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Growing up in the 80s, my mom
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loved her kids more than anything,
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which made every goodbye utter agony.
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So, dropping my big bro
and sis off at college
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was bound to be a tsunami of sadness.
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My dad, on the other hand...
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Okay, morons, out ya go.
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They're not morons.
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They're our baby birds leaving the nest,
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and they are very upset about it.
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My four-year bender of
unsupervised partying starts now!
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Dad, you're not even stopping the car!
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I'm basically stopped!
Come on! Go, go, go!
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This feels very unsafe.
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For God's sake, Murray, stop the car.
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There's nowhere to stop!
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The man in the orange "welcome"
vest is guiding you to a spot!
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- Damn it, Murray, now!
- Fine!
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Okay, you got 20 seconds.
That's 10 per kid.
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I know how many children we have.
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Where do you think you're going?
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- To say goodbye to the love of my life.
- Uh-uh.
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I'm sorry, Mr. G, but it is
time for me to stand up to you
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and prove that I've
finally become a man.
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Oh, no! He kid-locked me in!
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Okay, I've prepared a lengthy
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and emotionally explosive speech.
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Mom, if you make a scene,
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I will never come home again.
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Ditto.
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So, keep it together,
lady. Not a single tear.
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Children, fruit of my loins,
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like the spongy umbilical cord
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that once bound our bodies together.
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Whatever she's saying, me, too!
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Erica, I wish you the best.
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Too long.
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Barry, I bid you adieu, mon ami.
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A Billy Idol Mony Mony to you, too.
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Might I impose upon each
of you for a small kiss?
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No kisses!
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Get back in the car!
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All right, Murray, you animal!
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Farewell.
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Huh. She actually kept it all together.
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I'm pleasantly shocked.
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Oh, no.
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I knew she couldn't
fight her excessive love!
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She's garbage!
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Erica, you forgot your Caboodle!
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Just toss it out.
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- Oh, no!
- Hey, Schwartz, head in.
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Dad, you'll hurt him!
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Window's going up!
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I'll miss you so much! Ow! This
is not the goodbye I imagined!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was the first day of
school, 1980-something.
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Barry and Erica were gone,
and I was an upperclassman.
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Finally, it was my time to shine.
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Aah!
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Yes!
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You just got owned by
those recently oiled doors.
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Welcome to freshman year, Goldnerd.
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Yeah, I'm not a freshman, Johnny.
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Probably just seems that way
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because you're a third-year senior.
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Gah! What was that for?
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Johnny doesn't like to take
inventory of his life's missteps.
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I thought we became friends last year.
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New year. Everything
resets, turd farmer.
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Okay, rough start, but
things were looking up.
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My ex, Jackie, was off to college,
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and I couldn't wait to
catch up with my crew.
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Big Dave Kim! How was your summer?
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His summer was uneventful,
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and he's talking to me right now.
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Oh, wow. You guys are still, uh...
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I can't explain it, either.
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Carla, I thought you graduated?
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She did. Now she works at Wingin' It.
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Dave Kim's lady brings home
the bacon and the chicken.
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The bacon is money, but
the chicken is chicken.
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Adam, I think you know Brian McMahon?
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You and Shy Bri?
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- 'Sup?
- That's his catch phrase.
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'Sup?
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Seems like it's pretty
much his only phrase.
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Anyway, maybe we can all
hang out after school?
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Sorry, bro, we got group couples' plans.
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Oh, balls!
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Everyone's in the throes
of love except for me?
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, settle down, Shy Bri!
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Well, we should go.
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We're all gonna walk to class together
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as one even-numbered group.
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He seems disappointed, as
if this was the opposite
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of how he expected his day to go.
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Recently-graduatedbut-somehow
allowed-on-campus Carla was right.
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10 minutes in,
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and this year was already sucking hard.
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All right, listen up, people!
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Unless you also had a
cat with a prolapsed anus
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that requires a special salve
applied directly to the area,
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I promise you had a
better summer than I.
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So, in the spirit of
taking it out on you...
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Pop quiz!
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Just when it looked like the
day couldn't get any worse,
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something crazy happened.
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In walked Dana Caldwell.
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I couldn't believe it. The
girl next door was back...
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My first crush,
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the first girl I climbed a trellis for,
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and of course, first kiss.
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Hi, Adam.
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Dana, You're... Here?
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My grandma passed away.
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There was nothing keeping
us in Seattle, so...
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Well, I guess your loss is my gain.
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But also... Sorry for your loss.
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Hey, New Girl! They don't
have first-day pop quizzes
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wherever the freak you come from?
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Sit down, shut up, and start guessing.
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As I couldn't believe Dana was back,
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Barry couldn't believe
his new roommate luck.
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Hello?
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Do I spy a food-stained
Flyers shirt similar to my own?
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- Yep.
- Barry Goldberg.
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Friends call me Big Tasty.
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Gary Silverberg, AKA G-Licious.
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We seem well-matched, but
tell me, do you know karate?
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Yaah!
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I'll take that as a destructive yes.
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And I, uh, see you have turntables, too?
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Yep, but I am still looking for
an MC to spit some fiery rhymes.
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My guy, I spit fiery rhymes 24/7.
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[RAPPING] ♪ My name is Barry
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[BEATBOXES] ♪ Your name is Gary
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♪ We're like the same person
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♪ It's kinda scary
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Dope, Big Tasty.
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Uh, I think this is my room?
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Who the hell are you?
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Name's Larry,
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but most people call
me Flavor Overdrive.
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Well, bad news, Overdrive,
I already picked this room.
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Picked it? They were assigned.
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My form says 112.
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That's what mine says, too.
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What? I don't have a f...
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Oh, no!
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How dare you shatter my wildly
self-destructive college dreams
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by not sending in my housing check?
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Uh, no, my volatile love monkey.
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I definitely sent it in.
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Well, guess who doesn't have housing.
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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Is here okay for all your
unwieldy things, my love?
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- Upstairs in my room.
- On it, sweetie.
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Why do I still see morons?
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'Cause your unstable wife didn't
send in our checks for student housing
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- so she can keep us at home.
- But I swear I sent them in.
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Then why is Flavor Overdrive
spittin' fresh flows
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and hi-ya-ing boards
with G-Licious and not me?
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I recognize none of those words.
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He's freaking out, but I'm not.
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Now that I have a
second chance at college,
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I will not let you
ruin this year for me.
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I'll be upstairs studying.
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Do not expect that measured,
mature reaction from me.
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But I didn't do what you're saying.
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Unless... Oh, God.
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Is my mom brain so strong,
I did it subconsciously?
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Is that even possible?
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I'd say probable.
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I just saw a 20/20
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where a lady punched a lion
in the face to save her kids.
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I'd punch a million
jungle cats for my babies.
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There you have it.
You did the bad thing.
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I say we do a gum ball puzzle.
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Come on!
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Let's get together and gum ball it up.
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Gum balls?
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I'm in real trouble over here,
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and this guy's talking about gum balls?
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Mother, you need to fix this now!
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I will, Schmoo.
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Conscious Momma will clean
up Subconscious Momma's mess.
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We're both leaving right now.
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Mur, I'm not sure you're reading
the room with all the puzzle talk.
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So, the kids live at
home a little longer.
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What's the big whoop?
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Big whoop? You've wanted
those kids outta here forever.
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- I've got a hunch you're up to something.
- Me?
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What could I be up to?
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I don't know, but I'm
gonna solve this puzzle,
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right after I solve this puzzle.
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While Pops was busy
putting the pieces together,
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there was only one piece
of info I needed from Dana.
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- So, are you single?
- Definitely. Yes. You?
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Oh, big time.
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Oh, thank God.
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I was so worried you were
gonna be seeing someone.
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- You were?
- Yeah,
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'cause then I wouldn't
be able to hang out
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with my one friend that I had here.
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- Oh...
- I mean, it's so weird.
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Everyone looks familiar,
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but I don't really know anyone.
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Luckily, I have a friend like you.
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Yup. I am a friend like me.
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Just put it there, pal.
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Come on. We're closer
friends than that. Oh.
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I'll see you after school.
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So, when are you gonna lock that down?
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You've gotten very aggressive
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since Carla came into your life.
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She likes me sassy,
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but this is an incredible
opportunity for you.
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Don't you like her?
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Of course I like her, Dave Kim.
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But now she's super cool and kind
of looks like a flight attendant,
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and I'm still me.
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Plus, she told me she
just wants to be friends.
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Friends? I saw the way she hugged you!
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I thought I was watching
9 1/2 Weeks, man.
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You've seen the kink
noir drama 9 1/2 Weeks?
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I'm in a relationship
with an adult lady,
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and that lady is stealing
cable from her neighbor.
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You know, she did lightly tap
my upper back when we hugged.
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I know. It was like Body Heat,
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which I also watched and enjoyed.
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Dana coming back is fate telling me
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that this year won't
be a lonely suck-show.
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This is your time, man!
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But you gotta get in there quick.
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Look, jocks are swooping.
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Oh, no! Those are varsity athletes!
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That's the high school
equivalent of adult men!
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And in the case of Johnny
Atkins, an actual adult man!
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Yo, Goldnerd,
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you know that new old
girl, Dana Caldwell?
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Rumor has it you have shared history.
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Yeah, but we're just friends.
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Noice.
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Not that I need your approval
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or respect your feelings,
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but you should know I'm
lasering in on her romantically.
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Me, too, bro. Lasering big time.
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Dude, if my relationship with
Carla has taught me anything,
254
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it's that you've got to be decisive.
255
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So, what do I do?
256
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Ask her to the Aloha Dance.
257
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It's the most important tropical
258
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welcome-back-to-school,
Hawaiian-themed dance of them all.
259
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As I was wondering
if Dave Kim was right,
260
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my mom was determined
to fix a terrible wrong.
261
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Hi, Dean Dean.
262
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Beverly Goldberg.
263
00:09:06,736 --> 00:09:08,137
Not Dean Dean.
264
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Just a man named Dean
who... Happens to be a dean.
265
00:09:10,874 --> 00:09:14,443
Dean Dean, these are the housing
checks for Barry and Erica Goldberg.
266
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Make sure Barry's room is no further
than 30 feet from the bathroom.
267
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He's got a bit of a fussy tummy.
268
00:09:19,316 --> 00:09:21,317
Well, wait, these were due months ago.
269
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Which is when my conscious
mind sent them in.
270
00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:24,887
Your conscious mind?
271
00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:28,257
Oh, it's a teeny possibility that my
subconscious mind did not send them in.
272
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So, you didn't send them in?
273
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Or it's also a teeny possibility
274
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that your conscious
mind received the checks,
275
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but that your subconscious
mind destroyed them.
276
00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:39,602
- Why would it do that?
- I don't know.
277
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Why would a man named Dean
seek out a career in deaning?
278
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We can't control our
subconscious minds, Dean Dean.
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The point is, I forgive you.
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- Have a great year.
- Well, wait.
281
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To the extent that I believed
or understood anything you said,
282
00:09:52,282 --> 00:09:54,416
uh, the dorm rooms are all full now.
283
00:09:54,451 --> 00:09:56,518
So, there's nothing I can do.
284
00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:59,121
This will be the first of
many times you say that to me,
285
00:09:59,155 --> 00:10:01,257
and the first of many
times I won't listen.
286
00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:04,293
There may be something I can do.
287
00:10:07,631 --> 00:10:09,298
It's nacho time.
288
00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,532
Wait, you made food?
289
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,501
- For us?
- What's your game, man?
290
00:10:12,535 --> 00:10:15,204
Can't a man make a traditional
Mexican snack for his kids?
291
00:10:15,272 --> 00:10:16,972
Oh, no!
292
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,174
Those aren't beans! What's in my mouth?
293
00:10:19,209 --> 00:10:20,943
I don't know. I just got
a can out of the pantry.
294
00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,478
I think those are whole cranberries.
295
00:10:22,512 --> 00:10:23,946
Cranberries?
296
00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:26,181
The Mexican people don't
work with tart bog fruit!
297
00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:27,349
What did you do?
298
00:10:27,384 --> 00:10:28,884
Just eat around the bog fruit!
299
00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:31,553
Schmoopies, Mama solved
your housing crisis.
300
00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:32,521
- Oh! Thank God.
- Yes!
301
00:10:32,555 --> 00:10:33,856
How?
302
00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,391
Dean Dean found some
openings with a few freshman
303
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:37,459
whose roommates didn't
take to them. Yay!
304
00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:39,495
Wait, why didn't their
roommates take to them?
305
00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:42,298
Turns out, there wasn't one reason.
306
00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:44,199
There were these two dummies,
307
00:10:44,234 --> 00:10:45,901
and this shy fellow,
308
00:10:45,969 --> 00:10:47,503
and this delicate lady,
309
00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:49,672
and whatever's going on here,
310
00:10:49,706 --> 00:10:52,675
and we never got a good
look at this guy or gal.
311
00:10:52,709 --> 00:10:53,809
We're screwed, aren't we?
312
00:10:53,843 --> 00:10:55,144
You're screwed.
313
00:10:55,178 --> 00:10:57,313
I have a back-up plan
that for sure can't fail.
314
00:10:58,014 --> 00:10:59,548
Gary! Help!
315
00:10:59,582 --> 00:11:00,716
You got to take me back!
316
00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,084
I'll do anything.
317
00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:04,586
- Hyah!
- Hyah!
318
00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,255
- Ohh!
- Hyah!
319
00:11:06,323 --> 00:11:08,390
No!
320
00:11:09,297 --> 00:11:12,399
My former flame had returned!
So, to win her heart,
321
00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:14,468
I turned to the biggest
ladies' man I knew.
322
00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:16,136
Pops, Dana Caldwell's back,
323
00:11:16,171 --> 00:11:18,072
and I gotta ask her to
the Aloha Dance fast.
324
00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,740
But I feel like I need a game plan. Go.
325
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,508
Kiddo, why the urgency?
326
00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,410
'Cause meatheads are swooping!
327
00:11:23,478 --> 00:11:24,978
Eh, let 'em swoop.
328
00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:26,747
Just ask her as a friend,
329
00:11:26,815 --> 00:11:28,982
then slowly over time,
you'll get her back.
330
00:11:29,017 --> 00:11:31,251
You know, my gut was
telling me to take it slow.
331
00:11:31,319 --> 00:11:32,720
Your gut is an idiot.
332
00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:35,022
- Gah!
- You need to rush things with Dana.
333
00:11:35,056 --> 00:11:36,757
Rush 'em hard.
334
00:11:36,825 --> 00:11:40,094
Barry, don't do the thing where
you contradict my sensible advice.
335
00:11:40,161 --> 00:11:41,762
Okay, Pops is out of his mind.
336
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,230
You must go for it now.
337
00:11:43,264 --> 00:11:44,498
And here we go.
338
00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,200
Dana was your first crush.
339
00:11:46,234 --> 00:11:47,835
Do you know how rare it is
340
00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,603
to get a second chance at love?
341
00:11:49,671 --> 00:11:50,838
Pretty rare?
342
00:11:50,872 --> 00:11:53,073
It's literally never happened before.
343
00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:55,509
Please, just listen to your gut.
344
00:11:55,543 --> 00:11:58,412
But I can't hear it over Barry's
loud, yet compelling advice.
345
00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:01,181
I had a similar experience where
it was so perfect with someone,
346
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:02,282
but I couldn't make it work.
347
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:03,884
I regret it to this day.
348
00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:05,919
It wasn't your fault. Lainey
moved away to do music.
349
00:12:05,954 --> 00:12:07,287
No, not Lainey.
350
00:12:07,355 --> 00:12:08,756
I'm talking about Gary.
351
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,591
How am I losing to this guy?
352
00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,060
You need to make a
giant romantic gesture
353
00:12:13,094 --> 00:12:15,629
that reminds her of
your lame shared history.
354
00:12:15,697 --> 00:12:18,132
I will, and your passion
makes me certain it'll work.
355
00:12:18,199 --> 00:12:19,466
And I'm certain of it,
356
00:12:19,534 --> 00:12:21,735
but it needs to be big and over the top.
357
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,637
I'm gonna go get my girlfriend back!
358
00:12:24,973 --> 00:12:26,707
It's a good thing I was here.
359
00:12:26,741 --> 00:12:28,575
While I was excited to win Dana back,
360
00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:31,612
my mom was trying hard not
to lose her children forever.
361
00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:34,314
Okay, I've got some fantastic news.
362
00:12:34,382 --> 00:12:35,949
Flavor Overdrive died
and I can stop living
363
00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:37,317
in this well-appointed
suburban hellhole?
364
00:12:37,385 --> 00:12:38,986
Even better.
365
00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:42,389
I thought of ways to make this
hellhole a lot more tolerable.
366
00:12:43,658 --> 00:12:45,759
Erica, I read and highlighted
367
00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:48,162
chapter four of your sociology book.
368
00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:50,731
What? I was licking my
chops to get to that chapter!
369
00:12:50,765 --> 00:12:52,132
I guess I'll go read chapter five.
370
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,836
And, Barry, look at this
adorable toga I made for you.
371
00:12:55,904 --> 00:12:57,271
All right, enough!
372
00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,840
You ruined my college dreams
just to keep us near you,
373
00:12:59,908 --> 00:13:01,008
but it's not gonna work.
374
00:13:01,075 --> 00:13:02,776
I refuse to be in the same room as you.
375
00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,145
Barry, get back here.
376
00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,313
Nope!
377
00:13:06,347 --> 00:13:07,581
Fine, I'll just go down there.
378
00:13:07,615 --> 00:13:09,183
Oh, then I'll be in here.
379
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,918
Okay, this is ridiculous.
380
00:13:10,952 --> 00:13:13,253
Barry, you cannot avoid me.
381
00:13:13,288 --> 00:13:14,421
But he did.
382
00:13:14,455 --> 00:13:16,924
He went to this room,
and then that room,
383
00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,992
and back to this room,
and that room again,
384
00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:20,294
and for some reason, back to this room,
385
00:13:20,328 --> 00:13:21,595
and here again.
386
00:13:21,629 --> 00:13:23,964
This went on for 12
minutes until, finally...
387
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,165
I mean it.
388
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,334
You will never again have the experience
389
00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:29,169
of being in the same room as me.
390
00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:30,504
What if we're at a family wedding?
391
00:13:30,538 --> 00:13:32,105
I will dance and eat the
meal in the men's room.
392
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,307
What about a museum?
393
00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:34,675
Unlikely, since I have no interest
394
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:35,876
in history or art of any kind.
395
00:13:35,944 --> 00:13:37,311
Fallout shelter?
396
00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:39,980
I will train my body to
survive a nuclear explosion.
397
00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:41,181
What about my funeral?
398
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,716
I will give a dominant eulogy...
399
00:13:42,784 --> 00:13:44,184
Oh, thank God.
400
00:13:44,219 --> 00:13:47,354
...on a video monitor from
an undisclosed location.
401
00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:49,990
While Barry was ending his
relationship with my mom,
402
00:13:50,024 --> 00:13:52,726
I had the perfect plan to
kick-start mine with Dana
403
00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:54,561
and overwhelm her with our history.
404
00:13:54,629 --> 00:13:58,565
There were rings and
songs and, oddly, a baby
405
00:13:58,633 --> 00:14:01,668
and battle gear for a warrior
fighting to win back his love.
406
00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:02,803
This feels right.
407
00:14:06,641 --> 00:14:07,875
- Adam?
- Yep.
408
00:14:07,909 --> 00:14:11,044
And former Genesis
front man Peter Gabriel.
409
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:12,646
Damn it. Batteries.
410
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,548
Okay, imagine In Your Eyes is playing
411
00:14:14,582 --> 00:14:15,749
as I present to you...
412
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:17,184
Laser tag.
413
00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:18,719
Is that the baby we took care of?
414
00:14:18,753 --> 00:14:20,520
"Hi, Mommy. I wuv you."
415
00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:22,723
Okay, that's weird.
416
00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:23,924
All of this is weird.
417
00:14:23,992 --> 00:14:25,259
Why is it happening?
418
00:14:25,326 --> 00:14:27,361
Eh... You know what? Hang
on. I'll be right out.
419
00:14:27,395 --> 00:14:28,762
Oh, no. Stay put.
420
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:31,665
I come to you via trellis.
421
00:14:31,699 --> 00:14:32,933
This was it.
422
00:14:33,001 --> 00:14:35,535
Just like old times,
I'd climb Dana's trellis
423
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:37,437
for an epic romantic gesture.
424
00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,039
It was my second chance at love,
425
00:14:39,073 --> 00:14:41,341
and I was sure it would
be twice as magical.
426
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,343
Dana Caldwell, would you...
427
00:14:43,378 --> 00:14:44,344
Uh-oh.
428
00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:46,079
Ahh!
429
00:14:46,114 --> 00:14:47,781
Adam!
430
00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:49,883
Unfortunately, I didn't
realize I was twice as big.
431
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,551
Adam!
432
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,253
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
433
00:14:53,288 --> 00:14:55,188
- What's going on?
- I can fix your trellis.
434
00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,890
Full disclosure, I can't.
435
00:14:56,925 --> 00:14:58,792
And what's with all
this stuff from our past?
436
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,794
I'm reminding you of our shared history,
437
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,763
to grease the wheels for
asking you to the Aloha Dance.
438
00:15:03,698 --> 00:15:05,132
Are you serious right now?
439
00:15:05,199 --> 00:15:06,533
Huh.
440
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,902
Not the kind of question to
fill a guy with confidence.
441
00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:11,872
I guess I thought we could
start going out again.
442
00:15:11,906 --> 00:15:13,073
What do you say?
443
00:15:14,142 --> 00:15:15,275
I say no.
444
00:15:16,277 --> 00:15:18,045
See you later, Adam.
445
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:19,479
Wait, wait, wait.
446
00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:22,082
- Tell me what's wrong.
- Everything, Adam.
447
00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,051
I just left my home and my life
448
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,653
and moved back to a place
I haven't lived in years.
449
00:15:26,721 --> 00:15:29,990
And the one person I thought was
my friend couldn't even be that.
450
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:35,062
While my second chance at love
with Dana came crashing down,
451
00:15:35,096 --> 00:15:36,496
my mom was spinning out.
452
00:15:36,564 --> 00:15:38,999
So, my son is gonna melt
in a nuclear disaster,
453
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:40,267
and what's worse is,
454
00:15:40,301 --> 00:15:42,469
now he refuses to attend my funeral.
455
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,838
Help me, Dean Dean.
456
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,474
As I've been trying to tell
you since the museum part,
457
00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:49,509
housing became available
for your children.
458
00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:50,777
It did?
459
00:15:50,812 --> 00:15:52,346
Yes, and when I called to tell you,
460
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,814
your husband said "No, thanks."
461
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:57,150
Are you [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
with me right now?
462
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:58,485
It was you.
463
00:15:58,519 --> 00:16:01,021
You're the one that
caused this whole mess.
464
00:16:01,089 --> 00:16:02,155
- What?
- That's right.
465
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,424
Per Dean Dean, housing became available,
466
00:16:04,459 --> 00:16:07,661
- which your father refused.
- Is that true, Dad?
467
00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,129
Maybe.
468
00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,163
What?
469
00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:11,765
Yes.
470
00:16:11,799 --> 00:16:13,300
Are you saying "yes"?
471
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:14,701
Maybe.
472
00:16:14,769 --> 00:16:16,536
- What?
- Yes.
473
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:18,138
He's talking so softly,
474
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,973
it's imperceptible to human ears.
475
00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:21,775
I must know the truth.
476
00:16:21,809 --> 00:16:23,543
- Maybe.
- Damn it, Murray,
477
00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:26,646
you obviously can't say the
words, so clearly you did it.
478
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,482
Fine! I did it, okay?
479
00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,784
- You monster!
- Oh, my God!
480
00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:32,686
Well, I hope it was worth it, Murray.
481
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,689
You ruined your kids' college
years to save a few bucks.
482
00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:38,025
I didn't do it because I was cheap.
483
00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:39,726
Then why? Why would you do this?
484
00:16:39,794 --> 00:16:41,128
'Cause I'm gonna miss 'em.
485
00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:42,195
What? He's doing it again.
486
00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,563
I'm gonna miss 'em.
487
00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:45,232
Murray, say the words!
488
00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:46,700
I'm gonna miss 'em, okay?
489
00:16:46,734 --> 00:16:48,802
I spent their whole childhood
490
00:16:48,836 --> 00:16:51,705
sitting in that chair watching TV!
491
00:16:51,739 --> 00:16:53,507
And now they're leaving for college
492
00:16:53,541 --> 00:16:54,908
and there's nothing I can do!
493
00:16:54,976 --> 00:16:56,076
It's too late!
494
00:17:04,101 --> 00:17:06,069
I made a mess of it with Dana,
495
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:07,437
but I was determined to clean it up.
496
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,842
Ohh, damn it.
497
00:17:12,877 --> 00:17:14,777
Why'd they oil all the doors?
498
00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:17,547
But first, I had to deal
with the swooping jocks.
499
00:17:17,581 --> 00:17:18,915
Dana, can I have a word with you?
500
00:17:18,949 --> 00:17:20,416
Why?
501
00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,018
So you can abuse her trust again?
502
00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:23,853
No, JC Spink as Magnum.
503
00:17:23,888 --> 00:17:25,788
She needed a friend more than anything.
504
00:17:25,856 --> 00:17:28,625
Good recap, Walls as TC,
Magnum's helicopter pilot.
505
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:30,693
- If I could just...
- It's called listening.
506
00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:33,897
There's a reason God gave
us one mouth and two ears.
507
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:36,599
I get it, Johnny Atkins as
the knowy, fussbottom Higgins.
508
00:17:36,634 --> 00:17:38,234
Now, please, can I
just talk to her alone?
509
00:17:38,269 --> 00:17:39,769
Bro, do you know what it's like
510
00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:41,905
to move back to another city?
511
00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,307
Not knowing if you'll
find acceptance or not?
512
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,942
Not to mention her
grandmother just passed.
513
00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:47,410
Can you imagine, dude?
514
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,546
My grandma's my North Star.
515
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,114
You were the one she
thought she could count on.
516
00:17:51,148 --> 00:17:53,583
Thus her intense disappointment.
517
00:17:53,617 --> 00:17:55,585
Okay, I'm glad she shared
so much with everyone.
518
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:57,754
It's fine, you guys.
We'll catch up later.
519
00:17:57,788 --> 00:17:59,789
At least we can be
attentive to her needs.
520
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,393
Wow.
521
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,662
The jocks did a lot of
soul searching this summer.
522
00:18:05,729 --> 00:18:07,931
Yeah. Turns out, they're good friends.
523
00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,632
I deserved that.
524
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,168
Well, they're not wrong.
I have a lot going on,
525
00:18:12,236 --> 00:18:13,336
and the Adam that I used to know
526
00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:14,470
would have understood that.
527
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,739
And I do. Here.
528
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,108
No.
529
00:18:19,143 --> 00:18:21,578
It's not what you think.
It's a friendship ring.
530
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:23,813
When I gave it to you the
first time, we were friends,
531
00:18:23,847 --> 00:18:24,981
and I know that's what you need now.
532
00:18:28,686 --> 00:18:30,153
And if you can forgive me,
533
00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:32,021
I'll be best friend
you could ever ask for.
534
00:18:32,089 --> 00:18:34,791
♪ Over you
535
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:37,760
♪ I can't believe you're gone
536
00:18:37,795 --> 00:18:39,195
Well, then, I guess
I should forgive you.
537
00:18:40,598 --> 00:18:44,701
♪ You were the first,
you'll be the last
538
00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:50,139
♪ Wherever you go, I'll be with you
539
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,942
I had no idea how you felt
about missing the children.
540
00:18:52,977 --> 00:18:55,645
Neither did I.
541
00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:57,513
And then bags started getting packed
542
00:18:57,548 --> 00:18:59,983
and posters came off the walls,
543
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:02,819
and it became too real.
544
00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:04,354
♪ To lay your heart and head upon
545
00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:06,189
♪ Remember, after the fire
546
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,059
All you've ever wanted was
for the kids to go to college.
547
00:19:10,127 --> 00:19:11,394
Yeah.
548
00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:13,396
I put so much focus on them leaving,
549
00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,365
I never thought of them not being here.
550
00:19:15,399 --> 00:19:17,000
Oh, Murray.
551
00:19:17,034 --> 00:19:19,302
I just wish I would have
spent more time with them.
552
00:19:21,171 --> 00:19:23,206
It's not too late.
553
00:19:27,311 --> 00:19:28,811
What's that for?
554
00:19:28,846 --> 00:19:30,913
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry for what I did.
555
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:31,981
Real beans this time.
556
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,716
Thanks, Dad.
557
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:35,018
I also talked to the school
558
00:19:35,052 --> 00:19:36,219
and got you a room in the dorms.
559
00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:37,520
That's amazing!
560
00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:39,255
Wait, what's the roommate situation?
561
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,591
Well, you each have one,
562
00:19:41,659 --> 00:19:42,859
and I think they're both pretty great.
563
00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:46,596
And I'm really gonna miss them.
564
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:48,531
Wait, are we living with each other?
565
00:19:48,565 --> 00:19:50,066
You think you can make it work?
566
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,038
- We'll make it work.
- Totally.
567
00:19:55,072 --> 00:19:57,774
♪ I'll be with you
568
00:19:57,841 --> 00:19:59,609
When it comes to the people you love,
569
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,944
whether they're leaving or
coming back into your life,
570
00:20:02,012 --> 00:20:04,113
they'll always have a
special place in your heart,
571
00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:06,282
even if it's just as friends.
572
00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:09,118
That's the thing about
change. It can be scary,
573
00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:10,953
but it's often the one thing you need
574
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:13,289
to realize how much
you really love someone.
575
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:15,692
And sure, goodbyes are never easy.
576
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:17,460
It seems like the more you care,
577
00:20:17,528 --> 00:20:19,295
the harder it is to let go.
578
00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,197
But if we make the moments count,
579
00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,300
we'll always have
something to hold on to.
580
00:20:24,368 --> 00:20:25,702
'Cause in the end,
581
00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,870
no matter how much distance
there is between you
582
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:29,872
or how much time you spend apart,
583
00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:32,208
with family, the one
thing that never leaves
584
00:20:32,242 --> 00:20:34,110
is the love you share.
585
00:20:34,144 --> 00:20:36,612
_
586
00:20:36,647 --> 00:20:38,881
Dad, how do you feel
about Eric and Barry
587
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:40,083
both going away to college?
588
00:20:40,117 --> 00:20:41,884
- I'm very happy.
- Really?
589
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:44,120
Now if you would only
leave, I'd be even happier.
590
00:20:44,154 --> 00:20:47,123
I'm so sad about Eric and Barry leaving.
591
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:48,925
I can't take it anymore.
592
00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:50,660
Rah!
593
00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:56,518
Erica Goldberg, I was sent
by the shogun to take you out.
594
00:20:56,552 --> 00:20:57,886
Fight me!
595
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,388
I'm not Barry. I'm someone else.
596
00:21:00,422 --> 00:21:03,024
Come on! All roommates do this.
597
00:21:03,058 --> 00:21:04,192
You're the weird one.
598
00:21:04,226 --> 00:21:05,493
Hee-yah!
599
00:21:06,028 --> 00:21:07,762
Ple-e-e-ase?
600
00:21:07,830 --> 00:21:09,364
Ple-e-e-ase?
601
00:21:09,398 --> 00:21:10,899
Okay, I'm only gonna do this once.
602
00:21:12,835 --> 00:21:13,735
Come at me.
603
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,738
Oh! Ow!
604
00:21:16,772 --> 00:21:18,873
You're supposed to warn me!
605
00:21:18,908 --> 00:21:20,174
That's how Houdini died!
606
00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:26,413
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