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Hi, I'm Christy. I'm an alcoholic.
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ALL: Hi, Christy.
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And today I am this many years sober.
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I thought this one was hard,
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but this one lived up
to its reputation.
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There were a lot of really
big challenges this year.
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Sorry. Sorry.
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And here's one now.
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- What?
- Just sit down.
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Anyway, I wanna just
say how grateful I am
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for all the positive things
that have happened.
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I got a promotion at work.
I went back to school.
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Got a new place to live.
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- You're welcome.
- Bite me.
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And, more important than any of that,
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my sponsor, Marjorie, beat cancer.
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And my friend, Regina,
got an early release from jail.
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- Thanks to Jesus.
- And prison overcrowding.
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My sponsee, Jill,
successfully completed rehab.
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Twice.
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And my ex-husband got a good job
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that came with a house
and a girlfriend,
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which is great for our son,
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but fills me with
bitterness and resentment.
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And then there's my daughter,
who is getting married.
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And... well, let's just say
that could go either way.
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Best of all, I haven't had a
drink or a drug for two years.
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And I can't tell you how
much that means to me.
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To live my life
with dignity and self-respect...
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That's all I've ever wanted.
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Well, that and a boyfriend.
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And I'd like to be a finalist
on The Voice.
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And cheat on my boyfriend
with Adam Levine.
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Thank you.
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Bonnie, everyone else has shared.
Would you like to go?
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Sure, I'll go.
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- I'm Bonnie, I'm an alcoholic.
- ALL: Hi, Bonnie.
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Well, let's see...
I'm sober 26 days today.
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Spent the afternoon
picking up trash on the freeway,
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and as far as dignity
and self-respect go,
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you never miss what you didn't have.
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Thank you.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC) ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
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- Hey.
- Hey. Is he ready?
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Uh, yeah, but we got
kind of a situation.
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ROSCOE: It's not fair!
I'm not going!
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What's that about?
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Well, I don't know how
to put this exactly.
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ROSCOE: I hate it at Mom's!
I want to live here!
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There you go.
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Are you putting those thoughts
in his head?
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- What? No.
- Swear to God, Baxter,
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if you're turning
my son against me...
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- I'm not doing anything.
- Then where is this coming from?
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Well, I hate to say it, but he's
feeling kind of ignored
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at your place, what with everything
going on with you and your mom.
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That's ridiculous!
He is never ignored!
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That's not how he sees it.
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Yeah, well, he's nine years old,
what the hell does he know?
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ROSCOE: I'm ten!
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Hey, buddy, are you ready for bed?
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You want me to tuck you in?
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ROSCOE: No, just leave me alone.
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Roscoe, is there anything I
can do to make you feel better?
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Yeah. Take me back to Dad's.
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No! You're staying right here with
your mother who friggin' loves you!
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(DOOR OPENS)
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- Hey.
- Where you been?
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I got a ticket. Can you believe it?
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- What for?
- Texting while biking.
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I swear, we live in a police state.
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Yeah. That's what's
wrong with our lives.
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What's bothering you?
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My son doesn't want
to live here anymore.
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- What?
- He feels ignored.
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Yeah, I know how that goes.
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Are you kidding me?
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All we do in this house
is cater to you.
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What are you talking about?
No one caters to me.
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I'd like to be catered to,
but there's no catering.
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Mom, every day,
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there's some new drama going on,
a new crisis.
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I'm not saying I'm not colorful.
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You're a black hole, is what you are!
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Nothing can exist near you
without getting sucked in!
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BONNIE: Look who's talking.
What about all your crap?
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CHRISTY: I don't have crap,
I just have you!
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I have a big brown mountain of you.
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Hey, I'm not the one
who got us evicted
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'cause she gambled away
all the rent money!
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Oh, my God! When are you
gonna stop going back to that?
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When it stops making you feel bad.
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Yeah, well, I feel great.
And you know why?
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Unlike you, I have
two years of sobriety!
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And a valid driver's license!
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Yeah?
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I have no carbon footprint,
so suck on that!
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Are you insane?
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Yeah, so be careful.
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You better fix that window
first thing in the morning.
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- Or what?
- Or...
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God, I hate you sometimes.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
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Hey, Marjorie, everything okay?
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What? Oh, my God.
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- I'll... I'll be right over.
- What happened?
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Roscoe just showed up at her house.
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- I thought he was in his room.
- Me, too.
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- Wait, I'm coming with you.
- It's all right, I got it.
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- But I want to help.
- You want to help?
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Change every single thing
about yourself.
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Christy, grab my alarm clock!
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Where is he?
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Oh, God, Roscoe, you
scared the hell out of me!
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- I'm fine.
- You're fine?
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Do you know what
could've happened to you?
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You could've gotten kidnapped,
you could've been hit by a truck,
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you could've been eaten by coyotes!
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Christy... "coyote" is
the C word around here.
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Sorry.
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Okay, what's going on?
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Why did you come to Marjorie's?
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- I thought she could help me.
- Help you do what?
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I want to live with Dad and Candace
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and since you won't listen to me,
maybe you'd listen to her.
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Why would I listen to her?
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'Cause she's your sponsor
at the Alcoholics and the Anonymous.
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Roscoe, why don't you go
watch TV in the other room?
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Let me talk to your mom.
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Good luck.
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Marjorie, I've already
been through this with him.
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It's not gonna happen.
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- (SNEEZES)
- Bless you.
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Okay, just know that if
you fight him on this,
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he's gonna resent you.
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I'm his mother.
He's gonna resent me anyway.
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You want me to put the
cats in another room?
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(GROANS) It's done.
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Why not try it for a little while?
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He's gonna come back.
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- How do you know?
- 'Cause he loves you.
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He tell you that?
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We're getting off the point.
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He's not wrong about you and Bonnie.
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That house has not been
a happy place for a little boy.
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(SIGHS)
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A couple of hours ago, I was
celebrating two years of sobriety,
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talking about all the great
things that have happened.
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Now this.
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You know, his dad still smokes pot.
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So did the last three presidents.
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Try again.
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Candace's family belongs
to a fancy country club.
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They have Sunday brunch,
play golf, tennis.
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I'm sorry, are you arguing
for or against?
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Come on! Back me up here,
I'm the loveable underdog!
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I am backing you up.
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Right now, this seems like
the way to go.
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How can you say that?
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'Cause we don't know
the end of the story.
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Yeah, well, in this chapter,
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the hero needs a drink.
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What makes you think you're the hero?
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Hey.
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Whatcha doing?
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Pimpin' my ride.
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You drop Roscoe off?
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Yep.
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How'd it go?
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He was happy, I cried,
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stupid Candace hugged me,
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and on the way to my car,
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I accidentally
knocked over her mailbox.
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- Really?
- It was a tiny replica
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of her actual house;
It needed to be done.
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You want to go grab a bite to eat?
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No. I have to pack.
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What for?
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I'm moving out.
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What?
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Yeah, I think Roscoe's
got the right idea.
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The road to a happy life
leads away from your mother.
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You can't be serious.
You're gonna blame me
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'cause your son wants
to get away from you?
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Mm... Yeah.
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Christy, wait a minute.
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You want to point the finger
at somebody, why not Baxter?
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- What did he do?
- (STAMMERS)
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You know, he got his life together.
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You think Roscoe would be begging
to live in a van under a bridge?
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The words, when they're
coming out of your mouth,
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can you smell them?
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Can you get a whiff
of that barnyard odor?
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Okay, fine, where you gonna go?
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Jill said I could stay
with her and Regina
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while I look for an apartment.
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There are apartments
in this building.
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There are apartments
in this building.
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Wow, you really took a lot of drugs.
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No! I am putting my foot down.
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You are not leaving.
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Can't stop me, Mom.
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We'll see about that.
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Really?
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Yeah, I didn't think it through.
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I appreciate you letting
me stay here for a few days.
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Oh, believe me,
I am so happy you're here.
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We can go shopping together,
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get our nails done.
You know, fun girl stuff.
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That sounds amazing.
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You know what's amazing? Jesus.
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Here we go.
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Christy, there's a hole
in your heart.
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And what's gonna fill it?
Spending Jill's money,
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or spending time with God?
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Well, I'd be happy
to give both a try.
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It's a big hole.
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Regina, can we please just
give the religion thing
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a break for just one day?
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The religion thing?
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Is that what we call the miracle
that saved me when I was in prison?
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No.
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Is that what we call
the eternal salvation
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- that's ours for the asking?
- No.
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Is that what we call
the Kingdom of Heaven
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that surrounds us but
we're too blind to see?
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Oh, come on!
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Why can't the Kingdom of Heaven
be Saks Fifth Avenue?
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Help me out here.
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Well, it would be nice
to get a pedicure,
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so I could wear sandals.
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That's what your soul needs...
sandals?
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It is what Jesus wore.
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- We need to pray.
- Do we really?
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Yeah, The Voice is on.
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Now.
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BOTH: Okay.
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Heavenly Father, I want to thank you
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for entrusting me
with bringing your words
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to those who cannot hear them.
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Help them seek comfort in you
and not material things.
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(WHISPERS) She prays the fun
out of everything.
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And thank you for bringing
Christy under our roof
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so that I can usher her
into the warm embrace
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of your everlasting love.
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(WHISPERS) Run!
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It's a foldout couch, so...
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I'm not sure how comfortable it is.
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Oh, it's fine, thanks.
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Really appreciate it.
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I'll go get some sheets and blankets.
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No, no, I'll do it,
you talk to your mom.
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No, no, I got it.
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We'll be right back.
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GREGORY: Look, how long
are we stuck with her?
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VIOLET: I don't know.
Until she gets her life together.
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GREGORY: Oh. So, forever.
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- (LIGHTER FLICKS)
- VIOLET: What are you doing?
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GREGORY: Smoking a joint.
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VIOLET: You can't smoke a joint
with her here, she's in recovery.
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GREGORY: Really? I got to live
with you and your mother
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and I can't get high?
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- (SIGHS)
- (CAMERA WHIRS)
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JILL: Hi, Bonnie. Cute hat.
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Yeah, thanks.
Tell Christy I want to talk to her.
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She's not here. She decided
to stay at her daughter's.
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Oh, damn.
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That's two hills and a freeway.
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You want to come in and
pray with me and Regina?
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No, thanks.
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Somebody always gets
under-served in a three-way.
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Please take me with you.
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All comfy?
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00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,713
Yeah. Thanks, Marjorie.
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I really appreciate this.
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You're always welcome here.
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Sweet dreams.
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Marjorie, are you coming back to bed?
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Be right there, Victor.
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Oh, God, you didn't say
you had company.
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It's okay, you're not bothering us.
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You're bothering me.
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He's just kidding. Come on, Victor.
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Not kidding.
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VICTOR: Does this mean
we can't make love?
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MARJORIE: Of course we can,
just have to be quiet.
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(BED SPRINGS CREAKING
RHYTHMICALLY)
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Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
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Oh, God, the big one.
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Is my daughter here?
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- No, she left.
- (GROANS) You know where she went?
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- I do not.
- Who's sleeping on the couch?
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Me.
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Oh.
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Well, welcome to the family.
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I guess we both knew
this day would come.
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Nope.
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- You'll be back.
- Nope.
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(EXHAUSTED SIGH)
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God help me, I want a cat.
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- Hey.
- (GASPS)
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Hello.
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00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,954
Where were you?
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00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:06,039
I went out for a little
evening bike ride.
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00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,079
What brings you by?
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00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,518
I've decided to forgive you.
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00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,356
Really? How far back we going?
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00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,515
I don't know, Mom.
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00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,472
'Cause I really think high school's
where we went off the rails.
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00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,352
Fine, whatever.
313
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,270
I also wanted to apologize.
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00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,958
It's not your fault about Roscoe.
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00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,875
Him not wanting to be here
just broke my heart.
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00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,594
And the only way I could deal
with it was by blaming you.
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00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,153
I get it.
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00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,674
My kid looked me in the eye
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00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,235
and he said he didn't want
to live with me.
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00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,992
Do you have any idea
how much that hurts?
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00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,952
Actually, I do.
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00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,399
I've been trying so hard
to be a good mom.
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00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,033
And it's just not enough.
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Oh, baby.
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I know it's not saying much,
326
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,717
but you're a better mother
to your children
327
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,717
than I ever was to you.
328
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,275
You're right, it's not saying much.
329
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,356
But... thank you.
330
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,358
I guarantee you'll get
another chance with Roscoe.
331
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,709
That's what Marjorie said.
332
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:33,559
It's true. How many
chances have you and I had?
333
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,079
Oh, God, that's depressing.
334
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:38,955
We'll do it together.
335
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,037
We'll make this a great
place for Roscoe to grow up.
336
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,434
How?
337
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,710
He's got a dog over there
338
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:48,276
and a pool and a stepmom
who doesn't work two jobs.
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00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,998
(GROANS) You ever think
about having another kid?
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Kidding.
341
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,274
We'll figure it out.
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00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,188
I hope so.
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00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,356
Hey, on the bright side,
I think Violet might be coming back.
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Oh, that might be my fault, too.
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