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Look at you.

2
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You certainly are.

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On your way to being a lawyer.

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Do you need money?

5
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'Cause I don't have any.

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I just bought a Slurpee
with my Discover card.

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I was just thinking
how proud I am of you.

8
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- Aw.
- And what I could've done in my life

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if it weren't for my ADD.

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There it is!

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No, I mean it.

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I could've been a doctor. Or a lawyer.

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- Or a doctor-lawyer.
- Mm.

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A doctor just for lawyers.

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Without borders.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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- How was your night?
- Fantastic.

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If only March Madness
were all year round.

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Then it would just be madness.

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Every basketball fan
in town called in sick

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to work and guzzled beer in my bar.

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- God bless them all.
- Yay, alcohol!

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You should start your
next share with that.

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Yeah, I started my
first share with that.

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And thank God for Tammy.

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She's not the best waitress,

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but she also doubles as a bouncer.

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She threw one guy out tonight,
and he literally bounced.

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Yo, Gus, how were the tips?

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Gus made $85.

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- Ha. Tammy made five times that.
- Seriously?

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Yeah. Hey, you want to pick
up some shifts this weekend?

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I-I could use the help.

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Yay, alcohol!

35
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Look at you.

36
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What?

37
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Running a successful bar.

38
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I'm so proud.

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Wait for it.

40
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Just think of the successful
business I could've run...

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If it weren't for my ADD.

42
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Wow.

43
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Well, you... You do 
bring it up a lot, honey.

44
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- And then do nothing about it.
- Because I have ADD!

45
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There are therapists who
deal with this stuff for free.

46
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Wendy gave you that guy's number.

47
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Oh, so now I'm taking advice from Wendy?

48
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I should wear orange
Crocs and giant underwear?

49
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I am just saying, I realized
I had a gambling problem,

50
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I did something about it.

51
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Ooh. Cornered.

52
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So you guys are just gonna gang up on me

53
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until I go see someone?

54
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Seems like that's what's happening.

55
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Fine!

56
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I'll go to a therapist. You happy?

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For the first time in seven years,

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I might jump up and down.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Hope I'm walking into
the right fancy house.

61
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If not, I'm taking
this weird little tree.

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Hello?

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Therapist?

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"Please press button and have a seat."

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Fun.

66
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See you next week.

67
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That's the universe telling me to run.

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Bonnie Plunkett?

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Whatever you just said to that guy,

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don't say it to me.

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He was crying when he got here.

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I'm Trevor Wells. Why
don't you come on in.

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Not so fast.

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W-Wendy said this is free.

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You're not gonna get me in there

76
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and then sell me a bunch of vitamins?

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It really is free.

78
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Also, I don't believe in vitamins.

79
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And it's not just because I
have a reluctant swallow reflex.

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Did you make that up?

81
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No, it's a real thing.

82
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We have a very supportive
online community.

83
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Oh.

84
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I have no choice but to believe you,

85
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'cause I didn't have
time to hack your Wi-Fi.

86
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Well, you're welcome to try.

87
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I'll give you a thousand
dollars if you guess my password.

88
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Trevorheadshrink123.

89
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That's alarmingly close.

90
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Two IPAs, one Hefeweizen,

91
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three shots of silver
tequila and an iced tea.

92
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- And I need a beer.
- What kind?

93
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I don't know, cold?

94
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Tammy, the trick to doing this well

95
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is to take as many orders as you can,

96
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so you don't waste a
trip back to the bar.

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One is as many as I can.

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I'm so glad you're here.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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No. Thank you.

101
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I am making stripper-level tips,

102
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and the only thing showing is my elbows.

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Yeah, yeah, hey, uh, two light beers

104
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and a bourbon on the rocks...

105
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One at a time, I'm not a computer.

106
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Okay, iced tea for Mike,

107
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and shots and beers
for Mike's entourage.

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Entourage. I like that.
That doesn't mean I'm paying.

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What happened?

110
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That's the sound of people winning money.

111
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On what? The game isn't over yet.

112
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We all bet on Virginia to
make the next three-pointer,

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and they just hit it.

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Huh. No kidding.

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Which one of you guys is a bookie?

116
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None of us. No, we use an app

117
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where you can bet on
stuff during the game.

118
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Three-pointers, turnovers,

119
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which coach wears a toupee.

120
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So... theoretically,

121
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uh, you can do this on your phone

122
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in a dark closet with no one watching?

123
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Can and have.

124
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We live in an age of miracles.

125
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Ooh, you can bet on cricket?

126
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So you went to Australia, huh?

127
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If you throw this thing,
does it really come back?

128
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Why don't you give it a try?

129
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Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

130
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Would you please sit back down?

131
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So, I guess you're
gonna leave it up to me.

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Okay.

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If I didn't have ADD, I
could've done your job.

134
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I could've helped people.

135
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Go ahead, uh, give me a
problem. How's your marriage?

136
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We're not here to talk about that.

137
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Ooh, I was just guessing,
but G3, sunk your battleship.

138
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How's that make you feel?

139
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Bonnie, I've treated a
number of adults with ADD.

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In my experience, there can
be a tremendous amount of shame

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and embarrassment attached to it.

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Yeah.

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It's a burden.

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I mean, I keep asking
myself what kind of mother

145
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I could've been, what kind
of partner I could've been...

146
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Is this suede?

147
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You know, I was gonna test you for ADD,

148
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but I think we can skip that.

149
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The important thing to remember
is that it's not your fault.

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Say more about that.

151
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Well, it's a neurological condition,

152
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and there are a variety
of ways to treat it.

153
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Uh, for instance, there's medication.

154
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No can do, I'm sober.

155
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I see some sober patients,

156
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and there are certain medications

157
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- that people in recovery can use...
- Okay,

158
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this is the exact opposite of
what I used to yell at doctors,

159
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but do not give me pills.

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If you tell me to take
one, I will take 120.

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Let's move on.

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There's cognitive behavioral therapy...

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Sexy name.

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It's a long-term
process of restructuring

165
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how you think about things,
so it changes your behavior.

166
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Yeah, you lost me at "long process."

167
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What do you got that's quick?

168
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Well, biofeedback has
been proven effective

169
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- in a shorter time frame.
- What's that?

170
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We wire your brain to a computer...

171
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Nope, I saw The Matrix,
that's how they get you.

172
00:09:05,268 --> 00:09:07,635
Do you believe that people
are trying to get you?

173
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You're either predator or prey, Trev.

174
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Would you mind sitting back down?

175
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I didn't even know I was up.

176
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That is just crazy.

177
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What about horses? Any therapy horses?

178
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You think if I had horses,
I wouldn't lead with that?

179
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So no horses?

180
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That really should go on your Yelp page.

181
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I'm sensing some resistance
to you treating your ADD.

182
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Is that what you're "sensing"?

183
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Okay.

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I have seen some patients

185
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that actually become
attached to their ADD,

186
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because they feel like it
gives them less responsibility

187
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for how their lives have turned out.

188
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

189
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You're saying I like having this curse?

190
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Well, I said it much
more eloquently, but yes.

191
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Well, your lousy marriage has obviously

192
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got you off your game.

193
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Good day, sir.

194
00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:02,417
Best thing about this
place is this button.

195
00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:03,909
Session is over.

196
00:10:03,934 --> 00:10:06,651
Or is it? It is!

197
00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:12,525
What a nut.

198
00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:17,752
These people are drinking so much,

199
00:10:17,777 --> 00:10:19,408
and they all want different things!

200
00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:20,849
Tammy, breathe.

201
00:10:20,874 --> 00:10:22,737
It's bad, we're never
getting out from under this.

202
00:10:22,762 --> 00:10:25,230
- Hey, remember your training.
- I've had no training.

203
00:10:25,545 --> 00:10:28,179
Hey, I'm backed up here, too.
Where the hell is Christy?

204
00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:29,182
Oh, she's over there with the guy

205
00:10:29,207 --> 00:10:31,074
who ordered either
the bourbon or a pizza.

206
00:10:31,099 --> 00:10:32,565
I don't know!

207
00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:34,212
We don't sell pizza.

208
00:10:34,437 --> 00:10:36,020
And I'm just learning this now?

209
00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:38,565
I've made pepperoni promises.

210
00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:42,003
Boom, count it!

211
00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:44,228
Yeah! That's three in a
row. You're our lucky charm.

212
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,481
Oh. Kentucky is shooting free throws.

213
00:10:46,566 --> 00:10:48,533
Christy, is he gonna make both?

214
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,346
He's a freshman, it's a big moment.

215
00:10:51,371 --> 00:10:53,287
I'm going with no.

216
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,120
Oh, here we go.

217
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,542
Sinks the first one.

218
00:10:57,577 --> 00:10:58,659
It's okay, it's okay.

219
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,412
It's not okay. I bet $300.

220
00:11:01,464 --> 00:11:03,581
It's a brick!

221
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,500
It's a brick!

222
00:11:05,585 --> 00:11:07,802
- Ha.
- Sorry I spoke sternly.

223
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,911
You were under a lot of pressure, Mike.

224
00:11:11,284 --> 00:11:13,284
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.

225
00:11:13,309 --> 00:11:15,843
Stop, I-I can't take
this. I can't gamble.

226
00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:18,072
Oh, this isn't gambling,
it's just a tip.

227
00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:21,182
If you were gambling, you
would've got ten times this.

228
00:11:21,277 --> 00:11:23,578
- I would've?
- Behind you.

229
00:11:23,603 --> 00:11:26,437
Behind you. Make a hole, people!

230
00:11:26,462 --> 00:11:27,661
I'm going down.

231
00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:38,683
Oh, my God, what's going on?

232
00:11:38,769 --> 00:11:42,353
Welcome to March Madness
in Gamblers Anonymous.

233
00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:44,445
Christy, saved you a seat.

234
00:11:44,574 --> 00:11:47,108
Thanks. This is crazy.

235
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,440
Yeah, lot of people bottom out in March.

236
00:11:49,465 --> 00:11:52,030
Ugh. In AA, it's New Year's.

237
00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:54,964
In my sex addiction
group, it's Easter Sunday.

238
00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:58,002
No one's quite figured out why.

239
00:11:58,846 --> 00:12:01,417
- So, how you doing?
- Good.

240
00:12:03,214 --> 00:12:06,604
Hey, are you aware of these new
live betting apps on your phone?

241
00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:07,745
Oh, yeah.

242
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,608
- I'm not, what are they?
- Hmm.

243
00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:12,634
Fastest way to wind up living
in your car again, Lucy.

244
00:12:13,061 --> 00:12:16,760
I lost my car last
month. Stupid Super Bowl.

245
00:12:18,318 --> 00:12:20,743
So I was cocktail
waitressing and these guys

246
00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:25,263
were making live bets and they
may have solicited my opinion

247
00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:27,238
on a few scenarios.

248
00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:29,294
And I killed it.

249
00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:31,035
I ended up with 600 bucks.

250
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,848
- Gambling?
- Well, they gambled,

251
00:12:32,873 --> 00:12:34,456
and then they tipped me when they won.

252
00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,968
So I didn't gamble, right?

253
00:12:36,993 --> 00:12:39,315
Please say yes, please say yes.

254
00:12:39,456 --> 00:12:42,664
No, you didn't gamble,
but you came awfully close.

255
00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:45,944
I know. It's just, I
don't want to quit the bar.

256
00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:49,838
I'm making great money and I'm
helping out my mom's fiancé.

257
00:12:49,917 --> 00:12:51,533
Okay, let's make a plan.

258
00:12:51,558 --> 00:12:53,645
You call me at the
beginning of your shift,

259
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,871
on your break and at
the end of your shift.

260
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:58,667
I love that plan. And
I can keep my winnings.

261
00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:01,326
Tips. Tips... They're tips.

262
00:13:01,351 --> 00:13:03,351
Lucy, what's on your phone?

263
00:13:03,863 --> 00:13:05,813
Porn.

264
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:08,874
Lucy.

265
00:13:12,854 --> 00:13:15,003
You'll get it back in April.

266
00:13:15,267 --> 00:13:16,850
He knows me.

267
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:21,640
All right, I know it's been rough.

268
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:25,507
Tammy sacrificed her body for the team.

269
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:27,175
Christy got pretty dehydrated.

270
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,952
Somebody stepped on Gus's paw.

271
00:13:30,764 --> 00:13:33,357
So today, you got to keep
pounding those fluids.

272
00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:34,693
Don't be bashful.

273
00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:36,684
We got 12 hours of games ahead of us.

274
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,640
Oh, my God.

275
00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:40,605
You got this.

276
00:13:40,717 --> 00:13:42,250
If we die, we die together.

277
00:13:42,275 --> 00:13:44,865
You can get it done,
you can get it done.

278
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,312
And what's more, you got to get it done.

279
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:48,813
All right, bring it in.

280
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,648
"Barrelworks" on three. One, two, three.

281
00:13:50,734 --> 00:13:52,283
Barrelworks!

282
00:13:55,019 --> 00:13:58,367
Okay, somebody open the
doors, let the madness begin.

283
00:14:00,388 --> 00:14:02,721
I bet you're pretty surprised to see me.

284
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:05,413
Well, you did call for an appointment.

285
00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,497
I bet that surprised you.

286
00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:10,867
Sure.

287
00:14:12,007 --> 00:14:13,565
I just thought I'd prove to you

288
00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,545
that I'm not clinging to my condition.

289
00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:17,964
Bonnie, you don't have
to prove anything to me.

290
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,571
I'm pretty much a stranger.

291
00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:21,346
Disappointing. I was
hoping this would be

292
00:14:21,371 --> 00:14:23,531
a little more adversarial.

293
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,890
Give it time.

294
00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:31,082
All right, so start doing your thing.

295
00:14:31,107 --> 00:14:33,531
How do you know I
haven't started already?

296
00:14:34,277 --> 00:14:36,861
Touché.

297
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:39,664
Welcome to the game.

298
00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:45,954
We got hot wings, fiery hot wings

299
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:49,340
and for Mike, Burn My
Ass Like Napalm wings.

300
00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:52,115
Otherwise known as the
poor man's colonoscopy.

301
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,012
- Enjoy.
- Oh, don't go.

302
00:14:54,097 --> 00:14:56,636
I'm on a cold streak
here, I-I need the magic.

303
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,577
Who do you like to make the next basket?

304
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,246
Okay, that was fun yesterday, guys,

305
00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:03,021
but, uh, I got a lot of work to do.

306
00:15:03,106 --> 00:15:05,523
Oh, come on, Christy.
My kids need shoes.

307
00:15:05,669 --> 00:15:06,918
You don't have kids.

308
00:15:06,943 --> 00:15:08,059
Okay, I need shoes.

309
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:10,416
Fine, but only one.

310
00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,149
- Cincinnati.
- Oh... you heard the lady. Cincinnati.

311
00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:17,691
Check it out, Christy,
I'm getting it done.

312
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:22,434
And boom goes the dynamite.

313
00:15:22,459 --> 00:15:24,626
- Way to go, Christy.
- Ooh, ooh!

314
00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:25,972
We're coming up on the end of the half.

315
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,545
Is it gonna be an odd or even score?

316
00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:31,370
I'm sorry, you guys.
I-I got to walk away now.

317
00:15:31,395 --> 00:15:34,446
Hi, how we doing here?
Anybody need more... screw it.

318
00:15:34,471 --> 00:15:37,343
Put 20 on odd, 40 on Auburn
to cover the first half spread

319
00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:39,284
and show me the odds on
the North Carolina game.

320
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:40,642
Faster.

321
00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:46,147
So to recap, your
Bonnie bullet points are:

322
00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:49,160
abandoned as a little kid,
kicked out of 12 foster homes...

323
00:15:49,185 --> 00:15:50,986
Never my fault.

324
00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:57,275
On my own by 16, full-blown
addict and criminal by 18,

325
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,695
sober at 50 and hopefully
by 60, doctor-lawyer.

326
00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:04,893
You know, it sounds like your ADD

327
00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,584
actually served you quite well.

328
00:16:06,915 --> 00:16:08,313
What are you talking about?

329
00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:11,349
Your childhood was a
nightmare, and your ability

330
00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:14,032
to check out from that
might have saved your life.

331
00:16:15,493 --> 00:16:18,513
So I should be grateful
that I've got ADD?

332
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,716
It may have been a very
helpful coping mechanism.

333
00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:25,328
It allowed your brain to avoid
some pretty terrible feelings.

334
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,368
Huh.

335
00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,202
But you're in a safe place,

336
00:16:31,227 --> 00:16:34,312
so you can allow those feelings
to come up and be healed.

337
00:16:36,586 --> 00:16:38,017
Okay.

338
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:39,879
So what are you feeling, Bonnie?

339
00:16:39,903 --> 00:16:42,016
I feel pretty pissed off, Trevor.

340
00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,675
And you have every right to be.

341
00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,884
- I do?
- Yes.

342
00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:48,376
Your life was heartbreaking.

343
00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:50,889
Uh-huh.

344
00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:52,391
If I were you, I'd feel pretty enraged

345
00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:53,581
at what had happened to me.

346
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:54,722
Yeah.

347
00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:56,384
The trauma of your childhood

348
00:16:56,419 --> 00:16:59,303
informed every moment
of your life since then.

349
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,611
Oh, my God.

350
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,071
Oh, my God...

351
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,282
I'll see you next week.

352
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:20,691
Don't let this
discourage you in any way.

353
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:26,914
Hey, Christy, come on!

354
00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,870
I got a dozen drinks
here that need to go out!

355
00:17:28,895 --> 00:17:30,061
Tammy's got it.

356
00:17:30,086 --> 00:17:32,453
It's true. I'm unstoppable.

357
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:35,006
Hey, if you see your drink, take it.

358
00:17:35,091 --> 00:17:36,874
Come on, come on, come on.

359
00:17:39,295 --> 00:17:41,262
- Ah, we did it! Yeah!
- What?!

360
00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,681
Yeah! Yeah! Ah! Yeah...

361
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:45,433
Hello.

362
00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,192
Ugh.

363
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:51,950
Okay, I was gonna call.

364
00:17:51,975 --> 00:17:53,357
But you didn't.

365
00:17:53,443 --> 00:17:55,359
Well, I-I was busy.

366
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:56,944
And I was just having fun.

367
00:17:56,969 --> 00:17:58,685
Yeah, you were having fun.

368
00:17:58,782 --> 00:18:00,114
'Cause you were gambling.

369
00:18:00,150 --> 00:18:01,699
Here's what I think happened.

370
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,962
I didn't care about the gambling.

371
00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:05,991
It was about the camaraderie,

372
00:18:06,016 --> 00:18:08,349
everybody rooting for the same team.

373
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:10,041
I don't have that in my life.

374
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,971
In law school, everybody's
rooting for me to fail.

375
00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:15,137
I didn't even care if I won money.

376
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:20,298
I just, I wanted to be a part
of something bigger than myself.

377
00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:22,524
Wow.

378
00:18:23,223 --> 00:18:24,267
Yeah.

379
00:18:24,724 --> 00:18:26,891
What a load of crap.

380
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:30,582
Geez. In AA, we're nice to each other.

381
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:33,648
Yeah, and in AA, you get camaraderie.

382
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,138
You got it in GA, too.

383
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,881
But don't be telling me you're
doing this to be a part of something.

384
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:41,823
You're doing this
because you're an addict.

385
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:44,410
And in this case, the
drug is adrenaline.

386
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:48,164
So you think I slipped?

387
00:18:48,189 --> 00:18:49,739
I do.

388
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,646
Yeah, me, too.

389
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:55,419
I'm so pathetic.

390
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:57,004
I'm never gonna get this.

391
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,874
Oh, so you go right to the pity party?

392
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:02,927
Again, no need to be mean.

393
00:19:02,952 --> 00:19:05,250
Look, you've been
slinging cocktails in there

394
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:07,525
night after night. Now,
were you ever once tempted

395
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,467
- to take a drink?
- No.

396
00:19:09,552 --> 00:19:11,886
Okay. And that's because
you've been sober for how long?

397
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:12,848
Five years.

398
00:19:12,873 --> 00:19:14,582
And how long you been
trying to quit gambling?

399
00:19:14,607 --> 00:19:15,890
Five minutes.

400
00:19:15,952 --> 00:19:17,869
You're a newcomer.

401
00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:22,363
It'll get easier, one day at a time.

402
00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:25,816
The rule is you do not
gamble, no matter what.

403
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:28,193
All these rules.

404
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:30,694
It's really just the one.

405
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:33,852
So can I let you go
back in there to work

406
00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:35,459
or do I need to take you home?

407
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:40,131
I'll be okay.

408
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:41,883
My gambling buddies will be pissed,

409
00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:45,169
- Mm.
- But I'll be okay.

410
00:19:45,316 --> 00:19:48,900
Hey, if you're hungry, we
serve great chicken wings.

411
00:19:48,925 --> 00:19:51,142
Yeah, I'm 64 years old

412
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,978
and there isn't enough
Prilosec in the world.

413
00:19:54,430 --> 00:19:55,763
I will have a beer, though.

414
00:19:55,815 --> 00:19:57,565
- Show-off.
- Yeah.

415
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,983
Nothing's fair.

416
00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:04,288
I'm seeing what you do
in a whole new light now.

417
00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:05,987
I'll treasure that.

418
00:20:08,595 --> 00:20:10,128
So now that you like the therapist

419
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,230
I recommended, are you
gonna be nice to me?

420
00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:14,712
He's a therapist, not a gallon of gin.

421
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:18,663
I'm just hoping we don't
have to listen to you complain

422
00:20:18,688 --> 00:20:19,993
about your ADD anymore.

423
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,845
No, 'cause it saved my life.

424
00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:25,001
What you're not gonna see me
do anymore is edit my anger.

425
00:20:26,548 --> 00:20:28,646
Is that something you do?

426
00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:31,065
I don't know, I'm finding my way.

427
00:20:31,151 --> 00:20:32,817
But I've been told by a professional

428
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:35,209
that I have every right to be angry.

429
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,204
Oh, goodie.

430
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,958
Let's hope the therapy helps
you deal with that anger

431
00:20:39,993 --> 00:20:41,576
in a healthy way.

432
00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:43,618
No promises, Marge.

433
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:48,643
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