1 00:00:01,004 --> 00:00:02,882 Previously, on "Mom"... 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,808 I'm not angry, I just don't need a new car. 3 00:00:06,011 --> 00:00:08,050 - I don't want to fight. - I don't either. 4 00:00:08,168 --> 00:00:09,822 Good, because I bought you the car. 5 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:10,728 What? 6 00:00:10,816 --> 00:00:12,689 I worked my ass off to get here! 7 00:00:12,777 --> 00:00:14,712 And, yes, I said "ass." I was a stripper. 8 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,191 I don't know why I keep bringing that up. 9 00:00:17,854 --> 00:00:19,337 My law firm would like to offer you 10 00:00:19,425 --> 00:00:21,129 a paying position this summer. 11 00:00:21,441 --> 00:00:22,675 Oh, my God. 12 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,382 Thank you. 13 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,173 There are therapists who deal with this stuff for free. 14 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,642 Wendy gave you that guy's number. 15 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:31,048 Fine, I'll go to a therapist. You happy? 16 00:00:31,136 --> 00:00:33,814 I'm sensing some resistance to your treating your ADD. 17 00:00:33,902 --> 00:00:35,800 Is that what you're sensing? 18 00:00:38,902 --> 00:00:40,701 [alarm blaring] 19 00:00:42,659 --> 00:00:43,886 [alarm stops] 20 00:00:44,394 --> 00:00:46,480 That's your third snooze. 21 00:00:47,409 --> 00:00:49,783 Can you not talk? I'm trying to sleep. 22 00:00:49,871 --> 00:00:53,605 So am I, but some jerk's alarm keeps going off. 23 00:00:54,409 --> 00:00:56,916 I don't have to move my car until 7:00. 24 00:00:57,004 --> 00:00:59,067 Then why do I have to get up at 6:00? 25 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:01,980 And 6:08? And 6:16? 26 00:01:03,652 --> 00:01:06,697 I need a slow transition from sleeping to wakefulness, 27 00:01:06,785 --> 00:01:09,472 but I guess I'm not allowed to ask for my needs to be met. 28 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,433 Please, no therapy speak before coffee. 29 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:15,298 Wow, Trevor says some people are threatened 30 00:01:15,393 --> 00:01:16,511 by their partner's growth. 31 00:01:16,603 --> 00:01:17,650 Trevor's lucky. 32 00:01:17,738 --> 00:01:20,652 He only has to deal with you an hour a week. 33 00:01:21,308 --> 00:01:22,752 You know, your level of anger 34 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,706 is completely out of proportion to the situation, 35 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,064 which leads me to believe that this is transference. 36 00:01:27,152 --> 00:01:28,409 What are you really angry about? 37 00:01:28,496 --> 00:01:29,556 I'm looking at it. 38 00:01:29,644 --> 00:01:30,664 Ooh, sorry. 39 00:01:30,751 --> 00:01:33,418 The correct answer is your mother. 40 00:01:36,174 --> 00:01:37,705 Aw, look at you. 41 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,705 Too excited about your new job to sleep? 42 00:01:39,793 --> 00:01:41,793 Yup, I can't wait. 43 00:01:41,933 --> 00:01:43,633 I organized my briefcase. 44 00:01:43,761 --> 00:01:46,267 I've got pencils, paper and a power bar for, 45 00:01:46,355 --> 00:01:48,433 you know, power. 46 00:01:49,128 --> 00:01:51,017 - Good for you. - Yeah. 47 00:01:51,105 --> 00:01:52,807 But I'll probably get killed in a freak accident 48 00:01:52,894 --> 00:01:54,345 before I even get to the office. 49 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:55,728 Why would you say that? 50 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,604 Because that's how my life works. 51 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:00,527 I'm starting a summer job at a big law firm. 52 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,316 This would totally be the day a plane drops out of the sky 53 00:02:03,410 --> 00:02:05,183 and squishes me like a bug. 54 00:02:05,605 --> 00:02:06,613 I see. 55 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:09,152 Well, I'm gonna miss you. 56 00:02:10,449 --> 00:02:13,267 But, hey, since you got time to kill, can you move my car? 57 00:02:13,355 --> 00:02:15,408 Your car is parked next to mine in the carport. 58 00:02:15,496 --> 00:02:16,535 That's my new car. 59 00:02:16,623 --> 00:02:18,823 My old car is parked two blocks away just past the house 60 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:21,191 with the scary old lady who stares out the window all day. 61 00:02:21,519 --> 00:02:22,411 That's a woman? 62 00:02:22,498 --> 00:02:23,559 Yeah, I thought it was a man, too, 63 00:02:23,646 --> 00:02:25,816 until the day the robe fell open. [grunts] 64 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,191 Looking for falling planes? 65 00:02:30,699 --> 00:02:33,918 Yes, but it's the one you don't see that always gets you. 66 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,645 [alarm blaring] 67 00:02:40,386 --> 00:02:43,472 ADAM [in distance]: Bonnie, turn off the damn alarm! 68 00:02:44,526 --> 00:02:47,113 Man, his mother screwed him up. 69 00:02:47,915 --> 00:02:50,645 ♪♪ 70 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:12,418 That's the conference room. 71 00:03:12,597 --> 00:03:14,519 And here's your office. 72 00:03:14,725 --> 00:03:16,152 I get my own office? 73 00:03:16,387 --> 00:03:18,215 Well, you do have a roommate. 74 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:23,008 Christy Plunkett, meet the MXM-753N. 75 00:03:24,980 --> 00:03:27,269 Oh. [chuckles softly] 76 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:29,449 Hello. 77 00:03:31,053 --> 00:03:33,795 Make 25 copies of this for the 11:00 meeting. 78 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:35,722 Do you want me to come to the meeting? 79 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:38,363 Yes. To drop off the copies. 80 00:03:39,617 --> 00:03:41,082 Copy that. 81 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:43,160 Just a heads up: finger guns are considered 82 00:03:43,248 --> 00:03:45,324 a micro-aggression around here. 83 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:48,246 Copy that. 84 00:03:51,381 --> 00:03:53,688 So I have to move my car a few mornings a week. 85 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:55,824 Why does he have to make a federal case out of it? 86 00:03:55,912 --> 00:03:59,379 I think he's just perpetuating his own victimhood. 87 00:04:00,189 --> 00:04:03,180 You do an amazing job at remembering therapy terms 88 00:04:03,268 --> 00:04:05,496 and completely misusing them. 89 00:04:05,763 --> 00:04:07,105 Thank you. 90 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,827 You're also skilled at ignoring 91 00:04:09,915 --> 00:04:12,135 the parts of what I say that you don't want to hear. 92 00:04:12,363 --> 00:04:14,652 So many compliments today. 93 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:18,043 Look, if I had an extra parking space for my old car, 94 00:04:18,138 --> 00:04:20,379 I'd use it, but I don't, and Adam should respect that. 95 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:21,418 You still have your old car? 96 00:04:21,506 --> 00:04:23,506 And Adam should respect that. 97 00:04:24,262 --> 00:04:25,771 Why are you hanging on to something 98 00:04:25,859 --> 00:04:27,584 that's clearly causing you problems? 99 00:04:27,672 --> 00:04:30,576 Uh, because I love him. 100 00:04:34,038 --> 00:04:37,514 Uh, still talking about the car. 101 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:41,194 I find it interesting that for the first time in your life 102 00:04:41,313 --> 00:04:44,171 you've got a new car, and yet you can't let go of the old one. 103 00:04:44,259 --> 00:04:46,126 It's no big deal. I just haven't gotten around 104 00:04:46,214 --> 00:04:47,859 - to getting rid of it yet. - It's been a month. 105 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:49,426 Yeah, exactly, it's only been a month. 106 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:52,046 Or it's been a whole month. 107 00:04:52,721 --> 00:04:53,960 Why are you attacking me? 108 00:04:54,048 --> 00:04:55,905 Do I remind you of your mother? 109 00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,168 Procrastination is a common symptom of ADD. 110 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:02,984 Boring me is a common symptom of you. 111 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,658 Your assignment this week is to get rid of that old car. 112 00:05:06,746 --> 00:05:08,565 That is your only job. 113 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:10,135 What about my regular job? 114 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,401 Of course, do your regular job. 115 00:05:12,502 --> 00:05:14,697 What about household chores? Do I have to do those? 116 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,252 You're being deliberately obtuse. 117 00:05:17,340 --> 00:05:20,096 Why are you angry? Is this transference? 118 00:05:20,994 --> 00:05:23,494 I never should've taught you that word. 119 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,729 Wendy, could you please pass me the salt? 120 00:05:29,076 --> 00:05:30,658 Better do it before she starts ranting 121 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:32,518 about her needs not being met. 122 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:34,856 That's a little passive-aggressive, Jill. 123 00:05:34,944 --> 00:05:36,948 You know, Trevor says my friend group might be threatened 124 00:05:37,035 --> 00:05:38,384 by my personal growth. 125 00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:39,776 If we were still boozin' it up, 126 00:05:39,864 --> 00:05:42,158 "Trevor Says" would be a great drinking game. 127 00:05:43,018 --> 00:05:45,190 So hammered, so fast. 128 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,313 I don't like everything Trevor says. 129 00:05:47,424 --> 00:05:49,165 This week, he actually gave me homework 130 00:05:49,253 --> 00:05:50,495 because he thinks I procrastinate, 131 00:05:50,582 --> 00:05:52,307 which is only because I have ADD. 132 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,311 "Because I Have ADD" would be another good drinking game. 133 00:05:55,399 --> 00:05:57,049 We'd be dead. 134 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,080 You don't have to have ADD to procrastinate. 135 00:06:00,262 --> 00:06:02,346 I got a package meant for my neighbors at Christmas, 136 00:06:02,434 --> 00:06:03,964 and I still haven't taken it over there. 137 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:05,101 That's not so bad. 138 00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:06,941 It's been three years. 139 00:06:08,312 --> 00:06:10,010 I've been putting something off, too. 140 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:12,988 I still haven't listened to a voice mail Victor left me 141 00:06:13,076 --> 00:06:14,598 a couple of days before he died. 142 00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:16,775 Aw, that's so sad. Don't you want to hear his voice? 143 00:06:16,963 --> 00:06:19,699 I don't know. We had a hard day, 144 00:06:19,787 --> 00:06:22,157 and I'm afraid he was calling because he was mad at me, 145 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:24,746 and I don't want that to be the last thing I hear him say. 146 00:06:24,834 --> 00:06:27,184 Well, it'll all get cleared up when you join him in heaven. 147 00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:28,879 Oh, my God, Bonnie. 148 00:06:29,145 --> 00:06:30,756 What? It's sweet. 149 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:32,684 I'm pretending to believe in heaven. 150 00:06:33,756 --> 00:06:35,215 I never procrastinate. 151 00:06:35,579 --> 00:06:37,146 How is that possible? 152 00:06:37,381 --> 00:06:39,176 I created a special calendar 153 00:06:39,264 --> 00:06:41,559 where I list all the tasks I need to get done, 154 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:45,207 ranked by date, priority and my level of resistance. 155 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:47,793 I call it the Wen-dalendar. 156 00:06:49,621 --> 00:06:53,098 Well, that is so boring I want to Wen-dalen-die. 157 00:06:55,223 --> 00:06:57,650 I love writing things down and checking them off. 158 00:06:57,738 --> 00:06:59,534 Sometimes I write down things I've already done 159 00:06:59,621 --> 00:07:01,480 just so I can... [grunts] 160 00:07:02,309 --> 00:07:03,505 Well, I've been bugging you 161 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:05,661 to get a driver's license for six months. 162 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:07,848 I'm a bit tired of being your chauffeur. 163 00:07:08,176 --> 00:07:09,964 I thought we decided we weren't gonna talk about 164 00:07:10,051 --> 00:07:11,492 roommate stuff in front of the group. 165 00:07:11,595 --> 00:07:13,168 We never discussed that. 166 00:07:14,237 --> 00:07:15,707 Well, we should. 167 00:07:17,388 --> 00:07:18,476 Hey. 168 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,309 Hey. Hey, stranger. 169 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,740 How's your fancy job? 170 00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:23,885 Oh, it's good. It's good. 171 00:07:23,973 --> 00:07:26,017 [chuckles] I mean, I can't really talk about it 172 00:07:26,105 --> 00:07:28,138 'cause of attorney-client privilege. 173 00:07:28,225 --> 00:07:30,160 Oh, I got so screwed on that once. 174 00:07:30,262 --> 00:07:32,072 I told this lawyer all these things I'd done, 175 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,752 and then he brought it all up in court, 176 00:07:33,839 --> 00:07:36,519 which is when I learned it has to be your lawyer. 177 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:39,840 Bottom line, if they don't sit at your table, 178 00:07:39,941 --> 00:07:41,487 don't tell them anything. 179 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:44,236 [laughs] Oh, that's funny. 180 00:07:44,324 --> 00:07:45,439 It reminds me of work, 181 00:07:45,527 --> 00:07:48,707 where I also laugh all day with my legal colleagues. 182 00:07:49,910 --> 00:07:51,486 I'm not buying it. 183 00:07:51,574 --> 00:07:53,762 Yeah, if you're not complaining, you're not Christy. 184 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,215 That is so not true. 185 00:07:55,394 --> 00:07:58,957 Fine! My new job blows. I'm miserable. 186 00:07:59,176 --> 00:08:01,613 Hey, look, Christy has a drinking game. 187 00:08:01,809 --> 00:08:04,080 I thought I was gonna have some real responsibility, 188 00:08:04,168 --> 00:08:05,949 but I'm just making copies. 189 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:08,035 I hate my life. 190 00:08:14,223 --> 00:08:16,598 Well, I hope you're happy! 191 00:08:17,254 --> 00:08:19,496 I don't think you mean that. 192 00:08:20,103 --> 00:08:22,002 "Don't hit the snooze," you said. 193 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,252 "Wake up right before you need to," you said. 194 00:08:24,340 --> 00:08:26,322 Well, because of you, I got a ticket. 195 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:28,080 I think because of you, you got a ticket. 196 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:29,634 You're the one that has two cars. 197 00:08:29,721 --> 00:08:30,715 Well, for your information, 198 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,721 I've decided to get rid of my old car. 199 00:08:32,809 --> 00:08:33,971 I'll believe it when I see it. 200 00:08:34,059 --> 00:08:35,509 Well, get ready to see it, 201 00:08:35,596 --> 00:08:38,004 because I'm gonna do it first thing today. 202 00:08:39,738 --> 00:08:41,736 Hi. I'm Bonnie Plunkett, your building manager. 203 00:08:41,824 --> 00:08:43,589 Do you need anything repaired? Anything at all? 204 00:08:43,676 --> 00:08:44,867 Faucets, toilets? 205 00:08:44,954 --> 00:08:47,355 Curious about how long anything is? 206 00:08:49,569 --> 00:08:51,484 [muffled]: Thank you for squeezing me in 207 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,337 on such short notice. 208 00:08:54,715 --> 00:08:56,306 "Beef bourguignon, 209 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:58,056 "traditional French braised stew. 210 00:08:58,144 --> 00:08:59,969 Total time, six to eight hours." 211 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:01,848 Well, let's get at it. 212 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,642 I screwed up. I ordered chicken paillard, 213 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:11,331 but it was supposed to be a hanger steak. 214 00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:13,769 It's true. 215 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,949 After all these years, she's still not good at this. 216 00:09:17,421 --> 00:09:18,944 Please help me. 217 00:09:19,031 --> 00:09:21,519 That table may be my only decent tip of the night. 218 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:23,228 Oh. Well, that changes everything. 219 00:09:23,316 --> 00:09:24,863 Uh, listen up, everyone. 220 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:27,568 Christy needs money. Let's really pull together. 221 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,002 [phone chimes] 222 00:09:31,381 --> 00:09:32,556 Oh, my God. 223 00:09:32,644 --> 00:09:34,003 The law firm that I'm working for 224 00:09:34,097 --> 00:09:35,698 needs me to come in right now. 225 00:09:35,801 --> 00:09:37,408 "Big case, all hands on deck. 226 00:09:37,496 --> 00:09:39,246 We need you ASAP." 227 00:09:39,854 --> 00:09:42,053 Guys, I'm needed. 228 00:09:42,246 --> 00:09:45,188 But you're in the middle of poorly serving our customers. 229 00:09:45,559 --> 00:09:46,730 I don't care. 230 00:09:46,818 --> 00:09:48,644 I am gonna go do something with meaning, 231 00:09:48,769 --> 00:09:49,888 something important, 232 00:09:50,059 --> 00:09:51,934 something that doesn't involve sauce on the side, 233 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:54,023 'cause I am meant for greater things. 234 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,502 You can't just leave. 235 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:56,982 Watch me. 236 00:09:57,983 --> 00:10:00,029 [grunts] 237 00:10:01,465 --> 00:10:03,728 Well, that was worth watching. 238 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,470 Oh. 239 00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,472 - I came as fast as I could. - Don't care. 240 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,265 We got thrown a curveball on the Hawkins trial. 241 00:10:10,352 --> 00:10:11,929 Probably gonna be an all-nighter. 242 00:10:12,218 --> 00:10:14,481 Do you need me to help draft a brief? 243 00:10:14,569 --> 00:10:15,653 Research precedents? 244 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:16,959 We need you to pick up dinner. 245 00:10:17,139 --> 00:10:18,551 - What? - Yeah, we already ordered 246 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,266 from the boss's favorite restaurant. 247 00:10:31,608 --> 00:10:34,454 Is there a chance we could be adults about this? 248 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:35,686 Of course. 249 00:10:35,791 --> 00:10:38,169 This must be very humbling for you, 250 00:10:38,257 --> 00:10:40,634 and so we've decided not to rub your nose in it. 251 00:10:40,721 --> 00:10:41,679 Really? 252 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,429 No. Paul, the list. 253 00:10:44,551 --> 00:10:47,538 We all kind of workshopped these together. 254 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,364 "Your life hasn't changed that much, Counselor, 255 00:10:50,415 --> 00:10:52,547 and here is exhibit A." 256 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,519 [Paul laughs] 257 00:10:55,606 --> 00:10:59,684 "What case are you working on? Christy v. Dignity?" 258 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,714 That was Preston. 259 00:11:04,637 --> 00:11:05,529 Okay. 260 00:11:05,616 --> 00:11:07,183 Oh, uh, buh-buh, one more. 261 00:11:08,556 --> 00:11:10,166 "Apparently Law & Order 262 00:11:10,316 --> 00:11:12,841 means law and order dinner." 263 00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:14,785 [laughs] 264 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,375 Make all the jokes you want. 265 00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:20,508 Nothing could make me feel worse about myself right now. 266 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,448 Ah! 267 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,524 I hate this place! 268 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:43,210 I had one thing to do yesterday: 269 00:11:43,298 --> 00:11:46,170 get rid of my old car. But did I? No. 270 00:11:46,258 --> 00:11:48,433 I did a bunch of things I didn't want to do instead. 271 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,594 I even texted Wendy just to say, "What's up?" 272 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:54,094 - Oh, that's why. - [Bonnie sighs] 273 00:11:54,918 --> 00:11:56,572 Guess my only comfort is knowing 274 00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:58,954 you guys are struggling with procrastination, too. 275 00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:01,063 I got my license! 276 00:12:01,282 --> 00:12:03,688 And I had a blast at the DMV. 277 00:12:03,796 --> 00:12:05,929 Everyone's so friendly and outgoing. 278 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,923 [gasps] Plus, you get to go to all those fun stations. 279 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:11,404 Eye test. Pop quiz. Photo shoot. 280 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,719 I have never taken a better picture. 281 00:12:13,806 --> 00:12:15,485 The angle, the lighting. 282 00:12:15,573 --> 00:12:17,793 Walter took so much time. 283 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:23,202 So, I'm handing my neighbor her package. Apology, apology. 284 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,834 And she's got this scowl on her face, 285 00:12:24,922 --> 00:12:26,259 and I'm thinking, "That's a lot of attitude 286 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,132 for somebody who orders from Banana Republic." 287 00:12:29,431 --> 00:12:31,211 But turns out she's a dermatologist, 288 00:12:31,299 --> 00:12:33,824 and she's eying this suspicious freckle on my arm. 289 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,878 [scoffs] Get this. It was precancerous. 290 00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:39,329 Not procrastinating saved my life. 291 00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:43,096 Last night, I finally sat down with Victor's message. 292 00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:45,758 And guess what. It was a butt-dial. 293 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:47,618 Yeah. I listened to three minutes 294 00:12:47,706 --> 00:12:52,211 of him rustling around, and then at the very end, 295 00:12:52,645 --> 00:12:56,131 I heard him ask his caregiver to put him in a clean shirt 296 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,633 so he'd look nice when I got home. 297 00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:02,855 Gonna keep that message forever. 298 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:05,266 Well, this is a load of crap! 299 00:13:08,102 --> 00:13:10,977 I've been eating my hot dog with just mustard my whole life, 300 00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:13,430 but therapy has opened me up to trying new things. 301 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:15,216 So if you're smelling onions on my breath, 302 00:13:15,303 --> 00:13:17,377 it's really the smell of growth. 303 00:13:17,736 --> 00:13:18,986 That's fascinating. 304 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:22,361 But what I asked you is, "Did you sell the car?" 305 00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:24,399 All right, I didn't sell it yet, 306 00:13:24,486 --> 00:13:26,270 but only because I had a lot going on. 307 00:13:26,324 --> 00:13:28,587 I am busy, very busy. I'm a very busy woman. 308 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,479 Write that down. "Very busy woman." 309 00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:32,095 I think there's more to it than that. 310 00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,235 I think you're deeply attached to your car, 311 00:13:34,322 --> 00:13:36,940 and you'll never get rid of it unless you admit that. 312 00:13:37,028 --> 00:13:38,900 I'm gonna be honest with you, Trevor. 313 00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:42,080 The sweater vest is not your most flattering look. 314 00:13:44,565 --> 00:13:47,430 I don't even like the car. It's loud. It's unreliable. 315 00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:49,076 People are amazed it runs at all. 316 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,977 Why would I have an emotional attachment 317 00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,253 to that hunk of junk? 318 00:13:52,455 --> 00:13:54,822 Because, on some level, that hunk of junk is you. 319 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:57,447 Geez, sorry about the vest comment. 320 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,956 Classic transference. 321 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,697 Still not what it means. 322 00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:05,041 We'll see. 323 00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:09,375 Bonnie, you have changed so much over the last few years. 324 00:14:09,463 --> 00:14:11,315 You got sober, you're getting married, 325 00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,111 you're dealing with your ADD. 326 00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,599 That's a lot, and it's scary. 327 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,608 Getting rid of that old car is like getting rid of the old you. 328 00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:24,768 Or I was busy. You'd remember that if you'd written it down. 329 00:14:25,869 --> 00:14:28,463 Okay, what's the first step we need to take to sell the car? 330 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,118 Put an ad on Craigslist, I guess. 331 00:14:31,346 --> 00:14:32,893 Great. Why don't you do that right now? 332 00:14:32,981 --> 00:14:35,288 I wish I could, but, uh, unfortunately, 333 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,073 we are out of time. 334 00:14:37,604 --> 00:14:39,057 Only I get to say that. 335 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,234 And if you're really seeing a watch on your wrist, 336 00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:43,361 we've got bigger problems than your car. 337 00:14:43,787 --> 00:14:46,721 I don't want to do this right now, okay? I just don't want to. 338 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,484 You don't have to do it alone. I'll be right here. 339 00:14:49,658 --> 00:14:50,869 [scoffs] 340 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,354 I got to write a whole ad. I can't do it on my phone. 341 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:54,893 Well, why don't we use my laptop? 342 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,791 "I'm Trevor. I have a vest and a laptop." [grunts] 343 00:15:00,315 --> 00:15:01,760 [clears throat] 344 00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,694 Patient files aren't on there. 345 00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:11,549 No, but a hilarious picture of you riding a camel is. 346 00:15:11,636 --> 00:15:12,893 Okay, close that. 347 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:13,982 And send. 348 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:16,221 [computer whooshes, phone chimes] 349 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,041 You win this round. 350 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:21,205 And camels are scary. 351 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,088 A lot of people make that face. 352 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,791 [copy machine whirring] 353 00:15:27,879 --> 00:15:29,252 Huh. 354 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,996 Oh. Hey, hey, hey, Russell, do you have a minute? 355 00:15:37,216 --> 00:15:39,385 No.I was just reading through the brief. 356 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:41,824 Well, your job is to copy it, not to read it. 357 00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:44,842 Yes, and they are almost done. 358 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:46,715 But-but I was just wondering 359 00:15:46,802 --> 00:15:48,838 why you didn't cite Washington v. Shafer. 360 00:15:48,926 --> 00:15:52,177 [sighs] That's because that case is, um... 361 00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:55,001 What's that case? 362 00:15:55,143 --> 00:15:58,016 Well, in a nutshell, the judge ruled 363 00:15:58,205 --> 00:16:00,213 prior criminal acts could be admissible 364 00:16:00,301 --> 00:16:03,033 if the similarity to the current case provides the jury 365 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,572 with a clearer understanding of the evidence before them. 366 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,800 Wow. 367 00:16:08,263 --> 00:16:11,104 That's a fantastic idea, Christy. Great job. 368 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:12,463 Seriously? 369 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:15,260 Oh, my God, thank you. [chuckles] 370 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,775 Guys, it just hit me in the bathroom. 371 00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:22,291 We should cite Washington v. Shafer. 372 00:16:26,624 --> 00:16:28,697 Lot of memories in this car. 373 00:16:28,858 --> 00:16:31,122 I'm really glad it's going to such a nice kid. 374 00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,283 Thanks. It's perfect. 375 00:16:33,371 --> 00:16:35,197 Well, drive it in good health. 376 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,886 Oh, I'm not gonna drive it. 377 00:16:36,974 --> 00:16:39,237 I'm gonna push it off a cliff for my student film. 378 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:42,244 What? 379 00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,057 Uh, it's his car now, Bonnie. 380 00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:47,061 But he's gonna murder it. Uh, give me the keys. 381 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,256 - No deal. - What? Why? 382 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:52,215 Just take your man bun and go do some hot yoga. 383 00:16:53,408 --> 00:16:54,814 Dude, give her back the keys. 384 00:16:54,939 --> 00:16:56,330 It's only gonna get worse. 385 00:16:57,611 --> 00:17:00,681 Fine. I'll just use my dad's car. 386 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:04,572 What the hell was that? 387 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:07,019 Didn't you hear him? He was gonna push me off a cliff. 388 00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:09,644 Okay, I'm used to a certain level of Bonnie around here, 389 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,982 but you're being even Bonnier than usual. 390 00:17:12,353 --> 00:17:14,527 I guess, uh, it's possible. 391 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:18,371 I-I don't want the car to end up in a ball of fire 392 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,043 because I'm attached to it. 393 00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,918 That car kind of represents who I used to be, 394 00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:28,054 and I'm... I'm having trouble letting her go. 395 00:17:29,276 --> 00:17:30,730 Is that what Trevor says? 396 00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:32,602 Trevor and I don't talk about my car. 397 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:34,518 We talk about you, and how you need 398 00:17:34,606 --> 00:17:37,050 to make more of an effort in several different areas. 399 00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:50,855 Well, I don't know why, but I think I might have tomato soup. 400 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:54,800 I don't care what you say. 401 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,181 My dermatologist neighbor's now my new bestie, 402 00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:59,824 and I got a $1,200 peel for free. 403 00:18:00,058 --> 00:18:02,168 How long are you gonna look like that? 404 00:18:02,304 --> 00:18:04,911 Couple of days. Then it's gonna get real crusty, 405 00:18:04,999 --> 00:18:06,371 then it's gonna start flaking off, 406 00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,800 but then I'm gonna look a whole three months younger. 407 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:11,782 Hey. 408 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,527 Oof. 409 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:15,980 Ah, great news. 410 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:18,288 This guy stole my idea at work today. 411 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,621 I've never actually had a job, 412 00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:22,769 but that does not sound like a win. 413 00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:25,207 I've only finished one year of law school, 414 00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,044 and my ideas are already good enough to steal 415 00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:28,832 by professional lawyers! 416 00:18:29,218 --> 00:18:30,551 So you're just gonna let him get away with it? 417 00:18:30,638 --> 00:18:32,988 Yes. I am taking the high road. 418 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:37,123 Also, revenge might be seen as a microaggression. 419 00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:40,222 You came to that all on your own? I'm impressed. 420 00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:41,464 Yeah, so am I. 421 00:18:41,552 --> 00:18:43,519 I guess that's what happens if you stay sober. 422 00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:45,637 If it happened to me, I would've broke into the guy's car 423 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,722 and filled his trunk full of rotting fish. 424 00:18:48,058 --> 00:18:49,621 Really? You'd do that? 425 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:50,723 Yeah. If you want, I'll do it for you. 426 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:53,660 I'd do it for any of you. I got a fish guy and everything. 427 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,816 Hey, Tammy, you got a dollar? What? 428 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,214 Just give me a dollar.Okay. 429 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:03,769 Congratulations. You just bought a car. 430 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:04,858 What? 431 00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,295 I just sold you my old car. 432 00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:08,761 Aw.Are you serious? Bonnie, why would you do that? 433 00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,764 Because I know you won't push me off a cliff. 434 00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,746 You're right, I won't! Thank you! 435 00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:15,655 I'm gonna cry. 436 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,386 I would, too, but I'm afraid it would burn. 437 00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:21,019 The best part is I get to go to my therapist 438 00:19:21,107 --> 00:19:22,543 and tell him to suck it. 439 00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:27,199 Just curious. What kind of fish would you use? 440 00:19:33,063 --> 00:19:34,816 I'm pleased things worked out with the car. 441 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:36,356 Sounds like you found the perfect place for it. 442 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,316 I did. Thank you for pushing me out of my comfort zone. 443 00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:41,050 I feel like I accomplished something. 444 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,214 You did, and you should be proud of yourself. 445 00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,925 Now you can take that momentum 446 00:19:45,013 --> 00:19:47,369 and use it on anything else that you've been avoiding. 447 00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:48,783 I'll see you next week. 448 00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:51,908 There is one thing I've been putting off 449 00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:53,614 that I really want to do. 450 00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:54,987 Hmm. 451 00:19:58,838 --> 00:20:02,121 Bonnie, this goes against every ethical... 452 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,927 Oh, screw it. 453 00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:09,615 [gasps] 454 00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:13,669 Oh, that's transference.