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Back in the '80s,
Thanksgiving meant football,
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the Macy's Day Parade, and
my dad's favorite movie...
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"Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
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Those aren't pillows!
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Ooh!
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Ooh-hoo! He thought his
buns were his pillows,
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but they were his buns!
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I liked when he was going
the wrong way on the highway.
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I've done that.
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It's like John Hughes
made this just for me.
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Well, he didn't, Gene Shalit.
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So, why don't you pipe down
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and go help your mom with the giblets?
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I will. But only 'cause
I don't know what giblets are,
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and I like to learn.
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My mom was determined to butter up
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more than just the turkey this year.
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Tell me. How's your dad?
Is the movie working?
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Does he seem joyful and
full of Thanksgiving cheer?
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He did chuckle twice,
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but those also might
have been small burps.
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I really need your dad
to be in a great mood.
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Pop-Pop is coming.
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- Pop-Pop?
- Shh! Your dad can't know!
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Yeah, the cursing old guy
at the end of the dinner table
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will be our little secret.
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Family takes care of family,
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but, yes, he's terrible in every
way that counts in society.
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Yep, my dad's father
could be a tad unpleasant.
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Whatever this is,
I don't want it or need it.
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It's me, your grandson.
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What the [Bleep] is this?
I don't drink lady soda.
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- How you doing, Ben?
- You think you're better than me?
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And that is why you never
trust a Polynesian.
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Plus, he makes Dad absolutely miserable.
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It's gonna be another Angst-giving.
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- Angst-giving?
- It's clever wordplay.
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I'm super proud of it,
even though it's gonna be
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- a living nightmare for everyone.
- Not this year.
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I'm gonna give your dad
the best day ever
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so that when he finally
does see Pop-Pop,
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he won't even mind.
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Sure, 'cause people rarely
hold onto the memory
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of the person who hurt
them most as a child.
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First, I'll let Steve Martin
and John Candy
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work their thin guy/fat guy chemistry,
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then I'll invite
his dingbat friends over.
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Don't Bill and Vic have to be
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with their own miserable
families on Thanksgiving?
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Lucky for us, Bill is totally alone.
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- He has no one.
- That is lucky.
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And Vic is Canadian.
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And those moose kissers
celebrate Thanksgiving
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in October for hockey
or maple syrup reasons.
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Yeah, I guess Vic and Bill
do calm Dad down,
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like that blanket you throw
on Lucky when it thunders.
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And then comes my masterstroke...
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Your dad is gonna watch his
beloved Eagles beat the Cowboys.
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How are you gonna guarantee
the Eagles win?
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Easy. I told him the game
starts at 2:00.
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They already played,
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and those bumbling green
doofuses somehow won.
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So, you recorded it and you're
gonna play it back for him.
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I admit, it's brilliant.
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Except for one small snag.
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Ben?
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I know you told me to come over at 4:00,
but I have no heat,
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and you people like to
burn money, so here I am.
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You brought a little something?
Thank you.
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- It's empty.
- It's for leftovers.
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I'm on a fixed income.
Oh, where's your can?
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I took a hit off the garden hose
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and my bladder is the size of a cashew.
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- There's one upstairs.
- Ooh-la-la.
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Second floor.
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Oh, look at this one with
the fancy head glasses.
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They're for seeing.
Also, hello, Granddad.
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Dad! The hell are you doing here?
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Came through the back because I got lost
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wandering through this landed
estate which is Murray Acres.
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It's just a simple suburban home.
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Whatever helps you sleep
at night, sellout.
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Eh. Wait, but come here.
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Ooh. Look at this.
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I thought you had to be dead
to have skin that gray,
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but turns out you just look like crap.
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Anyway, so, kid, here.
Hang this up for me, will ya?
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Oh!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was Thanksgiving Day, 1980-something,
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and Barry and Erica were ready to be
picked up for the short ride home.
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I'm dying.
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I haven't eaten in 17 hours.
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I'm gonna regret asking. Why?
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Just like the Pilgrims,
I'm starving myself
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to maximize stomach space
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for the turkey bounty that lies ahead.
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Crack a history book.
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If you were in Pilgrim times,
you'd die immediately.
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Probably of some shoe-buckle mishap.
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Or I'd win over the Indians
by introducing them
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to the ultimate weapon... Nunchucks.
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Boom. Big Tasty's face
on every totem pole.
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That honestly might be the
dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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What's got four wheels
and is your uncle?
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This guy.
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Well, I spoke too soon.
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Wait, why are you here?
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I thought Geoff was
supposed to pick us up.
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New plan. You guys were on the way,
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so I told your parents I'd pick you up.
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Now, get in the 'Vette and let's ride.
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But this isn't a Corvette.
It's a Chev-ette.
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Yeah. It's a Chevy 'Vette.
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We're talking the same
language here, nephew.
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- Now, get in.
- Whoa, Uncle Marvin,
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you've lost a lot of weight.
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Thanks for noticing.
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You ever heard of an Egyptian tapeworm?
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- God, no.
- Well, consider yourself lucky.
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Well, you look good,
and I dig that outfit.
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Kind of look like Sly Stallone
in that movie Cobra.
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You mean hero cop
Marion "Cobra" Cobretti?
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'Cause I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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All right. Everybody, strap in.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Stupid piece of American steel!
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He's already pulling a Marvin.
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I'm not pulling a Marvin.
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- But of course he was.
- Ooh!
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See, Uncle Marvin always found a way
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to screw up the simplest tasks.
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Oh, I hate Thanksgiving!
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- I hate it so much!
- I'm a healer!
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Let me heal you!
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I! Am! Not! Irresponsible!
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Oh. Nice.
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Hey, guys.
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I'm supposed to scoop you.
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That's who I was supposed to call.
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Man, that's on me.
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Sorry, smiley haircut.
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Not a worry. You just pulled a Marvin.
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I didn't pull anything.
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Maybe we should just ride with Geoff.
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No, I can handle a simple drive home,
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just like I handled my
hungry, hungry tapeworm.
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Oh, that explains your dramatic and
concerning face and body change.
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Your face is concerning.
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We'll just see you and your
parents back at the house.
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Your parents are coming?
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You're all so screwed.
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I'm zonked.
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You guys must be bushed
from however school works.
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Why don't you just sit back
and relax and close your eyes,
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and let the purr of my 'Vette
sing you to sleep.
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Sounds good.
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I love to wake up in a new location.
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Unfortunately,
things went south from there.
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And also west.
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Man... I feel so refreshed,
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like I slept forever.
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Oh, please. I slept
ten times better than you.
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Uncle Marvin, who's a better sleeper?
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Wait, where are we?
This doesn't look familiar.
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Pittsburgh?
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- What the hell, man?
- It's all good.
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I just took a teeny, tiny stop
to get a farm fresh turkey.
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I musta gotten turned around on 76.
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For hundreds of miles?
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I got too much pride to stop
and ask for directions.
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That big Pittsburgh sign
back there was my first clue.
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Dude, this isn't even a turkey.
It's a ham!
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That's a turkey, all right.
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It's a beautiful, boneless,
spiral-cut, honey-glazed turkey.
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I don't care what it is!
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Tear me off a pig wing so
I can stuff it in my mouth!
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Hey! Hey!
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Whoa! Not a chance, mister.
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That bad pink bird is for dinner.
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From now on, "pulling a Marvin"
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is gonna be about farm fresh turkey
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and getting children home safely.
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We're in Western
Pennsylvania with a ham.
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You're oh-for-two.
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Don't sweat, Boba Fett.
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Sign says we're right by the airport.
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We'll just ditch the 'Vette,
we'll get a flight,
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everyone will be home safe and sound.
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As my brother and
sister prepared to fly home,
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Pop-Pop was already
flying off the handle.
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Football. Come on,
let's watch the parade.
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That leggy Mary Hart's
doing the play-by-play.
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Never. It's my Eagles.
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Come on. Sometimes
there's a gust of wind
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and that schmuck holding Snoopy's ropes,
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he goes airborne,
and he lands on some kids.
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This is my house.
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If it was your house,
there'd be no father,
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and we'd have to raise ourselves.
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That's still a thing with you? Huh?
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Move on. I have.
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It's a real treat when the
Goldberg men get together.
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It's not okay in there.
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You could cut that tension
with the knife in Ben's boot.
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Which he showed to me.
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He said he needs it
for when he rides on the bus.
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I know, but the perfect
Thanksgiving plan is still intact,
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and it all starts with a
slice of delicious...
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Oh, spiced ass!
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- Oh!
- Murray won't even blink.
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It's okay. The day can
still be salvaged.
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Bill and Vic will be here any minute.
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- Bill and Vic aren't coming.
- The hell you say to me?
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Ooh! Did you just chuck a yam at me?
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Oh, butch it up. It was cooked.
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It's not my fault Bill's appendix
exploded three days ago.
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They just found him.
His side is super infected.
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Oh, that selfish bastard.
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He sends his love.
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And as for Vic,
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he's serving turkey dinners
at a homeless shelter.
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Of all the days to do that.
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Yeah, I'm not sure your perfect
Thanksgiving plan is working out.
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It's okay. We still have the Eagles.
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Beverly!
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You recorded my Eagles game!
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Oh, I can explain.
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- Uh, Adam did it.
- Me?
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He's our common enemy
that we can all rally against.
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Just go with it. It's fun.
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Forget this. I'm going to the basement
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to play with my real friends,
Mario and Luigi.
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Uch. They sound like they have accents.
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Anyway, sorry about your stupid game.
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I was just trying to get the parade,
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and I pressed, uh, one of
your fancy VCR buttons.
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But why would you turn on the
parade during Murray's game?
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What? Are you another parade hater?
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You ruined my game.
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- But the Eagles won!
- They won?
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Back to the parade.
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Oh! Did it again.
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00:08:19,095 --> 00:08:22,292
They won in overtime
on a Hail Mary pass!
250
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,695
This is literally the
worst day of my life!
251
00:08:24,729 --> 00:08:26,029
Hey, hey, hey.
252
00:08:26,064 --> 00:08:27,197
Murray, you see the game?
253
00:08:27,231 --> 00:08:28,865
Holy crap! What a doozy!
254
00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,934
I hate football, and even
I thought it was thrilling,
255
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,469
like watching a movie about football.
256
00:08:32,537 --> 00:08:33,941
Such a doozy!
257
00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:36,043
Oh, I could really feel
the city around us
258
00:08:36,113 --> 00:08:38,222
come alive in those last few moments.
259
00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:40,077
A doozy!
260
00:08:40,111 --> 00:08:42,479
We get it. You saw the game, okay?
261
00:08:42,547 --> 00:08:44,881
And for some reason,
you keep saying "doozy."
262
00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:47,384
Erica said this night would
make us question everything.
263
00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:49,553
By the way, where is
my little Turkey Day buffer?
264
00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,422
Excuse me... Panam.
265
00:08:52,457 --> 00:08:53,657
Such an exotic name.
266
00:08:53,725 --> 00:08:54,758
Are you from the Orient?
267
00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:55,993
Pan Am is the airline.
268
00:08:56,060 --> 00:08:57,661
I'm Elaine from here.
269
00:08:57,729 --> 00:08:59,296
Please don't correct me,
Elaine from here.
270
00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,664
It's an ugly color on you.
271
00:09:00,732 --> 00:09:03,133
Now, when can I expect
meal service, huh?
272
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,002
I'm sorry, it's a 40-minute flight,
273
00:09:05,069 --> 00:09:06,873
so we won't even be coming by
with the beverage cart.
274
00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:07,920
What about peanuts?
275
00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:09,740
This gentleman right here
took the last bag.
276
00:09:09,748 --> 00:09:11,256
If you don't want me taking them,
277
00:09:11,311 --> 00:09:13,343
don't leave them in the back of
the bottom drawer in the galley.
278
00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:15,445
Damn it, we should be home right now.
279
00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,482
Geoff isn't equipped to handle
our family's holiday bullcrap.
280
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,283
Listen, I got your back.
281
00:09:20,318 --> 00:09:22,786
Why don't we use
this handy-dandy air phone
282
00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:24,921
and we'll inform them that we're
running a little bit behind.
283
00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:26,490
Great idea. I'm starving.
284
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,624
Let's order a pizza first.
285
00:09:27,659 --> 00:09:29,993
These phones cost like $11 a minute.
286
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,862
Money's no object.
Give me your credit card.
287
00:09:31,929 --> 00:09:33,075
Me? Use yours.
288
00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:36,489
Mine were all cut up in nine
unrelated misunderstandings.
289
00:09:38,202 --> 00:09:40,337
Dad did give me a credit card
to use during an emergency.
290
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:43,340
What? Why would he
give you one and not me?
291
00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,875
At the airport, we could've bought food
292
00:09:44,942 --> 00:09:46,977
and important Pittsburgh
trinkets and baubles.
293
00:09:47,018 --> 00:09:48,519
Shh. It's ringing.
294
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,561
Hi, Mom, it's Erica.
295
00:09:49,593 --> 00:09:50,850
We're gonna be late because
Marvin pulled a Marvin,
296
00:09:50,897 --> 00:09:52,883
and we're in the skies over Pittsburgh.
Okay, see you soon, bye.
297
00:09:52,950 --> 00:09:54,666
You see? No problem.
298
00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:57,154
Uncle Marvelous will have
you guys home lickety-split.
299
00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,622
Bad news, folks.
300
00:09:58,656 --> 00:10:00,724
Due to some unforeseen
weather in Philadelphia,
301
00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:03,360
we are being diverted to Nashville.
302
00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,813
That announcement could
have been for any flight.
303
00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:07,005
While Marvin and my
siblings were going off-course,
304
00:10:07,031 --> 00:10:09,399
my mom's plans were heading
the same way.
305
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,969
So, Mr. Goldberg Senior,
are you retired?
306
00:10:13,004 --> 00:10:14,871
You know, 14 years ago,
these sons of bitches
307
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:17,007
gave me a Timex watch
and shoved me out the door.
308
00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:18,308
They got the best years of my life.
309
00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:19,576
So, screw them.
310
00:10:19,628 --> 00:10:20,628
What are you up to these days?
311
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:21,871
Well, most recently, uh,
312
00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:24,881
I'm being grilled by this grinning
schnook who thinks he's Donahue.
313
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,216
- I'm sorry.
- For what?
314
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,484
- Engaging you.
- When are we eating, Murray?
315
00:10:27,518 --> 00:10:28,585
I don't like these people.
316
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:30,087
These people can hear you.
317
00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:31,260
They know how they are.
318
00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:33,590
Okay, well, I just got off
the phone with Erica.
319
00:10:33,658 --> 00:10:36,193
Everything's fine, but they're a...
a bit delayed
320
00:10:36,227 --> 00:10:37,661
somewhere over Pittsburgh.
321
00:10:37,695 --> 00:10:40,063
Oh, no, the Steel City!
They have so many rivers!
322
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,265
Let me guess. That other
moron son of mine
323
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,935
- pulled a Marvin?
- He did, in fact, pull his namesake.
324
00:10:45,002 --> 00:10:46,903
But, uh, let me pull a Beverly
325
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,119
- and drop another veggie platter.
- Oh, screw this.
326
00:10:49,178 --> 00:10:51,241
There's only so much jicama
a man can eat.
327
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,040
Dad, don't go.
328
00:10:53,065 --> 00:10:54,177
Hmm?
329
00:10:54,212 --> 00:10:56,179
- Now you can.
- Wait, Ben, Ben.
330
00:10:56,214 --> 00:10:58,248
You can go watch the
parade in the basement
331
00:10:58,282 --> 00:10:59,416
until dinner's ready.
332
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,550
Is that okay with everyone?
333
00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:01,715
- I guess.
- It's not in here.
334
00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:02,965
He's got his coat.
335
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,921
Great, just go downstairs
and make yourself comfortable.
336
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,289
Don't mind if I do.
337
00:11:06,357 --> 00:11:07,448
Oh, my.
338
00:11:07,473 --> 00:11:08,558
That's not okay!
339
00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:10,356
The human body changes over time!
340
00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:12,763
Yes, Pop-Pop
ruined a lot of Thanksgivings,
341
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,531
but nothing compared to what came next.
342
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:16,266
Ooh! Son of a...
343
00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:19,217
Pop-Pop!
344
00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:21,805
My crotchety grandfather took
a tumble down the stairs!
345
00:11:21,873 --> 00:11:23,960
I knew I had to act fast, so I did this.
346
00:11:25,288 --> 00:11:26,866
Now, that's a doozy.
347
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,456
Uncle Marvin's 15-minute drive
348
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,174
had turned into a 12-hour
layover in Nashville.
349
00:11:33,239 --> 00:11:36,038
Man! Music City's got it all.
350
00:11:36,105 --> 00:11:37,606
I mean, I know it's Thanksgiving
351
00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,307
and we're stuck in an airport hotel,
352
00:11:39,342 --> 00:11:41,721
but who wants to go honky-tonkin'?
353
00:11:41,777 --> 00:11:42,844
I want you to shut up.
354
00:11:42,912 --> 00:11:44,279
- I'm calling home.
- Oh, God.
355
00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:45,780
They're probably eating already.
356
00:11:45,815 --> 00:11:47,649
Tell Mom to pour gravy into the phone
357
00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:49,024
so I can taste it with my ears.
358
00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,126
Good thing I nabbed a little something
359
00:11:51,153 --> 00:11:54,122
from the maid's cart in the
hallway to tide you over.
360
00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:55,457
Oh!
361
00:11:55,491 --> 00:11:57,826
Oh, sweet, minty sustenance!
362
00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:59,494
Where the hell are you?
363
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:00,829
A motel in Nashville.
364
00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,030
Ho...
365
00:12:02,098 --> 00:12:03,698
That's a "ho-tel."
366
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,967
Hotel, with an "H" there, Bevy.
367
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,169
And Uncle Marvin has got this, okay?
368
00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:10,647
What you've got are my
children in Tennessee.
369
00:12:10,702 --> 00:12:13,550
Yeah, well, you're the only "Ten I see."
370
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:14,676
Is that helping?
371
00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,545
No. Get them home, now.
372
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:17,860
Okay, Uncle Marvin's on the case.
373
00:12:17,922 --> 00:12:19,297
Don't worry, you're gonna see
your kids tomorrow
374
00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:21,024
or sometime next week. Ta!
375
00:12:21,049 --> 00:12:22,031
Okay, here's the headline...
376
00:12:22,079 --> 00:12:24,396
That "Ten I see" line
doesn't work over the phone.
377
00:12:24,487 --> 00:12:26,755
Despite my Mom's hopes
for a perfect Thanksgiving,
378
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,957
it had all come crashing down.
379
00:12:28,991 --> 00:12:30,926
Specifically, my grandfather's old body.
380
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,194
Let me look at you. I'm a doctor.
381
00:12:32,261 --> 00:12:34,329
You? A doctor? Eh, eh, no way.
382
00:12:34,364 --> 00:12:36,656
He's a very well-regarded
ophthalmologist.
383
00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:38,984
Great. If I need a pair of glasses
for my knee, I'll let him know.
384
00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:40,152
This man is a pill!
385
00:12:40,186 --> 00:12:41,586
Which is something you can't prescribe
386
00:12:41,654 --> 00:12:43,555
from your LensCrafters in the mall.
387
00:12:43,589 --> 00:12:45,657
Dad! He's just trying to be helpful.
388
00:12:45,691 --> 00:12:47,426
Him? What about me?
389
00:12:47,493 --> 00:12:50,061
Pop-Pop cartwheeling down
the stairs messed me up bad.
390
00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:51,196
Give me one of those.
391
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,432
Oh, no. Did he crash into you
392
00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:55,500
with his stumbly-crumbly body?
393
00:12:55,535 --> 00:12:56,701
I might be sharing too much,
394
00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:59,171
but I briefly lost consciousness.
395
00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:01,540
Did one of his beige orthopedic
sneakers clock you in the noggin?
396
00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:03,875
No, he fainted, like a lady.
397
00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,577
Nice work with this one, Mur.
398
00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:07,712
Oh, so now you're giving me
parenting advice?
399
00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:09,881
Hey, remember Thanksgiving in our house?
400
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,950
I don't, because we never had one!
401
00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:13,785
Yeah, well, you had something else.
402
00:13:13,853 --> 00:13:16,288
It was called dinner,
and it was almost every night.
403
00:13:16,355 --> 00:13:18,190
Great news, everyone.
Thanksgiving dinner is...
404
00:13:18,224 --> 00:13:19,558
Please say served.
405
00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:20,926
...tomorrow.
406
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,361
How is a Friday Thanksgiving great news?
407
00:13:23,396 --> 00:13:26,131
Someone pulled a Marvin, and the
kids are stuck in Nashville.
408
00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:27,566
Music City? Oh, no!
409
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,434
So much hot chicken and angry fiddlin'!
410
00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:31,603
But you guys are welcome to stay
here and enjoy each other's...
411
00:13:31,637 --> 00:13:33,806
- Lou, we forgot our coats.
- We have more at home.
412
00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:35,874
- Keep it moving.
- Thanks, Mrs. G.
413
00:13:35,908 --> 00:13:37,909
I-I'm thankful
for those delicious smells
414
00:13:37,944 --> 00:13:40,412
and the vague sense that my girlfriend
is alive somewhere out there.
415
00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:41,480
Well, I'm out of here.
416
00:13:41,547 --> 00:13:43,915
I would like to say it was fun,
417
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:47,586
but it was literally a pain
in my ass, teeth, and bones.
418
00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:48,920
Ben, you're going nowhere.
419
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,822
You're injured,
and we have plenty of room.
420
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:52,324
Are the rest of the Kennedys
421
00:13:52,391 --> 00:13:55,427
okay with a guest in their compound? Mm?
422
00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:57,395
As Pop-Pop was ready to call it a night,
423
00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,959
Uncle Marvin was taking
the new day by storm.
424
00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:02,067
Wakey-wakey.
425
00:14:02,101 --> 00:14:04,603
Guess which cool uncle
solved all your problems.
426
00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:06,738
Thank God. You got us on another flight?
427
00:14:06,772 --> 00:14:08,306
Better. I scored us a ride
428
00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,741
with a stranger
I met at the ice machine.
429
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,138
- What?
- Crazy story...
430
00:14:11,177 --> 00:14:13,177
I was filling up the bathtub
for my road turkey...
431
00:14:13,232 --> 00:14:15,013
- Ham.
- ...and then, on the tenth trip,
432
00:14:15,081 --> 00:14:17,516
I met this guy who was so displeased
433
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,017
with the fact that I was
taking all the ice,
434
00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,820
so I blamed it on the folks in room 702.
435
00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:22,921
What's their story?
436
00:14:22,955 --> 00:14:24,422
Anyway, now we're best friends,
437
00:14:24,457 --> 00:14:26,358
and I scored us a ride to Philly.
438
00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:28,159
This seems like the start
of a horror movie.
439
00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:30,495
Or a great friendship.
440
00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,801
I like the sound of
this mysterious ice fella.
441
00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:34,366
I'm glad you dig it
because we leave in 20.
442
00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:37,652
Trust me, the rest of the way
is gonna be sweet and easy.
443
00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:42,107
Well, I've never been robbed before.
444
00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,775
I'm sorry I screamed so much.
445
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:44,843
I can't believe he even took
446
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,022
the Cobra matchstick from my lips.
447
00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,090
Now I just look like a fool.
448
00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:50,215
Yeah, that's what did it.
449
00:14:50,249 --> 00:14:51,950
Hey, look on the bright side...
450
00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:54,085
He didn't want our turkey, okay?
451
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,789
He only wanted our money
and our watches and our IDs.
452
00:14:56,851 --> 00:14:59,945
A warm ham is not gonna
replace my go-kart license!
453
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:02,110
We were five freaking minutes from home,
454
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:04,446
and now we're on
some deserted Southern road
455
00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:05,947
with only a ham to our name.
456
00:15:06,015 --> 00:15:07,549
This is the finest turkey
in all the land!
457
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:08,850
It's a ham!
458
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:11,038
And the only turkey around here is you.
459
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:15,890
Listen, I made mistakes, okay?
460
00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:17,959
But you're still on my team, right, Bar?
461
00:15:18,027 --> 00:15:20,695
I used to think you pulling
a Marvin was hilarious,
462
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:23,756
but, honestly, now it's kind of sad.
463
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,420
We're gonna find our own way home.
464
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:32,040
Damn it.
465
00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:33,196
I think this is a ham.
466
00:15:33,243 --> 00:15:35,884
While Erica and Barry
quit my Uncle Marvin cold turkey,
467
00:15:35,954 --> 00:15:39,047
my mom was excited to have
a Thanksgiving Day redo.
468
00:15:39,081 --> 00:15:41,783
Morning, Ben. Oh, I'm so glad to
see you up and feeling better,
469
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,051
and I promise,
470
00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,419
we are gonna have a great...
471
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:45,920
The [Bleep] are you eating?
472
00:15:45,955 --> 00:15:47,122
Gobble gobble.
473
00:15:47,156 --> 00:15:48,156
It's cold, but it's tasty.
474
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,557
Did you carve my bird?
475
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:50,659
No, I just yanked the leg off.
476
00:15:50,726 --> 00:15:52,794
It fought me, but I won.
477
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,397
Damn it, Ben, I worked
my ass off preparing this.
478
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:57,232
I'm enjoying it. What more do you want?
479
00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,000
To eat it together as a family.
480
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:00,335
There's plenty more.
481
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:02,671
Besides, eh, the big guy
hasn't even been at it.
482
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,639
The big guy? You mean your son?
Your child?
483
00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:06,574
Like he needs anything
more from me, huh?
484
00:16:06,609 --> 00:16:08,576
What? He's got the big house,
485
00:16:08,611 --> 00:16:11,579
got the tables full of food,
the fancy doodads.
486
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,181
Not to mention you, Blondie,
487
00:16:13,249 --> 00:16:14,949
and those annoying rugrats of yours.
488
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:16,351
Mm-hmm. Okay, you know what?
489
00:16:16,419 --> 00:16:17,952
I think it's time you left.
490
00:16:17,987 --> 00:16:19,954
What? What are you talking about?
491
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:22,290
I have tried to be on your side,
492
00:16:22,324 --> 00:16:23,958
but you know what? Murray was right.
493
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,311
You are just awful.
494
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,404
Whatever happened to all that "family
takes care of family" baloney?
495
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:29,531
Yeah, I don't think you really
want to be part of this family
496
00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:31,633
'cause family doesn't
treat people like that.
497
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,201
Please don't make me go.
498
00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:34,369
Did you say something?
499
00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:35,837
I want to... stay.
500
00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,939
Ben, just say whatever awful
thing it is you're gonna say.
501
00:16:37,973 --> 00:16:39,140
Well, what if...
502
00:16:40,785 --> 00:16:41,884
I want to be part of the family?
503
00:16:43,145 --> 00:16:45,158
I, uh, want to get along with my son,
504
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:48,049
but I don't know how.
505
00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:53,193
If that's really what you
want, I can help you.
506
00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:56,537
Oh, I knew I could get
my perfect Thanksgiving.
507
00:16:57,326 --> 00:16:58,670
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
508
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,857
I mean, it's Friday,
and I ate all the corn.
509
00:17:02,916 --> 00:17:06,147
After being "Planes, Trains and
Automobiles."-ed by Uncle Marvin,
510
00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:07,974
Barry and Erica found themselves
511
00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:09,361
further from home than ever.
512
00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:12,416
Look. There's a bus leaving
for Philly in ten minutes.
513
00:17:12,474 --> 00:17:16,277
Perfect. If only that guy hadn't
stolen our wallets and your dignity.
514
00:17:16,312 --> 00:17:18,646
Those were the tears of a
warrior preparing to strike.
515
00:17:18,714 --> 00:17:20,815
- We're never getting home.
- Oh, yes, you are.
516
00:17:20,883 --> 00:17:23,208
Marvin, please don't
make things any worse...
517
00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,389
I know that I blew it before,
518
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:31,459
and the time before that, and
like a million times before that,
519
00:17:31,493 --> 00:17:32,627
but all that's gonna change now.
520
00:17:32,661 --> 00:17:33,895
Did you steal another Chevette?
521
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,797
'Vette. And, no.
522
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:38,566
But I do have a great idea
to get you guys home.
523
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,302
Because what's even worse than
making you miss Thanksgiving
524
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,137
is knowing that
I'm the dumbass responsible.
525
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,272
What are you saying?
526
00:17:44,306 --> 00:17:45,506
Just trust me one last time,
527
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:47,308
and I promise that "pulling a Marvin,"
528
00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:48,926
it's gonna mean something good.
529
00:17:49,745 --> 00:17:51,179
Okay.
530
00:17:51,247 --> 00:17:52,426
Let's see what you got.
531
00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:54,880
With that, Barry and Erica had no choice
532
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,606
but to trust our uncle,
533
00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,453
and that's when he pulled
his most epic Marvin yet.
534
00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,622
- Tickets, please.
- No time!
535
00:18:00,656 --> 00:18:03,658
Me and my compadres here
work for the medical FBI!
536
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:07,295
And we are mandated to get this very
real human heart to Philly, STAT.
537
00:18:07,329 --> 00:18:10,632
Thanksgiving and Uncle Marvin's
reputation hung in the balance.
538
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,600
We just needed one little
"yes" to make it home.
539
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:13,935
Whatever.
540
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,037
Eh, close enough.
541
00:18:16,105 --> 00:18:17,472
I can't believe that worked.
542
00:18:17,506 --> 00:18:18,840
You actually did it, Uncle Marvin.
543
00:18:18,874 --> 00:18:21,276
Yeah. I kinda did.
544
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,845
As Barry and Erica
were finally headed home,
545
00:18:23,879 --> 00:18:27,315
my dad and Pop-Pop were having a
hard time finding the right words...
546
00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:28,850
Or any words.
547
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:30,785
Okay, so, let me get the ball rolling.
548
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:32,520
Murray, maybe you could say
something like,
549
00:18:32,554 --> 00:18:34,522
"Dad, I'm upset about..."
550
00:18:34,556 --> 00:18:35,990
Meh.
551
00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:37,492
Maybe Ben can start.
552
00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,861
Ben, maybe you could say to Murray, uh,
553
00:18:39,895 --> 00:18:41,525
"Murray, what you need to understand..."
554
00:18:42,681 --> 00:18:43,965
All right, this is not gonna work
555
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:45,525
unless everybody uses words.
556
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:46,525
Fine!
557
00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:50,204
You were a crap dad then,
and you're a crap dad now.
558
00:18:50,239 --> 00:18:51,839
- How's that?
- Really bad.
559
00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,242
Not constructive or helpful in any way.
560
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:56,077
He's right. I wasn't a great dad...
561
00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:58,379
- 'Cause he was a crappy kid.
- Exactly.
562
00:18:58,414 --> 00:19:00,315
We were kids, you jackass!
563
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,683
Okay, this was a mistake.
564
00:19:01,717 --> 00:19:04,052
Let's just go back to angry silence.
565
00:19:04,086 --> 00:19:05,320
After your mother left,
566
00:19:05,354 --> 00:19:06,888
I was stuck with two dumb boys
567
00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:08,489
and didn't know how to be
a parent, bonehead.
568
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,558
How is that my fault, you jerk?
569
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:12,360
It isn't. I was just scared and lonely
570
00:19:12,394 --> 00:19:14,862
and overwhelmed...
571
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:17,198
And I got angry and took it out
on the wrong people, dumbass.
572
00:19:17,232 --> 00:19:19,000
Well, I didn't know that, moron.
573
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,668
I know you're yelling
and it all sounds hateful,
574
00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:22,203
but this is really good.
575
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:25,440
I had to raise myself and my brother
576
00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:27,675
because you wouldn't, you piece of crap.
577
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,277
And that is my greatest
regret, you fathead idiot.
578
00:19:29,345 --> 00:19:31,679
That is the nicest thing
579
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:35,071
that you have ever said to me,
you old sack of bones!
580
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,438
It's working.
581
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,519
It sounds so terrible,
but it's beautiful.
582
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:41,461
That's why I crap on everything
you have, because I'm jealous.
583
00:19:41,532 --> 00:19:42,523
I mean, look at your life.
584
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:43,591
Look at this big, dumb house
585
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,028
and your beautiful moron family.
586
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:46,260
It is nice!
587
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:47,560
And I'm proud of myself.
588
00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:48,864
You should be, you ass.
589
00:19:48,927 --> 00:19:50,398
I'm glad I could share it with you,
590
00:19:50,432 --> 00:19:51,933
- you son of a bitch.
- Me, too!
591
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,301
I'd like to make up for lost time, putz.
592
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:56,270
I'd very much like that,
you broken old bastard!
593
00:19:56,305 --> 00:19:59,339
This is what I'm talking about!
594
00:19:59,706 --> 00:20:02,410
It's finally Thanks-[Bleep]-giving!
595
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,978
Yep, thanks to my mom,
596
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:06,737
Pop-Pop and my dad
finally broke through,
597
00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:09,617
and Barry and Erica decided
that "pulling a Marvin"
598
00:20:09,651 --> 00:20:11,719
wasn't a bad thing after all.
599
00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,950
It meant showing up
when it mattered most.
600
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:17,225
And even though it was Friday
and there wasn't any corn,
601
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:20,294
Thanksgiving finally came together.
602
00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:21,462
To all of us.
603
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:22,797
Salud.
604
00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:24,265
You did it, Mom.
605
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:25,773
You pulled off the perfect Thanksgiving.
606
00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:28,069
That's the awesome thing about family.
607
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,238
Just when you think hope is lost,
608
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:34,250
people who care surprise you
in ways you never expected.
609
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,310
We still talk about
that legendary Thanksgiving
610
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:39,447
to this very day, 'cause in the end,
611
00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:41,416
no matter how crazy the journey home is,
612
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,174
the best part is being together.
613
00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:51,614
_
614
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,660
Thanksgiving.
615
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,495
How did you like this Thanksgiving?
616
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:55,703
Pretty good. How about you?
617
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:56,831
Hi.
618
00:20:59,018 --> 00:21:00,752
I can't believe I've never seen
the movie Cobra.
619
00:21:00,815 --> 00:21:02,252
Ah, you're gonna love it, kid.
620
00:21:02,307 --> 00:21:05,661
Besides Sly, it's got Danish
bombshell Brigitte Nielsen.
621
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,155
Red Sonja herself.
622
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,590
I'll get us the tickets.
623
00:21:09,624 --> 00:21:11,260
No need. This one's on Uncle Marvin.
624
00:21:11,315 --> 00:21:12,816
Please tell me your wallet's in there.
625
00:21:12,850 --> 00:21:14,918
Wallets are for people
who play by the rules.
626
00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:16,319
Code blue!
627
00:21:16,353 --> 00:21:19,436
We got an emergency liver
transplant in... theater four.
628
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:21,046
I'm gonna need a bucket of ice
629
00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:22,671
and a large popcorn, STAT!
630
00:21:22,702 --> 00:21:24,624
- Yeah, that'll be nine dollars.
- Here's ten.
631
00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:26,702
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