1 00:00:02,437 --> 00:00:04,004 I need some advice. 2 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,005 About what? 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,616 Doesn't matter, just go. 4 00:00:07,659 --> 00:00:09,052 Never play poker with a man 5 00:00:09,096 --> 00:00:10,271 named after a city. 6 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,229 Where were you 25 years ago 7 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,405 when Toledo Tony cleaned me out? 8 00:00:14,449 --> 00:00:15,928 You know, it helps 9 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,582 if you're more specific about these things. 10 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,542 Okay, fine. There is something that's been driving me crazy 11 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,848 forever, and I haven't complained about it because, 12 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,937 you know, healthy, bigger, better person. 13 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:28,941 But my husband owns a bar and I'm a recovering alcoholic. 14 00:00:28,985 --> 00:00:31,596 And here's his non-alcoholic drink menu: 15 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,078 coffee, water and lemonade from a powder. 16 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,645 And yes, that's a real menu. 17 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,734 He actually printed that up. 18 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,605 So here's what I need to know from you: 19 00:00:40,649 --> 00:00:42,825 why doesn't he love me? 20 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,957 Evel Knievel 21 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,090 couldn't make the leap you just did. 22 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,744 It's not a leap. 23 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,267 Why can't he put some thought into it? 24 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:51,703 Why don't you put some thought into it? 25 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,966 Why don't youput some thought into it? 26 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:55,707 You're a creative person, 27 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,666 you certainly have some experience with drinking, 28 00:00:57,709 --> 00:00:59,276 why don't you come up with something 29 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,669 and see if he'll put it on the menu? 30 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,584 Well, when you decide to give up therapy, 31 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:05,369 might I suggest Girl Scouts leader? 32 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,893 Someday, I'm gonna write a paper on you. 33 00:01:07,937 --> 00:01:10,766 But not until I'm ready to be famous. 34 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:12,463 You're cranky. Does that mean 35 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,378 you're still not having sex with anyone? 36 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:17,077 I have a person I speak to about these things, 37 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,861 and it's not you. 38 00:01:18,904 --> 00:01:21,124 Wait. You have a therapist? 39 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,821 All therapists have therapists. 40 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,302 So if you have a therapist and your therapist 41 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,652 has a therapist and that therapist has a therapist, 42 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:30,133 that means everybody in the world has a therapist, 43 00:01:30,177 --> 00:01:32,135 and that means that I will be someone's therapist, 44 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,268 so you should really be paying me. 45 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,272 How am I the one who's still single? 46 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:40,926 [scoffs] I knew it. 47 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:43,015 ♪ 48 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,851 I've got carrot, beet,turmeric for Jill. 49 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,853 Oh, that's me. 50 00:01:54,897 --> 00:01:55,941 Trevor? 51 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:57,334 Hey, Jill. 52 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,815 Oh, God, why now? 53 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,340 Hey! 54 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:04,646 Oh, pardon my appearance. 55 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,822 I just... I just ran five miles. 56 00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:09,477 Oh, what a coinky-dink-- I just ran six. 57 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,480 Really? Did a professionalmakeup artist run alongside you? 58 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,046 Oh! [laughs] 59 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,526 Oh, aren't you sweet? 60 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,224 So how you been? 61 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,008 Good, good. Yeah, in fact, 62 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,836 I was thinking about you last week. 63 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:21,837 Do tell. 64 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,579 Well, my allergies flared up. 65 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,929 And, uh, it was just a lot of sneezing. 66 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:27,930 [sniffles] 67 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,671 Really moist. 68 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:32,064 And the Kleenex box cover that you gave me, 69 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:35,111 uh, really turned it into a positive experience. 70 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,200 Oh, and here I thought the only people 71 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:38,854 would be using that was your patients. 72 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,030 No, my nose is constantly running. 73 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,380 I ruin a lot of sleeves. 74 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:46,209 Hey, how about we change the subject? 75 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:48,864 Kale smoothiewith lady boost for Trevor? 76 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,301 Subject changed. 77 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,782 I'm low in iron and folic acid. 78 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,958 Why should you gals have all the fun, huh? 79 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,220 [laughs] 80 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:58,830 Well, your secret's safe with me. 81 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,572 It's funny, 'cause I'm usually the one keeping the secrets. 82 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:03,400 [short chuckle] 'Cause of my work. 83 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,750 Oh, you must have some good ones. 84 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:07,230 Oh, I really do. 85 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,318 [laughs] 86 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,408 Oh, you want me to tell you. 87 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:13,193 No, I can't do that. 88 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:15,586 Although I would be way more fun at parties if I could. 89 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:16,935 [both laugh] 90 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,502 Oh. 91 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,330 Well, I should get going. 92 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:22,114 I was just about to say that. 93 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,768 Sure you were.No, no, no, really. 94 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,727 I-I say that all the time. 95 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,120 Here, allow me. 96 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,687 It's the other push. 97 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,126 There's that ladyboost kicking in. 98 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:37,173 Just don't burst into tears on me. 99 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,482 Okay, mocktail number one. 100 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,788 This one has cold brew coffee, a little maple syrup, 101 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,790 vanilla bean and grated cinnamon. 102 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:46,965 That sounds great. 103 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,880 Oh, wait, wait. 104 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:51,013 Oh, I love that sound. 105 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,232 Remember whip-its? 106 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:56,410 Neither do I-- they kill a lot of brain cells. 107 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,370 Bonnie, this is terrific. 108 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,723 I like it. 109 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,553 Okay, that's a thumbs up on Sunday Funday. 110 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:10,902 Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,948 Next we have the Sparkly Pony. 112 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,863 Ooh! 113 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:15,994 Smells a little weird. 114 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,169 Awfully picky for someone 115 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,302 who used to drink toilet wine. 116 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,304 Please note the edible glitter on the rim. 117 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:22,653 Hmm. 118 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,741 Mmm! 119 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,221 I love it. 120 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,006 So do I, but I'm much too manly to admit it. 121 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,834 Yeah, you are. 122 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:31,358 You got a little glitter on your lip. 123 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,796 [whoops] Two for two. 124 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,625 This one... I call 125 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:38,843 the Wishbone. 126 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:40,758 Taste it before I tell you what's in it, 127 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,326 but I'm pretty sure this is the home run. 128 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,589 [chuckles] 129 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,112 What the hell? 130 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,897 That is nasty! [gags] 131 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,942 Maybe I put in too much turkey broth. 132 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:51,943 What?! 133 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,336 It's a riff on Thanksgiving. 134 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,772 There's broth, cranberry juice, 135 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,165 sage and muddled pumpkin. 136 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,688 I think you've got a muddled pumpkin. 137 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,864 [laughs]If you don't fly close to the sun, 138 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,431 you'll never get there. 139 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,085 Well, you're two-thirds of a whacked-out genius, 140 00:05:03,128 --> 00:05:04,478 'cause those are great. 141 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,523 Seriously, keep going and we'll have a whole menu. 142 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:09,526 You mean it?Yeah, just nothing else meat-based. 143 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:11,398 Aw, so that's a no on the bacon gimlet. 144 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,225 Actually, I'd like to try that. 145 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,357 It's called the Piglet. 146 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:16,577 Make it right now. 147 00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,188 This is nice. 148 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,233 We never have lunch, just the two of us. 149 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,713 It is nice. 150 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:23,845 I have a problem. 151 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,847 I had a feeling. 152 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:26,978 You know how sometimes you think you shouldn't 153 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:28,153 do something, but the universe is 154 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,720 telling you that you should? 155 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,853 Isn't it smarter just to listen to the universe? 156 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:34,856 How about you listen to what's in your heart? 157 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,423 Yeah, well, my heart says it wants me 158 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,642 to go out with Bonnie's therapist. 159 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:41,384 Your heart is out of its mind. 160 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:43,560 Didn't Bonnie make it very clear 161 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,693 that she's not comfortable with that? 162 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,391 Yeah, but I ran into him at my juice place the other day, 163 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,089 and he was sweaty and kind of goofy, 164 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:53,962 but for some reason, I can't stop thinking about him. 165 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:57,139 I had a BLT yesterday I can't stop thinking about. 166 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,880 Doesn't mean I should date it. 167 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,838 Taylor, what do you think? 168 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,797 I think Bonnie needs a therapist more than you need a man. 169 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,886 Now would you two order already? 170 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,934 Bonnie Plunkett is ruining my life. 171 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:12,328 How so this week? 172 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,287 Keeping in mind that our session is only 90 minutes. 173 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:17,899 The planets have aligned for me 174 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,031 in a way they never have before. 175 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:22,773 A lovely, sophisticated, kind, generous woman 176 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:25,602 has taken a liking to me, but I can't pursue it 177 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,387 because she's Bonnie's friend. 178 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:29,563 It's a clear ethical violation. 179 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,739 But she's so hot! 180 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,394 You didn't mention "hot." 181 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:36,439 But no. 182 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,224 But no one like her has ever been attracted to me before. 183 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:41,531 She was definitely head cheerleader. 184 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,881 My only friend was a gifted ten-year-old 185 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,754 taking a bunch of AP classes. 186 00:06:46,797 --> 00:06:48,320 You're angry. 187 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,366 He was my only friend. 188 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,064 I wasn't his. 189 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:56,154 I mean because you feel like you don't have choices. 190 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,155 I don't. 191 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,809 But you do. 192 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:03,423 You could choose to take this as a positive affirmation 193 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:06,730 of your appeal to the fairer sex and move on. 194 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,429 Or you can choose the cheerleader, 195 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:12,083 quit your job and blow your life up. 196 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,868 You know I'm not gonna do that. 197 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:16,653 And why is that? 198 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,699 Because I really care about my work 199 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:21,092 and the people that I treat. 200 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,574 Including Bonnie Plunkett. 201 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:27,185 Which is why you're choosing not to date her friend. 202 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,318 As long as Bonnie's your patient, 203 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,928 it's completely off the table. 204 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:33,061 She's gonna be my patient forever. 205 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:34,410 We all have one of those. 206 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,934 [Trevor chuckling] 207 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,414 Hey! 208 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,332 Adam put the new drinks on the menu right away. 209 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,900 And people love them. They're a hit. 210 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,380 And that makes me feel like people love me and I'm a hit. 211 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,295 And you know who I have to thank for that? 212 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:51,471 Me. 213 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:57,346 I'm the one who said I need to find a new purpose in life. 214 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,914 God, I felt so stuck 215 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,133 when I first came here, and now I'm so productive. 216 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,831 I'm so happy for you, Bonnie. 217 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:06,050 Well, hang onto your happiness hat, 218 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,052 'cause you may be out $35 a week. 219 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,184 What? 220 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,186 I don't think I need therapy anymore. 221 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,537 Go on. 222 00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:16,713 I'm serious-- I just needed a little confidence. 223 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,541 And now there's nothing stopping me. 224 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:21,326 I can feel in my bones my career is on the way. 225 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,633 And I'm gonna grab it and have a meteoric rise. 226 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,679 And, you know, Adam is gonna be so proud of me 227 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,245 when they're bottling my mocktails 228 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,725 and selling them in supermarkets. 229 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,945 Until he starts resenting me for outshining him, 230 00:08:30,988 --> 00:08:32,903 which is ridiculous because I've done nothing 231 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:34,514 but show up for him and his bar, 232 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,951 but now that I make more money than he does, I'm the enemy? 233 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,475 Because I'll just be reminding him of his personal failures. 234 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,259 And he won't be able to take it, so he'll leave. 235 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:43,000 And without him, I'm lost and alone 236 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,002 and I'll never be happy again. 237 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,135 I think I need to come twice a week. 238 00:08:49,093 --> 00:08:50,660 How's Thursday? 239 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:51,574 Can't do Thursday. 240 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,592 Spinach, cucumber, cayenne pepper. 241 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,072 And, no, I did not just have one. 242 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,464 [panting]: Jill. 243 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:14,597 What? 244 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,600 Twice in one week. 245 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,210 What are the odds? 246 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,604 I minored in statistics-- they're very low. 247 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:24,085 Ah, well, we got to stop bumping into each other like this. 248 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,653 [laughing]: We really do. Goodbye. 249 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,568 Wait, you just got here. 250 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,832 I left my wallet at home. 251 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,137 Well, I can spot you. 252 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,269 Oh, no, no. 253 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,705 They barely respect me here as it is. 254 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,621 If a woman pays for my lady boost, I'm finished. 255 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,318 Goodbye. 256 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,236 This is a fire code violation. 257 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,762 Isn't he so hot? 258 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:54,898 You look great-- why are you so dressed up? 259 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:58,075 I was told to expect a Sex and the Cityvibe. 260 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:01,035 You know, it's still just a bar with barrels for tables. 261 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,038 Look at us. 262 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,866 Out at a bar, martini glasses in hand, 263 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,694 but we're not drinking, so we won't wake up tomorrow 264 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,478 with soul-crushing regret 265 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,262 or our mug shots on the news. 266 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:12,829 [laughs]Who needs another round? 267 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,091 I do. 268 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,571 I don't have five hands. Tammy, help me out. 269 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,442 Mm, sure, I love waitressing on my night off. 270 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,228 I'm gonna hit the ladies' room. 271 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,057 This little piglet has to go "wee, wee, wee." [chuckles] 272 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,233 You know, like the toe thing for kids. 273 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,365 We got it, sweetheart. 274 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:32,153 Hey. Real quick, while Bonnie's not here, 275 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:35,330 um, I ran into Trevor again, accidentally on purpose. 276 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:36,810 Well, which one was it? 277 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,203 Accidentally for him, on purpose for me. 278 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,857 [chuckling] 279 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,990 Oh, save the judgy face. 280 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:44,295 He blew me off. 281 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688 Oh, regardless, Jill. 282 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,342 You're just trying to see how close you can get 283 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,692 to doing something wrong without doing something wrong. 284 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,085 And you know what I call that? 285 00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,217 Doing something wrong. 286 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,306 Adam says these are on the house, 287 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:56,656 but I disagree, so you can give me 288 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,048 your money directly. 289 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,007 Why is everything always about you? 290 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,182 What's your problem? 291 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,705 I finally found a guy I want to be with, 292 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,011 and you won't let me. 293 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,186 Well, unless it's my husband, 294 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,361 I don't know what you're talking about. 295 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,710 [scoffs] I don't want your husband. 296 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,364 I want your therapist. 297 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,279 Oh. You sure you don't want Adam? 298 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,759 I mean, no offense to Trevor. 299 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:15,500 He's cute in a "won't you be my neighbor" kind of way. 300 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,676 If you want to go out with Trevor, 301 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,677 go out with him. 302 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,200 But you said he's off-limits. 303 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,028 Yeah, but that was before I knew you were doodling, 304 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,551 "Mrs. Jill... 305 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,858 whatever-his-last-name-is" in your notebook. 306 00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:27,034 You don't know your therapist's last name? 307 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,905 I barely know your last name. 308 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,907 The point is, if you don't like 309 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,170 where I stand on something, ask me again the next day. 310 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,085 Thanks to menopause, I will have either forgotten 311 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,434 or changed my mind. 312 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:38,219 You mean it? 313 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,873 Of course I do. You're my friend. 314 00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,265 I want what's best for you. 315 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,660 That's very generousof you.It is. 316 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,794 BT dubs, everybody at this table owes me $8.50, 317 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,447 and I haven't heard my Venmo ding. 318 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,713 [sighs] 319 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:54,844 You were right. 320 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,106 I don't like to read. 321 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,107 [door opens] 322 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,456 [grunts] 323 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,024 Hey, babe. Hey. 324 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:03,461 You and the ladies seemed to have fun tonight. 325 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,073 By the way, were you the one who left a note 326 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,205 in the tip jar that said, "Comb your hair"? 327 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,903 What? No. [chuckles] 328 00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,818 But now that a complete stranger said it, 329 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,689 why not give it a try? 330 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,996 Anyway, it was cool having you guys there. 331 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,867 Yeah, we might make "not-drinking" at your bar 332 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,129 a regular Tuesday thing. 333 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:20,609 I love it when you're happy. 334 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:21,610 I am. 335 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:22,916 Mwah. 336 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,831 Although...Oh, boy. 337 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,399 Jill said something to me that didn't bother me 338 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:31,272 at the time, but I'm starting to realize it enrages me. 339 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:32,926 She wants to date Trevor. 340 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:34,971 That's weird. 341 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,233 Right? 342 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,452 My best friend and my therapist are gonna be 343 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:38,975 talking about me during sex. 344 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,934 [stammers] You really think that's gonna happen? 345 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:43,023 I talk about me during sex. Why wouldn't they? 346 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,329 Aren't you jumping the gun a little bit? 347 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,896 They haven't even gone on a date yet. 348 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,550 Well, things don't have to actually happen 349 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,334 for me to be upset about them. 350 00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:52,380 That's why I stopped telling you about my dreams. 351 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:54,077 Why don't you call Jill 352 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,687 and find a way to work it out together? 353 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,515 That sounds rational. 354 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,604 Probably why it feels wrong. 355 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,736 Can we be done? 356 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,606 Sure. 357 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:02,999 But seriously... 358 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,696 put a comb through your hair every once in a while. 359 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,878 ♪ 360 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,844 ♪ 361 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,638 [takes deep breath] 362 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,687 Oh, no. 363 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,560 Now I'm "not-drinking" alone. 364 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:52,135 Hey, do you know if he's in there with a patient right now? 365 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,660 Sorry. 366 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,489 You look like that neighbor who knows what's going on. 367 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,884 He has appointments at 11:00, 1:00 and 4:00. 368 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,930 Thank you. [chuckles] 369 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,541 [doorbell rings] 370 00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:10,588 Jill. [chuckles] 371 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,590 This is a... What are you... What... 372 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,811 Hi. [chuckles nervously] 373 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,119 Um, you didn't come by the juice place this morning, 374 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:22,296 so I... I brought you a kale smoothie with a lady boost. 375 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,167 [chuckles] Wow. 376 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,650 I have a folic acid deficiency. 377 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,348 [chuckles] 378 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,915 Well, this is a very thoughtful gesture. 379 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,134 [both laughing] 380 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,352 Mmm! 381 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,614 [chuckles]: Whoa, a lot of ginger. 382 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:37,833 Ah. [chuckles][clears throat] 383 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,096 Okay, confession time. 384 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,316 I like you. 385 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,752 Whew. 386 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,885 I've never been the first one to say that before. 387 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,756 [chuckles] Congratulations. 388 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,845 I'm flattered. 389 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,238 [chuckles] 390 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,804 Red-hot flattered. 391 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,936 [both chuckling] 392 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,242 But... 393 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,287 I cannot like you back. 394 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,594 "Cannot" or "do not"? 395 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,030 Because I talked to Bonnie, 396 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,597 she gave us a big ole green light. 397 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,251 Yay for Bonnie. 398 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,426 [both laugh] 399 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,430 But I still can't be interested. 400 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,519 See, now, that was a weird way to say that. 401 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:14,957 Your 1:00 will be here soon. 402 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,003 I know what time it is. 403 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,875 Actually, she's right, come on. 404 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,050 [clears throat] 405 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:22,791 Oh, boy. [sighs] 406 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,011 [whispers]: Be strong. 407 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,231 Why can't you be interested in me? 408 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,017 Because your friend is my patient, 409 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,670 and that would be unethical. 410 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,935 Well, is there a scenario where we just don't tell anybody 411 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,980 and it makes it that much hotter? 412 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,678 Oh, how I've pondered that very question. 413 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:43,986 Mm. Unfortunately, all roads lead to no. 414 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,119 So you're saying you've pondered me? 415 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,382 My ego wants to believe 416 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,601 that you find me irresistible. 417 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,951 But... 418 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,865 my shrink-y sense tells me 419 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,564 that there's almost definitely something else going on here. 420 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,740 Yeah, what's going on is I'm used to getting what I want, 421 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,350 and I don't know what's happening. 422 00:16:00,394 --> 00:16:02,657 Interesting, and this is a situation 423 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,485 where you've been told you can't have what you want. 424 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,313 First by Bonnie and then by me. 425 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,705 So...? 426 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,925 So everyone has moments where they want something 427 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,013 that they can't have. 428 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,756 [sighs]: Everyone. 429 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,672 The question is, why? 430 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,023 How do you characterize your relationships with men? 431 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,678 Well, they start out great...Mm-hmm. 432 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:26,898 and usually end in disaster. 433 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,552 That could stem from a fractured relationship 434 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:29,727 with a parent. 435 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,991 How are things with you and your father? 436 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,427 Not good. 437 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,212 Tell me more. 438 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:38,649 Oh, it's not much to tell. 439 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:40,347 Just your basic "Mom kills herself, 440 00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:43,132 Dad wants nothing to do with you anymore" situation. 441 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,572 Jill, that sounds incredibly painful. 442 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,575 It is. 443 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,927 So what do you think, dinner? 444 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,931 I think your feelings have my face on them, 445 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:03,065 but they have nothing to do with me. 446 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,981 How are you doing this so quickly? 447 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,549 I would slow it down if you were paying me. 448 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,072 [chuckles] 449 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,074 [sighs] 450 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,946 Well, if we can't date, then... 451 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,558 ...can you be my therapist? 452 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,516 Not as long as I'm treating Bonnie. 453 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,604 God, why do you guys have so many rules? 454 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,736 It's not like you're real doctors. 455 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,783 I'm gonna tell myself that has nothing to do with me, either. 456 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,700 Hey, sorry I'm late. 457 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,225 Have you just left my therapist's bed? 458 00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:35,358 Did you talk about me during the deed? 459 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,968 No. 460 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,622 Trevor and I will not be getting married 461 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,321 and having adorable, emotionally attuned babies. 462 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,626 What happened? 463 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,585 Well, long story short, 464 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,587 he chose his relationship with you over me. 465 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,197 He did? 466 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,764 Wow. 467 00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,114 [chuckles]: I have to admit, I'm a little relieved. 468 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,551 I thought you were okay with it. 469 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,771 Well, who knows with me? I'm all over the place. 470 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,512 Poor Adam. 471 00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,340 No, he deserves it. 472 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,256 Why don't we order some mocktails and talk about 473 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,780 all the many ways life finds to disappoint us. 474 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,434 Here's one: mocktails. 475 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,957 They're starting to scare me. 476 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,437 What do you mean? 477 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:11,960 Back when I was drinking, 478 00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,223 sometimes just knowing I was about to have a drink 479 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,878 gave me as much relief as actually having one. 480 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,488 Mm. I get that. 481 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,534 Just putting a bottle of Dom on ice 482 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,579 used to make me feel all safe and warm.[groans] 483 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,625 We drank so differently. 484 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,673 But, yeah, last night I was making a mocktail at home, 485 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,589 and I got the sense like the cavalry was coming. 486 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,938 It felt so good. 487 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,984 And that felt dangerous. 488 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,900 How lame am I? 489 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,902 I can't even handle pretend drinking. 490 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,166 Oh, honey, you got to do whatever you got to do 491 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,733 to protect your sobriety. 492 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,996 You know, if something brings you closer to a drink, 493 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,738 whatever that is, you shouldn't do it. 494 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:54,307 It's why I can't eat olives or go to Dollywood. 495 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,743 That's a shame. 496 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,658 Dolly Parton is a national treasure. 497 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,094 Mm-hmm. Hey, Arlo. 498 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,965 Hey, Bonnie. Can I get you guys something? 499 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,359 Club soda, no ice, no lime, no nothing. 500 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:06,188 And I will have a Sparkly Pony, please. 501 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,107 What? It doesn't bring me closer to a drink. 502 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,809 So, it turns out the list of things 503 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,682 I can't drink continues to get longer. 504 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,510 Can't have cocktails. 505 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,685 Can't have mocktails. 506 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,860 Can't have milk. 507 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,688 I mean, I can, but it becomes unpleasant 508 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,690 for the people around me. 509 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,344 I am impressed. 510 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,172 You saw what was happening and you did what you needed to do 511 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,651 to take care of yourself. 512 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,000 You were in your own corner. 513 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,001 I was. 514 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,481 And you know who I saw there? 515 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,048 A guy named Trevor... 516 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,138 ...Wells? Really? 517 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:47,447 Huh, people at Ellis Island clearly got bored. 518 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,145 Really, Plunkett, you want to go there? 519 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,931 Well, anyway, thank you. 520 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,325 You could have chosen Jill, but you chose me. 521 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:59,676 My job is to take care of you, and I take that very seriously. 522 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,375 I know, but there were a lot of people in my life 523 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:05,116 who had that job and most of them pooped the futon. 524 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,596 But you were there for me, 525 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,424 and my respect for you is up to here. 526 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:10,252 And for what it's worth, 527 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,254 Jill would've been lucky to have you. 528 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,255 You're a catch. 529 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,735 Thank you. 530 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:17,564 And did you say futon because you know I sleep on one? 531 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,871 This just in. Now you're here.