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[doorbell rings]

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How you doing?

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Bonnie, come in.

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Buenos días, Marta.

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Gracias.

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I don't think
she trusts me yet,

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but we are gonna
get there.

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Were you by any chance your own
lawyer in the divorce?

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Well, the divorce isn't final,

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but my nuts are in the vice
and the wheel is turning.

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But, uh, make yourself to home.

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Let's crack open
that brain.

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You seem to be in
an awfully good mood,

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given you live here.

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I'm streamlining my life.

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Low drag, high performance.

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Even got rid of my car.

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How are you getting around?

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You see that
little scooter outside?

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I thought you said
her name was Marta.

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[laughing]

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Delightful. [chuckles]

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Oh, how I've missed you.

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No, I got an electric scooter.

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It's all the transportation
I need.

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So you're planning
on dying alone?

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Again, zing! [laughs]

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No. Bottom line, I've realized
that happiness

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isn't about having stuff.

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It's about not living with
a woman who hates your guts.

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But enough Trevor,

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let's get to the Bonnie
of it all.

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Well, I went to the doctor

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and got some
pretty terrible news.

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Turns out I'm half an inch
shorter than I used to be.

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Just from aging, I guess.

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Oh, that's no big deal.

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Are you kidding me?

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My height is 75%
of my personality.

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I always tell people I'm
five-foot-12, that's my joke.

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What's funny
about five-11-and-a-half?

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Looks like
you're downsizing, too.

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[chuckling]

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You know, I don't find you
as delightful as you find me.

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[children squealing,
splashing in pool]

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You hear that, too, right?

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That's the Little Minnow
Swim School next door.

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It's a beautiful sound,
isn't it? [chuckles]

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They're still so full of wonder.

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Are you on medication?

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Little bit.

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♪

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The only good news
is now I know

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Trevor's not a
registered sex offender.

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I mean, they'd never
let him live that close

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to a swim school.

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Was this
a real concern?

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I'm trying
to make lemonade, Christy.

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I'm worried about the guy.

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I'm worried about my therapist.

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Is that the way
it's supposed to work?

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Nope. The minute you start
worrying about your therapist

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or hairdresser, it's
time to move on.

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I'm just impressed to see you
genuinely care about someone.

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Right? My empathy
is off the charts lately.

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Maybe I have a brain tumor.

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Look, if Trevor's
interested,

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I could try to
soundproof his place.

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You know, acoustic panels,
that sort of thing. Caulk.

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What'd you say?

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Caulk. Caulk,
with an "L."

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Oh, God, I'm lonely.

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Ah, look, Marjorie's here.

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Ah, let's focus
on Marjorie.

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Hey, so, did you get the job?

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No. Turns out I'm not
Teen Gap material.

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I'm so sorry,
Marjorie.

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Wow. I really meant that.

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I should get an MRI.

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As a nurse,
I think you're okay.

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Why didn't
they hire you?

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Yeah, same reason every
other store in the mall

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didn't hire me.

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'Cause you're so old?

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Because of my criminal record.

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'Cause it goes back so far
on account of you being so old?

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Well, why are you telling 'em
about your record?

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'Cause it's a question
on the application,

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and I don't want to lie.

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Oh, come on.
The only time you don't lie

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is if they ask your weight
when you're bungee jumping.

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Oh, my poor friend Karen,
may she rest in peace.

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I might be able to help you get
your record expunged.

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What kind of charges
are we looking at?

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You all know I
robbed a bank.

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Okay.
A federal offense.

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I do like a challenge.

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And then there was the arson,
the counterfeit money,

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and the countless bomb threats.

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It was a
different time,

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and our cause was just.

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Wait, you can
disarm a bomb?

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'Cause that's a job.

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What do you think, counselor?

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Get that done by the end
of the week?

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Yeah. It might take
a decade or two.

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Which Marjorie doesn't have,
'cause, well, you-you know why.

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[mouths]

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I need a job now.

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Are you open to transporting
medical waste?

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There's a small chance
of infection,

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but it pays okay, and they
let you keep the safety goggles.

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How about food delivery?

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Everybody that brings me
my sushi

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looks like they just
got out of prison.

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That was a popular job
at the parole office,

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along with welding,
ditch-digging, and, of course,

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ticket-taker at
a parking lot carnival.

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What am I saying?
You can't travel with the cats.

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[laughing]

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I could put some acoustic panels
on this wall,

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not very expensive.

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Although the kids are
pretty quiet right now.

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They're on juice break.
Give it a minute.

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When the sugar kicks in,
it's Black Friday at Walmart.

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And I could put some shelves
on that wall.

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It might make the place a little
less... hang yourself-y?

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It is a tad spartan.

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You know,
what would warm it up

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is some pictures
of friends and family.

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I need to get some of those.Pictures?

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Friends and family. [chuckles]

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That can't be true.

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Sandra got 'em all
in the breakup.

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How does my mother
take her side? [chuckles]

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Sorry.

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That's a kick in the Chiclets.

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You don't have any guy friends?

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Not really. I tried to chat up
the fellas in the scooter store,

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but they're pretty cliquey.

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Oh, come on.

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Well, look, I-I work from home.

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I mean, the only people
I see all day are my clients,

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and it's not like
I can socialize with them.

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I mean, they're crazy.

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I don't know, man. It sounds
a little like excuse-making.

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That's what Sandra used to say.

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Also, "Why can't you be
more present?"

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I sit and listen to people's
problems all day long,

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and then I'm supposed
to listen to hers?

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I'm sorry, Sandra,
but I'm tapped out!

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Hey-- oh!

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Are you okay?

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No, I am not okay.

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You have no idea
how bad this carpet smells.

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How'd it go with Trevor?
You gonna do some work for him?I think so.

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Did he talk about me?
He's not supposed to talk
about me. What did he say?

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He pretty much just talked
about himself.

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Wow. Secret life of Trevor,
even better. Spill it.

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No. I don't think
I should do that.

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Oh, come on. I got to have
something to ponder

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while Wendy's sharing.

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Honey,
I can't tell you that.

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Why not?It would be a total breach
of carpenter-client privilege.

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Damn it, you're right.

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Guess who starts delivering food
tomorrow for the Hunan Palace.

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Yay!Congratulations!

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They didn't even
ask my name.

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Just wanted to know
if I had a car.

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So everybody order
food tomorrow,

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because I want to get a
good rating on the Yelp.

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Totally not what that is

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or how it works.

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But let's all get together
and order.

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Chinese food is better
when you share.

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It's true. Can't get
moo shu for one.

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Sure, you can.

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You can.

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Buenas noches, Marta.

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Hola, Tammy.

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Is he home?

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Is everything all right?

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Trevor?

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Hey, buddy.

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What's going on?

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Hello.

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Well, if it's cool with you,

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I'm gonna turn a light on,
all right?

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One, two, here she comes.

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[shuddering]

191
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What the hell happened?

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My scooter
couldn't take the hill.

193
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I fell over and I got chased
by a dog.

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I ran past
those cliquey scooter guys,

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but they didn't help.

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You got any Bactine
to take the sting out?

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The sting is the only thing

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that lets me know
I'm still alive.

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Right. Uh, okay,
super exciting.

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The panels come in cloud,

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bone and ecru.

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I think I should live
on Guernsey Island.

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It's in the middle
of the English Channel.

204
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,935
I could raise tomatoes and
wear a thick woolen sweater.

205
00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:08,069
That sounds real nice.

206
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,594
Hey, Bonnie, you super busy
right now?

207
00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,380
So I figure,
why am I notsmoking?

208
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:18,775
I mean, I could go out
like Harry Dean Stanton.

209
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,256
How long has he been
in this state?

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A while. He checked the price
of tomatoes online,

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and then it was
"Katy, bar the door."

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Okay. Trevor.

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Let's take a
breath here.

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Did you ever
stop to think

215
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that maybe all these things
happen for a reason?

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That you're exactly
where you're supposed to be?

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I'm supposed to have no love,
no reason to live?

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I was supposed to fall off
my scooter

219
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and get chased through
some sticker bushes

220
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by a Schnoodle?

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00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:51,416
Schnauzer-poodle,
not typically aggressive.

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This is a journey.

223
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You're just...
you're just...

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I don't know, I'm tapping out.

225
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Tammy, program stuff, go.Oh, uh, okay, um, ooh!

226
00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,471
Uh, do you have a roof
over your head?

227
00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,820
It leaks.

228
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,430
Do you have food
in your refrigerator?

229
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:09,130
No. I was heading
to the grocery store when--

230
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well, you know
the whole scooter story.

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[crying]

232
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:17,268
Okay, Trevor, I have had
it with this pity party.

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[grunts]

234
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,145
That was my sore ear!

235
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,322
[crying]

236
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,453
Should I hit him again?

237
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,281
Maybe try the other side.

238
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,632
[crying]

239
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,681
Marjorie really should've
been here by now.

240
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,856
I'm getting a
little worried.

241
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,162
Well, I'm getting a lot hungry.

242
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,685
I may lash out for no reason.

243
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,644
Well, wouldn't the reason
be because you're hun...?

244
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,080
Shut up!

245
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,127
All right, I've got a
three-pound cowboy ribeye

246
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:53,043
that can feed me
and... one of you.

247
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,697
We ordered Chinese.

248
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,568
Yeah, we're supporting Marjorie.

249
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:57,874
[whispers]:
I'm in.

250
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,530
Let's check on her.

251
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,881
[phone ringing]

252
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,448
What?

253
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,363
Hey, Marjorie,
it's Christy.

254
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:09,886
I know!

255
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,409
We're just wondering...

256
00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:14,108
I'm three orders behind
and I'm lost.

257
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,372
Well, don't you have GPS
on your phone?

258
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,983
Oh, I used to,
but now I can't find it.

259
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:23,595
Well, didn't you think
to test it out before...?

260
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,423
Maybe we could give
you a hand there.

261
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,208
Do you see
any landmarks?

262
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:28,862
"Free Chihuahua puppies."

263
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,342
Is that something you know?

264
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:32,604
She really didn't prepare.

265
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,389
I heard that.

266
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,391
Are you eating
our food?

267
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,306
My blood sugar's in the dumper.

268
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,830
I can't go home, I can't go
back to the restaurant.

269
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,440
I'm in hell!

270
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,486
Medium rare
sound good?

271
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,231
How's he doing?

272
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:52,929
Sitting, rocking, a
little light mumbling.

273
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,452
He went out for
some fresh air.

274
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:55,584
What are you doing?

275
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,803
Making tea
out of saltines

276
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,848
and a bottle
of Texas Pete hot sauce.

277
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,071
Nope.

278
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,029
[children clamoring outside]

279
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:09,511
Who takes swim lessons
on Wednesday night at 8:00 p.m.?

280
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,818
It's free swim-- I peeked out
the window, it looks pretty fun.

281
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,907
Wish I knew
how to swim.

282
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,125
You don't know how to swim?

283
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,562
Mm-mm.
I don't know
how to swim.

284
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,131
Anyway, we need a new game plan.

285
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,872
Everything we say
sets Trevor off.

286
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,744
Well, does he like beer?
We could get him some beer.

287
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,136
Do you think Marta
would have sex with him?

288
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,268
That's nature's beer.

289
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,313
It's possible she already has.

290
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,750
There's some weirdness
between them.

291
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,796
TREVOR:
Hey, kids, just
'cause it's free swim,

292
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,493
doesn't mean you
need to scream

293
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,626
your stupid
little lungs out!

294
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,498
[water splashes]

295
00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,848
Does he know how to swim?

296
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,722
Wear a silk blouse, I said.

297
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,680
No way will I get stuck in a car

298
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,945
that smells like
a hot day in Beijing.

299
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,903
Okay, it's gonna
be a left.

300
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,209
The first left.

301
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,385
First left.

302
00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,343
That left!

303
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,867
Okay, we'll circle back.

304
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,042
What the hell, Marjorie?!

305
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,130
Wendy!

306
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,348
You gave her ample warning.

307
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:07,090
I'm sorry, I
got flustered.

308
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,613
So we're gonna
circle around.

309
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,354
With a right turn.

310
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,921
This right turn.

311
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,357
Right turn.

312
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:14,881
Right turn here!

313
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,970
[tires screeching]

314
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,972
Just so we're clear,

315
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:22,236
we're all gonna die
so Marjorie can make $42.

316
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,634
Little bastards
pushed me in the pool.

317
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,984
You kind of
had it coming.

318
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,246
I'll get some towels.

319
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,856
I don't have any towels.But how do you not...?

320
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,553
Don't make me explain!

321
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,991
Uh, how about
some paper towels?

322
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,298
Ooh, that's a lot of chlorine.

323
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,213
Probably a good thing--
evidently Sandra

324
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,780
got hygiene in the divorce.

325
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,999
Here you go.

326
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:54,050
Please, God.

327
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,269
Let this be bottom.

328
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,496
Hey, come on.

329
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,584
This is only temporary.

330
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:07,716
Eventually you're gonna,

331
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:08,891
you're gonna clean yourself up.

332
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,981
Maybe get a haircut,
uh, some towels.

333
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,940
Maybe some dignity.

334
00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,680
You know, before you know it,

335
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,291
you'll meet someone new.

336
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,422
[scoffs] Why bother?

337
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,208
New woman, same old lies.

338
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,602
[singsongy]:
I don't know,
Marta's kind of cute.

339
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,648
I listen to women all day long.

340
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,780
I know how you people work.

341
00:14:28,824 --> 00:14:29,956
[clears throat]

342
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,349
When a man cheats...

343
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,264
he just cheats, okay?

344
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,136
It's ugly, but we own it.

345
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,964
But when a woman cheats...
[chuckles]

346
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,530
it's always the man's fault.

347
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,750
"Oh, he-he didn't respect me.

348
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,925
"He ignored me.

349
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,101
"Uh, he didn't meet my needs.

350
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,626
I had no choice but to do
what I did in Palm Springs."

351
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,281
Hang on, I'm no therapist,

352
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,153
but I think it's been a minute
since a man "owned it."

353
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,547
We have to catch you, berate
you, listen to you deny it,

354
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,332
and then, two
months later,

355
00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,594
we're finally out
having a nice dinner,

356
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,465
and you burst
into tears and say,

357
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:05,382
[crying]:
"I was weak!"

358
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,384
Look, I appreciate
you trying to help,

359
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,733
but there's really no point.

360
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,474
I'm done-- I'm done with women,

361
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,390
I'm done being
a therapist, okay?

362
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,523
Rotten kids!

363
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,921
You're-you're quitting?

364
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,880
I have nothing left to give.

365
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,535
Wait, wait, when's
the last time you ate?

366
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,319
Do cigarettes count?

367
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,799
Only if you're
a supermodel.

368
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,844
Or a junkie.
Word.

369
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,063
Hey.

370
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,543
Why don't we order
from that Chinese joint

371
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,893
Marjorie's working for?
At least we can do her a solid.

372
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,243
Great idea-- hey, Trevor,
you like Chinese food?

373
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,549
It makes me puke.

374
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,420
Oh.

375
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,466
Well, we're getting
Chinese food.

376
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,427
[phone chimes]

377
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,299
Got two more orders.

378
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,257
Doesn't anybody cook anymore?

379
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,433
What's happening
to the American family?

380
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,740
So, back to the restaurant?

381
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,785
Yep, left turn here.

382
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,094
See? How hard is that?

383
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,879
It's different
when you're under pressure.

384
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:09,446
It's like watching Jeopardy!

385
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,536
I can answer all the questions
if I hit pause.

386
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,626
Not if the question's
about driving.

387
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,069
Oh, I don't know what made me
think I could do this job.

388
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,158
You're gonna get
the hang of it.

389
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,987
Let's, uh, let's
knockity-knock on this door.

390
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,640
No, this door, Marjorie.

391
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:30,772
This door.

392
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:34,384
You forgot a couple of bags.

393
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,474
I brought one, too.
I'm part of this.

394
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,388
Where the hell have you...?

395
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,433
Oh.

396
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,043
What are you doing here?!

397
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,088
What are you
doing here?

398
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,003
I'm helping Marjorie.

399
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:45,221
I'm helping Trevor.

400
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:48,268
Wait, this is your Trevor?

401
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,662
Come in, just don't make
any sudden moves.

402
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,449
Hey, guys.

403
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,841
Do you come here just
so you can feel better

404
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,061
about where you live?

405
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,150
Food's here, and,
uh, four alcoholics

406
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,673
I've never, ever
complained about.

407
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,808
Hi, I'm Christy.

408
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,462
Bonnie's daughter.

409
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,726
I am so grateful for all you've
done to make her more tolerable.

410
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,380
Christy, the man is
practically drooling.

411
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,338
He doesn't want to chitchat.

412
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:18,341
Oh, why don't we set
this up in the kitchen?

413
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,952
Hold on, this isn't
Trevor's...

414
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,825
Oh, shut
all the way up.

415
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:26,784
Oh, here's your receipt.

416
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:29,091
Oh, uh, right.

417
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,832
Here you go.

418
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,094
I can't take that.

419
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,792
Oh, I think I have a dry one
in my other pants.

420
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,099
No, the food is late
and it's cold.

421
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:40,015
And I ate a couple
of your dumplings.

422
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,974
Trevor, Marjorie's been going
through a rough time lately.

423
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,151
Tonight is her first night
at a new job.

424
00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:46,587
Yeah, and the last.

425
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,198
I was an idiot to think
that I could handle this.

426
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,678
This is why tribes
used to leave

427
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:54,203
old people in the
wilderness to die.

428
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,596
Wait, "old"?

429
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:56,510
You're not old.

430
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,599
That's what I always
tell her.

431
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:01,428
Hey, could you get me
something I could choke down?

432
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,690
Maybe an egg roll?

433
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,213
I want the egg roll--
no, oh,

434
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,259
you can have it,
you can have it.

435
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,304
Have a seat.

436
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,176
This is so
embarrassing.

437
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,657
Well, I'll try not to lord
my perfect life over you.

438
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,137
Fair enough.

439
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,183
Listen, I have worked
with a lot of people

440
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,185
who have needed
to reboot their lives.

441
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,796
It is not easy...

442
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:26,105
to reinvent yourself
no matter what your age.

443
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,497
What happened
to your knee?

444
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,370
This hasn't been a great
night for me, either.

445
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,328
But let's talk about you.

446
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,679
Bonnie mentioned that your
husband passed away recently?

447
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,681
Last year.

448
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,163
That's one of the hardest things
that a person can go through.

449
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,600
I thought so...

450
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:46,821
until I tried to
deliver Chinese food.

451
00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:52,740
[knocking]

452
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,397
Come on in.

453
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,574
Hey.

454
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,489
Looking good in here.

455
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,795
[whistle blows][children clamoring]

456
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,930
Check this out.

457
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,761
[outside noise lowers]

458
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,198
Whoa.

459
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,286
Tammy does good work.

460
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,722
So do you.

461
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:20,202
Marjorie's still got the job.

462
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,161
She has to take Wendy with her,
but she's still got it.

463
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:23,988
[chuckles]
Listen, uh,

464
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,207
I need to talk to you
about something.

465
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:27,078
Oh, you don't need
to thank me.

466
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:29,080
But if you're looking
for a gift,

467
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,952
I do like aromatherapy.

468
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,040
You say that every week.

469
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,129
Yeah, and yet
no bergamot candle.

470
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,567
Listen, it is not ideal
for a patient to get such

471
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,090
a revealing view
behind the curtain

472
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,180
of their therapist's life.

473
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,659
It's affected our dynamic,

474
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,227
so I've put together
a list of referrals.

475
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:48,317
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
pump the brakes, shrinky dink.

476
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:53,235
You can't dump me
after all I've done for you.

477
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,803
I'm pretty sure I can.

478
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,153
Look, up until now I've been
on the fence about you.

479
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,634
But now that I've seen you
at your worst--

480
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,027
that was your worst, right?

481
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,204
I hope so.

482
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,335
Well, then I'm more
sure than ever

483
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,119
that you're the shrink for me.

484
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,295
Why? Because you get me,

485
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,384
as only a ruined
human being could.

486
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:12,733
You sure?

487
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,125
Absolutely.

488
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,171
Okay, good.

489
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:20,523
So, now that you've met
all my friends,

490
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:30,446
was I right or was I right?

491
00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:31,839
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