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(HUMMING TUNE)

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(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

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Illumination!
Illumination!

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(SQUEALING)

5
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(SEAGULLS CALLING)

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MAX: I've lived in this city
all my life.

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I'm Max.

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And I'm the luckiest dog
in New York

9
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because of her.
(BARKING)

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That's Katie.

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Katie and I...

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Well, we have
the perfect relationship.

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We met a few years ago.

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And, boy, let me tell ya,

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we got along right away.
(WHINING)

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It was one of those
relationships

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where you just know.
(LAUGHS)

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(TOY SQUEAKS)

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And get this!

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She was looking for a
roommate. And so was I!

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So I just moved
in that same day.

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(PANTING)
It was perfect.

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(BARKING) We've been
together ever since.

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Katie would do
anything for me.

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(PIGEON COOING)
And I'm her loyal protector.

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(BARKING)

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(SQUAWKS)
(WHINING)

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(LAUGHING)

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MAX: Our love is...

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How do I put this?
(STUTTERING)

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Our love is
stronger than words.

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Or shoes.

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It's me and Katie.

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(PANTING)
Katie and me.

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Us against the world.

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(THUNDER RUMBLING)

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(LAUGHING)
(BARKING)

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I wouldn't go so far as
to call us soul mates,

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even though any sane person
who saw us would.

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(CHUCKLES)

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There's just one
little problem.

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(GROWLING SOFTLY)
Pretty much every day...

43
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Come on, Max.

44
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...she leaves.

45
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I'll see you tonight.

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MAX: Sometimes I try stuff
to get her to stay.

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Okay.

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Sit.

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Spin.

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Speak.
(BARKS)

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(LAUGHS) Okay.
That's a good boy.

52
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MAX: But it never works.

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Where is she going?

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(BARKING)

55
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What could she
possibly be doing?

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, I miss her so much.

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(KEYS JINGLING)
(GASPS)

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(STUTTERING) Oh my!
She's back!

60
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(BARKING)
Forgot my phone.

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What took so long?
Why did you...

62
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Oh, come on!

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Oh!

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I miss her so much.

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WOMAN 1: Bye, Gidget.
Be a good doggy.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(SMACKING LIPS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey, Max.

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Hey, Gidget.

71
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Any plans today?

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Uh, yes.

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Big, big stuff today,
Gidget. I got big plans.

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I'm gonna sit here, and I'm
gonna wait for Katie to come back.

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Oh, that sounds
exciting.

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Well, I won't interrupt.

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I've got a very busy
day, too. (CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS)

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WOMAN: Here you go.
See you later, Chloe.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(CLATTERING)

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(BARKING)

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MAN 1: Bye, Peppy.

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(URINATING)
(SIGHS)

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MAN 2: So long, Mel.

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(TWEETING)
MAN 3: Bye, Sweetpea.

87
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See you, Gino.

88
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Bye, Mr. Wiggles. So long, pal.

89
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GIRL: I'll miss you, Shelly!

90
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MAN 4: Later, Runty.

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WOMAN 3: Bye, everyone.

92
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WOMAN 4: Bye.

93
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(TWITTERING)

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(GASPS)

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(SIGHS)

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(GROANING)

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Mmm. (GROANING)

98
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(WHIMPERS)

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(GROANS)

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(YELLS)

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(GRUNTING)

102
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(GRUNTS)

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(PANTING)

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(BARKING)

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(BARKING)

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(CLATTERING)

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(GROANS)

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(HOWLS SOFTLY)

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(CLATTERING)

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(GROANS)

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(MEOWS)

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(THUDDING)

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MAN: You be a good boy, Leonard.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

114
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(DOOR CLOSES)

115
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(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

116
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(MUSIC CONTINUES
PLAYING DISTANTLY)

117
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(MEOWS)
(THUDDING)

118
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Hey, Max.

119
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Hey, Chloe, do you ever wonder
where they go during the day?

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Do you know what?
I just...

121
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I don't really care.
(GRUNTS)

122
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Maybe that's what
it's like for you,

123
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but Katie and I have
a different relationship.

124
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You're a cat.
So maybe that's why.

125
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Because nobody could ever love
a cat the way they love a dog.

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I'm just saying.
Maybe that's why.

127
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Whatever you need
to tell yourself.

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(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

129
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(PURRS)
(SWEETPEA TWITTERING)

130
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Hey! Morning, Max!

131
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MAX: Hey, guys.

132
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What's up, Sweetpea?
(TWITTERING)

133
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Hey, Mel,
where you been, man?

134
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Oh! Get this!

135
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Last Sunday, my owner feeds
me a small white pill, right?

136
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I start to feel
a little groggy.

137
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The next thing I know,
I wake up, I'm in the sky!

138
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Wait a minute. The sky?

139
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Yeah. There are suitcases
everywhere. I'm locked up in a crate.

140
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(CHUCKLES) Come on. There
are suitcases in the sky?

141
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So, I pass out from
fear, and when I wake up

142
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I'm in Florida.

143
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Um. This
did not happen.

144
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I will never eat a pill like that again.

145
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Unless it's covered
in peanut butter.

146
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Because, I mean, come on!
Right? It's peanut butter!

147
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(METAL CLATTERS)

148
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Hey, guys.

149
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Oh, hey, Norman.
(GASPS)

150
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You still looking for
your apartment? (PANTING)

151
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Yeah. Going
on three weeks now.

152
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Is this the second
or the third floor?

153
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I don't know any numbers,
but, uh, you don't live here.

154
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Ah! Pellets!

155
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Well, see you guys later.

156
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You know what?
You can do it!

157
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He can't do it.
(DOOR OPENING)

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Buddy!
There you are.

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(STUTTERING)
Did you find it?

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(LAUGHS)
You know I did.

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(EXCLAIMING IN FRENCH)
(BALL SQUEAKS)

162
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BOTH: Ball!

163
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Ball, ball, ball!
(LAUGHING)

164
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MAX: Katie's gonna
be so excited!

165
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This is exactly like
the one she lost!

166
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I mean, look at it! (HOWLS)

167
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It's round.
It fits in my mouth.

168
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ALL: Ball!
(LAUGHING)

169
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(LAUGHING)

170
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Ooh!

171
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(PURRING)

172
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(CRASHING)
(CHLOE MEOWING)

173
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(THUDDING)

174
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,006
(CHUCKLING) There is no
other ball in the city

175
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,217
like this one ball, guaranteed. Whoa!

176
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This is the ball.

177
00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,137
(CHLOE PURRING)

178
00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,305
(CHLOE YOWLING)
(CRASHING)

179
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(KEYS JINGLING)
(DOOR UNLOCKING)

180
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KATIE: Hey.
(GASPS) Katie!

181
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I'm home, Max.
(BARKING)

182
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Hey, Maximilian.

183
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How was your day, buddy?

184
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:32,946
That's a good boy.

185
00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,283
Oh, yes. I'm so psyched
to see you too, buddy.

186
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(THUDDING) Okay, boy.
Calm down, it's okay.

187
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Let's all be calm.

188
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Now, I have
some big news.

189
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(THUDDING CONTINUES) I know
this'll take some getting used to,

190
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but I think it's gonna be
a great thing in the long...

191
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,463
(THUDDING)
Oh!

192
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(PANTING)
Max, this is Duke.

193
00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,176
(GASPS)

194
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He's going
to be your

195
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brother.

196
00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,181
(GROWLING)

197
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,517
(WHIMPERS)
No, Max.

198
00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,352
It's gonna be
all right, Duke.

199
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,021
It's okay.

200
00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,024
(SNIFFING)

201
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:10,692
(BARKS)

202
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:16,156
Aww. See?
He likes you.

203
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,199
(SPITS)

204
00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,826
(LAUGHING) Whoa!
(BARKING)

205
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,870
Aww. (LAUGHING)

206
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,873
Yeah, that's it, Duke. Take
a look around. (BARKING)

207
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,461
(SIGHS) I know, buddy.
This is a lot to take in.

208
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,546
But he didn't
have a home.

209
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:34,799
So you and I are gonna have
to take care of him. (GRUNTS)

210
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,051
Okay?
(BALL SQUEAKING)

211
00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,928
(GASPS) Oh, my gosh!

212
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,056
Duke found
our lost ball!

213
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,516
(GASPS) What a great team
we're gonna be. (SQUEAKING)

214
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,601
(AIR HISSING)

215
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,061
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

216
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,318
(SNIFFS AND PANTS)

217
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,111
(GROWLING)

218
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,701
Love you, Maxie.

219
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,205
Love you, Duke.

220
00:11:05,289 --> 00:11:06,289
(PANTING)

221
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,546
Sleep tight, boys.
(KISSES)

222
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,967
Psst.

223
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,428
Psst.

224
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,973
Hey. Little guy.

225
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,726
This place
is so great!

226
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,229
Uh-huh.
By the way...

227
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,314
That is one
gorgeous bed.

228
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,066
Yeah, it's okay.

229
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,317
Maybe we could share?

230
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,821
You know, one night you get
the bed. The next night, I do.

231
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:39,114
That kind of thing.

232
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:40,699
You know,
this bed is mine.

233
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,617
You? You get
an old blanket.

234
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:43,827
That suits you.

235
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:47,664
You're an old-blanket kind
of a dog. (CHUCKLES) Oh, wow.

236
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,791
You are stubborn.

237
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,544
Hey, I get it.
I'm stubborn, too.

238
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,587
But we gotta learn to get
along. Wait. What are you...

239
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,798
I bet we can both fit in
this bed if we really try.

240
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,007
Let me scoot on
in there.

241
00:11:58,175 --> 00:11:59,634
No, wait. (SCREAMS)
Ah!

242
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,303
Perfect. This is
comfy, right?

243
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,139
(MUFFLED) No, it is not. (SIGHS)

244
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,433
(SCREAMS)
I'm comfy.

245
00:12:08,769 --> 00:12:11,020
Duke is just
ruining our lives!

246
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,440
It's an emergency that
you get rid of this dog.

247
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,524
He stole my...

248
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,276
(BARKING)

249
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:19,154
And he's scary,
and he's frightening,

250
00:12:19,321 --> 00:12:21,114
and he's the death
of all good things.

251
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,366
Aww. You little
cutie pie.

252
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,326
We'll play tomorrow,
buddy, okay?

253
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:26,619
Okay, sleep well.

254
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,538
(GASPS)

255
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:30,582
Are you trying
to get rid of me?

256
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,667
Before I answer that...

257
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:35,128
I'd like to know
how much you heard.

258
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:37,130
So, that's how
it's gonna be, huh?

259
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,466
Oh, man, are you
making me angry!

260
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:42,427
And when I get angry,
I do this.

261
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:43,636
(GROWLS)

262
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,597
And I don't want to do that.

263
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,307
I need this place.

264
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,893
And if it's gonna
come down to you or me...

265
00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:51,853
It's gonna be me. (BARKS)

266
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,688
(YELLS)

267
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,106
(PANTING)

268
00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,152
(SIGHS)

269
00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:05,241
(GRUNTS)

270
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,377
(EXHALES)

271
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,428
(DUKE SNORING)

272
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,824
Morning, Max!

273
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,243
Max! Max! What
are you doing? Hi!

274
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,662
It's me! Hi! Hi!

275
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,705
Chloe!

276
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,959
Chloe, Chloe! I got a
bad situation. (PURRS)

277
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,962
(TOY MOUSE JINGLING) Katie brought
home a new dog from the pound.

278
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:01,798
She said he's my brother.
I don't want a brother.

279
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,633
I don't even
have a bed now.

280
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,802
I'm sleeping on the floor,
like a dog.

281
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,762
Why would Katie
do this to me?

282
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,098
Because she's
a dog person, Max.

283
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:14,686
And dog people do weird,
inexplicable things.

284
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,521
Like they get dogs
instead of cats.

285
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,773
Okay, please don't
start now, Chloe.

286
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,066
That is not helping.

287
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,610
Max? Come on,
I'm your friend.

288
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,737
Okay? And as your friend,
I gotta be honest with you.

289
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,823
I don't care about you
or your problems.

290
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,449
But if you don't do something

291
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,119
about this guy, and soon,

292
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,122
your perfect little life
with your dumb, bleh, human

293
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,457
is gonna be over, forever.

294
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,959
Forever?

295
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,044
Forever. Yeah,
that's what I just...

296
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,506
Why is this mouse
on my paw still?

297
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:47,051
(SIGHS) Look, if you really
want to get your turf back

298
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,178
you're gonna have to start
acting like the alpha dog.

299
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,972
Right. Alpha dog.

300
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,182
(STUTTERING)
I can do that.

301
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,893
KATIE: Okay, okay.
(GRUNTING) Please don't go!

302
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,352
This time,
really don't go.

303
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,271
KATIE: I'm running late. I
gotta go. Wait, wait. Stay!

304
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,106
Stay for the trick.
"Spin!" I'm doing "spin. "

305
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,524
You guys be good.
I'll see you later.

306
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,692
Wait. No, look...

307
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,860
Okay, Max.
(GRUNTS)

308
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,447
(MUNCHING AND SLURPING)

309
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,704
Listen, Duke. I'm not
sure if you're aware,

310
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:18,333
but one of those
food bowls, technically...

311
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,084
It's reserved for...

312
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,921
I know, maybe you didn't
read the names, but...

313
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,339
That's my bowl.
Mmm.

314
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,635
I know that it...
(STUTTERS) Hey... (GASPS)

315
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,345
I was just thinking,
I don't know,

316
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,513
maybe we could institute
some ground rules.

317
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,849
(HUFFS)
I just thought that...

318
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,268
Or not.
I don't need a bowl.

319
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,353
Here again?

320
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,562
Rodent!
(STUTTERING) Ah!

321
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,897
(GROANS)

322
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,023
(SCREAMING)

323
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,191
(GRUNTS)

324
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,027
(GASPS)

325
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,365
Oh, Duke.

326
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:51,908
Duke, Katie is not...

327
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,535
Katie's gonna be so upset
when she sees that.

328
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,413
Katie's gonna flip out...

329
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,917
When she sees how you
trashed her whole place.

330
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,336
Oh, it's just one vase.

331
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,588
Is it, Duke? Is it?

332
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,216
Oh, that's a shame.

333
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,053
What are you doing?

334
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,721
Whoa, what am I doing?

335
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:16,641
(CHUCKLES) Nothing.
I'm a cute little doggy.

336
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,228
Katie knows I wouldn't
do anything like this.

337
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,896
No, no. Whoa!

338
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,232
(GRUNTS)

339
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,483
Mmm.

340
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:28,152
This could only be the work
of a dangerous stray,

341
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,948
who hasn't laid down a
foundation of trust. (GASPS)

342
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,241
You're the new dog.

343
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,703
(GRUNTS) And, Duke, what'd
you go and do this for?

344
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,162
(GROANS)

345
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,789
I'm gonna...
What? Bite me?

346
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,457
Rip my face off?

347
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,584
Perfect. Wait till
Katie finds out.

348
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,254
Oh! Help, Katie! Thank
goodness you're here.

349
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,216
I tried to stop him,
but he's crazy!

350
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,260
(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

351
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,429
Now, sit.

352
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,597
Okay, okay, okay.

353
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,560
Lay down.

354
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:01,978
(SIGHS)

355
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,147
Good boy.

356
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,289
Hi, Max.

357
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,623
Hey, Gidget.

358
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,375
Who's your
new roommate?

359
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,960
Is it a girl dog
or a boy dog?

360
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,628
Not that I care.
It doesn't matter to me.

361
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,173
Oh, that's nobody, Gidget.
He's just visiting.

362
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,508
Yeah, he's gonna be
gone soon.

363
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,103
Hey, what's up?

364
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,229
Oh, hi.

365
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,190
Your hat is the best hat I've ever seen.

366
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,357
Hey.

367
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,443
Uh, excuse me.
Genius!

368
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,111
You forgot my leash.

369
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,237
(SIGHS)

370
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,322
Never mind.

371
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,867
Hey, fellas, how's it... (YELLS)

372
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,620
Hey, fellas, how's it... (CHOKING)

373
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,122
Hey, fellas...
(YELLING)

374
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,708
Oh, uh...
Say, Duke...

375
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,001
Yes?

376
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,837
Be a good lad and bring
me a stick, won't you?

377
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:14,133
It would please me to
chew on a stick just now.

378
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,677
You heard me. Fetch.

379
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:17,762
(GROANS)

380
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,183
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, not that one.

381
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,185
That one doesn't
please me.

382
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,853
Find a really
good one, Duke.

383
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,355
(CRUNCHING)

384
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,024
(SPITTING)

385
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,860
Yeah, that's it.

386
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,695
(GRUNTS)

387
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:41,160
Hey, Max. Boy!
Oh, wow.

388
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,704
There are a ton of
sticks over here, Max!

389
00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,414
You should come over and
look at them. (LAUGHING)

390
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,000
Yeah, I wanna make sure
I grab you the right one.

391
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,461
Well, that's
very, uh, thoughtful.

392
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,800
DUKE: Look at all
these sticks!

393
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:56,884
(YELLS)

394
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,302
MAX: Whoa!

395
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,596
Help! Help!
(YELLING)

396
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,181
Hey, did you
hear that?

397
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:03,766
Butterfly!

398
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,602
Butterfly!
Butterfly! Let's get it!

399
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,151
Wha... What's...

400
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,360
(SCREAMING)

401
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,073
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

402
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,411
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)

403
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,495
Huh?

404
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,788
(GRUNTS)

405
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,748
(SCREAMS)

406
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,710
(GRUNTING)

407
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,254
(GRUNTING)
Whoa! (GRUNTS)

408
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,964
MAX: Help! Help!

409
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,090
So long!

410
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,425
MAX: Don't leave me here!

411
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,343
Didn't have to
be this way, Max.

412
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,678
MAX: Wait!
No hard feelings!

413
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:41,762
MAX: Duke!

414
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,014
Please!

415
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,682
Oy!

416
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,726
What's going on here?

417
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,061
Mind your own business. Oh,
my gosh, what happened to you?

418
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,605
I had a fight.
All right?

419
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,274
(MAX GRUNTS) With a big, stupid dog.

420
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,567
He lost.

421
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:58,571
Oh, you're headed into dangerous
territory there, kitty-cat.

422
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,865
I'd watch your tone,
sunshine.

423
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,575
You know what I'm gonna do? (GROWLING)

424
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,203
I'm gonna cut you into
string, ball you up,

425
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,955
and then bat you
around for hours

426
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,957
in a game that
only I understand.

427
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,084
Oh, very nice.

428
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,169
I'll take that!

429
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,503
Wha...
(GASPS)

430
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,922
(LAUGHING)

431
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,635
Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

432
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,762
You want to start
with me, little raisin?

433
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,430
(HISSES)
Okay.

434
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,140
Get your umbrellas
out, kitties,

435
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,142
because here they come!

436
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,937
The thunder
and the lightning!

437
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,647
Right down on your face!

438
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,982
(CATS MEOWING ANGRILY)

439
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,612
Gosh, there are a lot
of you up there.

440
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,822
I'm talking about the thunder and
the lightning that's coming down

441
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,242
on all of your
collective faces!

442
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,326
Attack on three...

443
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,245
(TEETH CHATTERING)
Two...

444
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,622
(YELLING)

445
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,249
(GRUNTS)

446
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:53,918
I just remembered
I gotta be somewhere!

447
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,504
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

448
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,632
That guy, huh? Am I right?

449
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,175
(ALL CONTINUE
MEOWING ANGRILY)

450
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,469
Okay. You know what? I'm
just gonna... (STAMMERING)

451
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,388
No offense, but good-bye!

452
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,182
(GRUNTS)

453
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,518
Whoa!

454
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,061
(MAX GRUNTING)

455
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,563
(IN SLOW MOTION) Whoa!

456
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,651
(MAX GRUNTS)

457
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,657
(YELLING)

458
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,288
(MEOWS)

459
00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:31,372
(HISSES)

460
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,292
(LAUGHING)

461
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:35,918
Hey!

462
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,004
You little...

463
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,297
(SCREAMING)

464
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:43,718
(GRUNTS)

465
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,723
Duke?

466
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:49,890
(PANTING)

467
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,726
You came back?

468
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:52,893
Run!

469
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,021
(YELLS)

470
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,318
It's the po-po! Scram! (ALL MEOWING)

471
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,240
(GRUNTING)
(BOTH GASP)

472
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,411
Wait!

473
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,084
Two, four, six, eight... Hmm...

474
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,045
See you tomorrow,
Guillermo!

475
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,379
You know it.

476
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,922
Ten...

477
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,049
Eh, okay.

478
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,675
Right.

479
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,010
(BARKING)

480
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,553
Uh-huh.

481
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,763
Sheez, did you see that?

482
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:29,847
Yeah, I saw it.

483
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,600
Throw it with your arm,
you lazy weirdo! (LAUGHS)

484
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,227
I would not fetch that.
I'm old-school. (BOTH LAUGH)

485
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:43,694
(BANGING)
(YELLS)

486
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:47,114
(SIGHS)
(BANGING CONTINUES)

487
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,449
Thanks a lot, Duke.

488
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:49,742
I don't like to
use this phrase

489
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,702
because it's offensive
to our kind,

490
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,788
but you are
a bad dog!

491
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,456
Katie's not
going to like this.

492
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,458
I can't go
to the pound.

493
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,961
What? What's wrong
with you?

494
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:02,797
Well, Katie just...

495
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,466
She just got me
out of the pound.

496
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,718
And if I go back...

497
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,930
Max, it's the end
of the line for me.

498
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,182
(BANGING)

499
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,689
(MALE TV ANNOUNCER READING)

500
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:22,316
(GASPS) Yes! Mmm...

501
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,820
Why? Why?

502
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,446
What's the matter, Maria?

503
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,115
Maria, your face,

504
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,825
it wears
a thousand sorrows.

505
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,660
What is wrong?

506
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,286
Oh, I have come
face-to-face

507
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,747
with the worst thing
in the world.

508
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,792
What? Oh, tell me,
Maria. Tell me now!

509
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,378
I cannot bear another
moment without knowing!

510
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,338
Loneliness.

511
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,423
(GASPS)

512
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,507
(GASPS)

513
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,925
(BARKING)
(GASPS)

514
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:49,593
Max! Max!

515
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,512
Max? Huh?

516
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,014
Hey, I see you,
squirrel!

517
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,182
This is not
your area!

518
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:56,434
We marked that tree!

519
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,852
(LAUGHING)

520
00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,854
Don't you try and hide! I can see... Oh!

521
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,355
What was that?

522
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,357
How dare you! GIDGET: Guys, where's Max?

523
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,609
Nobody likes you,
squirrels!

524
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:07,319
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)

525
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,364
Guys, seriously,
where is Max?

526
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,199
Calm down, girl.
He's right...

527
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,410
Huh. He is gone.

528
00:24:14,494 --> 00:24:15,494
Oh, it's fine.

529
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:19,206
I heard him screaming after he
disappeared into those bushes.

530
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,251
Max is gone?

531
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:25,045
This is bad.
This is so bad.

532
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,506
Maria, if he is
your true love

533
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:29,425
you must go to him!

534
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,594
Save him! Save him!

535
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,347
Yes! Yes!
Save my true love!

536
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640
(SQUEAKING)

537
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,058
I'm coming, Max!

538
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,352
(GRUNTS)

539
00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:41,437
(SCREAMS)

540
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,523
(CONTINUE SCREAMING)

541
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,150
(YOWLS)

542
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,902
(THUDDING)

543
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:50,779
Hi, Chloe. If anyone asks, (MEOWS)

544
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,865
I'm on my way to the
roof to look for Max.

545
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,033
(MEOWS)

546
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,826
Okay, bye-bye.

547
00:24:57,746 --> 00:24:58,746
(METAL SCRAPING)

548
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,335
(MUNCHING)

549
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,587
DOGCATCHER 2:
Whoa. You see that?

550
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:09,256
Yeah, give me
a second.

551
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,802
Oh! Hey, there,
cute little bunny.

552
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,597
Whatcha doing in the middle
of the road? (SNIFFLES)

553
00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:19,099
(BOTH YELLING)

554
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:21,101
(GRUNTING)

555
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:25,606
MAN 2: Bunny!
(GASPS)

556
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,317
What's going on?

557
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,611
What the...
(SQUEALING)

558
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,737
(GRUNTING)

559
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,072
Save yourself!

560
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,406
Shut it, human!

561
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,533
Let's do this!
Now!

562
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,576
Now! Yeah!

563
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,246
(ENGINE STARTING)
Get off me!

564
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,293
Wait up!

565
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,170
Get off me, pig!

566
00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:49,547
(GRUNTING)

567
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:50,839
Get off!

568
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,299
Ow! Ow!

569
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:53,968
(TIRES SCREECHING)

570
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,929
BOTH: Whoa... (GRUNTING)

571
00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:01,976
What's happening?

572
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,102
I don't know!

573
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,063
(EXCLAIMING)

574
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,482
Ripper! Ripper,
where you at?

575
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,986
Let's go, Ripper! I'm busting
you outta here! (SNORTS).

576
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:19,285
The revolution has begun!

577
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:20,786
Liberated forever!

578
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,663
Domesticated never!

579
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:23,956
Yeah!

580
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:25,708
(GRUNTING)

581
00:26:26,334 --> 00:26:28,419
(GASPS) Who's driving
this thing?

582
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:29,753
(LAUGHING)

583
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,339
(CARS HONKING)

584
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,174
Whoo! (LAUGHING)

585
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:35,259
(SCREAMS)

586
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,177
(ALL SCREAMING IN VAN)

587
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,263
(SCREAMING)

588
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,889
(YELLING)

589
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,310
(GASPS)

590
00:26:49,524 --> 00:26:51,025
Ha, ha! (GASPS)

591
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,109
(RATS SQUEAKING)

592
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:58,198
(BOTH GROANING)

593
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,700
(GRUNTING)

594
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:03,078
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!

595
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:04,538
(SQUEALING)

596
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,000
Who are you guys?

597
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,752
Huh? Who are we?

598
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,920
Who are we?

599
00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,923
We are the Flushed Pets...

600
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:16,550
Thrown away
by our owners

601
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:18,886
and now we are
out for revenge!

602
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,220
It's like a club,
(SNORTING)

603
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,972
but with biting
and scratching.

604
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,058
Take us with you!

605
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:25,809
(SNIFFING)

606
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,603
I don't think so, pets.

607
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,356
Yeah, you got the stench
of domestication all over you.

608
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,317
You chose your side. And
now you're gonna burn.

609
00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,736
No! Stop!
Who you calling "pets"?

610
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:37,571
I ain't no pet!
You got it all wrong!

611
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:40,240
We're just like you
guys. We hate humans.

612
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:42,117
Yeah! That's right!
Hate them.

613
00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,703
Oh, man, don't get me started
on people. Am I right, Duke?

614
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:47,247
Yeah, that's why we
burned our collars, man!

615
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:48,916
We burned them
to the ground!

616
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,250
And killed our owners!

617
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,086
Yeah... Wait a minute,
that's too far maybe?

618
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,545
No, they dig it.

619
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,005
Yes, we whacked them.
Yeah, that's right!

620
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,882
Bang, bang with
our own paws!

621
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,009
If I had a dime
for every owner I killed...

622
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,094
Oh, yeah!

623
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,345
I'd have a dime.

624
00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,639
Because I just
killed the one.

625
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:06,016
Ooh-whoo!

626
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,102
Oh, y'all cold-blooded.

627
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,396
Oh, man, you remind me
of my boy, Ricky.

628
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:11,814
He died, though.

629
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,649
RIP, Ricky!

630
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,152
The truth is, the struggle
could use some more muscle.

631
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,529
All right, look,
I'll tell you what.

632
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,447
We'll bust the both of you out
of here. But understand this.

633
00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:21,949
From now on,
you work for me.

634
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,951
That's fine. Sounds
like a fun challenge.

635
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:26,704
(GRUNTING)

636
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,664
All right, guys,
let's do this!

637
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,249
(SQUEALING)
(YELLING)

638
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:31,625
(EXPLOSION)

639
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:33,585
To the sewers!

640
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,462
The sewers?

641
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:38,340
What are y'all waiting
for? I'm not playing.

642
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:39,675
I said...

643
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,343
To the sewers!

644
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,803
(GRUNTING)

645
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,722
(YELLING)

646
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,306
(MAX YELLING)

647
00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:47,808
(SNOWBALL YELLING)

648
00:28:48,685 --> 00:28:51,770
SNOWBALL: Long live
the revolution, suckers!

649
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400
(GRUNTS)

650
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:57,860
I can do it.

651
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,740
Oh!

652
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,367
Max?

653
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,161
Max?

654
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:08,370
Max.

655
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:09,455
Max.

656
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:10,664
Max.

657
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:11,749
Max.

658
00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:12,958
Max.

659
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,251
(PANTING)

660
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,339
(STRAINING)

661
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,681
Oh, where are you, Max?

662
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:29,808
(SIGHS)

663
00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,561
TIBERIUS: Looks like
you could use a little help.

664
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:33,979
Who said that?

665
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,355
TIBERIUS: Over here.

666
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:38,400
In this dark and
foreboding shed.

667
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:39,485
(GRUNTS)

668
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:47,409
Uh...

669
00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:48,702
Hello?

670
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,079
I can see for miles.

671
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:54,333
If you let me out,
I'll find your friend.

672
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,709
Wow! Really?

673
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,878
Oh! You're so sweet.

674
00:29:58,046 --> 00:29:59,880
You're sweet, too.

675
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,257
(GIGGLES) Thanks, stranger. (SNIFFS)

676
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:03,801
But not too sweet.

677
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:07,387
There's also a salty,
gamey thing going on.

678
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:08,764
Yeah, that's me.
(CHUCKLES)

679
00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,350
Come on, let's get you
out of that shed.

680
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,393
Yeah, that's it.

681
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,604
Just step over
the pile of bones.

682
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:18,190
Pile of bones.
Okay, will do.

683
00:30:18,316 --> 00:30:20,400
(SIGHS) I sure hope
Max is safe.

684
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,611
You're a very
thoughtful food.

685
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,280
"Food"? I didn't say that.
I said "friend. "

686
00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:27,407
(CHUCKLES) I meant food...

687
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,700
(STUTTERING)
Friend.

688
00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:29,993
You know what I meant.

689
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,621
I'm sure lucky
I found you, uh...

690
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:33,956
Tiberius.

691
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,208
And, yes, this is
a very good thing for you,

692
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,919
this whole
"meeting me" thing.

693
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,004
Take off my hood.

694
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,092
(GASPS)

695
00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,969
(SCREECHING)

696
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:48,262
(SCREAMS)

697
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:51,932
(SCREECHING)
(SCREAMS)

698
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,976
(GRUNTS) Ah!

699
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:55,060
The chain!

700
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:56,645
(TIBERIUS GROANING)

701
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,981
Oh! You tried
to eat me!

702
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:00,440
I'm sorry. (SOBS)

703
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:03,777
You should be sorry. You
deserve to be locked up.

704
00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,529
You're a bad,
bad bird.

705
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,699
I can't help it. I was
born with killer instincts.

706
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,325
That is just
no excuse.

707
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:13,161
You're right. Even for
a predator, I'm selfish.

708
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:15,581
I'm a selfish predator.

709
00:31:15,748 --> 00:31:17,624
It's no wonder
I have no friends.

710
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,001
Nobody.

711
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:20,085
(SOBBING)

712
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:22,296
This is hopeless.

713
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,631
Oh, don't... There's no need to cry.

714
00:31:24,799 --> 00:31:26,842
I'm sorry that I yelled at you before.

715
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,677
Please, take off
the chain.

716
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,471
This time I'll help
you. I promise.

717
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:33,640
Tiberius...

718
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:37,102
This is gonna sound
completely horrible, but, um...

719
00:31:37,270 --> 00:31:38,854
I don't fully
trust you.

720
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,648
(SOBBING)

721
00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:43,150
Oh, no, no, no...

722
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,402
But, I guess everyone
deserves a second chance.

723
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,404
And you are just
a lonely, old bird.

724
00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:48,822
And you do have
weird manners

725
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,158
because you live in a
weird shed on a roof.

726
00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,578
So, I'll tell you what.
If you find Max...

727
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,747
I'll be your
best friend.

728
00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,916
Best friend?

729
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,834
You and me?

730
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,337
Whoa!

731
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:09,676
(LAUGHING)

732
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,345
Whoo!

733
00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:15,182
(SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)

734
00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,600
(SCREAMING)

735
00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:20,854
Yes!
That sounds nice.

736
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,105
Let's do this.

737
00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,941
Okay.

738
00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,693
Ah...

739
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,449
So, what does
this Max look like?

740
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:33,575
Brown and white.

741
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,536
He's a short-hair,
roguishly handsome.

742
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,288
He's got a sparkle
in his eye.

743
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:40,248
He sounds dreamy.

744
00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:42,960
(CHUCKLES)
You have no idea.

745
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:45,504
I mean, what?
Whatever. Shut up.

746
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,672
(BLOWS RASPBERRIES)
Mmm-mmm.

747
00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,132
If my owner comes

748
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,760
put on the hood and
pretend to be me.

749
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,387
Okay, thank you!

750
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,439
(SNIFFS) Ugh!

751
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,400
The smell is disgusting...

752
00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:08,735
...- ly good.

753
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,362
This is all so great.

754
00:33:10,488 --> 00:33:11,905
Love it here.

755
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:20,831
(BOTH GASP)

756
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,499
What's...
The...

757
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,543
Pass...
Word?

758
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,086
Password?

759
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,421
Look! Look at me.

760
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,214
I am your leader.

761
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:32,092
The leader does not
recite the password.

762
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,428
The leader makes up
the password, idiots.

763
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:36,430
Everybody, I'm making up
a new password right now.

764
00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:38,056
The new password is...

765
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,934
"Don't ask the leader
for the password!"

766
00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,019
(DINGING)

767
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,604
Follow me.

768
00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:54,531
Welcome to the
underbelly, brothers.

769
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,117
Home of the Flushed Pets.

770
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:58,785
(LAUGHING)

771
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:04,499
(GRUNTING)

772
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,712
(CROAKING)

773
00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,141
Brothers and
sisters!

774
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:22,267
As you see,

775
00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,812
I've returned from the
surface with two new recruits.

776
00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:28,482
These guys are
owner-killers!

777
00:34:28,691 --> 00:34:29,691
(ALL CHEERING)

778
00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,610
Hey, hey!
Settle down!

779
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,489
Guys, I want you to
tell them how you did it.

780
00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:36,823
Go ahead. Tell them
the whole story

781
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:38,325
about how you
took out your owner.

782
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:39,618
Don't leave out nothing.

783
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,244
We love gory detail, here.

784
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,829
Oh, yeah!
Tell us!

785
00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:44,748
Right.
So, tell them, Max.

786
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,625
Okay, so.
I was like...

787
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:47,793
Well, we were like...

788
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,127
Take that!
Yeah!

789
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,629
Stupid owner.

790
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:52,672
So, that's who
you're dealing with.

791
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,093
That story bored me
to death.

792
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,344
Boring!

793
00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:58,762
(ALL BOOING)
Give us detail!

794
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:00,597
Okay. Max?

795
00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,349
Okay, well, uh...

796
00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,476
So, there's this thing in the kitchen...

797
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:05,685
Yeah. Table!

798
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,187
It's flat.
Toaster!

799
00:35:07,396 --> 00:35:09,231
And then round on
just the end of it.

800
00:35:09,315 --> 00:35:10,357
A spoon?

801
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,983
Yes, a spoon!
Exactly.

802
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,985
You can't hurt
someone with a spoon.

803
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,862
You scoop with a spoon.

804
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,030
How many people
wanna know

805
00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,156
how to kill somebody
with a spoon?

806
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,158
FLUSHED ANIMALS:
I do! Oh, yeah!

807
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:21,785
Okay. Uh, well...

808
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:23,537
We used the spoon...

809
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:26,331
Hit a button on the
machine on the counter...

810
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,874
Right, and it's got
those... The, uh, you know.

811
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,584
(IMITATING MOTOR) Those blades.
The, uh... It's got blades!

812
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,169
Was it a blender?

813
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,295
(WHOOPING)

814
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,214
You blended somebody?

815
00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:36,216
He talking about
the blender, guys.

816
00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,135
Oh, please, tell me
it was a blender!

817
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,720
Hey, buddy, I don't ask what
it's called, we just kill with it.

818
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:42,264
But it was a blender.

819
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,349
Whoo! Do y'all hear this?
(ALL CHATTERING)

820
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,726
You know who was
like this? Ricky!

821
00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:49,062
Rest in peace!

822
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,523
Ricky was the
only soldier I had

823
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:54,151
that was ready to
kill humans on sight.

824
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:56,194
Everybody else
need a pep talk.

825
00:35:56,362 --> 00:35:57,946
Not these two brothers.

826
00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:00,198
(ALL CHEERING)

827
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:04,703
See, all of us have
suffered at the hands of man.

828
00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:06,079
I mean, take me for instance.

829
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,665
I was a magician's rabbit
for kids' parties.

830
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,085
But then bunny tricks
went out of style.

831
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:13,420
So, what did
my owner do?

832
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,088
My owner went and
left magic behind

833
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,631
and made me disappear...

834
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:18,550
From his life!

835
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:19,759
(ALL CHATTERING)
Uh-huh.

836
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,845
I lived
in a tattoo parlor!

837
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,598
The trainees used
to practice on me!

838
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,766
Until they ran out
of space!

839
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:27,893
(SCATTERED CHATTER)

840
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,103
I mean, yes,
humans say they love us.

841
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,647
But then they turn around
and throw us out like garbage.

842
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,649
Ain't that right,
Sea-Monkeys?

843
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:37,194
It's not our fault we
don't look like the ad!

844
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,278
Yeah!

845
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,907
All right, you guys
are joining the brotherhood.

846
00:36:42,074 --> 00:36:43,783
It's initiation time!
FLUSHED ANIMALS: Oh, yeah!

847
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,619
The what? I'm sorry, what time?

848
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:48,371
Summon the Viper!

849
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:49,998
(ALL STOMPING)

850
00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,918
Uh, is this
Viper poisonous?

851
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:55,754
Because I should warn you,
I'm very allergic to poison!

852
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,637
Ow!

853
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,515
All right.
Show her!

854
00:37:08,809 --> 00:37:10,644
(RETCHING)

855
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,480
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)

856
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,940
Max's collar!

857
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:16,483
Where is he?

858
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,151
What happened to him?

859
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,945
I ain't saying
nothing! (GRUNTS)

860
00:37:20,821 --> 00:37:22,614
You're gonna tell
us where Max is.

861
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:24,699
And you're gonna
tell us now!

862
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,368
(LAUGHING)

863
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,953
Is this supposed
to scare me?

864
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,288
I'm a cat.
I land on my feet.

865
00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:31,414
Does it always happen?

866
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,000
Because your head looks like
it's taken a lot of landings.

867
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,168
Do you want me
to cut you?

868
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,837
Because I'll cut you this way and
that. You'll look like a waffle.

869
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:38,922
(YELLING)

870
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,131
Okay.

871
00:37:40,299 --> 00:37:42,592
He's too stupid to talk,
and too ugly to eat.

872
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,261
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTS)

873
00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:46,054
I'm done
playing nice!

874
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,139
Where is Max?

875
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,641
(STAMMERING) Ow.

876
00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:50,850
Tell me!

877
00:37:51,018 --> 00:37:52,686
Ooh! (STAMMERING)

878
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:53,937
Let me finish... Ow!

879
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,064
Help me! Ow!

880
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:58,149
Don't look at him.
Look at me. (GROANING)

881
00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,901
Nobody can help you!

882
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,529
Where is Max?

883
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:03,738
Okay! Okay!

884
00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,907
He's in the sewers!
He got taken!

885
00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,242
Please! Have mercy...

886
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,911
Adorable puffy dog!
(GASPS)

887
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:12,330
ALL: (CHANTING) Snake bite!
Snake bite! Snake bite!

888
00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:14,040
(GRUNTING)

889
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,544
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

890
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:21,881
(SNIFFS)

891
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:23,717
(HISSING)

892
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:24,968
(YELLS)
(GASPS)

893
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:26,970
As proof of your
allegiance

894
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,722
you will now
receive the bite

895
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,558
of a one-fanged,
half-blind Viper

896
00:38:31,726 --> 00:38:33,101
fueled by a diet

897
00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:36,688
of anti-human rage!

898
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:43,236
(HISSING)

899
00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,209
Who wants
to go first?

900
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,253
Uh... Okay,
here's the thing, though.

901
00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:02,255
Tiny Dog.

902
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,341
Can I call you
"Tiny Dog"?

903
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:06,384
It fits you.
Let's admit that.

904
00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:07,552
Look.

905
00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:09,929
Between you and the fat
dog, I like you the best.

906
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,264
Oh, thank you!

907
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:13,266
Tiny Dog's gonna go first. (GASPS)

908
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,060
Everybody,
TD's going first!

909
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:16,227
No, no, no.

910
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,897
Tiny Dog does not want to
go first. Take the fat dog!

911
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:20,065
ALL: (CHANTING)
Snake bite!

912
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,442
No, no, no.
Stop!

913
00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:25,779
Snake bite! Snake bite!
Snake bite! (HISSING)

914
00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:27,280
No, no, no, no.

915
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,200
NITRO: Stop!

916
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,995
What are you doing
initiating a couple domestics?

917
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,163
Domestics?

918
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,123
Yeah. We just jumped
those two in the alley.

919
00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,084
Slashed off their collars.

920
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:40,835
No, no, no.
That's not true.

921
00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:42,295
You said you
burned your collars.

922
00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:45,215
Well, "burned," "lost,"
"had them stolen by cats. "

923
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,759
It's all just words,
really, isn't it?

924
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,345
You don't deserve to
be marked by the Viper.

925
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,305
Oh, no. We'll just show ourselves out.

926
00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:53,598
You deserve

927
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,642
to be eaten
by the Viper.

928
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,602
Get those leash lovers!

929
00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,020
(ALL CHATTERING)

930
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:00,105
(BOTH SCREAM)

931
00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:02,148
(GASPS)

932
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,316
(RATTLING)

933
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:04,984
Hold on.

934
00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,945
(GRUNTING)
(DOGS WHINING)

935
00:40:07,988 --> 00:40:08,988
(HISSING)

936
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,490
(ALL GRUNTING)

937
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,160
Go get them,
Duke. Whoa!

938
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,496
(YELLING)

939
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,041
(YELLS)

940
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,712
(GASPS) Oh...
(HISSES)

941
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:26,589
(SNARLING)

942
00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:28,007
(YELLS)

943
00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:31,094
(HISSING)

944
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,394
(ALL GASPING)

945
00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,021
(SNIFFING)
(HISSING)

946
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,191
(ALL GASPING)

947
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,028
(ALL GASPING LOUDLY)

948
00:40:51,574 --> 00:40:54,492
Uh, fellas, that
was an accident.

949
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,370
You squished
the sacred Viper!

950
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:59,581
(SOBBING)
He's a flapjack.

951
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:01,624
Oh, Viper!

952
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:04,294
Viper, you in a better place!

953
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,503
You and Ricky!

954
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,215
(ALL SOBBING)

955
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,011
You ain't never did
nothing to nobody!

956
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,679
Well, you bit a lot
of people, Viper.

957
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,639
So, technically, you might
actually deserve this.

958
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:19,142
This might be something
that was long overdue.

959
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:22,896
But it shouldn't have came
like this. Not on my watch.

960
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,689
Get them!

961
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:25,899
(ALL SQUEAKING)

962
00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,151
Oh, no!

963
00:41:28,277 --> 00:41:30,320
Come on!
(YELLS)

964
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:33,990
(GRUNTING)

965
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,954
(YELLING)

966
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,081
(VIDEO GAME SOUNDS)

967
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,294
(GRUNTS)

968
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:48,796
Ah! Wait up, Duke!

969
00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:52,175
Hyah!
(GRUNTING)

970
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,762
We're sorry. Can this be
over now? (GRUNTS)

971
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,014
We've got a problem.

972
00:41:58,098 --> 00:41:59,474
We have so
many problems.

973
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,768
Which one do you
mean at this moment?

974
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,525
SNOWBALL:
Stop running, dummies!

975
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:09,943
Stop it right now!

976
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:12,445
Hold your breath!
Hold my breath? Ah!

977
00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:14,572
(BOTH YELLING)

978
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,452
(YELLING) Get them!

979
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:21,913
(BOTH GASPING)

980
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:26,709
This is my least favorite part
of this whole thing so far!

981
00:42:39,473 --> 00:42:40,473
(GRUNTS)

982
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,142
Friends!

983
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,437
I am afraid that I
have some terrible news.

984
00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,439
The squirrels are gonna
take over the world!

985
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:49,607
I knew it!

986
00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,819
I always said, squirrels are
little shifty little guys.

987
00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,446
No. We're not doing the squirrel
thing right now. That's not...

988
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:56,614
No! (SIGHS)

989
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:58,741
Max is missing!

990
00:42:58,867 --> 00:43:00,577
He's out there somewhere.

991
00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:02,370
Lost. Scared.

992
00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:04,163
So, so handsome.

993
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,749
We have got to find him
and bring him home!

994
00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:09,669
But the outside world
is loud and scary.

995
00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:10,962
Ooh! Is that a hawk?

996
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,757
GIDGET: This is my friend,
Tiberius. He's going to help us.

997
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,635
He's not going to eat us.
We've already been over it.

998
00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:19,721
Come on, Gidget. We go out
there without a leash...

999
00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:21,598
We'll get
caught by a net.

1000
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:22,682
Or something worse!

1001
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,350
Yeah, like a hawk!

1002
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,353
We're wasting time!
Max needs us!

1003
00:43:27,521 --> 00:43:29,939
Come on, girl, Max doesn't
even know you're alive.

1004
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:31,316
Well, I don't care!

1005
00:43:31,483 --> 00:43:33,860
I love him! I love him
with all of my heart!

1006
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:37,405
And I'm gonna go look for Max,
no matter who's with me.

1007
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:38,698
So...

1008
00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,033
Who's with me?

1009
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,537
(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

1010
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,082
All right, fine. Fine.

1011
00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,710
Oh, come on, guys.

1012
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:52,670
I can't believe you.

1013
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:55,256
When I got my claws
caught in the curtains

1014
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,175
who pulled me down?

1015
00:43:57,343 --> 00:43:58,718
Max did.

1016
00:43:59,261 --> 00:44:00,845
Buddy, Mel.
(GASPS)

1017
00:44:00,971 --> 00:44:04,057
When you were fixed, who taught
you to sit the comfortable way?

1018
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,224
Max did!

1019
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:06,559
Max did!
(PANTING)

1020
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,019
Max did.
He did it!

1021
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:11,064
And when that random cat
tried to eat Sweetpea

1022
00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,982
who saved him?

1023
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,109
It wasn't a random cat.
It was you. (TWEETS)

1024
00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:17,862
The identity of the random
cat is not the point.

1025
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,323
We're talking
about who saved him!

1026
00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:21,449
Max did!

1027
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:24,077
We gotta save him. We
gotta go save Max! Yeah!

1028
00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:25,578
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1029
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,373
Yeah! Let's go
save Max!

1030
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,583
Uh, which one
is Max, again?

1031
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,793
(GRUNTS)

1032
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:33,336
Um...

1033
00:44:33,420 --> 00:44:34,921
Tiberius!
(LAUGHS)

1034
00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:37,048
No! Bad, bad bird.

1035
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:40,426
(LAUGHS) Nice little guy. (GIGGLES)

1036
00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:42,178
Nice little guy.

1037
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:43,596
I like this bird.

1038
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,598
Crazy bird. (LAUGHS)

1039
00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:48,309
(GRUNTING)

1040
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:11,416
(RATTLING)

1041
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,793
(BOTH SCREAM)

1042
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,547
(GASPING)

1043
00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:18,756
Come on!

1044
00:45:18,924 --> 00:45:20,133
We gotta get to shore.

1045
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:23,469
I only know the doggy paddle!
And I don't know it well!

1046
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,764
Swim, Tiny Dog. Swim! (GASPING)

1047
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,025
Duke!

1048
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:42,947
Help! (COUGHING)

1049
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:49,829
Max, grab the ring!

1050
00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:51,831
I can't!

1051
00:45:51,999 --> 00:45:53,124
DUKE: Keep it up, Max!

1052
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,250
You're doing...

1053
00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:56,169
Well, you're not
doing great.

1054
00:45:56,336 --> 00:45:58,337
But you're not drowning,
and that's something!

1055
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:00,006
(GRUNTING)

1056
00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:03,509
(GRUNTING)

1057
00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:05,344
(COUGHING)

1058
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,305
You're almost there!

1059
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:09,766
(YELLS)
(GASPS)

1060
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:17,982
(GASPS)

1061
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:21,194
(SIGHS)

1062
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,528
Thanks, Duke.

1063
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,489
No problem.

1064
00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,033
Finally.
I'm going home.

1065
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:28,451
Oh.

1066
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,536
Isn't home that way?

1067
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,790
Ah! Seriously?

1068
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,708
(HORN BLARING)

1069
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,877
(FLUSHED ANIMALS YELLING)

1070
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:42,298
(GRUNTING)

1071
00:46:44,092 --> 00:46:45,426
They're going
to Brooklyn.

1072
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:48,054
They say everyone's going
to Brooklyn these days.

1073
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:49,847
It's making
a real comeback.

1074
00:46:49,973 --> 00:46:52,183
I'm not talking about
hipster real estate trends.

1075
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,602
I'm talking about
vengeance, Tattoo!

1076
00:46:54,728 --> 00:46:56,896
Death is coming
to Brooklyn.

1077
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,439
And it's got buck teeth

1078
00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,149
and a cotton tail.

1079
00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,112
(CLATTERING)

1080
00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:20,586
Let's go!

1081
00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:22,922
(SQUEAKS)

1082
00:47:24,591 --> 00:47:26,425
(ALL GRUNT)

1083
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:28,636
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1084
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:36,936
Whee!

1085
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,690
Hi, how are you?

1086
00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,316
Hi, how are you?

1087
00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:43,609
(GREETING IN FRENCH)

1088
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,736
ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!

1089
00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,448
(LAUGHING)
(ALL CHEERING)

1090
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,954
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1091
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,251
(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)

1092
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:02,628
What is this crazy joint?

1093
00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:04,463
(LAUGHS)
This is Pops' place.

1094
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:07,633
His owner is never home,
so it's kind of a hot spot.

1095
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,677
Pops knows everyone
in this city.

1096
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:13,264
If he agrees to help us,
Max is as good as found.

1097
00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:14,849
Cool!
Fabulous!

1098
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,437
(PURRING)

1099
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,397
(MEOWS)

1100
00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:28,946
(EXCLAIMING)

1101
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:32,992
(YOWLS)
(BELL DINGS)

1102
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:34,577
(WHIRRING)

1103
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:35,661
(YOWLING)

1104
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,504
(BOTH SNICKERING)

1105
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:48,257
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1106
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,384
Tell me
you got that!

1107
00:48:50,844 --> 00:48:52,011
Oh, heck yes, I did.

1108
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,013
What's up, Peanut?
Hey, Buddy.

1109
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:55,640
You see Pops
around here?

1110
00:48:55,807 --> 00:48:57,558
Yeah, he's over there.

1111
00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:58,935
(MUMBLING)

1112
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,019
Hey, Pops.

1113
00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:01,187
Mud and sweet potatoes.

1114
00:49:01,355 --> 00:49:02,396
Pops!

1115
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,732
(GRUNTS)
Who's that? What?

1116
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,817
(SNIFFS) Oh,
hey, Buddy.

1117
00:49:07,402 --> 00:49:08,819
How you been,
old-timer?

1118
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:10,821
Paralyzed.

1119
00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:14,075
Great! Listen,
Mr. Pops,

1120
00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:15,868
our friend Max
was taken.

1121
00:49:16,036 --> 00:49:18,162
Last we heard,
he was lost in the sewers.

1122
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:21,707
Buddy said that maybe you could help us.

1123
00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:25,044
You know, I do know
a guy in the sewers,

1124
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:26,295
but, ah,

1125
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,922
I don't
go out anymore.

1126
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,840
(SIGHS)
What a waste of time.

1127
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,092
Who said that?

1128
00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,510
Oh, I said it.

1129
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,387
By the way, I meant
no offense, I just...

1130
00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:35,888
Have you seen yourself?

1131
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,556
Welly-well,
well, well...

1132
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,226
Looky what we
apparently have here.

1133
00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:43,104
Meezy would like
to have a look-see.

1134
00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:45,398
Myron! Brows!

1135
00:49:47,609 --> 00:49:48,818
Oh, no.

1136
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,194
Oh, yes.

1137
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:52,571
Me like what me see.

1138
00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:54,365
Well, what me can see.

1139
00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:56,409
It's all
an attractive blur.

1140
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,786
Uh... Little lady, this is my city.

1141
00:49:58,954 --> 00:50:00,746
I'll find your friend.

1142
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:03,082
All right,
party's over!

1143
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,750
Myron! Vacuum!

1144
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,546
(WHIRRING)
(ALL SCREAM AND BARK)

1145
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:13,092
So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel?

1146
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,927
Dude, I'm a cat.

1147
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,096
Well, nobody's perfect.

1148
00:50:17,222 --> 00:50:18,889
(ALL YELLING)

1149
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,266
(WHIRRING)

1150
00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:27,940
DUKE: (GROANS)
I'm so hungry.

1151
00:50:29,693 --> 00:50:30,776
(BOTH GASP)

1152
00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:34,196
Oh, man. Would you
look at that sandwich!

1153
00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:36,824
All right. Time to work the gift.

1154
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,329
(BOTH WHINING)

1155
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:47,001
No, no, no!

1156
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:49,545
(GROANS)

1157
00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:54,091
Okay, this'll be fine. We're fine.

1158
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,634
We can find our way home.

1159
00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:58,095
We are descended
from the mighty wolf!

1160
00:50:58,263 --> 00:51:00,264
We have raw, primal instincts

1161
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:02,349
that are mere
moments away

1162
00:51:02,434 --> 00:51:04,894
from kicking in
and leading us home!

1163
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:06,687
I cannot wait!

1164
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:08,773
Here it comes!

1165
00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:10,816
(GRUNTING)
Anything?

1166
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:11,984
No.

1167
00:51:12,110 --> 00:51:13,652
Wait! Oh, I...

1168
00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:15,821
(SIGHS) No.

1169
00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:17,740
(SIGHS) I don't
know, Duke.

1170
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,494
Maybe the legend of dogs coming
from wolves is just wrong.

1171
00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:24,747
Maybe one puppy asked his mom,
"Where did we come from?"

1172
00:51:24,873 --> 00:51:26,165
And the mom said,
"Woof. "

1173
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,000
And the kid was
like "Oh, wolves?"

1174
00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,835
And she was like,
"Yeah, fine. "

1175
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,170
Sausage. (SNIFFING)

1176
00:51:31,254 --> 00:51:33,839
Huh?
You smell that?

1177
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,092
Oh, man, it is.

1178
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,802
Sausage!

1179
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,595
Well, then,
what are we waiting for?

1180
00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:41,972
We're coming
for you, baby!

1181
00:51:54,903 --> 00:51:57,113
Lower the ramp,
dummy.

1182
00:51:57,697 --> 00:51:59,198
Who are they?

1183
00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:02,159
This is Puffball,
Squash-Face,

1184
00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,161
Weiner Dog,
Yellow Bird,

1185
00:52:04,329 --> 00:52:06,872
Eagle-Eye,
Guinea Pig Joe.

1186
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,874
(LAUGHING) And, of course,
my girlfriend Rhonda.

1187
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,710
(SIGHS) 100% wrong.
(LAUGHS)

1188
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,088
Good enough.

1189
00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:17,842
Come on! Let's go!
Move it or lose it!

1190
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,261
Every bird instinct
I have says

1191
00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:22,680
don't follow a dog
on wheels.

1192
00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:24,723
Um, Mr. Pops, sir.

1193
00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:27,184
Shouldn't we be
heading to the sewers?

1194
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,769
Now, if we take
the human route,

1195
00:52:28,895 --> 00:52:30,396
getting there is
gonna take days.

1196
00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:31,730
You may have lots of time,

1197
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:33,899
but for me every breath
is a cliffhanger.

1198
00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:37,027
So, we gotta take
the secret route.

1199
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:38,737
(SCREAMS)

1200
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:41,615
Okay. The secret
route was death.

1201
00:52:41,783 --> 00:52:43,242
Well, that's that,
I guess.

1202
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:44,410
POPS: Come on!

1203
00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:48,414
Get down here!

1204
00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,334
(YELLS)

1205
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:54,587
Sweetpea...

1206
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,052
(ALL SCREAMING)

1207
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,100
Keep moving!

1208
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,940
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1209
00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:19,778
Oh, no.

1210
00:53:23,074 --> 00:53:25,284
Stop it! Look away!

1211
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,560
(GRUNTS)

1212
00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:00,277
(MEOWS)

1213
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:05,366
(GRUNTS)

1214
00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,954
Come on! I don't
have all day!

1215
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:13,374
(EXCLAIMS)

1216
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,211
(BLUBBERS)

1217
00:54:18,838 --> 00:54:19,838
(YELLING)

1218
00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,840
NORMAN: Yeah!

1219
00:54:23,176 --> 00:54:24,760
(LAUGHING)

1220
00:54:24,844 --> 00:54:27,513
(YELLING)

1221
00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:28,681
Whee!

1222
00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:39,692
Come on, slowpokes!

1223
00:54:40,485 --> 00:54:42,027
Ugh! What is
that smell?

1224
00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:44,863
(GAGGING) POPS: It's
poo-poo with a dash of caca.

1225
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:46,448
(SNIFFING)

1226
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:47,908
The scent is
getting stronger.

1227
00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:49,034
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)

1228
00:54:54,207 --> 00:54:55,499
Oh, man.

1229
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,090
Duke, let's eat!

1230
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:04,675
Oh, yes!

1231
00:55:13,393 --> 00:55:14,435
(SNIFFING)

1232
00:55:14,519 --> 00:55:16,562
Oh, it smells
so good!

1233
00:55:18,064 --> 00:55:20,524
BOTH: Oh yes!

1234
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:31,285
BOTH: Sausages!

1235
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:34,413
Ah!

1236
00:55:34,748 --> 00:55:36,749
(MUNCHING AND GULPING)

1237
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:50,679
(BOTH GASP)

1238
00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:54,933
Come on, boys!

1239
00:55:59,647 --> 00:56:02,024
Holy schnitzel!

1240
00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:04,234
(ALL LAUGHING)

1241
00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:08,947
We go together Like rama lama
lama ka dinga da dinga dong

1242
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:10,866
Remembered forever

1243
00:56:10,992 --> 00:56:13,535
As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda
yippity boom de boom

1244
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:15,871
Chang chang
changitty chang sha-bop

1245
00:56:15,997 --> 00:56:19,458
That's the way it should be

1246
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,502
Wha-oooh, yeah!

1247
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:26,507
We're for each other Like a wop
ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom

1248
00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:28,342
Just like my brother is

1249
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:30,969
Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
yippity dip de doom

1250
00:56:31,096 --> 00:56:32,930
Chang chang
changitty chang sha-bop

1251
00:56:33,014 --> 00:56:36,558
We'll always be together
Ah!

1252
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:38,769
Wha-oooh, yeah!

1253
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,481
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1254
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:57,955
BUDDY: Getting
a weird vibe, man.

1255
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,835
All right, now, these
guys are a bit testy.

1256
00:57:03,002 --> 00:57:04,962
So, just let me
do the talking.

1257
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:08,507
Hey, you crybaby!
Where's the Viper at?

1258
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:09,591
(SOBBING)

1259
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,595
(WAILING)

1260
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:17,641
Don't you worry,
Viper!

1261
00:57:17,809 --> 00:57:20,519
You will not
be forgotten!

1262
00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:24,398
You will be avenged, Viper!

1263
00:57:25,024 --> 00:57:26,692
(SNIFFLING)
If you don't believe me,

1264
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,402
you can look at
my battle plans.

1265
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,362
It's all laid out right here.

1266
00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:33,532
TATTOO: Uh, boss...

1267
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,868
I can't tell
who anyone is.

1268
00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:38,162
Well, you gotta really
look at it to understand it.

1269
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,414
That's you guys right here.

1270
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:41,874
And, see, that's Brooklyn.

1271
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,917
That's where we
gonna get them dogs.

1272
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,586
Bam! Bam!

1273
00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:47,921
(CACKLING MANIACALLY)

1274
00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,841
That ball of fluff's
got a screw loose.

1275
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:52,342
Let's skedaddle.

1276
00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:53,844
SNOWBALL: You get it,
you see what I'm saying.

1277
00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,430
Bottom line is, I'm coming
right for you, Tiny Dog!

1278
00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,391
And that big, fat, brown dog?
He gonna get it, too. (GASPS)

1279
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:00,601
Tiny Dog?

1280
00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:02,728
There are lots of
tiny dogs in the city.

1281
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,189
I mean, you're a tiny dog,
okay? So, let's just go.

1282
00:58:05,356 --> 00:58:07,733
He also said,
"big, fat, brown dog. "

1283
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,735
Like Max's new roommate.

1284
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:10,986
Not necessarily.

1285
00:58:11,571 --> 00:58:14,031
Max, Max, Max...

1286
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:15,949
You are gonna get it!

1287
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,619
(SIGHS) That's kind
of hard to dispute.

1288
00:58:18,786 --> 00:58:21,455
Hey, you stay away
from... (MUFFLED)

1289
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:22,831
Wait, what?

1290
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:23,916
You know Tiny Dog?

1291
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:25,459
(YOWLS)

1292
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:27,085
He's my friend!

1293
00:58:27,253 --> 00:58:29,254
And some might
say my boyfriend!

1294
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,797
Uh, nobody says that.

1295
00:58:30,965 --> 00:58:32,758
I can't believe
you know Tiny Dog!

1296
00:58:32,926 --> 00:58:34,343
That's cool.
It's such a small world,

1297
00:58:34,427 --> 00:58:36,136
that's the funny
thing about it.

1298
00:58:36,554 --> 00:58:37,554
Get them!

1299
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,972
Scatter!

1300
00:58:39,265 --> 00:58:40,265
(ALL YELLING)

1301
00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:45,771
Not good!

1302
00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:47,481
(BARKING)
(EXCLAIMING)

1303
00:58:47,815 --> 00:58:48,815
(YELLING)

1304
00:58:50,568 --> 00:58:51,652
NORMAN: See you guys later!

1305
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:52,778
Hang on!

1306
00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:58,617
Everybody, run!

1307
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:04,831
Derick, you idiot!

1308
00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:06,208
Did they all get away?

1309
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:07,876
Uh...

1310
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,671
Phew! That was
a close one!

1311
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,507
Oh, nuts!

1312
00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:15,759
Yes! We got one!

1313
00:59:16,302 --> 00:59:17,844
Oh, good for you guys!

1314
00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:19,638
Yay!
Yeah!

1315
00:59:19,806 --> 00:59:21,557
Oh, yes, Tiny Dog,

1316
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:23,225
we got your friend!

1317
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:25,185
Advantage, me!

1318
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:26,895
(CACKLES)

1319
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,566
Uh-oh. Just ignore what
just happened. Okay?

1320
00:59:30,650 --> 00:59:32,734
(CONTINUES CACKLING)

1321
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:33,902
Yes!

1322
00:59:38,741 --> 00:59:40,117
You know what?

1323
00:59:40,201 --> 00:59:42,578
This may be the
sausage talking,

1324
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:43,996
but you're okay.

1325
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,123
Right back
at you, man.

1326
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,250
When I met you,
I was all like,

1327
00:59:48,334 --> 00:59:50,836
"I don't know
if I like him. "

1328
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,171
But now that
I know you, I'm like,

1329
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:55,173
"I like him. "
(LAUGHS)

1330
00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:59,845
You know, I saw this
place from the outside

1331
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:01,346
many times.

1332
01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:05,559
Had I known what treasures
awaited within these walls,

1333
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:07,436
I would've
broke down that door

1334
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,354
a long time ago,
I'll tell you!

1335
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:11,523
What are you
talking about?

1336
01:00:11,691 --> 01:00:13,984
My old owner and I
used to live around here.

1337
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:15,611
Duke, man, wait.

1338
01:00:15,695 --> 01:00:17,237
Did you used
to have an owner?

1339
01:00:17,363 --> 01:00:20,365
Well, it was
a long time ago.

1340
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:21,825
I don't want
to talk about it.

1341
01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,660
Yes, you do.
Come on.

1342
01:00:24,370 --> 01:00:26,121
DUKE: I don't know.

1343
01:00:26,581 --> 01:00:27,873
But you know what?

1344
01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,959
He was so cool.

1345
01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,336
Yeah?

1346
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,129
Yeah.

1347
01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:36,131
He was the best.

1348
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,759
(PUPPIES BARKING)

1349
01:00:49,228 --> 01:00:50,646
Man, we had fun.

1350
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:55,067
We'd play fetch.
(BARKS)

1351
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:03,075
We'd go for walks.

1352
01:01:05,078 --> 01:01:06,828
We'd take naps.

1353
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,498
We were both big nappers.

1354
01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:27,265
I got out one night, chasing
a butterfly, or a car.

1355
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:29,810
By the time I had caught
up with it and ate it...

1356
01:01:29,977 --> 01:01:31,436
Probably a butterfly,
then.

1357
01:01:31,604 --> 01:01:34,356
...I realized I was so
far away from my home

1358
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,274
I couldn't find it.

1359
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:39,861
A few days later, I was
picked up by Animal Control.

1360
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:45,325
(SIGHING) I had
a great thing going.

1361
01:01:46,869 --> 01:01:48,787
But I had to go
and mess it up.

1362
01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,165
Duke, we gotta go
to your house.

1363
01:01:52,291 --> 01:01:53,542
Nah.

1364
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,877
Your owner's gonna
be relieved!

1365
01:01:56,045 --> 01:01:57,087
Will he?

1366
01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,213
Yeah, but...

1367
01:01:58,297 --> 01:02:00,298
But he never
came for me.

1368
01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,634
Maybe he...

1369
01:02:03,469 --> 01:02:05,387
Maybe he didn't like me.

1370
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:08,348
Of course he liked you.
He was your owner.

1371
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,767
I mean, he's probably
worried sick!

1372
01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:12,310
I don't know.

1373
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:14,312
Well, I do know
and we're going!

1374
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,647
Your owner's
gonna freak!

1375
01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,733
I'm freaking out
just thinking about it.

1376
01:02:19,986 --> 01:02:20,986
Okay.

1377
01:02:21,821 --> 01:02:23,071
Let's do it!

1378
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,322
DOGCATCHER 1: There they are!
(BOTH GASP)

1379
01:02:25,032 --> 01:02:26,241
All right, doggy,
come on.

1380
01:02:28,327 --> 01:02:29,745
DOGCATCHERS: Hey, hey, hey!

1381
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:31,204
DOGCATCHER 2: Where do
you think you're going?

1382
01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:33,331
Come back here, you dogs!

1383
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,583
(YELLING)

1384
01:02:44,927 --> 01:02:46,011
That rabbit...

1385
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:47,512
He had crazy eyes.

1386
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,098
There ain't no curing
what's wrong with that thing!

1387
01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,559
Gidget,
here's an idea.

1388
01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:56,688
Maybe there's a dog in the
neighborhood that looks like Max.

1389
01:02:56,856 --> 01:02:58,690
Start hanging out with him.

1390
01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:00,692
After a while,
you'll think it's him

1391
01:03:00,818 --> 01:03:02,152
you'll be done.

1392
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,362
We are not
just giving up!

1393
01:03:04,489 --> 01:03:05,697
We're dedicated.
We're loyal.

1394
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,491
We're easily the
greatest pet ever.

1395
01:03:07,658 --> 01:03:08,700
We're dogs!

1396
01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:10,202
Cat.
Hawk.

1397
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:11,286
(SQUEAKS)

1398
01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:12,579
Well, congratulations!

1399
01:03:12,747 --> 01:03:14,831
Today you're dogs,
whether you like it or not!

1400
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:15,999
Sweet.

1401
01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,668
Now let's find Max
before that rabbit does!

1402
01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:21,171
Break! We're dogs!

1403
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:23,548
(SCREECHING)

1404
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:25,217
(CHUCKLES)

1405
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:26,384
Oh.

1406
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,345
I don't like it.
(GRUNTING)

1407
01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:31,348
Sassafras...
(MUMBLING)

1408
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,605
Yep, they were here.

1409
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:41,066
Excellent.
We're closing in!

1410
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:43,527
This is groundbreaking
evil behavior, people.

1411
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,320
Groundbreaking!

1412
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:54,496
SNOWBALL: Oh!

1413
01:03:54,872 --> 01:03:56,998
A light bulb just
went off in my brain.

1414
01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,209
The bunny has an idea.

1415
01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:04,130
Okay, so, uh,
how do I look?

1416
01:04:04,298 --> 01:04:05,757
You look great.

1417
01:04:06,259 --> 01:04:07,926
(SNIFFING)
How do I smell?

1418
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,427
Like a dog, Duke.

1419
01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:10,762
Relax, man.

1420
01:04:11,722 --> 01:04:12,722
(GASPS)

1421
01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,475
DUKE: There it is.

1422
01:04:18,563 --> 01:04:20,272
Well, go on up.

1423
01:04:20,439 --> 01:04:21,898
Go scratch
at that door.

1424
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,532
Remember that sausage
factory? That was fun, huh?

1425
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,950
Are you stalling?

1426
01:04:32,076 --> 01:04:34,744
No. Why do you
think that?

1427
01:04:34,912 --> 01:04:37,247
Let's have a long talk about
why you think I'm stalling.

1428
01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:39,291
Duke, you have nothing
to be nervous about.

1429
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,376
Your owner is going to
be thrilled to see you.

1430
01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:45,755
Okay.

1431
01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:52,387
Huh. That car is new.

1432
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:58,727
(HISSES)

1433
01:04:58,811 --> 01:04:59,811
(EXCLAIMS)

1434
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,730
Can I help you?

1435
01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:06,109
No. We're good, thanks.

1436
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:08,111
You're not good.
You look dirty.

1437
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,447
And I'm gonna have to
ask you to get off my lawn

1438
01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:12,324
before I get, um,

1439
01:05:12,491 --> 01:05:14,284
what you have.

1440
01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:15,911
This is my lawn.

1441
01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:17,829
Duke, maybe
we should go.

1442
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:20,540
And why would
Fred get a cat?

1443
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:22,000
He hates cats.

1444
01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:23,835
That's one of the things
I love about him.

1445
01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:26,588
Fred? The old guy?

1446
01:05:27,131 --> 01:05:28,506
He, um...

1447
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:31,468
He died.

1448
01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:35,639
Duke, maybe I made a mistake,
saying we should come here.

1449
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,223
Let's go.

1450
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,184
You're a liar!

1451
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:41,311
Max, cats lie
all the time.

1452
01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,938
Don't fall for it!

1453
01:05:48,361 --> 01:05:49,611
Who are they?

1454
01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:52,989
(BARKING)

1455
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,616
Hey, this is my home.

1456
01:05:54,909 --> 01:05:55,909
Go away!

1457
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,666
Duke, it's time
to go.

1458
01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,461
Duke, let's go!
Come on!

1459
01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:08,338
This isn't your home
anymore.

1460
01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:10,799
Why did you
bring me here, Max?

1461
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,926
Wait a minute.
This is my fault?

1462
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,594
I was trying
to help you!

1463
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,930
You were trying
to get rid of me!

1464
01:06:18,349 --> 01:06:20,308
You know what, Duke?
I don't need this.

1465
01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,143
I'll see you later.

1466
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:23,228
DOGCATCHER 1: Gotcha!

1467
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:26,439
Come on, settle down!

1468
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:27,524
(BARKING)
(GRUNTS)

1469
01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:30,735
Go home, Max!

1470
01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,405
DOGCATCHER 1:
Hey, help me out, here!

1471
01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:35,448
Hold on!
I'm coming!

1472
01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:37,617
Let's go.
(GRUNTING)

1473
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:40,412
DOGCATCHER 1: Finally
got you, big fella.

1474
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:41,663
DOGCATCHER 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

1475
01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:43,707
DOGCATCHER 1:
This is it for you.

1476
01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:50,922
Duke!

1477
01:06:55,344 --> 01:06:57,053
(BARKING)

1478
01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,157
Aw.

1479
01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:19,409
Koochi koochi koo!

1480
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,955
(SCREAMING)

1481
01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,460
(ALL LAUGH)

1482
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:30,920
(MAX BARKING)

1483
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,174
Tiny Dog!

1484
01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:35,925
(SNOWBALL YELLING CRY)

1485
01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:38,344
Ah, are you kidding me?

1486
01:07:38,971 --> 01:07:41,347
SNOWBALL: You thought
this was over, Tiny Dog?

1487
01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,016
(CONTINUES YELLING)

1488
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,062
Stop!

1489
01:07:47,938 --> 01:07:48,938
Huh?

1490
01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:53,568
Jab, jab, jab!

1491
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:54,819
Body blow! Body blow!

1492
01:07:54,987 --> 01:07:56,738
Karate chop to your neck!

1493
01:07:57,865 --> 01:07:59,657
Would you get off me!

1494
01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:03,203
SNOWBALL: Tattoo!
(SQUEALING)

1495
01:08:05,664 --> 01:08:07,832
No, no, no.

1496
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:14,798
Oh, TD.

1497
01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:16,508
This kills me to say,

1498
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:18,676
but we gotta
join forces, man.

1499
01:08:25,434 --> 01:08:26,851
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1500
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,480
Whoo!

1501
01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:33,358
We make a great team,
Tiny Dog!

1502
01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:36,861
Well, mainly, I'm doing all the
hard work, but you're helping!

1503
01:08:36,987 --> 01:08:38,071
Yes, yes, fine.

1504
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,448
Just keep your eyes on the road.
You're driving like an animal!

1505
01:08:41,534 --> 01:08:42,700
SNOWBALL: Whoo-hoo!

1506
01:08:43,494 --> 01:08:45,036
(GRUNTS) What was that?

1507
01:08:45,162 --> 01:08:46,788
Oh, that was a pothole.

1508
01:08:46,914 --> 01:08:48,540
You're hitting
things on purpose!

1509
01:08:48,707 --> 01:08:51,042
Heh. You know me
too well, TD!

1510
01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:53,044
Always keeping me
in check.

1511
01:08:55,798 --> 01:08:57,549
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1512
01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:01,970
Do you see the van?

1513
01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,221
Yeah, I see it.

1514
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,014
We're about to hit it.

1515
01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:09,060
(GRUNTS)
(CACKLING)

1516
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:14,566
(BOTH YELLING)

1517
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,696
(BOTH YELLING)

1518
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:29,706
(GRUNTS)

1519
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:32,083
Relax, Snowball,
I got you.

1520
01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,793
DERICK: There he is!

1521
01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:35,753
He's got Snowball!

1522
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:36,838
(ROARS)

1523
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,095
(SCREAMING)

1524
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,430
(BOTH CHEERING)

1525
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,727
(GASPING)

1526
01:09:52,688 --> 01:09:55,899
Look, fellas, this is
not what this looks like.

1527
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,567
Shush, you!

1528
01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:00,904
You were gonna
eat the boss!

1529
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,406
No, no, no. Snowball and
I are on the same side now.

1530
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,742
Tell them! Snowball,
tell them!

1531
01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:08,036
That raccoon is lying.

1532
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,079
He's not the president.

1533
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,164
(ALL GASP)

1534
01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:13,041
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1535
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,125
(SNARLING)

1536
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:16,753
FLUSHED ANIMALS: Come on, now.

1537
01:10:17,838 --> 01:10:19,130
Come here, you.

1538
01:10:19,256 --> 01:10:20,256
(GIGGLES)

1539
01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,260
(GIDGET YELLING)

1540
01:10:28,432 --> 01:10:29,474
Gidget?

1541
01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,976
(CONTINUES YELLING)

1542
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,483
(WHINES)

1543
01:10:59,672 --> 01:11:00,838
(EXCLAIMS)

1544
01:11:05,052 --> 01:11:06,261
Go, Max!

1545
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:07,804
Right. Okay,
gotta go.

1546
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:09,389
Thank you! Thank you!

1547
01:11:09,723 --> 01:11:10,723
(GROANS)

1548
01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:12,225
Stay down!

1549
01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:16,312
(ALL YELLING)

1550
01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,157
Duke, hang on!

1551
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,034
Whoa!

1552
01:11:31,787 --> 01:11:32,787
(GASPS)

1553
01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,499
(GRUNTING)

1554
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:42,880
(CRACKING)

1555
01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:44,549
Duke!

1556
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:45,842
Max? Max!

1557
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,802
Oh, get the keys! Right!

1558
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:49,387
DUKE: Hurry!
Ha!

1559
01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,516
(CRACKING)

1560
01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:56,811
(YELLS)

1561
01:12:07,531 --> 01:12:08,531
(GRUNTING)

1562
01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:23,463
Come on, come on.

1563
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,298
I got them!

1564
01:12:25,424 --> 01:12:26,591
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1565
01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:29,719
Max!
(ALL GASP)

1566
01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:32,138
(YELLING)

1567
01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,284
(GRUNTING)

1568
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:54,702
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1569
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:01,709
(ALL GASP)

1570
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,714
Remember me!

1571
01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,508
(BANGING)

1572
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:11,469
(PANTING)

1573
01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:13,429
(COUGHING)

1574
01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,382
(BOTH GASPING)

1575
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,390
(GASPING)

1576
01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:00,893
I feel heroic!

1577
01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,437
And handsome.

1578
01:14:02,604 --> 01:14:04,480
I'm a little wet,
but I still look good.

1579
01:14:04,648 --> 01:14:06,357
I look good.

1580
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,860
(GASPING)

1581
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,488
Are you...

1582
01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:14,031
Are you okay?

1583
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:15,366
I'm good.

1584
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:16,742
I'm good.

1585
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:20,288
Thanks for coming
to save me, Max.

1586
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:24,584
(ALL CHEERING)
Max!

1587
01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:26,043
Oh, Max!

1588
01:14:26,211 --> 01:14:27,545
(EXCLAIMING)

1589
01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:29,839
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1590
01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:33,885
You need a lift?

1591
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:36,053
Yes, we need a lift!

1592
01:14:36,263 --> 01:14:37,555
Let's go, Tattoo.

1593
01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:41,976
(SCREECHING)

1594
01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:44,270
Taxi!

1595
01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,646
Whoa!

1596
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:48,065
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

1597
01:14:48,358 --> 01:14:49,358
(HOWLING)

1598
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:56,699
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(CRASHING)

1599
01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:02,330
(BARKING)

1600
01:15:02,414 --> 01:15:03,414
Yeah!
(GRUNTS)

1601
01:15:03,957 --> 01:15:05,416
Hey, hey...

1602
01:15:05,792 --> 01:15:07,084
Uh, Gidget, wait up.

1603
01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:08,878
Oh, hi, Max.

1604
01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:09,962
Yeah. Hi. Um...

1605
01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:12,006
Play it cool.
(CHUCKLES)

1606
01:15:12,466 --> 01:15:14,091
Yeah, I...

1607
01:15:14,259 --> 01:15:15,885
I just wanted to...

1608
01:15:16,094 --> 01:15:17,553
(CLEARING THROAT)
Look...

1609
01:15:18,805 --> 01:15:21,307
Have you ever lived across
from someone your whole life,

1610
01:15:21,808 --> 01:15:24,101
but you don't really
appreciate them, until...

1611
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,395
I don't know...

1612
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,398
Until they're beating up dozens
of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge?

1613
01:15:29,858 --> 01:15:31,400
I guess what I'm
trying to say is...

1614
01:15:32,152 --> 01:15:33,736
If you ever wanna...
(SQUEALS)

1615
01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:34,820
Okay.

1616
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,531
Oh, great.
You're in love.

1617
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:39,033
How gross for everyone.
Now move it!

1618
01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:40,785
Good-bye! See you
later! Good-bye!

1619
01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:42,662
POPS: Does anyone know
where we are?

1620
01:15:42,829 --> 01:15:43,829
Bye, Max.

1621
01:15:43,997 --> 01:15:45,039
Bye, Gidget.

1622
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:46,457
Okay, bye-bye!

1623
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,959
See you guys.

1624
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:50,294
Man, I feel sorry
for them.

1625
01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:52,463
Gotta run home
to their owners.

1626
01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:53,631
Not us.

1627
01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:56,634
Now, it's back to
our primary mission.

1628
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,512
The downfall of
the human race!

1629
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,305
It is on, humans!

1630
01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:03,182
It is on!

1631
01:16:03,308 --> 01:16:04,475
ALL: Yeah!

1632
01:16:05,852 --> 01:16:08,145
Mommy! Can I have a bunny?

1633
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:12,066
And a pig and a crocodile and a lizard?

1634
01:16:15,070 --> 01:16:16,070
Uh-oh.

1635
01:16:16,154 --> 01:16:17,697
GIRL: Yay, bunny!

1636
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:19,615
Jab, jab, jab!

1637
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,993
Body blow! Body blow!
Break-away move. (GRUNTS)

1638
01:16:22,494 --> 01:16:23,494
Aww...

1639
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:25,329
What's going on?
What's she doing?

1640
01:16:25,497 --> 01:16:29,000
Bunny, I'm gonna love you
forever and ever and ever.

1641
01:16:29,293 --> 01:16:30,293
(WHIMPERS)

1642
01:16:31,128 --> 01:16:32,920
Aww. Bunny.

1643
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,357
(BARKING)

1644
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:58,696
(BARKING)
(LAUGHING)

1645
01:17:02,909 --> 01:17:04,619
(BARKING)

1646
01:17:18,258 --> 01:17:19,258
(PURRING)

1647
01:17:23,221 --> 01:17:24,388
(MEOWS)

1648
01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:33,898
(SNIFFING)

1649
01:17:40,947 --> 01:17:42,156
(SQUEAKS)

1650
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:49,955
(TWITTERING)

1651
01:17:51,249 --> 01:17:52,249
(LAUGHS)

1652
01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:03,552
(BARKING)

1653
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:06,972
Aw.

1654
01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:08,516
Here you go.

1655
01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:11,018
(LAUGHING)

1656
01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:32,790
(WHINING)

1657
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:39,380
(MEOWING)

1658
01:18:48,557 --> 01:18:51,100
Duke, this is the best part of the day.

1659
01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:53,227
Ooh! Is that her?

1660
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,229
Nah, no. That's...
Wait... (KEYS JINGLING)

1661
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:56,814
Yeah, that's her.
That's her.

1662
01:18:57,441 --> 01:18:58,441
(LOCK CLICKING)

1663
01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:00,067
BOTH: Katie! (BARKING)

1664
01:19:00,777 --> 01:19:02,111
There they are!

1665
01:19:02,237 --> 01:19:05,489
Max and Duke,
Duke and Max! Aw!

1666
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,199
My boys!

1667
01:19:07,617 --> 01:19:10,244
So, how'd it go?
Great, right? I...

1668
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:12,246
Uh...

1669
01:19:13,874 --> 01:19:16,000
So, maybe a few bumps.

1670
01:19:16,168 --> 01:19:18,627
But I knew this
was gonna work out.

1671
01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:21,046
So, who's hungry?

1672
01:19:33,685 --> 01:19:35,603
Welcome home, Duke.

1673
01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,438
Thanks, Max.

1674
01:19:40,859 --> 01:19:42,860
(DOGS BARKING)

1675
01:19:48,241 --> 01:19:49,700
(CAT MEOWING)

1676
01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:50,845
Come on, man.
Hurry it up.

1677
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,596
(GRUNTING) Okay.

1678
01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:54,515
I'm coming,
I'm coming.

1679
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:55,599
Sheesh!

1680
01:20:58,061 --> 01:20:59,228
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1681
01:20:59,312 --> 01:21:01,105
Welcome, my dogs.

1682
01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:02,940
Oh, you guys
look weird.

1683
01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:04,149
Hurry up, come on in.

1684
01:21:09,614 --> 01:21:11,782
You said it was
a costume party.

1685
01:21:11,950 --> 01:21:13,284
Why do you
listen to me?

1686
01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:17,621
(WHOOPING)

1687
01:21:18,999 --> 01:21:19,999
(LAUGHING)

1688
01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:24,545
LEONARD'S OWNER:
I'm home, Leonard.

1689
01:21:28,174 --> 01:21:29,466
(DOOR OPENS)

1690
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,427
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1691
01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:34,263
Were you
a good boy, Leonard?

1692
01:21:34,347 --> 01:21:35,347
(GRUNTS)

1693
01:21:35,599 --> 01:21:36,849
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1694
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,894
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1695
01:26:23,094 --> 01:26:25,512
POPS: All right, party's over.