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(burps)

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(exhales)

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(spritzing)

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(exhales)

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Hi. I'm Bonnie.

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I'm an alcoholic.

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(high-pitched): Hi. I'm Bonnie.

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I'm an alcoholic.

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(Cockney accent): 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

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My name is Bonnie and
I'm fond of the grape.

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(laughs)

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Ooh!

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What are you doing?

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Hey, there.

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I'll be right in. I'm... praying.

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Would you like me to join you?

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Sure, if you don't mind swearing

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your eternal allegiance to Satan.

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I'll see you inside.

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Whew.

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Hi. I'm Bonnie and I'm an alcoholic!

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And today, I am sober 18 months!

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18 months, bitches!

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Is she wearing two different shoes?

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Maybe it's to match her
two different earrings.

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I gotta tell you, I could not have made it

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without the support of the
men and women in this room.

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I just... (inhales) love you guys so much.

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Even you, Regina.

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I swore I wasn't gonna cry.

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Come on, Plunkett, pull it together.

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(sobs)

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What are you crying for?

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I don't know.

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Anyway...

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it's time for me to give back.

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To share my experience,

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my strength,

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my hope, with the people who are

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taking their first steps on
this wonderful road we call...

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not drinking.

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Avenue.

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Thank you.

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Nobody calls it that. Do we call it that?

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Regina: Don't get me wrong...

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I feel blessed to live
in Jill's beautiful home.

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But every time her
friends come for a visit,

49
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they hand me their coat.

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I told you it's not because you're black,

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it's because you look like my old maid.

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How is that better?

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Is that better?

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Her old maid was very pretty.

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Gotta pee.

56
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Hey. I'm wearing two different shoes.

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Is your mom doing okay?

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Yeah. Why?

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She doesn't seem like herself.

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What's “herself”?

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Mean... Bitchy...

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- Dismissive...
- Okay.

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- Rude...
- Selfish...

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- Condescending...
- I get it! I get it!

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She's not taking those pain pills

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for her back anymore, is she?

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No, the prescription ran
out a couple weeks ago.

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Well... something's not right there.

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Oh, come on!

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After the year she's had,

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she's allowed to be a little eccentric.

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The year she's had?

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Did she spend time in jail?

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Is she fighting cancer?

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Did her hair guy move back
to Japan with zero warning?

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Oh, please.

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That's the same haircut I give my son.

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Bonnie: I know they're two different shoes!

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Mind your freakin' business!

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See? She's still mean.

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I think the real problem is

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that she's lonely.

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Do any of you guys know somebody
we could set her up with?

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Does it have to be a man?

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Not really.

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She's been known to eat from
both sides of the buffet.

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Think I'm gonna take off. I'm tired.

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We just got our food.

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Oh, right.

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That was mine.

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So what do you think?

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Eh, we could toss a penny in there

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and wish for it to unclog.

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Did you try using a plunger?

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First thing I did.

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Hmm.

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You're not flushing any
feminine hygiene products

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down there, are you?

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I'm 58 years old.

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What kind of feminine hygiene products

101
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do you think I'm using?

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Don't bark at me for thinking
you might still be vital.

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All right, I'll take a look.

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Thank you.

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By the way...

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if you know you're having company,

107
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maybe you could put your bras away?

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You're not company. You're
here to fix the toilet.

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Well, I still don't need to
see those tired old things.

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Though they pair nicely
with those tired old things.

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Just fix the toilet and let yourself out.

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No hug?

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Well, there's the problem.

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She's got a tired old ballcock.

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Ah, let's see...

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Stuff to help you poop.

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Stuff to make the pooping stop.

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Well, now we know why the toilet's clogged.

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Hold on.

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Chlorodiazepoxide.

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It's gotta be good.

122
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Hey, did you hear from Marjorie today?

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She sent me an e-mail. I didn't open it.

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What is this stuff?

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It's tofu.

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What's tofu?

127
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A type of chicken.

128
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I like chicken.

129
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Hey, I gotta talk to your grandma.

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Why don't you go watch TV while you eat?

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Okay.

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I wonder what part of the chicken this is.

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Why didn't you open it?

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Because she sends me
her happy thought e-mails

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every freakin' day.

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Listen to this gem.

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“If God brings ya to it,
God'll bring ya through it.”

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Gee... I like those e-mails.

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They keep me from stabbing you.

140
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Anyway, the reason she's
trying to get ahold of you is,

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she has a really nice guy
she wants you to meet.

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Yuck. You know who else was a nice guy?

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The Elephant Man.

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Oh, come on!

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Watch the movie... He was charming.

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Yeah, well, I checked out
Marjorie's guy on Facebook,

147
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and he happens to be good-looking

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and a very successful dentist.

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A dentist? Huh. Hmm.

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Yep.

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Oh, come on, give it a try!

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You need to get out
there and have some fun.

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Who knows? Maybe you two will hit it off

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and he'll fill your cavity.

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Your cavity.

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Get it?

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Do a little drillin'?

158
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I'm gonna go eat with Roscoe.

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I'll be here all week!

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Tip your waitress!

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So, after my wife died,

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I thought I'd travel a little bit.

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Took a cruise up to Alaska.

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Nice.

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Walked on a glacier.

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Saw a pod of whales.

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Wow!

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Met some Inuits.

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They're one of the local Indian tribes.

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(wry chuckle)

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Not to be confused
with the Out-u-its.

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Sorry?

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A joke that the cruise comedian did.

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I don't think I told it right.

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Ow!

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You all right?

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Yeah, yeah, I just have this...

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sensitive tooth back here.

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I gotta remember to chew on the other side.

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Oh...

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So... the Inuits. Go on.

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Why don't we go back to my office,

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let me take a look?

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I don't want to impose.

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Mm!

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Think I'll stick with the mashed potatoes.

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Don't be silly. I insist.

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Oh... you're very sweet, but... (sighs)

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to be totally honest,
I'm terrified of dentists.

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I have no tolerance for pain.

191
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I promise you won't feel a thing.

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I'll give you a little nitrous oxide.

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Let's go.

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(knocking)

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Where's your mother?

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Um...

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Out for the evening. Why?

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She stole three of my cat's tranquilizers.

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What?

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That's impossible.

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I just refilled his prescription.

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I know exactly how many were in here.

203
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Maybe your cat has a drug problem.

204
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So this is funny to you?

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A little.

206
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I mean, a cat on tranquilizers...

207
00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:07,322
at some point, isn't that just a pillow?

208
00:09:07,324 --> 00:09:09,691
You're just as bad as she is.

209
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I'll save a seat for
your cat at my AA meeting!

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My name is Mittens and I'm an alcoholic.

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(hisses)

212
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So how'd your wife die?

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Massive heart attack.

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The love of my life died the same way.

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(both spluttering, laughing)

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Oh, I loved him so much.

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(laughing): I loved her, too.

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(both laughing)

219
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My friend has cancer.

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(both guffawing)

221
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I haven't spoken to my
daughter in 15 years.

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(laughs)

223
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(sighs)

224
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(chuckles)

225
00:10:01,077 --> 00:10:03,578
(both laughing)

226
00:10:05,547 --> 00:10:07,215
What? What?

227
00:10:07,217 --> 00:10:10,084
Out-u-its.

228
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,212
Hey, how was your date?

229
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,480
Not bad.

230
00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,404
It's 12:30.

231
00:10:40,426 --> 00:10:43,094
I'm guessing the Elephant
Man had a trunk in his pants.

232
00:10:44,575 --> 00:10:46,902
Nothing happened, and he was very nice.

233
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Details, details.

234
00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:49,910
Not much to tell, really.

235
00:10:49,935 --> 00:10:52,539
He's a widower, so we talked
a lot about losing loved ones.

236
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- Sounds depressing.
- We actually found a way to laugh about it.

237
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Here, free toothbrushes.

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Oh, good.

239
00:11:00,215 --> 00:11:01,481
Now I can stop using yours.

240
00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:02,992
What?

241
00:11:03,017 --> 00:11:04,685
You heard me.

242
00:11:07,422 --> 00:11:09,990
So did you make plans to see him again,

243
00:11:09,992 --> 00:11:12,325
or is he just gonna send you a postcard?

244
00:11:12,327 --> 00:11:14,227
Good night.

245
00:11:14,229 --> 00:11:16,463
Hey, um, just a heads-up.

246
00:11:16,465 --> 00:11:18,331
Beverly Torantino dropped by.

247
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,833
Oh, yeah?

248
00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:21,334
She was pretty upset.

249
00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:22,297
About?

250
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:24,604
She has this crazy idea

251
00:11:24,606 --> 00:11:27,507
that you stole some of
her cat's tranquilizers.

252
00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:29,843
Her cat has tranquilizers?

253
00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:31,244
That's weird.

254
00:11:31,246 --> 00:11:32,312
That's what I thought.

255
00:11:32,314 --> 00:11:33,747
I don't know what to say.

256
00:11:33,749 --> 00:11:36,216
How about you say you didn't take 'em?

257
00:11:36,218 --> 00:11:38,451
Wait, you're actually asking me

258
00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:42,188
if I snagged downers from Garfield?

259
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,124
Well, to be fair,

260
00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:47,227
you are not unfamiliar with
taking other people's drugs.

261
00:11:47,229 --> 00:11:48,528
Yeah, keyword, “people.”

262
00:11:48,530 --> 00:11:50,663
And that was a long time
ago, and it was business.

263
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:53,032
You know how hard it is to be a single mom.

264
00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,601
I know, but...

265
00:11:54,603 --> 00:11:56,302
Stop. Just stop.

266
00:11:56,304 --> 00:11:58,338
I am so hurt that you
would actually believe

267
00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:00,540
I'd be capable of doing
something like that.

268
00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:02,508
I'm sorry, it's just...
You've been acting...

269
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,277
What? I've been acting what?

270
00:12:04,279 --> 00:12:06,512
I don't know, squirrelly.

271
00:12:06,514 --> 00:12:07,814
Oh, I'm squirrelly?

272
00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:09,582
Which one of us gambled away the rent?

273
00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:11,184
Which one of us shacked up with her boss?

274
00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:12,351
Which one of us is sitting here

275
00:12:12,353 --> 00:12:14,687
nervously filling her cheeks with nuts?

276
00:12:16,457 --> 00:12:18,491
Don't turn this around on me.

277
00:12:18,493 --> 00:12:20,459
You know what the worst part is?

278
00:12:20,461 --> 00:12:23,896
I spent the whole night bragging
about my extraordinary daughter

279
00:12:23,898 --> 00:12:27,199
and how much our relationship had healed.

280
00:12:27,201 --> 00:12:28,501
Thanks for making me a liar.

281
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:29,869
Mom, please, I'm sorry.

282
00:12:29,871 --> 00:12:31,203
I don't want to hear it.

283
00:12:31,205 --> 00:12:32,903
Cat tranquilizers, unbelievable.

284
00:12:32,928 --> 00:12:34,874
I said I was sorry!

285
00:12:34,876 --> 00:12:37,443
I believe you!

286
00:12:39,579 --> 00:12:41,113
Bonnie: Forgot my purse.

287
00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:42,615
Here you go.

288
00:12:48,321 --> 00:12:49,955
What?

289
00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:51,056
Really?

290
00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,025
- With your cholesterol?
- Don't start.

291
00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:55,094
It's just... you were so good all weekend.

292
00:12:55,096 --> 00:12:56,829
Then I've earned this.

293
00:12:56,831 --> 00:12:58,597
Fine, die young.

294
00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:01,600
Leave me in that big house all alone.

295
00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:04,303
We have a year to give
you two a gift, right?

296
00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:07,573
You won't believe this.

297
00:13:07,575 --> 00:13:08,774
What?

298
00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:10,776
The dentist I fixed your mom up with

299
00:13:10,778 --> 00:13:13,112
just checked himself into Betty Ford.

300
00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:16,582
22 years of sobriety down the toilet.

301
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:17,850
Oh, God.

302
00:13:17,852 --> 00:13:20,052
She went to dinner with him last night.

303
00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:21,420
How was she when she came home?

304
00:13:21,422 --> 00:13:23,689
She was in a great mood...
Bubbly, chatty and...

305
00:13:23,691 --> 00:13:26,251
Oh, I am such an idiot.

306
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,061
Not your fault.

307
00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:32,064
One of the neighbors
came over and accused her

308
00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:34,466
of stealing her cat's tranquilizers.

309
00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,435
Cats have tranquilizers?

310
00:13:36,437 --> 00:13:37,502
Oh, yeah.

311
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:39,271
Wash 'em down with a dry chardonnay.

312
00:13:39,273 --> 00:13:40,472
Meow.

313
00:13:41,874 --> 00:13:43,942
(sighing): Oh, God, Mom.

314
00:13:43,944 --> 00:13:46,178
Seems we have a situation here.

315
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,113
Hey, guys.

316
00:13:50,049 --> 00:13:51,216
What?

317
00:13:51,218 --> 00:13:52,551
We need to talk.

318
00:13:52,553 --> 00:13:53,685
Okay, just give me a minute.

319
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:55,186
I think I left my lights on.

320
00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:59,916
She's not coming back, is she?

321
00:14:01,527 --> 00:14:03,194
Mom, wait.

322
00:14:03,196 --> 00:14:05,063
No, I don't think so.

323
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,532
(car horn honks, tires screech)

324
00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:09,401
(car horns honking)

325
00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,204
Wow, she's fast!

326
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:16,007
She's all legs, and she's on drugs!

327
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:18,176
Mom, wait!

328
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,144
Bonnie!

329
00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:20,812
Christy: Mom!

330
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,280
Where are you going?!

331
00:14:22,282 --> 00:14:23,815
Bonnie, stop!

332
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,819
(panting)

333
00:14:29,355 --> 00:14:30,755
You all right?

334
00:14:30,757 --> 00:14:31,789
Yeah, go on, I'm fine.

335
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,091
I'll stay here with her

336
00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,559
in case Bonnie doubles back.

337
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:36,728
That's the cream cheese talking!

338
00:14:38,697 --> 00:14:40,765
Jill: Bonnie!

339
00:14:40,767 --> 00:14:43,327
Christy: Mom, please!

340
00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:48,539
Oh, my God.

341
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,578
Mom, stop!

342
00:15:01,302 --> 00:15:02,620
What are you doing?

343
00:15:02,622 --> 00:15:04,555
Go away! (sighs)

344
00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:05,923
Come on.

345
00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:07,191
Let me help you.

346
00:15:07,193 --> 00:15:08,559
I don't need your help.

347
00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:10,461
I've got it under control.

348
00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,964
How is this having it under control?

349
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:15,232
Don't make me jump.

350
00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:17,068
I swear I will jump.

351
00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:18,889
Go ahead.

352
00:15:18,914 --> 00:15:20,514
The ground is rubber.

353
00:15:23,408 --> 00:15:26,377
Just leave me alone.

354
00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:30,981
You know what?

355
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:33,984
Fine.

356
00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:35,953
Have a nice life.

357
00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:40,057
What's that supposed to mean?

358
00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:43,761
It means you and me are through.

359
00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:45,062
What are you talking about?

360
00:15:45,064 --> 00:15:45,864
I'm your mother.

361
00:15:45,889 --> 00:15:48,565
You're a crazy old woman
on top of a jungle gym.

362
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,900
Old?!

363
00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:52,503
I outran you.

364
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:56,073
You looked me right in the
eye, and you lied to me.

365
00:15:56,075 --> 00:15:57,708
You lied to everybody!

366
00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,077
Well, maybe I don't
want to be sober anymore!

367
00:16:00,079 --> 00:16:02,146
Maybe I'm done with that!

368
00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:03,827
Fine.

369
00:16:05,317 --> 00:16:07,317
But you're also done with me,

370
00:16:07,319 --> 00:16:09,419
and you're done with your grandchildren.

371
00:16:09,421 --> 00:16:10,587
Christy...

372
00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:17,494
I'll still see my grandson when
he comes to play in the park!

373
00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:24,801
You doing okay, hon?

374
00:16:24,803 --> 00:16:27,003
I'm fine.

375
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:31,841
Walking away was the right thing to do.

376
00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:33,109
I know.

377
00:16:33,111 --> 00:16:35,946
You're not responsible
for Bonnie's sobriety.

378
00:16:37,081 --> 00:16:38,782
I get it.

379
00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:43,539
It's just...

380
00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:47,657
I can't believe she threw it all away.

381
00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:50,827
Honey, she's an alcoholic.

382
00:16:50,829 --> 00:16:52,996
She's my mom.

383
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:58,334
Yeah, well, you got to
separate those two out.

384
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:03,673
That's real easy for you to say, but...

385
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,351
she's not your mother.

386
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,278
And...

387
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:14,056
like an idiot,

388
00:17:14,081 --> 00:17:16,781
I thought she was finally mine.

389
00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:25,595
What'd I miss?

390
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,916
(cell phone buzzes)

391
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:43,593
Hello?

392
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,895
Bonnie: Christy.

393
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,930
(sighs) Where are you?

394
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,298
Uh...

395
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,300
uh, I'm in jail.

396
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,936
Oh, God.

397
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,270
Are you okay?

398
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:57,273
Yeah, just got a DUI.

399
00:17:57,275 --> 00:18:00,276
Can you come bail me out?

400
00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:01,811
Yeah.

401
00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:03,813
J-Just so you know...

402
00:18:03,815 --> 00:18:05,448
I was fine to drive.

403
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,351
The cop was just a jerk
trying to fill her quota.

404
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:15,124
So it's the cop's fault?

405
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,460
(sighs) I can't say it loud, but...

406
00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,029
(whispers): she's an angry lesbian.

407
00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:28,104
You know what, I'll come
get you in the morning.

408
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:29,906
What?

409
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:32,275
You're gonna leave me here?

410
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,576
Yeah, I am, Mom.

411
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:35,445
Christy, don't you dare...

412
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:52,183
(cries)

413
00:18:56,066 --> 00:19:00,222
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