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You know what I miss?
Phone booths.

2
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Oh. Sing it, sister.

3
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When I was homeless,if you scored a phone booth,

4
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you were living the life.[chuckles softly]

5
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A door, a light, a shelf.

6
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It was the original
tiny house.

7
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[laughs loudly]

8
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Okay, not that funny.What's up with you?

9
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Oh, sorry. I just came back
from a hip-hop dance class.

10
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I've got endorphins coming
out my eyeballs.

11
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Ooh, where areyou taking it?

12
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At that place
called Hippity-Hoppity

13
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Dance Till You Droppity.

14
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I want to take class therejust for the name.

15
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Funny, that name makes me
want to cut my own feet off

16
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and never dance again.

17
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I'm going back tomorrow.
Why don't you come with me?

18
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A-five, six,seven, yes!

19
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It's okay to containsome of your excitement.

20
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I am![chuckles]

21
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[horn honks]

22
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Oh, look,
there's Tammy.

23
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And she seems to be
driving a Home Depot.

24
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Mixed emotions:embarrassed by Tammy,

25
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proud you knowwhat a Home Depot is.

26
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Oh. When I was drinking,

27
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I used to go to lots
of places by mistake.

28
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It's the only reason I
have a Costco membership.

29
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Hey, guys, I'm havinga little trouble parking.

30
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Can't imagine why.

31
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See, now,
if we had a phone booth,

32
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we could jump inside and
pretend we don't know her.

33
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[indistinct chatter]

34
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What ya gotgoing on there?

35
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Oh, I need to hold on to
the lumber when I make a turn,

36
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and I got a splinter.

37
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I'm gonna start wearing
gloves when I drive.

38
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That's your solution?

39
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Yeah, mittens would make it
too hard to change the radio.

40
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Or perhaps the time
has come to buy a truck.[sighs]

41
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Oh, she can't afforda truck.

42
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Whoa. Bonnie just said what
the voice in my head said

43
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at the exact same time.[chuckles]

44
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That means my voiceis in your head.

45
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That's a good thing.That saves lives.[chuckling]

46
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I bet you can afford it.You're very cheap--

47
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I-I mean frugal.

48
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I'm not sure I'm ready.

49
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I miss my red socks.

50
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Are you okay?

51
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Is she having a stroke?Do you smell toast?

52
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Wait, I smell toast.Am I having a stroke?

53
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No, we're in a diner.Carry on.

54
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She steals
my red socks

55
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and puts them on
the ends of 2x4s.

56
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So people can see them
sticking out of the car.

57
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If you don't say the whole
thing, I just sound crazy.

58
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You know, well, I thinkyou should go for it.

59
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Your businessis doing so well.

60
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Yeah, but I don't want
to be that cliché of a girl

61
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who makes a little money and
then blows it all on a truck.

62
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Tale as old as time.

63
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No harm ever came
from waiting.

64
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Oh, I disagree.

65
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I waited two years for Andy
to be ready to get married,

66
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and then he dumped me.

67
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Sure, I'm back out there
dating again,

68
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but Andy was a big ole waste
of my dwindling ovary time.

69
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Get the damn truck
before your dreams die.

70
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Sounds like you're still
holding on to some anger there.

71
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Why do you think I'm going
to dance class every day?

72
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I'm working it out to Dua Lipa.

73
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I don't know what that is,but I can't wait. [chuckles]

74
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[chuckles]

75
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Uh, Tam,

76
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some guy's walking
down the street

77
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with two pieces of wood
wearing socks.

78
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Uh, were they red?Mm.

79
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Oh, that cannot be
a coincidence.

80
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♪

81
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Oh, I'm in love!

82
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The club cab and
the half-ton bed,

83
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and it's the perfect color.

84
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Or is red slutty?

85
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On skirts, boots and bras, yes.

86
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On trucks, not so much.

87
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[scoffs] Waiting for him
to come back with an answer

88
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is worse than waiting
for the jury at my trial.

89
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I just want to buy it
and hit a drive-through

90
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as a first-time truck owner!

91
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I love your enthusiasm.

92
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Now shove it down.

93
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Shoving.

94
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Talked to my
sales manager.

95
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The price I quoted you is as lowas he'll let me go.

96
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Okey doke,
where do I sign?

97
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Uh, hold on a minute there,
champ.

98
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Vincent, is it? Yeah.

99
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I checked Blue Book, and if you
want to ask 20% over market,

100
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that's fine.
You deserve a living.

101
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But right now you're at 30%.

102
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So bring it down 2K or we walk.

103
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I would love to,
but my hands are tied.

104
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His hands are tied, Bon.

105
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I'm not hearing what
I want to hear, Vinny.

106
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And the Dodge dealership
down the street

107
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has one of those blow-up guys.

108
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Come on.

109
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,463
It's time to go.Oh.

110
00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:09,292
Ugh, now this is
exactly like my trial.[grunting]

111
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All right, the best I can do
without getting fired

112
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is to come down $1,500.

113
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I don't know.The red is a little slutty.

114
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$1,800.Throw in floor matsand we got a deal.

115
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Deal.TAMMY: Oh.

116
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That was
a roller coaster!

117
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All right,

118
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let's talk financing.

119
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This kid is just a handyman,

120
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so she's gonna need
some easy terms.

121
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No, no more negotiating.
My heart can't take it.

122
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[exhales] This is why I
don't watch Shark Tank.

123
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All right, I got all
the money right here.

124
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I'm so excited!

125
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I'm so excited for you!
[chuckles]

126
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How the [honk] does Tammy have that much money?

127
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Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight!

128
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♪ Tell me, baby

129
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♪ Do you like the way I move?

130
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♪ Come on, get your dance on

131
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♪ We can have as much fun

132
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♪ As you can possibly have

133
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[whoops]

134
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♪ With your pants on

135
00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,303
♪ We can have as much fun

136
00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:06,218
Let's go!♪ As you can possibly have

137
00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,351
♪ With your pants on.

138
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♪

139
00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,963
[song ends]

140
00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,008
[whoops]

141
00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,929
[keys jangle, lock clicks]

142
00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,105
[sputters]
What are you doing?

143
00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,107
Folding our laundry.

144
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I thought I'd help by getting
a load from the dryer.

145
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Huh, that's very sweet.
And I hesitate to say this

146
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'cause I'd like it
to happen again,

147
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but these are
not our clothes.

148
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Then how did my undershirts
get in here?

149
00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,686
Yes, Adam, you're the
only man in the world

150
00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,297
who wears medium, white
Fruit of the Loom T-shirts.

151
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,603
Tammy get the truck?

152
00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,039
She did, she did.

153
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Great. Can't waitto see it.

154
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Paid for the whole thing
in cash.

155
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Smart move.You're missing the point.

156
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Our friend who just spent seven
years in prison for robbery

157
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paid for a truck
entirely in cash.

158
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Aren't you wondering
where she got it?

159
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,269
[chuckles]:
No.Yeah.

160
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You also didn't wonder
why this was in our laundry,

161
00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,143
so you're not a
reliable wonderer.

162
00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:03,275
I can't believe
you're suggesting

163
00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,842
that Tammy stole the money.

164
00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,149
Either she's a criminal or
she's doing better than I am.

165
00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,151
I'm more comfortable
with the first one.

166
00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:10,195
[sighs] Well,
I got bad news for you.

167
00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,545
She didn't steal it.

168
00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,329
She's been
working hard.

169
00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,244
She does an eight-hour day
as a handyman,

170
00:06:15,287 --> 00:06:17,725
then works a full shift
at the bar.

171
00:06:17,768 --> 00:06:18,943
She's earned it.

172
00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:20,728
Oh.

173
00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:23,948
Are you disappointed?

174
00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,428
Of course not.
She's my friend.

175
00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,256
I'm happy she's doing well.

176
00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:30,172
Well, not happy, but I'm working
very hard to tolerate it.

177
00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:31,478
So you're jealous.

178
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I am not!

179
00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,350
Old Bonnie got jealous.

180
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New Bonnie
is adjusting to the fact

181
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that her friend
who just got out of prison

182
00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,268
is making more money than
either Bonnie could ever make.

183
00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:41,444
Well, I'm glad
you're not jealous.

184
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Me, too.

185
00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,056
New Bonnie is gonna
return this laundry,

186
00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,580
including this
very cute blouse

187
00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,711
that Old Bonnie would've kept

188
00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,321
'cause the color
makes her eyes pop.

189
00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,469
Bad, Old Bonnie. Bad.

190
00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:12,649
Hmm. This ride
is surprisingly smooth

191
00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:14,564
for a vehicle made
in this country.

192
00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,827
Ooh, I'm about to make
a turn. Listen to this.

193
00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:19,047
[turn signal clicking]

194
00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,527
Isn't that click awesome?

195
00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:23,225
It's got a strong beat.
You could almost dance to it.

196
00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,227
Oh, I bet you could,
bless your heart.

197
00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:26,446
[chuckles softly]

198
00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,405
Tammy, when you think
of how far you've come

199
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,147
in such a short time,
it's a miracle.

200
00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:34,323
I mean, sure, I've seen people
come into the program

201
00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:38,153
and turn their lives around,
but not with the speed you have.

202
00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,894
[chuckles]: Ooh.

203
00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,635
My tushy is toasty.

204
00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:45,029
Seat warmers. I turned 'em on
while you were praising me.

205
00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,118
From jail
to seat warmers.

206
00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:50,861
Now, there's the speechyou give at local high schools.[chuckles]

207
00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,820
Maybe I should get a truck.

208
00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:55,039
Why do you need a truck?

209
00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,519
This is America.

210
00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,478
You don't have to need
things to buy them.

211
00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,131
What would you
use it for?

212
00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,829
Well, truck detectives,

213
00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,439
I am a building manager.

214
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,007
I have oversized things in my
life that need to be hauled.

215
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,922
If I wanted a truck,
I could get one.

216
00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,837
Not in all cash.
Adam would have to help

217
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,840
and we'd have to cancel Hulu
and stop buying name-brand soup.

218
00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:15,190
Can we please just
change the subject?

219
00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,061
Sure thing. Hey, check out
my new sound system.

220
00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,976
[rock music playing]If I turn the bass
all the way up,

221
00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,065
it feels like you're
getting a foot massage.

222
00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,241
♪

223
00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:24,895
Put on
a hip-hop station,

224
00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,549
you'll see
a whole new side of Wendy.

225
00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,551
[chuckling]

226
00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,121
This just in:

227
00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:36,037
I am jealous of Tammy.

228
00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,821
Super-duper jealous.

229
00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,214
No. Really?

230
00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,607
Good news is,

231
00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,870
Old Bonnie would've
"accidentally" dumped coffee

232
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,436
all over
Tammy's warm, buttery seats.

233
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,265
But New Bonnie bit her tongue
so hard it bled a little.

234
00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,137
Huh? Give it up.

235
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,965
[chuckles]:
For what,

236
00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,140
acting like a human?

237
00:08:52,183 --> 00:08:53,663
Yeah. Come on. Gimme.

238
00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,579
You don't get a parade
for just being a decent person.

239
00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,888
Then what's the point
of being a decent person?!

240
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,244
Where's Tammy? She's
supposed to be helping.

241
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,159
She got a phone call
about a job.

242
00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,291
A job? What job?
She got another job?

243
00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,946
Yeah. Her first full kitchen.

244
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,080
Cabinets, cupboards,
floors, appliances...

245
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,343
Yeah, I know
what a kitchen is.

246
00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:24,433
Marjorie, quick and dirty:
where's my cash and prizes?

247
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,609
What?I've been sober longer,

248
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:29,046
but Tammy's having all
the success. What gives?

249
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,875
Well, first of all,
staying sober doesn't guarantee

250
00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,311
money and success.

251
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,661
Hang that on the door.

252
00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,445
It'll be a lot easier
to find a seat in here.

253
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,839
[sighs] You could look
at it this way:

254
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:41,581
your cash and prizes
are being in a healthy marriage

255
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,844
and repairing your relationship
with your daughter.

256
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:47,195
Ugh, I'd rather have
actual cash and prizes.

257
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,850
Would you?

258
00:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,374
I would.

259
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,246
Being around Tammy makes
me feel like a loser,

260
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,031
which makes me feel
like a bad friend,

261
00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:59,250
which makes me feel like
I haven't changed at all,

262
00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:01,122
which makes me
feel like a loser.

263
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,254
It's a vicious cycle
that could easily end

264
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,300
if Tammy would just
stop doing well.

265
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,954
We get into trouble

266
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,347
when we compare ourselves
with other people.

267
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,001
"Compare and despair."

268
00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:13,700
Ooh, it rhymed.
It must be true.

269
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:16,485
Why don't you
just keep acting

270
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,879
like you're happy for her,
and eventually,

271
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,315
your feelings may catch up.

272
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:22,447
Doesn't rhyme,
not doing it.

273
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,582
Hey. I can't wait
for dance class.

274
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,541
I bought a hat
so I can do this.

275
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:33,110
Oh. I didn't think
you'd want to go back.

276
00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,808
Why? 'Cause I suck at it?

277
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:36,418
Well, I wasn't gonna
say it like that, but...

278
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,768
those are the words.

279
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,596
That doesn't matter.
It was fun.

280
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,120
Well, how can it be fun
if you're not good at it?

281
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,426
It's almost more fun.

282
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:46,428
Like when a movie's
so bad, it's good.

283
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,257
I had Snakes on a Plane
level fun in that class.

284
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,562
Oh, that is not how I roll.

285
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,260
If I'm not great at
something, I'm out.

286
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,915
One time I took a ceramics
class, had a little trouble

287
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:58,179
in the first few minutes, and
faked appendicitis and left.

288
00:10:58,222 --> 00:10:59,746
That's so sad.

289
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:00,921
I was faking.

290
00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:05,490
I just mean you miss out
on a lot of life that way.

291
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,059
Mm. If that was supposed
to be a pep talk,

292
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,279
that's something else
she sucks at.

293
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,195
I got it.
I got the job.

294
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,805
That's wonderful, honey.

295
00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,241
Yay!

296
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,373
There's a
problem, though.

297
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:19,940
Finally.

298
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,116
It starts Monday, so
I have to finish the job

299
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,508
I'm on in the
next two days.

300
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,988
Who knows when
I'll sleep again?

301
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,948
Say what you will about
cocaine-- it was helpful.

302
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:31,560
Well, sleep deprivation
and power tools don't sound

303
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:32,909
like a good combo.

304
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,824
Maybe there's somebody
who could help you.

305
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,740
Ow! I-I sure would
like to help you.

306
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,569
Really?Why would I say it
if I didn't mean it?

307
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,572
Awesome. I'll pick
you up at 6:00 a.m.Keeps getting better!

308
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,574
And you only have to call
me "boss" if you want to.

309
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,880
Ah.

310
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,447
I hope you never get any
of your red socks back.

311
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,933
This is gonna be
some pantry.

312
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,848
I hope one day
I make enough money

313
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:00,763
that my cereal can have
its own bedroom.

314
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,983
I'm worried
we're running behind.

315
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,985
Did you finish that shelf
for the microwave?

316
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,204
I'm working as fast
as I can, boss.

317
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,684
Sorry. I'm stressed.
It's just that

318
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,208
I'm losing money on this gig.
I totally underbid it.

319
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:13,297
Why would you do that?

320
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,038
well, my thought was,
if I do jobs on the cheap,

321
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,040
and people like my work, they'll
recommend me to other people,

322
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,563
and I'll get more jobs.

323
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,913
Where you'll lose more money.

324
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,306
That does seem
to be the way it's going, yes.

325
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,569
Well, go tell the client
it's gonna cost more money.

326
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,789
I don't want to be that guy.Really?

327
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,530
'Cause I lovebeing that guy.

328
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:29,966
I'll tell you what.

329
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,012
You finish this,
I'll go talk to the client.

330
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,492
Okay, but please be nice.

331
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,059
Ugh. I'm always nice.

332
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,975
No, you're not, which is why
I'm saying, "Please be nice."

333
00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,547
Look-- it's a bowl!

334
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:49,333
Now it's a plate. [whoops]

335
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,292
I don't know how I let you
talk me into doing this again.

336
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,512
I suck at it,
and I'm getting all dirty.

337
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,254
Can you get appendicitis twice?

338
00:12:57,298 --> 00:13:00,127
You know, this class is an hour,
whether you have fun or not.

339
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,738
And I'm just saying,
this is a lot of muss and fuss

340
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,523
for something I can buy
at Crate & Barrel.

341
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,308
Jill, get over yourself.

342
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,353
You're not gonna beperfect at it.Ugh.

343
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:11,878
Just enjoy the damn process.

344
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,794
Fine, but mostly 'cause
you're my ride.

345
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,883
[thudding]

346
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,798
[laughs]

347
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,712
[both laughing]

348
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,931
Oh, shut up.

349
00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:25,369
Here. Now give me a "whoo."

350
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,632
Don't push it.

351
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,855
Can I say "thank you"
one more time?

352
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,640
Thank you. Thank you,
thank you, thank you.

353
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:36,816
Sorry, that was four.

354
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,208
I'm just so excited.

355
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,601
Because of you,
I'm gonna actually

356
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,559
make a profit on this job,
and I've got a new truck,

357
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,431
and another big job
lined up after this.

358
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,955
[inhales sharply]
Everything's coming up Tammy.

359
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:50,046
It's almost too much good luck
for one person to have.

360
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:53,441
They should make a movie
about my miraculous turnaround.

361
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,835
It could be called
Everything's Coming Up Tammy.

362
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,185
Well, I'd sure
see that movie.

363
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:01,144
Oh. Damn it!
Oh, my God.

364
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,016
I just spilled coffee
all over your new truck.

365
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,366
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so, so sorry.

366
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,368
I swear it was an accident.

367
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,456
Of course it was an accident.

368
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,066
Why would you do that
on purpose?

369
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,764
Because deep down,
I'm a terrible person!

370
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,203
And really,
it's not even that deep down.

371
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,771
Uh, what are you
talking about?

372
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,122
I have been so jealous of you

373
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,775
ever since you got this truck,

374
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,647
and you keep getting
these amazing jobs,

375
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,910
and-and... and I don't want

376
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,260
to say "everything's coming up
Tammy" again,

377
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,262
but everything's
coming up Tammy!

378
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,700
This is so weird.

379
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,485
I've always been
so jealous of you.

380
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,704
Well, that's the way I liked it.

381
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,664
Bonnie, I'm still
jealous of you.

382
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,536
I mean, you're
savvy and fearless

383
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,712
and smart in a way
I could never be.

384
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,149
Oh!

385
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,672
Now you're making me feel good
about myself.

386
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,761
You're even a better friend
than I am.

387
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,545
Stop making it
a competition.

388
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:57,070
Look, we both have
different strengths.

389
00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,160
I mean, the way you negotiate--
I could never do that.

390
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,901
Yeah, I am pretty amazing.

391
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,034
[both laugh]

392
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,995
I'm sorry
I got so jealous.

393
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,344
I guess it makes sense.

394
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,216
You're the closest thing
I have to a sister.

395
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:16,089
Aw, I feel the
exact same way.

396
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,004
Hey, could you grab some
napkins out of the glove box?

397
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,180
Yeah, I'm getting
a little emotional, too.

398
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,922
Actually, I need you to clean up
that coffee before it sets in.

399
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,054
Yes, yes. On it.Mm-hmm.

400
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,187
Blot, don't rub.

401
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,851
Hey, Jill. What's going on?

402
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,376
Hey. Please excuse
my appearance, but I knew

403
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,726
if I didn't say this right away,
I would never say it at all.

404
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,947
I've always believed

405
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,950
that if something wasn't
perfect, it's a failure.

406
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,474
You know that stupid thing
people say

407
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,650
about the joy being
in the journey?

408
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,392
Well, it turns out,
it's kind of true.

409
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:03,092
You and I weren't
a big, fat failure

410
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,790
just because we didn't end up
in a big, fat wedding.

411
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,357
Jill, I-I...I promise

412
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,273
I'm almost done.
I just need to get this out.

413
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,974
You were my first
sober relationship.

414
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:20,675
We shared a lot
of beautiful memories together,

415
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:24,984
and I can actually remember
'em all because I wasn't high.

416
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,030
I just wanted you to know

417
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,207
that I'm okay with what happened
between us.

418
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:34,167
And I want you to have this
to remember me by.

419
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,125
Huh.

420
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,301
Think I was supposed to put that
in some kind of special oven,

421
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,303
but I skipped that step.

422
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,437
You were in pottery class.

423
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,178
Thought your
gardener quit again.

424
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,657
Oh. [laughs] No.

425
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,182
I mean, well, he did,
but that's not what this is.

426
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:52,185
Thanks.

427
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,188
And, uh, yeah, for
what it's worth,

428
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,364
I-I-I... I think I messed up.

429
00:16:57,407 --> 00:17:00,149
You know, I-I... I knew
you wanted to get married

430
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,413
and start a family, and
I wasn't sure I was ready.

431
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,069
And, um... I'm-I'm just...

432
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,680
I'm-I'm really sorry
I wasted your time.

433
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:12,205
No, but that's the thing.

434
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,600
None of it was a waste.

435
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,081
Well, it wasn't
for me, either.

436
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:25,218
Okay. Well, you take
care of yourself.

437
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,828
Mm. You, too.

438
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,351
And thanks for the bowl.

439
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:30,092
Ah, shoot.Oh, no!

440
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,834
Oh, wait.
Now it's a planter.Ah.

441
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:35,184
[both laugh]

442
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,667
[door closes]

443
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,714
Mm.Mm. [gasps]

444
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,151
Come on! Come on!

445
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,891
It's not a funeral march!
Step it up!

446
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,633
I don't get what
the hoopla is.

447
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,636
We've all seen the truck. Whoo,
whoo, shiny, shiny. I'm hungry.

448
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,117
Humor them,
we'll get to lunch faster.

449
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,467
Okay, we have
an announcement to make.

450
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,991
Uh, do you want to say it?No, you say it.

451
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,341
BONNIE:
I think you should say it.

452
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,646
Uh, this is not getting
us to lunch faster.

453
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:03,952
TAMMY: You go.No, you go. You go.

454
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,127
For God's sake,
somebody go.

455
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
Tammy and I are...

456
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,870
BOTH:
Going into business together!

457
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,176
Good for you guys!That's great.

458
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,221
You are gonna
be awesome!

459
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,049
Doing what,
exactly?

460
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,572
Construction! Well,
I'm gonna handle

461
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,270
the hammering and
nailing part,

462
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:18,836
and she's gonna handle
the businessy part.

463
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,969
We figure together,
we'll be unstoppable!

464
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,363
So, presenting...

465
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,147
WENDY:
That's great!

466
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,279
MARJORIE:
Oh, I love it.

467
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:29,151
Um, did you guys say
that name out loud

468
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,110
before you put it
on a big old magnet?

469
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,242
What's wrong
with "TamBon"?

470
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,766
Aw, crap!I still don't hear...

471
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:36,767
Oh, I just got it.

472
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,298
All right, let's spitball
new names for our business.

473
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,473
What's the first thing
that comes to you

474
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,474
off the top of your head?

475
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,736
Chicks With Drills.

476
00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,520
Okay, what's the second?

477
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,869
Chicks With Power Drills.

478
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,568
Getting stuck
on a theme here.

479
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,222
Ladies Who Lumber?

480
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,224
Sounds like we walk slow.

481
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,616
Working Girls?

482
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,140
I feel like we're gonna
get a lot of calls

483
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,186
for the wrong thing. Mm...

484
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,493
Boy, Hippity Hoppity
Build Till You Droppity

485
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,842
is sounding better and better.

486
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:10,410
Gonna need a big magnet, though.Yeah.

487
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,239
How about
"Two Gals Who Like Wood"?

488
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,590
I like it.

489
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,897
Let me google it
to see if anyone's using it.

490
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,986
[both gasp loudly]