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ADAM:
Wow. Plunkendorf Construction

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is actually open for business.

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Why do you sound surprised?

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Because you and follow-through
don't always happen.

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Well, guess what,
you and sex don't always happen.

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Mom, Dad, I'm right here.

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This office
really looks great.

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Where did you
get all this stuff?

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Basement, street corner,
your office at the bar.

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What?If you haven't missed it
by now, you're not gonna.

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My only question is
how will Captain Kirk

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command the Enterprise
without his chair?

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It's good I have the chair,

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'cause I won't be
sitting on you tonight.

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I think Plunkendorf Construction
needs an HR department.

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Seriously, though,
I'm super proud of you, babe.

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I am proud, too. I mean, this is
not some back-alley operation,

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despite the fact I found
this desk in a back alley.

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Don't ask what I found
on top of it,

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just know it's been
fully sanitized.

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Bonnie, get over here so Adam

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can take a picture of us
with our sign.

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[shutter clicks]

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Got it.

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Nope, I just took a picture
of myself.

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Does my hair always
look this crazy?

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Yeah.Yes.

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♪

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Nice website.

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You did this?

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I did, with an
assist from Felix.

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Felix from the
Tuesday night meeting?

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Felix the fifth-grader
who lives in our building.

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Plunkendorf Construction?Problem?

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No, that's just how
I say things when I like them.

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Hey, why is Jill's kitchen
on here? I didn't do that.

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You put up a shelf.

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It's not even in the picture.

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Sure it is.

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It's right there on the edge.

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Squint.

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Turn your head a
little to the left,

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then move in a
little closer.

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See? Right there.

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W-When did you take
this picture?

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I just bought
those flowers yesterday.

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Wait, whose deck is that?

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I don't know, but a client will
see it and want it to be theirs.

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There's a bunch of stuff
on here I didn't do.

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Yeah, that's why it says
"Photos of Work,"

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not "Photos of Our Work."

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And you could do
all these things, right?

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Well, of course.

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So I'm just showing off

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the future work of future you.

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But it's false advertising.

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All advertising's false.

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You think drinking beer
really gets guys laid?

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[chuckles]
It did when I drank it.

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Check out the reviews section.

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"'Tammy Diffendorf
transformed my outdoor space

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"and I couldn't love it more.'

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B. Scaggs." Who's that?

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Marjorie's cat.

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Tammy built their catio.

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What's a catio?

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It's an enclosed patio for cats,

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so they can go outside
without actually going outside.

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I don't know why
they can't just go outside,

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but I enjoyed the project.

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Once an indoor cat gets
a taste of the wild,

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then life in a nice
house with a woman

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who loves them is
no longer enough.

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Well, at least it's a job
I actually did.

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And I'm pretty sure Boz Scaggs
does feel that way.

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All right, here you go.
Five spoons.

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Oh, make it four.
I gave up sugar.

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Don't care.

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What brought this on?

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Well, I've just been
craving it all the time,

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and as a sober woman I don't
want to be beholden to anything.

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That's great, Jill.
That takes strength.

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Aw, thanks, Tammy,
you're the best.Oh.

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"'Tammy is the best.'

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Jill K."

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Arthur, I think you'll
find my partner Tammy

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has some very creative
ideas about turning

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this drafty old garage into a
palace for your mother-in-law.

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Look, all I know is I need her
out of our guest room

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before wrists are slit.

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[laughs] You're funny,
Arthur, I like you.

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I haven't laughed
since Lillian moved in.

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Look, I'd be fine
with just tossing a mattress

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and a bedpan out here,
but my husband's an only child,

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so this thing's
got to be perfect.

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Ugh, only children
are the worst.

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And I'm allowed to say that
'cause I am one and I have one.

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She sucks
and she got it from me.

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You guys have done

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a garage conversion
before, though, right?

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Well, not exactly.She means
not exactly like this.

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But we just finished
a big patio conversion.

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We love converting things.

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Well, I thought the pool house
on your website was fantastic.

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That was quite the job.

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Remember how hard it was

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finding hand-painted
Portuguese tile?

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Not as well as you do.

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Arthur, I'm gonna
be honest with you.

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Oh, good.

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We are booked solid.

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Oh, no.

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If we don't get this
on the schedule today,

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we may not get to you
till the end of the year.

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O-Okay, I'm in.

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Great, let's talk design.

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I'm guessing you don't want
a safety rail in the bathtub?

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Could you make it
extra slippery?

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[laughs]

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[both laugh]

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Look at us go.

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Plunkendorf Construction is
taking off like a rocket ship.

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Pow!Hmm, I guess.

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You guess?

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We just got our first gig.

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Successful, photogenic women
in a male-dominated field?

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Oh, hold on. Hello? HGTV?

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Wow, we'd love to.
[clicks tongue]

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I guess I just wish
you hadn't exaggerated

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our experience so much.

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Hey, that's the business side.

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Stay in your lane.

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And actually stay in your lane,
you're veering a little bit.

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Why can't we be
completely honest?

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You got to give people
a reason to say yes.

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That's how I became
a building manager.

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I embellished
my credentials a skosh.

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You told them you were
an Air Force pilot.

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Yeah, and six years later,
I'm still the manager

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and I'm great at it.

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Well, I'm good at it.
Nobody's died.

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By my hand. [chuckles]

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I mean, people die, I can't
change the laws of nature.

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Yet.

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The point isn't whether or not
I can do the job. I know I can.

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But in the program we talk
about being rigorously honest.

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Yeah, I hear that, but we also
talk about "acting as if."

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You know,
"fake it till you make it."

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I mean, they wouldn't
have that many clever phrases

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about something if it was wrong.

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Yeah, but I just feel like
once we start lying,

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we're never gonna stop.

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Listen, the only way
to get experience

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is to have a real job.

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And the only way
to get a real job

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is to pretend
to have experience.

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It's the catch-22
around which the world spins.

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Yeah, I guess
that's kind of true.

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And we're not hurting anyone.

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Yeah. Considering who we
used to be, that's a big deal.

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[laughs]:Yeah.

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[exhales]

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Hey, did you ever
read that book?

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What book? Catch-22.

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That's a book?
Yeah, I read it.

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Well, I'm into week two
of my sugar detox,

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and my body hates me.

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I feel like a brittle old lady.
Sorry, Marjorie.

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Apology accepted.

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[sighs] I've just been
so irritable lately,

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and I keep telling myself
everything's gonna be okay.

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I mean, I have a roof
over my head,

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I have a tennis court,
I have a heated pool,

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I have a home theater...Wrap it up,

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they're about to turn on you.

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I'm just saying,
I have what I need.

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But right now
I'd punch a third-grader

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for a Fruit Roll-Up.

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That's it.

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Who else would like to share?

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Tammy.Tammy, alcoholic.

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ALL: Hi, Tammy.Things are going really well.

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Bonnie and I are starting
a new business,

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and we're already converting
a garage into a granny flat.

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Which is a good solution
when you're living

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with a difficult elderly woman.

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Oh, sorry, Marjorie.

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Apology accepted.

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I'm just so grateful to Bonnie.

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She showed me a whole
new way of working.

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That's what makes us such...
such great partners,

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because she does things
I couldn't or wouldn't do.

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[laughs]

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Anyway, uh...

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Things are going great.

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Really great.
Um...

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I wish I had more to say,
but, um, I don't.

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[laughs]
So, it's just great. Thanks.

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[applause]

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Bonnie, alcoholic.
Tammy already shared my share.

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Our business is thriving
and I am amazing. [laughs]

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Just feels so good to have
finally found my calling.

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I was worried it wouldn't happen
before I kicked the bucket.

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Sorry, Marjorie.

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[chuckles]I'll share next.

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Do you have a rash?

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No, I'm great.It looks like you have hives.

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Are you stressed out
about something?

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I'm great. Can't you tell
when someone's great?

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Hey, just checking in.

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How's it going?
You done yet?

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Kidding.
Not kidding.

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It's awesome.
I went six inches smaller

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on the bathroom to give
your mother-in-law

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a little more closet space.

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Oh, great, more room for the
witch to hang her broomstick.

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[chuckles] You mentioned
she's challenging.

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I was thinking
we should do a skylight.

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She can keep track
of her flying monkeys

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without having to go outside.Ah.

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I've never done
a skylight before.

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What about the one
on your website?

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Oh, yeah.

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In the biz we call
those... roof peepers.Oh.

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Yeah, that's why I said
I'd never done one before.

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That's the only reason.

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So c-can you do that?

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I've done one before,

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I can do it again.[laughs]

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Also, I want her
to be cozy in here

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so she never comes in the house.

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Is there any way
you could do a fireplace,

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like this river rock one
you did?

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Why are you so obsessed
with my website?

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Are you okay?

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Oh, look at me.
Do I look okay?!

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I'm scratching my back
like a cartoon bear!

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Ew, you have hives.
Are you allergic to something?

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Lies, Arthur. I'm
allergic to lies.

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Bonnie lied to you and
I didn't correct her,

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which is almost like lying.

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And just now I
totally lied to you.

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I've never done a river rock
fireplace or a skylight.

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By the way, no one
calls them roof peepers.

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That was a total lie, too.

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But here's the truth: I'm
very good at what I do,

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I just don't have as much
experience as we said.

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[laughs]

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[whoops]

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God, I feel so much better.

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Honesty really is
the best policy.

252
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,566
Right?

253
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,004
No.

254
00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,789
I won't go higher than
$279 a square foot.

255
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,487
Smart move, Bob.

256
00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:38,403
'Cause we're gonna be busy and
that means you're gonna be busy.

257
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:42,320
Hey, I'm getting us
a great deal on vinyl flooring.

258
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,845
I told Arthur the truth
and we got fired.

259
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:47,891
Bob, I'm gonna call you back.

260
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,723
This phone cord
just saved your life.

261
00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,948
I can't believe
you got us fired.

262
00:10:00,991 --> 00:10:02,689
Why the hell would
you tell the truth?

263
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,213
I'm just not as comfortable
with lying as you are.

264
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,476
Well, you're not gonna get any
better if you don't practice.

265
00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:10,522
Do you hear yourself?
What is happening?

266
00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,915
God, you're such
a goody two-shoes.

267
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,961
You haven't changed
since we were in foster care.

268
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,267
You haven't, either. You bullied
me into doing bad stuff then,

269
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,486
and you're doing it again now.

270
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,009
I can't operate this way.

271
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,012
I don't want to be
sleazy and scammy.

272
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,449
Well, at least I'm not naive

273
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:27,061
and spineless and afraid
to stand up for myself.

274
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,802
I'm standing up
for myself right now.

275
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:31,674
You know what? Maybe us working
together isn't such a good idea.

276
00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:32,893
That's the first honest thing
you've said

277
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,677
since we started
this whole operation.

278
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,852
Good.
Then I guess we're done.

279
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,898
I guess we are!

280
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,467
[grunts] Damn,
I put this up really good.

281
00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,034
Just imagine I took it off,

282
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,732
threw it on the floor
and spit on it!

283
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,391
Honey, we can set
up the cookie table

284
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,698
if being around the treats
is too hard for you.

285
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,309
Oh, no. The bad part
of my sugar detox is over

286
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,659
and the good part's kicked in.

287
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:02,270
My head's clear,
my skin's clear, my pee's clear.

288
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:03,575
Everything's clear.

289
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,490
That sounds fantastic.
At least, I think it does.

290
00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:08,232
Wendy, does the pee thing
sound okay to you?

291
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,843
I'd have to see it.

292
00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,453
Well, I'm so proud of myself

293
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,368
I am this close
to showing it to you.

294
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,464
Have you two talked yet?

295
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,945
No, and I don't intend to
until she admits she's wrong.

296
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,947
So I guess this is
the rest of our lives.

297
00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:29,558
I can't handle this rift
between Bonnie and Tammy.

298
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,994
What happens at the Bistro?

299
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,040
What happens to our
happy little group?

300
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,259
Oh, sweetie, they just
need time to calm down.

301
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,479
It's gonna be fine.

302
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,612
[clears throat]

303
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,540
[shoe squeaks]

304
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,133
This is why I prefer cats.

305
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:28,660
[sighs]

306
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,706
[chuckles, mutters softly]

307
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,490
You okay over there?

308
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,231
Ah, not really.
[chuckles]

309
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,624
But I don't want this
to be awkward.

310
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,104
I know the person
I'm fighting with is your wife,

311
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:39,846
but don't worry, that's
out there, this is in here.

312
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,238
I appreciate that,

313
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,849
because I really
don't want to be in the middle.

314
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,328
Oh, I'm so glad we're on the
same page with our boundaries,

315
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,329
'cause I wouldn't
want to do anything

316
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,027
that makes you uncomfortable.

317
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,985
And I don't want to do anything
that makes you uncomfortable.

318
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,160
You're the best.
[chuckles]

319
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,860
Unlike your wife,
who's the worst.

320
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,341
Knew that wouldn't last.

321
00:12:57,385 --> 00:13:00,649
Okay, we can talk about it,
but let's set a timer.

322
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:03,173
And... go.

323
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,348
Okay, here's my question:

324
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,046
why does she have
to be the way she is?

325
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,438
Hold on.

326
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,876
Just adding more time.

327
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,747
Look...

328
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,663
I find that when
Bonnie does something that's...

329
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,798
Wrong? Bad? Evil?

330
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,800
Let-Let's say "iffy."

331
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,585
Rather than focus on
what she did, I step back

332
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:26,457
and think about
what she was trying to do.

333
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,808
And every time...

334
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:32,333
Almost every time...

335
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:35,423
her motives
are nothing but pure.

336
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,860
Almost nothing but pure.

337
00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,384
She's-she's acting out of love.

338
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,472
[blows raspberry]

339
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,952
I-I know for sure

340
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,867
that she didn't want
to hurt your business.

341
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,129
It meant everything to her.

342
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,044
And because of how much
she loves you,

343
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,612
and how much she wanted it
to succeed,

344
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,223
she didn't see the other stuff.

345
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,182
Yeah, but that's just
the thing, I can't lose sight

346
00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,793
of the other stuff,
not even for a minute.

347
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,882
I mean, I've been to prison
and I'm constantly terrified

348
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,449
I'm gonna go back.

349
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,669
Like, any time I hear a siren,
I just assume it's for me.

350
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,410
Even if it's on TV
and it's British.

351
00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,891
You know...
[imitates British siren]

352
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,199
Tammy, you've come
so far from that.

353
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,723
Yeah, but I-I'm afraid
if I do one dishonest thing,

354
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,986
I'm gonna get sucked
right back into that life.

355
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,466
Is that why you tell me
every single time

356
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,684
you take an onion ring?

357
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:21,034
Hey, it's a slippery slope,
my friend.

358
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,600
Today it's an onion ring,
tomorrow I'm knocking over

359
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,341
a boat dealership.

360
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,172
It's hard, because
my relationship with Bonnie

361
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,087
is so complicated.

362
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,784
In some ways
she's like a sister,

363
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,395
in others she's like a parent.

364
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,400
You know, when my dad
killed my mom, my...

365
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,837
[timer dings]Oh, well, back to work.

366
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,012
Uh, y-y...

367
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,448
Tammy, you can
finish your thought.

368
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,797
Nope, a boundary's a boundary.

369
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,060
I got to go change
the urinal cakes.

370
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,892
Well, Gus, I suppose
you're happy

371
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,024
this business didn't work out.

372
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,070
You've had your eye on
this room all along.

373
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,988
Any reason you need 350 pens?

374
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:03,903
Went a little crazy at Staples.

375
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,175
Chair, I'm gonna miss you
most of all.

376
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,092
Hey, there.

377
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,311
Maybe if I spin the other way
she'll disappear.

378
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:26,360
I just thought you might like
a sympathetic someone

379
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,014
to listen to your troubles.

380
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,929
I got to start
locking my front door.

381
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,410
You spent the entire meeting
looking out the window,

382
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,499
and even for you,
it was immature.

383
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,066
[snotty]:
Even for you, it was immature.

384
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:42,202
Guess driving over here
was a waste of gas.

385
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,726
I know you guys
think I'm bulletproof,

386
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,684
but I'm not, I do have feelings,

387
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,990
and Tammy hurt all of them.

388
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,819
She called me a
scammer and a liar.

389
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,299
And maybe that's all I am.

390
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,954
But now our business is done,
our friendship is done

391
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,738
and this conversation is done.

392
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218
I trust you can
see yourself out,

393
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,176
since you broke in
in the first place?

394
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,004
Good day.

395
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,093
Damn it, this chair is too good.

396
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:10,056
I think you lied
because, most of your life,

397
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,841
that was necessary for survival.

398
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:16,758
That level of hustle
served you for a long time.

399
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,456
As an abandoned child,
as a single mom,

400
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,371
but it's not
serving you anymore.

401
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:22,938
It's actually getting
in your way.

402
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,027
But it does serve me.
I got us a great job.

403
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,768
You know, we're not
up against sober,

404
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,248
rigorously honest contractors.

405
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,163
If we didn't play
as dirty as everyone else,

406
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,555
we'd never get anywhere.

407
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:35,342
Oh, that is a crock
of you-know-what.

408
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,344
You didn't even try

409
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,388
to do it differently.

410
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,347
You went straight
to your old ways.

411
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,046
Oh, Bonnie, you don't
need to trick anybody

412
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:46,135
into wanting to work with you.

413
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,269
You're perfectly capable
of landing jobs with integrity,

414
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:53,012
because you are a smart,
talented badass who--

415
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:56,754
and I'm not being sarcastic--
is great with people.

416
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,716
Okay, you can stay.

417
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,719
[thudding]

418
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,723
[grunts]

419
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,641
[knocking on door]

420
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,643
Who is it?It's Tammy.

421
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,645
When did you start
locking your front door?

422
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,995
Just something I'm trying.

423
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:24,347
Can you open it?

424
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,830
I'm not punishing you, but no.

425
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,268
All right, well,
I guess I'll start.

426
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,140
I don't like fighting with you.

427
00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:35,837
Nobody does.
I'm very good at it.

428
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,753
[grunts]

429
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,189
[panting]:
You know what?

430
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,322
I don't like
fighting with you, either.

431
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,281
Look...

432
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:49,068
you're the best friend
I've ever had,

433
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,331
and I put you in a position
where you had to lie,

434
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,202
and that wasn't fair.

435
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:57,250
Bottom line, our friendship
is worth more to me

436
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,774
than anything, and I'm sorry
I jeopardized that.

437
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,603
I... I love you.

438
00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,213
[panting]

439
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,259
I love you, too.Aah!

440
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,566
Uh...
[laughs]

441
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:10,872
I came in through the back door.

442
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,961
You know, most burglars
will think of that.

443
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:15,529
Here, you grab the top,
I'll grab the wheels.

444
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,444
Great... [grunts]I got... [grunts]

445
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,054
Geez.

446
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,447
Ah...

447
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,796
[sighs]

448
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,102
We do work well together.

449
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,233
[laughs]

450
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,800
I...

451
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,758
I'm sorry I screwed
everything up.

452
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,065
I'm willing to try again,

453
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,762
but we have to have
some ground rules.

454
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,286
Sure.

455
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:36,463
Okay, rule number one:
don't lie.

456
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,812
Number two...

457
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,292
No, there's just the one.

458
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,164
All right, here's mine.

459
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,688
Hug me.

460
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,037
[laughs softly]

461
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:48,649
And never sit in my chair again.

462
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:54,002
And being dishonest was all me.

463
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,004
Keep going.

464
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,833
We did not start this business
11 years ago.

465
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,922
In fact, at that time,
Tammy was in prison

466
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,707
and I was drunk
somewhere in South America.Too much. Too much.

467
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,623
God, you really have me
dancing on a wire here.

468
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,364
So, what do you think?
We good?

469
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,758
I don't know. I mean,
once trust is broken,

470
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,368
it's really hard
to get it back.

471
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:13,804
I'll throw in
a free skylight.

472
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:15,850
And I'll take your mother-in-law
to a two-hour lunch

473
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,547
once a week
until this project's finished.

474
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:20,333
Four hours twice a week,
and you have a deal.Done.

475
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,421
Wait, did you say prison?

476
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,813
No.

477
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,259
Pass the ketchup, partner.You got it, partner.

478
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,956
I told you
they'd work it out.

479
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,175
How's your soup, Lillian?

480
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:40,048
Carnegie Deli it's not.

481
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,833
I don't know, I like her.

482
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,835
Anybody save room for dessert?

483
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,663
Mmm. I'll take
a hot fudge sundae.

484
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,056
You told me
if you tried to order sugar,

485
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,927
I should say no.Oh, that's over.

486
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,451
Okay, but I'm not
giving the $20 back.

487
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:52,539
Anybody else?

488
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,323
Spoons all around.Like hell.

489
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,977
Bring them their own.

490
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,153
I thought you were
feeling great.

491
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,764
Oh! Never better.
But an unfortunate side effect

492
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:01,939
is I've lost five pounds,

493
00:20:01,983 --> 00:20:03,245
and it all came
from the balcony.

494
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,595
So, welcome back, sugar.[chuckles]

495
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,337
Smart.
A solid rack

496
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:10,383
will get you married.

497
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,908
Will you be my mom?

498
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,049
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