1 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,922 Previously onMom...I get a call today 2 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,054 from this woman who's like, 3 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,316 "Is this Tammy Diffendorf?" 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,578 It was my aunt! 5 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:16,407 My long-lost, "never knew I had one" aunt. 6 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,323 I need a kidney. 7 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,543 You want my kidney? 8 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,461 Want anything from the cafeteria? 9 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:29,377 Hi. What room is Tammy Diffendorf... 10 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,727 Egg white omelet with bacon and cheddar cheese. 11 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,033 You're getting egg whites, 12 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:34,817 and you're adding bacon and cheese? 13 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,340 She's donating a kidney today, 14 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,647 and I really want to see her before she goes in. 15 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,736 Losing the yolk buys you the bacon and cheese. 16 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,390 It's diet math. 17 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:51,051 ["Theme from Adventures in Paradise"playing] 18 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,367 Okay. Tammy Diffendorf, 19 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:05,369 Room 502. 20 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:07,458 Who? 21 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,287 It isn't too late to bail.[scoffs] 22 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:11,854 Bonnie.What? 23 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,117 She's giving a chunk of her body to a woman who lied to her. 24 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,076 I made a commitment. I'm gonna honor it. 25 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:19,296 That's very noble. The safe word is "I don't want to do this." 26 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,211 I know I wouldn't want to do it. 27 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,908 I'm scared just standing here. 28 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,475 There's, like, 18 different kinds of killer bacteria 29 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,347 on this floor.Jill. 30 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,132 I'm just saying burn your shoes when you get home, people. 31 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:30,351 Oh, my God. 32 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:31,656 The most amazing thing just happened. 33 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,136 Cookie died, and I get to go home? 34 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,225 I met a guy. 35 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,270 I mean, 36 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:37,836 technically, we didn't meet. 37 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,708 We smiled at each other. 38 00:01:39,751 --> 00:01:43,973 But I feel like it's one of those moments people talk about. 39 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:46,062 Like when you see someone, and you say, 40 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,412 "Oh, that's the man I'm gonna marry." 41 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,761 Why didn't you talk to him? 42 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:51,807 I wanted to see Tammy before her surgery 43 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,461 'cause you never know. 44 00:01:53,504 --> 00:01:54,636 Christy. 45 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:56,116 Special delivery. 46 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,379 Aw, you guys!You're welcome. 47 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,337 They're from Cookie.You can't prove that. Is there a card? 48 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,600 There is? Moving on. 49 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,775 Just put them over there. 50 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:05,995 Well, that was nice of Cookie. Mm. 51 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,736 And now if one of you does die, 52 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,433 at least you'll end on a good note. 53 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:10,826 Marjorie.Marjorie. Marjorie. 54 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,177 Well, maybe this whole thing 55 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:16,223 will bring you and your aunt closer together. 56 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,920 Oh, we're not even gonna see each other. 57 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,835 They're taking us to separate operating rooms. 58 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,706 Then I'll be rid of that woman forever. 59 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,404 If you don't want to seem like a coward in front of them, 60 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,101 just give me a wink, and I'll throw a sheet over you 61 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,320 and take you out through the morgue.[chuckles] 62 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,322 I'm ready, Wendy. 63 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:30,715 We love you.Proud of you. 64 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:33,588 Was that a wink?No. 65 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:39,507 Okay, it'll only be a few minutes until the OR's ready. 66 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:43,424 We're not supposed to do this, but... 67 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,426 I love you. 68 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:47,732 Why aren't you supposed to do it? It's so sweet. 69 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,125 Infection. [chuckles] 70 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:53,173 You're fine. You're fine. 71 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,175 Hello, sailor. 72 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:58,352 Come here often?[sighs] 73 00:02:58,395 --> 00:02:59,701 Hello. 74 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:01,877 I want to thank you again. 75 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,185 I'm so grateful to you. 76 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,838 You're welcome. 77 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,884 With your hair back like that, 78 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:10,886 you look so much like your mother. 79 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:15,195 Were you also surprised 80 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,806 by how much they had to shave us? 81 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:19,851 ♪ 82 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,037 [sighs] All right, kidney. 83 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,952 You're solo now. 84 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:37,695 Really hope you aren't the Garfunkel of that duo. 85 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,349 Hey, ready to go? 86 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,221 Yeah, I just got to do one thing before we leave. 87 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,613 I thought Christy was coming. 88 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:44,093 [sighs] She was right here. 89 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:45,355 Oh, God. 90 00:03:45,399 --> 00:03:47,270 It's like Legoland all over again. 91 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,974 No handsome guy. 92 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,630 No handsome guy. 93 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,287 Whoa! That's a lot of blood. 94 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:10,337 [exhales] 95 00:04:10,380 --> 00:04:12,643 Why would I do that? 96 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:16,734 So, your labs look great. 97 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,606 Yourlabs look great. 98 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:25,221 Your creatinine is a 1.1. 99 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,615 Don't let the other kidneys on the floor know that. 100 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,530 They'd be jealous. 101 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,749 Funny anda doctor. 102 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,099 Your wife is a lucky woman. 103 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,101 I'm not married. 104 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,407 Maybe I'm a lucky woman. 105 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,104 [knock on door] 106 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,063 Go away. 107 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,717 It's me. 108 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,893 Oh, Tammy. 109 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:47,025 What a wonderful surprise. 110 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:48,940 I was just on my way out, and I came by to say goodbye. 111 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:50,202 Uh, how's she doing? 112 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,247 Well, she's peeing, 113 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,206 which means I really nailed it. 114 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:57,949 And just remember 115 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,951 your antirejection drugs have to be taken 116 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,303 at the same time every day for the rest of your life. 117 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,783 Isn't that a bit overly dramatic? 118 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:09,787 No. Same time every day like your life depends on it. 119 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,746 Because it does. 120 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:14,183 Are you trying to tell me you can't live without me? 121 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:18,100 I'll check on you later.[chuckles] 122 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,580 Hey. 123 00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:21,277 I'm glad you're here. 124 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,757 I was afraid that... 125 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,802 No, look, I just... Thank you for the flowers. 126 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:27,762 And I'm so glad the kidney's working out for you. 127 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,633 And, uh, I guess... 128 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,461 Have a nice life. 129 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,376 Wait. Wait, Tammy. 130 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:37,337 Look, I know that I... behaved badly towards you, 131 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,470 and I haven't been able to make it up, but... 132 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,820 Well, you're part of me now. 133 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:44,344 Literally. 134 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:49,218 I'd love to have a chance to start over? 135 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,351 I don't know. 136 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,657 Oh, listen to me. "I want..." 137 00:05:53,701 --> 00:05:56,051 "What I want..." [exhales] 138 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:59,359 What do you want that I can give you? 139 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,232 Do I really look like my mom? 140 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:04,799 Oh, so much. 141 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,409 And you have her hands. 142 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,064 And her laugh. 143 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,239 Wait, could you be more specific? 144 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,719 'Cause there are several laughs. Um... 145 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:14,069 A chortle, a chuckle and a belly. 146 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:15,897 Well, let's hear them. 147 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,028 [chuckles] 148 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,116 [laughs] 149 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,292 [laughs loudly] 150 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,599 Middle one. 151 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:28,300 Oh. What're you doing here? 152 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,346 Waiting for Tammy. Waiting for Christy. 153 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,392 Might also take a nap. 154 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:35,046 Just need to find the perfect angle. 155 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:39,050 And... 156 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:40,400 there it is. 157 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:43,925 Be a love and hit the light. 158 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,972 And the door. 159 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,323 Come on. 160 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:54,109 You can't tell me anything about sexy gurney guy? 161 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,763 Not if I want to keep my job. 162 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,634 Nerd. 163 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,071 There will come a time 164 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,595 when you will need something from me, 165 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,553 and I will not give it to you. 166 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,294 Okay. 167 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:07,514 [singsongy]: Look who's here. 168 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:08,906 Hey.Hey! 169 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:12,388 Oh! I can't believe you're up and about already. 170 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,999 Yeah. Who knew pain pills could also be used for pain? 171 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,915 You should see her incision. It is so cute. 172 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,004 I took a selfie and put it up on Instagram 173 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:22,920 with the caption, "Just kidney-ing around." 174 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,487 Already six likes. 175 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,881 Ooh! Seven. Thank you, Jill. 176 00:07:26,924 --> 00:07:29,797 By the way, if everyone's free Saturday night, 177 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,234 my aunt wants to take us all out to dinner. 178 00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,236 Wait, you two are talking? 179 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:35,498 Mm. JILL: And wait. 180 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,282 Somebody besides me is paying for dinner? 181 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:39,894 You're not just "kidney-ing" around? 182 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,680 It's great that you guys patched things up. 183 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,943 Oh, yeah, they're best friends now. 184 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:48,250 Sorry, I'm busy on Saturday. 185 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:49,338 It's a steakhouse. 186 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:50,600 [inhales] 187 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,950 I will consider it. 188 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:55,518 She's the only link I have to my past, Bonnie. 189 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:58,608 And I'm having so much fun finding out stuff about my mom. 190 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,697 [gasps] Like she was in a band. 191 00:08:00,741 --> 00:08:03,439 Maybe that's why I love bands. 192 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,703 If you ask me, Cookie's working you. 193 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,052 For what? 194 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,445 She's already got her kidney. 195 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,621 Think she's gunning for her spleen? 196 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,580 I don't know. I just don't trust her. 197 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:16,147 My mom died when I was 16. 198 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:17,627 I swear we got back from the funeral, 199 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,542 and my dad never said another word about her. 200 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,065 Still won't. 201 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:22,414 I'd do anything to have somebody 202 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,199 who could tell me stories about her. 203 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,809 I wish there was a way for me to forget 204 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,463 all the stories I've heard about her. 205 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,160 You and me both. 206 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:34,035 Cookie, thank you so much for bringing us all out. 207 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,906 I'm getting lobster. I don't even like it. 208 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,343 I just want to make this meal count. 209 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,128 [chuckles] Jill's right. 210 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,956 This is a celebration. 211 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,348 Everyone should order 212 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:45,612 something really expensive they don't even like. 213 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,352 Modern medicine. 214 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,311 What a miracle.COOKIE: Yeah. 215 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,704 They took a part out of you, 216 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,357 and they put it into you, 217 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:53,750 and four days later, 218 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:56,013 you're both out to dinner. [chuckles] 219 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,580 [chuckles] And did you know 220 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,539 you can also send a package overnight now? 221 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,498 Marjorie raises a good point. 222 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,632 Should Tammy's kidney be out so soon after surgery? 223 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,851 Oh, I couldn't stay another moment in that bed. 224 00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:08,983 Unless 225 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,246 the doctor had taken me up 226 00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:14,075 on my rather bold offer. 227 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:16,947 Wine? 228 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:19,428 Ah, here. 229 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,169 Should Tammy's kidney be drinking? 230 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:22,866 As long as it's not inside Tammy, 231 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,173 I think it's fine.Wendy? 232 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,088 A few sips are okay. 233 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:31,353 Well, good. Because it absolutely loves merlot. 234 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,529 That's my kidney, all right. 235 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,009 Oh. 236 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:38,795 I wonder if my handsome husband-to-be loves merlot. 237 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,405 You're engaged? 238 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,059 Close. 239 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:44,975 Just need to find out his name. 240 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:48,718 Um, so, I-I want to propose a toast. 241 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,459 For a long time, 242 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:53,723 I haven't been able to think about the future. 243 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,812 And now, thanks to you, 244 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,901 I can.[chuckles softly] 245 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,120 Here's to Tammy. 246 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,165 ALL: To Tammy. 247 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:07,432 Way more than a few sips. 248 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,217 Drop it. 249 00:10:10,261 --> 00:10:13,003 I detect an odor. 250 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,578 Well... 251 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,059 I'm going to the little girls' room. 252 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,409 And do you know why? 253 00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:31,761 Because I can pee! 254 00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,070 Isn't she great? 255 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:38,463 I can't believe I almost cut her out of my life. 256 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,770 These last few days have been so awesome. 257 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,555 How is it not bothering you that she's treating your kidney 258 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,645 like a freshman at Arizona State? 259 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,298 It's not my kidney anymore. 260 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:48,996 To me, it will always be your kidney. 261 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,475 That doesn't make sense. 262 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,782 Oh, we have to make sense now? Is that the new thing? 263 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,045 My daughter's marrying a man she's never met. 264 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,787 So we have your blessing? 265 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,006 [groans] 266 00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:01,138 I also have to pee, 267 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,141 if anyone would care to throw me a parade! 268 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:15,022 [gasps] Tammy's kidney is smoking! 269 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,072 Christy, can you pass the bread? 270 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,467 I warned you that there would come a time 271 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,208 when you would ask me for something 272 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,036 and I wouldn't give it to ya. 273 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,428 Okay. 274 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,911 How does thatrevenge taste? 275 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,435 You're not gonna believe this. 276 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,959 Cookie's outside smoking a cigarette. 277 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:40,874 Wait, what? Yeah. Puffin' away, 278 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,050 like first grade Bonnie waitin' for the school bus. 279 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,228 Oh, dear.That's not good. 280 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,577 It's not. Because, uh... 281 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,796 Uh, Wendy? 282 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,580 Her immune system has been weakened, 283 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,408 so smoking puts a lot of stress on it. 284 00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,409 Bam! That's why. 285 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,497 But...No. You're done. 286 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,457 Are you gonna say something to her?Of course she is. 287 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,764 Cookie's out there kicking her old kidney in the nuts. 288 00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,418 Actually, I think Jill was asking me. 289 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,941 And no, I'm not gonna say anything. 290 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,769 Really? If she keeps this up, 291 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,510 her body will, uh... 292 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:09,772 Wendy? 293 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:10,860 Reject it. 294 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,644 Bam! Reject it. You might as well 295 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,125 have had your kidney removed and just thrown it in the trash. 296 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,605 Bonnie, you've had a problem with Cookie 297 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,780 ever since she showed up. 298 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,129 Because you had a problem with her. 299 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,436 Yeah, but now I don't. I've chosen to forgive her. 300 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,698 I actually like her.[scoffs] 301 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,700 I don't. I think she's manipulative 302 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,789 and selfish and ungrateful. 303 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:29,792 Well, sometimes we choose to overlook a person's faults 304 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,447 because we want to keep them in our lives. 305 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:36,407 ALL: Is she talking about me? 306 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,409 Hard to say. It could be any of you. 307 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,937 Hi. 308 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,286 [fake chuckle] 309 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,941 I was here last week, and I had this... 310 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:51,509 intense eye-contact thing with one of your patients. 311 00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,642 It was a life-changing moment. 312 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,296 The only problem is, uh, 313 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,819 I don't know his name 314 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,300 or if he's still alive. 315 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:02,216 I'm sorry, we can't release any patient information. 316 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:07,177 Not even for an egg white omelet with bacon and cheddar cheese? 317 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,006 All right! 318 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,270 But just know you're standing in the way of true love! 319 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,838 Oh, hi. Hi. 320 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,840 Uh, I was here last week, 321 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,364 and I had this intense eye-contact thing 322 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,366 with one of your patients, 323 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,846 and... 324 00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,718 Okay, I can see that I'm losing you. Do you like omelets? 325 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:30,853 Cookie wants cream and three sugars. 326 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,463 Well, of course she does. 327 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,205 Oh, Bonnie, you said you'd try. 328 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,860 This is trying. I'm making coffee for a woman I can't stand 329 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:40,515 and putting in sugar instead of rat poison because I love you. 330 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,343 [chuckles] 331 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,040 So, what are your plans 332 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,130 now that you have a new lease on life? 333 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,653 Oh, it's all about this girl. 334 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,699 I'm gonna be here as much as I can. 335 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,266 Ooh, and she's taking me to Bakersfield, 336 00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,789 where she and my mom grew up. 337 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,443 Lots of memories there. Mm-hmm. 338 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,966 And wild dogs. 339 00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,969 We'll probably just stay in the car. 340 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,275 Yeah. 341 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,842 Well, that sounds like a fun weekend 342 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,060 for you guys.COOKIE: Yeah. 343 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,888 [phone ringing] 344 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,150 Ah. 345 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,673 Right.What was that? 346 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:12,373 A reminder to, uh, tell me to take my meds. 347 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,244 So, Tammy tells me that you and Christy 348 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,898 have been all over the world. 349 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,987 Not on purpose. It was more like fleeing, 350 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,903 hiding and pretending to be other people. 351 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,470 Aren't you gonna take 'em? 352 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,733 I suppose I should.[chuckles] 353 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,909 Yeah, Christy and I were kind of like Thelma and Louise, 354 00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:29,085 if Louise was six and Thelma was always drunk 355 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,174 and forgetting where she put Louise. 356 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,654 Well, darn. 357 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,743 I must have left them at the hotel. 358 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,745 I'll drive you back and get them. 359 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,529 No, no. There's no big deal. 360 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,358 I skipped them altogether the other day and nothing happened. 361 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,056 Yeah, but the doctor said you're supposed to take them 362 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,406 at the same time every day-- he said your life depends on it. 363 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,843 Oh, they just say that to scare you. 364 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,890 No, I think they say that so you won't die. 365 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,892 Look, I'm not a child. 366 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,024 I can take care of myself. 367 00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,939 Can you? Excuse me? 368 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,593 This woman went under the knife for you, 369 00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,900 and here you are wasting the second chance she gave you, 370 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,945 which I don't think you deserved in the first place. 371 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,425 Don't yell at her.Somebody has to. 372 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,687 Enough! 373 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,994 I have been sick a long time. 374 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:10,953 Countless doctors' appointments. 375 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,129 Dialysis three times a week. 376 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,827 You have no idea what I've been through. 377 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,438 Now, I just want 378 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,615 to enjoy my life for a little bit. 379 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:24,271 And although I realize that I am undercutting my own argument, 380 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,621 I am suddenly in terrible pain! 381 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,623 Oh, my God! We'll go get your pills! 382 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:29,972 No, never mind the pills. 383 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,627 Take me to the hospital.Oh. Oh, God. 384 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,020 Oh, thank you, Bonnie. 385 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:35,804 This was lovely. 386 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,466 Was that...? 387 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,991 No. Even she can't be that desperate. 388 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,471 [sighs] 389 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,300 Well, Cookie didn't take care of herself, 390 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,693 and now she's rejecting the kidney. 391 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,696 Oh, God. Is she gonna be okay? 392 00:15:58,740 --> 00:15:59,915 Oh, they think so. 393 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,395 They're upping her medication. 394 00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:02,700 That's good. 395 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,354 I'm just so angry at her. 396 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,616 You have every right to be. 397 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,966 And I'm angry at myself. 398 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,272 I feel so stupid for trusting her. 399 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:11,013 Don't be so hard on yourself. 400 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:12,319 And I'm angry at you. 401 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,842 What?For being right. 402 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,975 Oh. That's okay. 403 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,108 Mostly, I'm angry at myself. 404 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,024 [sighs]: Look... we all have crazy people 405 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,721 in our lives who we can't let go of. 406 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,682 Wait, was that...I'm telling myself no. 407 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,034 [door opens] 408 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,384 Hey. 409 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,474 You mad at me? Yes! 410 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,867 I gave you my kidney. 411 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,956 I gave you a second chance to be my aunt. 412 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,045 And you keep acting like none of that matters. 413 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,046 Of course it matters. 414 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,352 Well, then show it. 415 00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,527 I will. I promise. 416 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,181 Don't just tell me what I want to hear. 417 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,966 I mean, I want you to eat right, I want you to take your pills. 418 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,533 I want you to live a long time! 419 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,709 You made me care about you, damn it. 420 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,537 I care about you, too. 421 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,973 Do you? 422 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,931 More than I can say. 423 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,631 Look, I'm sorry. 424 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,634 I'm just not used to... thinking about anybody else. 425 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,419 It's always been... just me. 426 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,553 I guess I get that. [chuckles] 427 00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:15,773 I mean, until recently, it's always been just me. 428 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,949 Well, if it's all right with you, 429 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,300 I'd like to stick around town for a while and... 430 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,867 do some of the things we planned. 431 00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,045 I do like your stories about my mom. [chuckles] 432 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,351 I got a lot of 'em. Pull up a chair.[laughs] 433 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,570 Okay. 434 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:34,531 Okay. When your mother was eight years old... 435 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,839 Mm-hmm....she decided she wanted to have a squirrel circus. 436 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,145 [laughs] 437 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,234 And so she brought home three squirrels. 438 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,150 But our dog was not on board with this at all. 439 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,586 [laughs] 440 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:48,284 And frankly, neither were the squirrels. 441 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,380 [whispers]: Yes. It's you. 442 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,169 KIDS: Papa! 443 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,086 Mi mancate molto. 444 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,436 I miei bellissimi figli. 445 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:10,524 Hey. 446 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,831 [chuckling] 447 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:16,791 Gay, married... 448 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,488 doesn't speak English. 449 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,709 Good job, Christy. 450 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,367 Hey. 451 00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:29,238 Hi.My aunt ready to go? 452 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,414 Oh. She didn't call you? 453 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,155 No. What's going on? Is she okay? 454 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,723 Tammy, she checked herself out last night. 455 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,725 She said she was going back to Santa Fe. 456 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,161 What? 457 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:42,164 No, no. She said she was gonna stay in town and... 458 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774 spend time with me. 459 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,211 I don't know what to tell you. 460 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,909 [chuckles wryly] She made me all these promises. 461 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,129 Did... She didn't leave a note? 462 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,436 Sorry, I got to go. 463 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,308 You gonna be all right?Oh, yeah, sure. 464 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613 Thanks. 465 00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,618 Hey, let's get a move on. 466 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,490 I'm double-parked in front of an ambulance. 467 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,372 So, I have a new rule. 468 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,115 I am not going to fall in love with anyone I haven't spoken to. 469 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,900 Unless, you know, it's... 470 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,859 it's really, reallyclear 471 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,383 we're meant to be together. 472 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,776 Thanks. 473 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,736 Anyone else want to share? 474 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174 Tammy? 475 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:36,566 I'm good. 476 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,307 I'll go. 477 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,004 Bonnie. Alcoholic. 478 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,310 OTHERS: Hi, Bonnie. 479 00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,094 You know how we say in here 480 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,662 that when you're irritated by someone else's behavior, 481 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:48,056 it's actually because it's a reflection of you, 482 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,884 or, as Marjorie would say... 483 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,886 [like Marjorie]: "You spot it, you got it." 484 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,150 I didn't make it up. I wish I did. 485 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,499 It's super annoying, 486 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,327 but there is some truth in it. 487 00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,243 I've spent a lot of my life making promises that I broke, 488 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:04,028 and I never thought about how that affected the other person. 489 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,423 It wasn't that I was lying-- I really meant it at the time. 490 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,252 My therapist says it's because I'm a narcissist. 491 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,036 Which I think is a pretty mean word to use 492 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,561 for someone who just gets caught up in the moment. 493 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:18,608 Either way, it would be crazy for the person I disappointed 494 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:21,611 to blame themselves, because it has nothing-- 495 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,613 I mean... nothing-- 496 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,659 to do with them. 497 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,661 Captioning sponsored by CBS 498 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,229 and WARNER BROS. 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