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- What is this?
- New menu.

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New menu? No one asked us.

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You put raisins in my Sunshine Salad?

4
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Where's my turkey burger?

5
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The chicken fingers
only come with three now?

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It doesn't even open.

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How can I whisper about Marjorie

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if I have nothing to hide behind?

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I knew you weren't ready for this.

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Well, that was stressful.

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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit

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at the Civic Center tomorrow?

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Sorry. Tiny trees make me sad.

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That's why I don't eat broccoli.

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I can't. I'm getting something done.

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- Bonnie?
- I wish I could, but I have plans.

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She's helping me study for the GED.

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Oh, that's right, I
really do have plans.

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Unlike Miss Getting Something Done.

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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.

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Yeah, it's the first step towards
getting my contractor's license.

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The second step is
learning how not to show up

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when I say I will.

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It's so cute. These two have had a lot

25
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of late-night study
sessions at my house.

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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.

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We feed it to the cats to shut them up.

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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?

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Oh, here comes the smoker.

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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.

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Would you like to look at the new menu,

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or is it gonna freak you out?

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Oh, God, there's a new menu?

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Sorry I'm late.

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There was a big accident on the freeway.

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Oh, please. You were smoking.

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Both could be true.

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They're not, but they could be.

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Well, I'm glad you're here.

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I brought something for you.

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That's sweet.

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How come she gets a gift and we don't?

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And by "we," I mean "me."

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Oh.

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They're beautiful.

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Never mind. Whatever
that is, I don't want one.

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They're lungs.

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We use them at the
hospital to scare teenagers.

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Healthy lung, smoker's lung.

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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.

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So what you're saying is I
don't have to quit till June.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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Come on, Tammy.

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The square of the hypotenuse

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of a right triangle is equal to what?

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26.

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24.

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Eight.

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I'm not looking for a number.

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X. Lot of times it's X.

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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares

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of the two adjacent sides.

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Which is probably 26.

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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?

65
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.

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God, I'm never gonna pass.

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You'll be fine. You were the "A" student

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when we were teenagers.

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That was many brain cells ago.

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You know, before the drinking, the drugs

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and my Roller Derby concussions.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Hey. Tammy, I specifically
put the lungs away

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so I wouldn't have to see that.

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Wendy told me to keep
it in your face. Catch.

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Hey. How many times have I told you kids

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to not play lung in the house?

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Wendy is driving me crazy.

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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer

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and holes in their throats.

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Gross. Can you forward me one?

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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.

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The carrot on the stick. Well played.

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Why is my Visa bill so high?

85
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Don't look at me. I
haven't used your Visa card

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since Starbucks started asking for I.D.

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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.

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I spent over $200 on
cigarettes last month?

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That's it. I'm quitting.

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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,

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but the Visa bill did?

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We're all gonna die of something.

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Until then, I need money.

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I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.

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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.

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I am so proud of you.

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I hate that nasty habit.

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Awfully judgy for a woman

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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.

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Even high, I was an innovator.

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This is gonna be good.

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This is the right decision.
I just saved my own life.

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What have you done today?

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Oh, Bonnie's been helping
me study for the GED.

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She knows this stuff better than I do.

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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.

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Why the hell would I do that?

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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.

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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?

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Should I have had one final cigarette

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before I threw them all away?

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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out

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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.

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- Hey.
- Adam's home.

116
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- Calm down.
- What's going on?

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I quit smoking. And it's a nightmare.

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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.

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- That sounds like a great idea...
- Now, don't you start.

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- Why?
- You always say you hate

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being a building manager.  Maybe
this will open up some doors.

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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.

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Sorry, I'm out.

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Okay, guys, I'm just
gonna take out the trash.

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Oh, wait, honey.

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Before you go...

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I will dance on your grave.

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What are we thinking?

129
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Are we feeling brave?

130
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It's just, we're not good with change.

131
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Okay, but you're missing
out on the new salad.

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New salad?

133
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No. Not ready.

134
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Where's Tammy?

135
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She's home studying.

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The GED's tomorrow.

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That's a shot at me, right?

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What are you talking about?

139
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Because I won't take the test

140
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and everyone's harassing me about it.

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Oh, my God. Shut up already.

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Take it, don't take it, who cares?

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So, Christy quit smoking.

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Yay.

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I can wear silk again.

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And your health, and your health.

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Good for you, sweetie.

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And just so you know,

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the next few days
could be a little rocky.

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Will they, oh wise one?

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Why don't you just
shut the knowledge hole?

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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.

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Why wouldn't you want to take the GED?

154
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Because I'm not good
at tests. I always fail.

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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.

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Which is better anyway.

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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.

158
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.

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White socks.

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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.

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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,

162
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but you were drinking
and using back then.

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Wendy, what's new with you?

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Don't try to change the subject

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by pretending to care about Wendy.

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Yeah.

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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.

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You're a strong, sober woman now,

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and that means you're
capable of handling things

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that you couldn't handle before.

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Well,

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that's beautiful.

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Beatrice, give me that new menu.

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Nope, nope. I spoke too soon.

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Do you realize it's been 40 years

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since we sat together in a classroom?

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Longer than that, isn't it?

178
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Well, it was 1975.

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How many years is that?

180
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.

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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.

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The test will begin in two minutes.

183
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I'm so glad we studied together.

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I feel so prepared.

185
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How you doing? Good, good, good, good.

186
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Hey, will you switch with me?

187
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- Why?
- There's a squirrel out here.

188
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It looks like he's wearing pants.

189
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- It's distracting.
- Yeah. Okay.

190
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This chair has a wobbly back.

191
00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,742
Hey. My friend thinks you're cute.

192
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Would you mind swapping seats?

193
00:09:01,027 --> 00:09:03,579
- You okay?
- Perfect.

194
00:09:04,194 --> 00:09:07,449
Except Big Ben is ticking in my ear.

195
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,022
Hey. Would you switch with me?

196
00:09:18,047 --> 00:09:20,047
Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.

197
00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,097
Hey, Bonnie!

198
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- So glad we're doing this together.
- Me, too.

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00:09:30,865 --> 00:09:32,865
And begin.

200
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Which one of you is wearing perfume?

201
00:09:48,982 --> 00:09:51,032
Look at those lucky bastards,

202
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,574
puffing away without
a care in the world.

203
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.

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Yeah, but you're going to
live longer than they are.

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Step away.

206
00:10:04,357 --> 00:10:06,715
Quitting smoking still hard?

207
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,902
Yes, Jill. Yes, it is.

208
00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:11,886
Why don't you try that nicotine gum?

209
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,418
It's supposed to take the edge off.

210
00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:17,527
Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?

211
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,004
Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?

212
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,289
I know that if you keep
talking to me like that,

213
00:10:25,342 --> 00:10:28,176
this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.

214
00:10:28,201 --> 00:10:30,566
Aw, go ahead.

215
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,631
And I'll give you a
refreshing cinnamon blast

216
00:10:33,656 --> 00:10:35,520
right in the eye.

217
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,437
You know what? I'm
gonna go scrub the sink.

218
00:10:39,462 --> 00:10:41,129
Come on, Wendy, show me how.

219
00:10:43,621 --> 00:10:46,310
Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?

220
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:48,001
Christy ate, like, 30 of them.

221
00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:49,809
Do not ask her about it.

222
00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:52,887
Oh, my God, you guys. I
got my score. I passed!

223
00:10:52,912 --> 00:10:55,200
Oh, fantastic.

224
00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,732
Mom, did you get yours?

225
00:10:58,986 --> 00:11:00,352
I failed.

226
00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:01,826
What? No.

227
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,127
No, it's okay. I'm good.

228
00:11:03,911 --> 00:11:06,715
- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm fine.

229
00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:24,387
This one would like to stay out.

230
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,472
Mom, you okay?

231
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,084
Want a cookie?

232
00:11:35,109 --> 00:11:36,597
Toothpick?

233
00:11:37,608 --> 00:11:39,491
Split a pack of cigarettes?

234
00:11:41,223 --> 00:11:43,378
I don't need you to feel sorry for me.

235
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,936
And stop eating these.

236
00:11:44,961 --> 00:11:47,480
I talked you into
this. It's all my fault.

237
00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:49,167
No, it's not. I failed a test.

238
00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,858
I've done it a million times.

239
00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,882
You knew this stuff. What happened?

240
00:11:52,907 --> 00:11:54,607
What always happens... I couldn't focus.

241
00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:56,933
I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.

242
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,341
It didn't help that the
room was, like, 1,000 degrees

243
00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:01,483
and there were sirens and
dogs and a mouth breather

244
00:12:01,508 --> 00:12:03,091
who sounded like Darth Vader.

245
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:06,285
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.

246
00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:13,245
Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?

247
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,903
Never. Now, come on, let's go celebrate

248
00:12:14,928 --> 00:12:17,729
the one person in this
room who actually is smart.

249
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:21,428
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people

250
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,050
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.

251
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,644
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.

252
00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,191
- So do you.
- Oh, so do I.

253
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,459
What's up?

254
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,483
I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.

255
00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:34,041
Oh, that's understandable.

256
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,253
But, honey, this is a big deal.

257
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,696
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.

258
00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:40,888
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.

259
00:12:40,913 --> 00:12:42,643
I passed, I passed, I passed.

260
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,548
- Come on, Marge, dance with me.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.

261
00:12:44,573 --> 00:12:45,767
Okay, okay. I passed, I passed.

262
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,959
My hip. My back. My leg.

263
00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:54,800
Uh-uh, Christy, we're
waiting over here for them.

264
00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:57,080
I'm coming.

265
00:12:57,249 --> 00:13:00,033
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?

266
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,566
Now, why would she
have an alarm company?

267
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,424
She barely has any furniture.

268
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,741
Attention deficit disorder.

269
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,599
Oh, that you definitely have.

270
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:10,174
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree

271
00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:12,343
in finger painting talking?

272
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:14,535
You know, it would explain a lot.

273
00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,430
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat

274
00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,071
you're the captain of?

275
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,244
I know a doctor who can test you.

276
00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:22,520
- Ugh.
- Wouldn't kill you to check it out.

277
00:13:22,555 --> 00:13:24,166
Actually, I think it
would, because if I find out

278
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,918
I have one more thing wrong
with me, I'm gonna go home

279
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:27,035
and put my head in the oven.

280
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,921
It's electric, but you can try.

281
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,283
All right, let's go.

282
00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,653
It's okay, blow right in my face.

283
00:13:40,091 --> 00:13:41,682
Christy!

284
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,114
Love you guys. Smell you tomorrow.

285
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,716
Oh. What are you doing up?

286
00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,541
Nothing. What are you doing up?

287
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:56,184
Nothing.

288
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:05,497
What are you looking for?

289
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,766
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.

290
00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:11,269
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.

291
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:13,812
Damn it.

292
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,657
So, why are you really up?

293
00:14:17,394 --> 00:14:18,993
I'm reading about A.D.D.

294
00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:21,756
I found this online test
that helps you figure out

295
00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,738
- if you might have it.
- Did you take it?

296
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,760
About half, and then I
found your credit card

297
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:28,085
and bought a pair of yoga
pants, just for old time's sake.

298
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,955
Well, first, give me my card.

299
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:32,289
It's already back in your wallet.

300
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,137
What is this, amateur hour?

301
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,154
All right, let me see this test.

302
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,217
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?

303
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,996
That's when I saw the
ad for the yoga pants,

304
00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,543
so what do you think, sometimes?

305
00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:50,307
Sure.

306
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:55,457
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?

307
00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:08,659
Do you ever have
difficulty staying focused

308
00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:11,449
during boring or repetitive tasks?

309
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,924
What's going on?

310
00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:15,142
Things were heating up in there,

311
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,887
and then you just wandered off.

312
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:30,098
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes.

313
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,207
There it is.

314
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:41,394
Right?

315
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,473
Thought you quit.

316
00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,285
I did.

317
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:51,223
Twice this morning, and
again ten minutes ago.

318
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,883
I don't get it.

319
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:57,007
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,

320
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,498
but I can't beat this?

321
00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:00,711
Well, 'cause you had a lot of support

322
00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:02,346
with those other things.

323
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:04,973
You ever considered Nicotine Anonymous?

324
00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:09,582
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?

325
00:16:11,027 --> 00:16:13,348
- No more programs.
- Okay.

326
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,823
Maybe you're not ready to stop.

327
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,308
But I hate it. My friends hate it.

328
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,757
It makes me smell bad.

329
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,281
It's wreaking havoc on my skin.

330
00:16:21,306 --> 00:16:22,972
My teeth are turning yellow.

331
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,846
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.

332
00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:28,207
Excuse me, can you take this inside?

333
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,886
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.

334
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:35,363
Yeah, this is my last one, too.

335
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:43,397
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.

336
00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:44,505
Hi, Bonnie.

337
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:47,174
So, I just came from the doctor,

338
00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:50,004
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.

339
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,846
And it kind of explains my whole life.

340
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,715
My trouble at school, jobs,

341
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,941
relationships.

342
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:03,240
Good news is he says I
can take the GED again

343
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,025
and ask for extra time.

344
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,244
I can even take it in a room by myself

345
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,769
if I want to, where
there are no distractions.

346
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,230
You know, a do-over.

347
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,262
I kind of wish I could get a do-over

348
00:17:15,287 --> 00:17:17,199
for the other stuff I've
messed up in my life.

349
00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:19,894
God.

350
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,213
How did no one notice this?

351
00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:26,096
I mean, if one foster parent

352
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,015
or teacher or anybody had said,

353
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,574
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"

354
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:32,352
everything could have been different.

355
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:35,249
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,

356
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,442
and now I find out it
didn't have to be that way?

357
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,593
Who knows what I could have done?

358
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,153
That's all I got.

359
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,683
Oh, one more thing.

360
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,209
If you've ever been mad
at me for falling asleep

361
00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:57,638
or texting while you're
sharing, you can't be.

362
00:17:57,663 --> 00:17:59,413
I have A.D.D.

363
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,349
This new salad is the best.

364
00:18:10,374 --> 00:18:11,590
Why did we resist it?

365
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:14,399
I know. Nectarines, corn and cranberries

366
00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:17,412
don't seem like they go
together, but they do.

367
00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:19,821
Kind of like us.

368
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,819
I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

369
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,129
I hate it. Excuse me, Bea?

370
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:29,214
When I ordered this
salad, I didn't realize

371
00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:31,036
there was all this gross stuff in it.

372
00:18:31,061 --> 00:18:33,445
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.

373
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,754
Yeah, but here's the thing.

374
00:18:35,779 --> 00:18:37,639
I have A.D.D.

375
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,616
I'll light a candle for you.

376
00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,709
I'm gonna make you a t-shirt

377
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,927
that says "I have A.D.D."
so you don't have to say it as much.

378
00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,818
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?

379
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,162
I got to feed my meter.

380
00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:56,428
Wait, before you go smoke,

381
00:18:56,826 --> 00:18:59,553
we all chipped in and got you something.

382
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,006
If this is a kidney or a heart

383
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,295
or any other diseased organ,

384
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,991
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.

385
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:13,147
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?

386
00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:15,201
Come on, open it.

387
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:17,444
Ah.

388
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,787
Nicotine gum.

389
00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:22,725
Have I really been that cranky?

390
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:23,897
Yes.

391
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:27,030
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.

392
00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:31,116
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.

393
00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:36,141
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