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Back in the '80s,
our teachers looked like this.
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They were sad-sacks,
angry-sacks, or lonely-sacks.
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But that all changed in college,
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when Barry actually had a hot teacher.
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Pour some knowledge on me.
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Stop it, Barry.
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She is an intelligent woman
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who shouldn't be reduced
to just an object,
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and, oh, my God,
she's got cheekbones for days.
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Why would she be a T.A.
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when she could be holding a number
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to indicate what round it is
in a boxing match?
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The only thing I get is that
you're a super gross horn dog.
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But it's not just that.
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She actually makes me want to learn.
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I'm hot for teacher.
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Like the Van Halen song?
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That song perfectly captures
both her profession
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and my feelings towards that profession.
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Let me hand back your essays.
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Fantastic job.
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Shama-lama-ding-dong!
Erica dids it again.
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And, Barry, yours is in here somewhere.
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Oh, just look for the one with
the strawberry-jam fingerprints.
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Here it is.
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- Excellent job, as well.
- Yes!
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Smarty people in the house!
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What the hell? You got an A, too?
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Yeah. I cranked that bad boy out quick.
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That's Barry's number-one trick
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for academic success... Speed.
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There is no way we both earned A's.
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Erica, when you say things like that,
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it makes me think
you think I'm not intelligent.
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I don't.
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You are widely considered
stupider than me
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by family, society, and
any jacket with a zipper.
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That was one jacket!
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And you're just mad that I got
the same grade as you.
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Mr. Goldberg.
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Please see me after class.
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Oh, no.
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She must've realized that English
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isn't your second language.
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Knock, knock.
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Wow. Check out all these books.
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It's like that weird store
in the mall that sells books.
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Well, you've got to read a lot
of them if you want a PhD.
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I get it.
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I'm gonna be a doctor, too,
but, like, a real one
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who plays God and parks
wherever he wants
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and tells loved ones he tried
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but it's their nana's time.
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I knew you were funny.
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That paper you wrote comparing
Weber's theory of rationalization
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to LL Cool J's song "Big Ole Butt"
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made me laugh out loud.
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I am so glad!
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You're so cool and pretty
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and know all of LL Cool J's
masterwork on butts.
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Go out with me tonight.
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That's intense, considering
it's Valentine's Day.
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Oh, no, Barry. You asked
your dream woman out
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on the most romantically
charged day of the year?
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- It's okay.
- No, forget I said anything.
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I'll just drop the class and quit school
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and become a lowly sixth man
on a struggling NBA franchise.
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Don't become a Charlotte Hornet.
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You know the NBA?
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I can't take it.
Reveal your shortcomings.
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You know what? Let's do it.
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- Let's go out.
- Wait. For real?
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I'm sick of dating snobby, bookish guys.
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You are so not them.
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I haven't listened since you said yes,
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so your reasons are your reasons.
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But this needs to stay between us.
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If word got out, it wouldn't be good.
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I'll have no trouble
keeping it to myself.
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Well, he'd have a little trouble.
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- Hey, Big Tasty.
- What's new?
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was Valentine's Day, 1980-something,
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and for the first time in a long time,
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I had my eye on someone special.
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No, it wasn't Dana.
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We were now just friends.
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In fact, we were both
interested in other people.
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Okay, I'm gonna ask Brea to
the Valentine's Couples Skate.
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Glasses on or off?
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I thought your eye wanders
when you take them off.
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Not if I close it.
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What do you think?
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- I'd keep them on.
- Good note.
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Let's do this.
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The plan was perfect.
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Dana and I would have our dates,
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and it would be the best
Valentine's day ever!
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- Brea, want to hit the skate thing?
- Sure.
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Or not.
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What just happened?
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From what I can glean
from your devastated looks,
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your crushes just crushed on each other
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and now you're crushed.
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So Dana and I found a way
to deal with our misery
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in the healthiest way possible...
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Ice cream.
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Here's to being totally cool
with not having a Valentine.
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There's my scrumptious Valentine!
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Come on, give Mama a... Oh, Dana!
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Hell no! Not again.
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Nice to see you, too, Mrs. Goldberg.
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Mom, I know you're not Dana's
biggest fan, but we're just friends.
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Oh, thank God.
I thought you were back together.
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In fact, we just found out
the two people we like
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are going with each other
to the Couples Skate.
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Wait, another harlot dares
toy with my baby's heart?
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I'm a person.
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Dana, this is not about you.
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I need to know her name,
where she lives,
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and what time she goes to sleep.
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Her name's Brea,
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and I've already said too much.
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Besides, it's not like
there's anything I can do.
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I waited too long, and Andrew
Gallery asked her first.
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If it's just a timing thing,
I can fix that.
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I'll just break them up.
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You couldn't really do that, could you?
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Let me tell you about Adam's
father's first love, Ilene.
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What about Ilene?
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She was an awful toad, Murray.
Don't interrupt.
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She was nice...
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You know, with the hair
and the face and the other stuff.
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I knew he and that expired bag of soup
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were wrong for each other,
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so I had no choice.
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I had to go into "preventa" mode.
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Preventa?
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A preventa is the opposite of a yenta.
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Instead of putting people
together, they tear them apart.
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I'm among the world's best at both.
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I liked her.
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She smelled like lavender,
she made me corn muffins.
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What did you do to her?
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She did it to herself, Murray,
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by writing that letter
to her ex-boyfriend.
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All I did was get it out of her mailbox,
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break into your car,
and leave it for you to read.
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- You did that?
- Yes.
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And today, you have a loving wife
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and beautiful children
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who don't look like
butter-filled pinatas.
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It all makes sense.
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So, the point of this
incredibly upsetting story
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is that you can break up two
teenagers so we'll find love?
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It's what a good mama does.
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- Thank you for the offer, but...
- We'd love your help.
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You seriously want to
involve my mom in this?
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I like Andrew, you like Brea.
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What other choice do we really have?
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We can wait them out.
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And after their marriage goes
stale and the kids move out,
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they'll agree to amicably go
their separate ways.
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Then we pounce like cats.
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Or we let your mom preventa it up.
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You are wise beyond
your appearance, Dana.
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It's on. I'll see you
in the den in five.
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This will end bad.
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While we were enlisting
my mom's help with love,
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the JTP had their own romantic plans.
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Hey, JTP.
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We thought we'd swing by
and check in on you guys.
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We know how lonely
Valentine's Day can be.
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But cheggit, you're all dressed up.
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- So I guess you found dates?
- And yet we did not.
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In fact, we have no
romantic prospects at all.
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So, in lieu of lady companionship,
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we decided to celebrate our friendship.
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We call it Pal-entine's Day.
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At least you improved the name,
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because last year's Valen-dudes Day
was a real big whiff.
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First, we're gonna go to Dante & Luigi's
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for a little linguine and laughs.
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Then a carriage ride
around Rittenhouse Square
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to see the city lights.
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Finally, ice-skating at this
rink my uncle manages.
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He's gonna let us use it after
hours, so it'll be just us.
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I know it sounds crazy, you guys,
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but I really think we could raise a baby.
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Hello, Geoffrey and sister.
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I thought it might be
St. Valentine himself here
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to smile down upon the
lovers, the dreamers,
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and those that are neither
loved nor dreamed about.
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Ohh, don't touch my face
with your bathroom hand.
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Is that Polo Sport
by Ralph Lauren I smell?
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Indeed. It's made from the
sweet sweat of wealthy ponies.
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Wait, Bar, you have a Valentine's date?
That's amazing.
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What's her name, Jennifer Canada?
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First of all, Ms. "Ca-nada"
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moved back to the part of
Manitoba with no phone service.
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That all sounds right.
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Tell us about this new special lady.
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Well, she's...
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In that moment,
Barry remembered the promise
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he made to Elana.
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She's made up. Erica's right.
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I'm just a big fat phony who has no one.
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When you just cop to it,
it kind of ruins the fun.
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Yeah, no fun for you or me.
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Anyway, I'm off to the library.
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With a box of chocolates and a blazer?
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Brain food and wearing my brain blazer
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because I got a date with my brain,
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and he's about to get very lucky.
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For what it's worth, you guys
would make great fathers.
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Oh.
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He's wearing a blazer, he smells
like Macy's, and he's happy?
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Something's up. We need to follow him.
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Holy crap!
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He's on a date with our teacher!
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Do you know what this means?
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Barry's hot for teacher,
and teacher's hot for him!
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No, he didn't write a good paper.
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He smooched his way to that A.
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Oh, right, this is about you.
I'll do better.
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As Erica had discovered Barry's secret,
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my mom was about to share
a few of her own.
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Who's ready to break up some teens?
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I still don't think this is a good idea.
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It is. I already bought
a cute skating outfit.
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I like this color on you, Dana.
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It's just, breaking up two people
for no reason seems kind of mean.
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What's mean is allowing
two people to stay together
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when there are other people out there
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who would make them happier.
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- Way happier, Adam.
- Okey-dokey.
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Since this seems to be
happening anyway, I'm in.
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Now, the first thing we need
to do is start a bogus rumor.
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He's a pyromaniac, and she sells
organs on the black market.
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Too dark.
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But I wish I knew this Dana before.
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Oh, I've got one.
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Now all we need is a gossipy
hen to run with it.
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I know just the hen.
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Get this. Andrew Gallery,
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who's already going to the
Valentine's Skate with Brea Bee,
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sent flowers to the field hockey team.
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What happened to
the sanctity of monogamy?
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I don't know, but keep this to yourself.
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Definitely don't tell anyone.
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How can I?
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How can I?
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By lunchtime, the rumor should
be the talk of the cafeteria.
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Won't Andrew just deny it?
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Of course he will. But that
brings us to step two...
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Plant evidence.
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But it's not true.
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Why would I send flowers
to the field hockey team?
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They're 4-9.
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Thanks for the flowers, Andrew.
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I don't understand this!
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I do. You got busted.
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Have fun with all those plaid
skirts at the Valentine's Skate.
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And, finally, step three,
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be there to pick up the pieces.
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Hey, Brea.
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I heard what that coward did to you.
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Just know there are some
good guys out there.
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What was I thinking?
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There's no way to know.
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But... I'm here now.
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Thanks, Adam.
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Your mom really raised you well.
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While my mom had preventa'd
another relationship,
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nothing was preventing Barry and his
hot teacher from hitting it off.
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You ordered cupcakes?
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Or, as I like to think of them,
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muffins after dark.
283
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There's just no neat way to eat them.
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Well, maybe there is
something I can teach you.
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All you do is you take the top off,
put the bottom on top.
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You got yourself
a little cupcake sandwich.
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You don't mess around.
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One day, I hope to show you
my work with waffles.
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I want you to see the best in me, Elana.
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You know what?
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I'm having a pretty great time.
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Me too.
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Oh! No!
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- I'm so sorry!
- Don't worry.
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I'll just... I'll be right
back and we can try again.
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- Busted.
- What are you doing here?
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Finding out exactly how you got that A.
298
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- You're trading your body for grades.
- It's not like that.
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Whatever it is, it's awesome.
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Dude, you're hot for teacher!
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Thanks, buddy. You're a good friend.
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- Stay out of this, Geoff.
- On it, yeah.
303
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I just got to ask...
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Has she ever given you, like, a pop quiz
305
00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:02,788
but then the quiz is just kissing?
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- Geoff!
- Sorry, babe.
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00:10:04,703 --> 00:10:06,270
Follow-up question...
Has she ever started class
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by emerging from behind a curtain,
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wearing nothing but a bikini and a sash?
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Dude! I didn't know this side of you.
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It's always been in there!
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Shh! You need to leave right now!
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I promised her I'd keep this a secret.
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00:10:15,845 --> 00:10:17,760
No one can know! Just... go.
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00:10:17,803 --> 00:10:20,154
Get over yourself. No one cares
about your disgusting love life.
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00:10:20,197 --> 00:10:21,372
It's true, JTP.
317
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,679
Barry's hot for teacher,
and teacher's hot for him.
318
00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:25,376
When I get clarity on the
sash, I'll call back.
319
00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,949
Oh, God. The JTP knows!
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00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:30,089
It's already too late.
321
00:10:31,582 --> 00:10:33,908
Barry swore he'd keep
quiet about dating his teacher.
322
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,588
Unfortunately, the JTP told everyone.
323
00:10:36,631 --> 00:10:40,113
I'm telling you, if word gets out,
Elana and I are done.
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Relax, Bar. No one even
listens to the JTP.
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- You're fine.
- Barry Goldberg, you da man.
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00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:45,786
Okay.
327
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,364
I mean, that could be completely
unrelated. You are da man.
328
00:10:48,389 --> 00:10:52,212
I suppose there's the possibility
it's completely unrelated.
329
00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:53,953
Bro, congrats on dating Elana,
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your smokin' hot sociology teacher.
331
00:10:55,999 --> 00:10:58,044
Okay, that was pretty specific.
332
00:10:58,088 --> 00:11:00,394
But I'm sure Elana won't even find out!
333
00:11:00,438 --> 00:11:02,048
I know everything, Barry.
334
00:11:02,092 --> 00:11:03,354
About sociology
335
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,443
and not that our
super-sexy secret got out?
336
00:11:05,486 --> 00:11:06,966
You told everyone,
337
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,055
not to mention there were
27 very aggressive apples
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on my desk this morning.
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00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:11,275
They are in season.
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00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:12,580
I liked you.
341
00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:14,017
But, for you,
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this was clearly an adolescent fantasy
343
00:11:15,714 --> 00:11:17,411
based on some Motley Crue song.
344
00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:18,804
It's Van Halen.
345
00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:21,676
God, I can't believe
I could lose my job over this.
346
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,181
Thanks for nothing, Barry.
347
00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:26,064
While word of Barry's hot
teacher had spread like wildfire,
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00:11:26,142 --> 00:11:27,711
my mom was trying to stoke the flames
349
00:11:27,743 --> 00:11:29,062
of my romance with Brea.
350
00:11:29,087 --> 00:11:30,059
What are you doing?
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00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:32,407
As you know,
I used my preventa abilities
352
00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:35,522
to destroy Brea's
previous Valentine's date.
353
00:11:35,566 --> 00:11:36,828
Those are words.
354
00:11:36,872 --> 00:11:39,613
And now I'm waiting for Adam
to use this study session
355
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,963
to ask her out.
356
00:11:41,006 --> 00:11:42,747
Oh, why doesn't he do it already?
357
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:43,966
If I had to come up with something,
358
00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:45,184
it's because he's a giant wussbag.
359
00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:46,316
Murray!
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00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:47,621
Don't blame me. I didn't raise him.
361
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,358
Oh, I got to get down there
and turn up the heat.
362
00:11:49,389 --> 00:11:50,320
Well, good luck.
363
00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:53,149
I set the temperature to 66,
and I ripped off the knob.
364
00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:55,586
Who wants some nummy snacks?
365
00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:57,718
No, thanks, Mom. We kind of
got something going on here.
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00:11:57,762 --> 00:11:58,850
Mm, doesn't look like it,
367
00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:00,199
and I've got the perfect thing
368
00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:02,332
to help rev up those study engines...
369
00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,725
Chocolate-covered strawberries.
370
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,249
Go on. Feed each other.
371
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,772
Wait. Did you say "feed each other"?
372
00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:09,426
What a great idea, huh?
373
00:12:09,469 --> 00:12:11,080
Just do what comes naturally.
374
00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:13,517
It seems natural that you'd
leave so we can study.
375
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,216
Come on, close those books and
crack open a conversation.
376
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:20,045
Oh, here's a topic...
Adam likes ice-skating.
377
00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:21,525
Thoughts, Brea?
378
00:12:21,568 --> 00:12:24,397
The only thing that comes to
mind is, "What's going on?"
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00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:26,660
What's going on is this stereo.
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00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:28,488
Ah.
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00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,490
Don't you just love R&B?
382
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:32,492
Feel the rhythm of the night.
383
00:12:32,536 --> 00:12:33,972
What the hell, lady?
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00:12:34,016 --> 00:12:36,757
What's with the erotic fruit
and sensuous music?
385
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:38,205
I did not break up Brea
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00:12:38,229 --> 00:12:40,239
and her boy toy to have you
sit on the sidelines, Adam.
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00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,241
I-I'm gonna do it.
Just give me a minute.
388
00:12:42,285 --> 00:12:44,287
- I'll give you two.
- That's a tight window!
389
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,134
Well, it is what it is.
Now go show some fight.
390
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:49,056
Is... Is everything okay?
391
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:52,034
Yeah. I-I just need to
ask you something.
392
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:54,992
Would you be interested in...
393
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,262
This was it.
394
00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:57,909
My mom's plan had led to this moment.
395
00:12:57,953 --> 00:13:00,085
All I had to do was pop the question.
396
00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:01,986
...doing next week's lab
so we can get ahead?
397
00:13:02,011 --> 00:13:03,045
Oh.
398
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,655
Oh, no. Is the power out?
399
00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:06,831
No. This is much worse.
400
00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:08,328
Look who found a study candle.
401
00:13:08,353 --> 00:13:09,529
You know what they say,
402
00:13:09,573 --> 00:13:11,444
everyone learns better in low light.
403
00:13:11,488 --> 00:13:12,880
I can't see anything.
404
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,361
Just scooch in, share the flame.
405
00:13:15,405 --> 00:13:17,146
As my mom refused to let up,
406
00:13:17,189 --> 00:13:19,646
Barry wasn't gonna let Erica
off the hook.
407
00:13:19,671 --> 00:13:20,709
You.
408
00:13:20,741 --> 00:13:21,895
You did this!
409
00:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,108
I'm still hot for teacher,
410
00:13:23,152 --> 00:13:24,501
but she is no longer hot for me.
411
00:13:24,544 --> 00:13:25,632
Oopsie-doopsy.
412
00:13:25,676 --> 00:13:27,286
Did I ruin your inappropriate affair
413
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,375
so now you actually
have to earn your grade?
414
00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:31,315
You can't accept I earned
the same grade as you?
415
00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,862
I cannot, because you did not.
416
00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,946
You're unbelievable!
417
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:38,080
Did you know this was the first
girl I liked since Lainey?
418
00:13:38,123 --> 00:13:40,050
Please, do not try to convince me that
419
00:13:40,097 --> 00:13:41,960
- this thing with our teacher is real.
- Why not?
420
00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:44,303
Maybe because you're shaped
like Grimace from McDonald's?
421
00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:46,349
Oh, thank you. That purple
gumdrop is a delight.
422
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,480
He is not a delight.
423
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:49,830
Grimace is a simpleton
with short, useless arms.
424
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,919
He could still carry a shake!
425
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,873
And his clumsy antics are the
perfect foil for Ronald.
426
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:57,055
- He gets the job done.
- What job?
427
00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:59,144
And, oh, my God,
it's conversations like this
428
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,581
that make me certain our
hot teacher couldn't like you.
429
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,061
You never believe I could be something
430
00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,149
other than your dumb brother.
431
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:05,281
That's not what I'm saying.
432
00:14:05,324 --> 00:14:08,327
For the first time
in a really long time,
433
00:14:08,371 --> 00:14:10,634
I had an amazing Valentine's Day.
434
00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:12,199
And you ruined it.
435
00:14:12,224 --> 00:14:13,692
- Thanks a lot.
- Barry, wait.
436
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,222
I always thought Ronald McDonald
437
00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,945
looked a lot like my Uncle Allen.
438
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:20,513
As Erica had made a
mess of Barry's love life...
439
00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:21,906
...my mom had to do
440
00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:23,473
some romantic cleanup of her own.
441
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:24,561
Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
442
00:14:24,604 --> 00:14:26,640
I could really use your help.
443
00:14:26,703 --> 00:14:29,261
See, Andrew still hasn't asked
me to the Valentine's Skate.
444
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:30,393
I'm worried he's still into Brea.
445
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,699
Damn it, Dana, do I need to
put on a Dana costume
446
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:34,061
and finish the job myself?
447
00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:35,180
Why are you yelling at me?
448
00:14:35,224 --> 00:14:37,095
You said you were good
at this preventa stuff.
449
00:14:37,139 --> 00:14:38,602
I can lead a horse to water,
450
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:41,032
but I can't make it drink
a tall glass of blech.
451
00:14:41,057 --> 00:14:42,978
- No offense.
- How do I not take offense to that?
452
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:44,502
Look, you'll be fine.
453
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,808
You'll marry rich, he'll
get bored after a month,
454
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,419
and you'll clean up in the divorce.
455
00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:51,683
Right now the only love life
I'm concerned with is Adam's.
456
00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,119
Well, he better move fast,
457
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:55,513
because Andrew's determined
to get Brea back.
458
00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:56,644
Okay, quick. What's Brea into?
459
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:58,429
- Um...
- Okay, pick up the pace.
460
00:14:58,472 --> 00:14:59,865
No wonder Andrew has a wandering eye.
461
00:14:59,908 --> 00:15:00,909
She likes the band New Edition.
462
00:15:00,953 --> 00:15:02,433
I can work with that.
463
00:15:02,476 --> 00:15:05,305
As for you, give him these strawberries.
464
00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:08,308
And when he talks, you just nod a lot.
465
00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:10,397
But doesn't that just play
into ugly gender roles?
466
00:15:10,441 --> 00:15:12,714
- You will never find love.
- But I...
467
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:15,370
Yep, time was running out
to seal the deal with Brea.
468
00:15:15,424 --> 00:15:18,057
Bro, you got to ask her out
before someone else does.
469
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,277
I would, but she's half my age.
470
00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:23,323
Okay. I'm going in.
471
00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:29,460
This song goes out to the
lovely Brea... From Adam.
472
00:15:29,503 --> 00:15:30,896
Good God, no.
473
00:15:30,939 --> 00:15:32,463
♪ Brea, girl ♪
474
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:34,073
♪ You are Adam's world ♪
475
00:15:34,116 --> 00:15:36,684
♪ It would be so great ♪
476
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,165
♪ If you were his date ♪
477
00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,559
♪ He really, really, really, really ♪
478
00:15:41,602 --> 00:15:43,125
♪ Wants you to be his date ♪
479
00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:48,893
I'm a rock guy, but sometimes
good is just good.
480
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:51,699
- You!
- Always pull through? I know.
481
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:54,006
I told you I'd handle it on my own.
482
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:57,314
But I found out that Andrew
is still hung up on Brea.
483
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,664
He was gonna swoop right in,
and then you'd have no date.
484
00:15:59,707 --> 00:16:00,926
So what?
485
00:16:00,969 --> 00:16:02,797
This doesn't have
anything to do with you.
486
00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,582
Sweetie, we are in this together.
487
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,584
When you hurt, I hurt.
488
00:16:06,627 --> 00:16:09,108
Are you also feeling
the overwhelming humiliation
489
00:16:09,151 --> 00:16:10,453
you just caused me?
490
00:16:10,478 --> 00:16:13,286
No, I'm actually still buzzing
from that amazing jam.
491
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,505
Well, you're right about one thing.
492
00:16:14,548 --> 00:16:16,115
You're a great preventa,
493
00:16:16,158 --> 00:16:19,188
'cause you just made sure
me and Brea have no chance.
494
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,078
After losing Elana,
495
00:16:23,122 --> 00:16:25,124
Barry paid a visit to the head
of her department.
496
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:29,076
Professor Lee, there's this awesome
rock song about inappropriate love
497
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,624
I'm trying to base my life on.
498
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,180
You mean that deafening noise
499
00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:34,454
made by morally questionable gentlemen?
500
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,625
- You're not a fan of rock?
- Only the ones I paint.
501
00:16:36,669 --> 00:16:38,018
This is one of my most recent.
502
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,064
Oh, that's lovely!
503
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:42,718
You got a medium-size one
and a little fella,
504
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,155
and, look, there's a boulder.
505
00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,070
You know your rock sizes.
506
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:48,159
So, is Elana in trouble
for going out with me?
507
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:49,421
It's certainly frowned upon,
508
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:52,250
but there's nothing
in the code of conduct
509
00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:54,208
that says a teacher
can't date a student.
510
00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,427
- There isn't?
- Nope.
511
00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:57,081
Had there been, I wouldn't have met
512
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,734
my one and only sexual partner...
513
00:16:58,778 --> 00:17:00,562
My wife of 30 years.
514
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:01,999
That's great...
515
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,696
I mean, not about your old wife,
516
00:17:03,739 --> 00:17:05,393
but Elana's not getting in trouble?
517
00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:07,656
She's not... Unless she gave you
a grade you didn't deserve.
518
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,744
She gave me an A.
519
00:17:08,788 --> 00:17:10,268
- I'm calling the dean.
- Oh, no!
520
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:12,119
- Hang up that phone.
- Who are you?
521
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:13,184
She's his sister.
522
00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:14,533
Geoff, I can speak for myself.
523
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,105
- I'm his sister.
- Nailed it, babe.
524
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:18,667
And here's the thing...
Barry earned that A.
525
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:23,063
Barry's paper was smart,
creative, and oddly persuasive.
526
00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:24,456
You really liked it?
527
00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:25,544
I did.
528
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,676
And I'm sorry I was so
petty and competitive.
529
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,113
The fact is, you are so much smarter
530
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,331
than I give you credit for.
531
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,507
Thanks. That means a lot.
532
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,813
It's true.
533
00:17:33,856 --> 00:17:35,963
And you deserve to go out with
Elana if that's what you want.
534
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:38,513
- Then go.
- Okay.
535
00:17:38,549 --> 00:17:40,422
- All of you go!
- With that,
536
00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:43,083
Barry knew just what to do
to fix his Valentine's Day,
537
00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:45,912
and I couldn't forgive my mom
for ruining mine.
538
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,000
Damn it, Adam, open up.
539
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:48,697
You can't stay angry at me forever.
540
00:17:48,741 --> 00:17:50,264
I can, and I will.
541
00:17:50,308 --> 00:17:52,484
Hey. What's going on here?
542
00:17:52,527 --> 00:17:55,095
I hired a boy band
without Adam's knowledge
543
00:17:55,139 --> 00:17:57,141
to help lock down his Valentine's date,
544
00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:59,439
and for some reason, he's mad at me.
545
00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:01,014
That doesn't sound good.
546
00:18:01,058 --> 00:18:02,537
I can still fix it.
547
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,235
I just need you to call the school,
548
00:18:04,278 --> 00:18:05,845
say you're Brea's dad,
549
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,225
and demand her class schedule.
550
00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:09,631
How 'bout I do nothing
and you stay out of it?
551
00:18:09,675 --> 00:18:11,764
If I stayed out of it
with you and Ilene,
552
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:14,027
you'd be married
to that sack of wet corn.
553
00:18:14,071 --> 00:18:16,551
Bevy, you and I being together
554
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,642
has nothing to do
with you preventa'ing Ilene.
555
00:18:20,686 --> 00:18:21,948
'Course it does.
556
00:18:21,991 --> 00:18:24,168
No, I just liked you.
557
00:18:24,211 --> 00:18:27,907
Well, yeah, but she had the, uh...
The face and the stuff.
558
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,083
You had everything.
559
00:18:30,696 --> 00:18:32,263
Oh, Murray.
560
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:35,995
If this girl likes Adam,
it'll work out for him, too.
561
00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:44,174
Schmoo?
562
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:49,062
I'm sorry I interfered with Brea.
563
00:18:49,106 --> 00:18:50,744
You ask her when you're ready.
564
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:56,971
But what if she says no?
565
00:18:56,996 --> 00:18:58,680
Is that what you've been afraid of?
566
00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:00,508
I just like her so much.
567
00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:02,684
Well, you're never gonna know
if you don't ask.
568
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,034
But I don't want to mess it up.
569
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:09,430
Yeah, I might not be
impartial, but, uh...
570
00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,911
Anyone would be a fool to say no to you.
571
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,586
Turns out the scariest thing you can do
572
00:19:18,688 --> 00:19:20,500
is put yourself out there.
573
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:22,313
But then you do, and you realize
574
00:19:22,356 --> 00:19:24,880
it was exactly what you needed
to move forward.
575
00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:26,839
- So, no one's in trouble?
- Not even a little.
576
00:19:26,882 --> 00:19:28,536
And, even better, we can go out again.
577
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:31,539
Here's the thing, Barry.
I don't think we should.
578
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:32,801
Oh.
579
00:19:32,845 --> 00:19:34,629
You're a great guy.
580
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,370
It's just not a good idea.
581
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:39,373
That sucks, but I get it.
582
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,766
I hope you're okay.
583
00:19:41,201 --> 00:19:42,811
I am.
584
00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:45,249
And I think it's time
to get myself back out there.
585
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,251
Thanks for helping me realize that.
586
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:49,122
Whoever that ends up being,
587
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,384
she's a lucky lady.
588
00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:53,246
Not as lucky as the guy
who ends up with you.
589
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:55,418
Barry, wait.
590
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:57,347
One for the road?
591
00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:11,944
Thank you. That was awesome.
592
00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:15,844
And, sure, sometimes it
doesn't work out how you imagined,
593
00:20:15,888 --> 00:20:18,456
but if you don't take a
chance, you'll never know
594
00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:20,719
if your dreams could become a reality.
595
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,156
I'm glad you asked me.
What took you so long?
596
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,376
Just waiting for the right moment.
597
00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:28,509
Because at the end of the day,
love is about finding someone
598
00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:30,772
who makes every day feel like a dream.
599
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,004
- Brea Bee.
- Hi!
600
00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:45,628
This really has been the
best Pal-entine's Day ever.
601
00:20:45,653 --> 00:20:46,856
My heart is full.
602
00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:49,190
So is my stomach.
That pasta was amazing.
603
00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:51,193
Oh! And the carriage ride?
604
00:20:51,237 --> 00:20:53,761
Even though we didn't have a
blanket, I still felt toasty.
605
00:20:53,804 --> 00:20:54,849
Let's finish strong.
606
00:20:54,892 --> 00:20:57,025
Okay.
607
00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:23,225
- We need girlfriends.
- So bad.
608
00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:24,492
Let's never speak of this.
609
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:29,116
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