1 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,448 Good morning, Bonnie. 2 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,842 Is it? 'Cause it looks like you've been robbed. 3 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,366 You could call it that. 4 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:21,412 My wife and I have been aggressively uncoupling. 5 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,502 What? 6 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,635 Just seeing if there's a Post-it on your balls. 7 00:00:26,678 --> 00:00:30,334 Oh, she took those long ago. 8 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,641 All right, let's punch this hog. 9 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:34,686 I really need your help with something. 10 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,906 Yeah? What's that?I don't want to die. 11 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:41,563 I do, so that sort of evens things up. 12 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,310 I mean, think about it-- I've only got 40 or 50 years left. 13 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,529 How old do you think you are? 14 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,053 You know what? You're right, it's over. 15 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,271 And maybe that's good. 16 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,056 Oh, sharp turn. 17 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,883 Who wants to be alive to see 18 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,363 everything go completely to hell? 19 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:00,930 I mean, Christy's nevergonna get married. 20 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:02,845 Adam's gonna go bald. It's already starting. 21 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,065 In the back, you can see through the cotton candy. 22 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,242 Global warming. Sure, we're having great weather, 23 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,418 but you know it's only happening 'cause the Earth's 24 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:13,160 slowly spinning towards the sun till we're all bacon. 25 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,118 I don't... 26 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:18,078 What channels do you watch? 27 00:01:18,121 --> 00:01:19,862 Nothing right now, 'cause our TV's broken, 28 00:01:19,905 --> 00:01:21,951 probably forever.Okay, okay, 29 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,562 let's just take a little breath.[exhales] 30 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:26,608 Do you remember those techniques I gave you 31 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,175 to help with your negative thoughts? 32 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:29,393 What did you think? 33 00:01:31,134 --> 00:01:33,136 P.U. 34 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:36,096 Did you actually try them?Yes, Trevor. 35 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:39,055 I even lit a candle and wrote a note to my younger self 36 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,448 and then burned it. 37 00:01:40,491 --> 00:01:43,190 That's not psychology, Bonnie, that's witchcraft. 38 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,756 Well, none of it worked. 39 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,107 Okay, well, I'll get you another copy, and... 40 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:49,848 Hold on a second. 41 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:52,721 Where's my snow globe?What? 42 00:01:52,764 --> 00:01:56,116 Yeah, I had an AT&T Park snow globe from 2010 43 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:58,161 when the Giants won the World Series. 44 00:01:58,205 --> 00:01:59,815 Damn it, Sandra, 45 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,905 you only took that to hurt me. 46 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:05,603 I'm gonna level with you-- this is a little rough to watch. 47 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:07,823 All right, here's the negativity techniques. 48 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:10,521 Try 'em, don't try 'em. See if I care. 49 00:02:12,784 --> 00:02:14,960 I-I'm sorry, that was terribly unprofessional. 50 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:18,268 It is very important that you try these techniques. 51 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:20,531 It's okay if you're a little off your game. 52 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:22,838 Some crazy broad just stole your toy. 53 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,756 It's not a toy. It's a collectible. 54 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,801 ♪ 55 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,421 For our special side, we have roasted brussels sprouts 56 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,901 with guanciale in a maple glaze. 57 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:46,905 That's right, I made these nasty little fart balls delicious. 58 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:49,952 Brilliant. No one will realize they're paying 20 bucks 59 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,868 for a stomachache and an awkward ride home. 60 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:55,784 Oof, what's on the menu tonight, feet? 61 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,177 [laughing] 62 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,878 And when will Bob the Builder be leaving us? 63 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:06,273 Hey. You're the one who took a pill you found in your pocket 64 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:07,752 and destroyed the walk-in. 65 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:10,059 Well, in my defense, there was a dragon in there. 66 00:03:10,102 --> 00:03:13,497 Yeah. It was a very good pill. 67 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:17,414 Seriously, either turn on a fan or eighty-six that funk. 68 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,589 [laughing] 69 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,721 Paul. 70 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:20,983 Would you like 71 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,333 to go back to working at Chipotle? 72 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,772 Look, uh...Tammy. 73 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,296 No, I wasn't searching for your name. 74 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,950 I was looking for words that you could understand. 75 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:34,997 Ah. Uh, here we go. 76 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,783 Uh, you no think good. 77 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,569 Stand still. I'm gonna fold your lips over your forehead. 78 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,572 Okay, Tammy, he needs his lips, I need my tips-- 79 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:47,052 let's go back to work. 80 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,012 What's that Rudy guy's deal? 81 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:51,231 I know, he's an ass. 82 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,710 He's a giganticass. 83 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,146 Is he single? 84 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:58,063 What? I had to separate you. 85 00:03:58,107 --> 00:03:59,891 Yeah,you did. 86 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:01,023 I don't understand. 87 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,068 You were insulting each other. 88 00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:05,288 It's called flirting, Christy. 89 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,682 No wonder you don't have a man. 90 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:09,118 Listen to me. 91 00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,294 He's bad news. 92 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:14,297 Oh, I get it-- you're into him! 93 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,430 No. No, no, no, no, no. 94 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,258 No!Yeah! You want him for yourself! 95 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,694 No, I don't![laughs] 96 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,696 Methinks you protest too much. 97 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,263 Methinks me would jump off a building 98 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,916 before me would let him touch me. 99 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,135 So you've thought about it. 100 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,707 Whatcha doing there? 101 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,057 Trevor told me to write down my negative thoughts 102 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,581 and then write a positive thought after it. 103 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,670 God, my handwriting is so terrible. 104 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,542 [groans] That's a negative thought. 105 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,326 Now I need a positive one. 106 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,546 Wendy, any ideas? 107 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,156 You look nice today. 108 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,940 I... 109 00:04:48,984 --> 00:04:51,465 like Wendy. 110 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,118 Thanks. I like you, too. 111 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,295 All right, we don't have to make out. 112 00:04:56,339 --> 00:04:57,471 Bonnie, therapy's great, 113 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,386 but, you know, a lot of that negativity 114 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:02,258 could also be worked on right here in this program. 115 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,391 I find meditation is the best way 116 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,697 to deal with mydark and twisty thoughts. 117 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:10,353 Oh, come on. What's a dark thought for you? 118 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,530 That I'll die and no one will take my cats, 119 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:16,664 and after a while they'll start to eat each other. 120 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,274 Anybody want a cookie? 121 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:23,584 Yikes. 122 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:26,804 She has a point-- none of us are taking her cats. 123 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,372 You know, I've been meditating 20 minutes in the morning 124 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,593 and 20 minutes at night, and I can really see a difference. 125 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,030 Ain't nothin' gonna quiet the riot in this mind. 126 00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,075 Come on, Bonnie, be nice to yourself. 127 00:05:37,119 --> 00:05:38,163 Wendy... 128 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:39,730 I'm married. 129 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:44,082 [TV show playing indistinctly] 130 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:46,476 Are we really this desperate to watch TV? 131 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:49,610 Well, we could talk to each other. 132 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:52,047 Stop tilting it. I can't see. 133 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,006 Hey. 134 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:56,443 How was work? 135 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:58,053 Upsetting. 136 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,055 Tammy's got a crush on Chef Rudy. 137 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:01,186 Chef Rudy? 138 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,405 Chef Rudy. 139 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,885 What's wrong with Chef Rudy? 140 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:06,235 By the way, can we just call him Rudy? 141 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:07,976 He sleeps with women, then dumps them. 142 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,979 I told Tammy absolutely no way can she go out with him. 143 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,764 You can't do that. You can't tell an alcoholic no. 144 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,375 They hear, "I dare you." 145 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,727 Look what happened when you told me not to go out with Adam. 146 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,163 Wait, what? 147 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,991 I never told you not to go out with him. 148 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,123 Then why did I?Hang on a second. 149 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:27,778 No, no, somebody had to say, "Don't date him." 150 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:31,521 There's no way I ended up with him if I didn't get pushback. 151 00:06:31,565 --> 00:06:33,523 Oh, you think I should've told Tammy, 152 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:35,960 "Oh, Chef Rudy's great! Go for it!" 153 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,571 Again, we don't say "Bartender Adam" 154 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,747 or "Building Manager Bonnie." 155 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,183 I mean, would that have worked with you 156 00:06:41,226 --> 00:06:42,532 when you dated Chef Rudy? 157 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:44,360 Whoa, whoa. You dated Chef Rudy? 158 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,275 One date. 159 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:49,191 Oh. So, like, nothing physical. 160 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,587 One date. 161 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,416 [whirring] 162 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,635 [whirring continues] 163 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,202 [whirring stops] 164 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:03,553 [whirring resumes] 165 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,033 [whirring stops] 166 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,602 [whirring resumes] 167 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:10,865 Good God! 168 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,475 I can be louder than you. 169 00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,347 You got a problem? 170 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:18,525 Yes. How am I supposed to create a pretentious menu 171 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,615 to your symphony of blue-collar noises? 172 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,227 [whirring]You mean this? This bothering you? Eh? 173 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,621 I don't know. I don't see it. Really? Why? 174 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:28,883 Christy. 175 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,711 Would you please return this woman 176 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,496 to whatever Home Depot parking lot you found her. 177 00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,283 And tell this Top Chef first round loser-- 178 00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:40,329 that's right, I googled you-- 179 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:41,504 that I will leave 180 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,898 when I'm finished fixing the mess he made. 181 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:47,336 If that's the only thing you found, you don't google right. 182 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,687 She's a horrible person. 183 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:53,342 Good. Good. Yes, she is. 184 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,039 Strange response. 185 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,912 Why would you want me not to like your friend? 186 00:07:57,955 --> 00:07:59,914 No, it isn't.Aha! 187 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,917 What is it? 188 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:06,007 You're only supposed to say "aha" if you know what it is. 189 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:08,096 So there issomething.There's nothing. 190 00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:09,750 Aha!Stop that! 191 00:08:09,793 --> 00:08:11,229 You're hiding something. 192 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:14,102 Your freakishly large eyes have suddenly gone small. 193 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:17,671 My eyes are exactly the right size. 194 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,542 Can we just talk about the menu? 195 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:23,241 Okay. I'm thinking for the fish special... 196 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:25,679 Oh, sweet Paula Deen, Tammy digs me. 197 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,551 What? No! No! 198 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,639 No! 199 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,293 Oh, my God! 200 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,776 How did you do that so fast? 201 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:37,125 [grunts] 202 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,387 [whirring] 203 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,785 Breathe in love. 204 00:08:44,828 --> 00:08:46,221 [both inhale] 205 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,657 Breathe out Bonnie. 206 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,746 [both exhale] 207 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,443 Breathe in love. 208 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,359 Breathe out Bonnie. 209 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,796 This is so boring. 210 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,624 Breathe out more Bonnie. 211 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:02,237 [exhales slowly] 212 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,198 [inhales loudly] 213 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,984 Ooh, head rush. Let's do that again. 214 00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,551 Okay, let's do something new. 215 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,856 We're gonna take ten breaths, 216 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,597 and you're not gonna talk. 217 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,599 Great idea. 218 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,948 [both inhale] 219 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:20,342 [both exhale] 220 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,170 One.No counting. 221 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,794 [instrumental music playing loudly] 222 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,189 [music stops] 223 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,452 Sorry. 224 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,889 Do you want my help or not? 225 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,631 I do. I do. Let me just toss this at you. 226 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,111 Can we meditate in the Jacuzzi? 227 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:52,287 [groans] Come on, Bonnie. 228 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,463 I cleared my afternoon for you. 229 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,900 You "cleared it"? What did that involve? 230 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,860 Moving your pony ride to tomorrow? 231 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,036 Actually, I rescheduled a meeting 232 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,168 with the charity I'm hosting the benefit for. 233 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,735 Children's diabetes. 234 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,128 Make fun of that. 235 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,043 More candy for me. 236 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,827 Boom. 237 00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,875 You only ding it in the beginning. 238 00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,922 Okay, I am out of here! 239 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:23,623 Give me that!Oh! 240 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,365 I am throwing your shoes in the pool! 241 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,630 [shoes splash] 242 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,288 She was pretty pissed off at me. 243 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:41,815 But in my defense, who has $600 meditation shoes? 244 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,992 What's with the getup? 245 00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:47,298 You and Beaver Cleaver going hunting for bullfrogs? 246 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,692 [laughs] 247 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,912 Oh, I'm so tired of you. 248 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,871 Let's stay on Jill. 249 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,873 So, it seems to me like she was right. 250 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,614 You didn't go there for meditation. 251 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,703 Whoa! Is this why your wife flew the coop? 252 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,922 You didn't have her back, either? 253 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,358 This is your pattern, Bonnie. 254 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,490 You complain and complain and complain. 255 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:07,884 You're offered the tools to help, and you don't use them. 256 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,190 Why am I taking your advice? 257 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,844 Your life's a total mess. 258 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,323 Now you're picking a fight with me. 259 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,151 There's a term for people like you. 260 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,458 Watch it, buddy. I am still a lady. 261 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,547 You're a help-rejecting complainer. 262 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,853 You just made that up. 263 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,464 I did not. And if this was last week, 264 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,075 I could've showed you where it came from in a book, 265 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,731 but it's on its way to a new life in Portland by now. 266 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,254 Well, I don't need you to call me names. 267 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,647 I need you to help me. 268 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,996 It's the one thing you've never done. 269 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,216 You know what? You're fired. 270 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,611 Congratulations. I'm crazier than when I started. 271 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,743 [door slams] 272 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,659 You see a pattern here? Women leaving? 273 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:49,273 I prepared for you a savory aebleskive. 274 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,495 In honor of what I can only presume 275 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,584 were your Viking ancestors. 276 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,759 Well, I am part Danish. 277 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,718 The rest of me is pure mutt. [chuckles] 278 00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,806 Pure... [purrs] 279 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,242 [laughs] 280 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,723 Mmm! 281 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,681 Tastes like a fancy pancake. 282 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,378 If only the critic at The Chronicle 283 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,033 had your discerning palate. 284 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,861 So, did you always want to be a chef? 285 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,690 No. I hated cooking growing up. 286 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,040 I wanted to be a dancer. 287 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,609 But I was cursed to be terrible at the thing I loved 288 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,698 and great at the thing I hated. 289 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,873 That's so sad. 290 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,181 It is. Also, my father burned my tap shoes. 291 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,881 Did you always want to be a goddess/carpenter? 292 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,623 You know, my life's had a lot of twists and turns. 293 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,799 It's only recently that I've really been able to think 294 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,061 about what I want to be. 295 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,671 I mean, I do love carpentry, 296 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,717 but, I don't know, the goddess in me 297 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,893 might need to find something a little more fulfilling. 298 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,895 Well, maybe if we put our lips together, 299 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,941 we could think of something. 300 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,771 Sorry, I hadn't fully swallowed yet. 301 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,685 It's okay. My food is more delicious 302 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,644 when it's in your mouth.Oh. Mm. 303 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,951 Oh! [laughs] 304 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,430 Too rough? 305 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,215 No. This would be too rough. 306 00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,260 Ow! [purrs] 307 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,350 Should I lock the door? 308 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,700 Already did. 309 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,094 [laughs] 310 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,793 [exhales] 311 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,403 Okay. 312 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,622 Couple of updates. We are running low on almond milk. 313 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,189 Also, I fired Trevor. 314 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:21,888 What was that? 315 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,803 Nothing.Nothing. 316 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,242 Just out of curiosity, though, 317 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,810 why would you fire your therapist? 318 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,638 'Cause you're all better? 319 00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,336 [Adam snorts] 320 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,077 What was that? 321 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,296 A derisive snort. 322 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,863 If you must know, I've grown weary 323 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,560 of his hiding behind labels. 324 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:46,913 He had the audacity to call me a help-rejecting complainer. 325 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,352 Do that again, see what happens. 326 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,963 I'm just thinking you've been pretty good lately, 327 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:57,271 and Trevor was maybe part of that. 328 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,360 Yeah, your therapy was really helping me. 329 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,711 You. Us. 330 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,539 The family. 331 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,367 It's not. It's over. 332 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,586 And you can fluff this up all you want, pal. 333 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,588 You can see right through it! 334 00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,985 Can I have a non-lunatic opinion? 335 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,422 Oh, you're good. 336 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,859 [mouths] 337 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,738 Lamaze class. 338 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,566 They're showing them the movie. 339 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,873 Yeah. The men are looking pretty shell-shocked. 340 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,807 Listen, I don't want to hold on to this anger. 341 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,897 You are who you are, and you're never gonna change, 342 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,202 and I love you. 343 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,205 And I love you. 344 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:06,253 And I know you're not gonna change. 345 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,954 And you're not gonna change. 346 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,959 And you will never change. 347 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135 There you are not changing. 348 00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,747 And you. 349 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,840 [man exhales] 350 00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,973 Don't be a hero. Get the epidural. 351 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,845 They say you forget the pain when you see the face. 352 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,760 You don't. Get the epidural. 353 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,506 Look, you were just trying to help, 354 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,596 and I may have rejected that while also complaining. 355 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,816 In my defense, I have been diagnosed 356 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,992 as a help-rejecting complainer. 357 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,429 Or you're just an alcoholic 358 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,779 who doesn't always want to live in the solution. 359 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,131 I am many things to many people. 360 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002 Look, 361 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,353 I know meditation almost led us to blows, 362 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,965 but I want to try again even though it'll never work. 363 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,316 I bet you four hours in my Jacuzzi it does. 364 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,971 See, now, where was that Saturday? 365 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,930 So, what are tonight's specials? 366 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,063 Tonight's special is love. 367 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,717 Great. Is that 368 00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,111 with or without fart balls? 369 00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634 That's right, I forgot. 370 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,420 You have never sipped from Cupid's sweet goblet. 371 00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,900 So, we doing a pork chop? 372 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,293 Paul, is that a pork chop? 373 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,034 What's Tammy's favorite flower? 374 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,470 I don't know. 375 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,038 I do. It's daffodils. We talked all night. 376 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,561 Take this to her. 377 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,954 Does sheknow the specials? 378 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,304 Quickly. Wings of love. 379 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,356 I'm guessing things went pretty good.Oh. 380 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,792 It was awesome. 381 00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,402 Best date I ever had. 382 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,056 I have to break up with him. 383 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,319 What? Why?Mm. 384 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,800 I mean, yay, but huh? 385 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,932 The night was pure romance, and the face eating 386 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,065 was everything a girl could dream of, 387 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,676 but I'm not ready to settle down. 388 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,939 And that's the kind of guy you marry. 389 00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:08,984 It is? 390 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,291 Kills me to have to break his heart. 391 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,509 It does? 392 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,729 He's the most sensitive man I've ever met. 393 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,904 He is? 394 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,775 Now I see why you're so in love with him. 395 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,820 Aha! 396 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,995 That's not an "aha." 397 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,084 Put that "aha" away. 398 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,740 I have one more daffodil hidden somewhere on my body. 399 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,699 Care to lead the search party? 400 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,440 Rudy, we need to talk. 401 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:35,054 RUDY: No...! 402 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,796 I think Tammy just broke up with Chef Rudy. 403 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,147 Good news for you. You're so in love with him. 404 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,156 Hi. Chris Peterson from Pete Peterson Real Estate. 405 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,418 Pete's my dad. 406 00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,943 Listing sheet? 407 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,510 Panic room? 408 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,034 Why does my shrink have a panic room? 409 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,819 I don't know, but it would make a great nursery. 410 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,694 TREVOR: Leave me alone, Chris! 411 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,001 Pete. Whichever Peterson you are. 412 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,744 Oh. 413 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,137 What are you doing here? 414 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,834 It's Tuesday. My 10:00 a.m. 415 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,141 You fired me last week. 416 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,273 If you're gonna be my therapist, 417 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,101 you can't listen to everything I say. 418 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,322 Okay. Have a seat. 419 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,194 I brought you something. 420 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,414 eBay. 421 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,548 There's a chance I may have bought it from your wife. 422 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,334 But anyway, here. 423 00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,336 Bonnie. 424 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,164 Thank you. 425 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774 So... 426 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,777 So impossibly thoughtful. [chuckles] 427 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,779 And it's just... 428 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,652 so weird youdid it. 429 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,741 It gets weirder. 430 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,830 I'm sorry. 431 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,572 Wow. Those are words I haven't heard from a woman 432 00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,182 in a long time. 433 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,271 The other day, I said you hadn't helped me, 434 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,968 but that isn't true. 435 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,406 And judging from the terror in my family's eyes, 436 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,669 I probably ought to stick with this. 437 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,024 Sorry. 438 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,026 Before you start the clock, 439 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,637 I wanted to ask, why do you have a panic room? 440 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,683 Because I work with unstable people. 441 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,293 When did you get it? 442 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,773 About eight months ago. 443 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,905 We started working together eight months ago. 444 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,303 I love this. Thank you. 445 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,530 Table four says their pasta is too salty. 446 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,271 It's from my tears. 447 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:51,059 Well, can you refire and hold the boo-hoo? 448 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,931 Why bother? Nothing has any meaning anymore. 449 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,891 Tell your tables to go home and eat a Hot Pocket. 450 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,023 Look, I know you're going through something, 451 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,156 but do you think you can pull it together? 452 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,853 You're right. I'm sorry. 453 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,638 I shouldn't do this in front of you, 454 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,553 given how you ache for me. 455 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,555 One more time. 456 00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,165 I do not love you. 457 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,472 I have no feelings for you whatsoever. 458 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:15,518 I am not aching for you in any way. 459 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,824 Oh, Christy. 460 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,001 Teach me how to pretend like you. 461 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,141 Captioning sponsored by CBS 462 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:34,145 and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 463 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:37,192 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org