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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What do you want?

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I wanna be cremated.

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You got it. No problem.

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- You sure?
- Mm-hmm.

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Because Matt's gonna wanna
bury me next to Mom and Dad

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in the old Jamison plot
about a mile from here.

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- He's gonna put up a fight.
- Fuck Matt.

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If you wanna be cremated, I'll
make sure you're cremated.

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We'll burn you up good.

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What about you?

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- I wanna be stuffed.
- Excuse me?

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Stuffed. Like, you know, taxidermy.

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You don't have to
display me prominently.

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Just stick me in the corner
of the bedroom or something.

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- I'll get it.
- No, she'll settle.

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Okay, I'll stuff you.

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On one condition.

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Shoot.

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I get to put a beard on you.

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Why?

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Because I'm the one that has to
have sex with that abomination.

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I'm gonna dress it up how I want.

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You want
me to grow a beard.

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Do I?

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Shit! This is it.

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Wake up. Wake the fuck up.

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Wake up. Wake up, wake
up, wake up, wake up!

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God damn it! Shit, this is it.
It's today!

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It's today. Wake up!

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- What's going on?
- What happened?

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What happened is your wife fucking
drugged us, talked him out of it.

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Now the goddamn flood's coming,

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and we're all gonna fucking die.

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- His horse is here.
- Huh?

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- His horse is here.
- What?

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Oh, Jesus Christ!

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Help me!

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Come on! Get him off that!

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Get him out!

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Get him the fuck out!

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Get him off, God damn it!

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Get him off!

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Stop!

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Stop!

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- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

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I'm doing what you asked me to do.

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I thought we'd do it together.

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I know what you want me to say to Evie.
Anything else?

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No.

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My children.

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You saw the photos. Do you
remember their names?

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Liam, Abigail, David, Samantha, Jimmy.

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Thank you.

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You want me to find Christopher Sunday,

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learn the song, so you can
stop the flood, right?

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Right.

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Then let go.

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Kevin Harvey.

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No. No! Please, please, please, please.

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Don't.

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Kilo Hotel is secure.

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I repeat, Kilo Hotel is secure.

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Mr. Harvey.

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Is that your place up there?

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Yeah.

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Well, are you gonna invite me in?

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You got any other reflective surfaces?

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TV screens, glassware,
stainless steel pots?

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Uh, no.

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The fuck are these?

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Uh, my sunglasses.

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No reflective surfaces.

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Do not look into them no matter what.

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That's how they found you.

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Yeah. Right.

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"He stood on the bow of The Merciful...

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the water endlessly stretching
to the infinite horizon

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as he contemplated the impossible
distance between them,

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but he would not stop
until he found her."

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What, are you writing a book?

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There's no shame in it.

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What you do in your
time is your business.

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Unfortunately,

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folks in your line of
work don't get to retire.

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I'm an assassin.

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Yes, sir, Mr. Harvey.

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So, let's get assassinating, shall we?

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Who's the target?

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President.

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- The president?
- Of the United States.

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And based on our intel, in,
well, just under two hours

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he's gonna start an
unsanctioned nuclear war.

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And you are the only man alive who
can get to him before he does.

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Mr. Harvey, you gonna have
trouble putting him down?

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No.

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But I'm gonna need
something in exchange.

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Okay. What?

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I need to find some people.

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Five kids...

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Liam, Abigail, Samantha,
David, and Jimmy Playford.

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I also need to talk to a woman
named Evangeline Murphy

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and a man... Christopher Sunday.

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Christopher Sunday?

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The Prime Minister of Australia?

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Yeah.

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Man, you want that
kind of high-level access,

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you're gonna have to talk
to the boss yourself.

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Here. Stick that in your ear.

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You'll hear him, he'll hear you.

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He'll talk you through
this whole shit show.

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Now, the evac chopper
is two minutes out.

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You're gonna
wanna get yourself dressed.

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Testing,
one, two, three.

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Testing, one, two, three.

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Are you receiving me?

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- Who is this?
- Mission control.

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Do I know you?

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♪ I'm sitting in the railway station ♪

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♪ Got a ticket to my destination ♪

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♪ Mm... ♪

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You made me sing.

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I met you on the bridge.

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And do you remember, Mr. Harvey,

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what I said to you that
night on the bridge

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when I whispered in your ear?

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You said I was the most
powerful man in the world.

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Goddamn right, you are.

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Now, go pick up that piece of
mirror and look at yourself.

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I thought I wasn't supposed
to look in reflective...

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Shut up. You wanna get
what you came here for?

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Pick up that mirror
and look at yourself.

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Here we go! Whoo!

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Um...

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G'day... g'day, Melbourne.

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Um...

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Thank you for the warm welcome.

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This isn't my first time visiting
the other side of the world.

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Every time I'm here,

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it gets harder and harder to leave.

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Uh...

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I've come to talk to you
today about marriage.

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For millennia, we have believed marriage

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as a cornerstone of our civilization.

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Our party, however, does
not share this opinion.

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We believe that marriage is the
single most destructive idea

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ever conceived of by humankind.

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That's why in my first
hundred days in office,

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I introduced legislation...

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I'm the president.

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Um, and as... as president, my friends,

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tradition is powerful.

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In the early days of our movement,

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it was mandatory that all
members smoke cigarettes

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and refrain from speaking,

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but we realized those
traditions were stupid.

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Now, it's an understandable concern.

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If there is no marriage,
what happens to the family?

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What happens to the children?

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And so we decided to have
a worldwide essay contest

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to answer that question
in their own words.

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We have one of the finalists
from that contest here

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with us today.

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He is joined by his brothers
and sisters for his essay

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titled "Why I Don't Need a
Mommy and a Daddy Anymore."

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Please welcome Australia's own...

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um...

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Liam Playford.

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Liam...

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why aren't you wearing any shoes?

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That's weird. Yeah.

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Your shoes. You're not
wearing any shoes.

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Where are they?

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Why does it matter?

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Well, somebody wants...

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somebody in your family wants to know.

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But you said there is no family.

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♪ Love ♪

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♪ Love will keep us together ♪

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♪ Think of me, babe, whenever ♪

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♪ Some sweet-talking girl comes along... ♪

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♪ Singing her song ♪

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- ♪ Don't mess around... ♪
- Sir, we have a situation.

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We need to move you now.

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No, wait. I, uh...

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I have to... I have to talk to that girl.

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No, we haven't got time for that, sir.

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We need to get you to a secure location.

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I'm not going fucking anywhere
until I talk to that girl.

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Okay, I'll get her.

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Get him to the car.

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This way, please, sir.

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Mr. President, Chief
of Staff on the phone.

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- Hello?
- Mr. President,

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it appears Ukrainian separatists

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have taken control of an
armed nuclear submarine,

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and they'll have launch
capability within two hours.

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You're being brought to a bunker,

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which you will access with your
unique biometrics once inside.

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- Sorry, my unique biometrics?
- Yes, sir.

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The door can only be unlocked
by you and you alone

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unless you have an
identical twin brother,

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which would be ridiculous.

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Yeah, that would be ridiculous.

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Sir, do I have your permission
to move us to DEFCON 2?

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Um, what DEFCON are we at right now?

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- We're at DEFCON 3, sir.
- Uh, DEFCON 2 is worse?

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Yes, sir, it's worse.

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Let's jut stay where we're at right now

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until we have more, um, intel.

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With all due respect, sir,

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I don't think the Secretary of Defense

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is going to be happy about that.

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Yeah, well, fuck the
Secretary of Defense.

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Mr. President,

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the girl you asked for.

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- She's coming with me.
- Sir, she's a civilian.

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She can't travel in the
presidential limo.

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She's coming with me alone.

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That's an order.

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Looks like rain.

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Do you know who I am?

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Yes.

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Do you know that I'm not the
President of the United States?

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I sure do.

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I have a message for
you from your father.

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My father?

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John.

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He wants me to tell you...

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he wants you to know...

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that you're loved.

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Is there anything you
want me to tell him?

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Are you fucking serious?

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My father was murdered...

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my mother, my brother...

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all of them gone in an instant

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because of a drone strike
ordered by your administration.

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No. N-no, that's not what happened.

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You were killed.

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What?

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I'm not dead.

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I'm right fucking here, asshole.

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You said you knew that I
wasn't the president.

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You're not! You're just a puppet.

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That speech you just gave?
Were those even your words?

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Because it didn't sound like you
believed a single thing you were saying.

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You just do what they tell you to do.

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- That's not true.
- Yeah, it is.

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What do you want?

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Are you okay?

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Stop!

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Stop the car!

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You need to stop the car!

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All right, stand back.

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Give him some air.

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I was just with Evie.

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You... you saw her?

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I delivered your message.

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Your children were there, too.

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All of them?

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Yeah, all of them.

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They were all okay?

265
00:22:53,942 --> 00:22:56,526
They didn't know what
happened to their shoes.

266
00:23:11,877 --> 00:23:14,076
Did you get the song?

267
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:17,329
I was working on it.

268
00:23:17,381 --> 00:23:19,131
Why'd you pull me out of the pond?

269
00:23:19,216 --> 00:23:20,332
There is no pond.

270
00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:23,001
The whole fucking ranch is flooded.

271
00:23:25,256 --> 00:23:27,172
Take me to the bathroom.

272
00:23:31,345 --> 00:23:33,345
Whoa, hold on. You
can't keep doing this.

273
00:23:33,430 --> 00:23:35,180
- Yes, he can.
- No, look at him!

274
00:23:35,266 --> 00:23:37,599
You got what you wanted. Now
you're worried about him?

275
00:23:37,685 --> 00:23:40,018
Out there is the goddamn flood.

276
00:23:40,104 --> 00:23:42,905
That's why we're fucking doing this.

277
00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:44,390
It's not why he's doing this.

278
00:23:45,576 --> 00:23:47,409
Why else would I be doing this?

279
00:23:51,248 --> 00:23:53,448
I don't know. Why would you?

280
00:23:56,754 --> 00:23:59,121
- Out!
- No. No!

281
00:23:59,206 --> 00:24:01,123
Come on! Kevin!

282
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,175
- Dad, stop.
- Don't do this!

283
00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:05,877
- Kevin!
- Everyone's got a fucking opinion.

284
00:24:05,929 --> 00:24:08,262
- Kevin!
- Dad, stop. Let's go.

285
00:24:15,772 --> 00:24:17,172
You okay?

286
00:24:19,275 --> 00:24:20,892
I'm cold.

287
00:24:20,977 --> 00:24:24,395
If I could do this instead of you,

288
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,880
I would.

289
00:24:25,949 --> 00:24:28,950
I know.

290
00:24:29,953 --> 00:24:31,235
But the secure location

291
00:24:31,321 --> 00:24:34,655
can only be accessed by
my exact biometrics.

292
00:24:35,959 --> 00:24:39,460
Is... is that supposed
to make sense to me?

293
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,998
It doesn't make sense to me.

294
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,808
I love you, son.

295
00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,595
I love you, too.

296
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,322
You're gonna have to hold me down.

297
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,558
You all right, sir?

298
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:54,066
Yeah. I need to talk to the
Australian prime minister.

299
00:25:54,151 --> 00:25:57,036
- Sorry?
- The Australian prime minister.

300
00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,455
Christopher Sunday. I need
to talk to him right now.

301
00:25:59,540 --> 00:26:02,624
Well, sir, there's a secure
comms room inside the bunker.

302
00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:03,993
We just need to confirm your ID,

303
00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:06,078
and you can talk to whoever you want.

304
00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:08,163
Just wanna try the scanner
again, please, sir.

305
00:26:10,418 --> 00:26:12,301
Yeah.

306
00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:18,173
Identity confirmed.

307
00:26:18,225 --> 00:26:19,625
Excellent.

308
00:26:25,149 --> 00:26:28,067
Now your penis, please, sir.

309
00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:30,903
- My what?
- Your penis.

310
00:26:30,988 --> 00:26:32,855
Place it on the other
scanner, please, sir.

311
00:26:34,408 --> 00:26:35,690
Why?

312
00:26:35,775 --> 00:26:38,910
Mr. President, due to
advancements in plastic surgery,

313
00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:42,363
anyone with enough resources
can copy a person's face.

314
00:26:43,783 --> 00:26:46,534
But your, uh... your penis, sir,

315
00:26:46,619 --> 00:26:48,870
well, they're not gonna
go to that length.

316
00:27:09,442 --> 00:27:11,893
Woman's VOICE: Identity confirmed.

317
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,378
Confirmed.

318
00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:21,196
Can we go in now?

319
00:27:21,198 --> 00:27:24,574
Just the three
authentication questions, sir.

320
00:27:27,576 --> 00:27:30,577
What was the name of your
favorite childhood pet?

321
00:27:30,662 --> 00:27:32,746
We didn't have one. My mom was allergic.

322
00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:34,748
Correct.

323
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,233
Your favorite movie?

324
00:27:37,753 --> 00:27:39,252
"Godfather."

325
00:27:40,589 --> 00:27:42,923
Part two.

326
00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:43,924
Correct.

327
00:27:43,976 --> 00:27:47,094
Name of your Secretary of Defense?

328
00:27:47,146 --> 00:27:48,762
Um...

329
00:27:54,353 --> 00:27:56,853
Sir, I need a name.

330
00:28:02,611 --> 00:28:03,777
Patti Levin.

331
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,117
Correct.

332
00:28:51,709 --> 00:28:53,909
Good to see you, Mr. President.

333
00:28:59,133 --> 00:29:01,000
I wish the circumstances were different,

334
00:29:01,052 --> 00:29:04,086
but it appears the shit
has hit the fan, sir.

335
00:29:04,172 --> 00:29:06,588
Let's get to the situation room.

336
00:29:17,517 --> 00:29:20,602
Mr. President, for
reasons I cannot fathom,

337
00:29:20,687 --> 00:29:22,770
we remain at DEFCON 3.

338
00:29:25,075 --> 00:29:28,243
This is the case containing
the nuclear football,

339
00:29:28,328 --> 00:29:31,863
which will give you
remote launch capability.

340
00:29:38,171 --> 00:29:39,871
What's in that one?

341
00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:41,789
Never mind about that.

342
00:29:41,875 --> 00:29:44,292
Just pray we don't have to open it.

343
00:29:47,931 --> 00:29:51,132
Sir, in order to arm the device,

344
00:29:51,218 --> 00:29:55,602
you need to verbally take
us down to DEFCON 1.

345
00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:59,306
You are aware of the situation, yes?

346
00:29:59,391 --> 00:30:02,392
- Yeah, of course...
- So, you know, sir,

347
00:30:02,444 --> 00:30:05,479
that Ukrainian separatists
have seized control

348
00:30:05,564 --> 00:30:07,564
of a nuclear submarine.

349
00:30:07,616 --> 00:30:10,951
They will be weapons hot
in less than an hour.

350
00:30:11,036 --> 00:30:14,488
Our only option is to strike first,

351
00:30:14,573 --> 00:30:18,742
which is why you need to
take us down to DEFCON 1.

352
00:30:23,132 --> 00:30:26,333
Uh, I have to make a phone call first.

353
00:30:26,418 --> 00:30:28,168
To who?

354
00:30:28,254 --> 00:30:31,088
The Prime Minister of Australia.

355
00:30:35,561 --> 00:30:38,845
Gentlemen, can the president
and I have the room, please?

356
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,485
Yes, if you can...

357
00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:56,946
What the fuck is wrong with you?!

358
00:30:56,998 --> 00:31:00,166
All this time, years of planning,

359
00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:02,585
we are minutes away from
making this happen,

360
00:31:02,670 --> 00:31:05,171
and you are dicking
around about DEFCON 1!

361
00:31:05,256 --> 00:31:07,089
- I don't have...
- You don't have any what?

362
00:31:07,175 --> 00:31:08,791
You don't have any balls?

363
00:31:08,876 --> 00:31:10,276
What?!

364
00:31:12,013 --> 00:31:13,296
Sorry to interrupt, Mr. President,

365
00:31:13,348 --> 00:31:14,930
but the vice president is here

366
00:31:15,016 --> 00:31:16,716
and she's demanding to speak to you.

367
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,217
She?

368
00:31:18,303 --> 00:31:19,468
Fuck her.

369
00:31:19,554 --> 00:31:21,187
Tell her to go away.

370
00:31:22,607 --> 00:31:24,857
She doesn't know about this.

371
00:31:24,942 --> 00:31:26,726
Let her in.

372
00:31:26,811 --> 00:31:28,227
Yes, sir, of course.

373
00:31:29,314 --> 00:31:31,030
Madam Vice President.

374
00:31:41,041 --> 00:31:43,325
You're being played, sir.

375
00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:50,415
- Wha... what?
- You're being played.

376
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,217
I just got off the
phone with the Kremlin

377
00:31:52,302 --> 00:31:54,669
who confirms that there is no submarine,

378
00:31:54,755 --> 00:31:56,004
no separatists.

379
00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:57,456
This is a smoke screen.

380
00:31:57,474 --> 00:31:59,758
You have been fed bogus intel.

381
00:32:05,649 --> 00:32:08,566
I don't get fed, I feed.

382
00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:12,354
And you clearly have no goddamn
idea what's happening around here.

383
00:32:12,439 --> 00:32:13,938
Then enlighten me.

384
00:32:14,024 --> 00:32:18,193
I couldn't enlighten you with
a fucking thousand-watt bulb.

385
00:32:18,245 --> 00:32:20,612
- Tell her about the plan.
- I'm not telling her jack shit.

386
00:32:20,697 --> 00:32:24,032
If you want me to bring us
down to DEFCON 1, tell her.

387
00:32:26,452 --> 00:32:27,701
Fine.

388
00:32:27,787 --> 00:32:29,086
We are going to vaporize

389
00:32:29,171 --> 00:32:32,756
every man, woman, and
child on the planet.

390
00:32:34,543 --> 00:32:37,010
It's the seventh anniversary
of the departure,

391
00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:39,263
and there is reasonable
expectation out there

392
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,748
that the world's gonna end.

393
00:32:40,766 --> 00:32:43,884
So, we're gonna fire our
nukes at the Russians

394
00:32:43,936 --> 00:32:46,387
and they're gonna retaliate,
and then that's it.

395
00:32:46,439 --> 00:32:48,055
We're all torched.

396
00:32:48,107 --> 00:32:52,276
No one wakes up tomorrow disappointed
that nothing fucking happened.

397
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:56,864
We give the people what they're
too chickenshit to do themselves,

398
00:32:56,949 --> 00:32:59,733
what they elected us for.

399
00:32:59,785 --> 00:33:02,152
We give them what they want.

400
00:33:03,406 --> 00:33:05,956
And they want to die.

401
00:33:07,626 --> 00:33:09,493
Well, that's not gonna work.

402
00:33:09,578 --> 00:33:12,796
You can't launch without going
through the Fisher Protocol.

403
00:33:12,882 --> 00:33:16,999
You know about the Fisher Protocol?

404
00:33:20,338 --> 00:33:22,255
Of course I do.

405
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:24,340
Prove it.

406
00:33:26,428 --> 00:33:30,480
It's an ethical deterrent.

407
00:33:30,565 --> 00:33:34,934
The nuclear launch key was surgically
embedded into the heart of a volunteer.

408
00:33:35,019 --> 00:33:36,736
In order for the president

409
00:33:36,821 --> 00:33:40,440
to be able to blow up millions of
people with the push of a button,

410
00:33:40,525 --> 00:33:42,909
he has to extract that key

411
00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:45,778
by murdering the volunteer himself.

412
00:33:47,248 --> 00:33:49,165
But since I don't see
that volunteer here,

413
00:33:49,250 --> 00:33:51,000
you can't launch shit.

414
00:34:00,211 --> 00:34:01,611
What?

415
00:34:03,298 --> 00:34:07,849
The volunteer is coming through the
east entrance of this facility

416
00:34:07,935 --> 00:34:09,801
in 15 minutes.

417
00:34:13,807 --> 00:34:16,358
And how is he gonna make it
through the security door?

418
00:34:21,398 --> 00:34:24,366
He's my identical twin brother.

419
00:34:29,072 --> 00:34:34,910
Well, it sounds like you two have
really thought this through.

420
00:34:42,252 --> 00:34:46,638
I guess I should go handle my affairs.

421
00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:48,423
I guess you should.

422
00:34:50,561 --> 00:34:52,561
Mr. President.

423
00:34:53,647 --> 00:34:55,047
Yeah.

424
00:35:05,358 --> 00:35:07,241
All righty, sir.

425
00:35:07,326 --> 00:35:09,610
May we go down to DEFCON 1 now?

426
00:35:11,614 --> 00:35:13,781
I just need to make my call.

427
00:35:13,866 --> 00:35:18,002
You can make your call after
you take us to DEFCON 1.

428
00:35:18,070 --> 00:35:22,256
Just say it into the device.

429
00:35:32,852 --> 00:35:34,301
We're at DEFCON 1.

430
00:35:57,576 --> 00:35:59,075
What the fuck!

431
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,243
What the fuck?

432
00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:01,578
You can't leave, sir.

433
00:36:01,630 --> 00:36:03,963
Your order initiated a full lockdown.

434
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:08,301
I told you I had to make a fucking call!

435
00:36:09,838 --> 00:36:11,238
Hey!

436
00:36:36,031 --> 00:36:38,030
Do you
have eyes on the entrance?

437
00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:46,922
- Yeah, I see it.
- Good.

438
00:36:47,007 --> 00:36:50,542
Take out the Secret Service
agents and get in there.

439
00:36:50,628 --> 00:36:52,711
There are no Secret Service agents.

440
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:01,520
It's a trap. They want me to go in.

441
00:37:01,605 --> 00:37:03,522
They wanna cut me open.

442
00:37:03,607 --> 00:37:05,390
Do you think I don't know that?

443
00:37:05,476 --> 00:37:07,643
Well, if you knew that, why the
fuck wouldn't you tell me?

444
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:09,978
Because I'm covering my asset.

445
00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:12,698
- What asset?
- I have someone on the inside.

446
00:37:12,783 --> 00:37:14,566
Leave your weapon, enter the door,

447
00:37:14,652 --> 00:37:16,451
and they'll take care of
you once you're inside.

448
00:37:16,537 --> 00:37:18,737
You want me to go in
there without a gun?

449
00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:22,324
"Hence it comes about that all unarmed
prophets have been victorious,

450
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,210
and all armed prophets
have been destroyed."

451
00:37:25,295 --> 00:37:26,912
That's from Machiavelli.

452
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:31,132
Put your faith in me, Mr. Harvey.

453
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,895
Identity confirmed.

454
00:38:23,351 --> 00:38:24,434
Stop right there!

455
00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:25,969
Stop! Down!

456
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,221
Down on the stairs. Get down!

457
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,355
Show us your hands!

458
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:31,357
- Show us your fucking hands!
- Here!

459
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:34,227
- Don't move.
- Did you fucking sell me out?

460
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,280
Don't you fucking move.

461
00:38:37,365 --> 00:38:39,032
Hey, are you there?

462
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,950
I said don't fucking move!

463
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,972
Jesus.

464
00:39:03,058 --> 00:39:05,141
You look just fucking like him.

465
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:08,927
The president is in the situation room.

466
00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,930
It's in lockdown, but the code is 6969.

467
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,818
And please make sure you fucking
kill the Secretary of Defense.

468
00:39:15,903 --> 00:39:18,103
- Where's the comms room?
- What?

469
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:19,738
The comms room. I need to make a call.

470
00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:22,324
Do you know what's inside of you?

471
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:24,844
Yes.

472
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,995
Then you know that the
president will not hesitate

473
00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:29,665
to cut you open and pull it out.

474
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,283
I mean, I know this man.

475
00:39:31,335 --> 00:39:34,036
He is cold and he is merciless.

476
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,921
You think he gives a shit about you

477
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:37,706
if he's willing to end the world?

478
00:39:39,093 --> 00:39:41,710
I thought that's what you people wanted.

479
00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,580
They're all liars.

480
00:39:44,598 --> 00:39:46,548
They say they don't believe in love

481
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,050
and they don't feel pain.

482
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,186
I feel pain.

483
00:39:52,773 --> 00:39:54,273
And I'm in love.

484
00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:58,476
I'm in love with the most
wonderful man I have ever known.

485
00:39:58,561 --> 00:39:59,694
Uh-huh.

486
00:39:59,779 --> 00:40:01,279
And who's that?

487
00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:03,648
His name is God.

488
00:40:05,368 --> 00:40:07,368
Tell
her I love her, too.

489
00:40:10,874 --> 00:40:12,156
Where's the comms room?

490
00:40:12,242 --> 00:40:14,826
What is it with you and
the fucking comms room?

491
00:40:14,878 --> 00:40:16,127
I thought you were an assassin.

492
00:40:16,212 --> 00:40:18,830
I mean, who do you need
to communicate with?

493
00:40:18,882 --> 00:40:20,998
Well, maybe I'm in love, too.

494
00:40:21,084 --> 00:40:22,800
Oh, please.

495
00:40:22,886 --> 00:40:25,086
Where is the comms room?

496
00:40:25,171 --> 00:40:28,339
It's fucking up the hall, to the right!

497
00:40:30,226 --> 00:40:32,260
What's happening?
What was that noise?

498
00:40:32,345 --> 00:40:34,428
I don't know. You tell me. You're God.

499
00:40:34,514 --> 00:40:36,480
That was just a pick-up line.

500
00:40:36,566 --> 00:40:38,316
Did you fucking kill her?

501
00:40:38,401 --> 00:40:40,268
Hey. Hey, Harvey!

502
00:40:40,353 --> 00:40:41,753
Hey! Harvey!

503
00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:57,584
Mr. President.

504
00:41:00,505 --> 00:41:01,905
You shaved.

505
00:41:01,924 --> 00:41:04,958
I need to talk to the Prime
Minister of Australia.

506
00:41:06,795 --> 00:41:08,195
Christopher Sunday.

507
00:41:11,216 --> 00:41:12,716
Is there a problem, Officer?

508
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:13,717
No, sir.

509
00:41:24,396 --> 00:41:26,479
He'll come out here, Mr. President.

510
00:41:31,787 --> 00:41:33,870
- Give us the room.
- Sir, this is my post.

511
00:41:33,956 --> 00:41:35,872
Give us the fucking room.

512
00:41:56,510 --> 00:41:58,010
Hello.

513
00:41:58,095 --> 00:42:00,229
Hello.

514
00:42:00,331 --> 00:42:02,564
Are you Christopher Sunday?

515
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,050
Yes.

516
00:42:08,823 --> 00:42:11,523
My name is Kevin,

517
00:42:11,609 --> 00:42:13,776
and I know this is gonna sound crazy...

518
00:42:15,947 --> 00:42:18,998
but you're not the Prime
Minister of Australia.

519
00:42:20,701 --> 00:42:22,251
My father,

520
00:42:22,336 --> 00:42:25,170
he came to you for a song.

521
00:42:26,424 --> 00:42:28,540
A song to stop the rain.

522
00:42:31,711 --> 00:42:35,179
There's no song to stop the rain.

523
00:42:37,634 --> 00:42:38,967
What?

524
00:42:39,019 --> 00:42:42,770
I told your father,
but he didn't listen.

525
00:42:42,856 --> 00:42:46,224
No. No, no, no. Look, you
have to give me something.

526
00:42:46,309 --> 00:42:47,725
I have to bring him something.

527
00:42:47,811 --> 00:42:49,277
He... he needs this.

528
00:42:49,362 --> 00:42:52,363
- There's a flood...
- Do you believe that?

529
00:42:53,533 --> 00:42:54,615
Believe what?

530
00:42:54,684 --> 00:42:56,084
Do you believe your father

531
00:42:56,152 --> 00:42:58,736
can sing a song and stop the flood?

532
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:08,780
No.

533
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,336
Then why are you here?

534
00:43:25,014 --> 00:43:26,414
Don't move.

535
00:43:52,741 --> 00:43:54,141
Mr. President,

536
00:43:54,243 --> 00:43:56,927
can I have my glasses back, please?

537
00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:12,775
Sounds like they got him.

538
00:44:15,229 --> 00:44:18,064
I don't wanna do this anymore.

539
00:44:18,149 --> 00:44:19,565
Do what, Mr. President?

540
00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:21,650
Stop fucking calling me that!

541
00:44:22,954 --> 00:44:24,203
I'm not the president!

542
00:44:24,288 --> 00:44:26,455
You're not the fucking
Secretary of Defense.

543
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:30,126
Oh, yes, yes, I am.

544
00:44:30,211 --> 00:44:32,378
You named me Secretary of Defense.

545
00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:35,581
You were asked who did you
want in this position,

546
00:44:35,633 --> 00:44:38,384
and you named me.

547
00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:40,803
You summoned me out of retirement

548
00:44:40,888 --> 00:44:43,089
and I came back

549
00:44:43,174 --> 00:44:45,424
because I owed you.

550
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:50,179
You helped me, Kevin.

551
00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,817
And now I'm here to help you.

552
00:44:59,507 --> 00:45:01,639
Help me how?

553
00:45:04,161 --> 00:45:06,828
Well, what do you want?

554
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,369
I wanna go home.

555
00:45:17,591 --> 00:45:19,324
Do you?

556
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:22,026
What?

557
00:45:22,095 --> 00:45:23,294
It's just that

558
00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:24,846
you've been known to say that before,

559
00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:29,350
and yet you keep leaving
home and coming here.

560
00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:33,972
I'm sensing a lot of
internal contradictions

561
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,274
from you, Kevin.

562
00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:39,861
It sounds like something you
need to work out with yourself.

563
00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:09,756
I'm gonna take these off

564
00:46:09,842 --> 00:46:14,228
because I know you're here

565
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,346
of your own free will,

566
00:46:16,398 --> 00:46:19,099
and the last thing you wanna do

567
00:46:19,185 --> 00:46:20,734
is hurt yourself.

568
00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:29,026
♪ The Kevins ♪

569
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:33,530
♪ Identical Kevins all the way ♪

570
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:36,583
♪ One pair of matching bookends ♪

571
00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:40,786
♪ Different as night and day. ♪

572
00:46:42,207 --> 00:46:43,873
All right, gentlemen.

573
00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,459
Let's get to the hard part, shall we?

574
00:46:50,431 --> 00:46:51,681
I, Patricia Levin,

575
00:46:51,766 --> 00:46:54,383
in my capacity as Secretary of Defense

576
00:46:54,452 --> 00:46:56,385
hereby invoke the Fisher Protocol,

577
00:46:56,471 --> 00:46:58,804
overriding the Heart Deterrent

578
00:46:58,890 --> 00:47:01,891
pursuant to the nuclear
command authority

579
00:47:01,976 --> 00:47:05,561
granted by Article Two, Section
Two of the US Constitution.

580
00:47:05,613 --> 00:47:07,363
The president shall make an incision

581
00:47:07,448 --> 00:47:10,900
two inches below the sternum of
the volunteer... that's you...

582
00:47:10,985 --> 00:47:13,536
whereupon the president,

583
00:47:13,621 --> 00:47:16,155
gaining access from beneath the ribcage,

584
00:47:16,241 --> 00:47:19,075
shall manually extract the launch key

585
00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:21,711
from behind the left atrium.

586
00:47:21,796 --> 00:47:24,213
In recognition of his service,

587
00:47:24,299 --> 00:47:28,584
the volunteer shall receive a
posthumous Congressional Medal of Honor

588
00:47:28,670 --> 00:47:31,303
applicable if Congress exists,

589
00:47:31,388 --> 00:47:33,088
which it will not.

590
00:47:33,173 --> 00:47:37,592
May God have mercy on your
soul if there is a God,

591
00:47:37,644 --> 00:47:39,144
which there is not.

592
00:48:00,534 --> 00:48:02,284
I'm not fucking killing him.

593
00:48:02,369 --> 00:48:04,753
Good, because I'm not
fucking letting him.

594
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,421
Gentlemen, language.

595
00:48:06,506 --> 00:48:08,723
Fuck you!

596
00:48:08,825 --> 00:48:11,426
I'm not understanding the problem.

597
00:48:11,495 --> 00:48:13,962
The problem is that this is stupid!

598
00:48:14,014 --> 00:48:16,631
I don't care about any of this bullshit.

599
00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:18,600
- It doesn't make any sense!
- It doesn't?

600
00:48:18,685 --> 00:48:22,102
No! Why the fuck would I
volunteer to be cut open?

601
00:48:22,188 --> 00:48:23,804
I don't know. Why would you?

602
00:48:23,856 --> 00:48:27,358
- I wouldn't!
- And yet here you are.

603
00:48:27,443 --> 00:48:29,943
Knowing full well what is inside of you,

604
00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:33,063
you kept moving forward
towards this very room

605
00:48:33,149 --> 00:48:37,034
and the one person powerful
enough to take it out.

606
00:48:41,324 --> 00:48:44,208
I think you should tell him
about the book you wrote.

607
00:48:47,096 --> 00:48:48,962
What book?

608
00:48:49,048 --> 00:48:51,465
The romance novel.

609
00:48:51,550 --> 00:48:54,168
That's him. He... he wrote it.
That's him.

610
00:48:54,253 --> 00:48:56,804
- What? No. N-no, I didn't.
- Yeah, you did.

611
00:48:56,889 --> 00:48:59,173
It's the one that was in the typewriter

612
00:48:59,258 --> 00:49:01,425
- in the fucking beach house.
- I know.

613
00:49:01,510 --> 00:49:04,645
- I was there, but it's not fucking mine.
- Boys, boys.

614
00:49:04,730 --> 00:49:07,981
I think we can all agree you
both wrote the same book.

615
00:49:08,067 --> 00:49:09,516
No, we didn't!

616
00:49:10,902 --> 00:49:13,603
Well, I'm sorry it's come to this,

617
00:49:13,688 --> 00:49:15,405
but I have no choice.

618
00:49:16,741 --> 00:49:18,858
I received a call from the CIA

619
00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:22,078
that the president was
keeping a secret journal

620
00:49:22,163 --> 00:49:25,365
hidden behind the portrait of
Millard Fillmore in the Oval.

621
00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:29,702
As this was clearly a
national security issue,

622
00:49:29,788 --> 00:49:32,588
I had no choice but to procure it.

623
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:37,460
I'd like you to read this for us.

624
00:49:39,631 --> 00:49:41,031
No.

625
00:49:43,968 --> 00:49:45,218
What about you?

626
00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:47,587
No.

627
00:49:49,274 --> 00:49:52,392
Fine, I'll do it myself.

628
00:50:04,872 --> 00:50:07,489
Sorry, I just need my glasses.

629
00:50:16,967 --> 00:50:19,134
For fuck's sake.

630
00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:27,342
"Untitled Romance Novel.

631
00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:34,666
- Chapter One."
- Just read the last page.

632
00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:36,518
Ending's better.

633
00:50:43,744 --> 00:50:46,278
"The port was alive with strange faces.

634
00:50:46,330 --> 00:50:49,281
It was dawn by the time
he found an old salt

635
00:50:49,366 --> 00:50:51,116
willing to part with a vessel

636
00:50:51,201 --> 00:50:53,868
for what bullion he had left...

637
00:50:53,953 --> 00:50:57,755
a cutter with a Bermuda rig
called 'The Merciful, '

638
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,673
its sails ragged and ripped,

639
00:50:59,759 --> 00:51:01,159
its compass cracked,

640
00:51:01,210 --> 00:51:04,962
its rotten hull just barely
able to cut the breakers.

641
00:51:05,047 --> 00:51:07,631
But it would be enough
to make his escape.

642
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,221
It wasn't for another hour when
he was a mile from the docks

643
00:51:14,307 --> 00:51:16,690
that his thoughts turned back to her.

644
00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:18,726
He imagined her alone.

645
00:51:18,811 --> 00:51:22,863
By now, she would've searched
the house and found it empty.

646
00:51:22,949 --> 00:51:24,648
She had suspected it all along,

647
00:51:24,734 --> 00:51:28,068
and now she knew he was a coward.

648
00:51:31,123 --> 00:51:34,658
A coward dressed in the
uniform of a brave man.

649
00:51:34,710 --> 00:51:39,213
Brave enough to cross two oceans
and a continent to find her,

650
00:51:39,298 --> 00:51:43,716
to fight countless enemies, and
yet in the end, he was terrified.

651
00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:50,340
He was terrified of her...

652
00:51:52,561 --> 00:51:54,511
to lie beside her,

653
00:51:54,596 --> 00:51:59,015
to be comforted by her as he wept,

654
00:51:59,067 --> 00:52:02,435
to show her he was small,

655
00:52:02,521 --> 00:52:06,272
for her to know that and touch his cheek

656
00:52:06,358 --> 00:52:09,025
and whisper words softly into his ear.

657
00:52:10,579 --> 00:52:12,362
All of that was a nightmare.

658
00:52:13,748 --> 00:52:16,866
All he knew to do was run.

659
00:52:19,788 --> 00:52:22,705
He took a deep breath of the air,

660
00:52:22,757 --> 00:52:25,375
tasting the salt on his tongue,

661
00:52:25,427 --> 00:52:28,211
and closed his eyes,

662
00:52:28,296 --> 00:52:32,381
leaning into the spray as The
Merciful picked up speed

663
00:52:32,433 --> 00:52:34,550
and sailed for the horizon.

664
00:52:37,605 --> 00:52:40,138
He was alone,

665
00:52:40,224 --> 00:52:41,807
and all was well."

666
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:57,072
Take this thing out of me.

667
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:01,143
Why?

668
00:53:01,211 --> 00:53:04,413
So we can't ever come back here again.

669
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,100
We fucked up with Nora.

670
00:56:11,397 --> 00:56:13,147
Let's go watch.

671
00:58:53,757 --> 00:58:55,640
I thought you were gone.

672
00:59:03,516 --> 00:59:07,101
It was raining so hard and I got scared.

673
00:59:08,355 --> 00:59:11,272
So I came up here.

674
00:59:14,076 --> 00:59:15,476
Okay.

675
00:59:20,699 --> 00:59:23,533
I don't think I'm ready to come down.

676
00:59:38,767 --> 00:59:40,183
Now what?

677
00:59:40,331 --> 00:59:44,262
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