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You know, we make
a big deal around here

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when we've been sober
for three months.

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I just want to say I've been
in a committed relationship

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for three months.
Where's my chip?

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Really? She wants a boyfriend and
a chip?

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I'm just enjoying that she's
missing a button on her blouse.

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JILL: I mean,
it's going so well

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it's making me nervous.

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We do have our problems.

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Andy's a cop,
so watching police shows

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has become incredibly annoying.

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He's all, "That's not how
we search somebody.

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No cop I know can run for five
blocks, then jump a fence."

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And then my alcoholic brain
starts thinking,

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"Is this the thing that's gonna

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make me have to
break up with him?"

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'Cause it's got to be something.

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So I call Marjorie,

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and she says I should
just focus on the fact

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that I'm in a healthy
relationship

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with a good man
who's crazy about me.

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If anybody knows
how the hell to do that,

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talk to me after.
Thanks.

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[applause]

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Who else would like to share?

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Mary.
Hi, I'm Mary, and
I'm an alcoholic.

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Hello, Mary.

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MARY: I had hoped
the autumn winds

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would bring a little
change in my life.

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Instead, I'm just
sad and chilly.

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This program has really
helped me get my life together.

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I wish my family would
follow my lead.

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I have to call my daughter
by 8:00 a.m.,

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otherwise she's too drunk
to carry on a conversation.

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And my grandson Todd
got arrested again.

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For stealing a car this time.

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At least he's thinking bigger.

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But I don't have
money for bail,

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let alone a lawyer.

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You know, in the past,

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I'd be all worked up
over that.

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But now I trust that
my higher power has a plan.

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[laughs]:
So no need to worry.

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God's got his eye on Mary.
Thank you.

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[applause]Hi. Bonnie, alcoholic.

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Sorry, that's all
the time we have.

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What?

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ALL:
God, grant me the serenity...

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Don't worry, I'm totally okay
with the fact

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that you hogged all the time.

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Mom!

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...and the wisdom
to know the difference.

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Hi. I'm Bonnie,
and I'm an alcoholic.What are you doing?

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I had a rough morning,
and I'm not leaving

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until you people
hear about it.

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Nothing triggers me more
than when people blame me

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for something that I didn't do.

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So I'm at the grocery store,
and I pick up one lime,

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and it starts a lime avalanche.

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And then the produce guy
looks at me

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like I should pick them up.

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I don't work there.
I didn't build

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the structurally unsound
lime pyramid.

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Hey, Mary, wake it up.
I'm telling my story.

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Mary. Oh, my God!

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Mary, are you all right?

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Marjorie, call 911.

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♪

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I should have been able
to do more to help her.

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I mean, I'm a nurse,
for God's sake.

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She had an aneurism, there's
nothing you could have done.

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Maybe we should all find
peace in the fact that

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Mary passed away sober
and surrounded by friends

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who cared about her.

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[slurping loudly]

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Sorry, this is my first
sober person death, and I...

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I didn't realize how festive

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a strawberry milkshake
would look.

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I can't believe
how sudden it was.

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Why am I so sad?
I barely knew her.

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Maybe that's why.

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I barely knew her,
and now I never will.

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Mary's last moment
on this earth

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was me being mean to her.

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I'm a horrible person.

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Nothing?

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No comfort from anyone?

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Mary knew not to take
what you said personally.

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She probably just tuned you out,
like the rest of us do.

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You open your mouth, and all
I hear is an air conditioner.

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That's the comfort I was
looking for. Thank you.

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You know, her share today
was the most positive

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I've ever heard her.

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Yeah, because she thought
God had a plan for her.

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And he did. He was
gonna kill her.

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I don't think
that's how it works.

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You know, when you
think about it,

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God has a plan
to kill all of us.

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It's just a matter
of where and when.

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[slurping loudly]

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And how. Also how.

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[slurping]

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Hey, what are you doing up?

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Well, I had coffee
too late in the day,

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and also,
our friend died suddenly.

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That led to questioning
God's plan for me,

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and whether I should
trust this guy.

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Really?
You used to buy drugs

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from a guy without a nose,

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but you're running
a background check on God?

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I'm just trying to make sense
out of Mary's death.

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And I'm-I'm thinking that,
you know,

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maybe I can help her grandson
out with his case.

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Wait, this is the same
grandson who robbed us?

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Maybe after that, you can
take a Nazi to Disneyland.

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Please go back to bed.

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No. I'll just lie there
beating myself up

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for being a jerk
to Mary.

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I wish I could apologize.

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You can.

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Like talking to the dead?

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I only 80% believe
in that stuff.

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Unless you move this glass
right now, Mary!

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Yeah, now I'm at 75.

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I'm talking about
a living amends.Never heard of it.

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Really? Because people
share about it

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all the time at meetings.

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Honey, I listen to you,
Tammy and sometimes Jill,

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if she's wearing
a bright color.

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It's a thing where
if you can't

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make a direct amends to
the person you harmed,

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you take a kinder attitude
with everyone else.

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What, I was mean to Mary,

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so now I got to be nice
to a bunch of randos?

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Or just people you know.
Or live with.

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Ugh, let me try
talking to Mary first.

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Mary, I am sorry for
being rude to you.

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If we're good, I'm gonna
need you to move this glass.

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She says we're good,
and I can stay mean.

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Mary, are you gonna
haunt my mother

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if she's not nice
to everyone else?

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Ooh, she's here.

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VERONICA:
Christy!
I'm here.

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Christy!
I'm here.

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Christy!I'm here.

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Oh. Good morning.

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I'm working
from the floor today.

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Okay. Here's your smoothie.

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You'll need to hold it
up to my mouth.

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Don't look at me when you do it.

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It'll make me feel vulnerable.

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No, that's my eye.
Find my mouth.

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Ah.

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Are you all right?

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I am not. Last night,
while under the influence

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of a particularly zippy strain
of sativa,

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my Tinder date and I
made the ill-advised decision

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to tape folders to our feet
and ski down the stairs.

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We terrified my dog,
and I tweaked my back.

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Then we had sex and
I destroyed my back.

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Oh! Oh! Spasm.
Help me up!

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Ow.
Sorry.

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Ow.Sorry.

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Ow. Oh!
Sorry.

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That feels good.
Stay right there.

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Ah.

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While I have you,
can I ask a quick favor?

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Well played.

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I'm-I'm trying to help out
a friend's grandson

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who just got arrested.

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Do you know a criminal lawyer
who might be able

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to handle it pro bono?

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I'll do it.You will?

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All of the partners are required
to do pro bono work.

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This is a great opportunity
for you to do mine.

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I'm still in law school.

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You think I'm ready
to handle my own case?

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Oh, God, no. I just don't care
how this turns out.

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So, is this the rest of my day?

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Yep. Stop moving my head
with your boobs.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I was gonna sit there,
but then I realized

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that's where Mary sat,

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and I didn't want to sit
on her spirit.

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Like I did when she was alive.

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Again, nothing?

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Look, I admit I did not
treat her well,

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but I'm trying to
make up for it.

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To that end, I think
we should leave this chair empty

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to honor Mary.

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Oh, Mary would love that.

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I'm barely holding it together.
Can we not talk about Mary?

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Speaking of Mary,

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I called her daughter,
and she said

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they're not planning
to have a memorial.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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It is. So I'm gonna throw one.

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My way of getting to know
her a little better.

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That is such a loving
and kind thing to do.

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Are you being mean?

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I'm being sincere.

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Yeah. Still can't tell.

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This Mary thing's really
scrambled my eggs.

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I mean, I know she was way older
than the rest of us...

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I think she was a couple
years younger than Marjorie.

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What?!
Yup.

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It's not just Marjorie's
clothes that make her old,

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it's actual time.

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Sorry. New to nice.

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I've never thought
about this,

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but Marjorie could go
at any minute.

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Oh, yeah, she's definitely next.

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Damn it.

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Just knock on the door
when you're done.

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Thank you.

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Hello, Mr. Davis.

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My friends call me Stink.

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Well, how about we
split the difference

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and call you Todd?

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My name is Christy Plunkett,

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and I am here to offer you
legal representation.

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You're a lawyer?

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00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,869
Not yet, but I work
for a really mean one,

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which sucks for me
but could be great for you.

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I was also a friend
of your grandma's.

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I'm very sorry for your loss.

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00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,749
Thanks. You know
who's getting her TV?

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I don't.

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As my sort of lawyer,
could you find out?

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Sure.

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Oh, I also want her microwave.

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It's got a button
with a popcorn picture on it.

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There's one for a potato, too,
but it doesn't work as good.

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You know, I was there
when your grandmother died.

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She loved you so much.

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In fact, her last words
were about you.

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That's nice.
Hey, can I have your bra?

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Nothing weird.
I'm just gonna sell it to a guy.

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He'll probably
do something weird with it.

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You know what?
I amgonna call you Stink.

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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,578
Hey, Veronica,
do you have a minute...?

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00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,189
Oh, that's new.

243
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,712
It just got delivered.

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00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,541
I'm hoping to do three to four
miles per conference call.

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00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,065
So you're feeling better?

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00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:18,373
Either that, or I'm super high
on painkillers. Maybe both.

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Anyway, I went to the jail
and interviewed Todd.

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Ah. Interval training.

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Just keep going.

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I'm talking to you and myself.

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I don't think we should
represent this guy.

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He's definitely guilty
and a total scumbag.

253
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,001
Ugh, this thing wants me
to climb a mountain now?

254
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,091
Christy, take over until
it flattens out again.

255
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,180
I don't see how that would...Take over!

256
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,009
[sighs]

257
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,055
Christy...

258
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,062
...people who need lawyers

259
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,020
tend to be people
who make bad choices.

260
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,414
So, do we judge bad choices?

261
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,764
No, we love bad choices,

262
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:04,593
because they pay for our shoes
and food and vacations.

263
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:07,683
Do you like shoes and food
and vacations?

264
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,643
Not these shoes, not right now.

265
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:16,997
It's just, I know he's gonna
get out and steal again,

266
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,999
I can just tell.

267
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,871
Well, look, in our justice
system, everyone is entitled

268
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,047
to a competent defense--
that's the bottom line.

269
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,397
If you don't believe in that,
you shouldn't be a lawyer.

270
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,270
Yeah, you're right.

271
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,098
Ooh! It's leveling again.

272
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,839
Your turn.Nope, I got to pee.

273
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,842
Keep it going.

274
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,845
I said keep it going!

275
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:40,368
[moans]

276
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,979
And who has the BLT and fries?

277
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,328
That's me.

278
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,026
A BLT andfries?

279
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,723
Why don't you just vape
on a scooter

280
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,334
while not being vaccinated?

281
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,862
It's turkey bacon.

282
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,038
Liar. That's real bacon.

283
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,387
No, it's turkey.

284
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,564
Seriously? This is delicious.

285
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,131
Fake bacon's come a long way.

286
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:06,133
Next time, perhaps you should
think about trusting

287
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,917
our friend Marjorie.

288
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:14,358
Thank you, Bonnie.

289
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,708
I appreciate your
new attitude.

290
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,362
Good 'cause it's about
as comfortable

291
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:20,408
as passing a kidney stone.

292
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,847
Yay, Christy's here.

293
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,980
I know that came out phony,
but I meant it.

294
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,720
How did court go?

295
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,679
[exhales]
It was a disaster.

296
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:33,464
Oh. You'll win
next time, sweetie.

297
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,944
No, we won.

298
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,251
A man who prefers
to be called Stink

299
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,296
is now back on the streets.

300
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,212
Clearly, God's plan for me
is to be a terrible person

301
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,519
who sets other
terrible people free.

302
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:46,956
Well, do you think
he's gonna come

303
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,436
to his grandmother's memorial?

304
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,134
'Cause that'll change
the head count for the caterers.

305
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:54,659
Nothing is worse than
running out of crab legs.

306
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,705
What about dying?

307
00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:00,317
Crab legs?
You're really going all out.

308
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,667
Everybody deserves a big
party when they're dead.

309
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,366
This could be my new career.
Dead people party planner.

310
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:06,846
[chuckles]

311
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,543
I love that for you.

312
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,719
I mean, you should work
on the name, but yeah.

313
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,764
You being mean?

314
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:14,810
I don't even know anymore.

315
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:26,343
Other than Todd contaminating
the chocolate fountain,

316
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,172
this is just beautiful, Jill.

317
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,349
I know. It's perfect.

318
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,699
It's just, I put this whole
thing together for Mary,

319
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,005
but I didn't know her at all,

320
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,833
so I picked all
the things I like

321
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,923
and now I feel like
I'm at my own funeral.

322
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,838
It's okay.
You're still alive.

323
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,710
See? Not your picture.

324
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,799
Yeah, well, I can't go
through this again.

325
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,453
Since most of y'all are
gonna die before me,

326
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,803
I need to know your favorite
flower, hors d'oeuvres and song.

327
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:56,373
Daffodil, corn nuts,
and "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe.

328
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,855
Mm. It's your funeral.

329
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,249
[gasps] That could be
the name of my company.

330
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,773
Hold on, where's Wendy?

331
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:07,123
Did you notice
I noticed that all by myself?

332
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,603
This is working.

333
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,474
I haven't seen her all week.

334
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,954
And she didn't respond
to the e-vite.

335
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,044
I'm gonna call her.
Does anyone know her number?

336
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,178
[gasps]
My God. Marjorie.

337
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,527
Marjorie!What?

338
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,007
What?[sighs]

339
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,356
I thought you were dead.

340
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,662
I was praying.

341
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,664
It's a very similar look.

342
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,798
Yesterday you thought I was dead
because I took a nap.

343
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,974
This morning you thought
I was dead because I didn't

344
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,150
"make enough noise
in the shower."

345
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:38,328
Again, I'm sorry for barging in,
and I will rehang the door.

346
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,941
Sit down.

347
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:46,119
Tammy, someday I'm gonna die,

348
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:48,817
but I'm not gonna spend my life
worrying about it.

349
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,558
I know, that's my job.

350
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,908
No, it's not.

351
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,955
Look, I get that you're doing
this 'cause you care about me,

352
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:59,480
but if you don't stop, you're
gonna die way before I do.

353
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,004
Are you threatening me?

354
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,311
Mess with my bacon again
and find out.

355
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,150
[sighs]
What are you doing here?

356
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,368
Even though you're a nurse,

357
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,849
you are not responsible
for Mary's death.

358
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,155
I know.

359
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,331
Then what's going on?

360
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,028
Why aren't you at her memorial?

361
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,508
I just didn't feel like going.

362
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,205
Well, no one ever feels like it.

363
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,338
"Oh, it's a sunny day, maybe we
should have a picnic in the park

364
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,688
and then catch a funeral."

365
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,038
Come on. Get dressed,
you're going.

366
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,213
I really don't want to.

367
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,475
Your friends are there.

368
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,694
Yeah, right.

369
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:40,695
What's that supposed to mean?

370
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:41,870
All my "friends"?

371
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,219
Yes, your friends,

372
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,829
the people you
see every day.

373
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,135
You mean the people
who don't know me

374
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,702
any better than they knew Mary?

375
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,052
That's not true. We know you.

376
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,185
Where am I from?

377
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,230
[scoffs]

378
00:16:56,232 --> 00:17:00,236
The United States of America.

379
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,240
Florida.

380
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,329
We've been friends
for five years,

381
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,939
you don't even know
I'm from Florida.

382
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:09,245
We've been friends
for five years?

383
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,943
See?

384
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,771
Fine, two can play at this
game. Where am I from?

385
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,425
You were born in Bakersfield.

386
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:16,731
Your mother abandoned you
at a firehouse

387
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,124
in Fresno when you were four.

388
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,343
And then you lived
at 12 different foster homes.

389
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,693
Well, my story is
very memorable,

390
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:25,783
especially the way I tell it.

391
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:28,351
Did you know I have two moms?

392
00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:31,311
And that was
before it was cool.

393
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,486
Y-You do?

394
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,531
We lived on a houseboat
in the Keys.

395
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,750
Well, that's fascinating.

396
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,578
I told you that a hundred times,

397
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,145
but no one listens to me.

398
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,755
Sometimes I think
you just keep me around

399
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,365
because you feel sorry for me.

400
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,412
Okay. Okay, let's blow out the
candles on this pity party.

401
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,631
You are a huge part
of this group.

402
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,503
I am not.Come on, when I relapsed,

403
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,505
you never left my side
while I was detoxing.

404
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,333
Even after I took
a swing at you.

405
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,031
You're loyal and kind and
you show up for everyone,

406
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,163
no matter what.

407
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,816
And yes, it's true,
I don't know a lot

408
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:01,210
about your lesbian
seafaring upbringing.

409
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,521
But I do love you.

410
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,177
And it's on me
that you don't know that.

411
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,055
Oh. Where have you been?

412
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,361
You missed the whole thing.

413
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,753
I went to pick up Wendy.

414
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,581
She's part of our group
and she should be here.

415
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,017
Yeah, since Mary died, I've...

416
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,150
Jill's eulogy
was fantastic.

417
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,631
She made it all about herself.Hey.

418
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,764
You interrupted
Wendy. Wendy, go.

419
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:36,245
Since Mary died,
I've just been down.

420
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,856
I snapped at my
daughter for that?

421
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,945
I'm willing to shine
the spotlight on you,

422
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,817
but give us a show.

423
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,776
Come on, let's hit
the pastry tower.

424
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,953
Hey. Christy, right?Yeah.

425
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,651
I'm Mary's daughter Angela.

426
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:53,567
I just want to say thank you
for what you did for my son.

427
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,960
Actually, I did it for your mom.

428
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:59,138
You know, she always saying
how nice her AA friends were,

429
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:02,489
and, um, I thought that she was
just trying to get me to go.

430
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:05,013
And I did go a couple of times,
I thought it was lame.

431
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,189
Then, you know,

432
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,496
seeing how you guys
all just showed up for her here

433
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:12,194
and threw this nice thing,

434
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,850
it kind of made me think
that maybe I could, um,

435
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,678
uh, try it again.

436
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,027
Well, I'd be happy

437
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,247
to take you to a meeting
sometime if you want.

438
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,771
I would appreciate that.

439
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:26,208
I'm gonna get my cell phone
so I can get your number.

440
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,254
Okay.

441
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,213
Look at that.

442
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,868
You did have a plan.

443
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,350
Jill, do you have
a white Range Rover?
Yeah.

444
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,526
Any chance Todd has
a white Range Rover?

445
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,572
No.
Then I think Todd took
your white Range Rover.

446
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,791
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