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Ah, proms of the '80s.
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Tons of taffeta, tuxes with tails,
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top hats, and over-the-top hair.
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With William Penn's big night
just around the corner,
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it was time to man up and see
if Brea Bee would go with me.
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Dude, now's your chance.
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I can see that, Dave Kim.
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I have eyes and extremely
robust corrective lenses.
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So, why aren't you going in?
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Maybe because if she says no,
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my heart will explode,
and I'll die of shame!
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Shame means nothing to you.
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Remember that time
you were wearing khakis
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and you sat on that brownie?
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You mean yesterday? Yes, I do.
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I'm gonna go do the thing.
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Brea and I had held hands,
couple's skated,
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shared off-campus lunches,
and went for ice cream.
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But she was the most
popular girl in school,
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and I never quite knew where I stood.
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What I did know was I was
about to ask her to prom.
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- Hey, Brea...
- Let's go to prom.
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You're asking me?
Tables turned! Women can do it!
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Working Girl. Melanie Griffith.
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Sexy, but competent.
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Let the River Run.
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Is there a yes in there?
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Yes! A thousand times yes!
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I'm so excited!
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And while the moments that followed
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might not have happened
exactly this way,
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here's what it felt like.
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Don't touch me, freak!
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- With pleasure.
- Give me your lunch, Goldnerd.
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It's my mom's meatloaf on pumpernickel.
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You're in for a treat.
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Three, two... Basketball.
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That's my dad's ball.
I'm not supposed to get trash on it!
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Hey!
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Let's go, girls!
Five, six, seven, eight!
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Who's the short-haired girl?
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It's me! Go Quakers!
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Hey! I don't even know who you are.
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Read your arm!
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Goldberg, stop dancing
to your inner soundtrack!
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- Dance with me!
- This isn't infectious!
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Get off me!
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Oh!
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Mom!
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What are you doing here?
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After last week, you probably need
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a new pair of rescue
underwear for your locker.
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That's the worst thing I've
ever heard, but I don't care!
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Jitterbug!
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Oh!
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Wha!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was May 13th, 1980-something,
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and Erica and Geoff were accomplishing
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the mundane but necessary
tasks of adulthood.
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Dude, guess what I just bought.
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Something excessive and frivolous,
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like another indoor
vertical tomato garden?
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That sounds awesome, but no.
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I got stamps!
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For mailing stuff?
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Wow. You're kind of an adult!
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I'm all the way adult!
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I don't know why people are always
complaining about it. It's easy.
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Well, I did my thing for the day,
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so now it's sweatpants o'clock.
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Geoffrey, it's your mother.
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Uhp, here comes the daily recap.
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I went to the store, got some TP,
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the kind your dad likes on his tushie.
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Oh, and speaking of him, he had
a minor massive heart attack
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and we're at Abington Memorial.
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Miss you.
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- My dad had a heart attack!
- Oh, wow.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Stop saying "wow"! What do I do?
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Uhhh...
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Stop saying "er-uh"!
I've got to get down there!
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Are you coming?
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- Do you need me to come?
- Yes!
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Then I guess... that's what I'm doing.
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Yep, turns out when it came to a crisis,
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Erica might not have been
as adult as she thought.
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Dad, thank God. Are you okay?
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Part of my heart died because
of a lack of blood flow.
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Yeah. I'm a regular Bo Jackson.
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Dad only uses sarcasm
when he's vulnerable!
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Oh, it's gonna be perfect and fine.
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Mom's sugar-coating everything
'cause she's in denial!
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It is nice to know that you
have this all under control,
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so I am just gonna
scooch on out of here.
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And... Oh. Okay.
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That is a bathroom
with a chair in the shower.
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You can't leave now. I-I need you here.
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In this room? With all the... beeping
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and the tubes filled with
fluid going into your dad?
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And... Oh, God, that one seems
to be going against traffic!
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I came as soon as I heard.
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First question, who needs a hug?
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There you go. Know you are loved.
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Geoff, are you crying?
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No! Yes! I am! I'm sorry!
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Let it out. Tears are the
words the heart can't say.
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My heart quit a job it had for 67 years.
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Lou, look at me. I'm getting the
best care available for you.
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The best.
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I'm pre-med, so you know
I mean business.
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Your words are meaningless.
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But your firm and encouraging
tone sets me at ease.
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Where's the doctor? As your advocate,
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I'm gonna need more tests.
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Many of them unnecessary,
expensive, and invasive.
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I don't know why, but I'm gonna get him.
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Sit, Linda. You need your strength.
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We all need your strength.
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Barry, I am so glad you're here.
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I feel a calmness washing over me.
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Good. Let me be your human bubble bath.
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I'll be right back
and you can all soak in me.
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The hell was that?
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I guess your brother's a rock
in these situations.
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Well, people do go out of their way
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to avoid him at the beach.
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As Erica proved she was no rock,
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I was gonna use movies to
help me have a rocking prom.
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Okay, I got Footloose,
Back to the Future,
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and the John Hughes tour de force
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Pretty in Pink.
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In the real world, Molly Ringwald
would never end up
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with the handsome rich kid, Blane.
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Then who? Duckie?
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They deserve each other.
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Him with his dumb hats and
her with that crappy dress.
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That dress is iconic!
They named the movie after it!
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It wasn't even flattering.
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Too much frill and those puffy arms.
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Not for Dave Kim.
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Thank God the fashion house
of Dave Kim has weighed in.
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I know two things. Fashion and women.
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Brea will obviously be voted prom queen,
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while you'll be left in the shadows,
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literally, holding her
tasteful, beaded clutch.
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That's nonsense, Dave Kim.
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Dave Kim speaks the truth.
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Johnny Atkins? What are you doing here?
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Returning and re-renting Moonstruck.
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And you got big problems.
Trust me. I was you.
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Whoa! That's a guy who could work
at a deli without a hairnet.
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It was my first junior year.
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And I scored a date with the
prettiest, coolest chick in school.
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- Good for you.
- Bad for me.
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The night started off magical,
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but then she was crowned queen
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and left in the king's white
limo to the airport Radisson.
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Oh, no, Dave Kim's scenario has merit!
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After that prom, I stopped
studying, got into prog rock,
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and never cut my hair again.
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That seems like an overreaction,
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and your hair should be
much longer, but wow!
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I'm gonna need you more
than ever tonight, Cher.
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Show me how stereotypical Italians love!
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Whatever! I like Brea and she likes me.
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I'm not worried.
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Mama, I'm worried.
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Who put you in such
a state of agitation?
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I'll have them expelled or fired
from school, depending on their age.
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I'm going to prom with Brea.
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That cute redhead? Oh.
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Well, if it couldn't be me,
I'm happy it's her.
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But I'm worried once she's queen,
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I'll be spending the night alone
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as she's showered with rose petals
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while riding across the gym
on a white stallion.
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I don't know how it works.
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How it works is Mama
is gonna make you prom king.
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- You can do that?
- I can do whatever I want.
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Literally no rules apply to me.
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It was true.
For my mom, making me prom king
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meant nothing was off limits.
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We legally change your
name to "Prom King."
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People will check it on the
ballot 'cause they're dumb.
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We have one of my bras
sticking out of your backpack.
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I'm thinking my black lacy one,
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but you pick your favorite.
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We use a cool new student, Don Steele,
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to split the popular vote.
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Don Steele's secret?
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He's me.
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Those are technically options
and also some crimes.
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Could you guys be quiet?
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I'm trying to watch M.A.S.H.
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They say it's a comedy,
so I-I guess it is.
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Murray, your child is in crisis.
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What are you talking about?
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He's going with the most
popular girl in school.
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Therefore, he's popular.
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- It does?
- Yeah. Kids are morons.
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They see you with that girl,
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then they think you're special,
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and before you know it,
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you're elected captain of the dance.
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It's not that easy, Murray.
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But Dad's saying it is,
which fits with my agenda.
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By tomorrow, I'll be sitting
on that prom court!
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Well, for your sake, I hope so.
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But if not, you've got your
pick of your mom's bras.
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Yeah, you're a lucky boy.
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While my dad was being
unusually supportive of me,
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Erica's attempts to be supportive
of Geoff were unusual.
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Who says I don't take care
of my people, huh?
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Geoff, for you, it's PayDay!
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What are you talking about?
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It's like a chocolate bar
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- but without any chocolate.
- Oh, good.
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Now I can wish for chocolate
and more years with my dad.
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There you go. And Linda,
you scored a Skor bar.
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Different spelling.
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I'm the best.
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Please, just let me sit
here with my thoughts.
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De-nied!
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Who's ready for my famous
homemade chicken noodle soup?
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Famous? The only thing you're famous for
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is fighting one of those animatronic
bears at ShowBiz Pizza.
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And my soup.
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This smells so delicious.
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It has a secret ingredient... Love.
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And beans and beef stock.
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Technically, it's a chili.
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Hi, Schwartz family.
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Just stopping by to say
Lou is out of surgery
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and everything went great.
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- Oh, thank God.
- He's still recovering,
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- but you can see him soon.
- Not so fast.
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I'm Mr. Future Dr. Barry Goldberg.
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I'd like to know more
about the procedure.
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I'm not sure we need the gory specifics.
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It's important we know exactly
what Lou has been through
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so I can tailor my support strategy
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to his unique path to recovery.
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Barry's right. We should know.
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I-If you want to step out
or something, it's okay.
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I'm here.
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I can't tell you how many
times I've looked at Lou
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00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:38,483
- and wondered what goes on in there.
- Okay.
254
00:08:38,545 --> 00:08:40,975
First, I made an eight-inch
incision through the chest.
255
00:08:42,178 --> 00:08:44,406
- You sure you wanna stay?
- I'm lovin' it.
256
00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,675
Then I used a bone saw
to crack open the sternum.
257
00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,010
Ohh.
258
00:08:48,078 --> 00:08:49,979
For those of you keeping
track, Lou is open.
259
00:08:50,013 --> 00:08:52,057
Then I used a tool
called a rib spreader.
260
00:08:52,112 --> 00:08:55,017
Oh, I'm never gonna
eat at Tony Roma's again.
261
00:08:55,085 --> 00:08:57,520
So, by this point, I am
wrist-deep in chest cavity...
262
00:08:57,545 --> 00:08:58,476
I'm down.
263
00:08:58,526 --> 00:08:59,988
As Erica couldn't handle the doctor,
264
00:09:00,058 --> 00:09:03,092
it was time to see if I had a
shot at becoming prom king.
265
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,293
Oh, no!
266
00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:05,949
You really thought
you had a chance, bro?
267
00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:08,864
My dad lazily implied that Brea's
popularity would rub off on me.
268
00:09:08,932 --> 00:09:10,099
It did not.
269
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,634
This is okay. I'm still going with Brea,
270
00:09:11,668 --> 00:09:12,868
and we're gonna have a great time.
271
00:09:12,936 --> 00:09:15,371
To paraphrase Cher's
character in Moonstruck...
272
00:09:15,438 --> 00:09:16,772
Snap out of it!
273
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,140
There's my handsome prom date.
274
00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:19,493
- You ready for lunch?
- Big time!
275
00:09:19,555 --> 00:09:23,320
As Brea took my hand, I realized
I had nothing to worry about.
276
00:09:23,346 --> 00:09:24,847
Of course we were equals!
277
00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:27,149
And all our peers
would see it the same way.
278
00:09:27,184 --> 00:09:28,984
Hey, Brea! You got prom queen locked up!
279
00:09:29,019 --> 00:09:30,152
And me locked down!
280
00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:31,987
No one's talking to you, freshman.
281
00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:33,363
- Junior!
- Nah. That's not right.
282
00:09:33,388 --> 00:09:35,113
I think I know what grade
I'm in, thank you.
283
00:09:35,177 --> 00:09:37,669
Turns out, maybe I did have
something to worry about.
284
00:09:37,694 --> 00:09:39,228
Hey, Brea, let's talk about
the prom after-party
285
00:09:39,296 --> 00:09:40,963
when you're done giving
this new student a tour.
286
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,399
Walls, I go here!
287
00:09:43,466 --> 00:09:45,734
We shared a motel room on that
school trip to the state capital!
288
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:48,237
Damn. That you, Night Light?
289
00:09:48,305 --> 00:09:49,405
Yes, and moving on!
290
00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:51,307
Hey, prom queen! You wanna roll with me?
291
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,709
I got a couple of dates,
but, uh, I'll ditch them.
292
00:09:53,743 --> 00:09:55,711
That's really sweet.
But I'm going with Adam Goldberg.
293
00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:57,413
- Mm. Doesn't ring a bell.
- It's me!
294
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,181
This is kind of
a private conversation, bro.
295
00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:00,349
We're holding hands!
296
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:01,517
And you're squeezing really hard.
297
00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:03,485
Let go of her, dude.
You don't even know her.
298
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,653
See you at the prom, Brea.
299
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:05,988
Yep, I had to do something.
300
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,057
Mama, make me king!
301
00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:10,690
- Done!
- She didn't even take off her apron
302
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,995
and there's still a pan on the stove!
303
00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,097
She takes care of her kids.
304
00:10:14,175 --> 00:10:18,033
But history has proven when you
involve your mom, it ends badly!
305
00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,902
Haven't you learned that by now?
306
00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:21,831
You would think, but I'm gonna be king!
307
00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:23,015
Ah.
308
00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:27,090
Erica was determined to
support Geoff in his time of need.
309
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,336
Unfortunately, she needed Barry.
310
00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:31,426
Shouldn't you be giving
Geoff's mom another foot rub?
311
00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:34,374
Which, by the way, was the most
upsetting thing I saw at that hospital.
312
00:10:34,409 --> 00:10:36,043
I needed a lot of lotion.
313
00:10:36,077 --> 00:10:37,544
It's been a dry winter for Linda.
314
00:10:37,579 --> 00:10:39,613
Oh, my God. Are those Geoff's BVDs?
315
00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:42,583
You may not be aware 'cause
you're off on Erica Island,
316
00:10:42,617 --> 00:10:44,218
but there's news from the mainland
317
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,853
that Geoff's dad has a heart issue.
318
00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:47,287
I know!
319
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,556
I also know that I suck as a caregiver.
320
00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:50,858
But what makes me the most crazy
321
00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:53,293
is that you're good at it. How?
322
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,063
I have full access to my
explosive emotions at any time.
323
00:10:56,097 --> 00:10:58,599
I've seen you fight animals, birds.
All God's creatures.
324
00:10:58,633 --> 00:10:59,967
My space is my space.
325
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,803
But, on the upside, I can
also feel deeply for others
326
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,104
in a time of great need.
327
00:11:04,139 --> 00:11:05,652
I can't believe I'm asking you this,
328
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,240
but can you teach me?
329
00:11:07,303 --> 00:11:09,576
Erica, the answer
to your troubles is TEEF.
330
00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:10,744
Are you trying to say the word "teeth"?
331
00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:12,112
TEEF.
332
00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:15,249
Stands for Tone, Eye contact,
Empathy, and Food.
333
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,584
You do know the word "feet"
is right there for ya.
334
00:11:17,619 --> 00:11:18,752
Let's jump in with both TEEF.
335
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:20,713
First, tone.
336
00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:21,881
Observe.
337
00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,258
Pops, I have some very upsetting news.
338
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,425
We're out of cream cheese.
339
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,294
Oh, no. I had a hankering,
340
00:11:27,328 --> 00:11:29,563
but the way you said it
made it all okay.
341
00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:31,098
I'll just use butter and jam.
342
00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:33,000
Now the second E... Empathy.
343
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,168
What happened to the first E?
344
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,469
There's an order to this.
345
00:11:35,503 --> 00:11:39,239
Pops, I once ran out of
cream cheese, too.
346
00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,741
I empathize.
347
00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:43,477
Wow, I'm not so alone on this journey.
348
00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:44,611
Can you go faster?
349
00:11:44,646 --> 00:11:46,146
That brings me to the first E...
350
00:11:46,181 --> 00:11:47,414
Eye contact.
351
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,349
Pops, let my eyes tell you
352
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,851
I'm here for you
353
00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,953
during this difficult cream cheese time.
354
00:11:52,987 --> 00:11:55,088
Your big, wet peepers
are incredibly intense
355
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,423
and off-putting,
356
00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:57,758
but then it kinda settles.
357
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,293
And next is food.
358
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:02,663
I'm talking about nourishment
for the body and soul.
359
00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:05,199
Cream cheese? You did it, Barry!
360
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,034
You got me through this!
361
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,003
No, he didn't! He created a cream
cheese crisis so he could solve it!
362
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:12,439
And yet I feel better.
363
00:12:12,473 --> 00:12:14,808
Erica, you should get in
on this TEEF thing.
364
00:12:14,842 --> 00:12:16,310
I got nothing less insane.
365
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,444
I'm gonna go find Geoff.
366
00:12:17,478 --> 00:12:18,545
And, uh, give him these for me.
367
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,948
Whoa. How did you get
his T-shirts so soft?
368
00:12:20,982 --> 00:12:23,016
Same way I get my hair
so soft... Fabric softener.
369
00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:24,651
While Barry was saving the day,
370
00:12:24,686 --> 00:12:26,353
my mom was coming to my rescue.
371
00:12:26,387 --> 00:12:28,388
Thank you for seeing me
on such short notice.
372
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,190
You were sitting in here
when I walked in,
373
00:12:30,225 --> 00:12:32,392
so that was no notice at all.
374
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,561
And then I when I asked you
to leave, you said,
375
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,129
"I'm not your hair."
376
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,066
Now down to business.
Adam needs to be prom king.
377
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,134
Ha! The voting's already done.
He got zero!
378
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,569
He didn't even vote for himself!
379
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,371
Then just lose the prom court.
380
00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:47,140
Do the popular kids
really need to be crowned?
381
00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:49,376
I mean, what kind of message
does that send to the others?
382
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,411
- Suck less?
- Be beautiful on the outside.
383
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,914
And isn't it your duty
to protect those kids?
384
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:56,383
My only duty is to my cats
and the Freemasons.
385
00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:59,319
And crowning the prom king
and queen is tradition.
386
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,221
A tradition of unfairness.
387
00:13:01,256 --> 00:13:02,923
I bet your proms weren't so great.
388
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,057
I didn't even go to mine.
389
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:05,859
The six girls I asked all said no
390
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:07,995
in various cruel and elaborate ways.
391
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:09,196
It was like a game for them.
392
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,999
I went to my prom,
and it was a lovely time.
393
00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,834
We drank punch, we danced,
394
00:13:13,868 --> 00:13:17,204
and then we went back to our
dormitories at our all-boys school.
395
00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,705
See? Life is unfair.
396
00:13:18,740 --> 00:13:20,274
The prom shouldn't make it worse.
397
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,209
That makes sense.
398
00:13:22,243 --> 00:13:23,744
This is a Quaker school.
399
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:25,379
We shouldn't endorse any tradition
400
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,214
that makes the uggos feel bad.
401
00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:28,915
So you'll do away with the prom court?
402
00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:30,584
I'm killin' the prom altogether.
403
00:13:30,618 --> 00:13:31,852
- [Bleep] you say?
- You're right.
404
00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:33,220
Prom... Bad.
405
00:13:33,254 --> 00:13:35,389
- No prom... Good.
- No, no, no.
406
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,457
You play with fire, you get Woodburned!
407
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,925
Technically, she just got Balled.
408
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,595
Look out, world, Dale and
Earl are swingin' back!
409
00:13:41,629 --> 00:13:42,929
My mom had overcorrected.
410
00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:45,032
Her only hope was
I wouldn't be too upset.
411
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,401
You got my [Bleep] prom cancelled?
412
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,635
It's not a complete loss.
413
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:49,903
They did replace it with...
414
00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:52,572
"The Egalitarian
Quaker Gathering of Friends"?
415
00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:54,374
What the hell even is that?
416
00:13:54,409 --> 00:13:56,043
It is exactly like a prom,
417
00:13:56,077 --> 00:13:57,611
except there's no dates or music,
418
00:13:57,645 --> 00:13:59,079
and it's in the late afternoon.
419
00:13:59,113 --> 00:14:00,781
That's a school assembly!
420
00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:03,450
Like when McGruff the Crime Dog
came to talk about safety,
421
00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:05,252
but wouldn't stop frisking me.
422
00:14:05,286 --> 00:14:07,287
But now you and Brea are equals.
423
00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:09,389
And isn't that the happy takeaway here?
424
00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,291
- Screw this noise, I'm walkin' home.
- No!
425
00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:12,959
I'll get you two proms!
426
00:14:12,994 --> 00:14:14,795
You've done enough.
I'm gonna handle this myself.
427
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,069
As I tried to undo my mom's damage,
428
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,232
Erica set out to do right by Geoff.
429
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:21,335
Thanks, hon. I needed a
break from the hospital.
430
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,969
There was a baby in the maternity ward
431
00:14:23,004 --> 00:14:24,638
that had a full head of black hair.
432
00:14:24,672 --> 00:14:27,107
Like a tiny anchorman.
It was very unsettling.
433
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:29,176
Life's a rainbow of possibilities.
Now let's do this thing.
434
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,144
Starting with food!
435
00:14:31,179 --> 00:14:32,979
Boom! Comfort hoagie flying in!
436
00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:34,748
Whoa!
437
00:14:34,782 --> 00:14:37,084
That was way more corned beef
than I was ready for!
438
00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,853
And pickle spears, slaw, and sauerkraut.
439
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,067
I got you!
440
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:43,832
You know what'd be nice after
I choke down all this cabbage...
441
00:14:43,864 --> 00:14:46,326
Just a quiet moment where I don't
really have to think and...
442
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:48,574
- What are you doing now?
- Making soothing eye contact.
443
00:14:48,629 --> 00:14:50,197
But you're laser-ing
through my soul! It hurts!
444
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,532
Good, you're raw and ready.
Here comes some empathy.
445
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,034
I thought we were just gonna
sit on this blanket.
446
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,220
It's all going to be okay, Geoffrey.
447
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,247
What is that voice?
448
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,019
It's an unwavering
and understanding tone.
449
00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:00,062
It conveys safety.
450
00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,541
It conveys Darth Vader.
451
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:05,212
Damn it, I'm sorry.
I just was trying to comfort you.
452
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,713
Clearly I don't know what I'm doing,
453
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,982
so if you need someone, just call Barry.
454
00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:10,450
I-I would. But he's with my mom.
455
00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:11,952
He promised her a Barry day.
456
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:14,054
While Erica's plan
to comfort Geoff fell short,
457
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,157
I had come too far to let anything
get in the way of my prom.
458
00:15:17,191 --> 00:15:18,225
Ball, we need to talk!
459
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,493
No need to thank me.
460
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,963
Canceling prom is my gift to you
and... all those like you.
461
00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,831
It's a dork present. For you!
462
00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:26,299
Thanks for the translation.
463
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,001
But I actually have a prom date.
464
00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,537
Let me guess... She's a camp
friend no one has ever seen?
465
00:15:30,571 --> 00:15:33,673
I did the work for you, buddy. Relax.
466
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,041
But I'm going to prom with Brea Bee!
467
00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:36,710
And Lynda Carter and I are going camping
468
00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:38,245
- in the Delaware Water Gap.
- No!
469
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,880
Brea and I are dating,
and this prom was the thing
470
00:15:39,914 --> 00:15:41,815
that was gonna cement us as a couple.
471
00:15:41,849 --> 00:15:43,517
If I had taken someone
like Brea Bee to my prom,
472
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,585
I would've been unstoppable.
473
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,687
Or at least not travel
with a coupon folder.
474
00:15:47,722 --> 00:15:50,557
And I could've been President
of these United States.
475
00:15:50,591 --> 00:15:52,359
Sure, Reagan takes California,
476
00:15:52,393 --> 00:15:55,095
but the rest of those dominoes
fall Ball's way.
477
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,564
And now I have a chance not
to end up like either of you.
478
00:15:57,598 --> 00:15:59,199
Isn't that worth fighting for?
479
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,371
I'd made my case.
480
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:01,840
Yeah, it was a long shot, but
481
00:16:01,887 --> 00:16:04,746
this would be a win
for geeks everywhere.
482
00:16:04,801 --> 00:16:08,542
Attention, students, prom is back on.
483
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:09,906
- You can just do that?
- I'm principal.
484
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,023
I have unchecked power.
485
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,929
Attention, students, prom is off again.
486
00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:17,384
Just kidding. It's on.
487
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:18,618
It's a rollercoaster, but I'll take it.
488
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,754
- Brea, did you hear?
- About prom?
489
00:16:20,788 --> 00:16:22,473
Yeah, those announcements
were super weird.
490
00:16:22,497 --> 00:16:25,625
Yeah. But I got it un-cancelled.
So now it's all good.
491
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,800
Is it?
492
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,862
'Cause there's this rumor
that you were the one
493
00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,073
that got it cancelled
in the first place.
494
00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:31,683
Fff... No.
495
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:32,966
It was my mom.
496
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,267
She went rogue.
497
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,438
- At my request.
- At your request?
498
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,105
I was a little worried that you
were gonna become prom queen.
499
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:40,540
Wh... A-And you'd have
a problem with that?
500
00:16:40,575 --> 00:16:41,708
No.
501
00:16:41,742 --> 00:16:42,909
But sure.
502
00:16:42,944 --> 00:16:44,211
I mean, there's always a chance
503
00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,046
you were gonna get
whisked away by the king
504
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,114
and then pulled into his
Doctor Detroit- style limo
505
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:49,282
with a hot tub in the back, right?
506
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:50,383
That's what you think is gonna happen?
507
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:51,651
I'm not sure about the hot tub.
508
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,253
That might not even be street legal.
509
00:16:53,287 --> 00:16:54,754
I mean, the weight of the water alone.
510
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:55,895
If that's what you really think of me,
511
00:16:55,942 --> 00:16:57,504
then I don't even want
to go to prom with you.
512
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:01,863
♪ Jitterbug ♪
513
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,842
Since I wasn't going to my real prom,
514
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:06,525
I sought comfort in some
prom-themed entertainment.
515
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:08,267
Why are there a bunch
of people on my screen
516
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:09,859
and none of them are Cagney and Lacey?
517
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,101
Because it's Pretty in Pink.
518
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:13,064
There's a crime.
Look at that kid's dumb hair.
519
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,472
That's Duckie. He doesn't
end up with the girl, either.
520
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,254
So, why doesn't Dookie
fight for the girl?
521
00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:18,717
Because she clearly
wants to be with Blane.
522
00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:20,749
So, you want to be like Blaze,
523
00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:22,286
but you're more like Duffy?
524
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,566
It's Blane and Duckie. But yeah.
525
00:17:24,591 --> 00:17:25,624
I think you're more like that one
526
00:17:25,659 --> 00:17:27,092
with the Ronald McDonald hair.
527
00:17:27,127 --> 00:17:28,794
- You mean Molly Ringwald?
- Melanie Grizwald.
528
00:17:28,828 --> 00:17:30,629
Molly. Ringwald.
529
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:32,297
- I don't hear a difference.
- You should.
530
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,099
Yeah, well... She just shows up
531
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:36,468
and everything worked out,
just like it can for you.
532
00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:38,382
I don't know, prom already started.
533
00:17:38,438 --> 00:17:39,938
Didn't stop Mopsy Rainbird.
534
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:41,673
Dad, I appreciate it,
535
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,408
but life doesn't work out
like in the movies.
536
00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:44,743
Usually not.
537
00:17:44,778 --> 00:17:46,578
But every once in a while,
you get a movie moment.
538
00:17:46,613 --> 00:17:48,380
And whether you do something with it...
539
00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:49,715
Well, that's up to you.
540
00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,049
Thanks, Dad.
541
00:17:51,084 --> 00:17:52,618
Ah.
542
00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,586
Sure, the names were crazy off,
543
00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:56,688
but my dad's advice was spot-on.
544
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,590
Every now and then, the guy
knew what he was doing.
545
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:01,593
Did you say all that just so you
could watch Cagney & Lacey?
546
00:18:01,628 --> 00:18:03,696
I can have more than one motivation.
547
00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:05,016
You're a good dad.
548
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,407
And a good husband.
549
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,068
Sometimes we're in this together.
550
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:11,236
And for my mom and dad,
551
00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:13,038
doing things together did the trick.
552
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:15,474
As for me, I was on my own,
553
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:18,944
but thanks to my parents,
I knew what I had to do.
554
00:18:26,986 --> 00:18:28,887
Brea, we need to talk.
555
00:18:28,922 --> 00:18:31,287
About how you thought I was gonna
ditch you the first chance I got?
556
00:18:32,292 --> 00:18:33,659
I asked you, remember?
557
00:18:33,726 --> 00:18:35,594
I know.
558
00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,296
I'm an idiot.
559
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,431
And also, holy crap, you look amazing.
560
00:18:39,465 --> 00:18:40,833
It's not gonna be that easy.
561
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:43,068
I also know I got caught up
in all the wrong things.
562
00:18:44,504 --> 00:18:46,271
It's not about how popular you are.
563
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:48,507
All that matters is that I'm with you.
564
00:18:48,575 --> 00:18:49,908
That's in the right direction.
565
00:18:49,943 --> 00:18:52,344
And I don't care about
what other people think of me.
566
00:18:52,412 --> 00:18:54,308
What's important is
what you think of me.
567
00:18:55,849 --> 00:18:57,292
The girl of my dreams.
568
00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,352
I'm starting to remember
why I asked you.
569
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,433
This time, I'm asking you.
570
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:07,472
Brea Bee, will you please
be my prom date?
571
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:12,464
Yes, a million times yes.
572
00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:16,368
And with that, my prom was saved.
573
00:19:16,436 --> 00:19:19,137
It just took trusting my gut
and being honest.
574
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:21,106
Turns out, that's all you got to do
575
00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,998
for the ones you care about.
576
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,382
Damn it!
577
00:19:24,428 --> 00:19:26,478
Need some help?
578
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:28,881
I was trying to make
these cookies for you, but...
579
00:19:28,948 --> 00:19:30,616
Why am I so awful at this?
580
00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:33,018
- You're not.
- I really am.
581
00:19:33,052 --> 00:19:35,287
Geoff, look at us. We're playing house.
582
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:36,396
We live together,
583
00:19:36,428 --> 00:19:39,224
but the first time a real adult
thing comes up, I can't help you.
584
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:41,727
No one can. Something terrible happened.
585
00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,962
And the hospital's horrible.
It makes everyone uncomfortable.
586
00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:45,564
Not Barry.
587
00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,960
It's well established that
Barry's not like other people.
588
00:19:48,868 --> 00:19:50,249
And I don't need you to be Barry.
589
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:52,944
I don't need you to say or do anything.
590
00:19:52,989 --> 00:19:54,456
I just need you to be there.
591
00:19:54,530 --> 00:19:56,214
Just be there? That's it?
592
00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:57,376
That's it.
593
00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:58,753
That's enough to make me feel better.
594
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,729
I can do that.
595
00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:03,888
It's easy to get in our own heads,
596
00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,739
but then you remember
that the best thing you can do
597
00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:06,982
for the people you love
598
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,553
is just show up.
599
00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:13,725
The thing is, life isn't about
600
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,427
who we think we're supposed to be
601
00:20:15,495 --> 00:20:17,313
or how we're supposed to act.
602
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,477
It's about allowing the people we love
603
00:20:19,531 --> 00:20:21,195
to bring out the best in us.
604
00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:23,258
- It's late.
- I'm not going anywhere.
605
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,523
From life's toughest moments...
606
00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:29,117
...to the sweetest ones...
607
00:20:40,453 --> 00:20:43,121
...life can be pretty in any color.
608
00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:45,791
Yep, as time goes by,
the details get fuzzy,
609
00:20:45,858 --> 00:20:47,426
but one thing's never been clearer...
610
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:52,698
It was 1980-something,
and it was awesome.
611
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:56,359
Welcome to the prom.
612
00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:03,599
No! The Flyers lost!
You suck, Ron Hextall!
613
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:06,137
It's okay, Big Tasty. It's just a game.
614
00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:07,605
Barry's trying to TEEF himself.
615
00:21:07,639 --> 00:21:10,051
- No way. It can't be done.
- Look at me.
616
00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:11,609
Wow. He's really lockin'
eyes with himself.
617
00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:14,278
We've been there before,
but this too shall pass.
618
00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:15,521
He really feels for himself.
619
00:21:15,547 --> 00:21:17,281
Yeah, but he needs food
to finish the job,
620
00:21:17,316 --> 00:21:18,349
and we're out of popcorn.
621
00:21:18,384 --> 00:21:19,784
It's all kernels!
622
00:21:19,818 --> 00:21:21,285
Ugh! Ugh!
623
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,787
I hate you, Flyers!
624
00:21:22,821 --> 00:21:24,456
And... he's learned nothing.
625
00:21:24,573 --> 00:21:29,573
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