1
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How you doing over there?

2
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I'm good.

3
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Really good.

4
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Good.

5
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Is it weird that I'm good?

6
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No, it's good
that you're good.

7
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Good. Well, I'm good.

8
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Every mom dreams of the day
when they drop

9
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their 42-year-old daughter off
at the airport to go to school.

10
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And I did it all by myself.

11
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Hey, I'm here.

12
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Oh, not the dropping off,
the raising.

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Oh.

14
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I mean, I wasn't there
the whole time.

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But I was definitely there
for the beginning.

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In and out during the middle,
and rock-solid from age 37 on,

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you know, the formative years.

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You have a lot
to be proud of.

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Damn right.
Georgetown Law School

20
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on a full scholarship.

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Phew. Lot of parents would be
in a puddle of tears right now,

22
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but you know
what I think of them?

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Selfish.
(chuckles)

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Not me, 'cause I'm focusing
on what she's gonna get,

25
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not what I'm gonna lose.

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(voice breaking): Which is
the most beautiful little girl

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a mother could ever have.

28
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And this is why I drove.

29
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(crying): Oh, please.
You're gonna cry, too.

30
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Am not.

31
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The Father's Day card
she gave you last year?

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(crying):
Why would you do that to me?

33
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'Cause you miss her
as much as I do.

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I-I do!

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(both sobbing)

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You want to go back and
watch the plane take off?

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I do!

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Okay.

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♪ ♪

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Bonnie, alcoholic.

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ALL: Hi, Bonnie.

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Well, it's been a month since
Adam and I became empty-nesters,

43
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and we are loving it.

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We learn something new
about each other every day.

45
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And we learn a lot
about Christy, too.

46
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Apparently, she was the one
vacuuming the living room.

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(chuckles)

48
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And another thing
we learned about her,

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she doesn't understand
time zones.

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She's smart enough to get
a scholarship to law school,

51
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but she can't grasp
the fact that her 7:00 a.m.

52
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is my 4:00 a.m.

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She's constantly waking me up
'cause she can't subtract three.

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Well, my fault.

55
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I should've taken her
to kindergarten once in a while.

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Yeah, she's in law school.
She's fine.

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That's it. Thanks.

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(applause)

59
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Now that Christy's gone,

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would you like me
to roll my eyes

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a little bit more
while you share?

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Tammy?

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Tammy, alcoholic.

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ALL:
Hi, Tammy.

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Uh, it's my birthday tomorrow.

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Uh, not a sober one, a
squeezing out of the womb one.

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Normally,

68
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I love my birthday,
but not this year.

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My dad tracked me down
from prison and sent me a card

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saying he's gonna
call me tomorrow.

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What am I supposed to do
with that?

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The man killed my mom.

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I haven't talked to him
since I was 14.

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And I don't want
to talk to him now.

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I know this program
is about second chances,

76
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but does that mean
I have to give him one?

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I mean... I don't know.

78
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I'm totally spinning out
over what to do.

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Thanks.

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(applause)

81
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Well, now I feel bad
for sharing about

82
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how my Jacuzzi's
not bubbly enough.

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You know, there's a place
where you can get free hot wings

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on your birthday.

85
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Nice.

86
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Yeah, they give you
a free wing for every year.

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It's the only time
I'm honest about my age.

88
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Wow, it is a mess over here.

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I know. Christy really did a lot
more cleaning than we thought.

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Yeah, well,
I'll pick up the slack.

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Great. She used to
do the coffee urn.

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Oh, on it.

93
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(gasps) Oh, I think
we should throw this one away

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and start over.

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Girls, don't forget Tammy's
surprise dinner tomorrow.

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BOTH:
Get there by 7:00 and park
the car around the corner.

97
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Good. You're as
excited as I am.

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Brilliant idea:
I'm gonna throw Tammy

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a surprise slumber party
tomorrow night at my house.

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(gasps)
Love it.

101
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Sounds good.

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Bonnie, you know I've
been planning a dinner.

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But my idea's better.

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Kind of is.

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I've been working
on this for weeks.

106
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Well, I'm sorry, but she told me

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she really wanted
a slumber party.

108
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When did she say that?

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When she was 14.

110
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But I'm sure it's still true.

111
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Oh, damn it.

112
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What's up?

113
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I accidentally got
"It's a Girl!" balloons.

114
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Well, Tammy is a girl.

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I'm sorry, I know you don't like
me to look on the bright side.

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I really want to keep Tammy's
mind off her dad calling.

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This party has to be perfect,
and I messed up the decorations.

118
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Or you did that on purpose
so, when Jill gets here,

119
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she takes over
and does everything for you.

120
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Look, I didn't marry you
so you could get to know me.

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(knocking on door)

122
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Hey.

123
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Oh, hey, Adam,
are you staying

124
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for the ladies-only party
that's only for ladies?

125
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No, Gus and I are going fishing.

126
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That's code for
drinking beer in a cabin

127
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and not fishing at all.

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(chuckles)

129
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She's not wrong.

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Mwah.

131
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Have fun.

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Come on, Gus.

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He doesn't even own a rod.

134
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ADAM:
I'm gonna pick one up
at the liquor store!

135
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So...
(clears throat)

136
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Am I seeing your decorations
in their entirety?

137
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No. I got baby shower balloons.

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Mm-hmm, taking over.

139
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Mm-hmm, letting you.

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(knocking on door)

141
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What's this?

142
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It's the cake
you asked me to bring.

143
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But it's
from the grocery store.

144
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I thought you'd bake
something.

145
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And I thought we'd be
at a nice dinner right now.

146
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Guess we were both wrong.

147
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We don't just go to bed, right?

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Don't look at me.

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My gosh, did none of you ever go

150
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to a slumber party
when you were kids?

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Foster care.

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No friends.

153
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I was strung out on horse.

154
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Oh. Well, lucky for you,

155
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I was extremely popular
and I will guide you through it.

156
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There is an ebb and flow
to a slumber party,

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not unlike a poem
or a good massage.

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(knocking on door)

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She's here. Big smiles.

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Not the pageant one,
Jill, the real one.

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Hey. Remember what you wanted
for your 14th birthday?

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A case of beer?

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No.

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Curly hair? True love?

165
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No.

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No. A slumber party.
And here it is!

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ALL:
Surprise!

168
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Oh, my God, you guys.
This is amazing!

169
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Look at the flowers
and balloons.

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And a sign with
my name on it.

171
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Oh, there's no way this
could possibly be better.

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Unless we had a homemade cake.

173
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Never have I ever

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faked a toothache
just to get nitrous.

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Oh.

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(laughs)

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So, I drink if
I've done it?

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ALL:
Yes.

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We've been playing this game
for half an hour.

180
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How is this still
a question for you?

181
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The sentence structure
is very confusing.

182
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It should really just
be "have you ever."

183
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Well, normally,
you'd play this game drunk,

184
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so grammar doesn't matter.

185
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Okay, let me try one.

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I have never,
ever, never...

187
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Oy.

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(all groan)

189
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...had sex in a church.

190
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WENDY:
Mm.

191
00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,102
Wait, it was a bris.
Do synagogues count?

192
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How about an Amish guy
at a barn raising?

193
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Any place where God is defiled.

194
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Hey, didn't you have sex
at a funeral?

195
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I did,
but it was at the cemetery.

196
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Thanks for remembering, though.

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You go, Bonnie.

198
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Oh, good luck finding
something you haven't done.

199
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Never have I ever
eaten cat treats

200
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because I was curious.

201
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I knew it!

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(all laughing)

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Tammy, go.

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No, no, I want to go again.

205
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Never have I ever

206
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killed something I was
supposed to be taking care of.

207
00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,722
I forgot to water
your ficus. Get over it.

208
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All 73 of your cats
were still alive, weren't they?

209
00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,896
What'd you kill,
someone's buzz?

210
00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,731
No.

211
00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,191
A man.

212
00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,525
TAMMY, BONNIE AND MARJORIE:
What?

213
00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,525
Wait,

214
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,235
did this just segue
into Murder Mystery?

215
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,654
Because I did not
authorize that.

216
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:11,199
Last week,
I had two patients in the ER

217
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and only one ICU bed.

218
00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:15,745
I advocated for one guy
over the other,

219
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so the doctor took him first.

220
00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,790
By the time we found a bed,

221
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the other patient had died.

222
00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,920
Oh, sweetie, that's
not your fault.

223
00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,755
You're a nurse. You
have to prioritize

224
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based on who needs it more.

225
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,926
But I'm not sure I did.

226
00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,136
The other guy was rude to me.

227
00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:36,015
I'm worried
that I was playing God.

228
00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,895
No. You just have
a really tough job.

229
00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,231
You didn't kill
anybody. My dad,

230
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on the other hand...

231
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New game. New game, Jill.

232
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(clears throat) Yeah. Okay.
This one's my favorite.

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Tammy, you breathe really fast
until you get light-headed,

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and the rest of us will push
on your chest till you pass out.

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It's called Pass Out.

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As a medical
professional,

237
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I am not sure I
can allow this.

238
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As a sober person,
I don't think it's a good idea.

239
00:09:00,164 --> 00:09:02,458
Aw. I can't drink.
I can't do drugs.

240
00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,961
Now I can't even have people
cut off my air supply for fun?

241
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,545
Damn it.

242
00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:13,052
All right, ladies,
welcome to Sex Bucket.

243
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,136
(all laugh)

244
00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,471
This contains the names

245
00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,139
of the men
from our Wednesday meeting.

246
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,517
When it is your turn,
you will pick two names

247
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,477
and choose the one
you would sleep with.

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BONNIE: Oh!

249
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,520
WENDY:
Ah.

250
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,520
Birthday girl?

251
00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:23,646
Ooh, all right.

252
00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,356
(clears throat)
Let's see.

253
00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:27,650
Vigorous Handshake Dave...

254
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,527
(all laugh)

255
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,527
...versus

256
00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,112
Paul the Veteran.

257
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,114
Ooh.

258
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,114
Ooh, that's tricky. Oh.

259
00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:34,657
I choose Paul.
Don't love the beard,

260
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,158
but thank you for your service.

261
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,576
(all laugh)

262
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,662
Okay. My turn, my turn.

263
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,662
Okay.

264
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,330
All righty.

265
00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,167
Angry Mark
the Meditation Teacher...

266
00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:46,961
Uh-huh.

267
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,629
...or Tight Jeans Tom.

268
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,006
TAMMY:
Hmm.

269
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,006
Oh, I don't know.

270
00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,132
Just pick one.

271
00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,341
I prefer Tom,

272
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,176
but there's a lot
of self-adjusting.

273
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,178
This isn't real.

274
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,722
That doesn't mean
it couldn't lead to something.

275
00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,974
Okay, part of what makes
this game fun is pace.

276
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,350
Marjorie, go.

277
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,019
I don't want to
play this game.

278
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,979
If we as women
want to be treated

279
00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:06,355
with respect and dignity,

280
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,733
we shouldn't be sitting here
objectifying men.

281
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:11,694
(scoffs) We're only
objectifying the hot ones.

282
00:10:12,611 --> 00:10:15,364
Well done.
You ruined Sex Bucket.

283
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,325
Next game, Jill.

284
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,701
All right. Truth or Dare.

285
00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,786
Love it!
I'll go first. Dare.

286
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,372
I have one.

287
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,710
(clears throat)

288
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,545
Hello.

289
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:31,922
I would like to buy
one packet of condoms--

290
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,799
your smallest size--

291
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,927
and every flavor of Slim Jim.

292
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,930
And also,
I would like to tell you this.

293
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,565
♪ You make me feel ♪

294
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:54,403
♪ You make me feel like ♪

295
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,281
♪ A natural ♪

296
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,241
♪ Woman ♪

297
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,243
♪ Woman! ♪

298
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,412
(laughter)

299
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,915
All right, ring it up.
Let's end this nightmare.

300
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:10,920
♪ ♪

301
00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:14,715
(whooping, laughter,
indistinct chatter)

302
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,093
All right,
you can take it off now.

303
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,761
(phone ringing)

304
00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:21,263
Oh, God.

305
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,099
Is that your dad?

306
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,099
No, it's this guy

307
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,935
who works at Home Depot--
he likes to talk dirty to me.

308
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,938
Hey, Steve.
I got to call you back.

309
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,815
No, you're a whore.
Gotta go.

310
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,404
Okay, Jill, your turn.
Truth or dare?

311
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,280
Um, truth, please.

312
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,699
How many times a week
do you and Andy have sex?

313
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,744
12 to 15.

314
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
Oh, my God!

315
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
Seriously?

316
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,746
You lie!

317
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,706
I don't even have sex
12 times a year.

318
00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,294
You could at least pretend
to be surprised.

319
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:55,631
Wait. Don't
you get bored?

320
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,509
Nah. We mix it up
with toys and role play.

321
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:01,512
My favorite is "upscale Realtor
at a very open house."

322
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,139
BONNIE:
Mmm.

323
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,932
My mom was a Realtor.

324
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,435
She used to let me stick
the signs in the lawn.

325
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,520
(clicks tongue)
I'd forgotten about that.

326
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,272
Nice work, Jill.

327
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:14,108
How was I supposed to know?

328
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,111
Pillow fight!

329
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:19,530
(laughter, indistinct shouts)

330
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,160
Whoa!

331
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,328
Whoa. Whoa.

332
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,122
(panting)

333
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,915
(grunts)

334
00:12:36,755 --> 00:12:38,048
What's wrong with you?

335
00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,135
What do you mean?
She was whaling on me!

336
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:43,137
Yeah, but you
really crossed a line.

337
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,723
We don't hit our elders.
They're brittle.

338
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:48,017
You know what?
Screw you guys.

339
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,064
(door slams)

340
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:56,025
(Marjorie sobbing)

341
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,029
Don't worry, it's
not a slumber party

342
00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:02,323
till somebody cries.

343
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,240
♪ ♪

344
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,371
Well, this party
just went off a cliff.

345
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,206
No, it's okay.

346
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:13,000
This is the part
where we pick sides.

347
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,044
We're not 12.
We're not picking sides.

348
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,712
I'm gonna go check on Bonnie.

349
00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,672
I'll check on Marjorie.

350
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,968
Well, we just picked sides,
but okay.

351
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:28,224
Bonnie makes me angry
in a way no one else can.

352
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,601
Maybe I hit her too hard
with the pillow,

353
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:33,854
but a woman
can only take so much.

354
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,233
Marjorie, it isn't safe
to eat raw cookie dough.

355
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,194
Seriously?

356
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,029
You're worried
about cookie dough?

357
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,615
I used to huff bug spray.

358
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,077
I'm sorry that tonight
got messed up.

359
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,079
I just wanted to keep
your mind off your dad.

360
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,122
It did. A little.

361
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,624
Not at all.

362
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,417
But I appreciate it.

363
00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,920
I honestly don't know
what I'm gonna do if he calls.

364
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,714
Well, whatever you
decide, I got your back.

365
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,714
And I got yours.

366
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,591
Good. 'Cause what
do you want to bet

367
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,718
Marjorie's out there talking
smack about me right now?

368
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,262
No, she's not.

369
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,264
Yes, she is.
(chuckles)

370
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,099
Sorry, I've been
spying on both sides.

371
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934
Well, come on in.

372
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934
Okay.

373
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,436
This is really turning out
to be a great slumber party.

374
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,772
I was worried without wine
coolers and boys sneaking in,

375
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,065
it was gonna suck.

376
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,525
Well, I'm beginning
to think that getting

377
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,277
a bunch of alcoholics together
to act like teenagers

378
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,570
was a bad idea.

379
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,612
So what now?

380
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,281
Well, Bonnie's
got to go out there

381
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,448
and beg
for Marjorie's forgiveness,

382
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,616
and then when Marjorie
goes to sleep,

383
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,620
we have to put her hand in
hot water so she pees herself.

384
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,789
Your call, big sauce.

385
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,291
Well, that's pretty immature.

386
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,959
I love it.

387
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,959
Aah!

388
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,836
Oops. I'm sorry.

389
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,506
What's going on?

390
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,633
I'm calling an Uber
and going home.

391
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,634
Pissed off and
leaving early?

392
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,803
For women who have never
been to a slumber party,

393
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:49,305
you're sure checking
all the boxes.

394
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,806
Oh, come on.

395
00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:52,683
Can't we just let this go
and have some fun?

396
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,686
How about you dare me
to go to Jiffy Lube

397
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,396
and say I didn't know
it was for cars?

398
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,149
Tammy,
I'll bake you a cake tomorrow

399
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,859
and we'll celebrate.

400
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,447
Actually,
I think I'm gonna go, too.

401
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,198
Maybe we should
just call it a night.

402
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,201
We haven't even talked anybody
into cutting their hair yet.

403
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,870
Nobody is going anywhere.

404
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,832
Hey!

405
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,832
I don't want to
hear it, Bonnie.

406
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:17,708
What is wrong with you?

407
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,793
Why are you being
such a grouchy, grumpy,

408
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,296
grocery-store-cake-buying
sourpuss?

409
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,632
My doctor told me

410
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,842
that I have something wrong
with my heart.

411
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,093
I love you so much.

412
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,054
You have to live forever.

413
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,391
Put your meat sticks down.

414
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,226
Marjorie needs a
heart transplant.

415
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,688
No. It's nothing
like that.

416
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,150
(sighs) I need a stent
put in my existing heart.

417
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,653
Oh, my God.

418
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,653
That's so awful.

419
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,489
But still, that was no excuse
for hitting you like that.

420
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:50,491
Bonnie, I'm sorry.

421
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,243
I guess I just didn't
realize how afraid I am.

422
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,870
I forgive you. And I
won't make you pee yourself

423
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:55,996
when you fall asleep.

424
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,414
What?

425
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,376
Why didn't you
tell us?

426
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,670
'Cause it's Tammy's birthday--
I didn't want to ruin it.

427
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,213
Honestly, there's
no ruining it.

428
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,632
I've been freaked out
myself all night long.

429
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,218
Every time my phone makes
a noise, my heart stops.

430
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,678
Sorry, Marjorie.

431
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,222
New game.

432
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,599
It's okay, Jill--
that ship has sailed.

433
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,017
Nope. This one's called
Fear Bucket.

434
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,686
I just made it up.

435
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,897
Ah. These were for Pictionary,
but I'm gonna pivot.

436
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,941
Write down your deepest fears,

437
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,860
and we are gonna set 'em on fire
so they lose their power.

438
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,613
Be honest.

439
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:31,699
And they can't all be: "I'm
afraid Marjorie's gonna die."

440
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,452
♪ ♪

441
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,791
"I'm afraid of making
a mistake at work

442
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,501
and hurting someone."

443
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,754
"I'm afraid

444
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,257
"if I don't take my dad's
call, I'm gonna regret it,

445
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,426
"and I'm afraid if
I answer the call,

446
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,178
I'll be betraying
my mother."

447
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,807
"I'm afraid Andy and I
are having so much sex

448
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,935
because we have nothing
to talk about."

449
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,605
"I'm afraid I'm not
going to get to see

450
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,107
my granddaughter
grow up."

451
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,361
"I'm afraid of spiders."

452
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,949
"I'm afraid the people
in this group

453
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,659
don't know
how much I love them."

454
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,244
Aw...

455
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,329
Shut up. I meant
to write spiders.

456
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,329
(laughs)

457
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,624
Is it just me, or
is this the best game
we've played all night?

458
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710
I loved it.

459
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,710
Absolutely.

460
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,962
(Southern accent):
We should put some hot dogs
on them fears.

461
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,505
(laughter)

462
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,716
(phone ringing)

463
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,803
It's him. I still
don't know what to do.

464
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,637
Got your back.

465
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,931
(takes deep breath)

466
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,224
Hello?

467
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,059
Yes, I'll accept the call.

468
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,772
Yeah. Hi.

469
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,982
(exhales)
Well, I wasn't gonna,

470
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984
but here I am.

471
00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:51,111
So...

472
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:54,281
what's new with you?

473
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,492
Really? I'm sober, too.

474
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,620
Yeah, almost
three years, yeah.

475
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:02,372
Wow, that's a long time.

476
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,541
Good for you.

477
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,878
Look, um...

478
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:12,174
I'm with my friends, so I can't
really talk right now, but...

479
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,886
(choked up): thank you
for remembering my birthday.

480
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,471
Okay, bye.

481
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,975
(laughs)

482
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,894
♪ ♪

483
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,694
(groans) My back is gonna
hate me in the morning.

484
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,239
My left ass cheek is
totally numb.

485
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:37,699
We may be too old
to sleep on the floor.

486
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,827
Why does Marjorie
get the couch?

487
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,620
(quietly):
Because she's dying.

488
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,834
I'm not dying and I'm not deaf.

489
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,044
Although lately
I've been having trouble

490
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,004
in noisy restaurants.

491
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,841
Guys, it's
almost 4:00 a.m.

492
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,634
We've got
to go to sleep.

493
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:58,720
Jill's right. We're gonna be
so cranky in the morning.

494
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,348
Thanks for the best
birthday ever, you guys.

495
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,933
Good night.

496
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,560
Good night.

497
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Good night.

498
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Night.

499
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,436
Good night.

500
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,773
(ringtone playing)

501
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,609
Unbelievable.

502
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,237
Hi, Christy.

503
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,406
No. I'm up.

504
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,574
How's it going, honey?

505
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,951
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506
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,502
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