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Hey, I can't go to the bistro

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with you guys today.

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"Oh, why is that, Wendy?"

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Well, I'll tell you.

5
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I'm scrubbing in on a transplant.

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This woman's getting a new
heart on Valentine's Day.

7
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How beautiful is that?

8
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What I'm hearing is "no date."

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I was gonna say the same thing,

10
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but I was lifting this chair.

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I don't have a date either,
and I'm fine with it.

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Good for you.

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Really? You believed me?

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I have my first date with Andy.

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Oh, you're going out with
the cop? That's great.

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Kind of hoping he picks
me up in the police car.

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Never sat in the front before.

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Marjorie.

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Are you gonna be okay tonight?

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Why wouldn't I be okay?

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Well, it's your first Valentine's Day

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since... you know.

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Victor died.

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I was trying to be sensitive.

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Oh, my bad... I thought
you forgot his name.

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I actually have big plans.

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I have a date with myself.

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Hmm. How many times you have to ask

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before you got a yes?

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Actually, I'm going to order in

31
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and watch Notting Hill
because I've never seen it.

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You've never seen Notting Hill?

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It's like the best movie ever.

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"I'm just a girl... "

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"Standing in front of a boy... "

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TAMMY, BONNIE AND CHRISTY:
"Asking him to love her."

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I hope it's better when
Julia Roberts says it.

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So, Tammy, do you have a date with Yuri?

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Valentine's is a big
night for Uber drivers,

40
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so he's invited me to ride shotgun.

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I'm gonna work the GPS,
hand out some candies,

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and probably clean up some puke.

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Aw, I wish I was cleaning
up puke with a fella.

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Why don't you and I do something?

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Maybe grab dinner.

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Adam's got to work anyway.

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A Valentine's dinner with my mother.

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Is this the saddest moment of my life?

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- No. - No way.
- Not even close.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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This place is beautiful.

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Thank you for forcing me to shower.

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Now I wish I had.

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To us.

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- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Mm.

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Complimentary crab cake
for the lovely couple.

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- Oh, she's my...
- Soul mate.

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What we won't do for free food.

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Hey, I'm just happy he thought I could

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land someone half my age.

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You realize you just made yourself 80.

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Or did I make you 20?

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Yeah, let's go with that.

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These are so much better than the ones

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we serve at the restaurant.

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But maybe that's because
I'm not racing a busboy

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to dig it out of the trash.

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The best crab cake I ever had

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was when I lived in Madagascar.

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When did you live in Madagascar?

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When I was in the Peace Corps.

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You were in the Peace Corps? Mm-hmm.

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It was a good way to cross

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international borders
without a lot of questions,

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and a couple of
villages got water, so...

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Wow. I can't believe there's something

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about you I don't know.

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Oh, honey, there's lots of things.

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Did you know there's a shotgun pellet

80
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in my left ass cheek?

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You're kidding. It was a ricochet.

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I wasn't the intended target.

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This is fun, we should
do this more often.

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I'll have a Diet Coke, two limes.

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One squeezed, one not.

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Beer, no fruit.

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We have a wide selection of craft beers

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and microbrews. Oh.

89
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You know what? I'll just take anything

90
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that comes from a failing steel town.

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You sure it doesn't bother
you that I'm having a drink?

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Oh, hell no.

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Especially not that
crappy beer you ordered.

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Oh.

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Okay, two limes.

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If you were still drinking,
what would you have ordered?

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Well, in a place like
this, I'd have gone

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with a vodka martini
straight up with a twist,

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six olives on the side.

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On the side?

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Well, I didn't want to
waste the room in the glass,

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and the olives were my dinner.

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That-that would fill you up?

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Well, when you have six martinis,

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that's 36 olives.

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You know, it's-it's, uh, it's weird.

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I-I can't picture you not
having it all together.

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Oh, I have pictures.

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But that's third date material.

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Wow.

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We're already talking
about a third date.

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Let me ask you something.

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Do you own bowling shoes?

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No, but you just gave
me a reason to shop.

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Okay, Jenny. You and Todd

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make some memories tonight.

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And stay out of prison.

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Moment of truth.

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How'd we do?

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- Five stars and maximum tip.
- Oh!

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I feel like one of those stars is mine.

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Oh, is true. Your banter was sparkling.

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Oh!

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- I'm glad you're here.
- Me, too.

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You're sure you're okay not going

126
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- to some fancy dinner tonight?
- Hell yeah.

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Riding around with a cool guy

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in a car that isn't stolen?

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This is the most

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romantic night of my life.

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It gets better.

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Check under your seat.

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A Burger King wrapper?

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Keep looking.

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- Ow.
- That's it.

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Yuri.

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No one's ever given me a rose before.

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Get used to it.

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Mmm.

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Okay, Hugh Grant.

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Do your thing.

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Hey, Tammy.

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- I am freaking out.
- What's wrong?

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I think Yuri wants to
have sex with me tonight.

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I haven't dated in a long time.

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Remind me, why is that bad?

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Because I've been in
prison for seven years

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and so has my... you know.

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Well, what are you afraid of?

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Everything.

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I'm afraid we do it
and then he dumps me,

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or we do it and it's terrible,

153
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or it's amazing and then we fall in love

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and then he dies.

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It happens.

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It happened to you.

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Yes, I remember.

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It's okay, sweetie.

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If you're not ready, just tell him.

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Wow, you say stuff that's so obvious,

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but it always makes me feel better.

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Ooh, I got to go.

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Here he comes with the tacos.

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Wait, it's just a guy
who really looks like him.

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Oh, no, it's him. Bye.

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Hey, Wendy. What's going on?

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I'm about to go into
surgery and I just want

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to call and say hi so
you don't get lonely.

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Oh, thank you, I'm good.

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- Happy operating.
- Oh, I don't operate.

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I just hand stuff to
the person who does.

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Well, happy handing.

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Now it sounds like you're minimizing.

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Goodbye, Wendy.

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You take the next call.

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Oh.

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Look at that: the
couple that got engaged

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just got a free chocolate soufflé.

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Hey, after dinner, get on your
knee and ask me to marry you.

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No, you've already been proposed to.

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You propose to me.

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Fine, but you better say yes.

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We'll see.

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You know what?

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I would love to pretend to get engaged.

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Because I know it's never
gonna actually happen.

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Oh, come on.

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I'm fine with it.

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I have an amazing group of friends,

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I'm gonna have a kick-ass career.

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And between us,

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sex with myself has never been better.

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So you're just giving up on love?

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Well, if I'm being honest,

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I don't know if I've ever been in love.

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That makes me sad.

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Good.

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'Cause it's kind of your fault.

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My fault? What's that supposed to mean?

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Nothing.

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I was kidding.

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Tell me more about the Peace Corps.

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No, I'm not rewarding you

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with fascinating
stories about the Orient.

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Please.

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You know, I thought we were past

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you blaming me for everything.

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That's why it's something
we can joke about.

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Jokey-joke-joke.

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Every joke has a kernel of truth.

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Not this one.

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It's just funny.

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Ha-ha,

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hee-hee, hoo-hoo.

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Okay.

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The hostess swears we're "totally" next

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and she's "totally" sorry,
but between you and me,

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I don't "totally" believe her.

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Oh, it's fine.

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I'm actually having
fun waiting with you.

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Same here.

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Jill Kendall.

223
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Vivian Prescott.

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How. Are. You?

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Ne-ver be-tter.

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What. Is. Happening?

227
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Oh. Andy, this is my
friend Vivian from the club.

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Vivian, this is Andy.

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- Oh, nice to meet you.
- Hi.

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The only club I belong to is Costco.

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Eh, eh? All right.

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Uh, you know what? I'm
gonna go flash my badge

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- and get us our table.
- Okay.

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So he's a cop?

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Yeah, my house got broken into,

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so I hired him for private security.

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Oh.

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Okay, that makes much more sense.

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- What's so funny?
- Well, for a second, I thought

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you guys were on a date.

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Oh, God, no.

242
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So, uh, lunch?

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Let's do.

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Hey!

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- "Oh, God, no"?
- What?

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No, it's just, I... you
know, I heard what you said

247
00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:02,123
to your friend: "Oh, God, no."

248
00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:04,809
I am so sorry.

249
00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,549
That came out wrong. I didn't mean it.

250
00:10:06,574 --> 00:10:11,360
It's just, she's very judgy and
gossipy and wouldn't understand.

251
00:10:11,385 --> 00:10:12,801
Wouldn't understand what?

252
00:10:12,886 --> 00:10:14,330
No, no, it's not that
she wouldn't understand,

253
00:10:14,354 --> 00:10:16,115
there's nothing to
understand, it's just that...

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She's used to me being 
with a certain type.

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00:10:21,084 --> 00:10:24,154
All right, uh, well,
um... how about this?

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00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:25,697
You... enjoy your Diet Coke,

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and if your type comes along,
tell him I said good luck.

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Ma'am?

259
00:10:35,131 --> 00:10:37,548
Your table's totally ready.

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You know that chicken isn't me.

261
00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:51,418
Are you sure?

262
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,802
It's small and skinny
and a little bitter.

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- Will you stop?
- Me? You're the one

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who ruined mother-daughter
Valentine's Day.

265
00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:01,470
- Come on.
- What? I'm kidding. Jokey-joke-joke,

266
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,411
Ha-hee-ho-hoo.

267
00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:06,153
Fine.

268
00:11:06,178 --> 00:11:07,811
There was a kernel of truth.

269
00:11:08,045 --> 00:11:10,045
I do think it's your fault
I've never been in love.

270
00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,297
I knew it. You're unbelievable.

271
00:11:12,322 --> 00:11:14,610
I take you to a nice
restaurant to cheer you up,

272
00:11:14,635 --> 00:11:16,918
and you still find a way
to make me the bad guy.

273
00:11:17,255 --> 00:11:20,305
One nice dinner doesn't make
up for a sucky childhood.

274
00:11:21,185 --> 00:11:23,607
Look, even if I was a perfect parent...

275
00:11:23,632 --> 00:11:25,880
- Ha!
- I said "if."

276
00:11:27,146 --> 00:11:28,991
Even then, it wouldn't
have been enough for you,

277
00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:30,649
because nothing's ever enough for you.

278
00:11:30,674 --> 00:11:32,318
And if there's a reason
you're gonna be alone forever,

279
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,792
that's it.

280
00:11:33,981 --> 00:11:35,170
Wow.

281
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,689
I have two choices.

282
00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:39,381
I can go smoke,

283
00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:42,373
or I can stab you in the
hand with this steak knife.

284
00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:48,912
I knew you didn't have it in you.

285
00:11:52,706 --> 00:11:55,040
Yuri, wait, I need
to tell you something.

286
00:11:55,065 --> 00:11:56,347
What?

287
00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:58,350
I can't have sex with you tonight.

288
00:11:58,605 --> 00:12:00,188
Okay.

289
00:12:00,213 --> 00:12:01,680
And maybe tomorrow night.

290
00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:03,091
Okay.

291
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:05,066
It might be a while, is
what I'm trying to say.

292
00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:06,686
No problem.

293
00:12:06,711 --> 00:12:08,363
Wait, I'm telling you you can't have

294
00:12:08,388 --> 00:12:10,138
any of this magic, and
you're fine with it?

295
00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:13,168
Hey, if waiting means
spending more time with you,

296
00:12:13,193 --> 00:12:17,513
talking and laughing and-and
being happy, I'll wait forever.

297
00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:19,958
I'm ready.

298
00:12:19,983 --> 00:12:21,127
I'm not trying to talk you into it.

299
00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,369
Well, you did, you magnificent man.

300
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,794
I haven't done this for seven years.

301
00:12:24,819 --> 00:12:26,735
I hope your affairs are in order.

302
00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,888
What's wrong with me?

303
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:34,329
I mean, I'm crazy about this
guy, and the first chance I got,

304
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,813
I threw him under the bus.

305
00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,443
Well, it sounds to me
like you got scared.

306
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,479
Those women from the club

307
00:12:40,504 --> 00:12:42,671
have been gossiping about me for years.

308
00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:44,323
Especially Vivian.

309
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:48,820
Now I'm finally at a place
where they've stopped whispering

310
00:12:48,845 --> 00:12:51,062
and started saying "Let's do lunch."

311
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,991
I mean,

312
00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,860
we never go, but they say it.

313
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,402
So I panicked.

314
00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,833
I thought if I admitted I was on a date

315
00:13:01,858 --> 00:13:04,836
with Andy the beer-drinking
cop, the gossip would start

316
00:13:04,861 --> 00:13:06,495
and I'd lose 'em again.

317
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,080
Yeah, you wouldn't
want to lose the people

318
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:11,323
you don't go to lunch with.

319
00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,979
I'm a terrible, shallow person.

320
00:13:14,004 --> 00:13:16,565
Yes.

321
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:20,581
But you're less terrible and
shallow than you used to be.

322
00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,675
You know, it's weird.

323
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,980
The things you say are so obvious,

324
00:13:27,582 --> 00:13:30,282
but they do make me feel better.

325
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,056
- I got to go.
- Oh, if you must.

326
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:40,562
- I'll get it.
- Let it go to voice...

327
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,921
Hey, Bonnie. It's Bonnie.

328
00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:47,417
I know, I feel that way
when she calls me, too.

329
00:13:50,987 --> 00:13:53,852
Look, I'm sorry to chew your
ear off, but she's impossible.

330
00:13:53,877 --> 00:13:55,577
I offer to spend
Valentine's Day with her,

331
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,120
and she still picks a fight.

332
00:13:57,145 --> 00:13:59,581
Well, you did tell her
she was gonna die alone,

333
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,524
and as a person you've
said that to, it does hurt.

334
00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:05,467
Bunch of snowflakes I hang out with.

335
00:14:05,492 --> 00:14:07,825
- Is she finished?
- Oh, uh, hang on.

336
00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:13,011
Listen, Bonnie,

337
00:14:13,036 --> 00:14:14,452
you two have a pattern.

338
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:16,226
It only takes one of you to break it,

339
00:14:16,251 --> 00:14:18,084
and I think it's got to be you.

340
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,733
Dumb. Go on.

341
00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,174
Hey, you called me.

342
00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:22,798
So I'm not supposed to defend myself

343
00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:24,272
every time she blames me

344
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,913
for everything that's wrong in her life?

345
00:14:25,938 --> 00:14:28,522
Well, it's what you always
do and it never works,

346
00:14:28,547 --> 00:14:30,747
so why not try something different?

347
00:14:30,772 --> 00:14:32,772
Name one thing I could possibly do.

348
00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,459
You could just listen

349
00:14:34,484 --> 00:14:37,101
and try to understand
where she's coming from.

350
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,088
Nah. What else you got?

351
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:41,683
You let him take my plate?

352
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:42,957
He didn't even ask.

353
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,425
Goodbye, Adam, I love you.

354
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,651
So this was a disaster. Let's go home.

355
00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:52,467
Not yet. Sit down.

356
00:14:54,615 --> 00:14:57,032
First, let me say I'm sorry

357
00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:59,691
for that mean thing I said
about you ending up alone.

358
00:14:59,803 --> 00:15:01,169
It's not personal.

359
00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:02,971
I've said it to Marjorie, Wendy...

360
00:15:02,996 --> 00:15:05,280
On her birthday. I remember.

361
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,483
Anyway, you and I started
to have a conversation,

362
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,948
and I think we should finish it.

363
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:14,382
You were saying it's
my fault you're single,

364
00:15:14,407 --> 00:15:17,135
and I want to listen
to more of that, please.

365
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:19,595
Really?

366
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:22,704
Yeah, I want to know
why you feel that way.

367
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:25,333
It goes back to when I was a kid.

368
00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:28,169
You brought boyfriends
home that I thought

369
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,444
were gonna be in our lives
forever but they never were.

370
00:15:30,469 --> 00:15:31,585
That is not...

371
00:15:34,644 --> 00:15:36,721
Please continue.

372
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,737
Watching that kind of taught
me men don't stick around.

373
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,209
I didn't even know what a
healthy relationship looked like.

374
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,753
How was I supposed to find one?

375
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:50,760
Wow. Okay.

376
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,736
This is weird.

377
00:15:56,059 --> 00:15:58,009
Why aren't you fighting back?

378
00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:00,713
Because everything
you're saying is true.

379
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:03,155
That's never stopped you before.

380
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,141
Maybe I'm trying something different.

381
00:16:07,127 --> 00:16:08,401
Okay.

382
00:16:09,346 --> 00:16:12,046
Look, I get why relationships
are hard for you.

383
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,154
I was a terrible role model.

384
00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,628
Well, in your defense,

385
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,878
you were a big old drunk at the time.

386
00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:24,121
That is not an excuse.

387
00:16:24,528 --> 00:16:27,055
But you were a single
mom and I was a handful.

388
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,172
Adorable but a handful.

389
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:32,511
Considering what I put you
through, you were an angel.

390
00:16:32,536 --> 00:16:33,989
You know, until fifth grade,

391
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:36,464
when you started hitting
the liquor cabinet.

392
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,156
Mom, there was no cabinet.

393
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,848
There was the floor next to your bed,

394
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,274
the oven, and the shower caddy.

395
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,702
That you're functional
in the world is amazing.

396
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:49,667
Don't be so hard on yourself.

397
00:16:49,692 --> 00:16:53,031
I'm the one who's always
bringing up the past

398
00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:54,399
and throwing it in your face.

399
00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:56,374
Yeah, but I did all those things.

400
00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:57,761
A long time ago.

401
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:01,317
I need to get over it already.

402
00:17:01,791 --> 00:17:04,709
Well, how about you stop
beating up on yourself

403
00:17:04,734 --> 00:17:05,995
about not being in a relationship?

404
00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:07,196
You will be.

405
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:10,198
You are one of the most
incredible people I know.

406
00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:13,475
I love you.

407
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:15,363
I love you, too.

408
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,232
Do you want to stay for dessert?

409
00:17:20,325 --> 00:17:21,574
I do.

410
00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:30,644
Bonnie Plunkett, will you marry me?

411
00:17:30,669 --> 00:17:32,502
- Yes!
- She said yes!

412
00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,777
She said yes!

413
00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:36,752
Hey.

414
00:17:36,777 --> 00:17:40,195
Free chocolate soufflé
over here, two spoons.

415
00:17:54,597 --> 00:17:55,961
Hey.

416
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:57,409
Hello.

417
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,533
I know you're mad at me.

418
00:18:00,558 --> 00:18:02,628
You should go into police work.

419
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:08,104
Andy, I screwed up big-time
and I am so, so sorry.

420
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:13,528
The thing you got to know about
me is I'm not a great person,

421
00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:17,315
but I used to be worse, which
means I'm getting better.

422
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,121
And I haven't liked anybody
as much as I like you

423
00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:24,846
in a very long time.

424
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:26,491
So if you just give me another chance,

425
00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:29,112
I promise I will do everything
I can not to mess it up.

426
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:37,792
Look... believe it or not,

427
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,894
um, I think I'm a great catch,

428
00:18:41,448 --> 00:18:43,229
and, uh...

429
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:47,175
I just want to be with someone
who feels the same way...

430
00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,175
no matter who's looking.

431
00:18:55,224 --> 00:18:56,807
Good night.

432
00:19:12,347 --> 00:19:14,240
I know you said you
were okay by yourself,

433
00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:16,382
but I say that all the
time and I never mean it.

434
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,074
Come on in.

435
00:19:18,099 --> 00:19:20,016
Hi, Wendy.

436
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:22,008
Hey, guys.

437
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:25,411
We're not allowed to talk
until she finishes her movie.

438
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:27,977
Four TRSs

439
00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:29,669
and tell them we need radar feedback

440
00:19:29,694 --> 00:19:31,527
before the KFTs return at 1900.

441
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:33,711
Then inform the Pentagon we'll
need Blackstar cover from...

442
00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:35,068
Is she okay?

443
00:19:35,636 --> 00:19:38,047
She and Andy broke up.

444
00:19:38,072 --> 00:19:39,155
I...

445
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,657
I ruined everything.

446
00:19:42,921 --> 00:19:46,006
What? They were talking, too.

447
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,498
How was the surgery?

448
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,909
I sneezed and got kicked out.

449
00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,974
I don't even know if she made it.

450
00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:55,081
Sorry.

451
00:19:56,341 --> 00:19:58,003
Sorry.

452
00:20:00,228 --> 00:20:01,561
How was your dinner?

453
00:20:03,014 --> 00:20:05,565
Christy and I got engaged.

454
00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:13,072
The heart is beating.

455
00:20:13,097 --> 00:20:14,297
That's great. Yay.

456
00:20:14,409 --> 00:20:16,979
Come on, guys, it's almost finished.

457
00:20:17,004 --> 00:20:18,815
You're right, don't worry about us.

458
00:20:19,714 --> 00:20:21,948
- I had sex!
- Oh my god!

459
00:20:22,526 --> 00:20:23,944
Forget it.

460
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:26,292
- Tell us everything.
- Details, details.

461
00:20:26,317 --> 00:20:28,557
I'm so happy for you.

462
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,034
How was it?

463
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,081
It was like our souls touched.
I kicked out a window.

464
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,571
You don't have to worry
about me, Victor.

465
00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:39,799
I'll never be alone.

466
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:43,734
Did you know that "nipple"
in Russian is "neeple"?

467
00:20:43,758 --> 00:20:48,007
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