1 00:00:00,906 --> 00:00:03,756 Hi, I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic. 2 00:00:03,781 --> 00:00:05,233 Hi Christy. 3 00:00:05,265 --> 00:00:08,967 And today I am this many years sober. 4 00:00:11,663 --> 00:00:13,773 I thought this one was hard, 5 00:00:13,797 --> 00:00:16,054 but this one lived up to its reputation. 6 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:19,429 There were a lot of really big challenges this year. 7 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,917 Sorry. Sorry. 8 00:00:23,027 --> 00:00:25,369 And here's one now 9 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,400 - What? - Just sit down. 10 00:00:29,198 --> 00:00:32,944 Anyway, I wanna just say how grateful I am for all the 11 00:00:33,273 --> 00:00:35,514 positive things that have happened. 12 00:00:36,084 --> 00:00:39,624 I got a promotion at work. I went back to school. 13 00:00:39,702 --> 00:00:40,769 Got a new place to live. 14 00:00:40,794 --> 00:00:42,514 - You're welcome. - Bite me. 15 00:00:44,477 --> 00:00:46,649 And, more important than any of that, 16 00:00:46,674 --> 00:00:50,141 my sponsor Marjorie beat cancer. 17 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,334 And my friend Regina 18 00:00:53,336 --> 00:00:55,102 got an early release from jail. 19 00:00:55,104 --> 00:00:56,203 Thanks to Jesus. 20 00:00:56,205 --> 00:00:58,639 And prison overcrowding. 21 00:00:59,507 --> 00:01:01,709 My sponsee, Jill, 22 00:01:01,711 --> 00:01:03,310 successfully completed rehab. 23 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:05,746 Twice. 24 00:01:07,315 --> 00:01:11,552 And my ex-husband got a good job 25 00:01:11,554 --> 00:01:14,188 that came with a house and a girlfriend, 26 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:16,523 which is great for our son, 27 00:01:16,525 --> 00:01:19,226 but fills me with bitterness and resentment. 28 00:01:21,596 --> 00:01:23,197 And then there's my daughter, 29 00:01:23,199 --> 00:01:24,631 who is getting married. 30 00:01:24,633 --> 00:01:29,336 And... well, let's just say that could go either way. 31 00:01:30,939 --> 00:01:35,509 Best of all, I haven't had a drink or a drug for two years. 32 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:38,712 And I can't tell you how much that means to me. 33 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:40,781 To live my life 34 00:01:40,783 --> 00:01:43,617 with dignity and self-respect... 35 00:01:43,619 --> 00:01:45,152 that's all I've ever wanted. 36 00:01:46,154 --> 00:01:48,355 Well, that and a boyfriend. 37 00:01:50,825 --> 00:01:53,393 And I'd like to be a finalist on The Voice. 38 00:01:54,829 --> 00:01:57,931 And cheat on my boyfriend with Adam Levine. 39 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:01,001 Thank you. 40 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,238 Bonnie, everyone else has shared. 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:06,373 Would you like to go? 42 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:08,208 Sure, I'll go. 43 00:02:08,210 --> 00:02:09,943 Uh, I'm Bonnie, I'm an alcoholic. 44 00:02:09,945 --> 00:02:11,244 Hi, Bonnie. 45 00:02:11,246 --> 00:02:12,445 Well, let's see... 46 00:02:12,447 --> 00:02:15,615 I'm sober 26 days today. 47 00:02:15,617 --> 00:02:17,016 Spent the afternoon 48 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:18,918 picking up trash on the freeway, 49 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,254 and as far as dignity and self-respect go, 50 00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:23,823 you never miss what you didn't have. 51 00:02:25,259 --> 00:02:26,759 Thank you. 52 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:33,003 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - - www.addic7ed.com - 53 00:02:53,100 --> 00:02:54,100 Hey. 54 00:02:54,102 --> 00:02:55,468 Hey. Is he ready? 55 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,214 Uh, yeah, 56 00:02:57,566 --> 00:02:59,265 but we got kind of a situation. 57 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:00,267 It's not fair! 58 00:03:00,268 --> 00:03:01,901 I'm not going! 59 00:03:01,903 --> 00:03:03,103 What's that about? 60 00:03:03,105 --> 00:03:05,705 Well, I don't know how to put this exactly... 61 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:06,840 I hate it at Mom's! 62 00:03:06,842 --> 00:03:08,741 I want to live here! 63 00:03:08,743 --> 00:03:10,777 There you go. 64 00:03:10,779 --> 00:03:12,979 Are you putting those thoughts in his head? 65 00:03:12,981 --> 00:03:14,113 What? No. 66 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:15,381 Swear to God, Baxter, 67 00:03:15,383 --> 00:03:16,983 if you're turning my son against me... 68 00:03:16,985 --> 00:03:18,218 I'm not doing anything. 69 00:03:18,220 --> 00:03:19,819 Then where is this coming from? 70 00:03:19,821 --> 00:03:21,154 Well, I hate to say it, 71 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:22,689 but he's feeling kind of ignored at your place, 72 00:03:22,691 --> 00:03:24,824 what with everything going on with you and your mom. 73 00:03:24,826 --> 00:03:26,125 That's ridiculous! 74 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:27,760 He is never ignored! 75 00:03:27,762 --> 00:03:29,195 That's not how he sees it. 76 00:03:29,197 --> 00:03:30,730 Yeah, well, he's nine years old, 77 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:31,864 what the hell does he know? 78 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,738 I'm ten! 79 00:03:36,937 --> 00:03:39,705 Hey, buddy, are you ready for bed? 80 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:41,340 You want me to tuck you in? 81 00:03:41,342 --> 00:03:44,977 No, just leave me alone. 82 00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:48,247 Roscoe, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? 83 00:03:48,249 --> 00:03:50,683 Yeah. Take me back to Dad's. 84 00:03:50,685 --> 00:03:51,685 No! 85 00:03:51,686 --> 00:03:52,852 You're staying right here 86 00:03:52,854 --> 00:03:55,488 with your mother who friggin' loves you! 87 00:03:56,539 --> 00:03:57,523 Hey. 88 00:03:57,525 --> 00:03:58,791 Where you been? 89 00:03:58,793 --> 00:04:00,960 I got a ticket. Can you believe it? 90 00:04:00,962 --> 00:04:02,161 What for? 91 00:04:02,163 --> 00:04:04,130 Texting while biking. 92 00:04:05,765 --> 00:04:07,500 I swear, we live in a police state. 93 00:04:07,502 --> 00:04:08,801 Yeah. 94 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:11,537 That's what's wrong with our lives. 95 00:04:11,539 --> 00:04:13,272 What's bothering you? 96 00:04:13,274 --> 00:04:15,474 My son doesn't want to live here any more. 97 00:04:15,476 --> 00:04:16,876 What? 98 00:04:16,878 --> 00:04:18,377 He feels ignored. 99 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:20,212 Yeah, I know how that goes. 100 00:04:20,214 --> 00:04:21,714 Are you kidding me? 101 00:04:22,282 --> 00:04:23,515 All we do in this house 102 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:24,583 is cater to you. 103 00:04:24,585 --> 00:04:26,051 What are you talking about? 104 00:04:26,053 --> 00:04:27,286 No one caters to me. 105 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:28,554 I'd like to be catered to, 106 00:04:28,556 --> 00:04:29,988 but there's no catering. 107 00:04:31,124 --> 00:04:33,025 Mom, every day, 108 00:04:33,027 --> 00:04:34,660 there's some new drama going on, 109 00:04:34,662 --> 00:04:35,894 a new crisis. 110 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:38,363 I'm not saying I'm not colorful. 111 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,566 You're a black hole, is what you are! 112 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:43,836 Nothing can exist near you without getting sucked in! 113 00:04:43,838 --> 00:04:44,903 Look who's talking. 114 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:46,405 What about all your crap? 115 00:04:46,407 --> 00:04:49,208 I don't have crap, I just have you! 116 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,977 I have a big brown mountain of you. 117 00:04:51,979 --> 00:04:54,746 Hey, I'm not the one who got us evicted 118 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:56,715 'cause she gambled away all the rent money! 119 00:04:56,717 --> 00:04:57,883 Oh, my God! 120 00:04:57,885 --> 00:05:00,052 When are you gonna stop going back to that? 121 00:05:00,054 --> 00:05:01,687 When it stops making you feel bad. 122 00:05:01,689 --> 00:05:04,723 Yeah, well, I feel great. 123 00:05:04,725 --> 00:05:06,158 And you know why? 124 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,726 Unlike you, I have 125 00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:08,894 two years of sobriety! 126 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:12,097 And a valid drivers' license! 127 00:05:12,099 --> 00:05:13,532 Yeah? 128 00:05:13,534 --> 00:05:15,901 I have no carbon footprint, 129 00:05:15,903 --> 00:05:17,302 so suck on that! 130 00:06:22,301 --> 00:06:24,202 Are you insane? 131 00:06:24,204 --> 00:06:26,537 Yeah, so be careful. 132 00:06:26,539 --> 00:06:29,140 You better fix that window first thing in the morning. 133 00:06:29,142 --> 00:06:31,108 - Or what? - Or... 134 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:33,511 God, I hate you sometimes. 135 00:06:41,353 --> 00:06:44,221 Hey, Marjorie, everything okay? 136 00:06:44,743 --> 00:06:45,776 What? 137 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:47,506 Oh, my God. 138 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:49,969 - I'll... I'll be right over. - What happened? 139 00:06:49,994 --> 00:06:52,161 Roscoe just showed up at her house. 140 00:06:52,186 --> 00:06:53,552 I thought he was in his room. 141 00:06:53,577 --> 00:06:54,628 Me, too. 142 00:06:54,653 --> 00:06:55,982 Wait, I'm coming with you. 143 00:06:56,007 --> 00:06:57,239 It's all right, I got it. 144 00:06:57,264 --> 00:06:58,196 But I want to help. 145 00:06:58,221 --> 00:06:59,354 You want to help? 146 00:06:59,379 --> 00:07:02,180 Change every single thing about yourself. 147 00:07:07,485 --> 00:07:09,786 Christy, grab my alarm clock! 148 00:07:16,641 --> 00:07:18,074 Where is he? 149 00:07:18,076 --> 00:07:22,045 Oh, God, Roscoe, you scared the hell out of me! 150 00:07:22,047 --> 00:07:23,047 I'm fine. 151 00:07:23,048 --> 00:07:23,883 You're fine? 152 00:07:23,908 --> 00:07:25,574 Do you know what could've happened to you? 153 00:07:25,599 --> 00:07:26,965 You could've gotten kidnapped, 154 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:28,456 you could've been hit by a truck, 155 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,781 you could've been eaten by coyotes! 156 00:07:29,806 --> 00:07:30,972 Christy... 157 00:07:30,997 --> 00:07:33,664 coyote is the "C" word around here. 158 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:37,105 Sorry. 159 00:07:37,272 --> 00:07:40,240 Okay, what's going on? 160 00:07:40,265 --> 00:07:41,864 Why did you come to Marjorie's? 161 00:07:41,866 --> 00:07:43,266 I thought she could help me. 162 00:07:43,268 --> 00:07:44,400 Help you do what? 163 00:07:44,402 --> 00:07:46,169 I want to live with Dad and Candace 164 00:07:46,171 --> 00:07:47,637 and since you won't listen to me, 165 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:48,838 maybe you'd listen to her. 166 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,607 Why would I listen to her? 167 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:51,908 'Cause she's your sponsor 168 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:54,310 at the Alcoholics and the Anonymous. 169 00:07:56,714 --> 00:07:59,365 Roscoe, why don't you go watch TV in the other room? 170 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,356 Let me talk to your mom. 171 00:08:01,279 --> 00:08:03,138 Good luck. 172 00:08:05,255 --> 00:08:07,092 Marjorie, I've already been through this with him. 173 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:08,149 It's not gonna happen. 174 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:10,537 Bless you. 175 00:08:10,562 --> 00:08:13,963 Okay, just know that if you fight him on this, 176 00:08:14,165 --> 00:08:15,631 he's gonna resent you. 177 00:08:15,633 --> 00:08:16,633 I'm his mother. 178 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,467 He's gonna resent me anyway. 179 00:08:18,469 --> 00:08:21,103 You want me to put the cats in another room? 180 00:08:21,550 --> 00:08:24,507 It's done. 181 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:27,293 Why not try it for a little while? 182 00:08:27,318 --> 00:08:28,584 He's gonna come back. 183 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,675 How do you know? 184 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:31,782 'Cause he loves you. 185 00:08:31,949 --> 00:08:33,449 He tell you that? 186 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:36,152 We're getting off the point. 187 00:08:36,154 --> 00:08:38,473 He's not wrong about you and Bonnie. 188 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:41,733 That house has not been a happy place for a little boy. 189 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:46,595 A couple of hours ago, 190 00:08:46,597 --> 00:08:48,864 I was celebrating two years of sobriety, 191 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:51,533 talking about all the great things that have happened. 192 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:53,435 Now this. 193 00:08:54,194 --> 00:08:56,929 You know, his dad still smokes pot. 194 00:08:57,025 --> 00:09:00,660 So did the last three presidents. 195 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,281 Try again. 196 00:09:03,998 --> 00:09:06,934 Candace's family belongs to a fancy country club. 197 00:09:07,218 --> 00:09:10,394 They have Sunday brunch, play golf, tennis. 198 00:09:10,472 --> 00:09:13,183 I'm sorry, are you arguing for or against? 199 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:17,792 Come on! Back me up here, I'm the loveable underdog! 200 00:09:18,774 --> 00:09:20,641 I am backing you up. 201 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:22,976 Right now, this seems like the way to go. 202 00:09:22,978 --> 00:09:25,045 How can you say that? 203 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:27,748 'Cause we don't know the end of the story. 204 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:30,150 Yeah, well, in this chapter, 205 00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:31,501 the hero needs a drink. 206 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:35,055 What makes you think you're the hero? 207 00:09:45,766 --> 00:09:46,766 Hey. 208 00:09:47,298 --> 00:09:48,774 Whatcha doing? 209 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,966 Pimpin' my ride. 210 00:09:52,805 --> 00:09:54,139 You drop Roscoe off? 211 00:09:54,141 --> 00:09:55,640 Yep. 212 00:09:55,642 --> 00:09:56,875 How'd it go? 213 00:09:57,661 --> 00:10:00,011 He was happy, I cried, 214 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:02,493 stupid Candace hugged me, 215 00:10:02,495 --> 00:10:04,862 and on the way to my car, 216 00:10:04,864 --> 00:10:07,831 I accidentally knocked over her mailbox. 217 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:08,866 Really? 218 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:10,367 It was a tiny replica of her 219 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:12,469 actual house; it needed to be done. 220 00:10:12,471 --> 00:10:15,539 You want to go grab a bite to eat? 221 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:18,142 No. I have to pack. 222 00:10:18,144 --> 00:10:19,510 What for? 223 00:10:19,512 --> 00:10:21,645 I'm moving out. 224 00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:24,248 - What?! - Yeah, 225 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,873 I think Roscoe's got the right idea. 226 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:30,099 The road to a happy life leads away from your mother. 227 00:10:30,489 --> 00:10:32,689 You can't be serious. You're gonna blame me 228 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:34,891 'cause your son wants to get away from you? 229 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:37,094 Um... yeah. 230 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:41,365 Christy, wait a minute. 231 00:10:41,367 --> 00:10:44,377 You want to point the finger at somebody, why not Baxter? 232 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,158 What did he do? 233 00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:49,121 Uh, you know, he got his life together. 234 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,108 You think Roscoe would be begging 235 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,243 to live in a van under a bridge? 236 00:10:53,245 --> 00:10:55,512 The words, when they're coming out of your mouth, 237 00:10:55,514 --> 00:10:56,947 can you smell them? 238 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,649 Can you get a whiff of that barnyard odor? 239 00:10:59,651 --> 00:11:02,018 Okay, fine, where you gonna go? 240 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,801 Jill said I could stay with her and Regina 241 00:11:03,826 --> 00:11:05,395 while I look for an apartment. 242 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,840 There are apartments in this building. 243 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,520 There are apartments in this building. 244 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:13,113 Wow, you really took a lot of drugs. 245 00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:15,676 No! I am putting my foot down. 246 00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:17,231 You are not leaving. 247 00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,088 Can't stop me, Mom. 248 00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,760 We'll see about that. 249 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:33,507 Really? 250 00:11:33,532 --> 00:11:35,698 Yeah, I didn't think it through. 251 00:11:37,753 --> 00:11:40,312 I appreciate you letting me stay her for a few days. 252 00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:43,472 Oh, believe me, I am so happy you're here. 253 00:11:43,497 --> 00:11:45,163 We can go shopping together, 254 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:47,163 get our nails done. 255 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,464 You know, fun girl stuff. 256 00:11:48,466 --> 00:11:50,366 Oh, that sounds amazing. 257 00:11:50,368 --> 00:11:52,295 You know what's amazing? Jesus. 258 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,538 Here we go. 259 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,140 Christy, there's a hole in your heart. 260 00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:00,042 And what's gonna fill it? Spending Jill's money, 261 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:01,811 or spending time with God? 262 00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:03,278 Well, 263 00:12:03,303 --> 00:12:05,937 I'd be happy to give both a try. 264 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:08,150 It's a big hole. 265 00:12:09,152 --> 00:12:10,553 Regina, can we please just 266 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,983 give the religion thing a break for just one day? 267 00:12:13,008 --> 00:12:14,592 The religion thing? 268 00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:16,936 Is that what we call the miracle 269 00:12:16,961 --> 00:12:18,537 that saved me when I was in prison? 270 00:12:18,562 --> 00:12:19,981 No. 271 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,887 Is that what we call the eternal salvation 272 00:12:22,912 --> 00:12:24,545 that's ours for the asking? 273 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,670 No. Is that what we call the Kingdom of Heaven 274 00:12:26,804 --> 00:12:29,705 that surrounds us but we're too blind to see? 275 00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,190 Oh, come on! 276 00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:34,988 Why can't the Kingdom of Heaven be Saks Fifth Avenue 277 00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:37,333 Help me out here. 278 00:12:37,522 --> 00:12:40,323 Ll, it would be nice to g pedicure, 279 00:12:40,348 --> 00:12:42,014 so I could wear sandals. 280 00:12:43,119 --> 00:12:46,055 That's what your soul needs... sandals? 281 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,823 It is what Jesus wore. 282 00:12:48,699 --> 00:12:49,631 We need to pray. 283 00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:51,499 - Do we really? - Yeah, 284 00:12:51,524 --> 00:12:53,624 the Voice is on. 285 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,464 Now. 286 00:12:55,466 --> 00:12:57,499 Okay. 287 00:12:59,135 --> 00:13:01,136 Heavenly Father, I want to thank You 288 00:13:01,138 --> 00:13:04,039 for entrusting me with bringing Your words 289 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:06,108 to those who cannot hear them. 290 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,876 Help them seek comfort in You 291 00:13:07,878 --> 00:13:10,012 and not material things. 292 00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:13,115 She prays the fun out of everything. 293 00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:16,018 And thank You for bringing Christy under our roof 294 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:18,820 so that I can usher her into the warm embrace 295 00:13:18,822 --> 00:13:20,527 of Your everlasting love. 296 00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:22,152 Run! 297 00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:25,941 It's a foldout couch, so... 298 00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:27,992 I'm not sure how comfortable it is. 299 00:13:28,017 --> 00:13:29,950 Oh, it's fine, thanks. 300 00:13:30,037 --> 00:13:31,637 Really appreciate it. 301 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:33,072 I'll go get some sheets and blankets. 302 00:13:33,074 --> 00:13:35,407 Oh, no, no, I'll-I'll do it, y-you talk to your mom. 303 00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:37,609 No, no, I got it. 304 00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:41,947 We'll be right back. 305 00:13:41,949 --> 00:13:45,150 Look, how long 306 00:13:45,152 --> 00:13:46,852 - are we stuck with her? - I don't know... until she 307 00:13:46,854 --> 00:13:49,655 - gets her life together. - Oh. So, forever. 308 00:13:49,657 --> 00:13:51,456 What are you doing? 309 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,025 Smoking a joint. 310 00:13:53,027 --> 00:13:55,160 You can't smoke a joint with her here, she's in recovery. 311 00:13:55,162 --> 00:13:57,229 Really? I got to live with you and your mother 312 00:13:57,231 --> 00:14:00,332 and I can't get high? 313 00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:18,016 Hi, Bonnie. Cute hat. 314 00:14:18,018 --> 00:14:19,384 Yeah, thanks. 315 00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:21,186 Tell Christy I want to talk to her. 316 00:14:21,188 --> 00:14:22,387 Oh, she's not here. 317 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,556 She decided to stay at her daughter's. 318 00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:26,057 Aw, damn. 319 00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:29,627 That's two hills and a freeway. 320 00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:32,063 You want to come in and pray with me and Regina? 321 00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:33,498 No, thanks. 322 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,401 Somebody always gets under-served in a three-way. 323 00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:40,505 Please take me with you. 324 00:14:43,309 --> 00:14:44,609 All comfy? 325 00:14:44,611 --> 00:14:47,712 Yeah. Thanks, Marjorie. 326 00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:49,414 I really appreciate this. 327 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:51,049 You're always welcome here. 328 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,750 Sweet dreams. 329 00:14:53,786 --> 00:14:56,421 Marjorie, are you coming back to bed? 330 00:14:57,556 --> 00:14:59,324 Be right there, Victor. 331 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,160 Oh, God, you didn't say you had company. 332 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,395 It's okay, you're not bothering us. 333 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,564 You're bothering me. 334 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,934 He's just kidding. Come on, Victor. 335 00:15:09,936 --> 00:15:12,837 Not kidding. 336 00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:22,817 Does this mean we can't make love? 337 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:27,602 Of course we can, just have to be quiet. 338 00:15:58,350 --> 00:16:00,250 Yeah, this isn't gonna work. 339 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,331 Oh, God, the big one. 340 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,100 Is my daughter here? 341 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,736 - No, she left. - Oh. You know where she went? 342 00:16:19,738 --> 00:16:22,206 - I do not. - Who's sleeping on the couch? 343 00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:24,975 Me. 344 00:16:24,977 --> 00:16:27,177 Oh. 345 00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,447 Well, welcome to the family. 346 00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:50,000 I guess we both knew this day would come. 347 00:16:51,298 --> 00:16:53,204 Nope. 348 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,539 - You'll be back. - Nope. 349 00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:38,822 God help me, I want a cat. 350 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,139 Hey. 351 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:49,861 Hello. 352 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:51,857 Where were you? 353 00:17:52,346 --> 00:17:56,015 I went out for a little evening bike ride. 354 00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:59,942 What brings you by? 355 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,783 I've decided to forgive you. 356 00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:07,878 Really? How far back we going? 357 00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:09,638 I don't know, Mom. 'Cause I really think 358 00:18:09,663 --> 00:18:11,764 high school's where we went off the rails. 359 00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,932 Fine, whatever. 360 00:18:17,504 --> 00:18:20,038 I also wanted to apologize. 361 00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:23,413 It's not your fault about Roscoe. 362 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,412 Him not wanting to be here 363 00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:29,311 just broke my heart. 364 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:32,289 And the only way I could deal with it was by blaming you. 365 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:35,387 I get it. 366 00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:40,782 My kid looked me in the eye 367 00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:43,173 and he said he didn't want to live with me. 368 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,508 Do you have any idea how much that hurts? 369 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:50,200 Actually, I do. 370 00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:01,060 I've been trying so hard to be a good mom. 371 00:19:03,194 --> 00:19:04,981 And it's just not enough. 372 00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:06,739 Oh, baby. 373 00:19:07,086 --> 00:19:09,086 I know it's not saying much, 374 00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:10,944 but you're a better mother to your children 375 00:19:10,969 --> 00:19:12,665 than I ever was to you. 376 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,334 You're right, it's not saying much. 377 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,169 But... thank you. 378 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,056 I guarantee you'll get another chance with Roscoe. 379 00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:24,666 That's what Marjorie said. 380 00:19:24,691 --> 00:19:27,792 It's true. How many chances have you and I had? 381 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:31,543 Oh, God, that's depressing. 382 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,048 We'll do it together. 383 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,473 We'll make this a great place for Roscoe to grow up. 384 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:37,749 How? 385 00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,417 He's got a dog over there 386 00:19:39,419 --> 00:19:43,287 and a pool and a stepmom who doesn't work two jobs. 387 00:19:43,289 --> 00:19:47,125 Uh... you ever think about having another kid? 388 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,388 Kidding. 389 00:19:49,725 --> 00:19:51,425 We'll figure it out. 390 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,409 I hope so. 391 00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,915 Hey, on the bright side, 392 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,500 I think Violet might be coming back. 393 00:20:08,319 --> 00:20:11,225 Oh, that might be my fault, too. 394 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:15,364 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - - www.addic7ed.com -