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How many friends do you have?

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None better than you.

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It's not a trick question.

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I'm thinking about how many people

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we should invite to our wedding.

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We could invite everyone we know,

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which is about 150 people.

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Or people we actually
like, which is six.

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I'm good with six.

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On the other hand,

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if we're gonna do the whole shebang,

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shouldn't we shebang

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in front of a wildly cheering crowd?

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- Here's a thought.
- Mm.

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Why don't we find the
perfect place for our wedding

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and let that tell us how
many people to invite?

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God, you're so practical.

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What's wrong with me
that it turns me on?

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- Hey. - Hi. You want me to
make you some breakfast?

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Ugh. I have my contracts
class this morning.

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No solid food before that.

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Oh, is that the professor who
calls you Christy "Flunk-it"?

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She thinks she's really clever,

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but I heard that in kindergarten.

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I was just trying to motivate you.

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You know, if we get the
guest list down to four,

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we could get married in my car.

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That's the most practical
thing I've ever heard.

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Take off your pants.

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So, um,

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the court held that
consequential damages could

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only be levied if both parties

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were aware of them when
the contract was made,

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and... Hadley

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didn't do that to Baxendale,

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so, you know...

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no bueno.

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Well, Flunk-it, that was a
fundamentally correct answer

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delivered with the
confidence of a cartoon mouse.

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Thank you.

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Can someone else disappoint me

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with the particulars
of Sullivan v. O'Connor?

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Mr. Hart, you always make me sad.

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My hand is shaking
too bad to take notes.

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Can I borrow yours?

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I'm not taking notes.

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I'm writing, "Don't cry,
don't cry, don't cry."

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I understand a professor being tough,

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but this woman's just mean.

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How mean? Like, on a
scale of one to ten,

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one being Marjorie, ten being Bonnie?

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Let me put it this way.

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Imagine my mother, but educated.

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Ooh.

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After my last class, I sat
in my car and just cried.

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Then I looked at the car next to me

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and saw another guy
from class crying, too.

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He saw me, we laughed a little,

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then we went back to crying.

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I try to do my crying
right when I wake up,

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get it all out of my system.

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Until bedtime when I
cry myself to sleep.

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Wendy, is everything okay?

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Yeah. Never better. Why?

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You want my fruit?

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You can have my fruit.

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Sweetie, if you have
time to cry, you have time

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to go to a meeting.

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I'm sure there's one near your school.

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I did pass a church with a
bunch of jittery smokers outside.

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I'll check that out.

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Okay, ladies, forks
down. This is important.

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I found the perfect place for
me and Adam to get married.

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- Finally.
- Great. - Wonderful.

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Way to sell it.

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Anyway, it's this beautiful garden.

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There's a canopy of trees,
it's lousy with flowers,

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and... get this... there's
an actual babbling brook,

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babbling right through the joint.

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It was available for our date,

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and these other people
were sniffing around,

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so I booked it right on the spot.

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Take that,
bizarrely-handsome gay couple.

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- Sounds great.
- Pay attention. It's terrible.

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She really gives you
whiplash, doesn't she?

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I stupidly told Adam that
I cared about his opinion

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and wanted him to be
involved in all the plans

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and then I made the
most important decision

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behind his back. What should I do?

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This is the man you're gonna
marry. Be honest with him.

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Not what I'm looking for. Christy?

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- I vote truth.
- Nope.

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- I would also...
- Eh.

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- Truth is for chumps.
- I knew I should've started with you.

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In my experience, the best way

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to get what you want from a man

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is to make him think it's his idea.

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I've done it with houses,
I've done it with vacations,

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I've done it with me.

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I'm liking this. Go on.

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Take him to the place you
like first. That sets the bar.

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Then take him to a couple
of dumps and I guarantee you,

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he'll decide he likes the
one you already booked.

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Question is, Bonnie, are you comfortable

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being that manipulative?

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Or maybe the real question
is why do I waste my breath?

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I think you need the fruit.

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You okay?

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I had a really tough morning.

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Well, you're in the right place.

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I know. Thank you.

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I'm-I'm just having
such a hard time with...

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Oh, no.

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Mmm. I'm still smelling the jasmine

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from that beautiful garden venue.

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But... get that out of your
mind, because here we are

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at the historic Marino
and Sons Barrelworks.

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- It's kind of cool.
- I agree, not good.

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Oh, I like the high ceilings.

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Yeah, but...

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it used to be a barrel factory.

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I'm marrying a woman who
used to be a coke fiend.

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Clearly, what something
used to be doesn't bother me.

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Fair enough.

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The brick walls are great.

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Yeah, until I scrape up against them

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and bleed all over my wedding dress.

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That's right, I'm wearing
white, and our first dance

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is to "Boogie Wonderland." Moving on.

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I tell you, Bonnie, this has good bones.

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We could hang some lights
across those exposed beams.

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Now we're providing our own lighting?

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Why don't I also build
a robot to marry us?

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I mean, I wasn't totally
sold on the beautiful garden,

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but at least they have their own lights,

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and... I don't know...
flowers and babbling brook.

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I liked the garden.

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All right, so we're narrowed
down. It's the fairy tale garden

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or the serial killer's workspace.

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Well...

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I'm pretty seriously
leaning towards the garden.

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Well, if you feel that
strongly about it, Adam,

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I'll give it to you. Garden it is.

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Great. So should I
call them and book it?

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No, no. You chose, I'll
take care of the details.

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Thanks, honey.

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You're the best.

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... cannot change, the
courage to change the things I can,

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and the wisdom to know
the difference. Amen.

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Uh, excuse me, Professor?

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I just wanted to say hello.

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Nice to know we're on the same path.

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And you are?

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Christy from your contracts class.

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- You call me "Flunk-it."
- Oh, sure.

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I thought you were taller.

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Um, if it makes you
uncomfortable to have a student

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in the meeting with you,
I can find another one.

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- No, don't worry about it.
- Are you sure?

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Yeah, I'm not coming back anyway.

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Okay.

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Wait.

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I know it isn't any of my
business, but can I ask why?

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Because I'm fine.

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I haven't had a drink
in over six months.

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I've been to a handful of meetings,

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and I'm always asking myself
why am I wasting my time

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listening to people
like you? No offense.

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Actually, that's one of the
nicer things you've said to me.

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Look, when I drink,
terrible things happen,

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so I get I can't drink
anymore. I'm good with that.

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What I'm not good with
is sitting in a circle,

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talking about feelings
and reciting a prayer

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that my mother had
crocheted on a kitchen towel.

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You're lucky. My mom
didn't have kitchen towels.

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For most of my childhood,
we didn't have a kitchen.

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My mom's a drunk, too.

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That's too bad.

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Um, listen, I came here today

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because I thought it
would help, and it didn't.

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That happens to me sometimes.

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Then I go out for coffee after

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with my friends from the
program, and it gets better.

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I like that. We're going for coffee.

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- That'd be great, Professor Stevens.
- Call me Natalie.

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Going for coffee, calling her Natalie.

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Not my coat.

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- Mom, are you here?
- Hello! How was your day?

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Amazing! How was yours?!

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- Amazing!
- Are we both in good moods?

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- Oh, my God, that never happens.
- It never happens.

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- What do we do?
- I think we're doing it.

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- You go first.
- No, you go first.

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Manipulation works, honesty jerks.

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Help me know what that means.

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I tricked Adam, and we're
getting married in the garden.

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Awesome! And what's your good news?

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My professor's a drunk!

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Help me know what that means.

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I went to a meeting today, and
my horrible professor was there,

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we had coffee, and it turns
out she doesn't hate me,

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- she's just super broken.
- Oh, that's great, honey!

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Not for her, but, yeah!

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We talked for an hour, and now
I think we're kind of friends.

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- Friends?
- Yeah.

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Oh, good. You guys
are here. I'm so happy!

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Us, too! Where you been?

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- I bought the barrel factory!
- What?

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Help me know what that means.

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I'm gonna turn it into a bar.

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Are you out of your frickin' mind?!

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I think our good mood is over.

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You're opening a bar?
That's so exciting.

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Is it, Christy? Is it?

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Let's talk later. I have ideas.

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Okay, I know this was
a little impulsive.

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Maybe it's my fault. We didn't
have a rule. So here it is.

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If either one of us
goes insane and wants

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to spend over $100,000,
we shoot the other a text.

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You don't have any money. Okay,
then, this rule is just for you.

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I don't know what to tell you, Bonnie.

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I fell in love with the place.

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You weren't supposed to love
it, you were supposed to hate it.

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What's that mean?

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Be right up.

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My daughter needs me.

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Why was I not supposed to fall
in love with my barrel factory?

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- Forget it, poor choice of words.
- I know when you're lying.

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You do? I don't even know
when I'm lying. Bonnie.

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Okay.

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Maybe...

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I already saw the beautiful garden

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with the babbling brook yesterday

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and got my heart set on
getting married there.

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Why didn't you just tell me that?

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Because stupid Jill...

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told me it would be better if
you thought it was your idea.

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Why?

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Because I had already
kind of booked the garden

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before you saw it.

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Wait a minute.

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You're getting mad at me for
making a decision without you

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when you've already made
a decision without me.

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Yeah, don't compare our decisions.

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Yours was momentous, mine was whimsical.

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Well, at least I didn't lie about it.

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That is a serious breach of trust.

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Oh, don't talk to me about trust.

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You said you were
gonna go wash your car,

251
00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:38,072
but instead you bought a bar.

252
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,514
You know, I was having a great
day till I came over here.

253
00:11:40,539 --> 00:11:42,627
- Well, so was I.
- Fine, I'm going home.

254
00:11:42,652 --> 00:11:46,414
Are you? Or are you really
going to buy an abandoned Petco

255
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,459
and make it a discotheque?

256
00:11:52,436 --> 00:11:53,994
The court held that the advertisement

257
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,754
was a unilateral contract

258
00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:57,364
and that the defendant required notice

259
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,436
that the plaintiff had
purchased their product.

260
00:11:59,702 --> 00:12:01,795
Magnificently wrong.

261
00:12:02,334 --> 00:12:04,566
If I didn't have a mortgage,
I would quit teaching

262
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,733
at this very moment.

263
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:11,823
Ms. Plunkett, can you, again,
lead us down the right track?

264
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:14,327
I sure can.

265
00:12:15,084 --> 00:12:17,445
The court found that
no notice was required

266
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,190
because it was a mass advertisement.

267
00:12:19,215 --> 00:12:22,917
Yes! Thank you. You are a beacon of hope

268
00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:26,108
in a room full of
budding ambulance chasers.

269
00:12:29,007 --> 00:12:31,593
I'm available for
tutoring if you need it.

270
00:12:32,406 --> 00:12:33,811
All right,

271
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,736
that is all the incompetence
I can stand for today.

272
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,404
Class dismissed.

273
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,875
- Ms. Plunkett, can I have a moment?
- Absolutely.

274
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:43,377
And the rest of you...
If you are planning on

275
00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:46,704
being ignorant tomorrow,
just go to a movie.

276
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:50,551
Excuse me, excuse me,
professor needs me.

277
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,303
Excuse me.

278
00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:56,090
Oh, great class today. White-hot.

279
00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:59,936
So my ex said that we were
gonna have dinner tonight,

280
00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:01,514
and that made me feel
like there was hope,

281
00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:03,703
but then he just texted
me that something came up,

282
00:13:03,728 --> 00:13:05,507
and I think it's someone and I
didn't even want to be with him,

283
00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:07,750
but I am afraid I'm
gonna be alone forever.

284
00:13:09,317 --> 00:13:11,067
Yeah.

285
00:13:13,339 --> 00:13:14,632
I bet if we hustle,

286
00:13:14,657 --> 00:13:16,070
we can make the 12:30 meeting.

287
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,281
Oh, I would rather just talk to you.

288
00:13:18,306 --> 00:13:20,039
Let's go grab some coffee.

289
00:13:20,064 --> 00:13:22,197
Okay, but I only have an hour.

290
00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:24,289
I have three cases to
read for this class.

291
00:13:24,314 --> 00:13:26,836
I just won't call on
you. Problem solved.

292
00:13:26,861 --> 00:13:28,476
But I should still
do the reading, right?

293
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:29,967
I don't care.

294
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,836
Is Adam inviting his stuntman friends

295
00:13:33,861 --> 00:13:36,523
- to the wedding?
- Oh, good question.

296
00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,968
I'll have a year sober at that point

297
00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:41,109
and random sex will
be back on the table.

298
00:13:42,019 --> 00:13:44,867
Not literally. Maybe.

299
00:13:46,016 --> 00:13:48,066
I'm not even sure there's
gonna be a wedding.

300
00:13:48,091 --> 00:13:51,000
Oh, come on, Bonnie, you're
not canceling the wedding

301
00:13:51,025 --> 00:13:53,148
because Adam bought a bar.

302
00:13:53,173 --> 00:13:55,875
Can I cancel the wedding
because he's a dumb-ass?

303
00:13:56,422 --> 00:13:58,255
You know, he never
would've found that place

304
00:13:58,280 --> 00:13:59,836
if you didn't trick him
with that whole garden thing.

305
00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:02,211
- That was Jill's fault.
- My fault?

306
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:04,075
You never take a guy to an old factory.

307
00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,900
Guys love old factories.

308
00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:07,589
Christy's right.

309
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,227
This did start with you, Bonnie,

310
00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:10,976
you've got to take some responsibility.

311
00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:14,209
What?

312
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:16,789
I was just trying to
picture you doing that.

313
00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:22,382
Oh, no, it's my professor.

314
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,202
I thought you liked being teacher's pet.

315
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:28,617
I do. I don't like being
teacher's therapist.

316
00:14:28,642 --> 00:14:30,775
She calls me constantly just to vent.

317
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,523
Oh, really? What must that be like?

318
00:14:34,813 --> 00:14:37,398
She is an arrogant, opinionated hot mess

319
00:14:37,423 --> 00:14:40,177
who gets along with
no one. You'd like her.

320
00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:42,869
Can't you just tell
her to go to a meeting?

321
00:14:42,894 --> 00:14:44,211
That's what this one always does.

322
00:14:44,236 --> 00:14:46,967
Or you could tell her
to "take responsibility."

323
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,685
You know, the more childish you get,

324
00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:50,293
the more I know I got to you.

325
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:53,703
Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip,
bip, bip, bip.

326
00:14:56,301 --> 00:14:58,918
I keep telling her to go
to meetings. She won't go.

327
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,920
I feel like I'm the only
thing keeping her sober.

328
00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:04,029
Ooh, red flag, red flag. May I?

329
00:15:04,176 --> 00:15:06,426
Please. I have to take my vitamins.

330
00:15:07,846 --> 00:15:10,824
No one person can keep
another person sober.

331
00:15:10,849 --> 00:15:12,500
You can carry the
message, but not the mess.

332
00:15:12,525 --> 00:15:14,901
I'm sorry, did she pick you?

333
00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:18,429
But, you guys, since
I've been helping her,

334
00:15:18,454 --> 00:15:19,812
she's been nice to me.

335
00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,670
I haven't cried in my car all week.

336
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:23,679
So you're using each other.

337
00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:27,078
Well, it is a contracts class.

338
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:30,450
Christy, you can't be
this woman's sobriety,

339
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:32,692
and you certainly can't
help someone stay sober

340
00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:34,484
to benefit yourself.

341
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,624
You would not be in the wrong right now

342
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:40,641
to go, "Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip."

343
00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:47,360
- Hey, Natalie.
- Hey.

344
00:15:47,385 --> 00:15:49,636
We are definitely going
for coffee after class.

345
00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:52,021
I think I had phone sex
with my ex last night.

346
00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:54,023
- Actually...
- I mean,

347
00:15:54,048 --> 00:15:57,049
he called me while I was in the
tub... what was I supposed to do?

348
00:15:57,641 --> 00:16:00,146
I was hoping to make
that meeting after class.

349
00:16:00,232 --> 00:16:03,492
Ugh, you and those meetings.
You're better than those people.

350
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:06,346
No, I'm not. I am those people.

351
00:16:06,378 --> 00:16:10,637
- And I really need those meetings.
- Why? You seem totally together.

352
00:16:12,658 --> 00:16:15,689
Sorry, no one's ever
said that to me before.

353
00:16:16,421 --> 00:16:18,500
Do you want to go to coffee or not?

354
00:16:19,242 --> 00:16:20,906
I think I don't.

355
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,164
Great.

356
00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:27,340
I've come to rely on you,
and now you're bailing on me.

357
00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,797
I'm not bailing, it's just...

358
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:33,664
I don't think I can be
who you want me to be.

359
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:35,482
I don't think any one person can.

360
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,183
No, of course. That's a job

361
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,542
for a bunch of losers
in a church basement.

362
00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:42,266
We like to think of
ourselves as former losers.

363
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,468
Anyway, I...

364
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:47,801
I can't tell you what to do,

365
00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,843
but I can only tell
you what worked for me.

366
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:54,484
Meetings not only help me stay sober,

367
00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:56,930
but... they also keep me sane.

368
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,086
I understand what you're saying.

369
00:16:59,508 --> 00:17:01,841
- You do?
- Absolutely.

370
00:17:01,866 --> 00:17:03,594
Take your seat.

371
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:08,214
- I hope we can still be...
- I said take your seat.

372
00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:13,391
And I hope, for your
sake, you did the reading.

373
00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:22,042
Hey, Matt, there he is.

374
00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:24,476
Are those new glasses?

375
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:28,664
Hey, uh, so, um, can I,
uh, borrow your notes?

376
00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:34,407
So I'm thinking, if we put the bar here,

377
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:38,483
we put the flat screens
there, there, there, there,

378
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:40,747
there, there, there.

379
00:17:40,772 --> 00:17:41,984
How about there?

380
00:17:42,009 --> 00:17:44,809
Don't go crazy.

381
00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:47,754
Oh, hey.

382
00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:49,937
Got a minute?

383
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,726
- Excuse us.
- Sure.

384
00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:58,264
What's up?

385
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,680
I owe you an apology.

386
00:18:03,338 --> 00:18:06,105
Yes, you made a massive decision

387
00:18:06,130 --> 00:18:08,080
that will alter the course
of our lives forever,

388
00:18:08,105 --> 00:18:10,522
but I had a little oopsie of my own.

389
00:18:11,805 --> 00:18:13,516
Which was?

390
00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:16,805
Wow, you're gonna
rake me over the coals.

391
00:18:17,211 --> 00:18:20,753
Fine. I should've told you
I booked the garden venue

392
00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:22,110
instead of tricking you.

393
00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:24,219
Thank you.

394
00:18:24,244 --> 00:18:26,027
But in my defense,
if I didn't trick you,

395
00:18:26,052 --> 00:18:27,794
you wouldn't have this amazing new bar

396
00:18:27,819 --> 00:18:30,320
that I look forward to not drinking in.

397
00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:35,199
You'll be happy to hear I'm
naming it Bonnie's Place.

398
00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,008
- Really?
- No.

399
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:42,475
You can't name a bar
after a fall-down drunk.

400
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,266
That's... that's bad luck.

401
00:18:45,008 --> 00:18:48,147
Yeah, like that hasn't worked
out for every Irish bar ever,

402
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,312
but go on.

403
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:52,859
I should've talked to you before I,

404
00:18:53,569 --> 00:18:54,734
you know...

405
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,550
blew through my life savings.

406
00:18:59,711 --> 00:19:03,250
Well, that answers my next question.

407
00:19:03,665 --> 00:19:06,165
I know, it's crazy, but...

408
00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,477
You got to understand...
I've been kind of lost

409
00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:13,351
in the career department since...

410
00:19:14,392 --> 00:19:15,975
this happened,

411
00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:19,101
and the minute we came in here,

412
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:22,664
I could see a bar with
good food and happy people

413
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:25,690
and me going from table to table

414
00:19:25,906 --> 00:19:28,601
acting like I own the place...

415
00:19:29,691 --> 00:19:31,031
... 'cause I do.

416
00:19:33,195 --> 00:19:35,374
But you know what the best part is?

417
00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:40,427
Coming home to you and saying,

418
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:41,711
"Hi, honey.

419
00:19:42,862 --> 00:19:45,779
I had the best day at work."

420
00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:52,031
All right, I'm in.

421
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:54,973
But you at least have
to name a drink after me.

422
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:56,844
What would be in it?

423
00:19:57,927 --> 00:19:59,562
Everything.

424
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,282
Done.

425
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:11,554
Hi, I'm Christy, and I'm an alcoholic.

426
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,045
Hi, Christy.

427
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,913
I've been trying,
lately, to help someone

428
00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,892
see the value of this program,

429
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,727
but... they weren't interested
in what I had to say.

430
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:24,590
The good news is this person's
disapproval used to destroy me,

431
00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:26,235
but it doesn't anymore.

432
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,261
I haven't cried in my car in a week.

433
00:20:29,286 --> 00:20:31,532
That's huge.

434
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,599
And it's because of you guys.

435
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,235
And maybe someday that person

436
00:20:36,270 --> 00:20:38,058
will come walking through that door,

437
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,049
but it's not up to me.

438
00:20:40,074 --> 00:20:41,607
I've completely let it go.

439
00:20:44,297 --> 00:20:45,570
Aw.

440
00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,280
I mean, hey!

441
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:52,938
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