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Do you really have to run off?
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Snuggling afterwards is the best part.
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Gabriel, you can't own a penis
and say that.
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So when can I see you again?
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I don't know, I'm just
crazy busy these days.
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Fine.
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I'll just wait for you to call
and then make myself pretty.
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I know you're kidding,
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but it wouldn't hurt
to do a little manscaping.
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That's housekeeping.
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Come back later!
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I need to see you now, Gabriel!
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It's my wife.
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My boss.
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Hide.
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Get in the bathroom.
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What if she has to pee?
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You're right,
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she does like to mark her territory.
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What are you doing in there?
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Um, I'm hiding the hookers and the drugs.
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What do you think I'm doing? Quick, get in.
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Are you kidding me?
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You got a better idea?
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Oh, is this underwear clean?
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Get in!
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And no.
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Uh... uh, one minute!
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Hey, what brings you by?
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I know this might be difficult for you,
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but I need you to sign
this separation agreement.
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No problem. Okie dokie.
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Wow, I expected you to make a scene.
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No scene. Here you go. Bye!
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Bye.
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Wait a minute.
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What are you doing
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with my Louis Vuitton?
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Um, the maid packed my clothes in it.
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I thought it was a parting gift.
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Well, it's not. I want it back.
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Well, uh,
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that's too bad.
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Possession is nine-tenths of the...
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whatchamacallit, the law.
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The hell it is.
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What do you have in here?
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All my self-help books.
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Now give it back!
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Damn it, Gabriel,
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this is my suitcase.
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I'll return it to you when
I'm no longer living out of it!
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Fine!
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Keep it!
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Oh...
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Oh... I am so sorry.
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It's okay.
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That was really close.
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What was that?
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I don't know.
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I am just really turned on right now.
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Getting locked in a suitcase
does it for you?
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Oh, just shut up and be grateful.
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Mom - 02x15
Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Seriously?
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In a suitcase?
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Louis Vuitton.
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Classy.
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I don't understand it,
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but it was the hottest sex we've ever had.
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Really?
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Gabriel?
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The guy who can only do it
with his T-shirt on?
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He has a third nipple; he's self-conscious.
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I get why it was hot.
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It's the danger.
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One time,
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I was running with the Black Panthers.
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We knocked off a bank in Oakland.
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Me and this guy Jamal
did it in the getaway car.
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The indelible ink exploded all over us.
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My ass was blue for a month.
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I'm watching a sweet old lady
put rolls in her purse,
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and I just can't get my head
around that story.
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That's nothing; Jamal's a senator now.
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You know, Christy,
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that kind of sex is fine once in a while,
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but, uh, with you it's a little worrisome.
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- Why?
- Well, honey,
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since I've known you,
you've only enjoyed sex with men
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when there was an element of danger.
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That's not true.
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I hate to say it, but I think
old blue ass has a point.
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When we met, you were sleeping
with your married boss.
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And then the drunk, pothead fireman.
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Yeah. He was fun.
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And then your ex-husband,
on your front lawn.
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It was not on the front lawn,
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it was in his van.
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Which was technically his house.
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Well, now that you're sober,
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you might want to start thinking
about finding someone
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you can have an honest,
intimate relationship with.
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Hey, I am plenty intimate.
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Really?
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You talk and you share?
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You let your true self be seen?
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I have a true self?
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Intimacy, Christy.
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Break it down.
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"Into-me-see."
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You say that kind of crap to Jamal?
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I was a heroin addict back then.
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I didn't do that much talking.
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Okay, I have to go to work.
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Thanks for the...
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I don't know what that was.
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- Bye, honey.
- Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Are you gonna take your butter patties?
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Help yourself.
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We should get the check.
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I almost drank last night.
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Go away.
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What?
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I was grocery shopping,
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they were handing out samples
of turkey meatballs.
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Next thing I know,
I'm standing in the liquor aisle
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trying to decide whether to
get drunk on vodka or bourbon.
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Well, that bourbon pairs better
with turkey.
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That's it? No speech?
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Well, come on, Bonnie,
you know why this happened.
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It's about losing Alvin.
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I have never been in this much pain.
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I go to bed thinking about him,
I wake up thinking about him...
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nonstop.
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I understand.
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So what do I do?
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You could try getting out of your head
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by helping other people.
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Great.
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I'm having a breakdown;
you're making jokes.
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Okay, that's all the time
we have for sharing.
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Before we close,
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we need to nominate a new secretary
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to run the meeting for the next year.
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I nominate Bonnie.
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What the hell are you doing?
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This'll be good for you.
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No, I don't think so.
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I second it.
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What's happening?
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Any other nominations?
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Yeah, I, uh,
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nominate Weeping Wendy here.
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That's what you call me?
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Why?
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Any seconds for Wendy?
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All in favor of Bonnie?
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Congratulations, Bonnie.
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You are so lucky you have cancer.
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Really?
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You want to know what I'm feeling?
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Yeah.
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I don't want you and me
to be just about sex.
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I want to know what's going on here.
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We've been over this; it's a third nipple.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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Show me your true self.
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Oh.
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Wow, okay.
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Uh...
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Ever since the marriage ended,
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I've been reevaluating
who I am and-and what I want.
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Mm-hmm.
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When you think about it,
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I went from my parent's house
to my college dorm
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to married and living with Claudia.
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I've really never been on my own.
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, suddenly
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I'm experiencing a level of freedom
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I've never known, but at the same time,
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I've never been more frightened.
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Christy?
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Mm-hmm.
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This is crazy.
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I know.
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Right in front of my ex-wife's house?
I know.
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You realize if she catches us,
you'll get fired.
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Oh, keep saying that.
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Oh, uh... fired.
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You're... you're gonna get fired.
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Oh, yeah. Keep talking.
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Um...
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You'll lose your 401.
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Oh, yeah.
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You'll wind up working
as a-a cafeteria lady
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at an inner-city school
where the kids are troubled
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and they don't appreciate your hard work.
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Oh, my God!
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- Hey! It's Bear!
- What?
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It's my ex-dog.
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Oh, I miss you, too, buddy!
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Who's a good boy?
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Bear?
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Where are you, Bear?
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Oh, that's Claudia. Get-get down!
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Get away from that car! Bad dog!
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Okay, she's gone.
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Let's get out of here.
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What are you talking about?
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This is hotter than the suitcase.
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Anyway, it has been brought to my attention
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by my sponsor, my mother
and the guy I'm sleeping with
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that I may have a slight problem
with intimate relationships.
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And after doing a lot of soul-searching,
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I realized that they're right.
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I do have a problem.
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But then I did some more soul-searching
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and decided...
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I don't care.
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I'm having fun.
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I'm not drinking, not hurting anybody.
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And if I'm craving intimacy,
I can come here
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and open up my heart
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in a warm, nurturing environment...
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Time's up.
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Can I at least finish my thought?
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- We got the gist.
- Mom!
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I'm sorry, but as the new secretary,
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I have decided shares will now
be limited to three minutes,
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no exceptions, no slack.
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You don't get to decide that by yourself.
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Do I have to remind you that I
won the election in a landslide?
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Christy's right.
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Any changes to the meeting format
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have to be decided on by everyone.
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Yeah, I changed that rule, too.
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Okay, anyone else want to share?
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- Go ahead, Wendy.
- Thank you.
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crying counts against your time.
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Mmm, what smells so good?
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I'm baking brownies for my meeting.
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Oh, that's thoughtful.
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Yeah.
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I figure if we upgrade the snacks,
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we'll get a better class
of drunks and drug addicts.
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Maybe even some celebrities.
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And then, word'll get out,
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and before you know it, we'll be
turning people away at the door.
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That's not really the idea, Mom.
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Right there, that kind of thinking
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is why you'll never be secretary.
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Why don't I get that?
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Would be cool to meet some famous drunks.
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Hey.
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Hey, there's my guy.
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Hi, Mom.
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- How was your weekend?
- Good.
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Grandma made brownies in the kitchen.
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Bye.
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All right, see you next week.
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Hey, uh,
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before you go, can I ask you something?
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- Sure.
- Hey!
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When you're trying to recover
from a soul-shattering disease
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that destroys you and everything you love,
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then you can have a brownie!
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So what's up?
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I was just...
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00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:13,243
Okay, this is a little weird, but, um...
274
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when we were married,
275
00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:17,814
how would you describe our...
276
00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:20,117
sexual relationship?
277
00:11:21,654 --> 00:11:22,986
How would I describe it to you
278
00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:25,655
or how would I describe it to my friends?
279
00:11:25,657 --> 00:11:29,025
Seriously, I-I need a little perspective.
280
00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:31,394
Is this something to do with being sober?
281
00:11:31,396 --> 00:11:34,197
Yeah, sort of.
282
00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:35,932
I mean, the longer you don't drink,
283
00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:38,535
the more you see who you really are
284
00:11:38,537 --> 00:11:40,904
and why you do stuff.
285
00:11:40,906 --> 00:11:44,274
Wow, that must suck.
286
00:11:44,276 --> 00:11:46,443
It's a bitch.
287
00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:50,246
Okay, well, the way I remember it,
288
00:11:50,248 --> 00:11:52,415
we had three types of sex.
289
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,719
Drunk, angry and...
290
00:11:55,721 --> 00:11:57,887
no, just two kinds of sex.
291
00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:59,489
Oh, come on.
292
00:11:59,491 --> 00:12:01,257
There must have been some times
293
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where we had an emotional connection
294
00:12:03,195 --> 00:12:06,729
and, you know... made love.
295
00:12:06,731 --> 00:12:09,365
Yeah, right.
296
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:10,867
Why is that funny?
297
00:12:10,869 --> 00:12:14,003
I don't know, you were just
never really a girlie-girl.
298
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:16,973
We always went at it like two dudes.
299
00:12:19,743 --> 00:12:22,779
So what you're saying is...
300
00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:25,081
I'm incapable of intimacy?
301
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,849
Yeah.
302
00:12:26,851 --> 00:12:29,652
But it's a compliment.
303
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:31,454
No, it's not!
304
00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:33,089
I've got a problem.
305
00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:34,824
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
306
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:37,493
my new girlfriend is all about talking
307
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,495
and sharing our feelings.
308
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,931
I mean, by the time we get down to it,
309
00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:45,968
I feel guilty doing dirty things
to such a nice lady.
310
00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:47,670
So you don't do it?
311
00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:49,872
Oh, I do it, I just feel bad.
312
00:12:51,742 --> 00:12:54,577
Thanks, but that doesn't really
help my situation.
313
00:12:54,579 --> 00:12:56,245
All right.
314
00:12:56,247 --> 00:12:58,447
I'll let you in on a little secret.
315
00:12:58,449 --> 00:13:00,716
When I'm with Candace
316
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and she's not gabbing,
317
00:13:03,855 --> 00:13:05,955
I pretend she's you
318
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:09,258
to get me across the finish line.
319
00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:14,597
Okay.
320
00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:16,065
Thanks for the help.
321
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:19,301
Gonna close the door now.
322
00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:21,437
Stay freaky!
323
00:13:27,577 --> 00:13:28,877
I hope you're happy.
324
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,080
You turned me into a dude.
325
00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:37,486
Oh, my God!
326
00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:39,354
How long are you gonna pound that chicken?!
327
00:13:41,157 --> 00:13:43,125
Until I go blind.
328
00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:45,561
What's your problem?
329
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:48,130
I don't have a problem.
330
00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:51,133
No, I keep track.
331
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:53,335
That's not till next week.
332
00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:56,338
Menu meeting, your office, 4:00.
333
00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:59,508
4:00. You got it.
334
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,580
Yeah, Gabriel, it's me.
335
00:14:05,582 --> 00:14:08,583
Listen, I'm gonna need you
under my desk at 3:45.
336
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,954
Yeah, that's right, I said "under my desk."
337
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,098
So I guess what I'm trying to say is,
338
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,367
I'm feeling real grateful to be sober.
339
00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:27,102
My life's never been better
340
00:14:27,104 --> 00:14:29,904
and I finally have hope for the future.
341
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:36,478
I just wish I wouldn't have
waited so long and...
342
00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:42,417
Okay, that's all the time
we have for sharing.
343
00:14:42,419 --> 00:14:43,551
But before we close,
344
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,153
I have a few secretary's announcements.
345
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:46,454
First off...
346
00:14:46,456 --> 00:14:48,056
and I can't believe I have
to bring this up again...
347
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:49,958
do not park where the orange cone is.
348
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,193
That is reserved for the secretary.
349
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,795
Secondly,
350
00:14:53,797 --> 00:14:57,398
I want to introduce
a dress code for this meeting.
351
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,301
I think we could attract
a better caliber of men in here
352
00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:03,237
if we bait the trap a little.
353
00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:05,306
Bonnie, this is a women's meeting.
354
00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,742
Yeah, that's the next thing
I want to talk about.
355
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,814
You ready for us?
356
00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:15,082
Hell yeah! Let's do this thing.
357
00:15:16,385 --> 00:15:19,020
Okay, Rudy, what do you got?
358
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:21,789
Well, I am planning an adventure
for your tongue.
359
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,324
Ooh.
360
00:15:23,326 --> 00:15:25,259
Like the sound of that.
361
00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,995
Now, starting with the appetizer,
362
00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:30,197
I have created a ramp and mushroom tart
363
00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:31,565
with celery pesto.
364
00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,701
Hmm. I don't know.
365
00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:34,935
What do you think, Christy?
366
00:15:34,937 --> 00:15:38,038
Oh... I like that.
367
00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,273
It's light.
368
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:40,741
Tasty.
369
00:15:42,477 --> 00:15:45,813
So glad the former waitress approves.
370
00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:47,948
Now, next,
371
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,583
I would like to swap out the beet salad
372
00:15:49,585 --> 00:15:51,152
for one with sweet gem lettuce...
373
00:15:51,154 --> 00:15:52,119
Ah...
374
00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,721
that works.
375
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:56,257
Keep going.
376
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:59,493
And blanched asparagus
and an avocado vinaigrette.
377
00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:01,061
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
378
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:03,631
That's perfect.
379
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,399
Now, for the entrée,
380
00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:07,401
I've been toying around with a spring lamb
381
00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:09,103
served with a pickled artichoke.
382
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:11,538
Damn it, that's good!
383
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,844
Lamb and artichoke, I mean, come on.
384
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:19,113
And to finish things off,
385
00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:22,082
a white peach crumble with crème fraîche.
386
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:23,984
Yes.
387
00:16:23,986 --> 00:16:26,920
That is how you finish.
388
00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:29,623
Yeah, I'm not feeling it.
389
00:16:29,625 --> 00:16:32,492
You should be sitting over here.
390
00:16:34,095 --> 00:16:36,196
- Bring me some more ideas in the morning.
- You know what?
391
00:16:36,198 --> 00:16:37,631
This may be your restaurant,
392
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:39,266
but it's my culinary innovations
that people come for,
393
00:16:39,268 --> 00:16:40,500
so don't you dare tell me
394
00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,035
what I can or cannot put on the menu.
395
00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:44,104
- Get out.
- As long as we're clear.
396
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:51,478
So, is there anything else
you need to discuss?
397
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,548
Yes, I need to ask a personal favor.
398
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:55,715
Name it.
399
00:16:55,717 --> 00:16:57,450
I want you to go out with Gabriel.
400
00:16:58,687 --> 00:17:01,855
Sorry, restless leg syndrome.
401
00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:05,925
You're trying to fix me up with your ex?
402
00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:07,494
Well, the sooner he meets someone,
403
00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:08,628
the sooner he'll re-marry,
404
00:17:08,630 --> 00:17:10,530
and the sooner I can stop
paying him alimony.
405
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:14,501
So what you're telling me is
he's not good enough for you,
406
00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:15,802
but he's good enough for me?
407
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:18,138
Thanks for not making me say it.
408
00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,274
Anyway, mull it over.
409
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:24,043
Will do, boss.
410
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,213
This is amazing.
411
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:28,448
How do you figure?
412
00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,149
If she wants me to date you,
413
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,551
then we don't have to hide anymore.
414
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:35,054
We can have an honest, open relationship.
415
00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:36,289
Oh...
416
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,358
You just don't get it, do you?
417
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,935
My wife ruins everything.
418
00:17:57,438 --> 00:18:00,606
You know, it's Angela's job
to put this stuff away.
419
00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:02,140
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, but apparently
420
00:18:02,142 --> 00:18:03,842
she had something better to do;
didn't even tell me.
421
00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:04,910
Oh, that's terrible.
422
00:18:04,912 --> 00:18:06,511
No, what's terrible
is running this meeting.
423
00:18:06,513 --> 00:18:07,846
All people do is complain.
424
00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:10,849
"We can't have a Facebook page,
we're anonymous."
425
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:13,085
Uh-huh.
426
00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:14,352
I don't know what you were thinking,
427
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,420
roping me into this job.
428
00:18:15,422 --> 00:18:17,422
You know, let me ask you something, Bonnie.
429
00:18:17,424 --> 00:18:18,723
Since you've been secretary,
430
00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:20,692
how many times have you
thought about drinking?
431
00:18:20,694 --> 00:18:21,860
Who has time?
432
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:23,094
Plus, if I got drunk,
433
00:18:23,096 --> 00:18:24,462
who'd make the brownies, set up the chairs,
434
00:18:24,464 --> 00:18:25,764
get the Kleenex for Wendy...
435
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,236
Oh.
436
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,438
You're welcome.
437
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,606
I didn't say thank you.
438
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:35,707
Yeah, you did.
439
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:37,976
See you tomorrow.
440
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,680
Stupid old bank robber.
441
00:18:42,682 --> 00:18:44,048
Can't believe she talked me into...
442
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,693
Yeah, I can see how that could be annoying.
443
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:55,310
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