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Can we get the check please?

2
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Ooh, Christy, look. They have
a fudge brownie sundae special.

3
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Remember when you were a little girl

4
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and we'd make those on rainy days?

5
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Mom, we've talked about this.

6
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You can't make up happy memories
hoping I'll think they're true.

7
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Do you remember the kitten I
got you for your fifth birthday?

8
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Mr. Mittens? Sure.

9
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Ah, so I can make them up.

10
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Order a sundae, I got to pee.

11
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- A sundae does sound good.
- I'll split one.

12
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I could go for something sweet.

13
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No! No sundaes.

14
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- I got to get her home.
- Why?

15
00:00:30,806 --> 00:00:32,390
Her boyfriend's back
in town and he's waiting

16
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at our house to surprise her.

17
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- Aw...
- Oh...

18
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The only thing waiting to surprise me

19
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at my place is silence.

20
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Is that really a surprise?

21
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So when she comes out,
no one wants dessert.

22
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Jill pays the check,
and we're out of here.

23
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Really? So we're not even gonna pretend

24
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to argue over it, anymore?

25
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You order the sundae?

26
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- Sorry, they're out. Let's go.
- Bummer.

27
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Hey, maybe we can stop at the
ice cream place on the way home.

28
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Oh, we can't. I got to study.
Well, then take the car.

29
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I'll get a ride from one of these guys.

30
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- Who wants ice cream?
- None of them.

31
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Wendy's lactose intolerant;
it's past Marjorie's bedtime,

32
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and Jill only eats ice
cream alone in the bathroom.

33
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Come on, let's hit it.

34
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Well, at least let's
stop at the supermarket

35
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and pick up some Butter Pecan.

36
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Damn it woman, Adam's home
and he's waiting for you

37
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at the house to surprise you.

38
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Oh, my God!

39
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What are we doing here?! Let's go.

40
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Nice work ruining the surprise.

41
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Nice work ruining Mr. Mittens!

42
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Okay, double check me.

43
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Boobs, breath, pits?

44
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Fine, fine.

45
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Not doing that.

46
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Can you believe the waiter
thought I was your sister?

47
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Surprise!

48
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What?! Adam?

49
00:01:53,192 --> 00:01:54,672
Did you know...?

50
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You!

51
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And you!

52
00:01:59,014 --> 00:02:02,075
You...

53
00:02:03,536 --> 00:02:06,153
Oh, you told her, didn't you?

54
00:02:06,155 --> 00:02:09,031
Oh, who cares? It's still
the best surprise ever.

55
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Child in the room.

56
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Oh... I thought you
weren't done on the movie

57
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until the end of the month.

58
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Well, turns out your boyfriend's
a rockin' stunt coordinator.

59
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Vin Diesel only had to
jump out of a helicopter,

60
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onto a moving train... once.

61
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Bam, saved them two hundred grand.

62
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Bam, got home to my woman.

63
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And Bam, my new thing is saying "Bam."

64
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I missed you so much.

65
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Bam.

66
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So what's Vin Diesel like?

67
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Do people call him Vin or V or VD?

68
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Probably not that.

69
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She never could take a hint.

70
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Why don't we head back to your place?

71
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- Actually I'm staying in a hotel.
- Why?

72
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The guy I sublet to, he still
has it for two more weeks.

73
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But a hotel is crazy, you're
just throwing money away.

74
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Why don't you stay here?

75
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Pay me half... everybody wins.

76
00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:02,267
No, no, no, no. I don't
want to get in your way.

77
00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,708
No. You won't. Tell him, Christy.

78
00:03:04,826 --> 00:03:07,693
It's fine. Between work
and school I'm never here.

79
00:03:07,718 --> 00:03:09,218
Plus Roscoe's at his dad's all week,

80
00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:10,959
so the Batcave is available.

81
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If it's okay with you guys,
I mean, that sounds great.

82
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And the best part, no walk of shame.

83
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Oh, please, when did
you ever have shame?

84
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Don't you have homework to do?

85
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Oh, sure.

86
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I actually do have to write
a paper about trade embargoes

87
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and how they affect
international relations.

88
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- It's really pretty interesting...
- Take the hint!

89
00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:41,117
Ugh, my laptop.

90
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I forgot my...

91
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Holy God!

92
00:03:54,726 --> 00:03:58,812
-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

93
00:04:08,211 --> 00:04:09,327
So no Bonnie again tonight?

94
00:04:09,352 --> 00:04:10,768
- Nope.
- Oh.

95
00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:13,341
I'm happy her fella's back,

96
00:04:13,343 --> 00:04:15,844
but she still needs to
get her butt to meetings.

97
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Yeah, well, right now her
butt's kind of occupied.

98
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Wait, that sounded weird.

99
00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,750
I'm a little worried about her.

100
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Every time I ever put a
man ahead of my sobriety,

101
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I got myself in trouble.

102
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You make it sound
like you had a lot of men.

103
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For your information,
I was banging dudes

104
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while you were selling
Girl Scout cookies.

105
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Respect.

106
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I think my mom is fine.

107
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The two of them are so into each other,

108
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it's like living in a
Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan movie.

109
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You know, if Tom Hanks couldn't walk,

110
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and Meg Ryan was a bipolar sociopath.

111
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I guess there's a lid for every pot.

112
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I hope so.

113
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'Cause my pot hasn't had
a lid for over a year.

114
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It's just an empty, dusty pot.

115
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Respect.

116
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You need to get yourself
out there and meet someone.

117
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- Like it's that easy.
- It is.

118
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Maybe ditch the Converse
and hoodie once in a while,

119
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and let people see you're a girl.

120
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Hey, this is what all the kids wear.

121
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Who wants to tell her?

122
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Yes.

123
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What is your relationship to the victim?

124
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Is that something that
has to happen right now?

125
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Oh, sorry.

126
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Didn't know it bothered you.

127
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I-It doesn't. It's just...

128
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You know, I'm watching a movie,

129
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ducking nail shrapnel.

130
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Got it.

131
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I'll stop.

132
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Thanks.

133
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I mean, you know, if I was
sitting here shaving my legs

134
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while we were watching the movie,

135
00:06:04,312 --> 00:06:05,895
you might find that annoying.

136
00:06:05,897 --> 00:06:08,039
Actually, I'd find it kind of sexy.

137
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I'm trying to make a point.

138
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Well, you missed.

139
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I just got this pinky to
clip. Do you mind if I...?

140
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Do it, just do it!

141
00:06:27,445 --> 00:06:29,752
Oh, you look nice. What's going on?

142
00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:31,617
Jill's taking me out to meet guys.

143
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Oh, well, you're not
wearing your high-tops.

144
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Maybe you have a shot.

145
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- I'll get it.
- Thanks, babe.

146
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What are you guys up to?

147
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Gonna get some take-out Chinese

148
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and hump myself into
a bladder infection.

149
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Always the lady.

150
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When was the last time
you went to a meeting?

151
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I don't know. When's the
last time you got laid?

152
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Yeah, so I'm just gonna
be Christy's wing man,

153
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you know, help her meet somebody.

154
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That is so nice of you.

155
00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:05,414
One of the things we learn in
sobriety is to be of service.

156
00:07:05,879 --> 00:07:07,495
Very admirable.

157
00:07:08,453 --> 00:07:09,672
Hey.

158
00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,187
Hey, stranger, haven't
seen much of you lately.

159
00:07:12,212 --> 00:07:14,296
Yeah, well, I'm seeing a lot of you.

160
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Thanks. You ready to go?

161
00:07:16,414 --> 00:07:18,498
- Yeah, let's hit it.
- Good luck.

162
00:07:18,523 --> 00:07:21,117
Bonnie, I don't need any...

163
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You were talking to Christy. Got it.

164
00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,842
- Bye.
- Bye.

165
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I thought you were gonna
be my wing man tonight.

166
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I am.

167
00:07:31,265 --> 00:07:33,430
What about all this says "man"?

168
00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:42,441
What do you feel like watching?

169
00:07:42,443 --> 00:07:45,694
Wow, so we're just gonna
pretend that didn't happen?

170
00:07:45,696 --> 00:07:46,945
What didn't happen?

171
00:07:46,947 --> 00:07:48,364
Oh, please.

172
00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:50,009
You couldn't stop
staring at Jill's boobs.

173
00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,867
Well, what choice did I have?

174
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The damn things threw a shadow.

175
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Don't, just don't.

176
00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,256
I mean it, it...

177
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It was noticeably cooler under them.

178
00:08:00,628 --> 00:08:03,095
Oh, so this is funny to you?

179
00:08:03,097 --> 00:08:04,546
Yes, it's...

180
00:08:05,549 --> 00:08:07,477
No. Not really...

181
00:08:07,885 --> 00:08:09,992
Forget it, let's just watch TV.

182
00:08:10,945 --> 00:08:12,521
You sure?

183
00:08:12,523 --> 00:08:13,953
Yeah.

184
00:08:15,476 --> 00:08:17,664
Oh, my God, you don't love me!

185
00:08:29,398 --> 00:08:32,363
I can't believe you brought me
to an AA meeting to meet men.

186
00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:35,187
Oh, sweetie, this isn't
just any AA meeting.

187
00:08:39,734 --> 00:08:42,641
Oh, my God, they're all so pretty.

188
00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:46,868
Don't be intimidated.

189
00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:48,891
They're just like you, but better.

190
00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,456
No kidding.

191
00:08:51,458 --> 00:08:52,674
Look at all these hot guys.

192
00:08:52,676 --> 00:08:53,875
Yeah. Some of them are gay,

193
00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:55,359
but they're all fun to look at.

194
00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:57,414
Hey, Jill. Good to see you.

195
00:08:57,439 --> 00:08:58,938
Hey, Cheryl.

196
00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:00,907
She's got a husband and
two lovers in this room.

197
00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,773
I'll let you figure out who they are.

198
00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:06,906
Oh, this is much more fun
than "What did Marjorie knit?"

199
00:09:07,643 --> 00:09:09,484
Okay, meeting time.

200
00:09:09,509 --> 00:09:11,781
Okay, little advice? You
know how when we share

201
00:09:11,806 --> 00:09:14,090
at our meetings, it's all
about honesty and vulnerability?

202
00:09:14,115 --> 00:09:15,734
- Yeah?
- Not here.

203
00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,797
Here, you're selling yourself.

204
00:09:17,822 --> 00:09:20,039
So leave out the pole
dancing and the poverty.

205
00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:23,078
Got it. And maybe don't
mention you live with your mom.

206
00:09:23,103 --> 00:09:26,321
Okay. And no reason
to bring up those kids.

207
00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:28,766
Well, there goes my whole act.

208
00:09:29,416 --> 00:09:33,109
Maybe together we're discovering
why your pot's all dusty.

209
00:09:38,922 --> 00:09:40,755
I hate it when we bicker.

210
00:09:40,757 --> 00:09:43,891
Me, too, but we are
very good at making up.

211
00:09:45,562 --> 00:09:47,336
We never used to fight.

212
00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:49,514
Maybe me staying here is too much.

213
00:09:49,516 --> 00:09:51,375
You know, I can just
go back to the hotel.

214
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,422
No, don't be silly. I love this.

215
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:55,814
I love being together all the time.

216
00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:57,961
- Good answer.
- Oh.

217
00:09:58,945 --> 00:10:00,908
You know what I like best about you?

218
00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,445
What?

219
00:10:04,273 --> 00:10:06,247
Did you just check your watch?!

220
00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:08,833
No. I mean, yes, but
I was still listening.

221
00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:10,618
You have some place to go?

222
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:13,797
No. I'm here and waiting to find
out what you like best about me.

223
00:10:14,687 --> 00:10:16,531
That ship has sailed.

224
00:10:17,812 --> 00:10:19,922
Bonnie, come on...

225
00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:23,984
Guess I can check my e-mails now.

226
00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:29,016
Hi. I'm Christy.

227
00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:30,540
I'm an alcoholic...

228
00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:32,231
and a Capricorn.

229
00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:34,008
Hi, Christy.

230
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:36,234
Hi. Hi.

231
00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:42,066
I've been sober a little
more than three years.

232
00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:45,531
Now I'm not addicted
to anything except yoga.

233
00:10:45,822 --> 00:10:49,207
But that's okay 'cause what
kind of trouble could I get into

234
00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:51,469
lying on the floor, all sweaty,

235
00:10:51,578 --> 00:10:54,453
pushing my body to its limits?

236
00:10:59,836 --> 00:11:02,641
I'm also stretching my mind.

237
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,656
I've gone back to school.

238
00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:08,517
I'm pursuing a law degree,
which was scary at first

239
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,516
'cause I'm usually the
oldest one in my class.

240
00:11:14,317 --> 00:11:18,367
But that doesn't stop all
those hot young college guys

241
00:11:18,392 --> 00:11:20,586
from, you know...

242
00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:23,590
copying off my homework.

243
00:11:29,532 --> 00:11:31,070
I love fighting with you.

244
00:11:32,536 --> 00:11:34,619
- I love making up.
- Oh.

245
00:11:35,004 --> 00:11:36,875
Are we gonna fight about this?

246
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,681
'Cause I'm gonna need an hour
and some Gatorade.

247
00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:40,812
Oh!

248
00:11:41,398 --> 00:11:43,261
I can't remember the last time

249
00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:45,391
- I felt this safe in a relationship.
- Mmm.

250
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,859
I mean, growing up in foster care,

251
00:11:47,884 --> 00:11:49,242
it's really hard to trust people,

252
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:52,023
but... I trust you so much.

253
00:11:57,227 --> 00:11:59,234
I'm gonna tell you a secret.

254
00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,231
Before I had Christy...

255
00:12:03,233 --> 00:12:05,078
Oh.

256
00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:09,742
I had this crazy idea that
I could become a singer.

257
00:12:11,569 --> 00:12:14,537
I mean, I'm not talking rock star, but

258
00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:18,812
I pictured myself in
a club with a piano.

259
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:27,984
♪ Some say love ♪

260
00:12:28,820 --> 00:12:33,656
♪ It is a river ♪

261
00:12:34,293 --> 00:12:36,860
♪ That drowns... ♪

262
00:12:37,934 --> 00:12:39,901
I am singing, you son of a bitch!

263
00:12:41,569 --> 00:12:44,036
Ow.

264
00:12:45,863 --> 00:12:47,413
So, what did you think of the meeting?

265
00:12:47,438 --> 00:12:48,971
I didn't hear a word anybody said.

266
00:12:48,996 --> 00:12:50,662
I was too busy being on my honeymoon

267
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,353
with the guy in the brown jacket. Oh.

268
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,141
- Where'd you go?
- Maui.

269
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,586
The hotel gave us robes
with our names on 'em.

270
00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,781
Excuse me. Christy, right?

271
00:12:59,881 --> 00:13:01,414
- Oh, yeah. Hi.
- Hi.

272
00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:03,508
I'm Derek. I just wanted to tell you,

273
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,000
- I really enjoyed your share.
- Thanks.

274
00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:07,776
You know, I've been
thinking about going back

275
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,300
to school myself, so I
found that really inspiring.

276
00:13:10,697 --> 00:13:13,125
- I'm glad.
- I'm Jill.

277
00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:15,108
Hi.

278
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,633
Uh, so tell me why'd
you decide to study law?

279
00:13:17,658 --> 00:13:21,194
Well, before I got sober, I
frequently needed a lawyer,

280
00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:23,961
so I figured, why not cut
out the middleman.

281
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:28,238
Also, I wanted to do something
worthwhile, try to help people.

282
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:29,789
Me, too. That's why

283
00:13:29,814 --> 00:13:32,508
I give my housekeeper
Botox every Christmas.

284
00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,930
Nobody likes a wrinkly maid.

285
00:13:36,211 --> 00:13:38,008
I see. It's terrific.

286
00:13:38,591 --> 00:13:41,208
Uh, I've never seen you at
this meeting before, right?

287
00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:43,719
I usually go to meetings closer to home.

288
00:13:43,744 --> 00:13:46,578
She lives in a nasty
part of town with her mom.

289
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,337
Well, listen, uh,

290
00:13:49,339 --> 00:13:51,298
if you haven't already had too much
coffee, why don't we go...?

291
00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:52,392
Do you know the guy in the brown jacket?

292
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,867
- Christy wants to marry him.
- Jill!

293
00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,206
- Sorry, I don't.
- Hang on.

294
00:13:57,641 --> 00:13:59,898
- What the hell is wrong with you?!
- What?!

295
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,641
You're embarrassing me in front of Eric.

296
00:14:01,665 --> 00:14:02,602
It's Derek.

297
00:14:02,627 --> 00:14:05,656
I said hang on! I thought
you were gonna help me.

298
00:14:05,681 --> 00:14:08,203
Well, I'm trying, but
now you're making a scene.

299
00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:10,461
You know what? Uh, I
actually have to go...

300
00:14:10,842 --> 00:14:12,844
call my sponsor.

301
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,728
Thank you so very much.

302
00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:17,859
What is your problem?

303
00:14:17,884 --> 00:14:20,250
I was trying to get you and
Brown Jacket off to Maui.

304
00:14:20,311 --> 00:14:22,645
Forget Brown Jacket!
I had a shot at Eric.

305
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:24,597
- It's Derek.
- I don't care!

306
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:26,766
You totally torpedoed me!

307
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:29,268
Why didn't you just tell him my
kids have two different dads?!

308
00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:31,461
Or that I was a stripper?!

309
00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:35,711
Oh, you are gonna kick
yourself in a minute.

310
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:41,864
Hey.

311
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:44,283
Hey. How'd it go?

312
00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:47,108
Jill vag-blocked me.

313
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,034
Where's Adam?

314
00:14:50,059 --> 00:14:52,008
Adam's having a time out.

315
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,575
Christy, she won't
give me back my chair!

316
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:59,125
We may have hit a rough patch.

317
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,481
So you took away his wheelchair?

318
00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:02,972
What are you doing?

319
00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:04,747
I'm helping the man who can't walk.

320
00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:06,355
Oh, sure. Take his side.

321
00:15:06,492 --> 00:15:07,844
What if he has to pee?

322
00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:09,039
I do!

323
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:11,781
Marjorie's right. You
need to go to a meeting.

324
00:15:11,806 --> 00:15:13,355
Oh, my God, enough with the meetings!

325
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:14,963
It's not always about a meeting!

326
00:15:14,988 --> 00:15:16,571
Sometimes it's about two people

327
00:15:16,596 --> 00:15:18,513
who clearly aren't meant to be together!

328
00:15:18,705 --> 00:15:20,961
That man is impossible to live with!

329
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,781
He trims his nails, watches TV,

330
00:15:23,806 --> 00:15:25,722
he looks at his watch, sleeps!

331
00:15:25,747 --> 00:15:27,734
How am I supposed to
love someone like that?!

332
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,687
- Mom.
- I know! I need a meeting!

333
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,172
There's a late one at
St. Pat's. I'll drive.

334
00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:34,530
That's it. I've had it.

335
00:15:34,555 --> 00:15:36,364
You're out of your freakin' mind, okay?

336
00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:38,437
You're right. I know. I am. I'm sorry.

337
00:15:38,462 --> 00:15:40,102
I love you. I'll see you in an hour.

338
00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:41,710
Wait. What...? What did she just...?

339
00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,195
What just happened?

340
00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:46,734
Don't worry. When she gets back,
she'll be a different person.

341
00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:49,375
She's been three different
people in the last hour!

342
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:02,266
- It's good to have you back, Bonnie.
- It's good to be back.

343
00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:04,624
You know I find with my Victor,

344
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:06,875
the more meetings I go to,
the better our marriage.

345
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,500
And I'm sure he
appreciates your absence.

346
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,466
Good to have you back, Bonnie.

347
00:16:14,803 --> 00:16:16,523
You seem kind of quiet.
Everything okay?

348
00:16:16,548 --> 00:16:17,269
I'm fine.

349
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:19,047
- I'm fine, too.
- No one asked you.

350
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,617
Hey, I went out of my
way to help you meet guys,

351
00:16:21,642 --> 00:16:23,156
and you were nothing but ungrateful.

352
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,680
You didn't help me do anything.

353
00:16:24,705 --> 00:16:27,373
You were jealous that Eric-Derek
liked me instead of you.

354
00:16:27,398 --> 00:16:28,697
Oh, get over yourself.

355
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,388
Eric-Derek went after the little mouse

356
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,280
'cause he knew the big
mouse was out of his league.

357
00:16:32,437 --> 00:16:34,354
Don't tell me what
Eric-Derek was thinking.

358
00:16:34,356 --> 00:16:36,272
You don't know what
Eric-Derek was thinking.

359
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:39,275
- Now, come on, ladies.
- No, let 'em punch themselves out.

360
00:16:39,277 --> 00:16:41,281
What kind of name is Eric-Derek?

361
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,780
Just face it... you
suck as a friend

362
00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:44,906
'cause you're threatened by other women.

363
00:16:44,931 --> 00:16:46,598
I am not!

364
00:16:46,785 --> 00:16:47,917
Come on, ladies.

365
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,312
Get my back here, right?

366
00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:53,992
See? They're with me.

367
00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:57,794
And you know what? If I do have issues

368
00:16:57,796 --> 00:16:59,262
with women, it's not my fault.

369
00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,880
All my life, they've let me down.

370
00:17:00,882 --> 00:17:02,765
- Here we go.
- It's true.

371
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:05,101
My mother killed herself
just when I needed her most.

372
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,398
My therapist married my dad.

373
00:17:06,423 --> 00:17:09,874
And my housekeeper does a really
unflattering impression of me.

374
00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,593
What does that sound like?

375
00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:14,062
Me, but Southern and stupid.

376
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:17,336
Excuse me, but I never let you down.

377
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,828
You're right.

378
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:29,672
You're right. I'm sorry I
let my ego get the best of me.

379
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:33,129
But the thing is...

380
00:17:33,131 --> 00:17:34,258
Stop!

381
00:17:34,878 --> 00:17:37,745
Leave out the excuses
and just say you're sorry.

382
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,754
I'm sorry.

383
00:17:42,469 --> 00:17:43,840
Okay.

384
00:17:43,842 --> 00:17:45,453
I forgive you.

385
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,531
Thanks.

386
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,119
Whenever you're ready.

387
00:17:51,627 --> 00:17:54,344
Oh, don't leave her the
check, honey. She's poor.

388
00:17:58,281 --> 00:18:00,723
Ugh. I just did it again, didn't I?

389
00:18:03,091 --> 00:18:07,406
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