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Okay, everyone, I
have exciting news!

2
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Oh, no, not you guys. Just us.

3
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Ooh, my bad for standing up.

4
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Is this exciting news about me

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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?

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It's Marjorie's news.

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Burger it is.

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Tell it.

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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored

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with a Napa Valley
Community Hero Award.

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Did all the firemen
leave town?

12
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What Bonnie means is,
congratulations.

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Well done.

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Is there a gala?

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There is.

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It's two weeks from Friday,

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and you can bring a date.

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I've invited my son.

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Jerry's coming?

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Mm-hmm.Jerry?

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Has that always been his name?

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Yes.

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Huh.

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You might want to rethink that.

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Well, I will be there
and so will Andy.

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We get it. You're back together.

27
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Geez, it's only been
a couple months.

28
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I couldn't have said Andy and I
are back together that much.

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You did it again.Sorry.

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I'm just happy
Andy and I are back together.

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Back together, back together,
back together.

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[chuckles]

33
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Who nominated you?

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I have no idea.

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It wasn't me.

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That's interesting.

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No one else jumped in
to deny it.

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It wasn't me.

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Mm-hmm. Okay.

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If anything,
I think you get more credit

41
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than you deserve.

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Mm.

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Well, I've also been asked
to select someone

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to present me with the award,

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and it seems only fitting

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that the person who
"didn't nominate me" do that.

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It wasn't me.

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Wait a minute, onstage?Yes.

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Do I give a speech?
Is there a time limit?Yeah.

50
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I'll ask.Don't bother.
I'll ignore it anyway.

51
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Hey. Everyone,

52
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I have been asked to give
a speech two weeks from Friday.

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None of you are invited,

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but I'm sure,
much like my rant at the DMV,

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it'll find its way
onto the Internet.

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But, seriously, it wasn't me.

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♪

58
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Ouch.
[laughing]

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Oh, hey, babe. How was work?

60
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Good. Didn't think
you'd still be up.

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Have you ever watched
these Dean Martin roasts?

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N-Not at 3:00 in the morning

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or in the last 40 years.Well...

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I need joke ideas
for my speech about Marjorie.

65
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And the beauty is no one can
sue me 'cause they're all dead.

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Wait, I thought you were
just supposed to introduce her.

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Yeah, that's the mistake
anyone else would make.

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Marjorie is going to give
the most boring speech ever,

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and if I don't goose things up,

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everyone's gonna be facedown
in their crème brûlée.

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Ooh, that's good.

72
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I don't know, Bonnie.

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She's gonna love it. No one
has a better sense of humor

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about themselves than Marjorie.

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Why else
would she dress like that?

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Oh, my God!

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This introduction
is writing itself.

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Listen to this.

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"Marjorie's so old,
this award better come

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with a case of Ensure."

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[chuckles]:
Wow.

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Right? And-- Oh.

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"Marjorie is so boring,
her favorite ice cream flavor

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is Al Gore."

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[laughs]

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Geez, will there be
any kids with diseases there

87
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that you can pick on?

88
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I'm not sure. Fingers crossed.

89
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But ten bucks they tap me
to host the next one.

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Okay, but I want to go on record
that I think this is a bad idea.

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Yeah, well,
your face makes onions cry.

92
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Yeah. That's Don Rickles
zetzing you from the grave.

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[whoops]
Check it out, Napa!

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In your face!

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She does this every
time she's in a limo.

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Never bring her to a funeral.

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Hope she doesn't take
another bird to the face again.

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[exhales, whoops]

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Adam, have another drink.
It's free.

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I'm still working
on my first one.

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[groans]
Amateur.

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[laughs]

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Hey.Ooh! Hey.

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Ooh, this is fancy.Hey.

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You look beautiful!Thank you.

106
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[whoops]
This is fancy.

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Wow, I've never been
in a limo before.

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Oh!I want to stick my head
out the skylight

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like they do in the movies.

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Absolutely.

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Amateur.

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Mm.

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I thought you said
your son was coming.

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He's meeting me there.

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Where's Andy?

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Ugh, we've already heard
this story.

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He had to work.

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So sorry you had to suffer
through that twice.

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Would you folks
like some music?

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Oh, no, thank you.

121
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Okay. Let me know
if you need anything.

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Whoa. He's really cute.

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Is it too late to add
him as a plus-one?

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He's already
wearing black tie.

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[window whirring]Clayton, we'd like to drive
with the divider down, please.

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[whispers]:
You're welcome.

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So how do you park
this bad boy?

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Very carefully.

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[laughing]

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[laughing]:
Very carefully.

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Yeah, I'm gonna jump out
to make room for Wendy.

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MARJORIE: No, there's
plenty of room back...Bah, bah, bah, bah,

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bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah.

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[sputters]

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Hi!
Ooh...Ooh! [whoops]

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Wow. That's a... great dress.
[chuckles]

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I mean,
you look very intelligent.

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What-what am I allowed to say?

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I-I'll take that second drink.

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It's my first time
wearing a strapless.

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Good for you.

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I've always wanted
to wear one of those,

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but I'm too afraid
it'll fall down

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and I'll end up
exposing myself, you know?

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Not on purpose, like I used to.

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I never thoughtof that.

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And now you won't
be able to stop.

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Okay if I join you
in the cockpit?

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Sure.

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So, you got a date
for this thing?

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I do not.

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Do you have a date for...

153
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life stuff?

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I do not.

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[laughs]

156
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Oh, this is good stuff.

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I feel sorry for whoever
has to follow me.

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It's Marjorie.

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Oh, right.

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Well, good luck, Marj.
[chuckles]

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This food is
off-the-charts delicious.

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Well, don't fill up,
'cause there's still dinner.

163
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There's dinner?

164
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I feel like I'm on Dynasty.

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Just hope it's better
than the mini quiche,

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which is not agreeing with me.

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I'm gonna go bring
some food out to Clayton.

168
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He's probably really sexy--
I mean, hungry.

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Shut up.

170
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Hey, stop messing with it.

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You're gonna stretch it out.

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Okay, but if I have
a nip slip, let me know.

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I'm on it.

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I'm not on it.

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I'm just eye level.

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So it'd be easy for me

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to be on it, but I'm not on it.

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Still no word from your son,
whose name is...

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Lorenzo?

180
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It's Jerry.

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[mouths]

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And no.

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[sighs]
I guess he's not coming.

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Of course he is.

185
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He's probably
just running late.

186
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No. He's punishing me.

187
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For what?

188
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For all the things
I missed in his life.

189
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Hey, maybe he got
in a terrible car accident

190
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and maybe that's why
he can't be here,

191
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because he's trapped.

192
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Alive and fine
but trapped.

193
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Why am I worried
about your speech?

194
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Clearly, you can read a room.

195
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How you holding
up, hero?

196
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You nervous?

197
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I'm fine.

198
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I loved the kindergarten choir.

199
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Ugh. Whoever made them sing "Man
in the Mirror" is going to hell.

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Where have you been?
You missed the salad.

201
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I was flirting with a man

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for the first time in a year.

203
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Screw the salad.

204
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It had
strawberry dressing.

205
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Damn it, these people
really know what they're doing.

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[chuckles]

207
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Jill, honey, are you okay?

208
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I'm fine.

209
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If you don't feel well,
you can go home.

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Oh, this is your special night.

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[chuckles]:
I'm gonna suffer through it.

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Did you get the steak
or the fish?

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I got the steak, 'cause it
has that gorgonzola sauce.

214
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I really hope they
don't overcook it.

215
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I want to see
blood on the plate.

216
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Super proud of you, Marjorie.

217
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I'll be in the bathroom.

218
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I'm gonna go make sure
she's okay.No, no, no,

219
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you're being honored. I'll go.

220
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If she got the steak,
save it for Clayton.

221
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[whispers]:
Shut up.

222
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How you doing, Jill?

223
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I'm on the bathroom floor
in a $3,000 dress,

224
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so not good.

225
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Well, maybe you should go home.

226
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I can't miss
Marjorie's night.

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She'll understand.

228
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And I don't want to puke
in Clayton's limo.

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We appreciate that.

230
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Oh. I'm already saying "we."

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Do you think it's too soon?

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[groans] You can get married
at my house

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if you just get me a toothbrush
and some Pepto Bismol.

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I'm not really
a marriage person.

235
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I could see living with him
though.

236
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Get a dog,
some matching pajamas...

237
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Ugh, just go.Oh. Sorry.

238
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I will say, he's taller than me,

239
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so if we did get married,
I could wear heels!

240
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Tammy!Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.

241
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WOMAN:
Oh, my.
I am so deeply moved...

242
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A little full of
herself for a nun.

243
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But did you hear
how the priest introduced her?

244
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Serious, emotional,
not a lot of jokes.

245
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Yeah, and like church,
everybody's drinking wine

246
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and praying
for it to be over.WOMAN: Thank you so much.

247
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Beautiful words, Sister.

248
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Who knew so much love could come
from such a tiny package?

249
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[chuckling]

250
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Wendy! Wendy!
Nip slip. Full boob.

251
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You're naked.Oh, God!

252
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I'm gonna check on her.

253
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You-you can't leave.
Your award is up any minute.

254
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I'll be right back.

255
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But-but you're gonna
miss my moment.

256
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Her moment.Um, your moment!

257
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Scuse me, it's my moment.

258
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,549
Why didn't you use
boob tape?

259
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,160
There's boob tape?

260
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,164
Okay, I got you Pepto,

261
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,253
ginger ale, a toothbrush.

262
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:03,864
Oops, that's
Clayton's number.

263
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,866
That's for me.

264
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,390
And just for funsies,
one of these.

265
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,261
A pregnancy test?

266
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,872
There's no way.

267
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,395
Have you slept with Andy?

268
00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:14,614
Nonstop.

269
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,616
Then there's a way.

270
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,884
How you doing, honey?

271
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,755
I don't think
anybody saw.

272
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,889
One of the kindergarteners
spit out his lollipop.

273
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,283
He'll repress it.

274
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:35,939
And now,

275
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:38,028
to introduce
our next recipient,

276
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,247
please welcome

277
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:40,248
Bonnie Plunkett.

278
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,729
[applause]

279
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,687
What do I do?
She's not here.

280
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,036
W-Walk slowly.

281
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,385
[groans]

282
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,434
[chuckling]

283
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,655
Mm.

284
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,832
Mmm.
[exhales]

285
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,921
[chuckling]

286
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,837
Bring it in, Sister.

287
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:05,752
Oh.

288
00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,318
[chuckling]

289
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,973
Just gonna grab one
of those. Mm.

290
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,195
Jill, how are
you doing, honey?

291
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,632
Tammy thinks
I might be pregnant.

292
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,981
It was actually Clayton's idea.

293
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,417
He has three sisters.

294
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,202
I hope they like me.

295
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,728
I mean, what
if I'm not?

296
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,338
[exhales]
There's nothing I want more,

297
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,688
and I can't take
that disappointment.

298
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:30,080
But then what if I am?

299
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,647
Andy and I
just got back together.

300
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,127
What if he totally freaks out?

301
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,694
Or what if he gets
totally excited about it

302
00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,086
and then something bad happens?

303
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,174
I mean, I've had
a miscarriage before.

304
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,306
It could happen again.

305
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,524
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

306
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,743
Let's just stay in the present.

307
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,441
Honey, I know you're scared,

308
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:46,662
but whatever happens, you're
not gonna have to face it alone.

309
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,316
We're all here.

310
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:50,884
Thank you.

311
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,669
But aren't you supposed
to be out there?

312
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,844
Mm-mm.

313
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,628
I'm supposed to be right here.

314
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:58,413
[inhales, exhales]

315
00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,849
Now go pee on that stick.

316
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,503
[laughs]

317
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,257
[clears throat]

318
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,563
Oh.

319
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,304
Look at you.
[chuckles]

320
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,089
[inhales]
You're all heroes.

321
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:24,308
Give yourself
a round of applause.

322
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:30,053
And how 'bout
those centerpieces?

323
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,838
Huh?

324
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,578
Someone said
we could take them home.

325
00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:35,145
I don't know if that's true,
but if we time it right,

326
00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,886
they can't catch us all.

327
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:39,280
[snaps fingers]

328
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,455
[chuckles]

329
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,544
Look, I-I spent a lot of time

330
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:46,243
preparing, uh, this introduction
for my friend Marjorie,

331
00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,898
but she's not even here
because she's in the bathroom

332
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,987
because our friends
are having a hard night.

333
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,903
Which is exactly why
you're giving her this award,

334
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,775
because that's who she is.

335
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,954
That really is who she is.

336
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,914
She's humble,

337
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,611
generous,

338
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,352
selfless.

339
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,660
When I first met Marjorie...

340
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,531
[chuckles]

341
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,839
...I was at the lowest point
in my life.

342
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:18,841
And if it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't...

343
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,452
I wouldn't be here tonight.

344
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,846
And I-I don't mean here.
I mean...

345
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,806
...here.

346
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,899
And what do I do?

347
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,249
[chuckles]:
Oh, my God, I tease her.

348
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,600
I-I roll my eyes
when she gives me advice.

349
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,645
I-I...

350
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,996
push her away constantly.

351
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:49,306
I don't make it easy on her,
but she never gives up on me.

352
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,743
[voice breaking]: She's like
the mother I never had.

353
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,575
Hmm.

354
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,056
Well, I had planned

355
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,754
to close with a joke
about her age,

356
00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,147
but...
[chuckles]

357
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,196
I don't want to
'cause I love her so much.

358
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:16,377
I'm available to host next year.

359
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,560
I just told 200 people
that I love you,

360
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,606
and if you don't believe me,
ask the nun. They can't lie.

361
00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,565
Oh, honey.
[chuckles]

362
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,220
This moment
really isn't about me.

363
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,352
It's not?
But when is it your turn?Mm-mm.

364
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,745
15 seconds.

365
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,356
Well, that's weirdly specific,
but okay.

366
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,923
I just took a
pregnancy test.

367
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,620
[in deep voice]:
And life possibly changing

368
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,884
in five, four, three...Don't do that voice.

369
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,363
Roger that.

370
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,757
Are you ready?

371
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,542
Let's do it together.Okay.

372
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,466
It's a pink line.

373
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,077
What does that mean?

374
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,730
I never operated one of these.

375
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,471
Every brand is different.
Get the pamphlet.

376
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,473
I spit my gum in it.God.

377
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:10,910
Why didn't you get the one that
says "pregnant/not pregnant"?

378
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,781
I got the one
the pharmacist recommended.

379
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,349
He was cute, too.
I'm having, like, a hot night.Okay.

380
00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:17,046
Okay, we got the box.
We got the box.

381
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,005
Okay, I didn't bring my readers.

382
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,184
I'm pregnant.

383
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,403
[all squealing, laughing]Oh, God.

384
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,145
Oh, Jill.[laughs]

385
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:32,932
Oh, my God.

386
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,629
Oh!

387
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,979
Yeah, doesn't look like
you're gonna get your moment.

388
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,288
EMCEE:
Thank you for joining us...

389
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,942
No, you're right.

390
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,031
It's all about the wide turn.
That's the trick.

391
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:48,251
The rest is just pretending you
can't hear through the divider.

392
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,949
But you canhear.

393
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,951
Oh, you can hear.

394
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,909
I knew it!

395
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,563
EMCEE:
That concludes

396
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,087
the Napa Valley
Community Hero Awards.

397
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,784
Wait!Drive safely, everybody.

398
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,482
[applause]Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

399
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,571
What are you doing?Now is your moment.
Come on.

400
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,442
Give me that.

401
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:08,445
All right, here's the woman
I was telling you about.

402
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,317
[crying]:
The one who saved my life.

403
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,362
Okay, I wouldn't
go that far.Stop it already.

404
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,843
Everyone, on your feet.
Wendy, slowly.

405
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,459
Thank you, Bonnie.

406
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:25,462
Oh, it feels

407
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:29,597
weird to get an award for
just showing up for people

408
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,991
the same way
others did for me.

409
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,080
[cries]And...

410
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,909
Oh, but I'm grateful
for the life that I have

411
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,824
and those I get
to share it with.

412
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,088
[sobbing]

413
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:46,309
My friends and all the people
at my table.

414
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:52,141
Jerry. Oh! Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.

415
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,971
Sorry. I had a flat tire
and no cell service.

416
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,103
Are you okay?

417
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,452
Not right now

418
00:16:58,495 --> 00:16:59,714
'cause everyone's looking at me.

419
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,979
I didn't think
you wanted to be here.

420
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,329
Are you kidding? Of course
I want to be here, Mom.

421
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,331
I nominated you.

422
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,203
You... you did?

423
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,640
[sobbing]:
Oh, boy.

424
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:16,557
Oh, then this means
everything to me.

425
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,826
[knocking]

426
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,610
Hello?

427
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:28,830
Hey.

428
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,832
Andy, what are you doing here?

429
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,008
Bonnie texted me and said
you weren't feeling well.

430
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,097
[quietly]:
Well, thank you, Bonnie.

431
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,881
No one else is in here, right?

432
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,101
I don't want
to have to arrest myself.

433
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,668
It's all clear.

434
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,713
So, what's going on?

435
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,759
Did you eat something
that didn't agree with you?

436
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,065
You got a fever?

437
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,892
Need to go to
the hospital?

438
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:53,072
Um, maybe in, like,
seven or eight months.

439
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,726
I don't follow.

440
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,295
I'm pregnant.

441
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:01,906
Oh.

442
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,779
If you want to be a part
of it, that's great,

443
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,563
but if you don't,
I totally understand.

444
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,391
It's just that this is
something I've really wanted

445
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,133
in my life, and...I'm so happy. Oh!

446
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,135
[laughing]Really?

447
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:17,313
Really. Hey, did I ever tell
you I was a 14-pound baby?

448
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:19,185
Most of that was my head.

449
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:22,840
[laughing]
Oh, I'm so happy.

450
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,457
I thought you said everyone
was gonna grab one of these.

451
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,113
You said, "Run!
We're all behind you."

452
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,377
I say a lot of things.

453
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,422
You'll get used to it, Lorenzo.

454
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,295
How is it that I'm craving
something called a chalupa

455
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,558
when I've never even had
something called a chalupa?

456
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,299
'Cause it's my baby.

457
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,866
I'm gonna teach you
everything I know

458
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:51,826
about regional
Mexican cuisine.

459
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,222
I am sorry
I made you miss Bonnie's speech.

460
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:59,573
It was incredibly moving, and no
one was more surprised than me.

461
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:02,402
Adam didn't think my original
speech was appropriate,

462
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,665
but I know
you have a good sense of humor.

463
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:08,321
Sounds like you had some
real zingers. Lay 'em on me.

464
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:14,153
Marjorie's so old,
her prom date was Methuselah.

465
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:18,896
Ah, I'm so old I'm the only one
who knows who Methuselah is.

466
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:25,033
Oh. I'm gonna be a dad!

467
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:28,210
Sorry. Everyone
in here already knows,

468
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,342
and I had
to tell someone.

469
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,518
[tires screeching]Oh!

470
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,259
WENDY:
Hey, Clayton,
take it easy up there.

471
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,261
Too wide?Uh, we'll get there.

472
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,698
[tires screeching]Oh.

473
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,222
That was just to get
them back into place.

474
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,006
Oh... right.