1 00:00:00,124 --> 00:00:01,773 Growing up in the 80s, my mom 2 00:00:01,893 --> 00:00:03,123 loved her kids more than anything, 3 00:00:03,227 --> 00:00:05,395 which made every goodbye utter agony. 4 00:00:05,429 --> 00:00:07,764 So, dropping my big bro and sis off at college 5 00:00:07,831 --> 00:00:10,233 was bound to be a tsunami of sadness. 6 00:00:10,267 --> 00:00:11,901 My dad, on the other hand... 7 00:00:11,935 --> 00:00:13,336 Okay, morons, out ya go. 8 00:00:13,370 --> 00:00:14,604 They're not morons. 9 00:00:14,672 --> 00:00:16,406 They're our baby birds leaving the nest, 10 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,007 and they are very upset about it. 11 00:00:18,042 --> 00:00:21,411 My four-year bender of unsupervised partying starts now! 12 00:00:21,445 --> 00:00:23,346 Dad, you're not even stopping the car! 13 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,715 I'm basically stopped! Come on! Go, go, go! 14 00:00:25,749 --> 00:00:27,216 This feels very unsafe. 15 00:00:27,251 --> 00:00:29,118 For God's sake, Murray, stop the car. 16 00:00:29,186 --> 00:00:30,953 There's nowhere to stop! 17 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:33,122 The man in the orange "welcome" vest is guiding you to a spot! 18 00:00:33,190 --> 00:00:34,957 - Damn it, Murray, now! - Fine! 19 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,095 Okay, you got 20 seconds. That's 10 per kid. 20 00:00:39,129 --> 00:00:40,730 I know how many children we have. 21 00:00:42,466 --> 00:00:43,700 Where do you think you're going? 22 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:45,868 - To say goodbye to the love of my life. - Uh-uh. 23 00:00:45,903 --> 00:00:48,371 I'm sorry, Mr. G, but it is time for me to stand up to you 24 00:00:48,405 --> 00:00:50,039 and prove that I've finally become a man. 25 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:52,942 Oh, no! He kid-locked me in! 26 00:00:52,976 --> 00:00:55,278 Okay, I've prepared a lengthy 27 00:00:55,312 --> 00:00:57,547 and emotionally explosive speech. 28 00:00:57,581 --> 00:00:59,148 Mom, if you make a scene, 29 00:00:59,216 --> 00:01:00,450 I will never come home again. 30 00:01:00,484 --> 00:01:01,784 Ditto. 31 00:01:01,819 --> 00:01:03,486 So, keep it together, lady. Not a single tear. 32 00:01:03,554 --> 00:01:06,122 Children, fruit of my loins, 33 00:01:06,156 --> 00:01:08,124 like the spongy umbilical cord 34 00:01:08,158 --> 00:01:10,126 that once bound our bodies together. 35 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,227 Whatever she's saying, me, too! 36 00:01:12,162 --> 00:01:13,663 Erica, I wish you the best. 37 00:01:13,731 --> 00:01:14,831 Too long. 38 00:01:14,898 --> 00:01:16,332 Barry, I bid you adieu, mon ami. 39 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,401 A Billy Idol Mony Mony to you, too. 40 00:01:18,435 --> 00:01:20,837 Might I impose upon each of you for a small kiss? 41 00:01:20,904 --> 00:01:22,772 No kisses! 42 00:01:22,806 --> 00:01:24,307 Get back in the car! 43 00:01:24,341 --> 00:01:26,275 All right, Murray, you animal! 44 00:01:27,778 --> 00:01:29,278 Farewell. 45 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:34,817 Huh. She actually kept it all together. 46 00:01:34,852 --> 00:01:36,119 I'm pleasantly shocked. 47 00:01:36,153 --> 00:01:37,987 Oh, no. 48 00:01:38,021 --> 00:01:39,455 I knew she couldn't fight her excessive love! 49 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:40,757 She's garbage! 50 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,125 Erica, you forgot your Caboodle! 51 00:01:42,159 --> 00:01:43,092 Just toss it out. 52 00:01:44,795 --> 00:01:46,529 - Oh, no! - Hey, Schwartz, head in. 53 00:01:46,597 --> 00:01:47,930 Dad, you'll hurt him! 54 00:01:47,965 --> 00:01:49,599 Window's going up! 55 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:51,801 I'll miss you so much! Ow! This is not the goodbye I imagined! 56 00:01:51,835 --> 00:01:53,306 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 57 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:56,439 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 58 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:59,853 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 59 00:01:59,888 --> 00:02:01,310 ♪ I don't know the future 60 00:02:01,345 --> 00:02:05,548 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 61 00:02:05,616 --> 00:02:08,117 It was the first day of school, 1980-something. 62 00:02:08,152 --> 00:02:11,320 Barry and Erica were gone, and I was an upperclassman. 63 00:02:11,355 --> 00:02:13,556 Finally, it was my time to shine. 64 00:02:13,624 --> 00:02:15,224 Aah! 65 00:02:15,292 --> 00:02:16,626 Yes! 66 00:02:16,660 --> 00:02:18,895 You just got owned by those recently oiled doors. 67 00:02:18,962 --> 00:02:21,030 Welcome to freshman year, Goldnerd. 68 00:02:21,064 --> 00:02:22,632 Yeah, I'm not a freshman, Johnny. 69 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:23,833 Probably just seems that way 70 00:02:23,867 --> 00:02:24,801 because you're a third-year senior. 71 00:02:25,669 --> 00:02:27,837 Gah! What was that for? 72 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:30,206 Johnny doesn't like to take inventory of his life's missteps. 73 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,908 I thought we became friends last year. 74 00:02:31,975 --> 00:02:34,343 New year. Everything resets, turd farmer. 75 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,847 Okay, rough start, but things were looking up. 76 00:02:37,881 --> 00:02:39,749 My ex, Jackie, was off to college, 77 00:02:39,817 --> 00:02:41,818 and I couldn't wait to catch up with my crew. 78 00:02:41,852 --> 00:02:43,553 Big Dave Kim! How was your summer? 79 00:02:43,587 --> 00:02:44,821 His summer was uneventful, 80 00:02:44,855 --> 00:02:46,389 and he's talking to me right now. 81 00:02:46,423 --> 00:02:48,391 Oh, wow. You guys are still, uh... 82 00:02:48,425 --> 00:02:49,559 I can't explain it, either. 83 00:02:49,593 --> 00:02:51,093 Carla, I thought you graduated? 84 00:02:51,161 --> 00:02:53,262 She did. Now she works at Wingin' It. 85 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:56,265 Dave Kim's lady brings home the bacon and the chicken. 86 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,434 The bacon is money, but the chicken is chicken. 87 00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:01,237 Adam, I think you know Brian McMahon? 88 00:03:01,271 --> 00:03:02,672 You and Shy Bri? 89 00:03:02,706 --> 00:03:04,739 - 'Sup? - That's his catch phrase. 90 00:03:04,774 --> 00:03:05,441 'Sup? 91 00:03:05,509 --> 00:03:07,877 Seems like it's pretty much his only phrase. 92 00:03:07,911 --> 00:03:09,946 Anyway, maybe we can all hang out after school? 93 00:03:10,013 --> 00:03:12,281 Sorry, bro, we got group couples' plans. 94 00:03:12,349 --> 00:03:13,716 Oh, balls! 95 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:16,118 Everyone's in the throes of love except for me? 96 00:03:16,186 --> 00:03:18,254 - Uh-huh. - Okay, settle down, Shy Bri! 97 00:03:18,288 --> 00:03:19,422 Well, we should go. 98 00:03:19,456 --> 00:03:20,623 We're all gonna walk to class together 99 00:03:20,691 --> 00:03:21,958 as one even-numbered group. 100 00:03:22,025 --> 00:03:24,560 He seems disappointed, as if this was the opposite 101 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,095 of how he expected his day to go. 102 00:03:28,065 --> 00:03:30,967 Recently-graduatedbut-somehow allowed-on-campus Carla was right. 103 00:03:31,034 --> 00:03:32,368 10 minutes in, 104 00:03:32,402 --> 00:03:34,470 and this year was already sucking hard. 105 00:03:34,538 --> 00:03:35,771 All right, listen up, people! 106 00:03:35,806 --> 00:03:38,407 Unless you also had a cat with a prolapsed anus 107 00:03:38,442 --> 00:03:41,811 that requires a special salve applied directly to the area, 108 00:03:41,879 --> 00:03:43,813 I promise you had a better summer than I. 109 00:03:43,881 --> 00:03:45,982 So, in the spirit of taking it out on you... 110 00:03:46,049 --> 00:03:48,484 Pop quiz! 111 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:50,620 Just when it looked like the day couldn't get any worse, 112 00:03:50,654 --> 00:03:52,054 something crazy happened. 113 00:03:53,257 --> 00:03:55,625 In walked Dana Caldwell. 114 00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:58,461 I couldn't believe it. The girl next door was back... 115 00:03:58,495 --> 00:03:59,762 My first crush, 116 00:03:59,796 --> 00:04:01,764 the first girl I climbed a trellis for, 117 00:04:01,798 --> 00:04:04,233 and of course, first kiss. 118 00:04:04,268 --> 00:04:05,334 Hi, Adam. 119 00:04:06,136 --> 00:04:08,104 Dana, You're... Here? 120 00:04:08,138 --> 00:04:09,505 My grandma passed away. 121 00:04:09,573 --> 00:04:11,507 There was nothing keeping us in Seattle, so... 122 00:04:11,575 --> 00:04:14,076 Well, I guess your loss is my gain. 123 00:04:14,111 --> 00:04:15,778 But also... Sorry for your loss. 124 00:04:15,812 --> 00:04:18,247 Hey, New Girl! They don't have first-day pop quizzes 125 00:04:18,282 --> 00:04:19,615 wherever the freak you come from? 126 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:20,983 Sit down, shut up, and start guessing. 127 00:04:21,018 --> 00:04:23,586 As I couldn't believe Dana was back, 128 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:26,088 Barry couldn't believe his new roommate luck. 129 00:04:26,123 --> 00:04:27,757 Hello? 130 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:31,427 Do I spy a food-stained Flyers shirt similar to my own? 131 00:04:31,461 --> 00:04:33,095 - Yep. - Barry Goldberg. 132 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:34,497 Friends call me Big Tasty. 133 00:04:34,531 --> 00:04:36,933 Gary Silverberg, AKA G-Licious. 134 00:04:36,967 --> 00:04:39,335 We seem well-matched, but tell me, do you know karate? 135 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:40,803 Yaah! 136 00:04:40,837 --> 00:04:42,805 I'll take that as a destructive yes. 137 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,608 And I, uh, see you have turntables, too? 138 00:04:45,642 --> 00:04:48,811 Yep, but I am still looking for an MC to spit some fiery rhymes. 139 00:04:48,845 --> 00:04:52,882 My guy, I spit fiery rhymes 24/7. 140 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,317 [RAPPING] ♪ My name is Barry 141 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:55,851 [BEATBOXES] ♪ Your name is Gary 142 00:04:55,886 --> 00:04:56,986 ♪ We're like the same person 143 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:57,987 ♪ It's kinda scary 144 00:04:58,622 --> 00:05:00,156 Dope, Big Tasty. 145 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:02,124 Uh, I think this is my room? 146 00:05:02,159 --> 00:05:03,159 Who the hell are you? 147 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:04,527 Name's Larry, 148 00:05:04,561 --> 00:05:07,063 but most people call me Flavor Overdrive. 149 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,632 Well, bad news, Overdrive, I already picked this room. 150 00:05:09,666 --> 00:05:11,300 Picked it? They were assigned. 151 00:05:11,335 --> 00:05:12,802 My form says 112. 152 00:05:12,836 --> 00:05:13,970 That's what mine says, too. 153 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:15,871 What? I don't have a f... 154 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,241 Oh, no! 155 00:05:19,309 --> 00:05:22,578 How dare you shatter my wildly self-destructive college dreams 156 00:05:22,646 --> 00:05:24,046 by not sending in my housing check? 157 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:26,248 Uh, no, my volatile love monkey. 158 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:27,883 I definitely sent it in. 159 00:05:27,918 --> 00:05:29,318 Well, guess who doesn't have housing. 160 00:05:29,353 --> 00:05:30,720 Thanks a lot, Mom. 161 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:32,888 Is here okay for all your unwieldy things, my love? 162 00:05:32,923 --> 00:05:35,427 - Upstairs in my room. - On it, sweetie. 163 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:39,595 Why do I still see morons? 164 00:05:39,663 --> 00:05:42,498 'Cause your unstable wife didn't send in our checks for student housing 165 00:05:42,532 --> 00:05:45,434 - so she can keep us at home. - But I swear I sent them in. 166 00:05:45,502 --> 00:05:48,170 Then why is Flavor Overdrive spittin' fresh flows 167 00:05:48,205 --> 00:05:50,873 and hi-ya-ing boards with G-Licious and not me? 168 00:05:50,907 --> 00:05:52,775 I recognize none of those words. 169 00:05:52,843 --> 00:05:54,610 He's freaking out, but I'm not. 170 00:05:54,678 --> 00:05:56,445 Now that I have a second chance at college, 171 00:05:56,513 --> 00:05:58,547 I will not let you ruin this year for me. 172 00:05:58,582 --> 00:06:00,383 I'll be upstairs studying. 173 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:03,219 Do not expect that measured, mature reaction from me. 174 00:06:03,253 --> 00:06:05,521 But I didn't do what you're saying. 175 00:06:05,555 --> 00:06:07,790 Unless... Oh, God. 176 00:06:07,858 --> 00:06:10,426 Is my mom brain so strong, I did it subconsciously? 177 00:06:10,460 --> 00:06:11,961 Is that even possible? 178 00:06:12,029 --> 00:06:13,396 I'd say probable. 179 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:15,031 I just saw a 20/20 180 00:06:15,065 --> 00:06:18,868 where a lady punched a lion in the face to save her kids. 181 00:06:18,902 --> 00:06:21,437 I'd punch a million jungle cats for my babies. 182 00:06:21,471 --> 00:06:24,073 There you have it. You did the bad thing. 183 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:26,442 I say we do a gum ball puzzle. 184 00:06:26,476 --> 00:06:27,710 Come on! 185 00:06:27,744 --> 00:06:29,311 Let's get together and gum ball it up. 186 00:06:29,379 --> 00:06:30,813 Gum balls? 187 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:32,882 I'm in real trouble over here, 188 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:34,917 and this guy's talking about gum balls? 189 00:06:34,951 --> 00:06:36,652 Mother, you need to fix this now! 190 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,120 I will, Schmoo. 191 00:06:38,155 --> 00:06:40,322 Conscious Momma will clean up Subconscious Momma's mess. 192 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:42,158 We're both leaving right now. 193 00:06:42,225 --> 00:06:45,961 Mur, I'm not sure you're reading the room with all the puzzle talk. 194 00:06:45,996 --> 00:06:48,097 So, the kids live at home a little longer. 195 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:49,899 What's the big whoop? 196 00:06:49,933 --> 00:06:53,135 Big whoop? You've wanted those kids outta here forever. 197 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:56,472 - I've got a hunch you're up to something. - Me? 198 00:06:56,506 --> 00:06:57,807 What could I be up to? 199 00:06:57,841 --> 00:07:00,776 I don't know, but I'm gonna solve this puzzle, 200 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,512 right after I solve this puzzle. 201 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:05,748 While Pops was busy putting the pieces together, 202 00:07:05,782 --> 00:07:08,084 there was only one piece of info I needed from Dana. 203 00:07:08,118 --> 00:07:13,956 - So, are you single? - Definitely. Yes. You? 204 00:07:13,990 --> 00:07:15,024 Oh, big time. 205 00:07:15,092 --> 00:07:16,926 Oh, thank God. 206 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,594 I was so worried you were gonna be seeing someone. 207 00:07:18,628 --> 00:07:20,129 - You were? - Yeah, 208 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:21,464 'cause then I wouldn't be able to hang out 209 00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:22,631 with my one friend that I had here. 210 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:25,000 - Oh... - I mean, it's so weird. 211 00:07:25,035 --> 00:07:26,302 Everyone looks familiar, 212 00:07:26,336 --> 00:07:27,870 but I don't really know anyone. 213 00:07:27,938 --> 00:07:29,472 Luckily, I have a friend like you. 214 00:07:29,506 --> 00:07:31,040 Yup. I am a friend like me. 215 00:07:31,108 --> 00:07:32,942 Just put it there, pal. 216 00:07:32,976 --> 00:07:35,878 Come on. We're closer friends than that. Oh. 217 00:07:35,946 --> 00:07:37,179 I'll see you after school. 218 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,784 So, when are you gonna lock that down? 219 00:07:41,818 --> 00:07:43,152 You've gotten very aggressive 220 00:07:43,186 --> 00:07:44,220 since Carla came into your life. 221 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:45,521 She likes me sassy, 222 00:07:45,555 --> 00:07:47,289 but this is an incredible opportunity for you. 223 00:07:47,324 --> 00:07:48,390 Don't you like her? 224 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:50,025 Of course I like her, Dave Kim. 225 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:53,062 But now she's super cool and kind of looks like a flight attendant, 226 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,730 and I'm still me. 227 00:07:54,798 --> 00:07:56,532 Plus, she told me she just wants to be friends. 228 00:07:56,566 --> 00:07:58,801 Friends? I saw the way she hugged you! 229 00:07:58,835 --> 00:08:01,070 I thought I was watching 9 1/2 Weeks, man. 230 00:08:01,138 --> 00:08:03,405 You've seen the kink noir drama 9 1/2 Weeks? 231 00:08:03,473 --> 00:08:05,741 I'm in a relationship with an adult lady, 232 00:08:05,809 --> 00:08:08,244 and that lady is stealing cable from her neighbor. 233 00:08:08,311 --> 00:08:11,180 You know, she did lightly tap my upper back when we hugged. 234 00:08:11,214 --> 00:08:12,815 I know. It was like Body Heat, 235 00:08:12,849 --> 00:08:14,316 which I also watched and enjoyed. 236 00:08:14,351 --> 00:08:16,018 Dana coming back is fate telling me 237 00:08:16,052 --> 00:08:17,553 that this year won't be a lonely suck-show. 238 00:08:17,587 --> 00:08:19,221 This is your time, man! 239 00:08:19,256 --> 00:08:20,556 But you gotta get in there quick. 240 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:22,324 Look, jocks are swooping. 241 00:08:24,594 --> 00:08:26,929 Oh, no! Those are varsity athletes! 242 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:29,031 That's the high school equivalent of adult men! 243 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:31,867 And in the case of Johnny Atkins, an actual adult man! 244 00:08:31,902 --> 00:08:33,402 Yo, Goldnerd, 245 00:08:33,436 --> 00:08:35,538 you know that new old girl, Dana Caldwell? 246 00:08:35,572 --> 00:08:37,239 Rumor has it you have shared history. 247 00:08:37,274 --> 00:08:38,541 Yeah, but we're just friends. 248 00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,708 Noice. 249 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:40,776 Not that I need your approval 250 00:08:40,844 --> 00:08:42,444 or respect your feelings, 251 00:08:42,512 --> 00:08:45,047 but you should know I'm lasering in on her romantically. 252 00:08:45,081 --> 00:08:47,950 Me, too, bro. Lasering big time. 253 00:08:48,018 --> 00:08:51,020 Dude, if my relationship with Carla has taught me anything, 254 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:52,588 it's that you've got to be decisive. 255 00:08:52,622 --> 00:08:53,722 So, what do I do? 256 00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:55,391 Ask her to the Aloha Dance. 257 00:08:55,425 --> 00:08:57,193 It's the most important tropical 258 00:08:57,227 --> 00:08:59,628 welcome-back-to-school, Hawaiian-themed dance of them all. 259 00:08:59,696 --> 00:09:01,764 As I was wondering if Dave Kim was right, 260 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:04,433 my mom was determined to fix a terrible wrong. 261 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:05,534 Hi, Dean Dean. 262 00:09:05,569 --> 00:09:06,702 Beverly Goldberg. 263 00:09:06,736 --> 00:09:08,137 Not Dean Dean. 264 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:10,806 Just a man named Dean who... Happens to be a dean. 265 00:09:10,874 --> 00:09:14,443 Dean Dean, these are the housing checks for Barry and Erica Goldberg. 266 00:09:14,477 --> 00:09:17,746 Make sure Barry's room is no further than 30 feet from the bathroom. 267 00:09:17,781 --> 00:09:19,281 He's got a bit of a fussy tummy. 268 00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:21,317 Well, wait, these were due months ago. 269 00:09:21,384 --> 00:09:23,052 Which is when my conscious mind sent them in. 270 00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:24,887 Your conscious mind? 271 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:28,257 Oh, it's a teeny possibility that my subconscious mind did not send them in. 272 00:09:28,291 --> 00:09:29,758 So, you didn't send them in? 273 00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:31,660 Or it's also a teeny possibility 274 00:09:31,728 --> 00:09:34,496 that your conscious mind received the checks, 275 00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:37,967 but that your subconscious mind destroyed them. 276 00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:39,602 - Why would it do that? - I don't know. 277 00:09:39,636 --> 00:09:42,238 Why would a man named Dean seek out a career in deaning? 278 00:09:43,673 --> 00:09:45,941 We can't control our subconscious minds, Dean Dean. 279 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,977 The point is, I forgive you. 280 00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:49,745 - Have a great year. - Well, wait. 281 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:52,248 To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, 282 00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:54,416 uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. 283 00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:56,518 So, there's nothing I can do. 284 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,121 This will be the first of many times you say that to me, 285 00:09:59,155 --> 00:10:01,257 and the first of many times I won't listen. 286 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:04,293 There may be something I can do. 287 00:10:07,631 --> 00:10:09,298 It's nacho time. 288 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,532 Wait, you made food? 289 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,501 - For us? - What's your game, man? 290 00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:15,204 Can't a man make a traditional Mexican snack for his kids? 291 00:10:15,272 --> 00:10:16,972 Oh, no! 292 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,174 Those aren't beans! What's in my mouth? 293 00:10:19,209 --> 00:10:20,943 I don't know. I just got a can out of the pantry. 294 00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,478 I think those are whole cranberries. 295 00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:23,946 Cranberries? 296 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:26,181 The Mexican people don't work with tart bog fruit! 297 00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:27,349 What did you do? 298 00:10:27,384 --> 00:10:28,884 Just eat around the bog fruit! 299 00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:31,553 Schmoopies, Mama solved your housing crisis. 300 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:32,521 - Oh! Thank God. - Yes! 301 00:10:32,555 --> 00:10:33,856 How? 302 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,391 Dean Dean found some openings with a few freshman 303 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,459 whose roommates didn't take to them. Yay! 304 00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:39,495 Wait, why didn't their roommates take to them? 305 00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:42,298 Turns out, there wasn't one reason. 306 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:44,199 There were these two dummies, 307 00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:45,901 and this shy fellow, 308 00:10:45,969 --> 00:10:47,503 and this delicate lady, 309 00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:49,672 and whatever's going on here, 310 00:10:49,706 --> 00:10:52,675 and we never got a good look at this guy or gal. 311 00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:53,809 We're screwed, aren't we? 312 00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:55,144 You're screwed. 313 00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:57,313 I have a back-up plan that for sure can't fail. 314 00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,548 Gary! Help! 315 00:10:59,582 --> 00:11:00,716 You got to take me back! 316 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,084 I'll do anything. 317 00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,586 - Hyah! - Hyah! 318 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,255 - Ohh! - Hyah! 319 00:11:06,323 --> 00:11:08,390 No! 320 00:11:09,297 --> 00:11:12,399 My former flame had returned! So, to win her heart, 321 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,468 I turned to the biggest ladies' man I knew. 322 00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:16,136 Pops, Dana Caldwell's back, 323 00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,072 and I gotta ask her to the Aloha Dance fast. 324 00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,740 But I feel like I need a game plan. Go. 325 00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,508 Kiddo, why the urgency? 326 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,410 'Cause meatheads are swooping! 327 00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:24,978 Eh, let 'em swoop. 328 00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:26,747 Just ask her as a friend, 329 00:11:26,815 --> 00:11:28,982 then slowly over time, you'll get her back. 330 00:11:29,017 --> 00:11:31,251 You know, my gut was telling me to take it slow. 331 00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:32,720 Your gut is an idiot. 332 00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:35,022 - Gah! - You need to rush things with Dana. 333 00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:36,757 Rush 'em hard. 334 00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:40,094 Barry, don't do the thing where you contradict my sensible advice. 335 00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:41,762 Okay, Pops is out of his mind. 336 00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,230 You must go for it now. 337 00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:44,498 And here we go. 338 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,200 Dana was your first crush. 339 00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:47,835 Do you know how rare it is 340 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,603 to get a second chance at love? 341 00:11:49,671 --> 00:11:50,838 Pretty rare? 342 00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:53,073 It's literally never happened before. 343 00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:55,509 Please, just listen to your gut. 344 00:11:55,543 --> 00:11:58,412 But I can't hear it over Barry's loud, yet compelling advice. 345 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:01,181 I had a similar experience where it was so perfect with someone, 346 00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:02,282 but I couldn't make it work. 347 00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,884 I regret it to this day. 348 00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:05,919 It wasn't your fault. Lainey moved away to do music. 349 00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:07,287 No, not Lainey. 350 00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:08,756 I'm talking about Gary. 351 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,591 How am I losing to this guy? 352 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,060 You need to make a giant romantic gesture 353 00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:15,629 that reminds her of your lame shared history. 354 00:12:15,697 --> 00:12:18,132 I will, and your passion makes me certain it'll work. 355 00:12:18,199 --> 00:12:19,466 And I'm certain of it, 356 00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:21,735 but it needs to be big and over the top. 357 00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,637 I'm gonna go get my girlfriend back! 358 00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,707 It's a good thing I was here. 359 00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,575 While I was excited to win Dana back, 360 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:31,612 my mom was trying hard not to lose her children forever. 361 00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:34,314 Okay, I've got some fantastic news. 362 00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,949 Flavor Overdrive died and I can stop living 363 00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,317 in this well-appointed suburban hellhole? 364 00:12:37,385 --> 00:12:38,986 Even better. 365 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:42,389 I thought of ways to make this hellhole a lot more tolerable. 366 00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:45,759 Erica, I read and highlighted 367 00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:48,162 chapter four of your sociology book. 368 00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:50,731 What? I was licking my chops to get to that chapter! 369 00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:52,132 I guess I'll go read chapter five. 370 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,836 And, Barry, look at this adorable toga I made for you. 371 00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:57,271 All right, enough! 372 00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,840 You ruined my college dreams just to keep us near you, 373 00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:01,008 but it's not gonna work. 374 00:13:01,075 --> 00:13:02,776 I refuse to be in the same room as you. 375 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,145 Barry, get back here. 376 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,313 Nope! 377 00:13:06,347 --> 00:13:07,581 Fine, I'll just go down there. 378 00:13:07,615 --> 00:13:09,183 Oh, then I'll be in here. 379 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,918 Okay, this is ridiculous. 380 00:13:10,952 --> 00:13:13,253 Barry, you cannot avoid me. 381 00:13:13,288 --> 00:13:14,421 But he did. 382 00:13:14,455 --> 00:13:16,924 He went to this room, and then that room, 383 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,992 and back to this room, and that room again, 384 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:20,294 and for some reason, back to this room, 385 00:13:20,328 --> 00:13:21,595 and here again. 386 00:13:21,629 --> 00:13:23,964 This went on for 12 minutes until, finally... 387 00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,165 I mean it. 388 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,334 You will never again have the experience 389 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,169 of being in the same room as me. 390 00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,504 What if we're at a family wedding? 391 00:13:30,538 --> 00:13:32,105 I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room. 392 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,307 What about a museum? 393 00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:34,675 Unlikely, since I have no interest 394 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:35,876 in history or art of any kind. 395 00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:37,311 Fallout shelter? 396 00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:39,980 I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion. 397 00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:41,181 What about my funeral? 398 00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,716 I will give a dominant eulogy... 399 00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,184 Oh, thank God. 400 00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:47,354 ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location. 401 00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:49,990 While Barry was ending his relationship with my mom, 402 00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:52,726 I had the perfect plan to kick-start mine with Dana 403 00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:54,561 and overwhelm her with our history. 404 00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:58,565 There were rings and songs and, oddly, a baby 405 00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:01,668 and battle gear for a warrior fighting to win back his love. 406 00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:02,803 This feels right. 407 00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:07,875 - Adam? - Yep. 408 00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:11,044 And former Genesis front man Peter Gabriel. 409 00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,646 Damn it. Batteries. 410 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,548 Okay, imagine In Your Eyes is playing 411 00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:15,749 as I present to you... 412 00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:17,184 Laser tag. 413 00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:18,719 Is that the baby we took care of? 414 00:14:18,753 --> 00:14:20,520 "Hi, Mommy. I wuv you." 415 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:22,723 Okay, that's weird. 416 00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:23,924 All of this is weird. 417 00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:25,259 Why is it happening? 418 00:14:25,326 --> 00:14:27,361 Eh... You know what? Hang on. I'll be right out. 419 00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:28,762 Oh, no. Stay put. 420 00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,665 I come to you via trellis. 421 00:14:31,699 --> 00:14:32,933 This was it. 422 00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,535 Just like old times, I'd climb Dana's trellis 423 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,437 for an epic romantic gesture. 424 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,039 It was my second chance at love, 425 00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:41,341 and I was sure it would be twice as magical. 426 00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,343 Dana Caldwell, would you... 427 00:14:43,378 --> 00:14:44,344 Uh-oh. 428 00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:46,079 Ahh! 429 00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:47,781 Adam! 430 00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:49,883 Unfortunately, I didn't realize I was twice as big. 431 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,551 Adam! 432 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,253 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 433 00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:55,188 - What's going on? - I can fix your trellis. 434 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,890 Full disclosure, I can't. 435 00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,792 And what's with all this stuff from our past? 436 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,794 I'm reminding you of our shared history, 437 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,763 to grease the wheels for asking you to the Aloha Dance. 438 00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:05,132 Are you serious right now? 439 00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:06,533 Huh. 440 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,902 Not the kind of question to fill a guy with confidence. 441 00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:11,872 I guess I thought we could start going out again. 442 00:15:11,906 --> 00:15:13,073 What do you say? 443 00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:15,275 I say no. 444 00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:18,045 See you later, Adam. 445 00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:19,479 Wait, wait, wait. 446 00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:22,082 - Tell me what's wrong. - Everything, Adam. 447 00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,051 I just left my home and my life 448 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,653 and moved back to a place I haven't lived in years. 449 00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:29,990 And the one person I thought was my friend couldn't even be that. 450 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,062 While my second chance at love with Dana came crashing down, 451 00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,496 my mom was spinning out. 452 00:15:36,564 --> 00:15:38,999 So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, 453 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,267 and what's worse is, 454 00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:42,469 now he refuses to attend my funeral. 455 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,838 Help me, Dean Dean. 456 00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,474 As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, 457 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:49,509 housing became available for your children. 458 00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:50,777 It did? 459 00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,346 Yes, and when I called to tell you, 460 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,814 your husband said "No, thanks." 461 00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:57,150 Are you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] with me right now? 462 00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:58,485 It was you. 463 00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:01,021 You're the one that caused this whole mess. 464 00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:02,155 - What? - That's right. 465 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,424 Per Dean Dean, housing became available, 466 00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:07,661 - which your father refused. - Is that true, Dad? 467 00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,129 Maybe. 468 00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,163 What? 469 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,765 Yes. 470 00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:13,300 Are you saying "yes"? 471 00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:14,701 Maybe. 472 00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:16,536 - What? - Yes. 473 00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,138 He's talking so softly, 474 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,973 it's imperceptible to human ears. 475 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,775 I must know the truth. 476 00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:23,543 - Maybe. - Damn it, Murray, 477 00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:26,646 you obviously can't say the words, so clearly you did it. 478 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,482 Fine! I did it, okay? 479 00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,784 - You monster! - Oh, my God! 480 00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:32,686 Well, I hope it was worth it, Murray. 481 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,689 You ruined your kids' college years to save a few bucks. 482 00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:38,025 I didn't do it because I was cheap. 483 00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:39,726 Then why? Why would you do this? 484 00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:41,128 'Cause I'm gonna miss 'em. 485 00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:42,195 What? He's doing it again. 486 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,563 I'm gonna miss 'em. 487 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:45,232 Murray, say the words! 488 00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:46,700 I'm gonna miss 'em, okay? 489 00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,802 I spent their whole childhood 490 00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:51,705 sitting in that chair watching TV! 491 00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:53,507 And now they're leaving for college 492 00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:54,908 and there's nothing I can do! 493 00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:56,076 It's too late! 494 00:17:04,101 --> 00:17:06,069 I made a mess of it with Dana, 495 00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:07,437 but I was determined to clean it up. 496 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,842 Ohh, damn it. 497 00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,777 Why'd they oil all the doors? 498 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,547 But first, I had to deal with the swooping jocks. 499 00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:18,915 Dana, can I have a word with you? 500 00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:20,416 Why? 501 00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,018 So you can abuse her trust again? 502 00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:23,853 No, JC Spink as Magnum. 503 00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,788 She needed a friend more than anything. 504 00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,625 Good recap, Walls as TC, Magnum's helicopter pilot. 505 00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:30,693 - If I could just... - It's called listening. 506 00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:33,897 There's a reason God gave us one mouth and two ears. 507 00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,599 I get it, Johnny Atkins as the knowy, fussbottom Higgins. 508 00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,234 Now, please, can I just talk to her alone? 509 00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:39,769 Bro, do you know what it's like 510 00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:41,905 to move back to another city? 511 00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,307 Not knowing if you'll find acceptance or not? 512 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,942 Not to mention her grandmother just passed. 513 00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:47,410 Can you imagine, dude? 514 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,546 My grandma's my North Star. 515 00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,114 You were the one she thought she could count on. 516 00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:53,583 Thus her intense disappointment. 517 00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,585 Okay, I'm glad she shared so much with everyone. 518 00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:57,754 It's fine, you guys. We'll catch up later. 519 00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,789 At least we can be attentive to her needs. 520 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,393 Wow. 521 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,662 The jocks did a lot of soul searching this summer. 522 00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:07,931 Yeah. Turns out, they're good friends. 523 00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,632 I deserved that. 524 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,168 Well, they're not wrong. I have a lot going on, 525 00:18:12,236 --> 00:18:13,336 and the Adam that I used to know 526 00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:14,470 would have understood that. 527 00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,739 And I do. Here. 528 00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,108 No. 529 00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:21,578 It's not what you think. It's a friendship ring. 530 00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,813 When I gave it to you the first time, we were friends, 531 00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:24,981 and I know that's what you need now. 532 00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:30,153 And if you can forgive me, 533 00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:32,021 I'll be best friend you could ever ask for. 534 00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,791 ♪ Over you 535 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,760 ♪ I can't believe you're gone 536 00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:39,195 Well, then, I guess I should forgive you. 537 00:18:40,598 --> 00:18:44,701 ♪ You were the first, you'll be the last 538 00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:50,139 ♪ Wherever you go, I'll be with you 539 00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,942 I had no idea how you felt about missing the children. 540 00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:55,645 Neither did I. 541 00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,513 And then bags started getting packed 542 00:18:57,548 --> 00:18:59,983 and posters came off the walls, 543 00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:02,819 and it became too real. 544 00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:04,354 ♪ To lay your heart and head upon 545 00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:06,189 ♪ Remember, after the fire 546 00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,059 All you've ever wanted was for the kids to go to college. 547 00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,394 Yeah. 548 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,396 I put so much focus on them leaving, 549 00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,365 I never thought of them not being here. 550 00:19:15,399 --> 00:19:17,000 Oh, Murray. 551 00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,302 I just wish I would have spent more time with them. 552 00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:23,206 It's not too late. 553 00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:28,811 What's that for? 554 00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,913 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did. 555 00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:31,981 Real beans this time. 556 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,716 Thanks, Dad. 557 00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,018 I also talked to the school 558 00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:36,219 and got you a room in the dorms. 559 00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:37,520 That's amazing! 560 00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:39,255 Wait, what's the roommate situation? 561 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,591 Well, you each have one, 562 00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:42,859 and I think they're both pretty great. 563 00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:46,596 And I'm really gonna miss them. 564 00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:48,531 Wait, are we living with each other? 565 00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:50,066 You think you can make it work? 566 00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,038 - We'll make it work. - Totally. 567 00:19:55,072 --> 00:19:57,774 ♪ I'll be with you 568 00:19:57,841 --> 00:19:59,609 When it comes to the people you love, 569 00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,944 whether they're leaving or coming back into your life, 570 00:20:02,012 --> 00:20:04,113 they'll always have a special place in your heart, 571 00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:06,282 even if it's just as friends. 572 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:09,118 That's the thing about change. It can be scary, 573 00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:10,953 but it's often the one thing you need 574 00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:13,289 to realize how much you really love someone. 575 00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:15,692 And sure, goodbyes are never easy. 576 00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,460 It seems like the more you care, 577 00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:19,295 the harder it is to let go. 578 00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,197 But if we make the moments count, 579 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,300 we'll always have something to hold on to. 580 00:20:24,368 --> 00:20:25,702 'Cause in the end, 581 00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,870 no matter how much distance there is between you 582 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:29,872 or how much time you spend apart, 583 00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:32,208 with family, the one thing that never leaves 584 00:20:32,242 --> 00:20:34,110 is the love you share. 585 00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:36,612 _ 586 00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:38,881 Dad, how do you feel about Eric and Barry 587 00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,083 both going away to college? 588 00:20:40,117 --> 00:20:41,884 - I'm very happy. - Really? 589 00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:44,120 Now if you would only leave, I'd be even happier. 590 00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:47,123 I'm so sad about Eric and Barry leaving. 591 00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:48,925 I can't take it anymore. 592 00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:50,660 Rah! 593 00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:56,518 Erica Goldberg, I was sent by the shogun to take you out. 594 00:20:56,552 --> 00:20:57,886 Fight me! 595 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,388 I'm not Barry. I'm someone else. 596 00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:03,024 Come on! All roommates do this. 597 00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,192 You're the weird one. 598 00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:05,493 Hee-yah! 599 00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,762 Ple-e-e-ase? 600 00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,364 Ple-e-e-ase? 601 00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,899 Okay, I'm only gonna do this once. 602 00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:13,735 Come at me. 603 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,738 Oh! Ow! 604 00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,873 You're supposed to warn me! 605 00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:20,174 That's how Houdini died! 606 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:26,413 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com