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I gotta pee, anyway.
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So...
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how's it going?
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you.
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Yeah, you did.
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What's going on?
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What's going on is...
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the Mitchells have been married
for ten years.
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All right, you're gonna have to
connect the dots a little more.
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I waited on the Mitchells
when they first got married,
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and they come back every year
for their anniversary.
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And tonight...
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was their tenth anniversary.
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You know what that means?
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Need more dots.
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I have been at that stupid
restaurant for ten years.
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Oh, well, then happy anniversary
to you, too.
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Waitressing was just supposed
to be a temporary thing
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till I figured out what I wanted
to do with my life.
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Same thing happened when
I sold knock-off handbags
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at the flea market.
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I thought... I'll do
this for a few months
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to pay back my bail bondsman.
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Next thing I knew,
I had 300 teenagers
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working for me in China.
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I wanted a career.
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Not just a job.
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What about going
back to school?
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I'd have
to get my GED first.
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You never graduated
high school?
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No.
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Huh.
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That doesn't reflect
well on me, does it?
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Okay, no problem.
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Take the test, get your GED.
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What kind of career am I gonna
have with a high school diploma?
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Fine, then your next step
is going to college.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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With all the
extra money we have,
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I can go to college.
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You can apply
for scholarships...
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Will you stop trying
to fix the problem
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and just listen to my feelings?!
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Now I know
why men hate us.
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Are we almost done here?
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I have to pee.
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Mom - 02x10
Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse
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sync and corrections by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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Anyway, she's just afraid
she's gonna be a waitress
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who lives with her mother
for the rest of her life.
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Come on, that's not
gonna happen.
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Damn right, it's not.
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You're gonna have to
take her at some point.
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Thank you.
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How about we get some
ice cream, go see a movie?
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I don't know.
It's pretty late.
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It's 8:15, Alvin.
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Like I said,
it's pretty late.
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Come on!
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What happened to you?
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When we were kids, we wouldn't even
start the night till 11:00, 12:00.
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Yes, well, we were young,
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full of life and hope
and cocaine.
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I'll order you a
double espresso.
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Yeah, but then I'll be
up all night.
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So? We can fool around
when we get home.
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You want to go
to a late movie and have sex?
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What, am I Superman?
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Forget it.
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We can still stop
for ice cream.
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I just need to swing
by the Rite Aid
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and pick up something to help me
process the dairy.
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While you're in there,
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get me a couple of D batteries
and a men's fitness magazine.
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Hi, I'm Steve,
I'm an alcoholic.
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Hi, Steve.
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I've been sober nine months
and 16 days.
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I know, right?
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Miracle!
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Anyway, I'm feeling pretty good.
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Uh, the California
Bar Association
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has reluctantly agreed
to let me practice law again.
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Got a couple of new clients,
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and a pretty cool desk
I found behind a church.
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So, all in all,
things are looking up.
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Oh, and I...
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I don't know this is ap,
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but, uh... what the hell?
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If anyone here's
going through a divorce,
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or has slipped and fell
in a large chain store,
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I'll be over by the cookies
after the meeting.
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Thanks.
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Okay, that's all the time
we have for sharing today...
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I liked your share.
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Oh, thanks.
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Listen, I've been thinking about
making some changes in my life.
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Is there any chance I
could talk to you sometime
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about how you
became a lawyer?
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Sure.
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Want to grab
a coffee after?
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That'd be great.
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My treat.
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No, no, no, no,
I got it.
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I guess... ever since
I was a kid,
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I felt that it was so unfair how
some people got treated worse
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just 'cause they
didn't have money.
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And I always wanted to do
something about it, you know?
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Be the kind of lawyer who
helps them get a fair shake.
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You know what we call
lawyers like that?
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Poor.
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All right, well, then
I've got that part down.
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My main worry is...
am I too late?
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Is it crazy for me to
try this at my age?
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Not at all.
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You're smart, you're motivated,
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and a guy could just drown
in those eyes.
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Excuse me?
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So where'd you go
to college?
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Um, I haven't exactly
done that, yet.
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- High school?
- I never finished.
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I was a little too "high"
for the "school" part.
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It's actually one of
my biggest regrets.
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Uh-huh.
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Steve?
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Right here.
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Yeah, so listen, I know
that I have to get my GED
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and get my college degree...
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Right, and then you're looking
at three years of law school.
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So, seven years, bam,
you're a lawyer.
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I'm a working single mom.
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I couldn't go
to school full-time.
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So, ten years, bam,
you're a lawyer.
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Oh, my God.
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The Mitchells will have been
married 20 years.
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The Mitchells?
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Oh, they're this nice couple
I wait on at my restaurant.
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Well, if you stick with it,
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maybe, when their marriage falls
apart, you can handle their divorce.
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I'd like that.
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Goes without saying
you want to represent the wife.
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Sure!
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Well, if you want
some on-the-job training,
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why don't you come to my office
a couple hours a week
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and give me a hand?
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Oh, that'd be great.
Thank you.
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- Let me get this.
- Don't be ridiculous.
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This is on the house.
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Waiter, got
a problem here!
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Okay, when I click enter,
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I will be officially signed up
to take my GED test.
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My first step
to becoming a lawyer
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and changing
my life forever.
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What are you
waiting for?
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To be honest,
I'm a little scared.
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- Want me to do it for you?
- No!
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This is my
button to click.
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This is the first step
on my journey.
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No one can take it
for me.
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Hey!
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I really want to
play Minecraft.
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I got it!
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Hey!
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This is a nice
surprise.
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What's up?
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You got me thinking
the other night
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about how we don't party
like we used to,
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and I thought maybe
I could do something about it.
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- Like what?
- Like tomorrow night,
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you and I have tickets
to see your favorite band
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from the '70s.
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- The Rolling...
- Aerosmith!
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Aerosmith!
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Oh, my God, Alvin,
this is amazing.
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Do you realize I haven't been
to a rock concert sober since...
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Uh, you know, I'm gonna
have to go with never.
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Here we are.
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As you can see, I'm not real
good at organizing my files.
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Yeah.
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How'd you get
through law school?
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Methamphetamines
and an Asian roommate.
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Work late a lot?
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Uh, that and I kind of
live here.
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So, anyway, if you could
put all this...
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away...
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so that I could find it again,
that would be awesome.
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You got it.
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Hang on a sec.
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Just got to...
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clear out these dead soldiers.
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Thank you for your service,
fellas.
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Do you want me to file
these alphabetically?
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By date? Type of case?
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Yes.
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Uh...
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"Roxy versus
Nudes Nudes Nudes."
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What's this
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Uh, oh, that, uh...
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Roxy, not her real name, is,
uh, suing Nudes Nudes Nudes,
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a gentlemen's club
by the airport
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with surprisingly
good chicken wings.
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Yeah, yeah, but what's
the suit about?
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Uh, if I recall correctly,
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it is Roxy's contention...
my word not hers...
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that Nudes Nudes Nudes is
paying her below minimum wage
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by incorrectly claiming that she
is an independent contractor.
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Oh.
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Interesting.
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Does a place like that tell her
what hours she has to work?
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Yes, in fact, she was very
disappointed to be working breakfast.
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Okay.
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Do they tell her what to wear?
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It's called "Nudes Nudes Nudes,"
not "Pants Pants Pants."
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And, uh, when she does
a lap dance,
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do they tell her
what she can charge?
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Yeah.
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I'm guessing.
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She sounds like
a regular employee to me.
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Yeah, she does, doesn't she?
Let me see that.
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Hadn't actually read this, yet.
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I was just looking
at the pictures.
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I gotta tell you,
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you ask smart questions,
Christy.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, I mean,
it may take a while,
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but I don't see any reason
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why you couldn't be
a lawyer someday.
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Oh... Steve...
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that is exactly the kind
of encouragement I need.
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Hey.
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Yeah, hey, back off.
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What was I thinking?
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Christy, wait.
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Jerk.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Listen, uh, my
schedule opened up,
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so you don't have to
watch Roscoe on Saturday.
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What about your
GED thing?
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00:10:50,405 --> 00:10:52,505
Yeah, I'm not
gonna do that.
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Yes, I just won 20 bucks
from Grandma.
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You bet that I wouldn't
take the test?
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00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,347
Why would you do that?
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00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:02,381
Oh, come on, Mom.
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00:11:02,383 --> 00:11:04,951
You always say you're gonna
do stuff, and then you don't.
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00:11:04,953 --> 00:11:06,852
That's not true.
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Name one thing.
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Except for the blog
I was gonna start,
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my line of sober greeting cards
and that six-day cleanse.
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Come on, name one.
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00:11:13,728 --> 00:11:16,462
What happened to
becoming a lawyer?
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It was a stupid dream.
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I can't do it.
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00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:23,035
That weirdo Steve said
you could.
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He didn't mean it.
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00:11:24,939 --> 00:11:26,972
He just wanted
to date me.
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00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:28,507
And I'm only using
the word "date"
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because you're
my daughter.
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What do you expect?
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Men suck.
260
00:11:36,016 --> 00:11:39,018
Sweetie, you're too young
to be that cynical.
261
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:41,086
There are lots of
wonderful men...
262
00:11:41,088 --> 00:11:43,255
Oh, God, I can't
even fake it.
263
00:11:48,428 --> 00:11:50,863
Well, I think
you're being a chicken.
264
00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:54,066
And I only use the word "chicken"
because you're my mother.
265
00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,606
Look, it's over.
266
00:12:00,608 --> 00:12:04,443
You said it yourself...
I quit things.
267
00:12:04,445 --> 00:12:06,345
It's how I roll.
268
00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:08,547
Mom, wait.
269
00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:11,450
I shouldn't have said that.
270
00:12:11,452 --> 00:12:13,118
You don't quit everything.
271
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,288
You stayed sober.
272
00:12:17,223 --> 00:12:18,557
You know,
273
00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,525
Violet, when you open
your heart to me...
274
00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,228
Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no,
too much. I'm done, good-bye!
275
00:12:32,505 --> 00:12:34,472
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- What?
276
00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:35,640
Alvin,
277
00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:38,610
we're the youngest
people here.
278
00:12:38,612 --> 00:12:40,645
No.
279
00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:43,615
Wait, let me take a look.
280
00:12:45,951 --> 00:12:48,053
Wow, we are.
281
00:12:48,055 --> 00:12:50,455
That woman over
there is knitting.
282
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:51,923
Oh, God.
283
00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:53,291
I am so depressed.
284
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,026
No, no, no...
200 bucks a ticket.
285
00:12:55,028 --> 00:12:56,628
No one's depressed.
286
00:12:56,630 --> 00:12:59,964
Besides, there are
young people here.
287
00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:01,900
Look at the guys
at the front of the stage.
288
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:03,535
That's security.
289
00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:06,571
Really? Who here's
gonna rush that stage?
290
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,275
Maybe they're there to catch
the band if they fall.
291
00:13:11,810 --> 00:13:13,344
You want a hit?
292
00:13:13,346 --> 00:13:15,280
Can't. Sober.
293
00:13:15,282 --> 00:13:17,448
Have to. Cancer.
294
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:29,026
- You okay?
- Yeah. I guess.
295
00:13:31,463 --> 00:13:33,764
Why do I feel like I've
done something wrong
296
00:13:33,766 --> 00:13:35,833
when I haven't done
anything wrong?
297
00:13:35,835 --> 00:13:38,603
Have I done something wrong?
298
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:41,672
No, forget it.
299
00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:43,874
Bonnie, everyone gets old.
300
00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:46,777
You saw Steven Tyler.
Dude looks like a raisin.
301
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:51,582
It's not just about growing old.
It's that...
302
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,051
we didn't get
to do it together.
303
00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:57,154
We lost so many years.
304
00:14:03,429 --> 00:14:06,030
Okay. How 'bout this?
305
00:14:06,032 --> 00:14:07,831
We forget about
what we don't have
306
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,833
and we focus on
what we do have.
307
00:14:09,835 --> 00:14:11,235
What do we have?
308
00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:12,870
The future.
309
00:14:12,872 --> 00:14:15,639
I'd like to spend the
rest of my life with you.
310
00:14:15,641 --> 00:14:17,541
- You would?
- I would.
311
00:14:17,543 --> 00:14:19,510
I love you.
312
00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:23,955
I love you, too.
313
00:14:28,186 --> 00:14:29,453
Mmm.
314
00:14:29,455 --> 00:14:32,456
Now what do you say we hop in the
backseat and see what happens?
315
00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:34,324
Really?
316
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:37,227
You want to feel young,
you got to act young.
317
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:39,596
Let's do it.
318
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:41,064
Yeah? Okay. Yeah.
319
00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:45,535
All right.
Here we go.
320
00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,806
- You know what?
- Yeah.
321
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:52,009
- Let's just use the doors.
- Thank you.
322
00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:02,519
Oh. Evening, Officer.
323
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:04,354
What's going on in here?
324
00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:05,589
What's it look like?
325
00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:08,725
We just came from a concert;
feeling a little romantic.
326
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:11,428
Really? Don't you think
you're a little old for this?
327
00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,263
Who you calling old?
328
00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:14,331
It's fine, Bonnie.
329
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:16,099
Thanks, Officer.
We'll be on our way.
330
00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:19,035
What a douche!
331
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:21,238
Excuse me?
332
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,439
You heard me.
333
00:15:22,441 --> 00:15:24,941
One more word
and the cuffs come out.
334
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,484
That's better.
335
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,587
Word!
336
00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:46,596
Oh, God, are you suing me?
337
00:15:47,932 --> 00:15:49,866
No.
338
00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:52,101
Now, listen,
I gave it some thought,
339
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:55,004
and I decided that I don't
need you to believe in me.
340
00:15:55,006 --> 00:15:56,272
I believe in me.
341
00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:57,573
I do believe in you.
342
00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,976
No, you just want
to get in my pants.
343
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,578
Not "just"... "in addition to."
344
00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:05,348
Yeah. Whatever.
345
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,517
Now here's how it's gonna go:
346
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:10,052
I am coming back
to work for you,
347
00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:11,888
and I am gonna learn my ass off.
348
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:14,790
And you are gonna leave
said ass alone.
349
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:15,825
And...
350
00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:18,027
I feel like I need
to say one more thing,
351
00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:19,495
so...
352
00:16:19,497 --> 00:16:23,032
that painting is
very disturbing!
353
00:16:25,435 --> 00:16:27,136
Are you done?
354
00:16:27,138 --> 00:16:29,171
Um... yes.
355
00:16:29,173 --> 00:16:32,375
I rest my case.
356
00:16:32,377 --> 00:16:33,909
I'm really sorry.
357
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,878
It won't happen again.
358
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,013
Good.
359
00:16:37,015 --> 00:16:38,614
And just so you know,
360
00:16:38,616 --> 00:16:40,683
I called the lawyer
for Nudes Nudes Nudes,
361
00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:42,852
and I laid out your argument.
362
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:44,587
- You did?
- Yeah.
363
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,921
And they want to settle.
364
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,124
They're gonna give Roxy
12 grand in back pay,
365
00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:53,495
which will probably go straight up
her nose, but the fact is we won.
366
00:16:53,497 --> 00:16:55,331
"We"?
367
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,467
Yeah. You and me.
We're a team.
368
00:16:58,469 --> 00:17:00,202
I mean,
only one of us gets paid,
369
00:17:00,204 --> 00:17:03,038
seeing as you're an independent
contractor, but...
370
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,107
I don't care! That's great!
371
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,343
We won our first case!
372
00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:08,377
Oh...
373
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:09,678
God, I want to hug you,
374
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,580
but I'm afraid
you'll take it the wrong way.
375
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:12,881
It's okay. I can handle it.
376
00:17:13,918 --> 00:17:15,117
Nope, can't handle it.
377
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,952
Who cares...
378
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,657
Uh, hang on.
379
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:24,092
Hey, Mom.
380
00:17:24,438 --> 00:17:26,739
What do you mean you're in jail?
381
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:30,065
Why didn't you get a motel room?
382
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,535
All right, all right, all right,
I'm on my way.
383
00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,404
Put some clothes on.
384
00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:37,339
We got our second case.
385
00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:40,175
And I'll save us some time...
she's guilty.
386
00:17:50,642 --> 00:17:53,644
I am so disappointed
in the two of you.
387
00:17:54,046 --> 00:17:55,745
I mean, what
were you thinking?
388
00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:57,447
He's the one
who parked the car.
389
00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:59,349
She's the one
that mouthed off to the cop...
390
00:17:59,351 --> 00:18:00,817
I don't want to hear it.
391
00:18:00,819 --> 00:18:02,218
I am working two jobs
392
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,588
and I have to drop everything
to come bail you out of jail?
393
00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:09,726
I should've left you there, so
you could think about what you did.
394
00:18:09,728 --> 00:18:11,995
Feel young now?
395
00:18:11,997 --> 00:18:14,264
Yeah, this is pretty awesome.
396
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:17,767
Oh...
397
00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:19,335
so now you're kissing?
398
00:18:19,337 --> 00:18:23,006
Do I need to
separate you two?
399
00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:24,574
Mom, come sit
up here with me.
400
00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:27,622
Now!
401
00:18:27,624 --> 00:18:30,250
Don't make me pull this car over!
402
00:18:30,251 --> 00:18:32,251
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