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Tammy Diffendorf.

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Hey.

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Hey, Eve.

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Oh, I see you brought
your friend. Again.

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Not just friend. Advocate.

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You know, so you
can't plant drugs on her.

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I'm her parole officer.

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If she goes back to jail,
I look bad.

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Do ya? Or do you get a kickback
for feeding the machine?

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I brought you
my pay stubs,

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um, and gave them my urine
sample at the front desk.

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Clean handoff this
week-- no spillage.

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Um, Bonnie can vouch
for my AA meetings.

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Okay, Tammy...I took video,

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but just don't look
at the other people,

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'cause it's supposed
to be anonymous.

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Although there might be
a bass player

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from a sort of
famous band in there.

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[imitates bass slapping]
That's all you get.

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Okay, stop.

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Tammy...
I've got some news for you.

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I recommended you
for early release from parole.

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Seriously?

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You've been totally clean
for a year now.

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You've never missed
any of our appointments.

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You're one
of my success stories.

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Yeah. You're one
of our success stories.

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This is amazing.

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So when do we find out?

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I can put you in front
of a judge Tuesday at 10:00 a.m.

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Perfect.Ooh.

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10:00's not good for me.
Could we make it 11:30?

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This may stun you...

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but you're not required
for this.

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Eve, buddy,
this is our win.

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It doesn't happen
without you and me.

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And me.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Well, either way,
it's 10:00 a.m.

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I'll move some things around.

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Thanks, buddy.

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♪

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To Tammy Diffendorf,
free woman.

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Oh...ALL: To Tammy.

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Thanks, guys. It still
doesn't even seem real.

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I was in the courtroom.
It's real.

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And boring when
you're not the defendant.

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[laughs]Christy, I don't know why
you want to be a lawyer.

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So I can help people.

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[snoring]

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Well, you all helped me.
I would not

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be a free woman
if it weren't for you guys.

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ALL: Aw.

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But especially...

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Oh, right.
My higher power.

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Okay, and...

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Myself.Uh-huh. Also?

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Please thank my mom

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or we'll never
get through this moment.

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Bonnie, no,
it goes without saying.

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But you could say it.

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I would still be in jail
if you hadn't been there for me

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when I needed you.There it is. Mm.

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Salads for everyone.

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Hold on. Are you offering
to pay for lunch?

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As a matter of fact, I am.

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With a credit card from
a bank in this country

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with my real name on it.[laughs]

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Base salad only.
Nobody add protein.

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But I'm starving.

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Fine. I'll cover shrimp.

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But I'm allergic.

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Listen,
I have not been sleeping,

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so you will eat the shrimp
and you will love it.

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Then later, I'm
gonna use this

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to buy my husband a
spectacular birthday present.

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Something he wants
or something you want?

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Excuse me?

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That's what you do.

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When I turned six

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you gave me a coffeemaker.

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Because you made the coffee.

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And also, I was tired of seeing
you scald your little hands.

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That's why I don't have
a thumbprint.

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Happy birthday!

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Whoa!

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Open it.

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Wow. Okay.

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Let me take the bow
off for you.

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Ah, man, that's great.

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I know. Remember last month
when we were watching TV

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and there was a random guy
in the background

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and you said you loved
his jacket

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and I didn't even know
what you were talking about,

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so we went back and paused it?

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Also, I had no idea
our TV could do that.

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Anyway, this is that jacket.

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Oh.So you really like it?

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I do.
Thank you, honey.

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Put it on, put it on.

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Oh, my God.

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So hot. If I were
a few years younger,

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I'd be pregnant right now.

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"Inspected by 12."

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Aw, 12, he's the best.

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[laughs]
Birthday breakfast.

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Birthday boy gets

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whatever he wants.

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What hewants.

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You love it?

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I love you both.

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But the jacket more.
[clicks tongue]

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I did it!

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Did what?
Do I want to know?

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I gave Adam something he really
wanted for his birthday.

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Really? You're married
and you're still doing that?

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A gorgeous leather,
very expensive jacket.

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And you know it's classy
'cause they had

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the "can't steal it" wire
on it.

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And you know I'm classy
'cause I didn't steal it.

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Aw, Mom, good for you.

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This is gonna sound crazy,
but it almost feels like

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it's better giving a gift
than getting one.

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You mean it's better to give
than to receive?

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I like the way I said it.

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Aw, thanks.

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Where's your jacket?

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Babe, I'm still in my pajamas.

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But I want Christy to see it.

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Go get it.
No, you'll take forever.

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I'll go get it.

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I got you a card
and a couponOh...

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for one free consultation

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when I become a lawyer.Ah.

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Or, if I flunk out
of law school,

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one free hug.

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Which I will definitely need.

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Ah, you drew a little picture
of you with a briefcase.

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Yeah, and a scarf.
That's gonna be my thing.

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Oh. Thanks, Christy.

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All right, arms out.

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Let's get this bad boy
on this bad boy.

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Oh, wow, Mom, you did great.

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He looks fantastic.

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I did, didn't I?
He does, doesn't he?Yeah.

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I am delicious.

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What, you're taking it off?

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I'm gonna hop in the shower.
I love it. Thank you.

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Huh.What?

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Well, I just thought
he'd be a little more,

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you know,
"Pow. Nailed it.

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You're the best wife ever."

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Maybe a few tears of joy?

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Would it kill him?

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Want to see the coupon
I got him?

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[scoffs]
You need so much validation.

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All right,
tonight we live.

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Two words: Fancy Feast.

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Are you drooling,
Carlos Santana?

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I think you are.
And I don't blame you.

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You've got "Tuna Florentine
with garden greens

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in a delicate sauce."
Enjoy.

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What in the hot hell
is going on here?

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I'm feeding the cats.

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Tuna Florentine

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is for special occasions.

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Carlos, do not eat that.

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This is a special occasion.
I'm a free woman.

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They get sick if they eat
too much rich food.

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You know the rules.

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Aw, screw the rules.

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Poor things are trapped
in these four walls.

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They eat when you
tell them to eat,

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no one's allowed on the bed,

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and they all have to use
the same bathroom.

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Let 'em live.

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When you get your own cats,
you can do it your way.

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Spread the word. I'm leaving
a window open tonight.

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Wings, a beer, and a shot.

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Good morning.

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Ah, the one thing my wife
didn't get in the divorce:

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my drinking problem.Well...

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it's like they say:

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why is divorce so expensive?
'Cause it's worth it.

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Not that I would know.
I've never been married.

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How is that possible?

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Well, I never really met
the right guy, and also,

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I was in prison
for the last seven years.

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Ooh, tall and dangerous.

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And no longer on parole.

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I can do what I want
when I want, and who want.

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Tammy,

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can I see you for a sec?Ah.

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Uh-oh, boss is getting jealous.

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He should be.

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[laughs]Tammy.

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What?!

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Can I speak to you?

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[clears throat]

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What is your problem?
Mike's fed, watered

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and ready to sprout.

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That's my problem.

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The ink isn't dry
on his divorce.

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That's not a pool
you want to splash around in.

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A guy stuck
in an unhappy marriage

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who hasn't had
good sex in years?

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Fetch me my snorkel.

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Listen...

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Come on, he's-he's a regular.
It could get messy.

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If we do it right.

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As your boss,
can you just do what I say?

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Oh, sure.
You're the big boss man.

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You tell me
when to take my breaks,

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you force me to shove
my hair in a net,

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and now you're in charge
of my vagina?

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I-I don't think
I'm allowed to speak anymore.

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Good. Me and my vagina
are taking a break.

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Okay, wow, you said it again.

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Bonnie.Tammy.

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Hey, silly, look what
you left at home.

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But, babe,
it's-it's hot out today.

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But don't you want to
show it off to your friends?

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Sure, but I'm-I'm working,

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and I don't want
to get beer all over it and...

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Huh.

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What?

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I'm beginning to think
you don't like this jacket.

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I do. I really do.
I'll put it on.

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Well, now you're just
putting it on for me.

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Yes, I am, because
that's what you want.

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No. This is all about
what youwant.

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What's wrong?

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Oh, forget it, everything's
perfect, everything's fine.

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Well, at least
she didn't say vagina.

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I haven't been sleeping lately.

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Which is really frustrating,
because everything

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that used to make me sleepy
is a no-no.

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And by "everything,"
I mean booze and pills.

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And sometimes cocaine,
which didn't help,

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but it made it fun
to stay awake.

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I tried mint tea,
tried meditating.

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I even called a girlfriend
and listened to her

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drone on about her day.[gasps]

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Well, don't gasp.
Now everybody knows it was you.

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Oh, anyway,

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super sober and super tired.
Thanks.

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[applause]

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Aren't you hot
in that thing?

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Shut up.

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Who wants to share next?

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Bonnie, alcoholic.ALL: Hi, Bonnie.

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I bought this jacket
for my husband.

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There was nothing in it for me.

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No quid pro quo.

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Just an honest woman lovin'
on her man, but guess what?

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Turns out men don't care.
Mm-hmm.

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Write that down,
young'uns.

258
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,701
Don't care.

259
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,703
Should have bought him
the InstaPot that I wanted.

260
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,966
But I didn't, and you know why?

261
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,664
Because I've evolved.

262
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,709
So thank God for sobriety

263
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,450
and thank God my ingrate husband

264
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,757
and I are roughly the same size.

265
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,065
Who else wants...Tammy, alcoholic.

266
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,240
ALL:
Hi, Tammy.

267
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,328
Where do I start?

268
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,330
At the beginning, idiot.
Fine.

269
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,897
[clears throat]

270
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,377
Personally,
I'm doing pretty good.

271
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,726
I'm actually fantastic.

272
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,207
I just got off parole,
lost a lot of constraints.

273
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,513
But, um, I'm starting to realize

274
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,950
the whole world is a prison.

275
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,473
I mean, everyone's
always telling you

276
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,735
what to do and how to do it.

277
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:33,823
Like this meeting.

278
00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,695
It has to start
at a certain time.

279
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,305
The chairs have to be
in a circle

280
00:11:37,348 --> 00:11:39,699
instead of a triangle,
aka pyramid,

281
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,744
which is proven
to be more powerful,

282
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:45,835
My damn phone tells me
to stand up.

283
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,837
Even my car bosses me around.

284
00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,273
Beep, beep, beep,
put on your seatbelt.

285
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,884
Beep, beep, beep, you've arrived
at your destination.

286
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,930
I'll tell you when I've arrived
at my damn destination.

287
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,632
Hey, just take it off.Never.

288
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,112
TAMMY:
You people are all blind.

289
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,332
You don't see it but I do,
and I'm done.

290
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,465
Actually, if you could
be done, that'd be great.

291
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:10,251
The timer's already
gone off twice.

292
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,469
So?
I'm not finished talking.

293
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,689
Well, it's the rule.Oh, everybody hear that?

294
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,691
Warden Wendy's
cracking her whip.

295
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,258
No talking on the
way to the yard.

296
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,478
Ugh, honey, you know meetings
have rules for a reason.

297
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,567
Well, maybe I want
to change the rules.

298
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,047
Then we need to have
a business meeting

299
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,353
and take a group conscience.

300
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,789
Ugh.

301
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,443
And if you want to do that,
you have to make a motion.

302
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:29,879
You know what?
I'll give you a motion.

303
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,141
[blows raspberry]

304
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:41,543
Okay, who else
would like to share?

305
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,507
I'm worried about Tammy.
Do you think she's okay?

306
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,815
I drove by her and offered
to give her a ride.

307
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:56,340
She just flipped me off
and licked my window.

308
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,650
What am I missing?

309
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,479
I thought getting off parole
was supposed to be a good thing.

310
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,743
Oh, actually, it can be
a very scary time.

311
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,701
I remember when I finally
cleared parole.

312
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,268
All right, this is gonna be
a long one,

313
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,835
I can't take it.

314
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:28,198
All the freedom and the, uh,

315
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,635
lack of structure that I'd, uh,

316
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,987
been longing for
made my head spin.

317
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,466
It took a while before I really

318
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,859
felt comfortable.

319
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,600
We just have to be
patient with Tammy,

320
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:41,516
and support her
in whatever way we can.

321
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,648
Wow.

322
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,390
You're better than
Sleepytime Tea.

323
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:50,177
Charge your phone.
I'm calling you tonight.

324
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,184
[TV playing indistinctly]

325
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,670
I found someone
who likes the jacket.

326
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,718
Okay.

327
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,851
Let's talk about this.

328
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,896
What's to talk about?
I got you a jacket you wanted

329
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,767
and you hate it.
I'm good, you're bad, the end.

330
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,901
I'm sorry, babe.

331
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,685
It worked for the guy on TV,

332
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:23,732
but when I looked
at myself in the mirror...

333
00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,125
I felt ridiculous.

334
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,216
I'm not a kid
riding a motorcycle.

335
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,174
I'm 62.

336
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:34,438
And a man my age should not
be in that many zippers.

337
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,922
Oh, our first married birthday,

338
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,924
and I flubbed my chance.

339
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,665
No. You went to
a ton of trouble

340
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,449
to get me something
that I wanted.

341
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,798
That means a lot to me.

342
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,800
Really?Yeah.

343
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,715
You're the best.Aw.

344
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936
You know,

345
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,286
this is gonna sound so stupid,

346
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,724
but it's almost like
the actual gift didn't matter

347
00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:02,423
as much as the effort
I put into it.

348
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,859
Yeah.

349
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,992
Y-You mean it's the
thought that counts.

350
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,473
I like the way
I said it better.

351
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,913
Oh, break it up,
we got to go.

352
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,827
It's 3:00 a.m.,
where are we going?

353
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,699
Marjorie called,
she's freaking out,

354
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,874
Tammy never came home.

355
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,528
[sighs]
To the AA mobile.

356
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,139
What's going on with Tammy?

357
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,315
She's been weird at the bar.What'd she do?

358
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:28,144
She said a word
that I'm not comfortable with.

359
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,451
Twice.

360
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,062
Vagina.
He hates that word.

361
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,935
I don't blame him.

362
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,198
I really think we could
have done better there.

363
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,943
Do you think
Tammy's drinking?

364
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,161
I don't know.

365
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,555
My drinky sense
isn't tingling.

366
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:48,904
Mine is.

367
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,559
But it could be allergies.

368
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,040
Ugh.
God, I don't miss this.

369
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,389
Me either.

370
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,738
Driving around
looking for you.

371
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:59,306
Riding my bike
looking for you.

372
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,788
It's been a long time
since I stayed up all night

373
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,487
wondering when you're
gonna come home.

374
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,751
Every night you're home.

375
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,840
Every night.

376
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,062
Mom, I'm trying.

377
00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,586
Everyone's either married, gay,

378
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,153
or transitioning into someone

379
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,503
who is not interested in me.

380
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,985
I just hope she's not
doing something stupid.

381
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,902
I think I love you.

382
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513
I didn't come here to talk.

383
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,821
[knocking, pounding]

384
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,259
I'm coming, I'm coming.

385
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:42,784
Hey.

386
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:43,959
You were right.
I slept with Mike.

387
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,005
It got a little messy.
Is Bonnie here?

388
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,923
Oh, my God, I am so tired.

389
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,665
From now on,
if anybody has a crisis,

390
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:57,451
please do it during
normal business hours.

391
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,366
Oh, I'm loving it.

392
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:00,671
I was up anyways.

393
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:03,109
I'd rather be around you
guys than my thoughts.

394
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,242
[phone rings]It's her.

395
00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,765
Where are you?

396
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,116
Your place. Where are you?Your place.

397
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:11,856
Everyone's here.
We're all worried about you.

398
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,989
You should be.Did you drink?

399
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,339
No. It's not that.
I just really need your help.

400
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,558
Did she drink?
Yes or no?

401
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,039
No.You won't help me?

402
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,866
Of course I'll help you.

403
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,868
We all want to help her.
Put her on speaker.

404
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:27,307
I'm putting you on speaker,
so don't discuss Secret Santa.

405
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,526
Tammy, what's going on?

406
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,528
I don't know.
The last couple days,

407
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,661
my brain has been going
a hundred miles an hour,

408
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,793
and I just...
I can't slow it down.

409
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,273
Well, we're all
here for you.

410
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,970
TAMMY: Who's that?That was Wendy.

411
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,843
TAMMY: Who's that?That was Jill.

412
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,280
Okay, look, can everybody
just say their names

413
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:45,760
before they speak?

414
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:49,111
Bonnie, alcoholic.
Oh... Sorry, muscle memory.

415
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,852
Go on.

416
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,810
Okay, uh, look.
It's just so terrifying.

417
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,682
You know, I mean,
I've spent most of my life

418
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,944
in one system or another,

419
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,989
and they always
shoved rules down my throat.

420
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,600
I hated it.

421
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,341
But I also know
that without rules,

422
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,778
I can make the biggest mistakes
of my life.

423
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,128
And I know I've been
acting a little crazy.

424
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:09,653
Christy here.
Yes, you have.

425
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,090
This is Jill.

426
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,830
We just want
what's best for you.

427
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,746
Wendy. Mm-hmm.

428
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,403
You need to trust yourself more.
You've put in the work.

429
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,231
You know, you're not
the same person you were

430
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,625
when you robbed that steakhouse.
You can handle this.

431
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,192
Can I?

432
00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:29,717
Bonnie got out of her own head
by being there for you.

433
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,154
Maybe you need to do that
for somebody else.

434
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,853
You can probably tell
that was Marjorie, but I agree.

435
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,552
Okay, I don't hate that.
Keep talking.

436
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,468
Can I go back
to bed now?

437
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,035
You know what? I could
really use a cup of coffee.

438
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,916
I see some familiar faces.

439
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,788
Barb, I think you got out
ahead of me?

440
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,138
Sorry you're back.

441
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,271
For those of you
who don't know me, um,

442
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,708
I spent seven years inside.

443
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,101
Yeah, you might find my initials

444
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,755
carved in the wall
by the good phone.

445
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:12,194
But I got out, and recently
I got off parole.

446
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,935
And believe me, I never thought

447
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,198
that I would want
to come back here.

448
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,593
But I found AA here.

449
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,203
I'll never forget
my first meeting.

450
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,162
I just came to break my day up.

451
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,076
Maybe score a cookie.

452
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:28,602
I had no intention
of getting sober.

453
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,126
I would sit in that chair--
that chair right there--

454
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,867
and I would stare at that fan...

455
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,174
Oh, the fan's gone.

456
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,219
No wonder it's a little warm.

457
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,917
Anyway, I would sit there
and think,

458
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,833
"Why is my life such a mess?"

459
00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:45,096
But I kept coming back
to this meeting,

460
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,447
and I am so glad I did,

461
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,841
because it started to sink in.

462
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,844
And even before I left,
things just got better.

463
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,324
I mean, the showers

464
00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:58,066
were still an adventure, but...

465
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,068
suddenly I had hope.

466
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,244
And then,
when I got out,

467
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,073
the program really saved my ass.

468
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:07,684
And now I have these great women
in my life, you know?

469
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,946
Who, who...

470
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,166
who have my back,

471
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,776
talk me off a ledge, you know?

472
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,518
And keep me from
landing back here, like Barb.

473
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,911
Sorry, Barb.

474
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,305
Anyway...

475
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,743
I just want to say that it...

476
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:25,224
it works, if you work it.

477
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,879
And you're worth it.

478
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,455
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