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Hurry up! We have to go!
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I'm sorry. I wanted to
wear my Eagles T-shirt.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Oh.
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Come on, you know it looks
better with boobs in it.
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Well, you could say that about anything.
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Let's go.
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Bye, Christy.
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Bye.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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I am very, very sick.
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Well, off to serve people food.
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Honey, you look like
you're in The Addams Family.
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But I put on lip gloss.
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Was it gray?
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I think you have a fever.
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I gave lap dances
when I had chicken pox,
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I can power through
this... No, I can't. Oh.
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Poor thing. Ready?
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She's gonna be okay, right?
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- Are you gonna be okay?
- You bet.
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Okay. Love you. Have fun.
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I mean, bye.
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You're gonna stretch my
shirt out in a weird way.
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Yeah, like you did with my thong?
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That was a joke. That
was funny. You laughed.
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Then in '80, I saw The Long Run tour.
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That was the first album
Timothy B. Schmit was on.
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People were freaking out,
shouting, "Where's Randy?"
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Then when Schmit came
out and started singing
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"I Can't Tell You Why," it was like
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a hippie angel was ju...
You're not even listening
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to my great Eagles story.
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I'm sorry. I'm having
this weird feeling.
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A-Are-are you
gonna throw up, too?
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Oh, God, can you do it out the window?
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I just had the van detailed.
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It's not that. I keep
picturing Christy alone
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on the bathroom floor and I get sad.
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Or is it worried?
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Maybe I'm just hungry.
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No, it's definitely an emotion.
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Oh, my God.
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I want to go home and
take care of my daughter.
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N-Now? We're almost to San Francisco.
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I know the timing's not
great, but I got to go back.
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Oh.
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Do I got to go back?
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What are you... Are
you suggesting I tuck
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and roll out of the
van and hitchhike home?
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No. Actually, I was thinking
that we could pull over
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at that diner and-and I'd wait with you
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until an Uber came and
pay for your ride home.
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Oh, that's reasonable, let's do that.
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Christy!
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Oh, honey.
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Mama's here.
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I skipped the concert
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and rushed home to take care of you.
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Oh, no.
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Now I'm hallucinating.
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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How does so much stuff come
out of such a teeny person?
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You're like a clown car.
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I haven't had corn in weeks.
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How does it do that?
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Oh, boy, here it comes again.
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Hair's up, let it rip.
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False alarm.
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I'm calling it. Time of empty: 3:17.
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Ah.
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I can't believe, when I was drinking,
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vomiting was a regular part of my day.
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Yeah, mine, too.
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It was like sleeping or
eating or shoplifting.
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I actually used to choose my drinks
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based on how I thought they
would taste coming back up.
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That's pretty much the only reason
to drink créme de menthe.
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Barf that up, you're minty fresh,
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and go right back to making out.
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- You know what else I don't miss?
- Hmm.
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Having a dent in my
forehead because I passed out
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on a gas station toilet seat.
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Gas station? La-Di-da.
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I remember throwing up in my own pants.
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Aw. And it was such a shame
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because you had just stolen them.
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You want me to get you some water?
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Uh, water feels risky.
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But I think I'm ready
to leave the bathroom.
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- All right, let's do this.
- Ah.
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Lean on me. I got you.
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Thanks. You're a good mom.
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What? Oh! Sorry, sorry.
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I'm sorry. Oh, God.
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It's just you've never said those words
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in that order without other
really mean words in the middle.
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Well, it's true.
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This has been miserable,
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but... you found a way
to make it kind of...
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Oh, oh, boy. Go back, go back.
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Go back, go back.
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Maybe after you puke you
can finish that compliment.
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What? I'm in the middle of something.
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Where are you? The
meeting's about to start.
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Christy's sick, so I stayed
home to take care of her.
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Why do you lie for no reason?
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Goodbye, Jill.
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Bye, liar.
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This is so much less
stressful than stealing it
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from a Days Inn.
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What are you doing?
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I thought you could watch from bed.
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But we don't have a cable thing up here.
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Huh. Back you go.
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You know what you could do...
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What? What could I do?
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You could leave the TV,
go get the DVD player,
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and I could watch that.
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Great idea.
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A movie marathon of the
two DVDs we own coming up.
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Yay.
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Dirty Dancing first,
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then Sheena Easton's 7 Minute Stomach.
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Mom?
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Yeah?
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- You know what I want?
- What?
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Can I have some rainbow sherbet?
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We don't have any.
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The store does.
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Right, right. I'm on it.
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'Cause I'm a good mom, and
that's what good moms do.
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I'm just gonna take ten
bucks from your purse.
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I'm just gonna take the whole purse.
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I'm gonna take your car, too.
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I'm sorry, what am I getting again?
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Are we done cleaning up already?
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Record time.
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And with two less people.
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Well, you know why.
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Jill, be kind.
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Because the two less people
are Christy and Bonnie.
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I'm uncomfortable talking about them
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behind their back.
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Well, I'm not, and I'll say it again.
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Everything's easier without
Christy and Bonnie. Whoo!
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That's not fair. They help.
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You get that they're not here,
so we're being honest, right?
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Okay, I'll play.
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Have you ever noticed how
Bonnie takes, like, one chair
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and just leans on it until
we've finished all the work?
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And then Christy stops
helping to yell at Bonnie.
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And then we all have to stop to referee
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and validate their stupid feelings.
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And then everything's about them.
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Ooh, this is fun.
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Hey, if putting chairs
away is better without them,
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think how great the bistro's gonna be.
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Wait. Christy and Bonnie are the ones
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that make us go to the bistro.
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We can go anywhere.
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You're right. How about
Mexican? Or Italian.
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There's a Greek place around the block
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where the waiters dance.
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Okay, we'll go to the
bistro, but we don't have to.
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Freedom!
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Okay, this one's for cough,
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and this one's for fever.
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My kid has both. I
don't know what to do.
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Yeah. My daughter has the flu,
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but I don't want to give
her anything too strong.
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She's so tiny.
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This is the first time
Declan's ever been this sick.
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I feel completely helpless.
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Yeah, it's so hard to see your child
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lying in bed, suffering.
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And they don't understand
what's happening.
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No. You should've
seen my daughter's face
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when I told her she
couldn't go to school.
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You know, you sound
like such a good mom.
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Counting me, you're the third
person to say that today.
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Hmm.
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I'm going with this.
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It says "pediatrician recommended."
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I'm gonna go with this.
Christy loves purple flavor.
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Hmm.
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They say it gets easier
when they get older.
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Oh, fingers crossed.
Mine just turned two.
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How old's yours? 41.
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Do you guys wait for
me to pick something up,
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and then call?
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You know we can't see you, right?
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How's Christy?
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She's keeping down crackers.
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If that holds, we'll try some toast.
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If that stays put, we'll
show applesauce who's boss.
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Well, aren't you the good mom.
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That's the word on the street.
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I got to tell you, if I'd known
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taking care of your
kid was so rewarding,
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I would've jumped in much sooner.
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Yeah, too bad the joys of motherhood
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are such a well-kept secret.
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Totally. Someone should
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put that on Facebook.
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- I got to go.
- Tell Christy I said feel... hello?
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Hey. Hey. How was the concert?
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- Ah, it was okay.
- Just okay?
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I feel bad talking about
it 'cause you weren't there.
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Honey, I made a choice
to put my child first,
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and it's been deeply fulfilling.
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I don't regret missing the show at all.
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I went backstage!
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What?!
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Yes. I'm sitting next
to Joe Walsh's dentist.
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He totally hooked me
up. I met all the guys.
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That's... great.
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Yeah. Joe Walsh let me
noodle around on his guitar.
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That's what he called it. "Noodling."
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We hung out till 3:00 a.m.
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Don Henley asked me if I wanted
to split an egg roll with him.
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I was like, "Yeah."
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It was so awesome.
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I-I-I-I... Sorry.
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Don't be. I'm... actually fine.
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Really? You're not mad that I had
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the greatest night of my
life, and you weren't there?
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No. Would I have loved
to share an egg roll
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with Don Henley? Absolutely.
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I bet he'd take the smaller half.
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But my daughter needed me,
and I was there for her.
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So I had the greatest
night of my life, too.
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Mom... I puked on my pillow.
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Got to go.
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- I have a picture of me and the guys.
- Don't push it!
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And because of that I had
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to empty the entire refrigerator.
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The meat had spoiled,
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and the cheese had spoiled.
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And I didn't think the
lettuce had spoiled,
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but it did spoil.
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Darn it, I got to pee.
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I'll finish the story when I come back.
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Can't wait, sweetie.
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Oh, my God, she thinks that's a story.
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I lost seven years of my life in prison.
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I can't afford to sit through this.
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Our apex predator is missing.
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What?
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I saw this show on the
Nature Channel last night.
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I didn't want to watch it,
but my nails weren't dry,
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so I couldn't touch the remote.
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Turns out there are these
things called ecosystems,
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and when one piece is missing...
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- whole thing goes to hell.
- I see where you're going.
259
00:11:28,452 --> 00:11:30,018
Not a clue.
260
00:11:30,677 --> 00:11:32,887
Well, in India they have rats.
261
00:11:32,912 --> 00:11:34,552
But not too many,
because they have snakes
262
00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:36,080
that eat the rats.
263
00:11:36,105 --> 00:11:38,560
But not too many, because
they also have mongooses
264
00:11:38,585 --> 00:11:39,905
that eat the snakes.
265
00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,297
It's gross but it's beautiful.
266
00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:44,632
What does this have to
do with Wendy accidentally
267
00:11:44,657 --> 00:11:46,290
unplugging her fridge?
268
00:11:47,052 --> 00:11:49,837
She's the rat, and she's
telling endless stories
269
00:11:49,862 --> 00:11:51,540
because our snake's
been home for three days
270
00:11:51,564 --> 00:11:53,464
taking care of our
little blonde mongoose.
271
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,950
Oh, this was a metaphor.
272
00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:05,543
Yikes. 102.7.
273
00:12:05,568 --> 00:12:07,301
102.7.
274
00:12:07,413 --> 00:12:10,648
All of today's hits with
half the commercials.
275
00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,827
I made you some soup.
276
00:12:12,852 --> 00:12:15,661
No soup for me.
277
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,234
When I say I made it, I
don't mean I microwaved it.
278
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:22,837
I mean I... made it.
279
00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,696
I did everything but... the chicken.
280
00:12:26,732 --> 00:12:29,300
- You know what I really want?
- Soup?
281
00:12:29,413 --> 00:12:32,670
- A bath.
- Honey, I don't know.
282
00:12:32,783 --> 00:12:35,116
Maybe we should wait
till your fever breaks.
283
00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:37,541
- Bath.
- Soup.
284
00:12:37,829 --> 00:12:39,896
Can I take a bath in the soup?
285
00:12:41,138 --> 00:12:43,192
If it makes you feel
better, I haven't had a bath
286
00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:45,816
or a shower or a full night's
sleep in the last three days.
287
00:12:46,028 --> 00:12:48,302
Why would that make me feel better?
288
00:12:48,821 --> 00:12:50,132
I don't know. It's just an update.
289
00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:51,505
Now take a nap.
290
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,412
But I don't want to.
291
00:12:53,437 --> 00:12:56,037
Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap.
292
00:12:56,062 --> 00:12:59,271
Okay. Oh...
293
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,880
I'll take a nap in the bath.
294
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:11,542
- Hey.
- Hey. When did you get here?
295
00:13:11,654 --> 00:13:13,554
Couple of minutes ago.
296
00:13:13,579 --> 00:13:15,997
So, uh, what's going on?
297
00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:18,325
I made soup.
298
00:13:20,127 --> 00:13:21,994
Did any of it get in the pot?
299
00:13:23,456 --> 00:13:26,192
Ooh, sarcasm. Just what I need.
300
00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,693
Why are you here?
301
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,271
I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
302
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,317
I miss you, although
this short interaction
303
00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,142
has fixed that.
304
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,434
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
305
00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:38,657
I'm making 27 cups of tea a day,
306
00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:39,914
soup that nobody eats.
307
00:13:39,939 --> 00:13:41,317
I'm sleeping on the floor next to her
308
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:42,573
in case she needs me.
309
00:13:42,642 --> 00:13:43,852
I finally got a look under the bed.
310
00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,099
I think I know how Christy got sick.
311
00:13:47,079 --> 00:13:49,021
Well, is there anything
I can do to help?
312
00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:52,106
Yeah.
313
00:13:52,819 --> 00:13:54,218
You can eat my damn soup.
314
00:13:54,513 --> 00:13:56,164
Actually, I just had a cheeseburger.
315
00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:57,955
Eat it!
316
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,645
Damn it!
317
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:22,890
Huh?
318
00:14:22,915 --> 00:14:24,081
What's happening?
319
00:14:24,106 --> 00:14:27,441
You left the tub on.
There's water everywhere.
320
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:32,060
I told you no bath.
321
00:14:34,527 --> 00:14:37,015
I just washed those.
What are you doing?!
322
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:37,972
I'm helping.
323
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:39,363
Stop it!
324
00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:41,065
Now you got your PJs wet.
325
00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,716
God, you're driving me crazy!
326
00:14:45,271 --> 00:14:46,552
I'm sorry.
327
00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:49,039
I'm sorry.
328
00:14:49,108 --> 00:14:51,614
I was just try... try...
329
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,355
trying to help.
330
00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:57,158
I know you were. It's okay, it's okay.
331
00:14:57,183 --> 00:14:59,617
Let's, uh, let's get you changed
and get back to bed, okay?
332
00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,333
Mommy loves you.
333
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:11,128
Just... stay still, don't move.
334
00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:12,329
Ooh!
335
00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:17,078
Oh, come on.
336
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,069
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
337
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,415
Just put these on and get back in bed
338
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,373
and don't do anything else.
339
00:15:22,481 --> 00:15:23,980
Uh-huh.
340
00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:34,376
Oh...
341
00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:45,465
I got the door. Keep eating.
342
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,390
- But I hurt.
- I said eat.
343
00:15:50,736 --> 00:15:53,658
Hey, we just came by
to see how it's going.
344
00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:56,784
It's going great. Really great.
345
00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:58,196
Why are you wet?
346
00:15:58,221 --> 00:15:59,754
'Cause it's going bad.
347
00:15:59,779 --> 00:16:01,685
Really bad.
348
00:16:01,981 --> 00:16:03,747
You poor thing.
349
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:05,893
One time at the hospital,
I had 14 patients...
350
00:16:05,918 --> 00:16:07,251
Oh, shut up, Wendy.
351
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,505
Yeah, baby, get that rat.
352
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,457
Mom? Can I take a bath?
353
00:16:13,526 --> 00:16:15,045
Oh, my God. I'm coming.
354
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:16,904
No, you sit. I got this.
355
00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:18,673
Wendy, take care of Christy.
356
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,827
Tammy, why don't you
go make Bonnie some tea?
357
00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:22,951
Coming up.
358
00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:25,012
Oh, hi, Adam.
359
00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:27,150
Why didn't anyone tell me he was here?
360
00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:29,108
What you doing?
361
00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:33,654
I tried.
362
00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:37,335
I tried to be perfect
and then I yelled at her.
363
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,093
I yelled at my sick child.
364
00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:40,628
I'm a monster.
365
00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:42,574
Bonnie, even the best mom in the world
366
00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,871
is gonna lose it once in a while.
367
00:16:44,926 --> 00:16:47,489
No one told me being a
parent would be this hard.
368
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,971
Really? I don't even have
a kid and I know that.
369
00:16:49,996 --> 00:16:51,607
I mean, just look around the airport.
370
00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,599
People are losing their minds.
371
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,934
It was going so well. I
don't know what happened.
372
00:16:57,046 --> 00:16:59,146
You stopped taking care of yourself.
373
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:01,393
When was the last time
you went to a meeting?
374
00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:02,984
Or had a manicure?
375
00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:05,395
Did you dig a shallow
grave with those things?
376
00:17:06,455 --> 00:17:07,955
Christy needs me.
377
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,848
If I leave her now, I'm
exactly who I used to be.
378
00:17:10,961 --> 00:17:12,894
If you left to score
coke and didn't come back
379
00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:14,723
for four days, then, yeah.
380
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,080
But a manicure's okay.
381
00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,341
Or a meeting.
382
00:17:19,992 --> 00:17:21,954
It's hard to be there for someone else
383
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:24,356
if you're falling apart.
384
00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:27,665
You going to a meeting is
you taking care of Christy.
385
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:32,046
You could go to a
meeting, then a manicure.
386
00:17:32,071 --> 00:17:34,792
I don't want to put on my pajamas.
387
00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,414
And you can't make me.
388
00:17:36,439 --> 00:17:39,574
That's it. I'm done having children!
389
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:52,625
Froot Loops.
390
00:17:52,694 --> 00:17:55,461
Oh, or do I want Lucky Charms?
391
00:17:55,903 --> 00:17:57,463
Oh, can I get both?
392
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,448
You know how you get when
you have too much sugar.
393
00:17:59,919 --> 00:18:03,225
Come on. I was sick for a week. Please?
394
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,554
- Okay, but just this one time.
- Yay!
395
00:18:07,008 --> 00:18:09,842
Ooh, you know what else I
really want? Canned ravioli.
396
00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:11,367
I thought we were done throwing up.
397
00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:13,349
Please.
398
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:16,778
- Fine, but that's it.
- Yay!
399
00:18:23,881 --> 00:18:26,582
Declan's mom? Christy's mom.
400
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,406
Oh, hi.
401
00:18:28,431 --> 00:18:29,730
What's going on?
402
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:31,987
Declan's cold turned
into the stomach flu
403
00:18:32,012 --> 00:18:34,376
and then into an ear
infection and now it's strep
404
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:35,968
and I can't stop crying
405
00:18:35,993 --> 00:18:39,880
and I am just failing so
hard at this mom stuff.
406
00:18:39,905 --> 00:18:42,765
Where is Declan now?
He's with my husband.
407
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,060
Okay, text him and tell him
you're gonna be a little late.
408
00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:48,337
- Why? - Because you and I are
gonna go get our nails done.
409
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:50,595
- Oh, I don't, I...
- You can't take care of your son
410
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,386
unless you take care of yourself.
411
00:18:52,411 --> 00:18:54,520
I'm too tired to argue.
412
00:18:54,545 --> 00:18:55,678
Kids will do that to you.
413
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,761
By the way, I'm Bonnie.
414
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,185
Mackenzie.
415
00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:01,917
Can I at least get my groceries?
416
00:19:01,986 --> 00:19:03,419
No.
417
00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,537
Mom?
418
00:19:11,796 --> 00:19:13,729
Mom?
419
00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:17,743
I lost my mom.
420
00:19:17,768 --> 00:19:23,427
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