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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
nothing was more important
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to my brother
than Flyers hockey.
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When they made it
to the Stanley Cup Finals,
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he knew exactly who to thank--
himself.
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Because of my hard work
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and unwavering dedication
to the Flyers,
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they are now on the precipice
of becoming world champions.
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Your hard work?
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Who else has suited up
for every game
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in their quasi-officially
sanctioned T-shirt,
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stretched, ready to go,
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with two orange popsicles
in a bowl, always to the side?
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I've seen this
in sports films.
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Superstitious nutballs think
they somehow control
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the outcome
of the game,
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so they repeat the behavior
in hopes of another win.
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Well, in my very special case,
it works.
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No one believes that.
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Yes, my baby helped
the Flyers win.
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I'm as proud as the mothers
of the players
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I will be sitting with
during the victory parade.
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You do you,
I guess.
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But why are the rest of us
involved in these antics?
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In addition to all I will do
to help the Flyers win,
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here's what you will do.
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Since the beginning
of the season,
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I've been tracking all
your behaviors during games
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to see if they help
or hurt the Flyers.
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You've been
watching us?
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I watch you all, too.
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It's not weird.
Go on, Barry.
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Mom,
let's start with you.
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Ah, I'm number one on your list
and in your heart.
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For the last
seven victories,
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you served us food
that was black and/or orange.
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The colors of your team.
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And construction signs
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and monarch butterflies
and Garfield.
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It's all random nonsense.
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Thus, everything we consume
from here-to-forth
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must be black or orange.
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For my superstitious Schmoo,
I'll make it happen.
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Oh! I'm part
of his life. Ha!
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Wait,
we have to eat carrots
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and licorice
for every meal
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just to placate
this lunatic?
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Look who's too good
to eat garbage.
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When I was your age,
I ate my own clothes,
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and I loved it.
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Which brings me
to Pop-Pop.
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I'm afraid you're not allowed
in the house during the finals.
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What are you
yammering about?
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The research shows when you're
on the premises, we lose.
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Facts matter.
Yeah, but it's
cold outside.
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Where am I gonna go?
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I've already enlisted
Ginzy and Essie
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to take turns hosting you
at their homes.
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Oh, a couple of broads
are detaining me.
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Not too shabby.
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They fought me on it. Hard.
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You're not the belle of the ball
you think you are.
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I hope your team loses.
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Now, we come to Adam.
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Sweet, precious Adam.
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No water!
[ Cup clatters ]
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That was your water.
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It was
for dramatic effect.
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You will not allow nature's
tears to touch your lips
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for the entirety
of the Flyers playoff run.
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And why, exactly?
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Last Tuesday, you took a sip
and Rick Tocchet
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got a two-minute penalty
for slashing.
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You were also breathing,
but I'm not unreasonable.
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I'm definitely gonna
drink water.
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Thought you
might say that.
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Is this you holding up a knife
to Optimus Prime?
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And you'll never see him again
unless you do what I say.
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It's like five bucks.
I'll get a new one.
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Well, can you replace
all your Transformers?
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My babies!
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Fine! I'll drink soda all day,
every day!
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Ya happy?!
Not yet.
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You also can't change
your underwear.
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What?
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When you don your current
tighty-whities, the Flyers win.
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It's just math.
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How do you
even know that?
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[ Breathing heavily ]
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On second thought,
never tell me.
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I made Doritos
and Oreo tops.
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Barry: Yes!
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Our championship run
starts now.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪
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- Captions by VITAC--
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was spring 1980-something,
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and Erica and Geoff
were packing up baby Muriel
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for a day with
Grammy Linda and Grampy Lou.
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Ooh, "Goodnight Moon."
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The perfect sleepy-time book
for any baby.
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And some emotionally
in-touch dads.
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It's not like Muriel needs
anything to help her
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fall asleep
at your parents' house.
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What's that supposed
to mean?
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A day with your parents
isn't exactly baby Mardi Gras.
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They just plop her down in front
of a boring documentary
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or have her watch your dad
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as he counts out
his afternoon prunes.
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Six prunes.
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It's only a small part
of the day.
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And they have some fun toys
over there.
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You mean like that one wooden
spoon and Lou's car keys?
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Car keys to you,
but with a baby's imagination,
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they open the door
to wonder.
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And that strange cedar box
in his closet.
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What's in there, Papa?
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When my mom has the baby,
they go to the park,
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the museum,
the petting zoo.
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And then
she puts together
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a photo album
of the whole thing.
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Sure, they're clearly
treasured keepsakes,
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but your mom also gets way
more time with the baby.
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Like every day.
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Unlike your parents, my mom
plans active, fun things to do.
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It's cool.
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It's important for Muriel
to learn that some days
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are total snooze-fests.
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I can assure you that today,
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our daughter
will be living it up
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in the streets
with the people.
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I don't think I've ever seen
your dad in sunlight,
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but I definitely believe
your hollow words, sweetie.
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There's our granddaughter
we never see.
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Look at her, Linda.
She's all grown up.
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Does she even remember
who we are?
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Muriel,
I'm your father's mother.
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I get it. You'd like
to see her more,
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but she's here now.
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So, what fun
and exciting things
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are you gonna do
with her today?
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We're in the middle
of a 15-part documentary
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on the Civil War.
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But we wouldn't mind
starting over for the baby.
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Your mother slept through
all of the burning of Atlanta.
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Maybe less sitting on
the couch, being horrified,
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and more being out
in the world?
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Well, your father
is getting into
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still-life photography.
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I bet Muriel
would love to see
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my "Fruits of the Americas"
series.
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The light
dancing on a plum
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will make you think
there's a God.
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Pictures of second-tier fruit?
That's all you got?
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Why are you
yelling at us?
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Because Erica
has this idea
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that you guys don't do
a lot with the baby,
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and frankly, she's right.
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We do
all sorts of stuff.
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Linda, get my keys.
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And throw caution
to the wind.
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Grab the wooden spoon, too.
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Oh, my God.
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Beverly
is crushing you guys.
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It's not a competition.
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It really is,
and you're losing badly.
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Take her to a museum,
to the park, to swim.
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And take some photos of your
granddaughter, not purple fruit.
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Plums actually come
in a variety of hues.
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Yes, they are a beautiful
and diverse species,
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but now is not the time.
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I think we get it.
Right, Lou?
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For sure.
Mm-hmm.
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Just like the Union soldiers
at Bull Run,
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we will not
let you down.
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They lost that one.
Huh?
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I guess
I fell asleep, too.
Mm-hmm.
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Plum juice
is also a sedative.
Be better.
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While Geoff convinced his
parents to get off the couch,
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Vic was shooing people
away from them.
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Whatever you do,
do not buy that sofa bed.
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It is shoddily made
by child laborers
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and filled with asbestos
and mercury.
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Uh, Vic?
Hmm?
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I'm no salesman, but what
the [bleep] are you doing?
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I'm freaking out.
That's what I'm doing.
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It's all because of that
stupid commercial.
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Commercial?
You really don't know?
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Oh, Beverly, come
and witness the horror.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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The horror.
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Hello,
Greater Philadelphia.
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Do you love the Flyers?
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Because I-I know I do.
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I'm from Edmonton,
a lifelong Oilers fan.
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The Ottoman Empire is so
committed to seeing our Flyers
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go all the way that we
promise to give you 100% back
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on your purchase if our boys
win the Stanley Cup.
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A hundred percent?!
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That's all the percents!
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That's right, random loyal
customer whom I've never met.
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We'll give you a full refund
on items such as...
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bureaus...
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headboards...
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Ow.
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...or the bean bag
of your dreams.
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So come on down to
the Ottoman Empire
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and get your furniture
for free!
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[ Remote clicks ]
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All their money back?
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Why would you
say such a thing?
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I gotta say it brought in
a lot of people,
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but against all odds,
the Flyers just kept winning.
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So we lose a couple of bucks.
How bad can it be?
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If we have to give all
that money back,
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there's no way that
we're gonna be able to
keep the store afloat.
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But my son needs
his team to win.
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Your son needs his mama
to keep a roof over her head!
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Stop yelling at me!
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You're the one that threw us
into financial chaos.
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I-I'm sorry.
I-I-I'm not doing well.
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My hair
is turning white!
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What are we gonna do?
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For one thing, you are gonna
keep your mouth shut.
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Barry cannot
know any of this.
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And who knows?
Maybe the Flyers will lose.
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You're right.
It could be okay.
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It will be okay.
[ Chuckles ]
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Adult Adam: While Vic
was in big trouble,
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Lou and Linda
had no trouble at all
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showing their granddaughter
a good time.
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We've triumphantly
returned!
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From a day on the couch?
Nice.
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Au contraire, Erica.
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We adventured to
The Academy of Natural Sciences
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and saw a T. rex.
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Both Muriel and Lou
were terrified.
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God destroyed those demons
for a reason.
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Guys, I gotta say,
I'm impressed.
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Well, prepare yourself
to be wowed
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because we also took her
to the zoo.
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And the "Rocky Steps."
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Wow.
You sort of did it.
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And perhaps they're worthy
of a little more
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of Muriel's time
and attention?
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They really are.
I mean, look at her.
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She is zonked
from her amazing day out.
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I'm gonna go
put her down.
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Well done, guys.
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00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,244
[ Both sigh ]
Oh, my God.
252
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,328
That was the longest day
of my life.
253
00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,163
Who walks that much?
254
00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,998
Blood is filling
my socks.
255
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,417
And the sun.
256
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,377
It sucked me dry
like a juice box.
257
00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,504
This is how it ends.
I can say it now.
258
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,131
I never liked
your sister.
259
00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:28,425
Oh, you guys
are still here?
260
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:31,428
Just basking in the glory
of our magical day.
261
00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,680
About that--
Muriel's free again tomorrow
262
00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,432
if you want another day
of fun in the sun.
263
00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,766
Tomorrow?
264
00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,184
The shortest
amount of time
265
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,729
possible between now
and forever?
266
00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,689
This is a pretty big step,
you guys.
267
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,773
So what do you say?
268
00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,233
Happy to do it.
Our pleasure.
269
00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,609
[ Lou and Linda chuckle ]
270
00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,820
We are so
[bleep] Linda.
271
00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,405
I know it.
272
00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,657
As Lou and Linda
were tormented by their win,
273
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,659
Barry's Flyers
were heading for a loss.
274
00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,202
No!
275
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,204
[ Sighs ]
276
00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,415
Mom, what are you doing?
We lost.
277
00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,834
Right.
We did lose.
278
00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,378
Um, and I'm so upset
that I feel like
279
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,297
I need to dance away
the pain.
280
00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,382
We all grieve differently,
I guess.
281
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,968
Indeed. Well, ugh,
the dancing worked.
282
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,304
So now that it's all over,
I guess we can go back
283
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,972
to our lives of financial
stability, huh?
284
00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,515
Oh, it's not over.
285
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:20,185
This is just the first game.
It's a best-of-seven series.
286
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:22,771
So, you're saying the Flyers
actually have a shot at winning?
287
00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,439
You know it.
I'm as hopeful as you.
288
00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,775
Yes, I'm hopeful.
You're hopeful.
289
00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,401
Who cares about
the specifics?
290
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,070
That woman is my rock.
291
00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,238
More importantly, this proves
all your silly superstitions
292
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,865
had zero effect,
293
00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,700
so I'm just gonna drink some
agua and freshen up my BVDs.
294
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,535
Oh, not so fast.
295
00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,704
Stop being such
a prima donna.
296
00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:42,165
In 12 days, you can drink
as much water as you want.
297
00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,958
My underwear isn't holding up
to the rigorous grind
298
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,752
of a young man
in the world.
299
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:48,171
I had a homeless gentleman
move away from me on the bus.
300
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,506
Just turn it
inside out
301
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,132
and buy yourself
four more days.
302
00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,176
'Cause it doesn't make sense.
We did everything right.
303
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,511
What's this one
going on about?
304
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,262
Pop-Pop?
What are you doing here?
305
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,430
Oh, there he is.
306
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,099
Ben,
you ran off on us.
307
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,725
Your house
makes my skin itch.
308
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:01,810
Well, you said
you weren't allergic
309
00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,561
to my Cavalier
King Charles Spaniels.
310
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,814
Not your dumb mutts,
the decor.
311
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,023
Who puts plates
on the walls?
312
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,316
They're decorative ceramics.
313
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:09,526
Even I think they're
a little too much.
314
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,069
You have a Navajo rug
on your wall.
315
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,238
It's not a rug.
It's a tapestry.
316
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,031
If you can vacuum it,
it's a rug.
317
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,283
Enough hilarious
in-fighting.
318
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,453
Pop-Pop's presence
is clearly why the Flyers lost.
319
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,288
But the good news is
it's easily fixed.
320
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,541
No! Bar, I can't do
this anymore!
321
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,293
My crotch feels like
the swamp where Yoda
taught Luke how to Jedi.
322
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:28,837
Colorful stuff.
The briefs stay on.
323
00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,463
Now take the old man away!
324
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,173
By force, if necessary.
325
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,550
No, I'm not comfortable
with that.
326
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:35,135
On it.
Please, no!
327
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,803
They drink milk
with dinner,
328
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,805
and everyone has to stay at the
table till they're finished.
329
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,974
And so,
for the next few days,
330
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,059
Barry did everything
exactly right.
331
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:43,768
Let's go!
332
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,730
And what do you know?
It seemed to work.
333
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:48,857
The Flyers started to win.
334
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,525
Goal!
335
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,403
Yeah.
336
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,029
And win again.
337
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:58,449
[ Triumphant music plays ]
338
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,368
No, the Flyers weren't
always victorious,
339
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,120
but when they lost,
340
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,122
well, there was
a perfectly good reason for it.
341
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,832
Wait a second.
342
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:08,293
How the hell did this
get in there?
343
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,378
Wait, wh-- How did that
get in there?
344
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,629
[ Grunts ]
It's so weird.
345
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,089
Don't worry, Mama.
346
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,883
We're gonna win this,
and when we do,
347
00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,885
it's gonna be the best thing
that's ever happened to me...
348
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,635
and therefore you.
349
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,179
Oh, for sure.
350
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,557
Your happiness is absolutely
my only priority.
351
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,643
Vic, we're gonna make
the Flyers lose.
352
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,353
Oh, good.
353
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,105
I was waiting for you to come up
with a practical solution.
354
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,236
Lou and Linda were trying
to psych themselves up
355
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,613
for another day with Muriel,
but it wasn't going great.
356
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,407
Okay, we have been doing nothing
with the baby for a while.
357
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:42,285
The ice is doing bupkus
for my swollen feet.
358
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,579
I think that that's just
how they are, sweetie.
359
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,623
I don't need judgment.
And what are you drinking?
360
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,333
This is a sports-themed
beverage.
361
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,710
It's going to give me
Michael Jordan's ability
362
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,587
to not die while
pushing a stroller.
363
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,547
Let me sample
this neon juice.
364
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,840
[ Chuckles ]
365
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,133
[ Smacks lips ]
366
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,260
Dammit, that's nice
on the tongue.
367
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,179
I drank three of these
yellow boys,
368
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,181
and I just want to lay
on the floor.
369
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,641
But we promised the kids
370
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,267
we'd take the baby
apple picking.
371
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,311
If only there were
some magical shortcut
372
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,271
that didn't involve
our limbs.
373
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,606
Why schlep all over Philadelphia
374
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,483
when all we need
is the evidence that we did?
375
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,609
Grab an apple,
376
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,694
hold the baby in front
of the ficus.
377
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,613
And boom,
we're apple picking!
378
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,656
Brilliant!
379
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:21,074
But how are we
going to pretend
380
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,284
that we went
to the pool at the JCC?
381
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,577
Fill the damn tub, Linda.
382
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,829
Why do I have to be both
the brains and the brawn?
383
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,332
While the Schwartzes weren't
above using trick photography,
384
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,542
my mom was about
to sink to a new low.
385
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,503
Hello there,
Mr. Flyers General Manager.
386
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,671
How did you get in here?
387
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,590
Oh. Just one of my many
charming attributes.
388
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,967
I'm Beverly Goldberg,
389
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,469
matriarch of the first
family of Jenkintown
390
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,512
and part owner
391
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,056
of the Ottoman Empire
furniture store.
392
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,057
Oh, yeah.
393
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,350
I'm about to get
my money back
394
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,476
from a bedroom set
I bought there.
395
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,727
The hell you will.
396
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,437
Mr. General Manager,
397
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,107
what is the one thing we know
for sure about Flyers fans?
398
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,483
Win or lose,
they set things on fire?
399
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,776
Exactly.
400
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,444
They're
an understanding bunch.
401
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,363
So if they
knew that a local
402
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,365
mom-and-pop shop
was in trouble
403
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:05,368
and that one teensy-weensy
loss from the Flyers
404
00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,953
would solve
all their problems--
405
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,830
heck, don't you think
those fans
406
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,706
would root
for you to lose?
407
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,165
Are you crazy?
408
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,042
Our fans want us to win,
no matter what.
409
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,585
Beverly, I told you
he'd be unreasonable.
410
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,629
Relax, Vic.
We're on to plan B.
411
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,090
Would you please pass
this casserole
412
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,800
along to the team
for me?
413
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,468
It seems like you want
the Flyers to lose,
414
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,720
so you're gonna
poison our players?
415
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,013
He's onto us.
416
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,389
Wait, what?
417
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,100
Vic, you're not supposed
to eat the casserole.
418
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,810
I'm not making good choices
this year.
419
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,145
Please leave.
420
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,563
Thank you
for your time.
421
00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:36,190
While my mom had failed
to con the Flyers,
422
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,401
Lou and Linda were working
on a scheme of their own.
423
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,486
Hello!
[ Chuckles ]
424
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,030
We've returned again
425
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,948
from a day
of cherished memories
426
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,825
and treasured experiences.
427
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,535
It's true.
I've got the proof.
428
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,704
I mean the pictures,
which are proof
429
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:53,750
that a totally real,
fun time was had by all.
430
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,917
You guys are being weird.
431
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,169
You're being weird.
432
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,420
Concentrate on the
photographic evidence, son.
433
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,213
Muriel went swimming?
434
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,424
Obviously.
She's clearly in water.
435
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,508
By herself?
436
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,593
Was one of you
in the pool with her?
437
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,054
Uhhh, no?
438
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,722
She's a baby.
She can't swim.
439
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,265
It was
the shallow end!
440
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,017
You're focusing
on the wrong thing.
441
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,643
I'm focusing on the corner
of the picture,
442
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,104
and it looks like there's
a bottle of Head & Shoulders.
443
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,147
That's the lifeguard stand.
444
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,150
Now, take
an impossibly quick look
445
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,277
at the pic of her
at the Liberty Bell.
446
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,029
Why does it look like
you guys just held her up
447
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,906
in front of a Taco Bell
magazine ad?
448
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,200
Next pic.
The apple orchard.
449
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,952
Okay, that's clearly the ficus
I got you for your birthday.
450
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,245
W-What's going on?
451
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:32,872
Geoffrey,
climb out of our asses.
452
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,499
Because our
tireless bodies
453
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,667
are completely capable
of anything.
454
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,002
You know what?
455
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,504
I think you faked
these pictures,
456
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,880
and I think you
don't have the energy
457
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,215
to take care
of our child.
458
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,717
I can't believe you'd
accuse us of such a thing.
459
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,261
Okay, Dad, do a single
jumping jack.
460
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,262
Excuse me?
461
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,764
Prove to us that
you have the energy.
462
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,015
Just do one
jumping jack.
463
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,517
Easy-peasy.
464
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,935
Do it, hon.
465
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:57,480
Just blast out a double J
and show these fools!
466
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:05,154
♪
467
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,155
Fine!
468
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,532
We faked it!
469
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,660
This "go get 'em" lifestyle
is unsustainable!
470
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,161
I'm sorry.
471
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,830
We just love
our granddaughter
472
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,665
and want to spend
more time with her.
473
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,500
Sure, sure.
We'll see.
474
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,293
That means no.
We lost, Linda.
475
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,586
I'll see you two out.
476
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,754
Yeah,
you're gonna have to
477
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,256
because we need help
getting into the car.
478
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,175
♪
479
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,594
You should give your in-laws
another chance.
480
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,346
Pop-Pop,
you're mixing in?
481
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,556
Yeah, when I need to,
482
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,765
which is hopefully
never again.
483
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,058
What are you saying?
484
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,393
I'm saying every grandparent
is different.
485
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,603
Well,
mine certainly were.
486
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,148
Pops was super involved
and active, and you were...
487
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,066
I know.
A giant bagel.
488
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,860
I wouldn't say that.
489
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,444
I used to love going over
to your house,
490
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,363
and you would just
put on Motown records.
491
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,157
I would sing and dance
while you sat on the couch
492
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,199
and rolled pennies, remember?
493
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,868
Who could forget?
494
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,496
It's kinda where I first fell in
love with being a singer.
495
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,706
Wait.
496
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,332
Were you, in your own way,
encouraging me?
497
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,334
Eh, you liked tunes.
I threw them on.
498
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,712
So you're saying you get
different things
499
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,422
from different people?
500
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,466
I would've said it
differently, but, uh...
501
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,636
While Pop-Pop tried to buy some
sympathy for Lou and Linda,
502
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,431
Barry caught a commercial
that made him feel terrible.
503
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,850
...free, when the Flyers
win it all.
504
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:17,268
Oh, no.
505
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:18,853
So come on down
to the Ottoman Empire...
506
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,146
How bad is it?
507
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,272
It's not bad.
508
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,150
Just a-a teensy-tiny
smidge of a bother.
509
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,819
Vic, how bad?
510
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,029
Interesting question.
511
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,993
[ Sighs ]
Okay, here it is.
512
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,078
If the Flyers
win tomorrow,
513
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,956
we will definitely lose
our house and everything in it.
514
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,584
Well, this is quite disappointing.
515
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,461
I know you want
your team to win.
516
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,631
No, the idea that
you couldn't tell me.
517
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,592
Do you really think I'm such
a child I couldn't handle it?
518
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:53,679
I mean, you do tend
to be emotionally... gifted.
519
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,433
I may care deeply
about the Flyers,
520
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,977
but believe it or not,
I care about my family more.
521
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,313
Barry...
Don't.
522
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:05,399
I'll be upstairs,
not watching the game I love.
523
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:12,073
♪
524
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:17,286
Adult Adam: It was Game 7
of the Stanley Cup Finals,
525
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,247
and no matter the outcome,
Barry couldn't win.
526
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,790
But my mom refused to go down
without a fight.
527
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,124
You were right.
528
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,502
I should have been
honest with you.
529
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,421
You are definitely
old enough to handle it.
530
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,090
Damn right I am.
531
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,425
It's just I kinda
don't want you to be.
532
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,052
You're all adults now,
533
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,762
which means
you don't need me
534
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,014
to protect you
from the world.
535
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,684
Mom.
536
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:40,560
Look at me.
537
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,896
We don't need you.
538
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,190
I saw that going
a different way.
539
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,110
We don't need you
as much.
540
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,278
But you're
still our mom,
541
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,071
and we'll always need you
a little.
542
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,032
Just not the whole
ginormous you.
543
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,368
Thank you.
544
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,707
And no matter what happens
with the game,
545
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,625
you got the Flyers
546
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,588
three victories in
the Stanley Cup Finals.
547
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,715
You really
think I did that?
548
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,466
Of course you did.
549
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,844
You're magical,
Barry Goldberg.
550
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,429
[ Chuckles ]
551
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,306
Hm.
552
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,559
Well, maybe if I helped
the Flyers win,
553
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,561
I can help
them lose, too.
554
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,355
Okay.
555
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,733
Okay, we're gonna do
the exact opposite
556
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,151
of everything we've done.
557
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,361
Mom, I'm gonna need you
to make a boatload of blue food.
558
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,362
I'm on it.
559
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,989
Pop-Pop,
you can now set up
560
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,198
right in front
of the TV.
561
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,200
Don't move--
my favorite thing to do.
562
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,078
Adam, you can now drink water
and change your underwear.
563
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,663
I think I speak
for everyone in this room
564
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,123
when I say
I already did.
565
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,834
And, Vic, since today
is opposite day,
566
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,837
I have something to say
to you as an Oilers fan.
567
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,256
I respect you as a man.
568
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,759
Okay, this part seems unnecessary.
569
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,260
Finally,
there's one more thing.
570
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,511
[ When In Rome's "The Promise"
plays ]
571
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,721
[ All gasp ]
572
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,849
It burns my skin,
but it's for my family!
573
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,685
And so that day,
with everything on the line,
574
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:07,688
Barry made
the ultimate sacrifice.
575
00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:10,650
He used his magic
against the Flyers.
576
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,693
There we go!
Yes! Oh!
577
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,487
[ Laughter ]
578
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,365
And when they ultimately
lost the Stanley Cup,
579
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,950
it was a win for all of us.
580
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:24,246
But for my brother,
no victory ever hurt more.
581
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,290
And while there was plenty
to celebrate,
582
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,501
things at the Schwartzes
were not so festive.
583
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,169
♪ While I'll make you
fall for me ♪
584
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,213
Erica, what are you
doing here?
585
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,631
Well, I thought
I'd drop Muriel off
586
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,299
to hang out
with her grandparents.
587
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,344
Well, neither one of us
are really moving around
588
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,596
that well
at this moment.
589
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,223
Yeah, I think my parents
really need a day on the couch.
590
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,933
Sounds good to me.
591
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,227
And Muriel.
Really?
592
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,771
I know few grandparents
have the energy of my mom,
593
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,190
and I also know
that Muriel is very lucky
594
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,359
to have the two of you because
of how much you love her.
595
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,528
[ Sighs ]
We do love her.
596
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,279
To the moon and back.
597
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,573
Yep, there are a lot
of different ways family
598
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,492
can be there for you.
599
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,619
Sometimes you get
a totally unexpected win.
600
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,580
♪
601
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,374
What's this?
602
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,252
Well, since the Flyers lost,
the store raked in a fortune,
603
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,087
and I got a little something
for you.
604
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,131
Season tickets?
605
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,924
Now you can go
to every game.
606
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,926
Maybe you could
join me sometime?
607
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,720
You'd want me there?
608
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,722
Are you kidding me?
609
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,515
You're my lucky charm. Aww.
610
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,392
But you'd better root
for the Flyers this time.
611
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,560
I will, I promise.
612
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,769
Promise?
613
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,564
Other times, you think
you've lost,
614
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,817
only to realize you've gained
something much more valuable.
615
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,904
But whether you're cheering
on a family business...
616
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,449
or your favorite team,
617
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,451
it doesn't matter if it's
the thrill of victory
618
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,453
or the agony of defeat,
619
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,538
'cause when you're
all cheering together,
620
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,498
every day is a win.
[ Cheering ]
621
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,499
Yes! We did it!
622
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,880
Here you go, buddy.
623
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,506
All your stupid robots,
safe and sound.
624
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,593
Go ahead, kiss them
like I'm not here.
625
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,928
First, I don't need your
permission to show my affection.
626
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930
And second, where the hell
is Bumblebee?
627
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,599
Oh, is that
the yellow one?
628
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,975
Tell me now where he is!
629
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,310
He's my most specialest.
630
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,644
Believe me, I know.
631
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:11,937
I've seen the way
you look at him.
632
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,439
Not okay.
633
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,524
But he's safe and sound
and will continue to be,
634
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,651
as long as you do
a few minor things for me.
635
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,236
I think you're bluffing.
636
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,238
Was I bluffing when
I melted your Boba Fett
637
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,073
or sawed your
Speak & Spell in half
638
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,325
to see who was talking
in there?
639
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,785
Just tell me
what you want.