1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:00,967 Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:00,992 --> 00:00:04,366 my family had plenty of missteps when it came to love. 3 00:00:06,244 --> 00:00:07,938 But for one magic moment, 4 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:10,897 it seemed like the gods of love were smiling on all of us. 5 00:00:10,967 --> 00:00:13,367 I was with Brea, Barry had Ren, 6 00:00:13,369 --> 00:00:15,970 and Erica and Geoff were as strong as ever. 7 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:19,206 Even my dad's friend Bill Lewis had found someone. 8 00:00:19,208 --> 00:00:22,543 My angel, Dolores, I promise to cherish you, 9 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:24,578 and to listen to you recount your dreams 10 00:00:24,580 --> 00:00:26,147 no matter how dumb they are, 11 00:00:26,149 --> 00:00:29,717 and to smile when I eat what you call a taco salad. 12 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,719 Why would you toss a pear in there? 13 00:00:31,721 --> 00:00:32,920 This is a courthouse. 14 00:00:32,922 --> 00:00:34,221 We don't have time for vows. 15 00:00:34,223 --> 00:00:35,956 - Is your witness here? - Mur-man, you're up. 16 00:00:35,958 --> 00:00:37,158 And I gotta tell you, I'm ready, 17 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,693 except I'm not putting my hand on a Bible. 18 00:00:38,695 --> 00:00:39,894 I just need your signature. 19 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:42,430 Stop! Nobody sign a damn thing! 20 00:00:42,432 --> 00:00:43,998 Oh, no. She found us. How? 21 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,801 This morning Murray says he's going out for a walk, 22 00:00:46,803 --> 00:00:49,303 and naturally I assumed he's terminally ill 23 00:00:49,305 --> 00:00:51,339 or having an affair, so I followed him. 24 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:52,506 A walk, Murray? 25 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:54,342 That's a lie as lazy as the man who told it. 26 00:00:54,344 --> 00:00:57,144 And how dare the two of you try to sneak off and elope?! 27 00:00:57,146 --> 00:00:59,313 I'm sorry. Is this any of your business? 28 00:00:59,315 --> 00:01:00,951 Silly Dolores. 29 00:01:00,976 --> 00:01:02,756 Bill is my husband's best friend, 30 00:01:02,781 --> 00:01:04,285 which makes him my best friend, 31 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:06,187 which makes this all about me. 32 00:01:06,189 --> 00:01:07,321 That does not track. 33 00:01:07,323 --> 00:01:09,690 Which is why we didn't tell you about it. 34 00:01:09,692 --> 00:01:11,992 We knew you'd want to take over the wedding 35 00:01:11,994 --> 00:01:13,327 and do something crazy. 36 00:01:13,329 --> 00:01:14,428 All I wanted to do 37 00:01:14,430 --> 00:01:17,565 was throw them a grand wedding for the ages. 38 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:18,866 I just need six months 39 00:01:18,868 --> 00:01:20,368 and a quarter of a million dollars. 40 00:01:20,370 --> 00:01:21,969 We leave for Tahiti on Sunday. 41 00:01:21,971 --> 00:01:23,871 Challenge accepted. The wedding is tomorrow! 42 00:01:23,873 --> 00:01:26,006 Please, Bill, just say "I do" and sign the paper. 43 00:01:26,008 --> 00:01:27,608 Then she can't touch us. 44 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:29,076 Dolores, your wedding day 45 00:01:29,078 --> 00:01:31,412 is the most important day of your life. 46 00:01:31,414 --> 00:01:33,147 Murray and I will never forget ours. 47 00:01:33,149 --> 00:01:34,882 - Yeah, it was the dead of winter. - July 3rd. 48 00:01:34,884 --> 00:01:36,851 - There was a chill in the air. - The cake melted. 49 00:01:36,853 --> 00:01:38,919 Memories. The slide show of my mind. 50 00:01:38,921 --> 00:01:40,921 You could have what we have. 51 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:42,957 Ooh, and we'll have it in the backyard. 52 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,425 But nobody uses the john in the house 53 00:01:44,427 --> 00:01:45,659 'cause we got bushes. 54 00:01:45,661 --> 00:01:48,162 That's both a kind and wildly ungenerous offer. 55 00:01:48,164 --> 00:01:50,731 But no one can plan an entire wedding in a day. 56 00:01:50,733 --> 00:01:52,466 Watch me. 57 00:01:53,668 --> 00:01:55,002 Whee! 58 00:01:55,004 --> 00:01:56,337 That was my birth certificate. 59 00:01:57,540 --> 00:01:59,407 Life-changing news, everyone. 60 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:00,875 We're going on safari! 61 00:02:00,877 --> 00:02:02,877 And I'm gonna walk across some rocks on a river 62 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:04,412 only to realize they're hippos. 63 00:02:04,414 --> 00:02:05,513 I have no information, 64 00:02:05,515 --> 00:02:06,714 but I'm positive that's all wrong. 65 00:02:06,716 --> 00:02:08,082 In the next 24 hours, 66 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,818 you all are gonna help me plan a wedding. 67 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:11,863 - Yay! - Zero chance. 68 00:02:11,888 --> 00:02:12,887 - No, thanks. - In Africa? 69 00:02:12,889 --> 00:02:14,155 You have no choice! 70 00:02:14,157 --> 00:02:16,690 And it's gonna be a ridiculous, over-the-top-affair. 71 00:02:16,692 --> 00:02:18,859 This is gonna be a disaster, so I'm bringing Ren. 72 00:02:18,861 --> 00:02:19,894 She's a foxy wildcard 73 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:21,529 that'll lighten up this snooze-fest. 74 00:02:21,531 --> 00:02:23,364 If he's bringing Ren, then I'm bringing Brea. 75 00:02:23,366 --> 00:02:25,199 No guests. They cost money. 76 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:26,367 But it's a wedding, 77 00:02:26,369 --> 00:02:28,135 - and I'm obviously bringing Geoff. - Who? 78 00:02:28,137 --> 00:02:30,033 This isn't because your father doesn't know my name. 79 00:02:30,058 --> 00:02:31,772 It's just weddings get me going. 80 00:02:31,774 --> 00:02:33,441 You know, the bride in the dress of her dreams, 81 00:02:33,443 --> 00:02:34,675 the promise of forever, 82 00:02:34,677 --> 00:02:36,610 the dad in the wheelchair who's standing up 83 00:02:36,612 --> 00:02:38,412 just for that last little walk down the aisle. 84 00:02:38,414 --> 00:02:40,181 This is who you want to bring? Really? 85 00:02:40,183 --> 00:02:41,715 Everyone's invited, Murray. 86 00:02:41,717 --> 00:02:42,783 Even hysterical Geoff. 87 00:02:42,785 --> 00:02:44,118 Who's getting married, again? 88 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,187 Your dad's friend Bill and some rando. 89 00:02:46,189 --> 00:02:48,189 Oh, it's gonna be so much fun! 90 00:02:48,191 --> 00:02:50,458 Ooh, it's like we're all getting married. 91 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,493 Don't forget me! 92 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,255 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 93 00:02:54,344 --> 00:02:58,015 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 94 00:02:58,062 --> 00:03:00,210 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 95 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:01,636 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 96 00:03:01,702 --> 00:03:05,105 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 97 00:03:05,107 --> 00:03:07,141 It was November 4th, 1980-something, 98 00:03:07,143 --> 00:03:09,577 and my mom was attempting to do the impossible... 99 00:03:09,579 --> 00:03:12,947 plan an entire wedding with less than 24-hours notice. 100 00:03:12,949 --> 00:03:14,215 We got here as soon as we could. 101 00:03:14,217 --> 00:03:15,282 What happened to Murray? 102 00:03:15,284 --> 00:03:16,917 Did he take a header down the stairs 103 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,285 because his feet are so swollen? 104 00:03:18,287 --> 00:03:20,254 Are his injuries consistent with blunt-force trauma 105 00:03:20,256 --> 00:03:21,522 and you have a rock-solid alibi, 106 00:03:21,524 --> 00:03:23,023 but we know in our hearts it was you? 107 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:24,038 Close. 108 00:03:24,063 --> 00:03:26,260 He's barely helping me throw a wedding by tomorrow. 109 00:03:26,262 --> 00:03:27,294 Dang it, Beverly! 110 00:03:27,296 --> 00:03:30,564 I had a tennis lesson with Lars. Lars! 111 00:03:30,566 --> 00:03:33,567 Good. Channel that weird, middle-aged energy into this. 112 00:03:33,569 --> 00:03:36,604 Ginzy, I need enough flowers for a presidential funeral. 113 00:03:36,606 --> 00:03:38,272 Linda, I need you to cater a meal 114 00:03:38,274 --> 00:03:39,473 for a hundred picky eaters. 115 00:03:39,475 --> 00:03:40,474 Essie... 116 00:03:40,476 --> 00:03:41,842 prove yourself useful. 117 00:03:41,844 --> 00:03:43,765 I once went to a wedding that had a really fun psychic. 118 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:44,790 Oh, she was a hoot. 119 00:03:44,815 --> 00:03:46,814 Did she predict how useless you'd be in this moment? 120 00:03:46,816 --> 00:03:47,982 Yoo-hoo! 121 00:03:47,984 --> 00:03:49,316 Of course, my mom didn't account 122 00:03:49,318 --> 00:03:50,584 for her rival yenta, 123 00:03:50,586 --> 00:03:52,086 who could smell a wedding being planned 124 00:03:52,088 --> 00:03:52,990 from a mile away. 125 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,722 Jane Bales. 126 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:56,790 To what do I owe this displeasure? 127 00:03:56,792 --> 00:03:57,925 I just popped over 128 00:03:57,927 --> 00:03:59,994 because I heard you were planning a wedding. 129 00:03:59,996 --> 00:04:01,896 Based on the interior of your home, 130 00:04:01,898 --> 00:04:03,097 I wanted to stop you. 131 00:04:03,099 --> 00:04:05,499 You will plan this wedding over my dead body. 132 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:06,800 I introduced Bill and Dolores. 133 00:04:06,802 --> 00:04:08,235 I don't want you screwing this up. 134 00:04:08,237 --> 00:04:10,538 Please. I am the best party planner 135 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:13,240 in Montgomery County, Southern New Jersey, 136 00:04:13,242 --> 00:04:17,478 and the entire Eastern seaboard south of Delaware. 137 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,380 Well, that's impossible because I am. 138 00:04:19,382 --> 00:04:21,849 And the rest of the U.S. and Puerto Rico and Guam. 139 00:04:21,851 --> 00:04:23,517 I once threw myself a baby shower 140 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:24,752 while I was giving birth. 141 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:27,421 I threw a quinceañera for a 50-year-old white guy. 142 00:04:27,423 --> 00:04:29,623 It was super weird, but it was his day. 143 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:32,026 I once threw a Cinco de Mayo party 144 00:04:32,028 --> 00:04:33,360 on Ocho de Octubre. 145 00:04:33,362 --> 00:04:35,629 I threw a surprise party for myself, 146 00:04:35,631 --> 00:04:37,598 and I had no idea. 147 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,066 Thanks, but no, thanks. I have it covered. 148 00:04:39,068 --> 00:04:40,601 Really? What have you done so far? 149 00:04:40,603 --> 00:04:41,535 Just this. 150 00:04:42,905 --> 00:04:45,573 Well, it's been three minutes. Why don't I see results? 151 00:04:45,575 --> 00:04:47,875 Because you ask too much of us? 152 00:04:47,877 --> 00:04:49,209 Err! Wrong answer, Ginzy! 153 00:04:49,211 --> 00:04:51,745 Now move your puckered poopers outta here 154 00:04:51,747 --> 00:04:53,914 and come back with a wedding! 155 00:04:55,151 --> 00:04:57,585 Well, at least you're working on your best-man speech. 156 00:04:57,587 --> 00:04:59,720 No, I'm writing a very angry letter 157 00:04:59,722 --> 00:05:02,222 to the moron who almost parked in front of our driveway. 158 00:05:02,224 --> 00:05:04,825 Dammit, Murray! You only have two responsibilities! 159 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,527 - Our kids? - We have three kids. 160 00:05:06,529 --> 00:05:08,262 I'm talking about the wedding. 161 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,997 You have to write your best-man speech 162 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:10,965 and get chairs. 163 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:12,833 - Got it. Chicken fingers. - Murray! 164 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:14,308 Let me give you a little piece of advice... 165 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:15,734 If you want something done right, 166 00:05:15,759 --> 00:05:17,025 you do it yourself. 167 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,607 While my dad dodged his wedding duties, 168 00:05:19,609 --> 00:05:21,875 we got hit with a long list of chores. 169 00:05:21,877 --> 00:05:24,411 I can't believe Mom would actually ask us 170 00:05:24,413 --> 00:05:25,746 to do manual labor. 171 00:05:25,748 --> 00:05:27,014 What even is this thing? 172 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:29,683 My God, you know nothing. It's called a yard fork. 173 00:05:29,685 --> 00:05:31,819 Now it's a Kenpo thrusting lance! 174 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:34,088 Hello, rambunctious children. 175 00:05:34,090 --> 00:05:35,456 I am here for the wedding. 176 00:05:35,458 --> 00:05:37,424 Am I in the right place? 177 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:39,860 Sweet "Witches of Eastwick"! It's Karen English, 178 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:42,463 one of Philadelphia's more popular radio occultists. 179 00:05:42,465 --> 00:05:44,431 You might recognize this side of my face 180 00:05:44,433 --> 00:05:46,166 from various vandalized bench ads. 181 00:05:46,168 --> 00:05:47,267 Tell us, enchantress, 182 00:05:47,269 --> 00:05:49,103 what greatness is in store for me? 183 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,514 The spirits are telling me... meh. 184 00:05:50,539 --> 00:05:52,706 - Huh? - Ooh, but I am registering 185 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,542 a negative romantic complication. 186 00:05:57,178 --> 00:06:00,080 There is a couple here who will not last the night. 187 00:06:00,082 --> 00:06:01,348 Someone's getting murdered? 188 00:06:01,350 --> 00:06:02,816 No. 189 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:05,052 But there is a romantic relationship in peril. 190 00:06:05,054 --> 00:06:06,553 Well, it's not mine. 191 00:06:06,555 --> 00:06:09,390 My boyfriend is so loving and devoted, 192 00:06:09,392 --> 00:06:11,692 even though he just recently chose to move out. 193 00:06:11,694 --> 00:06:12,760 I see. 194 00:06:12,762 --> 00:06:14,628 And Brea and I are solid as a rock... 195 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,296 if half the rock was super attractive 196 00:06:16,298 --> 00:06:18,432 and the other half was wildly insecure. 197 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:19,667 - Hmm. - Ha-ha! 198 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,402 Karen English thinks your love is garbage. 199 00:06:21,404 --> 00:06:22,469 Well, what about you 200 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:24,471 and your unlikely partnership with Ren? 201 00:06:24,473 --> 00:06:26,440 I agree. Ren is a ten. 202 00:06:26,442 --> 00:06:29,043 But, as you all can see, I'm an eleven. 203 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:30,244 Together, we are blackjack. 204 00:06:30,246 --> 00:06:33,247 All I know is that someone is doomed here tonight. 205 00:06:33,249 --> 00:06:35,683 A reckoning is coming. 206 00:06:35,685 --> 00:06:37,084 I am never wrong. 207 00:06:42,957 --> 00:06:44,324 Is there a trick with this? 208 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:46,432 - Yeah, just jiggle the thingy. - I am jiggling it. 209 00:06:46,457 --> 00:06:47,995 - Jiggle it harder. - Yeah, you gotta give the thing... 210 00:06:47,996 --> 00:06:49,618 - ...a good jiggle. - I'm jiggling the thingy! 211 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,597 Yeah, just a little... 212 00:06:50,599 --> 00:06:52,433 - I got it. - Oh. 213 00:06:52,435 --> 00:06:54,401 I'm never wrong. 214 00:06:56,739 --> 00:06:58,138 I'm never wrong. 215 00:06:59,541 --> 00:07:02,109 As Karen English had us worried about a break-up, 216 00:07:02,111 --> 00:07:04,826 my mom was trying to keep the wedding from falling apart. 217 00:07:04,851 --> 00:07:05,846 What the hell is this? 218 00:07:05,848 --> 00:07:08,615 An elegant centerpiece of tulips and begonias. 219 00:07:08,617 --> 00:07:10,084 You expect someone to look at this 220 00:07:10,086 --> 00:07:11,351 and feel anything but sick? 221 00:07:11,353 --> 00:07:12,186 Maybe whimsy? 222 00:07:12,188 --> 00:07:13,520 Beverly, I do think 223 00:07:13,522 --> 00:07:14,855 you're pushing us a little hard here. 224 00:07:14,857 --> 00:07:17,591 I already made 350 cucumber sandwiches. 225 00:07:17,593 --> 00:07:19,026 I think that's enough. 226 00:07:19,028 --> 00:07:20,627 Yeah, and I agreed to iron napkins, 227 00:07:20,629 --> 00:07:21,662 not whatever these are. 228 00:07:21,664 --> 00:07:23,664 Those are Murray's formal intimates, 229 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:26,600 and you will put that iron wherever I tell you to. 230 00:07:26,602 --> 00:07:27,868 Now, getting rid of all this. 231 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:29,136 We're gonna start over. 232 00:07:29,138 --> 00:07:30,437 I am done. 233 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:33,006 Good! 'Cause despite your mediocre efforts, 234 00:07:33,008 --> 00:07:34,475 you've really set me back. 235 00:07:34,477 --> 00:07:35,709 I'm right behind you, Linda. 236 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:37,411 I can't believe I wasted my morning 237 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,146 creasing your husband's butt rags. 238 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:42,616 And I said some hateful words in the bathroom to myself, 239 00:07:42,618 --> 00:07:45,052 so I need to go apologize to my children. 240 00:07:45,054 --> 00:07:46,520 Well, good riddance! 241 00:07:46,522 --> 00:07:48,822 I'll just draw a frown on a sack of flour 242 00:07:48,824 --> 00:07:49,890 to replace you! 243 00:07:49,892 --> 00:07:51,525 Oh. 244 00:07:51,527 --> 00:07:52,993 Too bad your friends are gone 245 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:54,795 'cause I got one for the win column. 246 00:07:54,797 --> 00:07:55,963 I got us chairs. 247 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:57,531 Oh, I knew you'd come through. 248 00:07:57,533 --> 00:07:58,665 Daddy does it again. 249 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,567 So now that I've done my part, 250 00:08:00,569 --> 00:08:03,504 I'm gonna go to my natural surroundings of the den. 251 00:08:03,506 --> 00:08:04,738 Uh, wait, Murray. 252 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:06,740 - Yeah? - What am I looking at? 253 00:08:06,742 --> 00:08:09,676 That's one of one hundred premium wedding chairs. 254 00:08:09,678 --> 00:08:12,312 - This chair is for a child. - Nah. It's perfect. 255 00:08:12,314 --> 00:08:14,248 Well, if it's so perfect, why don't you sit down. 256 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,083 Because I prefer to stand. 257 00:08:16,085 --> 00:08:18,705 I like being on the balls of my feet, ready to pounce. 258 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:19,787 Sit! 259 00:08:21,056 --> 00:08:22,756 All right. There you go. 260 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:24,758 Well, that's, uh... that's quite comfortable. 261 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,994 I like being so close to my knees. 262 00:08:26,996 --> 00:08:29,029 You can sit that way through the whole ceremony? 263 00:08:29,031 --> 00:08:30,664 I'm in a great deal of pain. 264 00:08:30,666 --> 00:08:33,066 Dammit, Murray, you failed me, like everyone else! 265 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:34,635 What am I supposed to do now?! 266 00:08:34,637 --> 00:08:37,004 I'm gonna tell you what I tell our kids. 267 00:08:37,006 --> 00:08:39,173 There's nothing wrong with quitting. 268 00:08:39,175 --> 00:08:40,707 I'll take care of the chairs. 269 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:43,210 You just go and finish writing your best-man speech. 270 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:44,378 Hey, don't worry. I'm gonna wing it. 271 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:46,713 My mom's party crew was crumbling. 272 00:08:46,715 --> 00:08:48,448 She knew there was only one yenta 273 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,784 who could help her get this wedding back on track. 274 00:08:50,786 --> 00:08:51,752 I... 275 00:08:51,754 --> 00:08:52,833 Failed miserably 276 00:08:52,858 --> 00:08:54,760 and inevitably had to come to me for help? 277 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:56,068 - It's just... - You couldn't pull off 278 00:08:56,092 --> 00:08:57,292 a one-day wedding by yourself 279 00:08:57,293 --> 00:08:58,525 and you needed me all along? 280 00:08:58,527 --> 00:08:59,927 - That's... - True. 281 00:08:59,929 --> 00:09:01,728 And admitting your mistake is the first step 282 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:03,831 in the lengthy apology you owe me. 283 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,399 Well, save it. 284 00:09:05,401 --> 00:09:06,967 We have a wedding to throw. 285 00:09:10,372 --> 00:09:11,538 Come on. 286 00:09:11,540 --> 00:09:13,407 As my mom and Jane Bales joined forces, 287 00:09:13,409 --> 00:09:15,876 the strength of our bonds was about to be tested. 288 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:17,010 Hey, guys. You ready? 289 00:09:17,012 --> 00:09:20,047 Almost. Let me just touch up my lipstick. 290 00:09:20,049 --> 00:09:21,915 Because I smooched it off. 291 00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:24,251 I'll never get used to it. 292 00:09:24,253 --> 00:09:26,520 Geoff, you got some extremely personal mail 293 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:27,721 that I obviously opened. 294 00:09:27,723 --> 00:09:28,989 Congrats. 295 00:09:28,991 --> 00:09:30,791 You got into the study-abroad program in Spain. 296 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:32,226 - Oh, my God, really?! - Yeah. 297 00:09:32,228 --> 00:09:33,627 The Spanish are awesome. 298 00:09:33,629 --> 00:09:35,829 They eat dinner at midnight, fight bulls for fun, 299 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,598 and even their babies kiss hello. 300 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,999 Wait, you're just gonna jet off 301 00:09:39,001 --> 00:09:42,102 to a faraway land of fancy ham and flamenco dancing? 302 00:09:42,104 --> 00:09:44,171 Oh, I-I mean, it's totally not gonna happen. 303 00:09:44,173 --> 00:09:45,472 It was just a lark. 304 00:09:45,474 --> 00:09:47,507 A lark that totally panned out in the most amazing way, 305 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:48,508 but it's not happening. 306 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:50,310 Geoff, look at me. 307 00:09:50,312 --> 00:09:51,578 You have to go. 308 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,347 Wait. You really want me to go? 309 00:09:53,349 --> 00:09:54,514 It's Spain! 310 00:09:54,516 --> 00:09:56,650 Or, as they call it, España. 311 00:09:56,652 --> 00:09:58,318 Es-pa-ña! Huh? 312 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,786 Are we starting a chant or what? 313 00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:00,787 I don't think so. 314 00:10:00,789 --> 00:10:03,357 Madrid, Barcelona, Ibiza. 315 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:05,025 You know your places. Nice. 316 00:10:05,027 --> 00:10:06,460 I'm gonna start the car. 317 00:10:06,462 --> 00:10:07,794 But you can't drive to Spain! 318 00:10:07,796 --> 00:10:09,129 It's across a whole ocean! 319 00:10:09,131 --> 00:10:11,298 - Damn it. - Holy crap. 320 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,399 That mind witch was right. 321 00:10:12,401 --> 00:10:13,834 You and Geoff are dunzo. 322 00:10:13,836 --> 00:10:15,202 You don't know what you're talking about. 323 00:10:15,204 --> 00:10:16,203 It's someone else. 324 00:10:16,205 --> 00:10:17,938 Brea can't come to the wedding. 325 00:10:17,940 --> 00:10:20,307 She's going to her grandma's 70th in Hartford. 326 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:21,375 Should I be worried? 327 00:10:21,377 --> 00:10:23,677 Hot dog, yes! Very worried. 328 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:26,313 I thought you were gonna gently reassure me I was being crazy. 329 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,782 Do you know anything about senior birthdays in Connecticut? 330 00:10:28,784 --> 00:10:30,284 Super sexy. 331 00:10:30,286 --> 00:10:31,919 That's why it's called the Romance State. 332 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:33,186 I think it's the Nutmeg State. 333 00:10:33,188 --> 00:10:34,721 You're thinking, but I'm knowing. 334 00:10:34,723 --> 00:10:37,324 Once you cross state lines, anything goes. 335 00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:38,959 But they're just going to the Holiday Inn. 336 00:10:38,961 --> 00:10:40,746 - Ouch. - They have pools. 337 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:42,535 - Pools have boys. - Boys meet Brea. 338 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,264 - Brea go bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 339 00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:46,166 Oh, God! There is a pool! 340 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:47,868 And a free New York Times every morning! 341 00:10:47,911 --> 00:10:49,169 That's what I'm saying. 342 00:10:49,171 --> 00:10:51,071 They really know how to set a table for love. 343 00:10:51,073 --> 00:10:52,239 Are we good to go? 344 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:56,317 We are. Them? Not so much. 345 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,168 My mom had gotten exactly what she needed 346 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,646 to pull off a one-day wedding... 347 00:11:01,671 --> 00:11:03,224 another Beverly Goldberg. 348 00:11:03,249 --> 00:11:05,279 Get me up to speed. Where are we on food? 349 00:11:05,304 --> 00:11:06,570 - Unfinished. - Chairs? 350 00:11:06,572 --> 00:11:07,804 - Tiny. - Guest list? 351 00:11:07,806 --> 00:11:09,709 A real who's-who of nobodies. 352 00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:10,966 I've worked with less. 353 00:11:10,991 --> 00:11:13,176 Yeah, but we still need music, a cake, 354 00:11:13,178 --> 00:11:15,045 an officiant, a videographer, 355 00:11:15,047 --> 00:11:17,214 and a huge team of hair and makeup for us... 356 00:11:17,216 --> 00:11:18,909 and possibly Dolores if there's time. 357 00:11:18,951 --> 00:11:20,283 So a whole wedding? 358 00:11:20,285 --> 00:11:21,351 Done. 359 00:11:21,353 --> 00:11:22,385 Your daughter's musical, right? 360 00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,553 Oh, don't bother. 361 00:11:23,555 --> 00:11:25,489 My children have already refused to help me. 362 00:11:25,491 --> 00:11:26,890 That's adorable. 363 00:11:26,892 --> 00:11:28,825 You! You're in a dumb singing group, right? 364 00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:30,260 Yeah, but I'm not in the mood... 365 00:11:30,262 --> 00:11:31,761 I don't care. You're booked. 366 00:11:31,763 --> 00:11:33,363 I'm only saying yes because I'm afraid. 367 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:34,598 Not afraid enough. 368 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,833 Scoot. Go. Knees high! 369 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:38,568 Holy crap! 370 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:40,770 You were hateful to my child! 371 00:11:40,772 --> 00:11:42,506 And it was beautiful to watch. 372 00:11:42,508 --> 00:11:44,074 Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. 373 00:11:44,076 --> 00:11:46,576 You can be this horrible, too. 374 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:51,548 While I am an ordained deacon, 375 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:54,451 uh, I'd like to sit down with the bride and groom 376 00:11:54,453 --> 00:11:55,585 and really get to know them. 377 00:11:55,587 --> 00:11:57,420 He's as bald as a misshapen egg, 378 00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:58,722 and she doesn't seem to mind. 379 00:11:58,724 --> 00:11:59,990 You're all caught up. 380 00:11:59,992 --> 00:12:02,459 Your angry eyes make me feel like I know them enough. 381 00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:05,595 Oh, no! 382 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:07,264 A fit, middle-aged lady on my bed. 383 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:08,999 I saw this movie with Barry. 384 00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:10,901 Flattered but spoken for. 385 00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:12,536 Get your head out of the gutter, camera dork. 386 00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,337 I prefer film aficionado. 387 00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:16,139 You are gonna point your Kodak 388 00:12:16,141 --> 00:12:18,742 and chronicle the nuptials of Bill and Dolores. 389 00:12:18,744 --> 00:12:20,277 I barely know who those people are, 390 00:12:20,279 --> 00:12:22,579 and I'm kind of at a crossroads in my own relationship. 391 00:12:22,581 --> 00:12:24,047 Everything you're saying is ridiculous 392 00:12:24,049 --> 00:12:25,448 because you're a child. 393 00:12:26,384 --> 00:12:27,384 And what is this room? 394 00:12:29,755 --> 00:12:31,988 Ginzy, I wasn't very nice earlier, 395 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,490 so this will come as no shock. 396 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:35,325 But I'm gonna need you to bring me 397 00:12:35,327 --> 00:12:36,493 all your white roses, 398 00:12:36,495 --> 00:12:38,185 you tremendous piece of [bleep]. 399 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:42,036 You know, words like that are why we canceled HBO! 400 00:12:42,067 --> 00:12:43,967 I'll have them here by 1:45. 401 00:12:44,703 --> 00:12:46,503 Hello, I need service! 402 00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:50,774 I'm next forever, so why don't you 403 00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:52,275 and your corned beefcovered friends 404 00:12:52,277 --> 00:12:53,877 start making me some finger sandwiches 405 00:12:53,879 --> 00:12:55,312 and a six-tiered wedding cake. 406 00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:57,280 - We only do meats. - And now cakes. 407 00:12:57,282 --> 00:13:00,116 And I need you to take in the seams of all these pants. 408 00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:01,985 Okay. 409 00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:04,221 Yep, my mom and Jane were a dream team, 410 00:13:04,223 --> 00:13:06,823 but I was in a relationship nightmare. 411 00:13:06,825 --> 00:13:08,291 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 412 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:09,926 Dammit! Answering machine! 413 00:13:09,928 --> 00:13:11,328 Dude, you're doomed. 414 00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:13,196 Leaving a message won't get your lady back. 415 00:13:13,198 --> 00:13:15,420 Brea! It's Adam Goldberg of Adam and Brea. 416 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:16,500 It's already bad. 417 00:13:16,502 --> 00:13:18,635 I know you're headed off to sexy Hartford, 418 00:13:18,637 --> 00:13:20,737 but I could use a pep talk on where we stand. 419 00:13:20,739 --> 00:13:22,939 I mean, you could do whatever you want, 420 00:13:22,941 --> 00:13:24,674 but please don't do whatever you want. 421 00:13:24,676 --> 00:13:26,977 For the love of God, stay out of that hotel pool! 422 00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:28,144 You're tanking it, bro. 423 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:29,946 Just hang up while you're behind. 424 00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:33,116 Anyhoo, safe travels, and please don't leave me. 425 00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:36,319 Oh, here comes my anxiety gas. 426 00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:37,854 Have I hung up yet? 427 00:13:38,723 --> 00:13:39,756 I think I nailed it. 428 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,392 You did not, but you can fix it. 429 00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:43,894 Just leave a few more messages 430 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,795 in the same tone of clumsy desperation. 431 00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:47,797 - You're not a good person. - I know. 432 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:50,734 Yeah, Barry had me worked up about my relationship, 433 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,537 but I wasn't the only one trying to work things out. 434 00:13:53,539 --> 00:13:55,005 Hey, whatcha doin'? 435 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:56,573 Hiding from Jane Bales. 436 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:57,841 She's a scary lady. 437 00:13:57,843 --> 00:13:59,376 I know. She made me the flower girl. 438 00:13:59,378 --> 00:14:01,511 I didn't even say yes, but here's my basket of petals. 439 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:05,181 Look, about the whole study-abroad thing... 440 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:06,850 it kind of seemed like you were super pumped 441 00:14:06,852 --> 00:14:08,518 - for me to go. - So pumped! 442 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,986 You'd be okay with me leaving you, then? 443 00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:11,588 I guess that's what I'm saying. 444 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:12,789 Oh. Okay, then. 445 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:13,994 I guess I should really consider it. 446 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,886 - Please don't! - I am so confused. 447 00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:17,127 I know. I'm sorry. 448 00:14:17,129 --> 00:14:19,162 Of course I don't want you to go. 449 00:14:19,164 --> 00:14:20,964 But we just had this whole thing 450 00:14:20,966 --> 00:14:22,799 about how everything's on my terms, 451 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:25,535 and this was my chance to finally support what you want. 452 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:27,771 But I can never leave you. 453 00:14:27,773 --> 00:14:29,005 But it's España. 454 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:31,341 You can eat paella and watch children smoke. 455 00:14:31,343 --> 00:14:32,742 Everything I want is right here. 456 00:14:32,744 --> 00:14:34,077 Now you're laying it on a little thick. 457 00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:35,712 Just shut up and kiss the flower girl. 458 00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:37,547 Balls! 459 00:14:37,549 --> 00:14:38,848 You guys are okay?! 460 00:14:38,850 --> 00:14:40,350 Now it's definitely me. 461 00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:42,352 As the psychic's prediction became clear, 462 00:14:42,354 --> 00:14:45,355 my mom and Jane Bales had pulled off the impossible. 463 00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,857 In one day, they turned our backyard 464 00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:49,659 into a picture-perfect wedding venue. 465 00:14:49,661 --> 00:14:52,596 Hey, have you seen my, uh, tie with the stain 466 00:14:52,598 --> 00:14:53,630 that looks like a stripe? 467 00:14:53,632 --> 00:14:55,065 I've got it right here. 468 00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,533 Oh! 469 00:14:56,535 --> 00:14:58,268 And you also got big-boy chairs. 470 00:14:58,270 --> 00:15:00,103 How 'bout that. I pushed you to do better. 471 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:01,771 Now maybe you can take care of something 472 00:15:01,773 --> 00:15:03,406 like your best-man duties? 473 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:05,275 I think it's a little too late for a bachelor party, 474 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:07,477 - but I'll talk to Vic. - No. Is your speech ready? 475 00:15:07,479 --> 00:15:08,712 - Well, yes. - Where is it? 476 00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:09,980 Bingy, bingy. 477 00:15:09,982 --> 00:15:11,715 - So you didn't write it. - No, I did not. 478 00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:13,783 Beverly, big problem. 479 00:15:13,785 --> 00:15:15,619 Bill has locked himself in the bathroom. 480 00:15:15,621 --> 00:15:17,320 He says he doesn't want to go through with it! 481 00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,389 Nobody panic. It's just cold feet. 482 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:20,957 Murray will talk him down. 483 00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:21,958 Thank you, Murray! 484 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,293 What am I supposed to do? 485 00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:25,562 Maybe care about this wedding for a freakin' second! 486 00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:27,364 I did at City Hall. 487 00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:28,898 But then you took over everything 488 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,933 and turned it into a circus. 489 00:15:29,935 --> 00:15:31,468 Circus? 490 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,303 Do you understand why I'm doing this? 491 00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:34,504 No, I don't. 492 00:15:34,506 --> 00:15:36,539 Murray, you know, a wedding is not just about 493 00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:37,907 the two people getting married. 494 00:15:37,909 --> 00:15:40,810 It's a celebration of what it means to be married... 495 00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:42,746 two people starting their lives together, 496 00:15:42,748 --> 00:15:44,047 starting a family. 497 00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:46,916 Huh. I never thought of that. 498 00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:49,552 Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you didn't. 499 00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:55,725 I can't believe Brea's going to the Holiday Inn in Hartford. 500 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:56,993 I know. 501 00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:58,795 It's like she's going to the Playboy Mansion, 502 00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,263 if the Playboy Mansion 503 00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:02,165 was in the insurance capital of the world. 504 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,767 Hey, Adam. 505 00:16:03,769 --> 00:16:06,469 Brea? You're here? Why? 506 00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:08,304 Because I can't imagine being away from you 507 00:16:08,306 --> 00:16:09,406 for even a day. 508 00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:12,042 Psh! Girl, I wasn't scared. 509 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:13,576 Which is a complete lie. 510 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:14,678 Thank God you're here. 511 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,013 Aww... 512 00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:18,548 Oh, no. 513 00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,383 If Geoff and Erica are good and you and Brea are, too, 514 00:16:20,385 --> 00:16:21,785 then that can mean only one thing! 515 00:16:21,787 --> 00:16:23,987 Hey, I was looking for you. 516 00:16:23,989 --> 00:16:26,189 Hopefully not to break up with me. 517 00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:28,224 - What? - We're good, right? 518 00:16:28,226 --> 00:16:31,161 Oh, um... yeah... 519 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:32,762 "Oh, um"? 520 00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,108 Barry, we need to talk. 521 00:16:38,784 --> 00:16:41,734 The wedding my mom planned for Bill was in serious trouble 522 00:16:41,759 --> 00:16:43,187 'cause there was no Bill. 523 00:16:43,189 --> 00:16:45,108 Bill, when you agreed to get married, 524 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,688 you gave up your right to ever make a decision again. 525 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,278 Bill... Bill stepped out! 526 00:16:51,596 --> 00:16:52,563 Bill... 527 00:16:52,565 --> 00:16:54,798 Um, I'm gonna knock down this door, 528 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,833 choke you out, 529 00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:58,516 and drag your lifeless body downstairs... 530 00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,937 and move your face like a puppet 531 00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:00,971 so you say, "I do!" 532 00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:02,773 You're gonna "Weekend at Bernie's" me? 533 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:03,841 No, thank you! 534 00:17:03,843 --> 00:17:05,909 L-L-Let me give this a try. 535 00:17:07,246 --> 00:17:09,713 Hey, Bill. 536 00:17:09,715 --> 00:17:12,282 I thought you were crazy about this lady. 537 00:17:12,284 --> 00:17:13,884 Like beans love weenies. 538 00:17:13,886 --> 00:17:15,653 That's also our nicknames for each other. 539 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,687 I'm beans. 540 00:17:16,689 --> 00:17:17,888 Well, then, what's the problem? 541 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,758 I've been burned by the marriage game once. 542 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,626 Do you know I spent the last six years 543 00:17:22,628 --> 00:17:24,194 sleeping on an empty waterbed? 544 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:25,929 That sounds terribly uncomfortable. 545 00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:28,499 I just haven't had anyone to fill it for, you know? 546 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:31,001 Now you got Dolores to fill it for you. 547 00:17:31,003 --> 00:17:32,803 What if she leaves me, too? 548 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,705 I can't go through it again. 549 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:38,208 You know, I was gonna save this for my wedding speech, 550 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,110 but what the hell. 551 00:17:40,112 --> 00:17:43,947 Marriage... is not a sure thing. 552 00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:45,649 That's a rough start. 553 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:48,152 Look, if you find the right woman, like I did, 554 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,320 it's the easiest choice in the world. 555 00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:53,157 I knew I loved Bevy soon as I met her. 556 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,192 Over the last 28 years, 557 00:17:55,194 --> 00:17:58,495 she's really taught me what love is. 558 00:17:58,497 --> 00:17:59,997 If you find a woman 559 00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:03,434 who makes you half as happy as Bevy makes me, 560 00:18:03,436 --> 00:18:04,668 you're set for life. 561 00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,074 I want what you have. 562 00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:11,108 That's a good thing 563 00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,810 'cause it's waiting right outside. 564 00:18:15,247 --> 00:18:17,648 You really are my best man. 565 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,291 Do you really mean those nice things you said? 566 00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:28,659 Nah. 567 00:18:28,661 --> 00:18:30,661 Shut up and get in here. 568 00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:31,895 All right. 569 00:18:31,897 --> 00:18:33,964 While my dad put the wedding back on track, 570 00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,567 Barry was trying to keep his relationship with Ren 571 00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:38,135 from going off the rails. 572 00:18:38,137 --> 00:18:39,770 Look... 573 00:18:39,772 --> 00:18:41,805 Barry, I-I think you're great. 574 00:18:41,807 --> 00:18:42,906 But... 575 00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,842 I saw my old boyfriend, 576 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,910 and I think I still have feelings for him. 577 00:18:46,912 --> 00:18:48,412 You sure? 578 00:18:48,414 --> 00:18:49,580 We kissed. 579 00:18:49,582 --> 00:18:52,583 So... that's it? 580 00:18:52,585 --> 00:18:54,251 You're just gonna get back together with him? 581 00:18:54,253 --> 00:18:55,686 I'm so sorry. 582 00:18:57,723 --> 00:18:58,756 Me too. 583 00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,124 In that moment, 584 00:19:00,126 --> 00:19:01,391 Barry didn't need a psychic 585 00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:03,861 to tell him how much it was gonna hurt, 586 00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,463 but luckily, he had a few shoulders to lean on. 587 00:19:06,465 --> 00:19:08,866 - You okay? - Not really. 588 00:19:08,868 --> 00:19:11,235 Stupid psychic. 589 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,638 Bar, no one actually knows the future. 590 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,906 But what I can tell you 591 00:19:15,908 --> 00:19:17,908 is we're gonna get through this. 592 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,343 Together. 593 00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:21,178 I guess family can't break up with you. 594 00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,813 Wouldn't even think of it. 595 00:19:22,815 --> 00:19:24,414 You're stuck with us forever. 596 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,216 It was true. 597 00:19:26,218 --> 00:19:30,721 In good times and in bad, family is there forever... 598 00:19:30,723 --> 00:19:33,590 both the family we're born into 599 00:19:33,592 --> 00:19:35,325 and the family that we choose. 600 00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:39,482 ♪ Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time ♪ 601 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:40,697 ♪ Bum-bum, bum ♪ 602 00:19:40,699 --> 00:19:44,591 ♪ Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you ♪ 603 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,737 ♪ Bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum, bum-bum-bum ♪ 604 00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:49,139 And by the power vested in me 605 00:19:49,141 --> 00:19:52,106 by two very terrifying ladies, 606 00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:54,912 I pronounce you man and wife. 607 00:19:57,183 --> 00:19:58,715 That day, 608 00:19:58,717 --> 00:20:00,643 Bill and Dolores chose their new family, 609 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:05,252 and with it, a new future... one they'd make together. 610 00:20:05,277 --> 00:20:07,491 It's so beautiful! 611 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:10,227 - You did great... but you always do. - ♪ Maybe I'm amazed at the way ♪ 612 00:20:10,229 --> 00:20:13,303 ♪ I really need you ♪ 613 00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:15,981 ♪ Maybe I'm a man ♪ 614 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,335 - ♪ Maybe I'm a lonely man ♪ - That's what's incredible about weddings. 615 00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:19,837 They're just a day. 616 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:23,207 But they're the beginning of an entire new lifetime. 617 00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:24,441 Because when you think about it, 618 00:20:24,443 --> 00:20:26,643 life is full of new beginnings... 619 00:20:26,645 --> 00:20:30,480 marriage, children, even break-ups. 620 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:33,250 And although we can't predict what tomorrow holds, 621 00:20:33,252 --> 00:20:34,585 as long as we're there 622 00:20:34,587 --> 00:20:36,753 with the people we love in the present, 623 00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:39,523 the future is bound to be amazing. 624 00:20:50,765 --> 00:20:52,577 Hey, Brea. It's Adam again. 625 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:53,775 I'm so glad you came to the wedding 626 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,106 instead of going to Hartford. 627 00:20:55,174 --> 00:20:57,158 I'm sure you would've looked great at the hotel, too. 628 00:20:57,190 --> 00:20:58,424 I hear there's a nice pool there, 629 00:20:58,471 --> 00:21:00,791 so I assume you'd be enjoying the freedom of a swimsuit. 630 00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:02,287 My mom always says 631 00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:04,522 a one-piece is the safest choice for modesty. 632 00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:05,757 I'm in no way suggesting 633 00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:07,258 you should have a swimsuit like my mom's. 634 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:09,027 In her defense, she pulls it off. 635 00:21:09,029 --> 00:21:10,261 She's pretty fit. 636 00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:13,131 Power walks, plays tennis, eats cottage cheese. 637 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,133 You could do a lot worse than having a body like my mom's. 638 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:16,167 Let's just say 639 00:21:16,169 --> 00:21:18,570 if you were her age and had her body, 640 00:21:18,572 --> 00:21:20,338 you would hear no complaints from me. 641 00:21:21,675 --> 00:21:22,880 How'd I do? 642 00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:25,494 Honestly, I am feeling better about my break-up.