1 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,749 You know, you might want to tell your bride 2 00:00:10,793 --> 00:00:13,404 about all the self-help books you own before you get married. 3 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:14,753 It was a phase. 4 00:00:14,797 --> 00:00:17,495 And did you ever find "the child within"? 5 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,583 Yeah, I married her. 6 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,498 [laughs] 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,892 You gonna comment on every box we're gonna unpack that's mine? 8 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:24,328 You're the one who married a child. 9 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:25,851 [chuckles softly] 10 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,679 Ooh. Patton, 11 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,725 The Dirty Dozen, The Great Escape. 12 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:32,771 We get it. You have a penis. 13 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:34,208 If you're only finding that out now, 14 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,818 I'm doing something wrong. 15 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:38,342 Ooh, Oscar alert. 16 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,083 Street Racer 2. 17 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,476 That's not the actual movie. 18 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,478 That's just some video with me and my stunt buddies 19 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,045 screwing around on set. 20 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,047 Oh, we got to fire that up.We do? 21 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,310 Everyone said I was crazy to save this VCR machine. 22 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,486 Who's crazy now? 23 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:54,706 Oh, where's my phone, where's my phone, where's my phone? 24 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,925 In your hand, in your hand, in your hand. 25 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:58,536 Oh. Yes, thank you. 26 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,538 [sighs] Now, where are my keys? 27 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:03,193 Check it out. We're gonna watch some of Adam's old home movies. 28 00:01:03,237 --> 00:01:05,891 Can't. I have to pick up my boss's dry cleaning. 29 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,458 Some would say demeaning. 30 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:11,114 I say phase one of my rocket ride to the top. 31 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:14,509 Optimism, the sober woman's cocaine. 32 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:15,640 [chuckles] 33 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,903 Oh, look at you. 34 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:21,037 So cute in your little race car outfit. 35 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,604 That's a certified fireproof racing suit. 36 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,258 Men have died in those. 37 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:27,043 [baby talk]: And I just want to eat up your little face in it. 38 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,438 Oh, my God. 39 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:31,787 [laughing] 40 00:01:31,830 --> 00:01:34,355 Hey. You're walking. 41 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,052 Yeah, I used to walk. I used to run. 42 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,533 I used to dance like a white guy. 43 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,017 [exhales] Still got it. 44 00:01:45,061 --> 00:01:48,151 Check out all the girls. They're all over you. 45 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,631 Is that Cheryl Ladd? 46 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:50,936 No, it's her stunt double. 47 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,503 But after a few beers, 48 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:54,201 it's Cheryl Ladd. 49 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,076 What am I doing? I got to go. 50 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,077 Oh. Good. 51 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,644 Yes, I am wearing a bra. 52 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,515 Onward! 53 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,475 Okay, 54 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:10,260 let's take all these boxes and stuff 'em under the bed 55 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,002 with the rest of the stuff I don't know why I keep. 56 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:14,308 Yeah. 57 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:16,310 [grunts] Coming. 58 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,789 [Adam clears throat on TV] 59 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,095 I'm about to make someone 60 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,444 who went to Yale Drama School 61 00:02:20,488 --> 00:02:22,229 look like they know how to drive a race car. 62 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:24,274 [chuckles] On fire. 63 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,321 Got the bra. 64 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,236 Forgot the panties. 65 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:31,760 So... 66 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,805 ♪ 67 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,468 Christy, where the hell's my dry cleaning? 68 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,689 Christy!I'm here! I'm here! 69 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:52,302 Stupid avocado toast took a big green dump on my blouse. 70 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:55,653 I'm so sorry. My car broke down...Blouse. 71 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:58,874 So it got towed to a shop in the middle of nowhere, 72 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,398 and I think I saw a guy playing banjo. 73 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:03,400 And, of course, I couldn't get an Uber, 74 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:04,793 so I had to take the bus, and... 75 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,751 Buttons.Yep. Yeah. 76 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:09,624 Okay. And I was so surprised, 77 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,191 because it's a fairly new car. 78 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:12,757 Move with me.Yeah. 79 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,846 Um, I bought it from my ex-husband, 80 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,066 which, I don't know...Will you shut up? 81 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:20,939 I just texted "I bought it from my ex-husband" to a judge. 82 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,463 Where is my coffee? 83 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:24,160 Um, well, again, 84 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:28,251 uh, my car is broken down and so I couldn't get it. 85 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:30,253 Well, it better be on my desk by the time I get back. 86 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:31,950 If I don't have my coffee, 87 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:33,604 I'm mean.Uh-huh. 88 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,127 Hey. 89 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,781 I'm still a woman. 90 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:39,436 Yes, sir. 91 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:48,184 Well, I got nothing to talk about today. 92 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,491 Okay. 93 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,858 So, what's the deal? 94 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:12,121 You don't say anything until I can't stand the silence 95 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,514 and then I start yapping about myself? 96 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,907 That's, uh, what they teach you in shrink school? 97 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,257 First day. 98 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:19,041 [chuckles] 99 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,347 Well, not for nothing, 100 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:22,262 I saw Adam walking. 101 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,915 In an old videotape. 102 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,874 He's in a wheelchair, you know. 103 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:29,138 Yes, I know. I actually listen when you speak. 104 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,096 So, seeing Adam walk, 105 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,359 how did that make you feel? 106 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:33,925 Shrink school day two? 107 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,232 We all come in pretty much knowing that one. 108 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,582 Uh... 109 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:41,585 it made me feel like Adam and I don't talk 110 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,587 about how the accident made him feel. 111 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,241 You've never discussed it? 112 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,547 Early on. 113 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,331 He told me he flew off a cliff on a snowboard 114 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,680 and snapped his vertebrae. 115 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,465 But he, you know, made it sound sexy and cute, 116 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:53,031 like first date banter. 117 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:55,033 But nothing since then? 118 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:57,166 I make jokes when we watch Wile E. Coyote. 119 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:59,299 Like when he runs off the cliff but he doesn't realize it 120 00:04:59,342 --> 00:05:01,431 till he looks down and then he holds up a sign 121 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,564 that says, "Yikes." [laughs] 122 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,826 Yeah, 123 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,828 Adam doesn't laugh either. 124 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:09,439 The thing is... [sighs] 125 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:12,094 he never gets real about what happened. 126 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,356 He may not want to. 127 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,357 What's your point? 128 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,360 He... may... not... 129 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,710 want... to. 130 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,451 But Iwant to. 131 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,105 I'm his wife. 132 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:26,369 We should be able to talk about something as important as this. 133 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,892 But if he doesn't, you have to respect his wishes 134 00:05:27,936 --> 00:05:28,893 and accept that. 135 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:29,938 [blows raspberry] 136 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,200 Okay, that's one. 137 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:33,028 You know you're only allowed two per session. 138 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,551 [sighs] The thing is, 139 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:36,205 I don't want to be married to someone who's an island. 140 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,598 I want a real partner. 141 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,817 Do you know I've never seen him cry? 142 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:43,343 Well, once-- when he heard the Raiders were moving to Vegas. 143 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:46,520 That was a hard day for a lot of people. 144 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,261 I just wish he would open up to me more. 145 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,874 What are you smirking at? You think this is funny? 146 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,702 I just think it's funny 147 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,704 that you thought you had nothing to talk about. 148 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:57,922 [blows raspberry] 149 00:05:58,706 --> 00:05:59,837 [sputtering] No, no. 150 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,840 It's a bug in my mouth. [sputters] 151 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,494 Britney! 152 00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:05,887 Almond milk latte! 153 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,497 Britney! 154 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,020 Excuse me. I've been waiting. 155 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:11,022 I'm in a real rush here. 156 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:12,546 So is everybody, darling. 157 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,200 Well, darling, not everybody's gonna get yelled at 158 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,159 the way I'm gonna get yelled at. 159 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:18,465 Like I'm getting yelled at now? 160 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,466 Leslie! 161 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,163 Caramel macchiato! 162 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,164 Leslie! 163 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,426 Seriously? 164 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,124 Who's Leslie banging to get her drink first? 165 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:29,084 Oh, hey. Leslie. 166 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:31,739 Look, the next one better be "Veronica! 167 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,001 "Triple shot espresso! 168 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,263 Veronica!" 169 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:35,656 What is taking you so long? 170 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:37,222 I have circled the block, double-parked 171 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,441 and bought a pair of shoes. 172 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,703 You like?Bevel. 173 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,966 Love.Thanks. 174 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,403 Don't be nice to him. 175 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,493 He's skipping me on purpose because he's a giant ass. 176 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:49,191 My ass is tiny and perfect. 177 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,715 [phone chimes][gasps] Look at that. 178 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,761 "Where's my coffee?" All caps. 179 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,676 All caps!Getting loud. 180 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:56,677 Veronica! 181 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,982 Triple shot espresso 182 00:06:58,026 --> 00:06:59,157 with oat milk and caramel drizzle! 183 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,595 Veronica! 184 00:07:01,638 --> 00:07:03,466 Not drizzle. Pump. 185 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,511 I said "pump"! 186 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,077 You said "drizzle." 187 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:08,428 She wants caramel pump. 188 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,733 Pump! 189 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:11,518 Pump, pump, pump! 190 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,694 Pump! Okay. 191 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,260 Careful, honey, you're about to go viral, 192 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,958 and you are not having a good hair day. 193 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:18,438 You're really not. 194 00:07:20,962 --> 00:07:22,485 [chuckles] 195 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,706 So, that videotape this morning, 196 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:28,491 that must've brought back memories. 197 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,666 I guess. 198 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,670 Misty watercolored? 199 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,630 What? 200 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:37,979 It's part of a song. 201 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,633 Oh. 202 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:42,331 ♪ Memories 203 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:48,163 ♪ Sometimes tough to talk about ♪ 204 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:53,298 ♪ But it's healthy to discuss it ♪ 205 00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:54,604 ♪ The way 206 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:57,564 ♪ You were. 207 00:07:58,608 --> 00:07:59,827 I'm not sure why you're singing, 208 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,176 but I'm good. 209 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:03,526 Good. Good. 210 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,572 Goody, goody, good, good. 211 00:08:11,142 --> 00:08:12,753 BONNIE: Stop it. 212 00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,364 Don't say anything else. 213 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,758 Go full Trevor on his ass. 214 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,024 The uncomfortable silence will drive him crazy, 215 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,069 and he'll start yapping. 216 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,420 Just be patient. 217 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,292 He'll crack. 218 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,730 Live in the silence. 219 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:41,651 ♪ Live in the freakin' silence♪ 220 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:46,438 ♪ Mm...♪ 221 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,747 Am I crazy or do I sound like Adele? 222 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,579 I should cut a demo. 223 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:01,453 He didn't say anything for a half hour. 224 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,455 He just sat there. Wouldn't even talk to me. 225 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,761 Who does that? 226 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,328 Side note, if I had a cabaret, 227 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,417 sang a few songs, would you guys come? 228 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,420 Ugh. 229 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,770 I bet you already ordered, right? 230 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,598 'Cause, God forbid, you wait for us. 231 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,078 We haven't ordered yet. 232 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:18,470 Yeah, 'cause we're late. 233 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,081 Just get off my back. 234 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,648 What's your problem? 235 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:25,173 Abort, abort. Do not poke the honey badger. 236 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,044 Guess who got kicked out of the only place 237 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,524 my boss likes her coffee. 238 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,395 How do you get kicked out of a coffee shop? 239 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,962 A homeless guy lives in ours. 240 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,051 You have to go to him for the bathroom key. 241 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,270 It wasn't my fault. 242 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,707 This barista was being crazy rude, 243 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,535 and I told him off. 244 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,971 That doesn't sound like you. 245 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,190 Oh, it's her. 246 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,844 Ever since she started working for Veronica, 247 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,585 it's like living in a horror movie. 248 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,890 Want to start with me? 249 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,544 'Cause I'll end it. 250 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,939 See? She's like a possessed doll. 251 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,071 Know what I think? 252 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,899 Oh, and now this one. 253 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,598 It's not just Christy. 254 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,687 Everybody's angry these days. 255 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,036 I can't even watch the news 256 00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,907 without throwing something at the TV. 257 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,562 Last night, she clipped me in the head with an orange. 258 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,129 Eh, it was just a Cutie. 259 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,521 Yeah, but you threw a fastball, 260 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:12,089 and you know I have a tender scalp. 261 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,482 JILL: Oh, common courtesy's 262 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,657 a thing of the past. 263 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,267 God forbid, you don't hit the gas 264 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,921 as soon as the light turns green. 265 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:21,272 The other day, a woman cut me off and called me a whore. 266 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:24,275 You shouldn't have to hear that when you're fully dressed. 267 00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,978 [clears throat] I'm about to make someone... 268 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,110 [clicks off video] 269 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,025 Hey. 270 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,244 What are you doing? 271 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,638 Nothing. Just thinkin' my thoughts. 272 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,210 You were watching that video again? 273 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,516 Yeah, you know me. 274 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,692 I love showbiz. 275 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,086 I want to see how the sausage is made. 276 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,522 You... 277 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,524 behind the scenes. 278 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,612 Walking. 279 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,831 Were you walking? 280 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,789 Wait. I guess you were. 281 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,530 Come on, Bonnie, just be honest. 282 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,705 About what? 283 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,446 You wish I was still that guy. 284 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,143 That's insane. 285 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,710 Well, then why do you keep watching it? 286 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,843 I don't know. 287 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,975 I do, and I don't appreciate you lying to me. 288 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,324 Why don't you just admit it-- 289 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,761 you wish that I could still walk. 290 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,588 No, I don't.Yeah, you do. 291 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,548 No, I don't! I just feel sad for you. 292 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,121 Well, you know what? 293 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,601 Watching you stumble through your life... 294 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,693 ...I feel sad for you, too. 295 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,185 He said he felt sad for me. 296 00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,579 Well, perhaps you hurt his feelings 297 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,015 when you said you felt sad for him, 298 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,495 and he was merely retaliating. 299 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,889 No, no, no. The truth finally came out under pressure. 300 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,064 It always does. 301 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,718 That's just your interpretation. 302 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,024 No, no, no, no, no! 303 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,417 No! 304 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,115 You should have seen him in this video. 305 00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,596 He was full of life, having fun, laughing, 306 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,598 gorgeous women draped all over him. 307 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,034 He's got to miss that. 308 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,210 We all miss aspects of our youth. 309 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,212 When you're young, untethered, 310 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,258 you can just head up to Vancouver 311 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,827 for a weekend of windsurfing with your buddies. 312 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,786 Adam says I wish he was still that guy, but the truth is, 313 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,484 he wishes he was that guy, with one of those girls. 314 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,486 I think we've uncovered the real reason 315 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,227 why you're obsessed with this video. 316 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,273 We? I've been doing all the heavy lifting. 317 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,405 You were windsurfing somewhere. 318 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,059 Bonnie, do you think it's possible 319 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,670 that you're afraid that Adam wouldn't have chosen you 320 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,324 if he could still walk? 321 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,286 Oh, my God. You're right. 322 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,505 He'd never be with me. 323 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,899 No, that's not what I said. 324 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,510 I said you're afraid of that.You totally nailed it. 325 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:55,339 "Walking Adam" would be with perfect Cheryl Ladd, 326 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,689 not nutbag Bonnie Plunkett. 327 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,257 Cheryl Ladd? From Charlie's Angels? 328 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,564 I was his last-call, closing-time pickup. 329 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,174 I'm in a pity marriage. 330 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,610 Again, not what I said. 331 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:08,309 You know, just when I think you're a fraud, you have 332 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:11,051 these amazing revelations. 333 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,661 TREVOR: Don't even respond. 334 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,489 Just let her punch herself out. 335 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,100 She'll get tired eventually. 336 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:19,842 Cheryl Ladd. 337 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,453 Wonder if I still have that poster. 338 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,809 Hey, Sean! 339 00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,464 Listen... 340 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,772 I know things got a little out of hand the other day. 341 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,861 How about we start fresh? 342 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,515 Nope. You're banned. 343 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,646 Excuse me? 344 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,910 Banned. Rubber banned. 345 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,868 Boys in the Banned. 346 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,958 One Time at Banned Camp. 347 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,786 Sean... 348 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,832 You can't ban me. 349 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,659 I'm lovable. 350 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,835 Not so much. 351 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,010 Nicholas! 352 00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:00,013 Mochachino! Nicholas! 353 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:03,190 Come on, come on, we can work this out. 354 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,582 We got to stick together. 355 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:08,195 We're both tiny cogs in the big machine. 356 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,414 Well, when you put it that way... 357 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,460 still banned! 358 00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,897 Well, in that case... 359 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,899 Banned on the Run! 360 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,945 Hey, that's not yours! 361 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,598 That's Nicholas's! 362 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:28,476 Ooh, the good stuff beforewe open. 363 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,565 Are you celebrating, or is it a cry for help? 364 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,132 It's about Bonnie. 365 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,221 Cry for help. Got it. 366 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,876 She found a stupid old tape of me before the accident, 367 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,182 and she keeps watching it over and over again. 368 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,010 Oh, yeah, she told us about that. 369 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,447 Of course she did, 'cause she wishes I could still walk. 370 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,622 No, she doesn't. 371 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,928 Bonnie's crazy about you. 372 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,756 You're the only thing she talks about. 373 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,713 Nice try. 374 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,063 No, it's true. 375 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,717 The others get sick of it, but I don't. 376 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,636 No, Bonnie would love you even if you were just a head. 377 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,901 'Cause, you know... you have classic features. 378 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,380 Yeah, but up until now, 379 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,817 she didn't have the old me to compare it to. 380 00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,211 Adam, all she wants is for you to open up to her 381 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,430 and talk about how you feel. 382 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:10,953 That's all any of us want from you men. 383 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,563 Just let us in, damn it! 384 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,870 Why are you getting angry?I don't know! It's going around! 385 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,490 What is that? 386 00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,971 What remains of your coffee 387 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,626 after I got tackled on a sidewalk 388 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:35,021 by a surprisingly strong barista. 389 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:41,375 Honestly, a trained poodle could do your job better. 390 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:49,078 You know, I am doing the best I can, 391 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,124 and I would appreciate it 392 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:54,127 if you didn't belittle me anymore. 393 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,737 Oh, God. 394 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:59,480 My assistant has feelings andI don't have coffee. 395 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:03,832 Christy, I am at the gym at 6:00 a.m. every morning, 396 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:07,053 punching a heavy bag to get my frustrations out, 397 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,664 so I can suffer through another 12-hour day 398 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,710 of coddling clients and sucking up to judges. 399 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,539 So when I "belittle" you, be grateful. 400 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:18,978 Because what I really want to do 401 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,588 is wring your ridiculously tiny neck. 402 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,242 Seriously, it's smaller than a sparrow's. 403 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:26,637 How does your head not just flop around all over the place? 404 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:30,554 I'm gonna ask to be transferred to another lawyer. 405 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,253 Why? You're not happy? 406 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,255 No! 407 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,171 I gave you advice. 408 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,869 Why not just say "thank you" and take it? 409 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:41,739 What? 410 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,785 Gain weight in my neck? 411 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,744 No. Go to a gym. 412 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,529 Punch a bag, sack up, 413 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,097 come back here and do your job without whining. 414 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,751 I can't afford a gym membership. 415 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,754 Oh, my God, fine. I'll give you a freakin' raise. 416 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,933 Really? 417 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,761 Yes. Get out. 418 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,286 And take your dirty street coffee with you. 419 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,691 [door unlocking] 420 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,830 Hey. 421 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,834 What are you doing up? 422 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,098 [exhales] 423 00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,795 I met with my therapist today, 424 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:41,495 and, um, everything has become very clear to me. 425 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,714 If you want out of this marriage, 426 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,847 I totally understand. 427 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:50,243 What are you talking about? 428 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:54,116 Trevor made me realize that if you could still walk, 429 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,684 you would be with someone else. 430 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:58,164 Your therapist said that? 431 00:17:58,207 --> 00:18:00,079 His exact words. 432 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,651 Obviously, if the accident hadn't happened, 433 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,307 you'd be with one of those women in the video, not... 434 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:14,136 someone like me. 435 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,791 [sighs]: Okay, first of all... 436 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,576 the women in the video... 437 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,797 Rebecca was a coke addict, Laura was a coke addict, 438 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,930 and Jenny was a practicing witch. 439 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,107 And a coke addict. 440 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,021 Second of all, 441 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,720 the Adam you saw in that video... 442 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,463 Not a good guy. 443 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,725 I don't believe it. 444 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,683 You're just trying to make me feel better. 445 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:42,425 One of the reasons I don't talk about those years, Bonnie, 446 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:45,385 is because it reminds me of who I was back then. 447 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,517 Which was what? 448 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,564 A guy that didn't treat women very well. 449 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,785 The accident, as awful as it was... 450 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,352 [wry chuckle] 451 00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,485 ...I got humbled. 452 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,010 I guess that's where I come in? 453 00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:05,883 It is, because that guy wouldn't have deserved you. 454 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,624 This guy does. 455 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:12,325 I mean, think about it. 456 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:13,630 We've both changed. 457 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,632 If I met you before you got sober, 458 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,373 how would that have worked out? 459 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,809 [clicks tongue] 460 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,553 Oh... honey, ha, 461 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:27,253 I would have left your bleached bones by the highway. 462 00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:30,081 So you think maybe we found each other 463 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,692 at the right time? 464 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,829 Yes. 465 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,179 [chuckles] 466 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,747 I can't wait to tell Trevor how wrong he was. 467 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:54,236 You don't know how to cross-reference a file! 468 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:58,066 [grunts] You call me on the weekends! 469 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:01,809 You don't know how to spell "affidavit"! 470 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,378 [gasping breaths] 471 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:09,730 A-F-F-I-D- 472 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,558 A-D-I- 473 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,342 T! 474 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,785 She's just a patient! 475 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,613 She does not define you! 476 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,095 You're not a fraud. 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