This sweet autumn
breeze will be the end of me!
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As Geoff freaked out
about Barry's party,
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things got even freakier back home.
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Somebody slashed my art.
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Yep, this 100% really happened.
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You know what that means, don't you?
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We have a ghost, and
that ghost hates butts.
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Stop! There's no such thing as ghosts!
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Of course there is!
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There's Large Marge from
"Pee-wee's Big Adventure",
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the poltergeist from "Poltergeist",
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and Blinky, Inky, Pinky,
and Clyde from "Pac-Man".
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Those are some very
compelling examples, Murray.
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Examples of things that aren't real.
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It's obviously a spirit
with unfinished business
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trapped in the realm of the living.
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- Obviously.
- Ghosts aren't real!
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Our mailman's niece
ignored a scary ghost
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who frightened her so badly
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that her hair turned bone-white,
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and now she has to play Mrs. Santa Claus
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at a year-round Christmas store.
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It's hard to argue with
that iron-clad evidence,
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eh, but let me try... no ghosts!
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Adam, we have to get
to the bottom of this.
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On it! You got the fear, I got the gear.
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We were haunted, probably,
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which finally gave me
reason to say this.
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I ain't afraid of no ghost.
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I mean, a little, but let's do this.
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And so we scoured the house
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from this side of the dining table
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to that side,
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until finally my mom
felt an icy presence.
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Adam, right here.
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I'm getting chills and goose bumps
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right here under this vent.
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Will you two knuckleheads
stop yakking about ghosts?
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I'm trying to watch
the Eagles blow a lead.
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How could you be watching
sports right now?
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A departed soul is
interplaying with our world.
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Yeah, it's not.
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To be clear, you would
never believe in anything
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that couldn't be explained?
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- Of course not.
- Interesting.
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So, if I came into the den
and touched this wall
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during an Eagles game,
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that wouldn't bother you even a little?
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Bup, bup, bup! Keep your
hands off my lucky wall.
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Tony Franklin misses the extra point!
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He's Mr. Automatic! What have you done?!
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So you do believe in things
that can't be explained,
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but only when it suits you.
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Don't turn this around on me.
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We all know my lucky wall
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has been a great part of the
Eagles' success for years.
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But ghosts are hooey.
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And you still haven't explained
all those ripped butts.
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Yeah, Murray, the butts!
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I can explain it.
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Oh, I can explain it with science.
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Oh!
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Science!
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Oh-ho-ho! What, was math busy?
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I'm gonna go wash your beakers.
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My dad wasn't gonna
take this sitting down,
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so he went straight to my
science teacher, Doc Katman.
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You're gonna help me prove
there's no such thing as ghosts.
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A real-life science adventure?!
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I'm in!
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As my dad was seeking answers,
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Geoff was hiding Barry's
party from Erica.
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It's sweet of you, but you don't
have to walk me home from class.
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Hey, I insist.
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You know, I want to make sure
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that you get where you
need to get and see... Wow!
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Would you look at that?!
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It's a cloud.
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Looks like a misshapen... ball.
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- Wow.
- It happened.
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We're out of things
to say to each other.
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Oh! Hey, would you look
at me when you talk to me?
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What the hell, man?
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I just love you so damn much.
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I just want to lock eyes as we walk
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so I can drink in this beauty.
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That's kind of nice,
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but how are we gonna see
where we're going?
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Oh, good point. I should blindfold you
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and take you to this
super-secret romantic spot
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that I just thought of.
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Wow, I'm so spontaneous!
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What are you doing? You
know you burn easily!
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Where is he?
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Make sure you cover every square
inch of space on that board.
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Trust me, Big Tasty, when I'm done,
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no one at this college will
be able to find a dog sitter,
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guitar lessons, or the hotline to call
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when negative thoughts are taking over.
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Hey, uh, just so we're clear,
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how long do I have to
wear this heavy thing?
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As long as it takes to catch
the eye of everyone on campus.
255
00:08:35,430 --> 00:08:37,599
And you should be moving around more.
256
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,519
Start jogging. Move those little legs.
257
00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,769
You got it, Big Tasty.
258
00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,849
And you not saying
thanks is thanks enough.
259
00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,939
Naked Rob, where the
hell is my skywriter?
260
00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,439
Nowhere, because it costs $3,000
261
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,939
and I'm still technically a boy.
262
00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,239
Totally unacceptable.
263
00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,489
I agree!
264
00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,699
You are the worst
roommate/brother/dumbass ever!
265
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,529
Way to rat me out, Geoff.
266
00:08:56,530 --> 00:08:58,909
You're uninvited to the party
I'm definitely still having.
267
00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,510
Damn it, Barry. When are you gonna learn
268
00:09:00,534 --> 00:09:02,159
that college isn't all about partying?
269
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,289
When are you gonna learn
270
00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:05,039
that college is not all about studying?
271
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,169
I have to study.
272
00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,839
I can't afford to screw up again.
273
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,560
Well, I can't afford
to not have this party.
274
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,049
Don't you staple that flier.
275
00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,259
- Or what?
- Guys, come on.
276
00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:14,780
There's gotta be a way to handle this.
277
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,219
Too late! I'm stapling it.
278
00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,299
No! Ohh, no!
279
00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,309
Oh, God, it's in the meat!
280
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,929
What the hell, man? You
just stapled my boyfriend!
281
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,899
I'm holding a staple
gun! He knew the risks!
282
00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:25,939
Ugh!
283
00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:26,979
Aah! Whoa!
284
00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:28,319
Ow! Ow!
285
00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:31,279
- We gotta break this up!
- Ow! Ow!
286
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,199
Don't worry, everyone. They're related.
287
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,859
It's totally normal.
288
00:09:34,860 --> 00:09:36,949
And that dude getting
housed by his sister
289
00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:38,430
is having a Halloween party tomorrow.
290
00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:39,549
Damn right I am!
291
00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:41,290
- No, you're not!
- Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
292
00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:45,449
After their public throwdown
in the quad, the dean called
293
00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:47,050
Barry and Erica in
for a private meeting.
294
00:09:47,074 --> 00:09:49,049
We take fighting very seriously.
295
00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:51,190
Oh, God, will this go on
our permanent records?
296
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,231
- Are you a student here?
- Boyfriend of a student.
297
00:09:53,255 --> 00:09:55,209
- That's not anything.
- And yet it's all I got.
298
00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,178
- Look, Dean Dean...
- Oh, actually, I'm no longer
299
00:09:57,203 --> 00:09:58,309
a dean with the name Dean.
300
00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:01,099
I've been promoted to "Executive
Student Administrator".
301
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,729
You get a raise?
302
00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:05,149
It was just a title bump,
but it's quite prestigious.
303
00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,859
Dean Dean got nothing.
304
00:10:06,860 --> 00:10:09,529
Look, what my idiot brother is
trying to say is we're sorry
305
00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:11,489
and we'll cancel this
insane Halloween party.
306
00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:13,279
- No, we won't.
- Oh, oh, no.
307
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,069
- Here we go.
- I missed my window to leave.
308
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,239
Look, I just thought it'd be
fun to put down the books
309
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:18,949
and blow off some steam, you know?
310
00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:20,199
- You make a good point.
- What?
311
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,329
- He does?
- I do?
312
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,999
Students need an outlet.
313
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,339
And, uh, I happen to be a bit
of a "Rocky Horror" fan myself.
314
00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,959
I played Frank-N-Furter in high school,
315
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:31,320
in my living room, wearing my
mother's... It doesn't matter.
316
00:10:31,344 --> 00:10:33,629
But you're an educator. Grades
should be the only thing.
317
00:10:33,630 --> 00:10:35,799
You can't just study all the
time, or you'll burn out.
318
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,429
The party is on.
319
00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,849
Yes! The lesson is,
320
00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,349
do whatever you want
and it'll all work out.
321
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,389
That's not it at all.
322
00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,679
Thank you, Dean Dean.
323
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,649
Even though the school
doesn't value you, I do.
324
00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:49,269
Last time, I flunked out because
I screwed around too much,
325
00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:51,689
and now I'm being punished for
taking school too seriously?
326
00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:53,689
This is garbage.
327
00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:55,050
Congratulations on your promotion.
328
00:10:55,074 --> 00:10:56,109
- Get out.
- Okay.
329
00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,779
And so Barry's bash was a go.
330
00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:59,989
Meanwhile, our mom would stop at nothing
331
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:01,829
to prove we had a ghost.
332
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:03,550
If this house was haunted
when we bought it,
333
00:11:03,551 --> 00:11:04,880
they should have disclosed that.
334
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,289
Hey, Jeanine. It's Beverly Goldberg.
335
00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,589
Yeah, listen, when the
Wexlers lived here,
336
00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,589
were any of them violently murdered,
337
00:11:11,590 --> 00:11:13,759
becoming apparitions intent on revenge?
338
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,509
- Give me that.
- Hey! What the hell?
339
00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,929
Please welcome Doc Katman.
340
00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:18,469
Why is my teacher here?
341
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,389
So I can prove to you once and for all
342
00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:22,269
that there's no such thing as ghosts.
343
00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,429
Show him the paintings.
344
00:11:23,430 --> 00:11:25,809
Here's my mom's
soft-core art. It's butts.
345
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,599
Go ahead. Good luck
explaining the unexplainable.
346
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,649
There appears to be some
wood rot on the frame.
347
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,939
And these hooks seem way too weak
348
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,949
for the weight of the picture.
349
00:11:36,950 --> 00:11:39,719
Boom! You've been scienced!
350
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,969
Well, how do you explain
the rips in the canvas?
351
00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:46,809
Possibly when it fell,
the impact caused the rips.
352
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,059
Suck on the logic!
353
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,849
You do make some interesting points,
354
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:52,139
but perhaps there's another explanation.
355
00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:55,229
You're not the only one
with an expert, Murray.
356
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,439
No, he wasn't, which is
why my mom brought in
357
00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,029
some paranormal backup of her own.
358
00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,609
You brought Stevie Nicks?
359
00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:04,069
Welcome Karen English, Philly's
most famous radio psychic.
360
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,369
No way!
361
00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:07,239
It's true. I've done local TV, as well.
362
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,499
Anyone who's anyone with
a haunting sees Karen.
363
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,119
Extremely famous people,
364
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,079
who I will not mention
because I am discreet.
365
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,669
But let's just say the
76ers paid for my pool.
366
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,419
Celebrities are just like us.
367
00:12:19,420 --> 00:12:21,049
Oh, shh, shh, shh.
368
00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,259
I am definitely picking up a presence.
369
00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:26,179
So am I. It's annoying
and wearing a shawl.
370
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,219
I also feel something. I'm
naturally very intuitive.
371
00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,940
I could've been a psychic.
372
00:12:30,964 --> 00:12:33,189
Spirit, we mean you no harm.
373
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:35,559
Please advise us of your intentions.
374
00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,109
Ooh. Very interesting.
375
00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:38,150
Oh, balls. What is it?
376
00:12:38,151 --> 00:12:39,569
Oh, I-I'm sensing,
377
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:43,029
um, an ancient Indian burial ground.
378
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,109
No. This is a Victorian presence.
379
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:49,329
Exactly. An ancient Victorian
Indian burial ground.
380
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:52,659
I feel the spirit of a young girl.
381
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,709
Jump in any time, Science Guy.
382
00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:57,499
May I ask which method you're
using for that hypothesis?
383
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,249
I have a tingly feeling.
384
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:03,129
The problem with feelings
is they can't be proven.
385
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,429
Can you prove love? Or
is that just a feeling?
386
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:08,429
Great counterpoint, locally
famous Karen English.
387
00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:11,009
Actually, you can test love.
388
00:13:11,010 --> 00:13:12,889
It's really a blend of chemicals...
389
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:14,309
adrenaline, dopamine...
390
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,809
Oh, I feel sorry for you.
391
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:17,189
I guess I am lonely at times.
392
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,659
We all are.
393
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,859
Just when this ghost story
couldn't get any weirder...
394
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,109
What the hell's going on here?
395
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,569
...something unexplainable happened.
396
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,069
A glass vase mysteriously shattered.
397
00:13:26,070 --> 00:13:28,029
Oh, no. The ghost girl broke my vase.
398
00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,699
Oh, the spirit is deeply troubled
399
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,869
by something in this room.
400
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:32,369
I called it! It's the butts!
401
00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,869
I also knew it was butts.
402
00:13:33,870 --> 00:13:35,539
I didn't want to say anything before,
403
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,619
but the butts were very suspicious.
404
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,039
See, Murray? What do you say now?
405
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,669
Eh, it's army ants.
406
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,339
Murray, stop blaming the ants.
407
00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:44,009
Why can't you just acknowledge
408
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,429
that some things can't be explained?
409
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,969
Oh, I can acknowledge one
thing that can't be explained...
410
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,389
why I choose to live
in a house of morons.
411
00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,929
While my dad refused to
believe in the supernatural,
412
00:13:53,930 --> 00:13:55,929
Barry was super psyched
to spread the word
413
00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,149
about his school-sanctioned
"Rocky" bash...
414
00:13:58,150 --> 00:13:59,809
until this happened.
415
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:03,069
An "F"? Uh I think you mean "D".
416
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,479
- I don't.
- How did this happen?
417
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,859
Did you study?
418
00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:08,409
No, but a very prestigious
school administrator
419
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,239
said I needed a work/party balance.
420
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,409
Did he also say that you
will never become a doctor
421
00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:13,489
with grades like these?
422
00:14:13,490 --> 00:14:14,789
But that's my dream.
423
00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:16,959
Why would he encourage
my reckless lifestyle
424
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,789
without highlighting the consequences?
425
00:14:18,790 --> 00:14:20,999
Well, if I were you, I'd
drop everything else
426
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,419
and start cramming for the next exam.
427
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:25,839
I'm hosting an epic rager
for the ages tonight.
428
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,509
"Rocky Horror"?
429
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:29,759
What is this nonsense?
430
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,969
It's a movie about a mad scientist
431
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:34,389
who's actually an alien cross-dresser
432
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,349
who creates a muscle man in his lab.
433
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:39,899
Just another offensive
portrayal of a scientist.
434
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:43,939
Why don't we ever hear about
the well-adjusted scientist
435
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:45,529
who pays his taxes
436
00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,489
and shows up consistently
for his nephew Brandon?
437
00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:50,989
Why is this guy walking
around in his undies?
438
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,369
That's Brad. He's a doof.
439
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,410
You're a doof.
440
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,249
Damn it, Janet.
441
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,709
Hey, Bar, true or false...
I crushed the exam.
442
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,169
Oh, here's a hint... it's true.
443
00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,879
I'm really happy for you, Erica.
444
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,379
Don't be gracious in
your pathetic defeat.
445
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:06,759
So you got one bad grade.
446
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,469
No. It's not just the test.
I have to cancel the party.
447
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:11,389
But I thought this was your big chance
448
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,679
to meet new people and make
new friends, blah, blah, blah.
449
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,809
Yeah. I've clearly failed at that, too.
450
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,719
Come on. It's not that bad.
451
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,559
You know, most people
who fail out of college
452
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,640
at least have fun doing it.
453
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,069
I haven't even had that.
454
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,939
With that, Barry's dreams
of an epic party were dead.
455
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,109
Back home, it was time to
reach beyond the grave.
456
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:34,029
In order to send the spirit
to its proper afterlife,
457
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:37,579
we need to apologize
for disturbing her rest.
458
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,789
It was terrifying but true.
459
00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:41,919
We really did apologize to a ghost.
460
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,499
Beverly, would you like to begin?
461
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:47,549
Dear little ghost girl, I am
sorry that I offended you
462
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:51,089
with my priceless and extremely
fancy tushy paintings.
463
00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:54,009
And I'm sorry I wasn't
offended by the butts
464
00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:56,219
and, at times, quite excited by them.
465
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:58,769
And I'm sorry I clung
to logic and reason
466
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:01,349
like the cold automaton
all my romantic partners
467
00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,939
have accused me of being.
468
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:04,269
Ooh.
469
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,059
What's this circle of nonsense?
470
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,729
It's not nonsense, Murray.
471
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,819
We are talking to the dead ghost girl.
472
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,779
Karen English says we have to apologize.
473
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,319
- You too, Katman?
- She's on the radio.
474
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,409
And you're the only one who
hasn't done it yet, so...
475
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,449
You want me to apologize to a ghost?
476
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:20,829
Fine. Hey, ghost!
477
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:23,459
I'm sorry you have to watch my wife
478
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,249
carry on like a crazy person!
479
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,789
You know, Murray, I don't care
480
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,759
that you don't believe in ghosts,
481
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,969
but it really hurts that
you're not on my team.
482
00:16:31,970 --> 00:16:34,089
What, this team of
crazies you assembled?
483
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,719
No. My team.
484
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,099
You should believe in me.
485
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:41,349
You know, I haven't washed your
filthy Eagles jersey in months
486
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:43,139
because I support your weird stuff.
487
00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:44,389
Not the same.
488
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:46,349
Of course it is, but it doesn't matter.
489
00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,689
I will always back you up.
490
00:16:49,690 --> 00:16:51,650
I wish you'd do the same for me.
491
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:56,949
Halloween was here, and
in this terrifying tale,
492
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,769
it wasn't the ghost
that shocked everyone.
493
00:16:58,770 --> 00:16:59,819
It was my dad.
494
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:00,939
- Hey.
- Hey.
495
00:17:00,940 --> 00:17:02,819
I thought you hated candles.
496
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,949
They're good in the
bathroom for masking stuff.
497
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,699
You also said no one should spend money
498
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,699
on something that's
gonna melt into a puddle.
499
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,279
I say a lotta dumb things.
500
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,909
That's why I'm here... 'cause I'm sorry.
501
00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,249
You're apologizing to me?
502
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,039
Not exactly to you.
503
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,459
Hey, ghost!
504
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:23,709
Uh, sorry that I said you were baloney.
505
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,589
I'm even more sorry, though,
506
00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,679
that I didn't acknowledge
my wife's feelings,
507
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,349
because I love how passionate she is
508
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,889
about the stuff she believes in.
509
00:17:34,890 --> 00:17:37,899
And from now on, I'm
gonna be on her team,
510
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,770
because we make a great one.
511
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,859
Thank you, Murray.
512
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,149
Could you do me a favor?
513
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,839
Could you, uh, talk to the ghost?
514
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,289
What are you saying?
515
00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,079
Do what you do best.
516
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,919
Protect the family and
tear that ghost a new one.
517
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,839
Turns out the only way to get
rid of a prim and proper ghost
518
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,629
was to unleash Beverly Goldberg.
519
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,719
Uh, hey, Victorian girl...
520
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,880
you're gonna need to get the
[BLEEP] out of my house...
521
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,309
Hoo-hoo!
522
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:08,429
...or I am gonna sell this
house to a family of nudists.
523
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:09,679
She'll do it!
524
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:10,880
And it's not gonna be the fit,
525
00:18:10,904 --> 00:18:12,309
athletic kind of nudists, either.
526
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:13,559
Oh, no.
527
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,109
There's gonna be bits and bobs
528
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,229
flappin' all around the kitchen.
529
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,029
This is ridiculous. I love it.
530
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,529
It will be hygienically disgusting.
531
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,159
Give it to 'em, Bevy.
532
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,909
So get the [BLEEP] out
of my [BLEEP] house,
533
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:27,909
you [BLEEP]-hating [BLEEP] ghost!
534
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,499
Shame on you.
535
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,079
With that, my parents put
the dead to rest for good.
536
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,709
Meanwhile, Geoff and my sister
537
00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,879
were helping breathe
life back into Barry.
538
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,339
Where are we? This isn't the library.
539
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:40,089
- Is it?
- No, dummy.
540
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,929
I didn't want you to miss your
party, so I uncanceled it.
541
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,570
Yeah, and it got so
big, we had to move it
542
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:46,131
out of your dorm and into this theater.
543
00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:47,889
What?! How'd you do all this?
544
00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,329
Luckily, I have a boyfriend
with no job or school
545
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,630
and a lot of time on his hands.
546
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,351
It's true. I'm lost and
not dealing with it.
547
00:18:53,352 --> 00:18:54,530
Why would you do this for me
548
00:18:54,531 --> 00:18:56,769
after I publicly handed
you your ass in the quad?
549
00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,319
That's clearly not what happened,
550
00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,029
but I know how hard college is.
551
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:03,409
I've been there. I'm still there.
552
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,779
No one tells you it's gonna
be harder than high school.
553
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,369
Literally everyone does.
554
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:09,789
But I struggled a lot last year,
555
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,749
but I came out the other side.
556
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,959
And you will, too.
557
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,459
Look, we both need some balance,
558
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,289
so maybe we can help each other find it.
559
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,339
Oh, JTP?
560
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,879
JTP!
561
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,299
- Whoa.
- You coming, buddy?
562
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,429
We need our Frank-N-Furter.
563
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:30,139
Let's Time Warp.
564
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,979
And Time Warp they did.
565
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:33,809
Thanks to Erica and the JTP,
566
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:36,559
Barry got his epic Halloween bash.
567
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,809
♪ I remember ♪
568
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,779
♪ Doing the Time Warp ♪
569
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,199
Ooh, look, Murray... a scary ghost.
570
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,409
Yep, the best part about
that legendary night
571
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,819
was that everyone's differences
572
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,529
brought them a little closer together.
573
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:54,999
♪ Let's do the Time Warp again ♪
574
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,459
♪ Let's do the Time Warp again ♪
575
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,759
And that's the end of our
Goldbergs' ghost story.
576
00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,299
We never did find out exactly
577
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,389
what caused the paintings to fall.
578
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:10,059
But sometimes it's the unexplainable
579
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:11,929
that makes life exciting.
580
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:16,639
I am with the real Beverly Goldberg.
581
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:18,269
You had a poltergeist.
582
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,979
One day, we saw the two
nudes were lying on the floor.
583
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,779
And he said, "Oh, my God,
584
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:25,399
the kids must have knocked
the pictures off the wall".
585
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:28,319
And then a few days later, we
hear a crash, and we run in,
586
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,829
and these same two pictures
are lying on the ground.
587
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,739
And they were slashed
across the rear end.
588
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,579
I happened to know a psychic.
589
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,869
She was on the radio.
590
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:38,579
She said, "You have a
Victorian spirit here".
591
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,089
The spirit is deeply troubled.
592
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,629
I walked through the house room for room
593
00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:45,589
and yelled at the spirit,
"If you don't wise up...
594
00:20:45,590 --> 00:20:47,589
Get the [BLEEP] out of my [BLEEP] house!
595
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:50,509
...we are gonna sell this house
to some [BLEEP] people".
596
00:20:50,510 --> 00:20:52,429
To the people that bought
the house from us,
597
00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:54,110
you shouldn't be afraid
of the dining room.
598
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:57,979
Trick or... Balls!
599
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,019
Ohh. I'm sorry.
600
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:01,439
I wasn't expecting anyone.
601
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,939
It's 8:00 on Halloween!
602
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,029
Is it?
603
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,689
I kinda lost track of time.
604
00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:07,359
Sweet Legs, why am I sensing
605
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,529
negative energy entering our evening?
606
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,489
My teacher and the kooky shawl lady?
607
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:13,449
Oh, it's the butt boy. Why are you here?
608
00:21:13,450 --> 00:21:15,619
It's Adam. And again, it's Halloween.
609
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,959
Why can't you sense that?
610
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,959
And, oh, my God, why are you
guys wearing matching robes?
611
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,539
Let's just say there are some things
612
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:23,249
science can't explain.
613
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,330
This is definitely the
scariest thing I've ever seen.
614
00:21:25,454 --> 00:21:31,454
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