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Back in the '80s,
I loved a good popcorn flick,
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so much so that I made
my own versions of them.
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Yep, nothing thrilled me more
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than a light‐hearted romp,
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and I couldn't wait to be
inspired by Hollywood's latest.
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One for "Turner & Hooch,"
please.
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Sorry, it's sold out.
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But I had my heart set
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on the gentle action‐comedy
of Tom Hanks.
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"Do the Right Thing"
starts in five minutes.
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Does it have action?
Excitement?
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A hound with a nose for murder?
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It has Danny Aiello.
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From "Broadway's Danny Rose"?
Sold.
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Spike Lee, huh?
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What a fun name!
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Turns out, "Do the Right Thing"
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was no light‐hearted romp.
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It was a groundbreaking look at
the tensions, heartache,
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I was inspired,
but in a different way,
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and I had to tell someone.
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Radio Raheem
had this huge boombox
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and "love" and "hate"
on his hands.
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And then Brooklyn was super hot,
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so this sweaty Larry Bird
guy is scuffing people's shoes.
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And ‐‐ And ‐‐ O‐Okay,
you're having a fever dream.
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I'm gonna run and go get
the tushie thermometer.
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Mom, we've discussed this.
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I'm okay with the mouth one now.
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I need you to listen.
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See,
Mookie works at this pizza place ‐‐
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Pizza! Yes.
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Let's get some pizza
and some crazy bread.
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We're not getting pizza.
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We're opening our
eyes to prejudice.
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No, no. Too late!
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I'm in. I had pizza for lunch,
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but I'll just fold it over
and say it's a calzone.
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And I'll take Hawaiian.
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Those island people
wear flip‐flops to the office.
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They know how to live.
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Pineapple?
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Who puts fruit on a pizza?
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This guy!
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There's literally
nothing I won't eat
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if it's on top of sauce,
cheese, and dough.
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What about sardines?
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Those salty little guppies?
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Stack 'em up. Yogurt?
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It'll just make it healthier.
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Franks n' beans?
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It's called campfire pizza.
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Reminds me of summer.
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Enough pizza talk!
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I'm trying to tell
you I saw this movie
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and it makes me want
to do something big.
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From the moment you came
taxiing down my baby tarmac,
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I've known you were
gonna change the world.
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Haunting, but colorful.
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She never disappoints.
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I'm behind you a
hundred percent.
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Then Adam F. Goldberg
is a man on a mission!
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Ha! Yes! Go,
Schmoo! Make your mark!
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Yes,
one large Hawaiian with extra pineapple.
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Hey! No pineapple on pizza!
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Ew! Barry! No one
wants ‐‐ Let me have this!
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It's island time!
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It was November 25,
1980‐something,
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and Erica was about to
be in a horrible car accident.
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Erica, no!
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At least, according to Geoff.
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Ohh. Call 911!
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Relax.
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It's just a love tap.
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That's a dent!
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No way. It's a ding, at best.
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Or a beauty mark.
Like Cindy Crawford.
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We've got to leave a note.
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Why would we leave a note?
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The note should
have our contact info
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so they can follow up and
we can help pay for repairs.
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Geoff!
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We did nothing wrong here.
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But everyone
should run and hide.
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Yeah,
the more time we spend here,
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the more it seems
like I made the dent.
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But you did make it! Oh, my God!
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Where did you
learn this behavior?
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You never leave a note!
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Ever! No note!
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See, Geoff? It all worked out.
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Not for the guy
with the dented car.
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Follow our Golden Rule ‐‐
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"Do unto others or
they'll do unto you."
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That's not the Golden Rule.
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He didn't say the Golden Rule.
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He said our Golden Rule.
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Words matter, Geoff.
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I thought it was "Do unto others
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before they do unto you."
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That's good too. No, it's not.
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And I don't like this side of you,
Erica.
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Take it easy, Saint Geoff.
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No one got hurt.
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Until now.
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Ow! Why?!
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I did unto others
before they did unto me.
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Golden Rule.
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I did a good job with you two.
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While Geoff was learning
something new about my family,
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Mr. Glascott was about
to educate my classmates.
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Okay, students,
starting tomorrow,
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we will be switching
to the Food Wheel,
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which is five food
groups instead of four.
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The state candy lobby
has added sweets
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as an important
part of your diet.
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Now they asked me to sing
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"Pour Some Sugar on Me."
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I have something to say.
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Dang it. I practiced
that nasty song.
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Fellow students,
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I just saw a movie
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that taught me a
shocking lesson.
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As we sit here, safe and secure
in the City of Brotherly Love,
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racism is still
alive and well...
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in Brooklyn!
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Uh... what?
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I didn't believe it either.
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But there are still
people out there
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that hate others
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simply for the
color of their skin.
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"Still"?
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Where are you going with this?
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To the only place I can go ‐‐
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the end of racism forever.
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Meet me in the yearbook
office to join the cause!
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In conclusion,
racism bad, sugar good.
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I really let this one
get away from me.
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Dude, no one's coming.
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What? Why not?
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Because you said
some dumb things
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that were also very stupid.
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What's stupid about being
concerned with racism
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in the streets and
pizzerias of Brooklyn?
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You don't honestly think
that racism's only happening
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in a single borough, do you?
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It's spread to other
areas of New York?
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Have we lost Staten Island?
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Racism's everywhere, man.
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Yeah. It's in the school.
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Really? I mean,
our school's not exactly
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a model of diversity,
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but I've never
witnessed any racisms.
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Well, it's here.
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And you call racist
acts "racisms"?
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I never said I was an expert.
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But, luckily,
I have strong opinions.
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I was thinking our
group's motto should be...
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"Eracism."
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Wow. Our work here is done.
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Really?
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No!
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You have no idea
what we deal with.
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Like my English
teacher only calls on me
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when we're reading "Othello."
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I mean,
does he only ask the Danish kids to read
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when we're doing "Hamlet"?
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Magnus mostly keeps to himself,
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but I see what you're saying.
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And why does my Home‐Ec teacher
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keep calling me
Connie Chung as a joke?
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Because Connie Chung
is a national treasure?
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No!
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I mean, granted, she is.
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Maury Povich hit the
jackpot when he married her.
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But it doesn't make it okay.
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I feel terrible
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for not seeing these things
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or doing anything to stop them.
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So many racisms.
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Stop calling it that, but yes.
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And there's tons more.
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I've jotted down
a few incidents.
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Wow, that is a thick binder.
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Maybe even too much
to digest in one sitting?
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The fight is ours. Let's dig in.
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As my friends were teaching
me some tough lessons,
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Geoff was schooling Barry
and Erica in one of his own.
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Thank you for agreeing
to meet with me.
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Uh, I never agreed to this,
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but this meeting is
occurring where I live
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and I didn't want
to put shoes on,
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so well‐played.
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It's no secret that
Erica and I hope
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to one day have a
family of our own.
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Aww. And that's why I'm worried
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about your broken moral compass
and complete lack of ethics.
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Well, that took a hard turn.
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I've got to show you
that the world is not
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just full of bad apples trying
to take advantage of you.
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Ha! Where is this fantasyland,
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with mermaids, unicorns,
and armadillos?
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Armadillos are real.
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Sure, buddy.
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Same with Komodo dragons.
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This guy. Okay.
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While grocery shopping,
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would you eat a
grape without paying?
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Sure, victimless crime.
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What about the grape farmer
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who spends his whole
day bent over in the sun
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only to have you
steal his wares?
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If it's so tough,
that farmer should quit
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and try something new.
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Like BMX‐ing or high finance
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or grape farming.
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I panicked,
couldn't think of a third one.
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Next question.
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I'm sure that you've
taken a penny,
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but have you ever left a penny?
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Not even once.
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I've taken the little tray
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that holds the pennies.
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Next question ‐‐
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Would you ever
exceed the speed limit
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to get to a dentist's
appointment on time?
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Did it. Got there.
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Realized it was the wrong day.
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Mom called and made
the dentist come in anyway.
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Speed limit?
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With that, Geoff realized
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he would never be able to
convince them to leave a note,
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so there was only
one thing to do...
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leave one himself.
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You did what?!
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I left a note.
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Why the hell would you do that?!
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Because now you will see that
it pays to be honest and moral.
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Oh, hi.
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I got your car confession.
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Thank you so much.
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Now I know who to
sue the pants off of.
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Whoa! Those
look like nice pants.
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Are those Wranglers?
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Bugle Boy.
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Bugle Boy.
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As Geoff's theory
was proven false,
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I was eager to figure out
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why I had been
kept blind to the truth.
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Mom, how come you never
told me racism is still around?
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What an entrance.
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This house never disappoints.
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Racism?
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Yes,
that is a valid topic of conversation,
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and one that I am happy
to answer with my words,
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and, uh, of course...
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Whenever my mother
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was confronted with
a tough question,
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she answered the only way
Beverly Goldberg could ‐‐
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blatant distractions.
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Sundaes! Topped
with crème de menthe.
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It's got alcohol in it,
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so you can get
a little bit drunk
264
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,453
like a babysitter would.
265
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,746
Who's up for Scrabble?
266
00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,415
I'll allow "Star Wars" names.
267
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,375
Look what I found.
268
00:08:20,376 --> 00:08:22,584
An 8x10 of Vigo the Carpathian
269
00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:24,962
signed by former
boxer and current actor
270
00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,755
Wilhelm von Homburg.
271
00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,632
No distractions, woman.
272
00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,050
I want answers.
273
00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,594
Do you want me to live
in a bubble of ignorance?
274
00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,638
I prefer a bubble of happiness.
275
00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,099
Hey, let's make bubbles.
276
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,810
Beverly,
the boy deserves the truth.
277
00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,937
Think about where
our people came from.
278
00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,647
I‐I thought we
came from Abington.
279
00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:46,358
Murray,
please. Jump in any time.
280
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,318
Well, as you know,
I'm not much of a jumper.
281
00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,279
Oh! But the boy's turning 12.
282
00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,488
I figure it's about time.
283
00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:54,241
I'm a senior in high school,
and time for what?
284
00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,659
Here.
285
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,245
Murray,
no. Not the box of harsh realities.
286
00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,247
Your mom kept those
movies away from you,
287
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,249
and for the record,
I was against it
288
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,084
until she made the most
convincing pot roast.
289
00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,753
It's too much too fast.
290
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,297
You're gonna short‐circuit
his innocent little brain.
291
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,799
We're gonna deal with it the way
my dad taught me how to swim.
292
00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,176
He threw me in the deep end
293
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,802
and then went
inside to play canasta.
294
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,512
That may not be a good example.
295
00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,139
Sorry,
Mom. Looks like the comfort
296
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,099
of your safe bosom ends today,
297
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,893
and I deeply regret saying that.
298
00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:23,187
What have we done?
299
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,605
Eh, he'll be fine.
300
00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:27,316
But my dad couldn't
have been more wrong.
301
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,358
Why?
302
00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,903
Do something, Gregory Peck.
303
00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,072
Don't make her pick!
304
00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,908
Cambodia is such
a beautiful country.
305
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,077
Oh, no!
306
00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:41,164
Why would a small‐town
sheriff behave that way?
307
00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,958
Oh, mother of mercy, why?!
308
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,336
I miss feeling safe!
309
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,712
Yep, those movies proved it.
310
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,172
World bad.
311
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,257
World real bad.
312
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,762
It was Goldberg family
policy to never leave a note
313
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,639
on a dented car,
and Geoff was starting to see why.
314
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,724
Wait, so you're claiming that
you were napping in your car?
315
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,809
We didn't even see you.
316
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:04,061
Yeah. I was using my
camouflage blanket,
317
00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,605
so I totally disappeared
like an arctic hare.
318
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,981
Or also my dad.
319
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,942
Damn it,
he's clearly playing us.
320
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,112
I was merely minding my
own business in my car‐house
321
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,988
when I was viciously attacked.
322
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,281
But I'm willing
to be reasonable.
323
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,367
And that's why I left a note.
324
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,160
Look,
why don't I just drop the lawsuit
325
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,037
and I won't call our
insurance companies?
326
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,705
Oh, my God, yes! Thank you!
327
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,999
As long as you cover
my medical expenses.
328
00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,211
FYI, this Adam's apple
right here got dislocated.
329
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,130
Might cost you about ten hundo.
330
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,465
A dislocated Adam's apple?
331
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,925
That's not even a thing.
332
00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,135
I'm sorry. Are you a doctor?
333
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,136
Not yet.
334
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,179
Damn it,
he's always a step ahead.
335
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,098
Can't we just have the damage
assessed by a mechanic?
336
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,058
I already did. It's totaled.
337
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,518
From a ding on the bumper?
338
00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,270
But again,
I'm willing to forget the whole thing
339
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,230
for another ten hundo?
340
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,982
Ten hundo? That's
a thousand dollars.
341
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,316
And no one says it that way.
342
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,901
'Cause I don't like
to talk about money.
343
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:53,653
But, yes, cash.
344
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,945
Please.
345
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,530
Haven't you ever
loved someone so much
346
00:10:56,531 --> 00:10:58,657
that you felt you needed to
change them for the better?
347
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,660
The only things I ever loved
were my Adam's apple and my car.
348
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,370
And you guys
wrecked both of those.
349
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,538
Ooh!
350
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,706
Ow!
351
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,457
Pain and suffering.
Maybe we should throw in
352
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,418
another ten hundo on top?
353
00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,337
Have a great day.
354
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,006
And what have we learned?
355
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,216
That everyone is terrible
and no one is decent.
356
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,634
He got there. There ya go.
357
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,428
While Geoff was losing
his faith in humanity,
358
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,722
mine was already long gone.
359
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:24,349
I know you'll say I'm wrong,
but I feel how I feel.
360
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,643
The world is a bag of hot,
festering crap.
361
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:27,811
Mm‐hmm.
362
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,605
What do you mean, "Mm‐hmm?"
363
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,731
I agree.
364
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:31,899
The world is crap in a bag.
365
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,233
What?
366
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,027
Aren't you gonna try
to make me feel better?
367
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,697
Do you know I get followed by
store security at the pharmacy?
368
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,783
I'm a 55‐year‐old man
in an argyle sweater vest.
369
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,951
What am I stealing?
370
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,620
More mustache shampoo?
371
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,122
You use a separate
product for your mustache?
372
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,707
It's a very different hair.
373
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,459
But you're missing the point ‐‐
374
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,627
the world is terrible.
375
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,338
But if it's all bad,
how do we fix it?
376
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,923
All you can do is chip away.
377
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:59,092
For me, it's trying to get the
board to change our textbooks.
378
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,386
They're outdated and biased.
379
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,555
Did you know that the
chapter on Civil Rights
380
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,642
is basically a fold‐out
of Lyndon B. Johnson?
381
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,310
If you open the third page,
382
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,771
you can see half of Martin
Luther King Jr.'s face.
383
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,774
Sadly,
he's misidentified as Lou Rawls.
384
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,150
That just makes me feel worse.
385
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,318
I know it's a lot,
386
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,362
but if you keep pushing through,
387
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,363
good things can happen.
388
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,489
Then what should I do?
389
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,865
Maybe something you're good at.
390
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:22,742
I like making movies.
391
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:23,909
There you go.
392
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,160
Spike Lee creates films
393
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,162
to make the world
a more just place.
394
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,248
Why not use your much
more limited abilities
395
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,041
to do the same?
396
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,250
I'll do it!
397
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,168
I'll use my special
brand of genius
398
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,420
and my parents'
money to make a movie
399
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,923
that shines a light
on racial injustice.
400
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,008
Thanks, Mr. G. Sure.
401
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,052
As I was off to right
society's wrongs,
402
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:45,180
Geoff went right to the produce
department to make a point.
403
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,557
You were right. Giving our fellow
humans the benefit of the doubt
404
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:49,935
was wrong and totally
naive on my part.
405
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,396
And now I, Geoff Schwartz,
406
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,897
will eat a grape without paying.
407
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,190
Hey, there you go.
408
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,775
I'm glad to see you're
finally coming around.
409
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,568
And if anyone asks,
410
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,779
you're just
"tasting" one "grape"
411
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,115
to make "sure" the bunch is okay
412
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,825
"for" human "consumption."
413
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,586
I may have lost track
of where the quotes go.
414
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,162
Huh.
415
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,621
Nothing bad happened.
416
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,039
I might eat another one.
417
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,000
Ooh. Playing with fire.
418
00:13:12,001 --> 00:13:13,208
But the fire is grapes.
419
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,835
Thank you for opening my eyes.
420
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,795
Oh, my gosh, am I a bad boy now?
421
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,130
You are the baddest boy.
422
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,466
I am the baddest boy.
423
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,176
Geoff,
I‐I think you've made your point.
424
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,845
Yeah,
you're right. Enough grapes.
425
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:25,971
Onto the bananas!
426
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,472
Yep, stealing that first grape
427
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,891
opened a Pandora's box
of supermarket mayhem,
428
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,310
leading Geoff to go on
429
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,854
the saddest crime
spree of all time.
430
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:36,565
This lifetime rule follower
was now a grocery store bandit.
431
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,442
No pantry staple was safe.
432
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,110
Oh, Geoff, no.
433
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,194
What am I seeing right now?
434
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,821
W‐Why are you all staring at me?
435
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:43,989
This is fine.
436
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,198
Erica, tell them it's fine.
437
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,159
Um... Oh, no!
438
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,325
I went too far!
439
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,244
What the hell are you doing?
440
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,079
Geoff, what are you doing?
441
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,040
I don't know! You broke me!
442
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,541
How did I break
you? I didn't tell you
443
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,543
to do your unspeakable
things to those chickens.
444
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,711
Yeah.
445
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,337
I'm not even good at being bad.
446
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,964
I'll just pay for everything.
447
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,549
The car, too.
448
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:03,967
Because I always
do what's right.
449
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,761
Even if my girlfriend doesn't.
450
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,846
While Geoff failed at
doing the wrong thing,
451
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,557
I had enlisted my mom to
help me do the right thing.
452
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,434
Film screening tomorrow!
453
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,936
Have a cookie. Take
a bite out of racism.
454
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,272
Chocolate with white chocolate chips,
huh?
455
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,273
Makes you think.
456
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,941
Uh, sorta.
457
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,985
I'm glad to see you took
my advice and made a film.
458
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,487
I can't wait to see it.
459
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,781
Why wait? I'll give you a
sneak preview right now.
460
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,703
Long, long ago,
robots were owned by man as servants.
461
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,247
They were butlers
like in "Rocky IV"
462
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:37,501
or overtaxed laborers like
KITT from "Knight Rider."
463
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,586
But like Johnny 5
in "Short Circuit,"
464
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,756
they soon came alive
and demanded rights.
465
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,132
This is their story.
466
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:52,099
Wow,
such a long and deeply cumbersome title.
467
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,183
Is it science fiction?
468
00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,476
It's a combo platter of
469
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,853
all my favorite movies
with robots in them,
470
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,730
but a hidden message about race.
471
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,775
I'm a rom‐com guy myself,
but I'll give it a whirl.
472
00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,194
Shh! Here comes
my big‐screen debut.
473
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,199
Back of the space ship,
474
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,742
you dirty hunk of metal.
475
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,037
But I'm tired
from all the dangerous work
476
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:16,331
you make me do
in the Jupiter mines,
477
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,167
and would like to sit up front.
478
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,253
As long as I am the
President of the Galaxy,
479
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,546
that will never happen.
480
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,589
So the president
is a bus driver?
481
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,341
Space bus driver.
482
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,721
Remember when I said,
"I'll be back"?
483
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,765
Well, here I am.
484
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,392
There's a dang
Terminator in this?
485
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,310
It's his signature
Goldbergian move.
486
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,770
Are people saying "Goldbergian"?
487
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,355
I keep hearing it, so yes.
488
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,065
Wait.
489
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,650
There must be a simple solution
490
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,819
to this war between
our two kinds.
491
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,696
There is, citizen.
492
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,781
I am a cyborg.
493
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,449
That's clearly RoboCop.
494
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,326
It's just different enough
so there's no legal issues.
495
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,121
This is my love gun.
496
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,916
It will make us all equal.
497
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,422
We are all the same?
498
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,634
Intergalactic
prejudice is terminated!
499
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,975
So?
500
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,560
How do I put this gently?
501
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:19,936
It's atrocious.
502
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,688
Okay, all art is subjective.
503
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,440
And, please, don't call it art.
504
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,025
Don't listen to this ding‐dong.
505
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,902
He obviously doesn't get it.
506
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:27,986
The robots are black people.
507
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,529
Oh, he got it.
508
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,907
And making us all the
same isn't better either.
509
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,034
Our diversity is
what makes us great.
510
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,913
What the hell is this?
511
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,208
Oh, no.
512
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,958
Oh, sweet Lord in the sky, no.
513
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:42,710
Make it stop.
514
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,919
Make it stop!
515
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,503
Please! Make it stop!
516
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,755
Ah!
517
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,131
I'm sorry to say
518
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,635
that you are very out of touch,
Adam.
519
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,138
Well,
we've learned a valuable lesson here today.
520
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,349
We should never venture
out of our comfort zones.
521
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,059
What? No.
522
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,895
Because of you,
I'm just some sheltered kid
523
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,148
with no clue about what
goes on in the real world.
524
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,359
And even worse,
I'm a part of the problem.
525
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,526
Thanks for nothing.
526
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,702
Even though
Geoff knew he'd been scammed,
527
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,204
true to his word,
he was gonna pay back John Calabasas.
528
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,288
Thanks for letting
me work off the debt,
529
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,165
Mr. Calabasas.
530
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,999
No problem, kid. Whoa.
531
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,126
You're supposed to be in
traditional Oktoberfest garb.
532
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,503
Are those Mork suspenders?
533
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,879
It was surprisingly difficult
534
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,548
to find lederhosen
in suburban Philly.
535
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,590
Well, it does draw the eye.
536
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:31,800
I guess that's what's important.
537
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,801
Okay. Hop to it.
538
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,469
Okay, uh...
539
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,846
genuine Berlin Wall for sale!
540
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,848
Uh, it's fresh from Germany!
541
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,517
Get 'em "wall" you can!
542
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,060
Erica?
543
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,144
What are you doing here?
544
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,354
I was gonna ask
you the same thing.
545
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,439
I'm working off the debt
so he doesn't sue us.
546
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,192
Are these actually
from the Berlin Wall?
547
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,652
Oh. Who's to say they're not?
548
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,697
Uh, me. Because they're
clearly Spanish roof tiles.
549
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,365
It wasn't all concrete
and barb wire.
550
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,576
Some of it was quite
decorative. Look it up.
551
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,412
Or clearly stolen from the
house being built across the street.
552
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,871
Erica, just let it go, okay?
553
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,748
The sooner I sell
554
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,332
these random historical bricks,
555
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,834
the sooner I'm off
the hook with this guy.
556
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,086
The next 6 to 18 months
are gonna be quite the ride.
557
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,421
Yeah, this ends now.
558
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,630
Here.
559
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,549
What's that?
560
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,258
I'm paying off this scam artist.
561
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,759
"Artist." Finally. Thank you.
562
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,802
Whoa!
563
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,804
This says 87 bucks, okay?
564
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,347
That's a bit shy of the vague
565
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,141
10 to 15 hundo that
we had discussed.
566
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,809
That's because
I got an estimate,
567
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,060
and that is the actual amount
568
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,353
it costs to fix the dent.
569
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,771
For the car.
570
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,481
What about my
pain and suffering?
571
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,233
Well,
I also went to the DMV and found out
572
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:33,361
that your car is registered
to a one Barbara Calabasas.
573
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,322
I didn't know you were
gonna do some light digging.
574
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,366
Please don't tell Mom I took
her sled for a joyride, okay?
575
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,951
That woman has
a terrible temper.
576
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,995
Well, then,
take that and get out of here.
577
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,705
Fine. But the joke's on you,
578
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:44,956
because I'm not fixing the dent.
579
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,249
I'm spending all this money
580
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,627
on lotto tickets
and strawberry milk.
581
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,919
You didn't have to do that.
582
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,713
This is my fault for
believing in the world.
583
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,798
Stop. That's what
I love about you.
584
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,133
I don't get it. I thought
585
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,217
you wanted me to open my eyes.
586
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,887
Sure,
there are bad people out there.
587
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,263
But that just means
that the world needs
588
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,058
more honest,
good ones, like you.
589
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,060
So, you don't want me to change?
590
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,355
Actually, I was hoping you
could help me be more like you.
591
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,440
Really? Yeah.
592
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,817
The more time we spend together,
the better I'll be,
593
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,444
so when we do start a family,
594
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,112
I'll be as much of a
sucker as you are.
595
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,406
Well, lucky for you,
I would love
596
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,325
to be taken
advantage of together.
597
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,287
With that,
Geoff and Erica decided that from then on,
598
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:25,955
they'd hold each
other accountable,
599
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,375
because that's what you have
to do with the people you love,
600
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,585
even if that means
admitting you were wrong.
601
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,754
So, no sequel?
602
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,889
To protect you from the world.
603
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,193
So what do you want to do?
604
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,743
But I want to make a
difference wherever I can.
605
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,331
And I'm not going
to stand in your way.
606
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,794
I'd like that.
607
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,673
Truth is, real change starts
with tough conversations,
608
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,384
'cause you have to face reality
if you want to improve it.
609
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,177
Injustice anywhere is a threat
610
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,679
to justice everywhere.
611
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,472
That's
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
612
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,807
And you would know that
613
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,851
if it was in your textbooks
where it should be.
614
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,812
Sure, a few people can't
change the world all at once,
615
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:34,107
but it's a start, 'cause
that's what progress is ‐‐
616
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,694
small steps that can lead
to something revolutionary.
617
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,863
The movies had always
inspired me to create,
618
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:41,281
but one in particular
619
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,741
inspired me
to do the right thing.
620
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,664
Oh, it's all too much!
621
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,124
Oh!
622
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,917
Oh, no!
623
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,879
Oh, mother mercy, why?!
Oh!
624
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,715
Geoff, you've inspired me
625
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,383
to be a better man.
Aww, Bar.
626
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:01,885
Are you giving some of
your stuff to charity?
627
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,845
Nope, I'm giving
some of your stuff back.
628
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,138
My missing Jordans?
629
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,015
I cried when
I couldn't find these!
630
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,475
So hard.
But they're back now,
631
00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:09,476
and they smell like my feet.
632
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,478
My toothbrush?
My pajamas?
633
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,896
A photo of my Nana?
634
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:13,980
I like her face.
635
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,523
My prescription swim goggles?
636
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,109
Yeah, those gave me
a headache in the shower.
637
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,069
But the good news is,
I learned my lesson
638
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,696
and I will never
permanently borrow
639
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,823
anything from you again.
640
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:24,575
Later, Schwartz.
641
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:25,575
Oh, come on!
642
00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,599
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